Lourdes Leon is Making Music Now

Oof model my ass

What a joke

She seems dumb and aimless

Oh my.

I hope that "performance" was free to attend.

LolaHO

"Justify My Weight"

Like a Fatty

"Live To Eat"

"Into The Food"

I feel embarrassed for her, because she is making a complete fool of herself. Still, I will concede this: her live singing is just as awful as her mother's. I guess that lack of talent runs in the family, LOL.

However, Madonna has always been an animated and engaging performer who used to work very hard to compensate for her lack of vocal ability, and successfully created a mystique around her public persona that carried her for three decades. Lourdes, on the other hand, looks like a mindless druggie who can't wait to finish her perpetration on stage so she can go and stuff her face, because she's got the munchies.

Poor girl, she's rather pathetic and I get the feeling that she knows it.

La Isla Gordita

Oh wow. An Official Video©

🎶 ♫ "Borderine (Diabetic)" ♫ 🎶

Pasties and lithium I don’t need

It is a shame. Not that she is hopelessly and irredeemably fat, but as a child of a famous person, it reflects on her mother, who, I believe m is very nice .

She just reeks of lazy. It's really something. They way she moves, the way she lip syncs in that video. Total conservation of energy. She might be the laziest person I've ever seen.

High as a MF'er.

Nice, attentive and polite audience

[quote]Here is Lourdes, who goes by the stage name Lolaho.

LOLAHOL.

[quote] Lourdes, on the other hand, looks like a mindless druggie who can't wait to finish her perpetration on stage so she can go and stuff her face, because she's got the munchies.

Like these gals?

Here's "Cuntradiction":

Why'd she change her name to HOL ??

Dreadful…about what I’d expect.

Here is another LOURDES who is also vocally challenged, and recipient of nepotism but one thousand percent more energetic in performance

This is a sign of the apocalypse.

Her voice is pleasant enough at least on Lock & Key, but she really needs to ANNUNCIATE. I know mumble singing is a thing these days, but it is obnoxious. Is she drunk on Lolahol?

She seems like an A-HOL

She needs to enunciate, too.

I accepted a long time ago that talent isn't necessary to become a star. I didn't like it, but I accepted it.

But, seriously?

Congratulations, human race.

Fuck it, Bring on AI.

What an embarrassment

quote]I accepted a long time ago that talent isn't necessary to become a star.

This girl is not in any way a "star".

Ok, r32, in trying to be a star.

Her “performance” is reminiscent of a Fellini movie. Poor thing.

Not good... and yet somehow still more palatable than Taylor Shit.

Okay I like her voice in that "Cuntradiction" song. Go Lola! But "Cuntradiction" might be the stupidest song title in the history of ever. Really bad. Really, really just god awful.

She’s interesting. That’s for sure.

I really hoped she’d take a better path in life. So much wasted potential.

I am one of the few dataloungers who thinks she’s pretty but this music is awful. There’s no excuse for that. It was totally uncalled for.

Oh for crissakes we discussed Lolahol months ago. Probably a year ago. Do keep up, OP and others.

Talented Lourdes is also a dancer.

Ok that's the best thing Lola has ever done, R41. And yet, it's only good because the production values are amazing. Her actually movements are so herky jerky. Is it deliberate? Is that what they teach now? Eliminate all gracefulness from the dancing? I noticed this in her videos as well. She can do the splitz but her attempts to dance all feel very artless and graceless.

I was thinking of clicking on R22 but if she is supine all bets are off.

I think she should enroll in a six month training course to become a Certified Nursing Assistant (CNA). There are always home healthcare and assisted living places hiring, and this person needs to figure out how to get an actual job with zero skills or talent. I guaranty her mother is not leaving her a dime.

Don't Cry For Me, I'm A Nepo

The truth is that I don't need you

All through my wild days, my fat existence

I kept my trust fund

Jealous, Bitches?

Her father is a personal trainer and fit. Is she pregnant or just chubby?

I used to do this alone in my room…where it belonged.

