Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Simply Sarah Is Simply BIGGER Than Ever!

Kmart Subs- They do look good.

FAT WHORES REJOICE!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 47April 25, 2024 2:57 PM

Glad to see she's thriving.

by Anonymousreply 1January 17, 2024 1:01 AM

It really bugs me the way she splotches the mustard on the bread without spreading it around evenly before placing the cold cuts and all of the other stuff on the bread.

by Anonymousreply 2January 17, 2024 1:05 AM

That just makes you want to cry.

by Anonymousreply 3January 17, 2024 1:15 AM

Look at that mess behind her.

by Anonymousreply 4January 17, 2024 1:33 AM

I remember Simply Sara.

So it looks like she stopped showing herself on camera? Oh my, that's not a good sign.

by Anonymousreply 5January 17, 2024 2:14 AM

She's living her best life!

by Anonymousreply 6January 17, 2024 2:17 AM

I went school shopping at Kmart too, but was not once did Mother treat me to a "submarine sub" in a little booth. I guess we were too busy chasing the blue light specials.

by Anonymousreply 7January 17, 2024 2:26 AM

[quote]I went school shopping at Kmart too, but was not once did Mother treat me to a "submarine sub" in a little booth. I guess we were too busy chasing the blue light specials.

You were too busy chasing the booze and the boys.

by Anonymousreply 8January 17, 2024 3:06 AM

So now we just get to see her gut?

by Anonymousreply 9January 17, 2024 3:18 AM

^ & constantly gasping for air during the 10 min. with a possible covid cough at the end.

by Anonymousreply 10January 17, 2024 3:21 AM

Sarah: The camera adds 10 pounds!

Chandler: How many cameras were on you?

by Anonymousreply 11January 17, 2024 6:10 AM

She’s married! A lid for every kettle!

by Anonymousreply 12April 21, 2024 1:32 AM

I can’t even find hookups I want and she gets a husband?

by Anonymousreply 13April 21, 2024 1:38 AM

I actually recall those K-mart sandwiches. They came 4x $1 wrapped in a plastic bag. I also loved K-mart shelf stable canned bacon (celebrity brand made in Hungary) . I don’t know why retailers don’t sell that anymore. Only available on prepper websites

by Anonymousreply 14April 21, 2024 1:42 AM

Are there really people out there who need instructions on how to make a basic sandwich?

by Anonymousreply 15April 21, 2024 1:43 AM

EW! EWEE! UGH! 🤮

by Anonymousreply 16April 21, 2024 2:04 AM

It looks good.

by Anonymousreply 17April 21, 2024 2:08 AM

R14 canned bacon? Wut-wut?

by Anonymousreply 18April 21, 2024 2:23 AM

We just see her torso and hands now in these videos.

by Anonymousreply 19April 21, 2024 2:31 AM

And, R19, glimpses of her kitchen clutter and someone puttering around in the background.

by Anonymousreply 20April 21, 2024 2:51 AM

Those splotches of mustard...her voice...her filthy apron, and that FAKE diamond ring ...no. I can't...

by Anonymousreply 21April 21, 2024 2:56 AM

They sell already cooked bacon in my grocery store, it’s just in a plastic bag in a box that’s shaped like the bacon box. It’s not great.

I’m a Sarah fan. Jamie has just gotten out of the hospital for diabetes. His pancreas is shot and hes on heavy insulin. She and Jamie are going on keto so her recipes are going to change. She asked her fans to pray for her because Jamie was NOT liking the diet.

by Anonymousreply 22April 21, 2024 3:29 AM

Did mother take her home after she downed a sub and fix dinner? Or was the sub lunch.

by Anonymousreply 23April 21, 2024 3:30 AM

R23, she used to go to KMart with her MeeMaw and these sandwiches would be half of 15 minutes before the store closed.

by Anonymousreply 24April 21, 2024 3:32 AM

“There’s a blue light special in aisle 5!” “That’s ok we’re fat whores!”

by Anonymousreply 25April 21, 2024 3:41 AM

KMart garden salads, on the other hand, were truly awful. The bacon bits were teeth shattering hard and tasted like plastic and the croutons were also hard and tasted like wood. 😖

by Anonymousreply 26April 21, 2024 3:55 AM

R19 She died years ago. They're simply using body doubles, archive footage and AI in order to continue her legacy and keep it alive.

by Anonymousreply 27April 21, 2024 4:21 AM

I would put mayo and ketchup between the layers of meat, then microwave it for about a minute.

by Anonymousreply 28April 21, 2024 4:37 AM

[quote]the croutons were also hard and tasted like wood.

