Got to be 3 words not 2, so 'Go Fuck Yourself" would qualify and remember you are are speaking to a 19 year old YOU
You Have 15 Minutes To Speak To Your Former 19 Year Old Former Self. What Are The First 3 Words Out Of Your Mouth?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 24, 2024 9:02 PM |
Ask for help.
Don’t be afraid to ask for help.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 15, 2024 12:13 AM |
Suck my dick
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 15, 2024 12:16 AM |
You were molested.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 15, 2024 12:16 AM |
Hot Diggity Dog
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 15, 2024 12:16 AM |
Spare some change
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 15, 2024 12:16 AM |
I like blue.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 15, 2024 12:17 AM |
Any of these would be a good start —
Get over him.
Go to therapy.
Change your major.
Stop wasting time.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 15, 2024 12:17 AM |
Listen up, cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 15, 2024 12:17 AM |
Continue tap class!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 15, 2024 12:20 AM |
I got wood
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 15, 2024 12:21 AM |
I love you.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 15, 2024 12:21 AM |
Stay in the military.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 15, 2024 12:26 AM |
Run baby, run.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 15, 2024 12:26 AM |
Sing out, Louise.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 15, 2024 12:26 AM |
Bitch, you're gay!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 15, 2024 12:29 AM |
KILL YOURSELF NOW!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 15, 2024 12:31 AM |
It gets better.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 15, 2024 12:31 AM |
Do not teach!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 15, 2024 12:32 AM |
Concentrate on the Electoral College class in High School civics.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 15, 2024 12:34 AM |
Hey, lady, you...
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 15, 2024 12:36 AM |
But Apple and Amazon
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 15, 2024 12:37 AM |
Don't go off anywhere with your friend's dad.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 15, 2024 12:39 AM |
Grow up fuckface
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 15, 2024 12:42 AM |
Start all over
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 15, 2024 12:42 AM |
It gets better. Or—wait until 21.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 15, 2024 12:44 AM |
Many of your closest friends now will not last with you.
Experiment more.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 15, 2024 12:44 AM |
Yeah, I'm also gonna have to go with "Suck my dick". If I had any idea how hot I actually was at 19 and just how many men would have actually done it, I'd have saved myself so much heartache and loneliness.
So that, and also "Get therapy, bitch."
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 15, 2024 12:47 AM |
Pull My Daisy
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 15, 2024 12:47 AM |
Try being normal
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 15, 2024 12:49 AM |
Smell my finger.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 15, 2024 12:52 AM |
We are worthy.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 15, 2024 12:56 AM |
Did You Masturbate?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 15, 2024 12:58 AM |
Condoms! Condoms! Condoms! (Pulitzer please).
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 15, 2024 12:59 AM |
Just say no
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 15, 2024 1:00 AM |
You're easily manipulated.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 15, 2024 1:00 AM |
Shut your mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 15, 2024 1:03 AM |
Stop eating, piggy.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 15, 2024 1:06 AM |
Buy Microsoft stock
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 15, 2024 1:07 AM |
R21, I did, waaay back when Amazon was strictly books. But I bought a measly 3 shares! WTH was I thinking?! Anyway, now I have 400, so go, Jeff, go!
Nvidia was my other "biggie," not Apple.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 15, 2024 1:07 AM |
Go to college!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 15, 2024 1:10 AM |
Get help immediately
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 15, 2024 1:13 AM |
Dump his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 15, 2024 1:14 AM |
Listen up, toots!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 15, 2024 1:15 AM |
Get fucked more
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 15, 2024 1:17 AM |
Laugh, love, invest!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 15, 2024 1:18 AM |
Find another boyfriend
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 15, 2024 1:18 AM |
Don’t fuck Rob
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 15, 2024 1:23 AM |
Avoid the draft
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 15, 2024 1:26 AM |
Buy Apple stock.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 15, 2024 1:44 AM |
“Blood STAINS, idiot?!!!”