So obviously, Madonna was using during her pregnancy.

I guess heroin chic is back in?

They play Cuntradiction at the last big gay bar with a dance floor here. People like it.

Slut music is in.

Lourdes & Rocco in Paris.

A chip off the old block.

Aren't there any finishing schools still open in Switzerland? Send her away and teach her some social graces. She seems rough around the edges.

Ritchie continues to impress me with his film noir wardrobe.

I like it.

And even if his style isn't to everybody's liking, I give him credit for, at least, having a style.

Lourdes attended the Lycée Français de New York and the Lycée Français Charles de Gaulle in South Kensington when Madonna was married Guy Ritchie. I'm surprised she wasn't sent to Le Rosey.

R55 Too bad she wasn't. She seems low class and unintelligent and I know Madonna doesn't want to waste all that money on french schools for her daughter to come across like she went to beauty school in the Bronx.

She seems low class and unintelligent because, well, look at her mother. Madonna isn’t exactly fullbright scholarship material.

R54, yes, and he deserves credit for having a jaw/chin that doesn't melt into his neck as Lourdes has.

Both bio kids have Madonna's eyebrows: they look okay on Rocco but terrible on Lourdes, as everything does.

Half assed the performance

R51, Rocco must be standing on a step-ladder there.

Rocco is easily becoming the “looker” in the family as he’s clearly better looking than either of his folks

I think Rocco is ugly but I do like his style

I'm loving that Lourdes is just a few feet away from her style muse and spirit guide, Rossy de Palma.

GREAT CALL, R63!

R51 Picture is very nice. Lourdes is smiling and has light in her eyes. Rocco is pleasant and calm looking. Love his suits. He's even HANDSOME in that picture. Maybe Lourdes should hang out more with Rocco and brighten her mood.

A chip off the old BLECHHHHH.

LolaHol???

r63 That's actually the best photo I've ever seen of Lourdes and Rocco. They both look great.

She sings better than her mother at r38–I thought she was pretty good. Can someone please name the people at r63 from left to right? I recognize Rossi from the George Michael video and I think a porn star next to the older gentleman.

[quote]Can someone please name the people at [R63] from left to right?

Rossy De Palma, David Cronenberg, Mia Khalifa, Rocco Ritchie and Lourdes Leon, Matthew Avedon

And at the other end: Rosé, Austin Butler, Hailey Bieber, Kate Moss, Emmanuelle Alt, Carla Bruni Sarkozy

Thank you r70/71

That's one helluva masculine vibe Butler is emitting at r71

New video just dropped! Lola has this to say on her Instagram: "“Spelling” Song & video out now on all streaming platforms. This piece is very special. It’s an homage to my mother’s timeless piece of art “ Frozen”. That piece has come up countless times in my life, connecting the two of us. I would be nothing without the woman who brought me into the world . I revere her, and hope that this translates."

^Awful.

Seriously.

[quote]Madonna has always been an animated and engaging performer who used to work very hard to compensate for her lack of vocal ability, and successfully created a mystique around her public persona that carried her for three decades.

Social media was the death of Madonna. That “mystique” she used to have was what kept people interested in her.

R71 that isn't Hailey Bieber IMO. Looks like Batgirl (Kaia Gerber).

I do like the song at R74. I like how it speeds up. Her voice isn't bad. She just doesn't have the "it" factor.

Also...I thought Lola studied dance? Why is she not graceful? I can't understand it. Her moves are so coarse and blocky. She can learn the steps but she doesn't do them like a real dancer would. She's just doing them. There's no artistry there. No flow. She's not "losing" herself in the dance.

r74 I actually liked this. Very ethereal and a lovely homage to Frozen. This would be perfect playing in an H&M

[quote]Also...I thought Lola studied dance? Why is she not graceful? I can't understand it. Her moves are so coarse and blocky. She can learn the steps but she doesn't do them like a real dancer would. She's just doing them. There's no artistry there. No flow. She's not "losing" herself in the dance.

