Attached is a history of the Speedo from an Australian point of view. This paragraph caught my eye:%0D %0D 'American men have an aversion to displaying their bodies in public,' one German visitor blogged. 'Ever since gay men came out of the closet in the '80s and showed us who they were, straight American men went into the closet to show us what they weren't. Before the late '80s men wore shorter shorts and swimwear was short and fitted. Men used to be so free and liberated then. Now they are scared.'%0D %0D Amen! Americans need to get over their body aversion. The full article attached.
History of the Speedo
|by Anonymous||reply 601||08/26/2014|
Given that over 50% of Americans are now classified as "morbidly obese", I don't think anyone wants to see more of them in a speedo... Better they should be as covered up as possible.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/26/2010|
Well it's not just body issues; it's bulge iissues. You don't always want to show off your bulge or lack thereof. Some people are jut more shy, modest, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/26/2010|
So true! Ever since gay men have been associated with tight fitting clothing, short shorts, and speedos, straight culture has shunned that type of clothing. Back in the60s and 70s before gays were really out there, men wore tight and fitted clothing. Thankfully this has not caught on in the rest of western culture.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/28/2010|
They also don't take showers in school or prance naked in the locker-room now that they know they can't necessarily spot the gays. Strange.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/28/2010|
This is the way to look when you're at the beach.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/15/2012|
Honey, if I had that body I'd wear tiger-striped hammock thongs too.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/15/2012|
americans are all dumb brain-washed sows when it comes to body-issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/15/2012|
It's true that when I was growing up men wore much less than they do now. Not only were bathing suits smaller, but shorts often were smaller and tighter (for younger men).
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/15/2012|
Speedos should be illegal. The only guys who wear them in the U.S. are creepy exhibitionists are prancing effeminates. As one chick said, guys who wear speedos should just complete the picture and wear bikini tops because they are already wear bikini bottoms. Dudes look best wearing masculine, boxy/square cut trunks or board shorts, not a feminine bikini cut.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/16/2012|
As they say about nude beaches, it's always the people whose bodies you don't want to see who seem most intent on showing them off.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/16/2012|
OP? That article about swimsuits had far too many words and far too few pictures. You're an idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/16/2012|
Speedos make my mouth water.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/16/2012|
It's the same in Europe, the covering up... It's not just the USA.
In France and Italy in the 70s they wore demi speedos with butt cleavage. Now they usually wear those dreadful long things like in America.
I posted a link here once, to a guy in Italy wearing those tiny speedos and the girl who had 'innocently' posted it with other pics of friends and family from the '70s, took it down, obviously alarmed to find it had been viewed over 1500 times and linked to a gay forum. lol.
(most of her other stuff had 10 views at most)
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/16/2012|
& Rod Stewart took it to the extreme...
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/16/2012|
Ahh, remember all the calendars and photo books in the early 80s with men in Speedos? The cover of the "exercise" book Working Out by Charles Hix...
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/16/2012|
R9 is so ridiculous.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/16/2012|
I'm American and a lot of my guys my age prefer trunks and board shorts, not because they have body shame, but because it looks masculine. Speedos and short shorts and tight pants are perceived as feminine and gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/16/2012|
From the article:
[quote]"American men have an aversion to displaying their bodies in public," one German visitor blogged. [bold]"Ever since gay men came out of the closet in the '80s and showed us who they were, straight American men went into the closet to show us what they weren't..."[/bold]
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/16/2012|
Why would guys want to wear something that resembles a female bikini? It's the same reason guys ridicule briefs as tighty whities. Manties are not manly.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/16/2012|
This is so sad r9
I am thinking you are mixing Victorian morality up with masculity.
Guys now look like we are trying to win some Edwardian swimsuit contest so sad.
