My heart bleeds for her.
Tallulah Willis is a midget with Bruce's face: Poor, unfortunate girl.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 22, 2024 12:31 PM |
Gosh, she's ghastly! She makes Rumer look positively beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 19, 2024 9:37 AM |
I can't hear about Rumer without thinking of how Michael K on Dlisted used to call her Potato Head. Good times.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 19, 2024 9:41 AM |
A real life Pennywise! Seriously, her face is so creepy, it turned my stomach. Something is not right with her.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 19, 2024 9:52 AM |
Oof, madonn'! He looks terrible!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 19, 2024 10:25 AM |
She can afford the best plastic surgeons. Why doesn't she fix that mug!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 19, 2024 10:43 AM |
Chucky is all grown up!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 19, 2024 10:53 AM |
Sometimes good looks skip a generation.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 19, 2024 11:00 AM |
It comes from Munchkinland!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 19, 2024 11:01 AM |
Don’t feed it after midnight.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 19, 2024 11:05 AM |
And don't spill water on it!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 19, 2024 11:09 AM |
Aww, I miss FixRumer.com.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 19, 2024 11:17 AM |
Is this the one who just self-diagnosed as having aspergers?
“I can't hear about Rumer without thinking of how Michael K on Dlisted used to call her Potato Head.”
Actually, he called her “‘tater head”
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 19, 2024 11:18 AM |
R12 She recently let the world know of her Borderline Personality Disorder. As if her looks weren't bad enough.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 19, 2024 11:52 AM |
Money can't always buy beauty, r5.
Just ask Mrs Beckham.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 19, 2024 11:53 AM |
Why would anybody announce they're borderline? You might as well proclaim that you have several STDs. Nobody with any sense will want to be anywhere around you.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 19, 2024 12:07 PM |
Exactly R15.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 19, 2024 12:10 PM |
She's fine! She sends her ugly love!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 19, 2024 12:22 PM |
Do any of the Willis spawn have jobs?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 19, 2024 12:38 PM |
Three words. Lindsey Sidney Greenbush.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 19, 2024 12:43 PM |
Bless her heart. She sho' is ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 19, 2024 12:47 PM |
Tha faish...
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 19, 2024 12:56 PM |
Jesus, that Fix Rumer site. Whoever the hell cut her hair did her no favours. Tori Spelling is lucky that the internet wasn't in most households when she started on 90210.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 19, 2024 1:04 PM |
It's so sad they all smirk like Bruce, as well.
Resting Smirk Face.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 19, 2024 1:05 PM |
She looks OK here, but the poor thing has no arms!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 19, 2024 1:06 PM |
It's disgusting to call someone a midget. The term is DWARF!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 19, 2024 1:08 PM |
She's thinner at r24. When she gains weight it goes to her face.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 19, 2024 1:11 PM |
I have several STDs
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 19, 2024 1:12 PM |
Tallulah Bankhead she is not!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 19, 2024 1:16 PM |
She would be perfect to play the Gimp in a Pulp Fiction remake.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 19, 2024 1:17 PM |
Jesus Christ OP. You should have warned us.
I did not need to see that face.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 19, 2024 1:19 PM |
She has Borderline Personality Disorder AND NOW Autism!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 19, 2024 1:26 PM |
That's a truly unfortunate picture in the OP, she looks fine in this family snapshot without the red rimmed eyes. Lots of people aren't particularly photogenic. This kind of pile-on is not pointless bitchery, it's just pointless.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 19, 2024 1:31 PM |
R35, that photo was taken from a mile away.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 19, 2024 2:27 PM |
It's a pity Diane Arbus is no longer around to take portrait photos of that family.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 19, 2024 5:59 PM |
I don’t know how it happened but those two made some ugly kids.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 19, 2024 6:29 PM |
Pointless? So why are you here, r35?
R35: This is pointless, so I'd better go point it out. I am GOD.
