...and posts photos to prove it!
George Santos now says he was a teen fashion model...
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 30, 2024 9:27 PM |
He must have a lot of time on his hands.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 15, 2024 3:16 PM |
Why isn't he behind bars?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 15, 2024 3:20 PM |
I just don't even find him amusing. He's an irritant.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 15, 2024 3:21 PM |
The comments on his post are hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 15, 2024 3:21 PM |
Where are the pics? I didn't see any.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 15, 2024 3:23 PM |
The delusion is strong with this one.
It would be sad if he weren’t a public menace.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 15, 2024 3:25 PM |
R5 Click on his post and scroll down - two pictures of him.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 15, 2024 3:26 PM |
Sad and deluded.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 15, 2024 3:38 PM |
In high school, one of my more delusional friends thought she was going to be a model. Lo and behold, there appeared an ad in the local paper that an international modelling agency was holding auditions for future high-fashion models. At the Howard Johnson Business Center. She was sure this was her big break, and had to go. In retrospect, delusional and dim. I was positive it was going to be some sort of porn thing, so I went along just in case. Hundreds of delusional small-town girls in line. We stood there forever, until it was her turn. I went in with her. They fawned all over her, and for only $250 they could do a portfolio for her. She just had to come back the next day with a check, and they would send her her portfolio and a contract! She fell right for it, so we were back the next day with the three changes of clothes they asked her to have. When we got there, they started buttering me up. You know they need male models, too. I'd be perfect! How about a few pictures of us together, and then maybe some of just me. Trust me, I am average looking at best. And just a hair under 5'9'. But whatever. They would just add a few pics of me to her portfolio. The photographer offered me a leather jacket and sunglasses conveniently near by for my solo shots.
At least three months later, the portfolio came in the mail along with my pictures tucked into it loose. We did not get any contracts though.
Point of my story?
That jacket in the left picture looks suspiciously like the one I was lent for MY big modelling shoot.
I swear.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 15, 2024 3:40 PM |
Don’t you jealous gays know-Kitara is THE face of Dress Barn!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 15, 2024 3:42 PM |
Modeling for who? Ore-Ida mashed taters or maybe Jello pudding?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 15, 2024 3:53 PM |
Those look like photos taken in the mall. Hahaha what an asshoke. He’s mentally ill.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 15, 2024 3:54 PM |
I'm sure he was a Barbizon reject.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 15, 2024 3:58 PM |
R9 Those 'modeling agencies' used to pop up at every mall in my area in the 80s and 90s. They'd pull over every guy and girl between the ages of 18 - 25 walking by, and tell them they could be the next supermodel. What a joke.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 15, 2024 4:00 PM |
Glamour Shots!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 15, 2024 4:24 PM |
Did he attend the prestigious Barbizon modelling academy?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 15, 2024 4:24 PM |
Thanks, R7 -- I didn't even notice that link.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 15, 2024 4:29 PM |
He and Tracy Turnblad were fashion models for Mr. Pinky's Hefty Hideaway.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 15, 2024 4:41 PM |
Shouldn't he be in one of those hospitals were the patients have to wear paper slippers and eat cantaloupe with a plastic spoon?
What is New York State's version of a 5150? Is it a 72-hour hold in NYS? Baker Act? Whatever it's called there, that is what he needs - STAT.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 15, 2024 4:56 PM |
Some of the comments posted on the linked page in R11 are down right hilarious.
"17 years later and you can’t find your neck or how to tell the truth."
"I took some pictures of myself = “look, I’m a model” 👌🏽 Sure, George."
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 15, 2024 5:33 PM |
I do believe that he was a runway model....at LaGuardia!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 15, 2024 5:35 PM |
"Fun times, but looking back I can say I was being constantly sexually harassed and I didn’t realize it. I was naive and young and didn’t see malice in any of it. Now when I look back it haunts me..."
