I’m the comment she leaves below a picture of a group of fat hippo bitches that says “Beautiful Ladies!”
Let’s be Fraus online
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 30, 2024 12:30 AM |
I'm the links to promo codes for 'Live, Love, Laugh' crap.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 20, 2024 2:10 AM |
I'm a Miinions meme.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 20, 2024 2:13 AM |
Thoughts & Prayers
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 20, 2024 2:16 AM |
I'm the inappropriate use of "LOL" and "haha."
"So this morning I was fixing some Uncrustables for Jaydynne's breakfast when the fuse blew LOL and I went to the basement to find the breaker haha and tripped over something and it was our cat Garfield who'd been missing for a week haha and he was dead right on the basement floor LOL"
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 20, 2024 2:18 AM |
MLM schemes and little meet ups about them on Facebook.
The heavily filtered photos that make them look like tanned smears.
Photos taken in a car with 3000 things dangling from the rear view or a gigantic keychain with all sorts of crap hanging from it that makes them look like a serial killer school custodian.
It’s always having issues with everything - health, money, the danged clerk at Michael’s - and no real problem solving skills other than being a self-avowed “bad bitch.”
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 20, 2024 2:24 AM |
I'm the lengthy insta post about BLM with a photo of my daughter Madyleign and her Black BFF . They've known each other almost a week!
Kids don't see colour, y'all!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 20, 2024 3:54 AM |
I’m the loony Heartstopper posters pretending to be gay men.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 20, 2024 4:23 AM |
I'm the one who replies to a post showing several of her buddies out at lunch with, "Ha ha, no dinner tonight, girls!"
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 20, 2024 5:07 AM |
I'm a Scentsy rep, at your service. I'm also having a Pampered Chef party this weekend. Everyone is invited to enjoy craptastic food made on a pizza stone.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 20, 2024 5:14 AM |
I'm the instant, effusive reassurance that "you're a great mother" from a hundred internet strangers.
I am especially profuse when a frau has "confessed" something that actually makes her a shit mother.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 20, 2024 11:59 AM |
I'm the sad realisation that "this is it".
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 20, 2024 12:01 PM |
I'm fibro
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 20, 2024 12:09 PM |
I'm the passive aggressive/snide remarks towards my slim friendd that I post on their photos. When I manage to lose a few pounds myself, then we're besties -- almost sisters!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 20, 2024 1:26 PM |
I'm the fat acceptance movement.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 20, 2024 1:29 PM |
My inner Mama Bear comes out roaring whenever his school says anything negative about his intelligence, demeanor, attitude, bullying, or not being chosen by any girl for the homecoming court.
My son can do NO WRONG!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 20, 2024 1:40 PM |
I'm "wine o'clock."
I make alcoholism funny and cute.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 20, 2024 1:52 PM |
I'm endless threads complaining about the picky eating habits of my husband and children, yet the "complaints" seem tinged with pride as the frau explains that she's the only one who can make their favorite dishes just the way they like them.
As you read, it becomes clear why there is a raging epidemic of disordered eating, obesity, and OCD.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 20, 2024 4:36 PM |
I'm the wrinkled stomach, saggy ass, and stretch marks that I proudly show off in a bikini. My husband refers to them as "badges of honor and courage " for giving birth to 6 kids.
I tell every mother to be proud of their bodies while my husband sneaks lustful glances at our teenage daughter's friends.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 20, 2024 4:52 PM |
I’m the oversharing of every aspect of my children’s life for my mommy blog.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 20, 2024 5:05 PM |
I’m the custom made graduated drinking sippy cup thing, so I gauge how much water I drink and when. It can’t go in the dishwasher. I wash it by hand but I read it can get moldy and cause obesity which is why I can’t lose weight.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 20, 2024 5:11 PM |
I’m the inane story that could have been stated in two sentences, but instead is told in a 9 paragraph, emoji-filled post, that leaves followers exhausted if they finish it.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 20, 2024 6:25 PM |
I’m the “littles” and the “hubs”.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 20, 2024 6:26 PM |
I’m the book club. I’m just an excuse for these broads to whip out their wine glasses that hold an entire bottle and talk shit about everyone not in the room.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 20, 2024 6:34 PM |
I’m your mother who birthed you. You’re welcome .
I’m your sister .
I’m your ex wife and mother of your children
I’m your daughter who loves you .
We are all women and we all go online .