Like you said in your post, R78, she doesn’t have “it”. The “it” factor can’t be taught, you either have it or you don’t.

She's got no oomph. I believe she is addicted to THC. That's the vibe. Also, all her projects show a bad art-student's maudlin imagination and immaturity. Everything is so cliché.

You call that music??

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She's definitely in a barn, R84. Interesting choice...

Exactly, R81. Zero "oomph." And my question is, why bother at all if you aren't going to put %110 into it? I mean, Lola should go back and watch her mother's performances again. She always looks like she's just going through the motions, whether it's dancing or lip syncing. No one needs that.

She's not hungry enough for it.

She doesn’t have it, and she never will. She should have graduated from college, and established a real career. Show business is not for her.

Rocco looks like he has some spark. Yeah he's a poser but there's some youthful passion and energy in him. I could see him going into hospitality or the fashion business. Nightclubs, restaurants, boutique hotels. That seems to be his vibe. Don't think he will amount much as a painter but you never know. Maybe he got a bit of filmmaking talent from his dad. Lord knows Madonna can't make movies.

[quote] She might be the laziest person I've ever seen.

I can’t think of a better way to passive aggressively rebel against her control freak mother than that.

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What r87 said.

I have sympathy for Madonna's children. All of them. How do you carve out your own niche in the world?

That's a tough thing to figure out for any human being, even if you live in complete obscurity and are just another face in the crowd.

I can't imagine how tough that is if one of your parents is among one of the most famous on Earth.

That's why I don't participate in dragging Barron Trump. I await every second for that son-of-a-bitch Dad of his to finally topple over dead, but, man, I can't drag his youngest child. The rest them his adult kids? Hell ya.

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It’s a snooze fest.

Madonna never had any mystique. She was a total fame whore who would do anything for attention.

A dictionary is your friend.

I don’t like her music but it’s no worse than all the other pop out there today

She is so good!

But DarkMingeGeminLord needs to be eternally sedated for sure

[quote]I don’t like her music but it’s no worse than all the other pop out there today

Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga can really sing. Taylor Swift can write and produce a solid album. Selena Gomez can put out hit singles. LolaHole can’t do any of that.

This bitch would be waitressing at an Outback if she wasn’t Madonna’s daughter.

LOLASSHOLE?

I'm waiting for the next reality show called, "Genes Gone Wrong".

There are too many perfectly connected players out there for this not to happen.

The only problem is that it will be too painful to watch.

I feel like with a name like Lolahole she’d never be taken seriously no matter how talented she was

"In August of last year, Leon appeared alongside Bella Hadid, Kaia Gerber and other models on the cover of Vogue, and revealed in her interview with the publication that she’d paid for her college tuition entirely on her own. “People think I’m this talentless rich kid who’s had everything given to her, but I’m not,” she asserted."

[quote]ANNUNCIATE

Is there a pregnant virgin in the house?

Like a Virgin.

[quote]”People think I’m this talentless rich kid who’s had everything given to her, but I’m not,” she asserted."

Nobody believes you. NepoHole.

Kim at r92 looks somewhat human and still has a spark of life. She’s had so much surgery since then that she has become a RealDoll.

She paid for college how? Doing what? Using the interest earned off her invested trust fund is not the same as paying fur it yourself, Lolahole.

The worst part is that she's following her mother, even though her mother never wanted to be a singer!

Madonna has always wanted to be a movie star. Desperately.

Why didn’t Madonna take her $37 and ride the Greyhound to LA ?

Her new song and video is supposed to be her tribute to her mom’s song Frozen. It is the cheapest video and one of the worst songs I have ever heard. I actually love Frozen too. Lola has shown zero talent so far. Madonna must be up in arms. I have a feeling Lola plans on performing it during her mom’s Celebration Tour.

Mama should slip her somnambulist daughter some speed in her lattes.

R63

She still has the price tag on her shoe.

R111 I bet you're right. She no doubt saw Blue Ivy tour with Beyonce and thought she could get in on that.

