Let's be Sharon Stone's psychotic lies

I’m the 17 near-death experiences described in her memoir.

Didn't the LAPD sequester her after Nicole Brown Simpson was killed?

She never knew her pussy was going to be shown in Basic Instinct!

I'm the L'eggs pantyhose forced upon the queen by the wicked wardrobe department of Law & Order SVU.

I'm the most famous cunt in show business

I cured my cancer with holistic remedies.

The komodo dragon should've bitten her instead!

I wondered if Katherine O’Hara’s character was a takedown of Stone.

I'm the La Mer cream that I slather on my legs whilst complaining about picking up a $3,000 dinner tab and losing half my money "in a banking scheme" despite being a member of Mensa.

I'm surprised that the old queens of DL defend her as much as they do.

I’m the type 1 diabetes that she no longer claims.

I'm the GAP. She'll wear me at the Oscars and everyone will rave at how down-to-earth Sharon is!

I'm Billy Baldwin's cock.

I need just a sliver of it in me . . . deeply.

I’m 30!

I'm the 3 Razzie Awards for Lead Actress that I'll pretend I was never nominated for!

I am an actress

I have talent!

I was at Stonewall!

I'm the "tame" Komodo Dragon that liked being tapped by people's feet.

My pussy is magical!

I'm the tight and youthful vagina.

I’m the herpes she claims that at least 27 famous males gave her….yet she’s being slut shamed for sharing her truth.

Let's be Sharon Stone's lady ham!

Now she's claiming she was almost murdered on TV. Live! From New York!

I’m the Best Supporting Actress Oscar she refused to compete for - even though she was assured she would win - because it’s better to lose the Best Actress Oscar than win the Best Supporting Actress Oscar.

Because losing is always better than winning.

Right?

The fuck???

Sharon is glamorous and an ally.

Are you ALL the Syndney Sweeney shills?

I’m the cast of “The Quick and the Dead..” All of us went on to Oscar wins and nominations. Even the director went on to helm three blockbuster “Spider-Man” movies and other hits.

Sharon, meanwhile, is now doing LensCrafter commercials.

Sharon claims she helped pay our salaries when the studio wouldn’t pony up.

Thanks, Sharon!

She's only famous for flashing her bearded clam.

I looked, but I didn't see any pussy in that film. Just a merkin. Basic Instinct is the trashiest and so much fun!

R29, that was no merkin. That was full bush, baby.

Did she also claim to have had a brain tumor?

Now she has demons!

That was no full bush. That was an angry monkey named Nikima, pal.

She can’t stop showing her cooter.

R33, or a Komodo Dragon's molted scales.

R34 So gross. No one wants to see that old clam. Remember when Paris Hilton got so desperate for the media obsession of her to continue that she would forget her panties and then flash the paparazzi as she climbed out of an Escalade. Talk about a Pap Smear.

Gorgeous vulva. Is she on Ozempic?

The boat captain forced Sharon to remove her panties as he said the reflection from the sun was blinding his sight of the sea, R34.

Obviously, Sharon was tricked. Again.

R34, ewww, gross bitch. Put that shit away, please!

I never trained that Komodo Dragon to attack my hubby Phil

It’s not her fault, R34. Sharon honestly couldn’t see her dangling vagina. Ergo, it being used as a secondary sail in that pic.

With a little help from the folks at LensCrafters, Sharon no longer accidentally airs out her meat curtains on the ocean.

Thanks, LensCrafters.

R41, Sharon found her missing beef curtains at Cost Plus World Market.

Wasn’t she near the grassy knoll in Dallas in 1963? I remember that she told the story of trying to get Jackie’s attention by flashing her tits at her, but Jackie wasn’t a dyke. Now, if Eleanor Roosevelt had been in the car next to JFK that day……..

R41, good 'ol Shar is the new spokeswoman for Arby's.

“I was in Gaza!”

She's annoying and not talented enough of an actress to be worthy of her lies.

I've never understood how her rather large labia shake and wobble like they've been injected with Jell-O.

Is that typical with ladies' nethers?

R48, why it looked like an Easter ham freshly out of the oven!

She's nuts.