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 20, 2024 6:57 PM |
I’m the Frau at R24
I’m a dumb cunt. This is a gay website and it’s 2024, we don’t have daughters and ex-wives. I’m a really stupid bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 20, 2024 7:21 PM |
I'm a self-pitying attempt to pluck the heartstrings and induce guilt.
After all, I've done so much and received so little thanks. And boys and men, let's face it, are such ungrateful monsters.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 20, 2024 7:30 PM |
I’m the black abyss that no number of likes or comments will fill.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 20, 2024 7:32 PM |
I'm the HE'S STRAIGHT PEOPLE!!!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 20, 2024 7:52 PM |
I'm the hunger for praise when I post exhaustingly detailed step-by step-instructions on the Halloween costumes I make for my kids.
"OMG, Cassie! That is a masterpiece! You're an artist".
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 21, 2024 9:32 PM |
I'm the thousands of posts on Lipstick Alley.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 21, 2024 9:34 PM |
Be kind.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 21, 2024 9:38 PM |
Hate has no place in our town.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 21, 2024 9:39 PM |
I am the cliques that exactly replicate along middle-school lines. There are the boss bitches, the schlubby masses of followers, and occasionally the free-thinking rebels, who never last. One wrong word, and the boss bitch will trigger a pile-on that will destroy its target.
Conformity of thought is thus enforced in a way that Kim Jung Un can only dream about.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 21, 2024 9:41 PM |
I'm Datalounge. It's not just for the gays you know.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 21, 2024 9:46 PM |
I’m the “Amen!” That gets posted because some clickbait post said, “Jesus is king and will give you gifts. Can I get an amen?”
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 21, 2024 9:48 PM |
I got married so I can type "hubby" over and over online.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 21, 2024 9:52 PM |
I'm the rescue dog video.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 21, 2024 9:53 PM |
Im One Million Moms!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 21, 2024 10:05 PM |
I'm the arm that weighs more than a Darfur orphan.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 21, 2024 11:17 PM |
I’m their local community Facebook page’s top-of-screen rule: “Let’s all treat one another respectfully and with kindness when posting here, or else maybe this page isn’t for you and you will be BANNED.”
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 21, 2024 11:34 PM |
I'm the real-time warning on Next Door to my neighbors:
"Everyone: There is a BLACK MAN walking toward the Marigold Court cul-de-sac right now! He is wearing a BLUE PLAID SHIRT!!!! Be safe out there!"
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 22, 2024 12:13 AM |
R41 I’m the concern that’s probably warranted.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 22, 2024 12:21 AM |
I'm Hashimoto's
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 22, 2024 12:43 AM |
I'm the hours spent analyzing old Instagram pics of Hilaria Baldwin so I can make damning posts about her terrible parenting skills and prove that she faked her pregnancies. Meanwhile my kids are feeding crayons to the dog, microwaving Barbies, and letting the bathtub overflow.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 22, 2024 12:45 AM |
I'm the impassioned discussion about the latest Hallmark movie.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 22, 2024 12:47 AM |
I’m $9,000 “worth” of Lularoe crap rotting in the basement. I’m accompanied by blue tubs full of Beanie Babies and Body by Vi shake powder. It smells like wet dog down here…
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 22, 2024 12:51 AM |
“My husband doesn’t make me orgasm. Is this normal?”
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 22, 2024 12:55 AM |
R47 no that would you and the other woke cunts
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 22, 2024 12:56 AM |
R43. Frau here, my Hashimoto's resulted in a complete thyroidectomy, does that count?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 22, 2024 1:06 AM |
I'm the wizened arid gash that no human being has touched in 30 years yet I know any man between 14-94 yo thinks it's the Gate to Paradise.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 22, 2024 2:45 AM |
We need to ban all the books so Jonny lives in an echo chamber I agree with! 🤡
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 22, 2024 2:50 AM |
I'm the endless Heartstopper threads.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 22, 2024 3:06 AM |
R52 especially if it teaches them to be straight or Christian!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 22, 2024 3:16 AM |
I show my scars so that others can heal.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 22, 2024 4:39 AM |
I’m the picture of Jaden. Jaden can’t decide whether they are male, female or other, but thank God we picked a flexible name.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 22, 2024 4:55 AM |
Did I mention that I’m blessed?