I’m getting Anna Nicole Smith vibes from her.

The comments on the DM article are gold. The readers hate this bitch.

Lock and Key and Spelling are actually really good tunes

Oh my Lord, I had completely forgotten about that mess, R92! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well, at least Lourdes can safely say that there is someone less talented and more lethargic-sounding than herself.

She's perfect for OnlyFans.

She’s perfect fit NoFans.

She’s perfect for NoFans.

You can see Kim’s old face at r92’s link. She’d already had work done at that point, but she still had more of her original face. It was so much more unique and interesting than the generic version she has today. Such a shame she didn’t appreciate her natural beauty.

Apple Music recommended this song to me today in its Friday new music mix playlist. Hard pass.

The young beauty is the new face of the Coca Cola Y3K Zero Sugar ad campaign.

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Latest Lourdes!

OMG. I feel bad for whoever ends up buying those juice or soda bottles Lola has her ass on in thr linked photo at R126.

She has the grace of a medicine ball.

Poor lost lamb, what a terrible destiny to be the child of that woman. She's about as sexy as a meatloaf sandwich. Dead by 40.

She moves like a lava lamp.

She needs a Vitamin B12 shot in her bulbous ass.

Her mother hasn't made music since 2006.

“Live to Swell”.

A sweet and delicate nymph.

I wish Joan Rivers was alive to see this.

“Ray of Blight.”

“Lady with a magnitude.”

It’s not good

Humpty Dumpty in drag.

Looks like Christmas came early, fellas! Here's our little princess's much anticipated cover of Judy Garland's The Boy Next Door

Let your mouth go with the flow. You know you can eat it.

I can't get over that video at r140.

I've seen pole dancers with more animation and charisma. Hell, I've seen poles with more animation and charisma.

I used to think that Lourdes needed to step in and intervene with her mother. Now, it's the other way around.

stunningbrave

Here she is playing the bongos. I really like the way she's embraced a "natural" look.

My Lola is no nepo baby.

She would have easily reached this level of mediocrity without me.

[quote] Her voice is pleasant enough at least on Lock & Key, but she really needs to ANNUNCIATE.

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

My God, she stinks.

Of body odor. Look at her, r147

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Well, it's come to this : The mutual dependence between Madonna and her children for publicity for all of them.

The truly scandalous thing, R92, is that the Kuntrashian harlot still manages to sound and look more animated and professional than Lourdes ever will. You know that you're in dire straits in terms of talent when even a heap of lard, makeup and silicone manages to do a better job than you ever could.

[quote]The worst part is that she's following her mother, even though her mother never wanted to be a singer! Madonna has always wanted to be a movie star. Desperately.

See, I remember it as she just wanted to be famous. She didn’t care which medium got her there. But then once she made it music wise she wanted to move on to movies and be a big hit there too.

The video in OP has been struck by a copyright claim.

I watched the video a few times before it was removed. It's a confusing performance.

The dancing looks like sleepwalking and the singing is quite terrible. I don't understand it. This girl attended a performing arts high school followed by a college for dance. Her years of training is not demonstrated in the performance.

LEAVE MY ARTISTIC GIRL ALONE FAGGOTS

The girl’s got some shoulders on her.

She’s at it again!

Make it stop!

I hate that she butchered a Judy song. And the video looks like the start of cheap porn. The best part is that guy shaking his head "no" all through it. He knew.

I've made it a point not to jump on the "nepo baby" (ugh, hate that term) thing the moment a child or relative of an established star makes a go at a show-biz career. I figure I can be fair, forget who they're related to, and assess them on their own terms, just as I would anybody else.

I hope, for her sake, (and for ours!) Lourdes Leon sees what she's producing and putting out there now, as an exercise in temporarily being a, what's that word?

Dilettante?

Her videos have the same depth and appeal as what I would imagine any HS or college film class student would put out as an assignment, due for presentation in a week.

Ok. I've given her chance and am with everybody else here: If she weren't Madonna's kid, she'd be another obscure, face-in-the-crowd.

