Kate Hudson launches a new career in music with debut single

What do we think?

Isn't she too old for this type of "angsty" music?

I thought I'd hate it, but the song itself is pretty damn good and Kate sounds fine.

The song isn’t bad and she sounds pretty good, but the production value… sounds like a demo on Garage Band.

When the checks stop coming in.

I wondered what that smell was. It's Teafake.

She has done the impossible. This is somehow worse than watching her act.

Did mommy pay for this "career," too?

She needs to ease up on the filler. Goldie waited a long time to fuck up her face so should've Kate.

Not bad. Her voice has an interesting timbre. But it's obviously been, ahem, finessed.

Why is the music a Casio keyboard demo?

Forgettable, like the three movies I've seen her in.

R5, isn't Kate making bank from Fabletics?

Yes pretty meh. Next is a duet with Jason Gould.

Let's talk about that sweater!

In the pic she is praying to her stylist to find her something else to wear.

R2 Maybe you’re too old.

I don’t hear the angsty but I’m in my 30’s and grew up with Green Day, not Doris Day.

So I don’t hear the angsty friend lol.

I’ll take a fun pop song over another Goop

Just what everyone has been waiting for. A singing career from Kate Hudson.

She’s one of the most prolific dick hungry whores in Hollywood history. Good luck, whore!

Tell us how you REALLY feel, R20!

She doesn’t have the the star power of JLo to make a music transition work.

I can't wait for that duet with Lolahol.

No thank you.

If she wants to have a music career, she'll have to become the next "Mrs. David Foster."

How's that going?

I’m embarrassed for her

R20 I feel like if someone said that about me I would take it as a compliment

Sounds like something from 2005. Her voice is not distinguishable from anyone else's voice.

Everything about her seems like a relic from 2005.

She’s 44 now.

Kate, you’re not longer an ingenue in Hollywood. You’re a middle-aged millennial. Grow up! The aughts have long passed.

Shirley MacLaine was around this age when she played Aurora in ‘Terms of Endearment’. Millennials think Botox allows them to keep doing the same repetitive shit.

[quote] Shirley MacLaine was around this age when she played Aurora in ‘Terms of Endearment’. Millennials think Botox allows them to keep doing the same repetitive shit.

Shirley was 50. And if you believe the cast and crew of Terms of Endearment, she turned 50 a few times.

R32 = Debra Winger

[quote]a synthy pop-rock anthem that she co-wrote with her fiancé – singer and guitarist Danny Fujikawa – and 4 Non Blondes lead singer and songwriter Linda Perry.

Has she had a kid with both of these people yet?

Nep no

I hope she and her sweater musically abuse Drew Barrymore.

Didn’t Owen Wilson try to kill himself over her? I mean really? Her? Must like annoying white girls.

She was 48 when she filmed ‘Terms’, r32 and 49 when it was released.

Her voice is competent, but not memorable

R3 = Goldie Hawn.

And as far as the song goes…

It sounds fabulous!

Love it!

[quote] She was 48 when she filmed ‘Terms’, [R32] and 49 when it was released.

So she says.

Hudson would kill to be another GOOP.

Kate's father, Bill, and her two uncles, Brett and Mark, made up The Hudson Brothers, who had a brief period of success mainly as a late-night TV musical act. Brett, the youngest of the brothers, was terribly handsome. Bill and Mark, not so much.

Has everyone forgotten she sang in Nine?

I haven’t r47.

Not for my lack of trying…

As much of a mess as the Nine movie is, the clip at R47 is fantastic. She also was quite impressive doing “All That Jazz” and some other songs memorably on Glee. I’d definitely be interested in seeing her do more musicals, whether onstage or on screen… she would have been an interesting choice for Bobbi in the recent Company, actually.

Such a NEPO Baby.

Can’t figure out to do with her life.

3 Baby Daddies.

3 Average looking Kids.

Hudson is pretty average looking herself. Her mom is no great beauty either.

Hudson isn’t average looking, she’s homely. So are her kids. Goldie was adorable.

R52 = Kurt Russell, who knows who pays the bills.

Goldie's face was always jacked.

Goldie is a WACKO.

Nepo Baby needs a new career?

She looks more like her father Bill Hudson than her brother does