Let's create a legit Datalounge SCHOLARSHIP

8 inches or more

HE must identify as GAY.

No queer, nonbinary bullshit

[quote] Textbooks.

What is the resale market for used textbooks?

What would be the major or program of the recipient?

I think there should be a written exam. Old movie quotes, DL memes, Golden Age Hollywood, etc. Put him in a room with a rotary telephone and see if he reaches for a pencil...

He should be strapping.

He must be okay with presenting hole.

He must like blue.

I'd honestly donate $$ to this scholarship!

He has to want to major in online gossip and/or pop culture. Or very unusual birth defects. I'm just putting that out there.

I'll be that asshole.

Must be male, must be gay.

No LBTQIA2S

If you seriously want to contribute, contact the LGBTQ+ resource center or similar organization at a campus near you. They'll know of existing scholarships and programs to which you can contribute.

R12 Fuck that.

I want to donate to the DATALOUNGE GAY scholarship.

I trust us more.

I'm the Only Fans page.

10 miles or less to qualify. And foreskin.

No shaved pubes.

Including a meal plan... a generous meal plan? Asking for a friend.

How have the requirements changed since 2021?

The fact that we can't post news posts or info in the thread you just linked is new, R18.

No STEM majors. No pre-med, no pre-law. No pre-anything. No political science.

Acceptable majors: art history, liberal arts, theater, etc.

(BTW, there's no such thing as pre-law.)

Must sign an NDA.

Must know how to clutch pearls and master the art of sashaying in a caftan.

The Marsha P. Johnson accuracy in media scholarship.

The Erna veritifica scholarship in digestive health research.

The Lume/Cheryl scholarship in the research and of eradicating and permanently of horrendous female odor.

No fats, no femmes, no Asians!

NO WOMEN.

Must write an essay describing how the scholarship would help them succeed in college.

For example, “This scholarship would allow me to not have to be ganged raped by Kevin Spacey, Will Smith, and Jerry Falwell to pay my tuition. Instead, it would allow me to be gang raped by these men for fun”

He’s not allowed to order Lunchables via Uber Eats.

He must have a full bush.

[quote] No STEM majors

I’m out.

He has to have body hair.

He must be a Twink.

Must own all 7 seasons of “The Golden Girls” on DVD or subscribe to a streaming service where they’re available. “The Golden Palace” can be studied for extra credit.

Totally vers so as not to discriminate.

Must have an attractive disability - he’s mute, but not deaf (the sounds are displeasing) or can’t see the color green.

He must have witnessed, but not experienced, a terrible tragedy - like burns from a bad perm or a mother’s baby weight that never went away.

He must carry books with him (not the same fucking book!) wherever he goes so he can stare off into the distance while contemplating what he read. Oh, his disability may be that he mouths the words he reads!

He can be 30 but MUST look 20.

He should be proficient in a second language.

This thread is making me horny as hell!

Long fingers and long hairy toes - he should be able to hold a pencil with his feet.

No tattoos or, at maximum, a small one of Olympic rings on the left inner biceps.

Must have a fat delicious ass that he pretends not to notice but secretly loves to have spanked or eaten all night from below.

He must leave Mommas mussy cold like a frozen turkey, i. e. no jug ears and neck tattoos.

His first name should sound like a mineral.

He should have a mug shot.

Absolutely not R20. Art history majors, especially the NYU types are scrawny kids with painted fingernails, mascara, and Body Odor. I prefer nerdy physics majors in baggy clothes that reveal beautiful bodies and giant dicks.

They must pass the Basic Eldergay portion of the exam with at least a 60 percent score.

The Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO early childhood education scholarship for creative discipline solutions.

And the Mrs. Agnes "You Could Stand To Lose A Few" Carpenter fitness and diet associate degree.

TO R2,R3, and R4...I agree with you, Gay and Lesbian only!!

I have clients who endow scholarships who do this, lots of computer tech scholarships too.

And, if the girl gets pregnant, better be "abortion time" cause the scholarship does not count if you drop out to birth a brat!!

Must say “I have sufficient” when full after every meal.

Prolapsed

This is “lowkey” (as the kids say) a DL version of a casting couch.

R48 Then we also have the Patsy Stone "Chuck It Down The Pan!" abortion provision.

R51, good. Now the candidate better put out or shut up!

The Britney Jean Spears scholarship for the study and eradication of irritation and inflammation of the female reproductive system.

Will the recipient be auctioning off his v-card to the highest bidder as a fundraiser for the scholarship?

The Bryan Singer Heavily Endowed Boys Early Childhood Scholarship.

There needs to be a scholarship named after Julianne Moore.

Seriously.

I'm the unshaved pubes.

R56 Must send photographed verification using provided ruler.

Let’s not forget the Yaas Kween exclusion clause.

The Joel's Neighbor School of Veterinary Medicine will offer a scholarship for the study of Lhasa Apsos.

In order to receive the culinary scholarship, students must be well versed in Crisco.

Lhasha Apshosh

Knows all the lyrics to " Send in the Clowns."

R65 extra points if you they can name the various singers/year of release.

“Applicants must be willing to complete a course in heterosexual code-switching.”

Must be able to name eight different shades of beige

Must demonstrate knowledge of Miss Peanut and swear to call upon her for emotional assistance should college prove just too [italic]too[/italic], darling.

Eliminate everything but the "G" from LGBTQIA#@#FWKFSFSAFAS

To R68...Seriously, are there 8 different shades of Beige. Isn't Beige just Beige; am I getting suspended from the GAY HGTV Decorating club?

Must write 200-page dissertation on THAT GIRL AND PHIL and be prepared to defend it in front of a panel of DL's most "Oh, DEAR" queens.