Meet the president of Ecuador

My bathroom smells like Ecuador

Has he shown off his banana yet?

Big uncut pinga, no?

Is he capable of facial hair?

He kind of looks like a Latino Matthew Broderick

The wife bigger than him.

Spinner

He listens to Drake and lists video games as his favorite hobby.

R5 true!

And probably the most likely president to be assassinated. Ecuador is a mess right now.

Ecuador is handing over old Russian military equipment to the US, so something good is happening there!

Yum. Pocket gay.

Call me sometime.

He barely looks twenty-five.

Days are numbered

Gabriel Boric, president of Chile, was also 35 when he was elected a couple years ago. He isn’t bad looking, but Ecuador’s president is definitely hotter.

She made the Guinness Book of World Records. She's the first Gen Z FLOTUS

Not a FLOTUS, a FLOE.

He’s very hot

The president of Ecuador looks like Matthew Broderick at that age.

She looks older than him.

R16, Boric is a major TOOL fan, which raises my opinion of him. 😂

That said, I'm not sure how I feel about a peer being president. I believe Kurt Vonnegut sums up my feelings: "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”

Fernando Bueller's Day Off!

He's cute.

Nice bods on both.

America will never have a first couple this hot.

R25, nice legs.

The "New" President of Ecuador is Harvard graduate and studied at the Kennedy School of Public Policy. Unlike his forbears, he has stood up to the Cartels in his Country, which experienced a later infiltration and Exploitation of the Drug industry than it's far better prepared and militarily supported neighbor, Colombia. (Who received SERIOUS $$$ and Military resources from the U.S.)

He is the first President there in a LONG time ( like decades) to outwardly declare war on criminal agency, in a Country that is so corrupt the imprisoned drug lords, live like mini-monarchs from state provided institutions, so far penetrating is their reach.

For this he has incurred serious risk, but nonetheless after the horrible siege in Guayaquil of TV studio a couple of months ago, not only did he respond in force but authorized their military to take over national law enforcement. The coordinated force led to the successful freeing of all hostages ( live) , the death of several terrorists and imprisonment for the rest.

Although the President is a complete new-comer to his Position, he has worked at record pace to engage, solicit, and accept all manner of international support- including vital infrastructures needs that will allow for a New Federal prison system, such as was built in Central America to combat and incarcerate burgeoning massive drug gangs which have taken over so quickly. ( Note the infiltrating Drug Gangs there have not been limited to regional actors from Columbia, and Bolivia but increasingly European elements such as Albanians and Russian Cartels. He has accepted military aid in the form of arms and troops from a broad range of South American Governments.

In the interim, he formally informed the Country of Colombia, that as Ecuador had been capturing and imprisoning many Narcos from it's neighbor, it mean no longer put forward the means to provide the economic resources needed to incarcerate them. Instead the Colombian President was informed that systematically Colombian prisoners would be removed from Ecuador's institutions, shipped to Colombia's borders, and "released" for Colombia to sort out as their problem. Finally, the task of dismantling the native Drug Lord's fiefdoms in the Ecuadorian penal system, has begun by a simpler method: the Military has started to assume incarceration responsibility by housing them in Military stockades. Some suspension of Civil Liberties may have taken place as the new guests become aquatinted with military law and confinement.

Give the guy a break!

I think that's young Matthew Broderick

Well......if...she says diana was her north star, expect drama to follow, alot of batting of eyes, alot of chasing after married men and sliding different genetics ( not the husbands) into the family.

Any nudes of him?

She seems fun!

It's nice to see a successful young politician, but one thing to keep in mind is that people live faster in these countries, too. Marriage and kids by 20s, grandkids by 50s. It's a trade-off.

R21 Gen Z really is aging faster

He has declared war against criminal gangs.

Come to papa!

I'd lick his hole!

Boric looks like the older brother of the guy in Philly who ate 40 chickens in 40 days.

Does he have a hairy ass?

Typical South American elitist.

Must marry the tall, white, blonde in order to feel better about himself.

