Gianluca Conte a.k.a. QCP

*Straight* not straight.

[quote] Does DataLounge love him?

Datalounge does not watch Tiktok. Have you not figured that out by this time?

He's very annoying. I wouldn't follow him. Yes he's physically fine and has gorgeous eyes.

He's not only on TikTok, but all of those social media video outlets or whatever. I posted a video of his from Instagram.

It’s always good to see people of color succeed against the odds.

[quote]The New York Italian-American accent is fake and sometimes slips.

He's from North Carolina.

Douchenozzle. Everything he cooks tastes like vinegar.

His accent is so fake and embarrassing. He can't maintain it. Not as bad as the other Italian American himbo Jordan Morello that has a thread on here. But Matt Leblanc and Joe Pesci showed us years ago playing racist stereotypes makes tons of money.

I didn't even know he was a influencer chef. I just saw pics of him on some IG page for male models and thought "damn... He's fine."

He’s on something stronger than pasta fazool.

I admit to a little twinge when he pretends to pull a bunch of basil or parsley out of his crotch, but his use of "chicken titties" is a boner-killer.

Ugh. How repellent.

He'd fit right in at DataLounge for the way he refers to "white girls" as opposed to Italians.

Oh, also for his strident anti-circumcision message at 00:21.

I got him to do this years ago.

He is in talks about a real cooking show per a YT vid the other day.

[quote]But Matt Leblanc and Joe Pesci showed us years ago playing racist stereotypes makes tons of money.

"Italian" is not a race.

he pings 'gay for pay"

Well, R15, he doesn't seem to think Italian is "white"—see R12.

This level of douchery nearly cancels out his hotness.

Would still suck him off, though. Just maybe not so enthusiastically.

I have a thing for guidos, but he's gross and unfunny.

Not as cute or as amusing as he thinks he is.

I thought he was hot when I first saw him, but it IS an act.

And he's done some douchey stuff that kinda killed the buzz.

Dick shots or GTFO

What's the opposite of BDE?

Points for the nicely distributed torso hair.

[quote] "Italian" is not a race.

Okay, ethnic (mainly 1920s Southern Italian thug) stereotypes? Is that better?

Sorry, I don't want your disgusting chest or pit hair in my pasta.

Put a fucking shirt on while you're in the kitchen.

And get a personality while you're at it (hint: overusing the word "betch" is not a personality)

There was a thread about him on LPSG that said he's gay4pay and sugar daddies.

he's having fun and probably making tons of money.

The kids over at LPSG have plenty of pics of his uncut dick.

Share some please

[quote] Sorry, I don't want your disgusting chest or pit hair in my pasta.

[quote] Put a fucking shirt on while you're in the kitchen.

I would pour (lukewarm) carbonara over his chest and lick him clean. I would also greedily drink marinara from his buttcrack.

If he wanted to, I’d let him pull whatever out his pants (parsley, salt, pasta, bologna) and throw it in my face.

[quote]And get a personality while you're at it (hint: overusing the word "betch" is not a personality)

I would enjoy making him my betch… you betcha!

It's funny but I don't consider men who flaunt their bodies and oversexualize themselves for fame and money to be "masc" or "str8" seeming at all. It's a feminine display of vanity and also a hypergamous strategy to obtain wealth and fame without developing actual skills or means of value. Most of your audience will be gay men and to a lesser degree, older women who will pay for play.

His cooking schtick is getting old. He'll end up on OnlyFans.

I find it interesting how this generation has grabbed on to gay-baiting. I'm not sure if it's progress for us gays or something a little sad that we're so easily taken in. Another money stream for good looking straight white and Italian guys.

No.

I couldnt care less about his stupidity or vanity,Id still bury my face in that crotch and nuzzle around like a pig sniffing for truffles. Hes fucking hot,wouldnt you know it too if you looked like him ?

“truffle hunting” might be a good euphemism for fucking around with a G4P…

He's got a pretty ugly cock for someone who complains so much about circumcision. I always found Nick to be the cuter of the two Italian chefs. Plus, he's a Harvard boy from Boston, not a dumb guido.

[quote]He's got a pretty ugly cock for someone who complains so much about circumcision.