Guys in speedos made me gay!!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/16/2012|
R19 Why? Because it shows off the goods! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/16/2012|
r20, guys like to show off their upper bods. That is why they wear Under Armour shirts, tank tops, and sleeveless shirts.Dudes like to show off their upper body strength and musculature. It's what society views as the visible physical signs of masculinity in public. So, dudes are showing off their bods, just the upper bod. That's why so many guys only work out their upper bods, it's THE physical sign of masculinity in our society. Guys who show off their lower bodies are viewed as creepy, weird, or perverted.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/16/2012|
[quote]I'm American and a lot of my guys my age prefer trunks and board shorts, not because they have body shame, but because it looks masculine.
No, it doesn't look "masculine." Those board shorts look silly, just as silly as if they were wearing a thong. Neither is "masculine."
Guys wear board shorts because they're afraid they'll be accused of being gay if they wear something that's cut above their knees. It's peer pressure that makes them wear silly looking "shorts" and they're not man enough to wear something that looks good. It's a continuation of body shame from their younger days and they can't overcome or outgrow it.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/16/2012|
I wish basketball players didn't wear long shorts, they've almost become long pants. i like to see the athletes body, which includes legs.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/16/2012|
Give it up, R23. Your "body shame" narrative isn't convincing any hot guys to bare themselves so you can feast your pervy eyes on them.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/16/2012|
[quote] Your "body shame" narrative isn't convincing any hot guys to bare themselves so you can feast your pervy eyes on them.
Since when is it pervy to enjoy seeing the naked body? Perviness is in the eye of the beholder. I can appreciate a woman's body for the beauty if its form. There is nothing pervy in it. I can also enjoy admiring a great body on a man without being pervy about it. Is everybody who admires Michelangelo's 'David' being pervy?
Your body shame forces you to think that looking at the naked body is being perverted.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/16/2012|
r23, you make it sound like they would be inclined to wear short shorts if society didn't frown upon it. trust me, we grew up wearing basketball shorts, and that's what we like, who we are. hip hop styles predominate, and short shorts are not a part of it. you probably grew up pre-hip hop when short shorts were liked and ok. we never had any fondness for that type of style, and don't want to. we like our generation's style. stop trying to force the 1960s on our generation.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/16/2012|
[quote]stop trying to force the 1960s on our generation.
Force? Who's forcing you to change? If you want to look like you're some dork wearing culottes, just do it!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/16/2012|
1. The old G0Y Manifesto troll is also the anti-effeminate troll. That took me a while.
2. They took my lead on tweed. More and more are heeding my call for 5" inseam shorts. They'll all wear square cut trunks within three years. Be patient.
3. OP is a shitty shitty queer for not posting visual aids in support of his premise.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/16/2012|
R21, perhaps I should've added, "they prefer to wear trunks and boarder shorts because THEY THINK it looks masculine." That's what the straight guys I know say. They associate short shorts with Daisy Dukes and thus feminine or gay. You may think they look like dorks, but they don't. Face it, your look is passe. You sound like those oldsters in the late '60s bemoaning the young men with long hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/16/2012|
R30 probably has a mullet hair cut to go with the culottes.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/16/2012|
I still can't get out of my head a guy I saw in orange lycra speedos at a gay swim meet 20 years ago. Pony tail, phenomenal body, and the most eye-popping packed in lunch, which had everyone buzzing. Pure magic.
The thing about Speedos reflects America's childish Puritan hangups with the male body. But the pendulum will swing again. In another 20 years or so I suspect cocks will again be outlined in trousers like they were in the 70s.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/17/2012|
[quote] In another 20 years or so I suspect cocks will again be outlined in trousers like they were in the 70s.
Doubt it. But even if it does, you'll be dead or in the retirement castle by then, elderqueen.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/17/2012|
R19, I wear briefs because they are better. who gives a fuck what others think
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/17/2012|
[quote]Guys who show off their lower bodies are viewed as creepy, weird, or perverted.
which is idiocy
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/17/2012|
[quote]I'm American and a lot of my guys my age prefer trunks and board shorts, not because they have body shame, but because it looks masculine.
it looks like a skirt to me so it comes across as girlish and silly to me
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/17/2012|
[quote]hip hop styles predominate, and short shorts are not a part of it.