Classism and colorism are rampant in South America, and having a tall blonde on his arm will "prove" to everyone that he's as good as the Ecuadorian rich and famous.

It's really sickening.

The world has been getting some hotter presidents recently.

Well. She dresses comfortably.

Ecuador must be a very shallow place.

Driving that train high on cocaine.

R39 He *is* one of the Ecuadorian rich and famous.

The blonde wife is nice but hardly necessary.

He is hot himself...what is he supposed to do, marry a troll? Trophy wives are hardly unique to South America, anyway.

R43, Ecuador is [unfortunately for them] outside of the Cocaine Big 3 (Colombia, Peru, and Bolivia -- in that order).

The wife gives off Ivanka vibes. That's hot.

What is it with small men and being dictators?

At first I thought he married Miss USA Olivia Jordan.

I love his long, blonde hair.

Banana Fortune Heir is going to be my new band or influencer name.

I remember doing a double-take when he's was on the news in his aviator jacket looking studly.

I'm impressed that he got a handle on the prison drug gangs.

[quote] I'm impressed that he got a handle on the prison drug gangs.

That's the President of El Salvador, not Ecuador.

But I'm sure you knew that.

R54, nope. Noboa, too. But he seems to share some similarities with Mr. El Salvador.

What do Lavinia and Dr. Jill talk about?

He's cute.

How much have they skimmed from the illiterate peasants of their country so far?

There's the national treasury to loot, but there's also a fortune to be made from extorting the narcos.

Their baby is cute.

He looks weirdly plastic, even next to the plastic influencer wife.

Really, R60? I like their casual style. No wonder they're popular in Ecuador.

They have two kids so his banana must get busy

Jesus Christ! I've never seen a woman with abs quite like hers! I assume her muscles elsewhere are as taut and worked out for hubby's pleasure.

[QUOTE]Typical South American elitist. Must marry the tall, white, blonde in order to feel better about himself. Classism and colorism are rampant in South America, and having a tall blonde on his arm will "prove" to everyone that he's as good as the Ecuadorian rich and famous. It's really sickening.

Do you have sex with unattractive people who don't have the same level of education as you do to feel more effective as a part of the Proletariat? Is your name Glenn Greewald and did you prowl Rio's slums at some point?

I'm sorry for your loss, Glenn, but take some time out before going into Ecuador looking for a new manny for your newly orphaned children? OK?

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That First Lady does a lot of Pilates and Barre. I am jealous of her leg and ab definition.

Sorry folks but he does not look heterosexual.

I love his hairy legs.

[Quote]The iconic reference that I use most frequently is Diana Spencer and often my question is, is this something Diana would wear today? Her wardrobe was always appropriate, but she was not afraid to include unconventional prints or combinations,’ said her stylist, Alex Magary, when speaking to Ecuadorian fashion journalist Nessa Terán.about the public image she intends to make. ‘Apart from Diana, with Lavinia we manage a moodboard which we feed with inspirational images of Kate Middleton and Carla Bruni.’

How shallow can you get?

Millennials are making inroads as presidents and leaders elsewhere. Noboa joins their growing ranks.

They look like Jared and Ivanka

These SA presidents are all gay archetypes.

R70, they don't. Jared and Ivanka are ugly.

So are they.

^^Within the realm of politics (and compared to all of those ugly ogres involved), they're runway models.

His voice is hot.

He speaks perfect English.

Imagine - you're a head of state waging war against dangerous narcos and your wife is talking about a fucking mood board with pics of Kate Middleton.

Could be worse, R78. The mood board could be filled with pix of Meghan.

R78, it could be much worse. She could be a former prostitute photographed in soft-core porn shoots for the entire world to see!

He's riding a wave of popular support in the country!

Well I know what else he could be riding. My cock!

He has gay face.

[quote] "Lavinia"

Poor thing.

That is an awful name, R84

Another victory for the South America's studly head of state

Cardboard cutouts of the president have become popular around the country.

R1 = Julian Assange

Isn't it something to have a country rally around a young virile president?