Well, I am. I am blessed.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 22, 2024 4:56 AM |
My baby is Trans! #soproud
Posts photo of severely depressed teen with neon hair.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 22, 2024 6:24 AM |
I’m the self induced abortion of the neighbor’s baby that everyone thinks is my husband’s. I was going to keep it, but found out it’s retarded and the neighbor isn’t leaving his life. I’ll get more sympathy, a three week meal chain, and a lot of passes for never wanting to do anything by sharing the news of our loss on social media. I may even get to use one of my rich friend’s really nice vacation homes on the beach to “heal” which I look for my next dick. I’m thinking a big thick black dick this time.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 22, 2024 6:54 AM |
[quote]I'm Datalounge. It's not just for the gays you know.
It [bold]IS[/bold] just for the gays R34.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 22, 2024 7:59 AM |
I’m the “Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged” Facebook quote. I am, therefore, the reigning queen of the judgemental church bitches.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 22, 2024 10:41 AM |
I'm the constant Facebook invites. To my Pampered Chef party. To my brothers new business venue, every weekend. To my daughter's cheerleading fundraisers. To my twin sons baseball and football fundraisers. The asking for money for all three of my kiddos to help pay for their high school band to go on that special trip! Three yearsin a row They've worked so hard all year, y'all!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 22, 2024 11:10 AM |
I'm the cradled mug...
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 22, 2024 11:11 AM |
A couple generations ago, it would have been "out with the girls lunching".
Theses days, there's always some nostalgic post that seems oxymoronic like "I miss Zayre's", as if poorly stocked discount stores, with loud cheap clothing would be unknown to us.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 22, 2024 11:19 AM |
My favorite are the ones who are posting constantly, sometimes around 5-10 times per day but are always bitching about how they don’t have any time because they’re such a “busy mommy”.
Get off Facebook then, you fat bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 22, 2024 2:22 PM |
I'm the constant update, and group sleuthing, about any major true crime even within a 50 mile radius.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 22, 2024 3:35 PM |
R66 I’m the clit being rubbed while reading graphic details of brutal rapes.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 22, 2024 3:38 PM |
I'm the picture of myself, my Husband and our three kids. 30 posters will say, "What a beautiful family." This is despite the fact that my daughter looks exactly like her grandfather, who looks like he was a pro boxer. Don't start me on my ugly shithead mouth breathing sons. They look like they hit each other with ugly sticks all day. At least my alcoholic husband will give me a solid fucking once a season.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 22, 2024 4:35 PM |
Trash Day Alert: Air fyrer on 10th N. Main St. looks new!!!!! One mans junk is another mans treasure.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 22, 2024 4:52 PM |
[quote] I'm the constant update, and group sleuthing, about any major true crime even within a 50 mile radius.
As if we don’t do the same, but globally?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 22, 2024 6:18 PM |
I’m the copy-and -pasted “warning.”
A strange man was following me around Kroger! I was afraid I was going to be trafficked!
Gang members have an initiation where they tape razor blades under the handles of car doors!
Cue dozens of “shocked”:emojis from frau friends.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 23, 2024 2:01 AM |
😲 😲 😲
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 23, 2024 2:16 AM |
"There is NO WAY he can be gay or bi - he has a kid, girlfriend, wife"...etc
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 23, 2024 2:35 AM |
Happy wife, happy life!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 23, 2024 11:21 AM |
If momma ain’t happy ain’t nobody happy!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 23, 2024 11:37 AM |
I'm tender to the touch.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 23, 2024 11:18 PM |
pink ribbon
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 23, 2024 11:23 PM |
I’m thoughts and prayers
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 27, 2024 12:44 PM |
Shit, thoughts and prayers was done before.
Okay, instead I’m the inspirational posts that are hiding Arbonne commission links.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 27, 2024 12:46 PM |
I'm the discomfort that is apparent to EVERYONE when my Frau talks to black people. Especially black women. She keeps thinking she's ghetto-cool.
Actually, this just doesn't happen online.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 27, 2024 12:59 PM |
I named my girls 👧
Tiffany
Brittany
and
Amber
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 27, 2024 2:05 PM |
And my son's names are Ryler, Krew and Brexton.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 27, 2024 2:16 PM |
Tiffany, Brittany, Amber? Those names are at least 30 years out of date. Now it would be Bryleigh, McKinslee, Maddysyn.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 27, 2024 2:40 PM |
My pussy won’t be denied
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 27, 2024 3:02 PM |
I'm the conviction that I am the busiest and most put-upon person on earth.
