I Was Planning On Going To A Bathhouse Tonight But I Ended Up Staying In

Uh huh

Now, show us your bussy!

OP there is something weird about your prose. I can’t quite put my finger on it. I think I know something. It’s something you’re doing. I know. I know. I know.

R1- I'm a TOP.

Tops don't show their bussies mussies or pussies.

where do you live? Bathhouses seem almost obsolete in 2024

R4- Philadelphia area

Club Philly? what's it like?

Doing what’s right isn’t always popular or erotic.

R6- A lot of people give it bad reviews but I generally like the place- when it's busy. When its quiet on a Saturday night ( that's generally the only night I go) it's so boring sitting in your room and no one is walking by.

So OP, your loins were not sufficiently alight?

Is it clean? R8

R10- I'm not an expert in bathhouses but it's always looked clean to me. It has a diverse crowd not just ethnicity buy types- slim, muscular, bear etc.

Thanks I've been to Philly several times and thought about visiting it.

OP:

#1 You reply to yourself a lot

#2 When teafake comments on how shitty your writing is, it must be really bad

R13 You mistake my intent. I wasn’t criticizing the OP’s poor grammar or syntax. But I know what he is doing. I don’t ant to reveal but I know. I just know.

Don’t want*

R15- My typing sucks.

I just realized that I wrote Hot guy twice. I meant to write Hot Guys or a hot guy.

You missed George Santos tonight. He was at the Philly Bathhouse. Everyone mistaken him for you.

R17- I'm not into chubby or bear types.

R18 George Santos said differently.

R19- There's one ex-fag chubby-ish Latino that I find attractive even though I can't stand him.

Marco Rubio

Interesting use of capital letters, too. Generally:

"Capital letters are used as the first letter of a sentence, a proper noun, or a proper adjective"

Club San Diego is fairly nice but pricey.

Is Club Philly the one which has meth overdoses all the time?

OP, can’t you get a man? Why do you need to go whoring it up and putting yourself at risk? You sound old too which makes this even sadder.

I was planning on going to the bathroom tonight. But I ended up holding it in....

[quote] #1 You reply to yourself a lot

Exactly where has the OP replied to himself on this thread? That's right, nowhere. OP is also, replies 3,5,8,11,16,18 & 20 and signed each post as "OP". So what's your panic?

R26- Thank you 😊

R24- I’d be putting myself at risk if I used Grindr or Scruff and brought some stranger back to my place which I NEVER do. I’ve never used the sex apps.

A bathhouse is much safer. I never fuck without a condom. I’m not a bottom and I hardly ever suck. I have not sucked a cock in a good 2 1/2 years.

I might go to a Manhole party this evening. I'm not into fisting but it could be an interesting, kinky, voyeuristic little adventure.

R29- Tomorrow is a holiday so it might be busy at Mama's Mussyhole party.

You're too whiny fora top OP

R31- How so?

R28, you’re full of shit.

R33- How so?

I went to the bathhouse Saturday night and two different guys said my cock was beautiful.