She looks better in your photo because she is thinner, BTW.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 19, 2024 10:43 PM |
R35 I guess maybe by comparison she looks a little better in that picture. Don't you have some family home evening or church activity to plan a******.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 19, 2024 11:01 PM |
Is she a Giudice kid?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 19, 2024 11:03 PM |
Yikes!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 19, 2024 11:09 PM |
Countdown to Transition 3.. 2…
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 19, 2024 11:16 PM |
Bruce and Demi's kids challenging Tori Spelling's kids for the title of America's Hapsburgs.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 19, 2024 11:33 PM |
I have no trouble with Tallulah's looks because unlike Rumer, she's not pretending to be a great beauty.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 19, 2024 11:36 PM |
Jesus, her face is downright terrifying. Wth!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 19, 2024 11:44 PM |
In r35’s link she is the best looking sister.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 20, 2024 12:11 AM |
Well, I suppose when two people who hit the genetic lottery jackpot have children, it's not always going to go as planned. Shiloh Pitt for example, is clearly a great beauty but the younger sister is cute, but is probably not going to be stunner that Shiloh is. That said, if the Willis kids had recognized their (ahem) limitations and got jobs in IT or accounting where everyone is unattractive, you wouldn't feel compelled to mock them because they're living their own lives apart from their parents. But because they always seem to be on some sort of nepo baby/celeb fringe, they're mock-worthy. In Tallulah's case, I'm guessing her real problem is not her looks but that's a literal dumpster fire of mental disorders.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 20, 2024 12:22 AM |
How can two reasonably attractive people produce three super-fugs in a row like that?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 20, 2024 12:35 AM |
Oompa loompa doompity do
My name is stupid; my sisters' are too!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 20, 2024 12:36 AM |
Rumer looks like model material next to this one.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 20, 2024 12:44 AM |
DL has really become toxic.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 20, 2024 12:45 AM |
[quote] Why would anybody announce they're borderline? You might as well proclaim that you have several STDs. Nobody with any sense will want to be anywhere around you.
Indeed. You’re better off saying you have leprosy. It’s less detrimental to your health.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 20, 2024 12:49 AM |
At R34 she honestly looks like she has an absolute rager of a case of oral HSV2.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 20, 2024 1:34 AM |
52, what part of pointless bitchery do you not understand?
Bye, Felicia.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 20, 2024 2:29 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 20, 2024 2:29 AM |
Demi's face was not meant to be on a head as big as Bruce's. This is why I tell fellow big heads if they get with a person with a normal or small sized head make sure they have a face that would look good stretched out on a big head and make sure you have a face that would look good smooshed down because it can be a disaster.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 20, 2024 2:36 AM |
Tallulah FANKhead
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 20, 2024 2:52 AM |
What do the kids from the good, new wife look like?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 20, 2024 2:56 AM |
Conception is such a high stakes game, but the odds are completely unknown. Glad I didn't have to ante up
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 20, 2024 2:59 AM |
She looks like she enjoys French fried per-taters.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 20, 2024 3:38 AM |
I should sue for defamation, libel, and sullying my good name in a way even I never imagined.
But I'm dead, dahling.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 20, 2024 3:39 AM |
Covid was the best thing that ever happened for the Willis girls.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 20, 2024 11:17 AM |
Did Bruce's kids with the second wife turn out to look hideous? What was the second wife thinking when they decided to get married and start a family? Surely she looked at his girls and was flooded with fear?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 20, 2024 1:22 PM |
I bet Bruce still remembers this kid - perhaps not her name…. “JESUS CHRIST! Oh, it’s you.”
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 20, 2024 10:14 PM |
Looks like Eddie Munster with a baseball cap
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 20, 2024 10:15 PM |
^You're terrible, Muriel.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 20, 2024 10:37 PM |
The new daughters seem fairly normal looking so far...
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 22, 2024 12:17 PM |
The new wife gets on my nerves.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 22, 2024 12:17 PM |
The obligatory blue hair/androgynous phases combined.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 22, 2024 12:31 PM |