The pendulum has already swung past you, new eldergay, THAT "hip hop style" of yours is [italic]tired[/italic].
Kids are wearing stovepipe pants again and pointy shoes like back in...ah, guess what?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/17/2012|
R35 gay kids perhaps, but not straight ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/17/2012|
None of the hip hop guys have any problem letting their pants hang low exposing an ass crack that practically eats their tight underwear up.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/17/2012|
[quote]straight American men went into the closet to show us what they weren't. Before the late '80s men wore shorter shorts and swimwear was short and fitted. Men used to be so free and liberated then. Now they are scared.'
There are NO young men in any country in the world wearing skimpy bathing suits on the beach with the possible exception of Brazil and even there at least half the men on the beach have several yards of material in their bathing suits. Pretending this is only happening in the U.S. is total bullshit. Show me a current pic of any beach in the world (non-nude) where the majority of the men are NOT wearing down-to-the-knee bathing suits....
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/17/2012|
I love men in Speedos and loved all those 80s spring break type comedies where even the most masculine men would be in a Speedo.
Times have changed.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/17/2012|
With a nice square-cut, you don't have to worry about inner thigh hair.
Sometimes speedos make you look like you have Will Ferrel in a scissor-hold.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/17/2012|
thank you, r40, from what I have experienced and heard while traveling in Europe and Latin Americans, young guys there don't wear speedos today either. They have adopted the American trunks as the predominate swimwear.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/17/2012|
r37, perhaps that's the style in VERY WHITESVILLE USA, but I live in a much more urban and colorful environment, and hip hop still rules here!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/17/2012|
r40 needs to visit Australia.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/17/2012|
[quote]Ever since gay men came out of the closet in the '80s and showed us who they were, straight American men went into the closet to show us what they weren't.
It has a lot to do with the women. If they didnt think speedos were the garb of gay men, they would buy them for their men. And the men would wear them. Women buy most of straight men's clothing. The funny thing is, most women probably really like how speedos look, but they just dont want everyone to think their guy is gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/17/2012|
No doubt a lot of it has to do with fad and trend- but clearly, as is so blatantly obvious on this thread- gender insecurity, misogenism and homophobia have a lot to do with it too.. Gotta feel sorry for a lot of posters on this thread like R9.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/17/2012|
Dudes are wearing this in Brasil today.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/17/2012|
R40, that is true. Thanks to everyone wanting to mimic American styles, the world has become homogenized.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/17/2012|
"who gives a fuck what others think"
THAT, you scaredy-cat hip-hop kids, is how a man thinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/17/2012|
R45, YOU need to visit Australia. The beach I went to recently had virtually no speedos on any guy under 50. Even the lifesavers were wearing long shorts, not speedos. Very disappointing. Why does everyone in the world hate the U.S. (allegedly) and yet they all want to be us????
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/18/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/18/2012|
Odd, if no one is wearing them, that stores would still stock Speedos.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/18/2012|
My boyfriend wears bikini underwear, but only the bottoms.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/18/2012|
r46, Ill take two of him please...
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/18/2012|
"Masculine" guys have no problem exposing their chests and abs, but not their legs? Considering how low slung some of the "boring" shorts and jeans are these days, showing lower abs and the "v". Let's see some thigh and bulge, dudes.
I guess in some cases it would be from homophobia but it seems really arbitrary to me, like most fashion.