Something tells me that HE did the sexual harassment.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 15, 2024 6:40 PM |
I am impressed that Kitara was able to hide away her moobs in both photos provided.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 15, 2024 7:04 PM |
George was even more successful than Ypir!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 15, 2024 7:23 PM |
Cindy Crawford, Gisele, and Kate Moss ask me for modeling tips
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 15, 2024 8:21 PM |
I might have been able to get him some catalog work.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 15, 2024 8:43 PM |
Is there anything this bastard holds sacred and wont lie about? Seems very stressful to make shit up on a daily basis, then keep it and the other lies in order.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 15, 2024 9:40 PM |
Then he needs to work on “striking the pose” apparently that is what ended his successful modeling career.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 15, 2024 9:46 PM |
Is this place still in business?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 15, 2024 9:46 PM |
This delusional Cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 15, 2024 9:52 PM |
Well now I understand why he was using campaign contributions to buy designer clothes. Going from high flying male supermodel to an ordinary Member of Congress must have been a huge sartorial shock to the system.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 15, 2024 9:57 PM |
Is he still a thing? I thought he was banished from Washington, DC? Where does he live now? He must be scamming some poor schmuck.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 15, 2024 10:05 PM |
Watch out, David Gandy!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 15, 2024 10:44 PM |
Oh God, the cutthroat world of trying out to see if maybe you could be a print model.
The ruined lives this industry has piled up before it. And also a little to the side.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 15, 2024 10:58 PM |
R19, Miss Turnblad was actually glamourous.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 15, 2024 10:59 PM |
Lauren Boebert scores $400 campaign donation from lying ex-Rep. George Santos
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 15, 2024 11:14 PM |
One of our few refunds. Couldn't even make him look like a model.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 15, 2024 11:32 PM |
Kitara reminds me of Dawn Davenport.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 16, 2024 12:39 AM |
Santos Explains Why He’s Raised $0 for Return Congressional Bid
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 16, 2024 1:10 AM |
YOU BETTER WERK, KITARA!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 16, 2024 1:14 AM |
He raised zero dollars? LOL. Why doesn't he just raise money by posing for GQ, since he's such a successful model?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 16, 2024 1:33 AM |
R10, I think you mean Dress Barn Woman…for the fuller-figured gals!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 16, 2024 2:16 AM |
Claudia Schiffer called me. She told me that she's so jealous
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 16, 2024 2:25 AM |
What did she model - car covers?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 16, 2024 2:39 AM |
[quote]I think you mean Dress Barn Woman…for the fuller-figured gals!
I believe Dress Barn Woman has the Mother Pence Seal of Approval.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 16, 2024 3:11 AM |
I was also the first choice for the role of Nomi Malone in Showgirls.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 16, 2024 3:21 AM |
I modeled "husky" jeans and did a damn fine job doing it!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 16, 2024 3:38 AM |
I was the original supermodel. Like Twiggy, except chunky
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 16, 2024 5:41 AM |
He gave Lauren Boebert $400? Okay, who did he steal from to get that money?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 16, 2024 5:42 AM |
[quote]"Fun times, but looking back I can say I was being constantly sexually harassed and I didn’t realize it. I was naive and young and didn’t see malice in any of it. Now when I look back it haunts me..."
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 16, 2024 6:22 AM |
He was a child model for Slim Fast, the before photos.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 16, 2024 6:27 AM |
I can barely tell Santos and Linda Evangelista apart.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 16, 2024 7:06 AM |
LOL R48! The moment I heard George Santos and model in the same sentence, I thought of that episode and quote too.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 16, 2024 9:00 AM |
He’s mentally ill with all these lies. It’s ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 16, 2024 9:14 AM |
How nice, dear. This one needs to be put on ignore.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 16, 2024 10:18 AM |
He was a plus size model?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 16, 2024 10:20 AM |
He was trying to be the Brazilian Jared from Subway.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 16, 2024 10:47 AM |
His lack of shame is depressing. He knows he's not attractive so why is he telling everyone he used to be a model? Maybe he's a bit of a masochist.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 16, 2024 11:08 AM |
He was a ‘lewks model’?!