I bought a bag of overpriced Marzetti croutons and almost broke a tooth on one.

by Anonymousreply 29April 21, 2024 4:44 AM

R29 That's a damn shame because their salad dressings are top notch.

by Anonymousreply 30April 21, 2024 5:18 AM

R18 , behold! it actually makes sense. Shelf stable

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 31April 21, 2024 2:01 PM

R29 Chaos, I agree; that's why I was so disappointed in the croutons.

by Anonymousreply 32April 24, 2024 6:00 AM

[quote] We just see her torso and hands now in these videos.

Then how does OP know she's "bigger than ever?"

by Anonymousreply 33April 24, 2024 5:20 PM

It had to hurt for her to read the comments on her weight. No wonder she disabled them. Does she have PCOS?

by Anonymousreply 34April 24, 2024 6:23 PM

We just see her torso and hands now in these videos.

by Anonymousreply 35April 25, 2024 6:15 AM

[quote] We just see her torso and hands now in these videos.

Maybe she's naked behind the camera.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 36April 25, 2024 6:16 AM

She shouldn't have to hide her face. She would make for a handsome gentlewoman if she were to go shopping at the Hefty Hideaway for a fashionable frock followed by a makeover at the Le Lipstick Beauty Salon right next door.

I don't know if she can afford a $104 wash and set but if the owners like her enough they'll offer her a series of free photoshoots to build up her modeling portfolio.

by Anonymousreply 37April 25, 2024 6:22 AM

R34, she has full fat cheese, white bread and processed meat. Unless she's exercising, those three things will cause weight gain. If she washed it down with soda and a piece of pie, she doesn't need PCOS to get big.

People who have raw onion in their sandwiches/subs/salads have the worst breath.

by Anonymousreply 38April 25, 2024 8:10 AM

It's strange how some people half her weight (yet still unhealthy) can drop dead from a heart attack, whereas people as big as her keep going.

That said, it's kind of sad she no longer shows her face due to the hateful comments she would get. Yes, she's very overweight, but she is obviously aware of that fact - why does anyone feel the need to direct nasty comments to her on her own videos?

by Anonymousreply 39April 25, 2024 8:59 AM

Because many people suck, R39.

by Anonymousreply 40April 25, 2024 9:38 AM

The honest truth is that if people watch her videos and follow her, many of them (not all) are probably also obese, and don't find her disgusting at all.

by Anonymousreply 41April 25, 2024 12:13 PM

We couldn't afford those "Submarine Subs". They had even cheaper ham sandwiches that were the ham dregs and mustard and bread and that's it. THAT'S what my grandmother would buy for me

by Anonymousreply 42April 25, 2024 12:50 PM

R42- The best submarine sandwich 🥪- from a chain is Jersey Mike’s

His sandwiches are pretty expensive but they are far better quality than that shitty subway.

by Anonymousreply 43April 25, 2024 1:10 PM

I enjoyed the video

Took me back to memories which I hadn’t thought of for decades

Sara seems nice, and I’m glad that she is still among the living (barely)

by Anonymousreply 44April 25, 2024 1:24 PM

R38- My sandwich 🥪 for today has onions 🧅 on it.

by Anonymousreply 45April 25, 2024 1:27 PM

The smell of those things and the stale popcorn was part of what made K-Mart disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 46April 25, 2024 1:40 PM

K Mart's stale popcorn smell stank for real. It reminded me a someone's body odor or smelly feet.

by Anonymousreply 47April 25, 2024 2:57 PM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!