That said, if you don't have the body for it, for God's sake, don't wear a speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/18/2012|
Nicholas Clay had the body for a Speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/19/2012|
I certainly don't think speedos are for everyone, but I also don't think a person should be looked down upon for wearing one. It's no one's business at all! Look at all the fat, fugly chicks who waddle around in way too small a bathing suit... We may not love that, but we just roll our eyes and look away. It doesn't become a media story. People were generally healthier in the '70s and the body types of young people tended towards the lean. Hart Bochner and his blonde friend in Breaking Away personify what I'm talking about; the trim, healthy, attractive young man in a speedo as a matter of course. No steroids, six-pack abs, fake tan, waxing, etc... just a guy in a small suit.
As far as lifeguards go, board shorts actually prevent them from swimming as fast as they should be in order to save a life!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/19/2012|
One of the HDmovie channels is playing Private Resort (1985) with Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp. They both wear more coverage in their suits, but many of the extras, of all shapes and sizes, are in speedos. It was neat! Of course, both leads also have extended bare ass scenes to make up for some of the lack of frontal exposure.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/20/2012|
Rob Morrow had such a great body in that movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/20/2012|
Do they even sell speedos in most American clothing stores? The only place I see them are in Sporting Goods stores like Sports Authority.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/20/2012|
[quote] In another 20 years or so I suspect cocks will again be outlined in trousers like they were in the 70s.
When you say it's gonna happen now... when exactly do you mean? See, I've already waited too long, and all my hope is gone.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/20/2012|
[quote]Do they even sell speedos in most American clothing stores?
Not outside of L.A. and NYC, no.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||03/20/2012|
I've seen men's Speedos in clothing stores in San Diego, Fort Lauderdale, the Hamptons, Cape May, and Savannah.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||03/20/2012|
The stigma against speedos is so strong that only very daring effeminate guys will wear it in America. Older men just don't care. It's becoming that way in Europe too.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/20/2012|
I love the guy in the Speedo in the Carls Jr Turkeyburger ad. Yum.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||03/20/2012|
Sarah Powell @sare_bear101
Foreigners in speedos #notagoodlook
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/20/2012|
no self-respecting guy should wear board-shorts, thread closed.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/20/2012|
r68, if you want respect, you don't wear speedos.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/21/2012|
Any self-respecting guy should wear whatever they want.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/21/2012|
Yay R70! Too much sheep mentality in the world.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||03/21/2012|
[quote]Sometimes speedos make you look like you have Will Ferrel in a scissor-hold.
LOLZ! Worth the price of admission today, thanks!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||03/21/2012|
Think beach and most guys like to think bikinis, but whatâs more important is the choice of male beachwear as you enjoy the sun, sand and surf this summer.
From board shorts, jammers, trunks, speedos to mankinis, thereâs an ever increasing variety of menâs swimwear. So how do you find the perfect suit for you to chill out in?
You can begin by striking thongs, G-strings or mankinis off the list (unless youâre Borat!). Fashion designer Amanda Bachalli advises, âMake your choice based on what youâre going to be doing at the beach. Are you going swimming, playing a sport or just lounging around?â While jammers and briefs are suitable for serious swimming, board shorts are best for surfing and trunks are the most versatile.
Model Acquin Pais tells us, âI usually prefer swim trunks but if Iâm going surfing, then the longer board shorts are more comfortable.â Though heâs always in shape for the beach, the model admits, âI wouldnât wear a pair of speedos. I think celebs like Daniel Craig and John Abraham look great in them but theyâre not for everyone.â
Acquin adds, âIn India especially, guys tend to focus on the upper body while working out so they end up with skinny legs. To carry off speedos you need to not only be fit, but also have a strong pair of legs. Otherwise youâll just look like Johnny Bravo!â
Event organiser Zubair AH agrees, saying, âIf I had that kind of body, then Iâd show it off in a pair of speedos too.â Seeing as most guys arenât 007 material, however, he adds, âI think swim trunks are the best choice. Theyâre quite a bit roomier, theyâre comfortable and they suit most guys.â
Amanda adds, âWhat guys need to do is stop playing safe and experiment more with bright colours and patterns. Even if theyâre wearing plain trunks, they can have colourful trimmings to brighten it up.â
Student Pradeep Rao sums it up saying, âThe beach is where you go to see and be seen. So get in shape, go shopping and donât forget your sunscr
|by Anonymous||reply 73||03/21/2012|
Spring Break 2012 - Knees! Knees! Knees!