What's wrong with his cock?

r39 Not very aesthetic. Compare it to a circumcised Italian boy like Noah Centineo's cock for example.

Talk about a dime a dozen straight man

R30: here’s one, from LPSG

Establishing shot

Good hair

So, R42, if that's him, a fairly normal-sized cock without a lot of girth and very trimmed pubage. A bit disappointing; he would have done better to preserve the mystery, but the kids today just can't keep it to themselves, whatever they've got.

R45: another one from LPSG, and I think the tireless sleuths there have determined it’s him indeed

He's not conventionally handsome to me but his body is awesome and his attitude makes him sexy in a dirty and sleazy way.

On my wishlist is a mashup between this thread and "Perineum Sunning."

Not the biggest dong, but if he sneered and got verbal during sex it would still be hot.

Quite big tits

Even Chewy McNips himself would have to agree that those are the most succulent nips we've seen on here in a while.

The dick is less than impressive,but Ive done more with less !

Quick ass slap from Gia

His grossest video is the one that starts with him and his sister comparing pit hair.

He seems like a douchey straight guy.

Not a great dick.

Does anyone else find the glasses he sometimes wears (e.g. in R14 upthread) too dweeby and boner-limpening?

She's white.

Some Italian Americans definitely like to claim they're not white to excuse being racist and saying the N word. Also Gia is playing up the whole outdated mafioso/w*p stereotypes because it sells. TikTok is filled with minstrel acts like him. Many Italian Americans go to Italy, act a fool and get humbled real quick by Italians who tell them to their face: "you're an American and deal with it "

[quote] Many Italian Americans go to Italy, act a fool and get humbled real quick by Italians

This isn't quite the case with Gianluca, though, whose father is a native Italian; he speaks Italian and has made videos in Italy. His fakery is that he's an Italian-speaking American from North Carolina who puts on a semi-convincing New York Guido accent and persona.

“Adjacent” in DL lingo.

R60 I didn't know that. Interesting. I wish he didn't go overboard with the stereotypes because it doesn't seem necessarily. I think plenty of people would watch him if he just was a bilingual Italian-American who liked to cook. Pasta Queen is pretty popular for instance.

*necessary

His mom is a Guido from NJ or somewhere. Plenty of those around nc now.

R62, I would assume that he goes with that performance because he's a callow douchey straight guy. His various jokes about dick size and menstruation wouldn't work in his normal accent.

^^^^

I would posit that his fakery is more that he leads me on, makes me think he’s going to whip his dick out from behind his apron, instead of a fistful of parsley.

I mean, can I even TRUST that if I suck on his tits hard enough he’ll pour cream down my throat like that pan of bolognese?!?

[quote] His mom is a Guido

Men are Guidos. Women would be, I dunno, Ginas.

guidas?

They call themselves guidettes

What R69 said, then.

He's got a hot enough voice I'd still subscribe to his OF if it was all dirty talk.

One of his videos in Italian (flouting the Italians' abhorrence of pasta combined with chicken).

Lui mi piace più in italiano. Grazie, r72.

He posts incessantly on Snapchat. I'm pretty sure a man (his roommate?) just follows him around all day.

Does he let the roommate give him head?

[quote] I find it interesting how this generation has grabbed on to gay-baiting.

Gay baiting is a literary criticism. Real people cannot gay bait, which is called QUEER baiting now. Zoomers are dumb as dirt.

He was born in Italy, not the U.S.

R59, Italians love Italian-Americans and accept them as Italians. Italians were not considered white until the mid-20th century.

He annoys the fuck out of me.

he bought another house! we did catch on to him early.

his dad runs like 4 upscale italian restaurants in charlotte. so he comes from it honestly.

Here’s a Twitter thread with the nudes and videos. It’s definitely him, the nipple/body hair pattern/feet all match up.

I will say this for him, at least he hasn’t ruined that beautiful body with dozens of tattoos.

Already gone so some douche reported it.

Thanks, prisspot.

Douchenozzle.

R82, it’s still up on Twitter. DL must block links to porn on Twitter. The working link is still up on the LPSG thread, post #2499