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 15, 2024 1:52 AM |
fuck every guy you get a chance to. be a fucking whore.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 15, 2024 2:03 AM |
Where ya been?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 15, 2024 2:04 AM |
Don't worry so!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 15, 2024 2:05 AM |
Have (way) more sex
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 15, 2024 2:07 AM |
Stop drinking. Study.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 15, 2024 2:09 AM |
Don't date bartenders.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 15, 2024 2:11 AM |
Don’t mind anything
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 15, 2024 2:25 AM |
NOW a warning????
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 15, 2024 2:33 AM |
He hates you.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 15, 2024 2:41 AM |
Use a rubber.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 15, 2024 2:50 AM |
Buy Apple stock.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 15, 2024 3:03 AM |
"Suck my cock."
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 15, 2024 3:09 AM |
Stay in school
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 15, 2024 3:12 AM |
it gets better
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 15, 2024 3:16 AM |
Change your major!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 15, 2024 3:23 AM |
Tighten the ass.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 15, 2024 3:25 AM |
Save your money.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 15, 2024 3:27 AM |
Moisturize
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 15, 2024 3:28 AM |
Enjoy being thin
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 15, 2024 3:30 AM |
You'll never pass
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 15, 2024 3:32 AM |
Don’t spit, SWALLOW!!!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 15, 2024 3:39 AM |
Rough road ahead! 👀
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 15, 2024 3:40 AM |
Buy Bitcoin now
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 15, 2024 3:53 AM |
Follow your heart.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 15, 2024 4:01 AM |
You were right.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 15, 2024 4:05 AM |
Apple, Amazon, Bitcoin.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 15, 2024 4:26 AM |
You were wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 15, 2024 4:27 AM |
Focus on school.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 15, 2024 7:21 AM |
- - OP sounds very controlling - -
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 15, 2024 8:25 AM |
Never look back.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 15, 2024 8:27 AM |
You’ll have fun!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 15, 2024 8:47 AM |
Let Me Tell You Something About Deb Messing
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 15, 2024 9:17 AM |
Don’t see Annie.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 15, 2024 9:18 AM |
Valium. Get on it now! If not it will ruin your life.(not using it did ruin my life. And not one fucking therapist or psychiatrist recommended it to me and I was forced to live my life with miserable anxiety. And I lived my life in poverty depending on government assistance while all my family lived in the upper middle class. And did they give a fuck? Fuck no. I was gay. Life is really lonely and shitty for some of us and I unfortunately never had the courage to kill myself. Did try once and it was horrible. I collapsed on the floor in shock when I started seeing blood. Unfortunately too squeamish. Anyway my family would have enjoyed the wake and repast enormously. Social butterflies all of them. I was spiteful and vindictive and wouldn't give them the satisfaction in any case. They would have loved a big party for any reason especially if they were the focus of attention. What's better than a dead gay son and brother? A nice occasion for a boo hoo.
Do I sound bitter? I fucking am. I didn't need to lead my life in such misery. Paralyzed in fear for all of it.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 15, 2024 10:28 AM |
quit smoking workout
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 15, 2024 10:32 AM |
R84 didn’t understand the assignment.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 15, 2024 11:10 AM |
Follows your passion.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 15, 2024 11:31 AM |
Pit the prunes.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 15, 2024 12:40 PM |
Think of England.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 15, 2024 12:42 PM |
Everything is temporary.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 15, 2024 12:43 PM |
Come out now!
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 15, 2024 12:47 PM |
You only have 15 minutes and JUST three words? Ain’t nobody got energy for all that drama. I’m staying put.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 15, 2024 12:52 PM |
Use a condom.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 15, 2024 1:08 PM |
Have more sex.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 15, 2024 1:15 PM |
Mind the gap
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 15, 2024 1:57 PM |
Go on disability
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 15, 2024 2:00 PM |
Don’t sweat it
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 15, 2024 2:03 PM |
Change your major
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 15, 2024 2:04 PM |
If I had a full 15 minutes to discuss everything important, I would start with "Hear me out..."
