Let's come up with the opening sequence of "Real Housewives of the Data Lounge" with taglines.
Real Housewives of the Data Lounge
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 23, 2024 1:20 PM |
Dat's da suck job!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 19, 2024 7:43 PM |
These bitches don't scare me- they should see the bitches I have always trying to kill me!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 19, 2024 7:46 PM |
[bold] TEACAKE [/bold]
"I'm concerned about global warming; that's why I'm always throwing shade."
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 19, 2024 7:48 PM |
A littlelight in the loafers, but my caftan-lift brings all the boys to the yard.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 19, 2024 7:51 PM |
This is the most nourishing thing I’m going to have all week.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 19, 2024 7:54 PM |
[bold] GREG [/bold]
"Boston may be known for tea parties, but I prefer gin."
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 19, 2024 7:55 PM |
Earrings. Caftan.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 19, 2024 7:58 PM |
R6, Excellent Greg!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 19, 2024 8:00 PM |
“I may smoke weed, but I still have high standards.”
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 20, 2024 1:42 AM |
"I hate everything"
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 20, 2024 1:45 AM |
I’m loose in the anus and loose with the facts.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 20, 2024 1:48 AM |
R11 Marge, go home! No one wants your stale ass peach!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 20, 2024 7:49 AM |
Just because you dial a phone with a pencil doesn’t mean you’ve got my number.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 20, 2024 8:35 AM |
I have a great ass AND I’ll live on forever.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 20, 2024 8:38 AM |
I’m alot, theirs no denying it. When I walk in a room everyone says, “Oh, dear!”
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 20, 2024 8:43 AM |
Are they RESCUE BEGAL KITTENS???
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 20, 2024 9:15 AM |
I have 50 years of experience, but I only look 32.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 20, 2024 9:31 AM |
MARY! MARY! I’m QUITE contrary!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 20, 2024 9:33 AM |
I may lift my caftan, but I’ll never lower my expectations.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 20, 2024 9:37 AM |
Farrah, you’re from Council Bluffs. No one wants your ass.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 20, 2024 9:41 AM |
I may act shocked, but I’m the one who sets the grease fires.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 20, 2024 9:46 AM |
You say Trolldar, I say Troll-Darling.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 20, 2024 9:49 AM |
At 24 I was too hot to be believed. But look at me now, I’m too smart to be deceived.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 20, 2024 9:57 AM |
When they go low, my pussy really stinks!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 20, 2024 9:58 AM |
You can read me for what I wrote, but in my life, there’s always another chapter.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 20, 2024 10:53 AM |
When you carry the full weight of the Truth, haters will always say you type fat.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 20, 2024 11:07 AM |
My pork chop is raw, all I need is a man to make it seared and sizzled.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 20, 2024 11:25 AM |
If the world is a V-Bone, I just want to kick it!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 20, 2024 11:26 AM |
[quote]Real Housewives of the Data Lounge
Nothing is real on the Data Lounge.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 20, 2024 11:30 AM |
I’ll never let a little problem stand in the way of my big dreams.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 20, 2024 11:50 AM |
[bold] GREG [/bold]
“I like my martinis dry, and plums even drier. Holla!”
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 20, 2024 12:34 PM |
Miss Faye Dunaway can slap me all she wants, I’ll always be a little homosexual boy!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 20, 2024 4:06 PM |
I want to attend one of Greg’s Boston Tea Parties. Will we be dumping prunes into the bay?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 20, 2024 8:37 PM |
[quote] I want to attend one of Greg’s Boston Tea Parties. Will we be dumping prunes into the bay?
No, R33.
Don’t you enjoy making romantic and sexy chocolate covered prunes?
And we’d rather you didn’t share your special glaze for prunes.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 20, 2024 9:03 PM |
What I like about Greg is that he DOES have a sense of humor. With all of his precious table settings and recipess, and the back bay, of course- He is always game for a joke even at his expense.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 20, 2024 9:07 PM |
My mother told me to spread my wings and fly- Instead I spread my legs and killed an entire village!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 20, 2024 9:47 PM |
Thank you, R35.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 20, 2024 9:57 PM |
And always plays along and does not clutch his back bay pearls when I admit while drunk that I am a midget hater.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 20, 2024 10:08 PM |
You can flame me; Mama’s Mussy is already sizzling like cubed steak in a fondue pot, thrown at your head.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 20, 2024 10:10 PM |
Well damn! If you got the steak, I got the sauce! 😘
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 20, 2024 10:13 PM |
On this site, the punches come left, right, and below the belt. And I’M not wearing any pants!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 20, 2024 10:16 PM |
[quote] And always plays along and does not clutch his back bay pearls when I admit while drunk that I am a midget hater.
That’s only because you lived at 163 Beacon Street.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 20, 2024 10:16 PM |
True-- That place must be $3800 now. In 2008 it was 1550!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 20, 2024 10:23 PM |
When that short bus broke down in front of my trailer, my asshole was murdered!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 20, 2024 10:26 PM |
[quote] True-- That place must be $3800 now. In 2008 it was 1550!
I suppose that depends on the unit.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 20, 2024 10:27 PM |
“When you mess with the queen ‘B’, you’re bound to get stung.”
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 20, 2024 10:36 PM |
“I don’t see gender, color, or race—just opportunity.”
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 21, 2024 3:59 AM |
“If you’re offended by what I say, just imagine what I think.”
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 21, 2024 4:00 AM |
I’m loads of fun and full of cum!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 21, 2024 4:04 AM |
Sorry—I meant to sign R47, Andy Cohen.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 21, 2024 4:06 AM |
Or…
“My weekdays are busy, but my weekends are loaded.”
—Dawson
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 21, 2024 4:08 AM |
“When you’re surrounded by bottoms, it’s easy to come out on top.”
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 21, 2024 11:52 AM |
“The easiest things in life to spread are love, kindness, and my double jointed legs!”
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 23, 2024 7:46 AM |
I've got two kittens, two homes and forty personalities. None of them good.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 23, 2024 12:22 PM |
[quote] I've got two kittens, two homes and forty personalities. None of them good.
Oh, dear.
Three homes (one is tiny).
Two kittens, three homes, and one incandescent personality: priceless.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 23, 2024 12:40 PM |
R54 seems obsessed with my kittens.
The number of comments he has posted about my kittens, including calling their very existence into question, is the work of someone who can't get enough of me.
Please, R54, I am flattered, but you are embarrassing yourself.
In the words of Caroline, "Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo."
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 23, 2024 12:46 PM |
I might be Gen X, but I’ll take some Gen Z in me anyday
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 23, 2024 12:46 PM |
The world is my feast! Married men’s legs unparted, parts uncharted!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 23, 2024 12:54 PM |
I've spent my whole life rolling with the punches. And on The Data Lounge, they come left, right, below the belt, and straight up the keister.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 23, 2024 1:20 PM |