Yaaas hunty! Turn out those lewks!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 16, 2024 11:59 AM |
R58 Are we talking about George Santos or Donald Trump ?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 16, 2024 12:14 PM |
This legendary stunt queen is truly scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point!
How the mighty have fallen.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 16, 2024 12:49 PM |
Go away troll (that’s what I’d say to him).
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 16, 2024 12:52 PM |
I wonder if he modeled caftans ?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 16, 2024 2:17 PM |
Will Santos join the Log Cabin gays at Mar A Largo ?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 16, 2024 7:32 PM |
I was model, too, not just poosey model. Sometime I show you my partfolia, gays.
Be best
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 16, 2024 7:45 PM |
Next he’ll be posting his favorite recipes
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 16, 2024 7:49 PM |
R70 That he stole from Martha Stewart?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 16, 2024 7:51 PM |
Those are Sears Portrait Studios shots, not "modeling" shots.
Does this fuckface ever stop lying?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 16, 2024 7:51 PM |
Must make him sad how fat he got.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 16, 2024 7:58 PM |
R73 He wasn't exactly what I'd call "svelte" when he did those Sears shots, either.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 16, 2024 8:20 PM |
Sears photos or not, he had a promising modeling career. I can't believe PLAYGIRL didn't hire him as the centerfold.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 16, 2024 8:31 PM |
I have a lifetime exclusive contract with Playgirl, R75!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 16, 2024 8:57 PM |
My sister was the most popular girl in her class. Hey, it wasn’t difficult to be the prettiest girl back in 1960s Catholic school., since nobody was allowed to wear makeup, contact lenses were only for rich people, braces were like metal gates and most plastic surgery done nowadays didn’t exist. There were a whole lot - I mean a whole lot - of kids with buck teeth, under developed jaws, giant ears, bad acne, crossed eyes and flat chests.
Since she was the most popular girl she decided she’d be a model. All the boys were in love with her because she had blonde hair and blue eyes, straight teeth and patterned herself as a cross between Samantha on Bewitched, Hayley Mills and Pattie Boyd.
She kept writing to barbizon and to their credit they kept sending her letters saying was no way she could be a model at age 12/13/14 and a height of 5’1.” She should, they said, look into other opportunities besides modeling.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 16, 2024 9:03 PM |
But midget Lucy Ewing was a famous teen model on Dallas, and she was barely 4'9" R77. 🤪
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 16, 2024 10:27 PM |
A model who will soon be going to prison to be Bubba's bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 16, 2024 11:39 PM |
Was he repped by Linda Gray on MODELS INC. or was he repped by Morgan Fairchild on PAPER DOLLS?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 16, 2024 11:52 PM |
Where are his boudoir glamor shots?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 16, 2024 11:54 PM |
R81, they wouldn't fit on the screen.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 17, 2024 3:15 AM |
Hard pass!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 17, 2024 3:25 AM |
Bless his heart!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 17, 2024 8:26 PM |
He worked at Abercrombie… IN THE BACK OF THE STORE
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 17, 2024 8:28 PM |
I took loads on the loading dock R85!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 17, 2024 8:42 PM |
Santos said once he loses a few more pounds, he will be the centerfold for the new digital PLAYGIRL magazine. How exciting !
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 17, 2024 11:59 PM |
Keep in mind, J.C. Penney still had its catalog until Fall/Winter 2009.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 23, 2024 11:16 PM |
Deport. It
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 23, 2024 11:17 PM |
Don't ask for money and look ugly like that
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 24, 2024 12:21 AM |
R85, he WAS the back of the store.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 25, 2024 3:05 AM |
Is this George Santos?
He cruised me on Recon, I didn't reply since he is the antithesis of what I like plus I have a partner.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 30, 2024 9:10 PM |
R94 No, that's not him, but there's a close resemblance.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 30, 2024 9:27 PM |