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 15, 2024 2:18 PM |
You will win.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 15, 2024 2:19 PM |
collect vintage couture
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 15, 2024 2:24 PM |
Come out sooner.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 15, 2024 2:27 PM |
The Bucket residence
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 15, 2024 2:30 PM |
Exactly the mantra I repeated to those of my uni students who over the decades tended to "hero-worship" me:
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by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 15, 2024 2:32 PM |
You'll be sorry!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 15, 2024 3:47 PM |
Train your hole
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 15, 2024 6:10 PM |
Move to Holland
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 15, 2024 7:30 PM |
I did change my major, mid-stream, and right after a break-up from a bad BF. Went from business to art.
What kinds of college major switches di people wish they had done?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 15, 2024 7:47 PM |
It's too big.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 15, 2024 7:54 PM |
Don't torture yourself
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 15, 2024 8:19 PM |
Open your hole
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 15, 2024 8:22 PM |
Study computer science!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 15, 2024 8:26 PM |
"Bad Boys?" -Don't.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 15, 2024 8:35 PM |
Take it easy.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 15, 2024 8:37 PM |
Just do it.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 15, 2024 9:02 PM |
This is a STUPID SETUP. You can speak for 15 minutes. Accordingly, your first three words are not very important.
This is a STUPID SETUP. You can speak for 15 minutes. Accordingly, your first three words are not very important.
This is a STUPID SETUP. You can speak for 15 minutes. Accordingly, your first three words are not very important.
This is a STUPID SETUP. You can speak for 15 minutes. Accordingly, your first three words are not very important.
This is a STUPID SETUP. You can speak for 15 minutes. Accordingly, your first three words are not very important.
This is a STUPID SETUP. You can speak for 15 minutes. Accordingly, your first three words are not very important.
This is a STUPID SETUP. You can speak for 15 minutes. Accordingly, your first three words are not very important.
This is a STUPID SETUP. You can speak for 15 minutes. Accordingly, your first three words are not very important.
This is a STUPID SETUP. You can speak for 15 minutes. Accordingly, your first three words are not very important.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 15, 2024 9:31 PM |
Learn to settle.
I wasted so much time seeking the new and the fun that I wasted ten years I could have spent with the guy I started out with and ended up with. We first fell in love 25 years ago and I wasted 10 years in the middle being miserable because he couldn’t love me exactly how I wanted.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 15, 2024 9:47 PM |
Invest in Apple.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 15, 2024 9:56 PM |
To a 19-year old R116 I would say these three words:
Please get help.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 15, 2024 10:54 PM |
"Go Ivy League." One of my biggest regrets is staying close to home at a state school and not living up to my potential.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 15, 2024 11:51 PM |
Cocksucking opens doors.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 16, 2024 12:02 AM |
Hi pussyface
by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 16, 2024 12:28 AM |
My seriously sexually repressed 19 year-old self may very well have protected me from being an early AIDS victim (1978-1979), so I'll say, "It was good that you waited, buddy".
by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 16, 2024 12:57 AM |
It’ll Get Better.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 16, 2024 1:15 AM |
I’m from 2024
by Anonymous | reply 125 | April 16, 2024 1:27 AM |
"DO semester abroad."
by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 16, 2024 1:29 AM |
You aren’t them.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 16, 2024 1:29 AM |
Shaddup, you whore!
by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 16, 2024 1:31 AM |
Go finger yourself
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 24, 2024 4:23 PM |
"I am you."
On the face of it this explains my appearance.
Psyche! I then turn into a beautiful nude woman with half her face rotting off.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 24, 2024 8:40 PM |
Move And Travel.
I’ve lived a full life. I’m still enjoying it. I’ve experienced devastation, joy and a lot of in-between.
But one thing is true- “ Of all words of paper and pen, the saddest are these: It might have been.”
In my heart of hearts I wanted to move to NY City in the late 70s. I wanted see the world beyond.
I didn’t do what I could to make that happen. I wasn’t prevented from it. I just let fear of the unknown hold me back.
There are some exceptions, but when we’re old, it’s not what we did that we regret, it’s what we didn’t do that we regret.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 24, 2024 9:02 PM |