Ironically, I coexist with posts lamenting the high cost of fast food and junk treats, or bemoaning the shambles that is my house and kitchen ("the littles just won't pick up after themselves and the dog keeps having accidents!").
Or showing a half-assed Pinterest frau project that took at least 20 hours over the course of 6 months before it's abandoned as "good enough." Often it's an abortive "IKEA hack" that remarkably makes the item look even more ratchet than it did in its natural state.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 27, 2024 4:13 PM |
“Amen”!
There, I have done my part in helping the unfortunate.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 27, 2024 4:28 PM |
Petting cats at the shelter today!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 27, 2024 4:30 PM |
I'm the post about how I fed a homeless person or something similar, claiming it's to encourage random acts of kindness, but it's really because I want everyone to tell me what awesome, caring,sweet, selfless, amazing person I am.
I need that external validation so, so badly y'all!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 27, 2024 7:19 PM |
I'm the word y'all.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 27, 2024 7:28 PM |
“This is my favorite Starbucks cup! It’s pink!”
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 27, 2024 7:37 PM |
That reminds me, R90. I'm huge, brightly colored Stanley cups that cost 50 bucks.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 27, 2024 7:53 PM |
R91 I have 27 in all different colors. I put my “teas” from Herbalife in them!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 27, 2024 7:56 PM |
I'm convinced that popping out two spawn is "the hardest job you'll ever love."
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 27, 2024 8:37 PM |
I’m the fun of diagnosing their mental disorders from their oversharing.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 27, 2024 8:39 PM |
"Louder for the people/folks/ones in the back!"
So 👏many 👏 hands 👏 clapping 👏 wow 👏 sis 👏 your 👏 fingers 👏 must 👏 sore👏
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 28, 2024 12:43 AM |
“I’ve never had an orgasm, it makes me feel dirty!”
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 28, 2024 12:46 AM |
I’m the blur filter on every pic of my face I post so it looks like I have the skin of a toddler
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 28, 2024 1:06 AM |
I’m exploiting my family’s illnesses and disabilities for MLM sales.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 28, 2024 8:59 AM |
I'm the fake cancer diagnosis.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 28, 2024 5:49 PM |
It's FIBRO, every white woman has FIBRO, first they ignored all the ADHD and autism, WHEN WILL THE GOVERNMENT DO SOMETHING!!! They had to suffer thru COVID and FIBRO at the same time, it's just not fair.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 28, 2024 7:28 PM |
I'm black women's hair.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 28, 2024 10:04 PM |
I'm the Reacher stan who's never seen an actual cock in the light of day
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 28, 2024 10:14 PM |
I’m the unsuccessful petitions about subliminal Satanic influences in Happy Meal toys.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 29, 2024 5:00 AM |
I'm the "He is risen" posts.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 29, 2024 5:07 AM |
I’m an online frau — I may be dumb but I recognize Defacto at r42 and r49 basically from orbit. My life may seem empty, but it’s chock full compared to that pathetic creature on the weekends. Sad!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 29, 2024 5:51 AM |
I’m compelled to ask “You okay, hun?”
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 29, 2024 6:11 AM |
Defacto IS MURIEL, I believe, it's all to keep the clicks going, even though we pay, how else could the retard do what he does? Think about it.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 29, 2024 3:09 PM |
I'm the sudden, overwhelming love for all things Dolly Parton.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 29, 2024 3:27 PM |
I’m the brag posting about their “perfect” children and husband who are actually anything but. My neighbor posts about her “best father/husband EVER!!!” all the time when they spend hours screaming at each other daily.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 29, 2024 5:42 PM |
I'm the " RIGHT ? " after every nonsensical inane declaration.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 29, 2024 10:03 PM |
I'm cutesy photos of Frau and Mr Frau every time they go out to dinner or celebrate a birthday or anniversary. Don't forget the gushing captions: "Kevin took me to Ruth's Chris Steak House for my b-day dinner! BEST PORTERHOUSE EVER! #BLESSED #RELATIONSHIP GOALS"
The cutesier the photos and the more effusive the captions, the closer the couple is to an acrimonious divorce. The only question is: Is Kevin sucking cock or plowing some desperate trailer park cooch?
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 29, 2024 10:09 PM |
I’m the misery porn sharing of something awful happening to a child, inevitably followed by:
“Hug your littles a little tighter tonight”
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 29, 2024 11:47 PM |
Found this dresser on the side of the road. Follow my restoration project!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 30, 2024 12:30 AM |