Male college students are wearing shorts that are at or above the knee. The old calf-length board shorts seem limited to junior high and some high school students.
I saw Speedo-clad students at two beachfront hotel pools. They were competing in some swim events. No college males in Speedos on the beach but a few were wearing square cuts.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||03/21/2012|
You can begin by striking thongs, G-strings or mankinis off the list (unless you’re Borat!). Fashion designer Amanda Bachalli advises, “Make your choice based on what you’re going to be doing at the beach. Are you going swimming, playing a sport or just lounging around?” While jammers and briefs are suitable for serious swimming, board shorts are best for surfing and trunks are the most versatile.
Model Acquin Pais tells us, “I usually prefer swim trunks but if I’m going surfing, then the longer board shorts are more comfortable.” Though he’s always in shape for the beach, the model admits, “I wouldn’t wear a pair of speedos. I think celebs like Daniel Craig and John Abraham look great in them but they’re not for everyone.”
|by Anonymous||reply 75||03/21/2012|
I wear just a regular swim trunk to the pool, but when I'm lying in the lounge chair, I hike up the sides for a more full coverage tan. I can't believe my eyes when I see young guys laying out in LONG board shorts and they actually keep tugging the legs DOWN if they happen to ride up above the knee. Why would you want tan lines that begin at the knee?? (I know someone will say, "Why would you want tan lines at all?!" I mean this for people who like to be in the sun...)
|by Anonymous||reply 76||03/22/2012|
It's no different than women wearing a string bikini or a thong- you have to have the body for it or you'll get harpooned.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||03/24/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 78||03/31/2012|
I noticed that someone who had a Speedo blog was made to list it as "adult content." That's really pathetic.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/04/2012|
This is what is known as a "low rise" Speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/04/2012|
Speedo Blog is adult content. Not appropriate for children.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||04/04/2012|
I hate speedos.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/05/2012|
[quote]I hate speedos.
Most people who are 140 lbs. overweight hate speedos, r82. In-shape people like speedos and wish they could wear them without scorn from ugly fat people.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||04/05/2012|
r83, you want to poll most dudes in mainstream America who are fit? You can ask the guys at my gym, at the basketball court, on college football/basketball/lacrosse/soccer teams? I know a lot of very fit young college and military guys (my peers), and none of them wear speedos. In fact, they ridicule them in the sharpest terms. I don't think you know modern American fit males very well.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/05/2012|
I vacation all over Europe and almost every male wears speedos. Any age, any body, any package. No issue at all. If they hide something, they wear a t-shirt to the speedos to hide the beer belly. The longer shorts are a fashion item for the younger guys, but not because of prudish thoughts to hide the bulge. It's hip cause it's American. Utter nonsense, I know.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/05/2012|
But the younger dudes are the cool/hot ones. Why would anyone emulate the uncool dudes with busted bodies?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||04/10/2012|
[quote]I know a lot of very fit young college and military guys (my peers), and none of them wear speedos. In fact, they ridicule them in the sharpest terms. I don't think you know modern American fit males very well.
Of course they ridicule them. That's what they're EXPECTED to do so they just fall in line. The same guys, in a private backyard pool, will be wearing a speedo. You obviously don't know the lemming mindset of modern American fit males.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||04/10/2012|
"In fact, they ridicule them in the sharpest terms."
