Christopher Meloni for Peloton

Our face is ready for Chris to be seated!

We should all look so fucking hot at 61!

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omg. what a man!!!

He has a weird-shaped head reminiscent of that of Bert from Sesame Street.

His wife is so lucky!!!

He looks like a gay alien

Attention whore

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glorious man!

wow, those lucky cunts who worked on that shoot and the make up artist who applied the body make up!!!!! so fucking lucky!

He's a neck downer now. I always loved him,but honey,his mug is shot.

She’s over the hill

I generally find him cute and he deserves ALL the credit in the world for that body at that age, but I don't find this pic hot at all.

I would lick every inch of him. Hot, hot man.

Sigh, only Christopher Meloni could bring darkgeminilord r3 and rescue-chick together to agree on the same thing 😉

He needs to bring back his hair.

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nah, I know (suspected) you don't, that's why I was comfortable making a joke about our 'rivalry'.

Man, that guy is ridiculously hot. bow the hell does he still look like that?

Get a room, gaylords .

I envision many trips to the ER by people swinging weights around their unprotected genitals, as they emulate this revered Datalounge Titan.

It’s hard not to think he’s at least bi with the working out and tan etc. I met him and his wife at at. gLAD evrntvin NYC years ago when he was the star of the prison series. He was as nice as he was handsome. His wife was lovely too. They struck me as a straight couple very comfortable in their own skin, totally at ease at a gay event- kind of like my sibs and their spouses.

“At a GLAD event in NYC”

I smell like ass, but in a GOOD way!

[quote] It’s hard not to think he’s at least bi with the working out and tan etc

I'm sure he's no stranger to cock and/or his cock is no stranger to a man's mouth or ass. I have no doubt he's in a happy marriage, but most actors have a bit of homoflexible space on their own personal Kinsey scales.

I'll always remember his reply to a gay fan on twitter...he told the fan to imagine him in the shower or something...it was so funny!

How is it that he stays so hot.

r22

r27

Brazilian teen Ariano Médio finally got around to bingewatching Oz and was despondent there were no more episodes to enjoy. And no more sexy Chris Meloni.

"I finished Oz two days [ago] and I'm depressed about it," tweeted the 18-year-old. "Especially with the end of your character... how [do I] handle [it]?

Meloni quickly replied, "Take a shower and pretend I'll be joining you."

It doesn't need to be said, but I want him in me, quite deeply.

Some of the angles are really not flattering.

[quote]Some of the angles are really not flattering.

I have no problem with inspecting Meloni from any and every angle he's willing to present.

I mean, clearly it's not 1997 and his body and face have changed, but he remains a stunning man.

I always thought he was handsome, and his roles interesting (especially when he's played a dumb guy, which he's done a few times....he's hilarious). But when I watched him a few years back on Finding Your Roots he really struck me as a very good guy. He got very emotional hearing about his ancestor in a way that just....showed the goodness pouring out of him.

Bless him

He's still easy on the eyes.

Is he ever going to accept that he's past it?

I'm masturbating.

like a giant man made from the leftovers of a leather couch.

His dookie hole still smells like dookie

The OP pic looks unreal?

Lol R41

always and forever LOLing at the hissing Marys who judge a guy like this and sneer at him

y'all would crawl over broken glass and dog shit at 3 am to even look at this fine ass man.

R19 I always see your name as “DARK MINGE LORD” before read it correctly.

[quote]I have no doubt he's in a happy marriage, but most actors have a bit of homoflexible space on their own personal Kinsey scales.

Yes. Working with Chris on OZ for several years, he was always eager to help expand my space.

Repeatedly, at times.

[quote]Attention whore

I find I like that in a Christopher Meloni.

The whole thing is really tacky.

Peloton could have capitalized on his "I work out naked" comment by doing that same ad with him in masculine, sexy workout clothes and then for maybe just a frame or two, did 2 seconds of him in his glory.

But the entire ad? Tacky, classless and thirsty.

I'm thirsty, all right...for a drink of him.

He needs to grow some facial hair and wear a wig.

[quote] But the entire ad? Tacky, classless and thirsty.

We're desperate and losing money. We'll do anything for attention.

I never got over the disappointment when I saw him on OZ and discovered he was mutilated!!!

There are precious few men Chris's age who can carry this off. I'm sorry to say that Chris isn't one of them.

[quote] Lee Tergesen, getting a little misty

And musky.....

He was so young in BOUND but he didn't get hot until he was older.

I wonder if The Matrix sisters got a taste of that?

Where’s the uncensored footage?

They must have vetted him through and through after that And Just Like That/Big/Noth SNAFU.

I used to find him so sexy, and I will admit he still has a great body (especially for his age).

But I just find that ad really tacky and unappealing.

I want him in me. Deeply. Shallow. Medium. Don't give a fuck.

Over and over.

As often as he wants.

Oh my god, R55, I do enjoy that movie.

he's hot!

Mr. Clean looks kind of...dirty...

So hot.

[quote]I want him in me.

And I want in *him* quite deeply.

[quote] His dookie hole still smells like dookie

Why is why Erna commented at R1.

[quote] Erna

Cunt!

[quote] Erna

Fetid shit eating Nazi pedo cunt!

In OP's image, Meloni looks like an Observer from that TV show Fringe. A tanned Observer, but an nonetheless an alien creature.

Hot AF, still!

Not into guys who look like Uncle Junior from the Sopranos.

saw him at the NY knicks game. He looks HOT!!!

He’s officially the creepy old guy at the gym now.

R59- I guess you’re not a top.