Don’t you think Madonna pushes Lourdes into those videos to get her out of her hair?

Is the video at r156 her way of coming out as a lez?

R151 No I think she's pretending to be. Also, pretending to be poor.

Lards Leon

Wow what a tough gritty chick from Brooklyn, working at an adult video store in the 90s. Taking classes in video editing at BMCC.

In the future, I see a 500 pound shut-in.

She and mumsy should tour together

She should be waiting tables at Waffle House.

[quote]In the future, I see a 500 pound shut-in.

Getting fat is the one thing Madonna would disinherit her for.

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Can someone inform her that it’s okay to stop making music?

TIA

She's a cover girl now.

About to turn 30 and has no skills. Madonna must want to euthanize her.

Shocking that she actually has her mouth closed in that shot @ R171. I think she thinks she looks sexy with her mouth hanging open in a constant frown. And the dark lip liner is so 1997.

Who would have thought Madonna's daughter would be so boring?

[quote]About to turn 30 and has no skills.

My skills are on display on the fashion runway.

Has anyone told her she’d be useful on garbage detail?

Covergirl Lourdes is PERFECT.

[quote]Shocking that she actually has her mouth closed in that shot @ [R171]. I think she thinks she looks sexy with her mouth hanging open in a constant frown. And the dark lip liner is so 1997.

Somebody must have told her that she’s not Linda Evangelista.

My baby is...

Man, if that isn't the most smug, smack-worthy smirk at r179, I don't know what is.

I guess she’s decided to embrace her mother’s legacy and ride it rather than developing an identity separate from her mother? That cover shot at r177 has her wearing a version of the infamous cone bra by Gaultier. I suppose it would be impossible for her to separate herself from her mom anyway. It’s not like she has the talent.

Some of you keep talking like Lourdes is still a minor. She's 27. Madonna cannot send her now to a different school--Lourdes is well out of her school years.

Her Judy Garland cover is pretty hilarious.

Make it stop!

I prefer the video with that guy who keeps shaking his head no r183

She is the least accomplished/interesting/talented/attractive of all nepo babes, yes?

Train wreck. Can't look away

She dresses like Sporty Spice.

It’s really bizarre that she chose to cover a Judy garland song from Meet me in St Louis

She constantly looks like she needs nudging awake.

Oh poor tired old Jabba Janbot. She got her grossly obese ass handed to her in the Madonna hate threads she created so now she's back to attacking Madonna's children again.

At least Madonna had her own children Janbot...

Low-Energy

I’ve finally blocked the person who goes on relentlessly about Janbot. It’s literally been years of this on every Madonna thread. Unless it’s more than one person? I have no idea.

R183 Ooooooh how groundbreaking watching her smoke a joint! Such a rebel!

Is she a heroin user?

Singing her new hit song," I'm a nepo baby fatass with a pathetic mother."

r195 i've always wondered that as well from the constant eyes-closed, about-to-nod-off look she has on her face.

It’s not heroin, it’s ennui. It’s part of her aesthetic.

My mom has an inspiring legacy. Always reinventing herself. Never on time!

R198 Haha. Yes, exactly. If she was on heroin, there would be countless pictures of her actually nodded out. Drool and all.

Working the truck stops like a fat lot lizard.

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I wonder why she waited until her late 20s to try to become a popstar. At least she isn’t a porn star like Laurence Fishburnes daughter Chippy D

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She's starring in another video!

she looks like a goth tranny

Our girl showcasing her ham hocks

She thicc

Does she still live in mummy's ugly mega-mansion (the one that looks like it had a stroke down one side)?

or in a place MadgeMum bought for her

R210, Lourdes lives in Bushwick. Madonna lives in the UES.

Lyft collab?

Oh brother. Please STOP closing your eyes when you sing. A half hour ago you said you can sing, but just don't care. Now you're an ARTISTE? Fuck off. Go take a bath or something.

NOBODY wants to hear or see her

Are her fingers fat too?!!! Like fat little sausages