When you're not around, I'm sure they're ridiculing your ass, so your point is.....?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||04/10/2012|
speedos are not cool, dude
|by Anonymous||reply 89||04/13/2012|
R86 So, I hide my body, because someone looking less fit wears the same swimwear? Nope. Sorry, but Speedos are unpopular in America, because you all have body issues (proven by the growth of this insane plastic surgery industry during the last years). Europe is far more liberal und less uptight in these matters. And I do hope it stays this way.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||04/15/2012|
Board shorts are getting shorter - about three inches above the knee is the latest length on the surfers and in the surf shops. Living in a beach town, I get to see the changing styles so it's nice to see shorter shorts again.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||04/15/2012|
I don't like short shorts on guys. It looks weird and girly. They are only getting short amongst a certain, uh, type of guys, not the large majority.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||04/15/2012|
R92= Eff. Troll who realises the Webby is on to him. Just say it, bitch.
Short shorts on guys who aren't fat says to me they have the confidence not to give a fuck about what advertising/'society' tells them. A recent Fosters beer advert scoots around the issue of whether it's okay for a straight guy to allow his friend rub sunblock onto his back and the 'experts' on the other end say "It's fine but lose the 'budgie smugglers'" i.e. a very clear but coded homophobic message designed to appeal to Neanderthal straight men.
How they got away with that I have no idea. The REAL man wouldn't give a fuck if people saw two buds helping each other out and assumed they were a gay couple.
God I fucking hate advertising.
The fact is, if you're lean and have at least a modicum of definition and are also relatively young looking, break out the trunks or Speedos, because you'll probably look good in them. Board shorts are conservative immature fratboy bullshit, unless you're actually surfing.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||04/15/2012|
Thank you for being the voice of reason, AYB. I'm in love with you more now than ever, LOL.
And R92, the "large majority" of guys of which you speak are out of shape and ugly and look ridiculous in just about anything, so I guess you're throwing yourelf in that max as well, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||04/15/2012|
What r90 said. Most young straight guys in America are way more body conscious now than anyone would like to admit. They like to be covered even in locker rooms.
And you just aren't going to expose that much of your body if you dont like how it looks in the first place. Women have always been like that, and now the men are the same way. Add that to the current clothing style you'll find no one in speedos.
By the time most young guys get over their body consciousness, they are older and not in shape. And most American guys get fat after 25 anyway.
For you, r92:
|by Anonymous||reply 95||04/15/2012|
What do they wear in the DOminican Republic?
|by Anonymous||reply 96||04/28/2012|
"By the time most young guys get over their body consciousness, they are older and not in shape. "
That's called being so hopeless you have no pride in your appearance.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||04/28/2012|
There is this one dude at the gym who wears speedos. He is the same guy that wear tights to lift weights while people roll their eyes at him. People look nervous when he is wearing speedos and avoid him. He is one bold dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||05/03/2012|
pools open in three weeks. how many dudes will wear speedos at your pool?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||05/04/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 100||05/15/2012|
my pool opens this weekend
|by Anonymous||reply 101||05/24/2012|
Speedos were Australian. Google Aussie Rules football. You'll see that even their footballers shorts are cut high. None of that baggy daggy puritan shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||05/24/2012|
The mostly young gays who say that speedos look like female bikini bottoms are so conditioned by the straight mass media that they can't clearly think for themselves even as gay folk. They don't read Maxime but damn Carmen Electra should wear those speedos.
Speedos came into fashion during the unisex craze that started in the 60s up to the mid 1980s. Men and women wearing almost the same thing, gender free clothing, hair styles etc. Sci-fi shows almost always showed the future as being advanced and unisex which was a trending thought back then. Only after decades of conservative culture has the unisex trend disappeared. All men wear blue. All women wear pink. It's an ugly world out there and ain't because of speedos.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||05/25/2012|
Gee, straight men are insecure lemmings.
What a shock!
|by Anonymous||reply 104||05/25/2012|
Looking at the surfers this weekend, it's evident that board shorts cut above the knee are in style.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||05/26/2012|
No body shame here.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/31/2012|
Thong or Speedo?
Which do you prefer?
|by Anonymous||reply 107||05/31/2012|
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|by Anonymous||reply 109||05/31/2012|
I watched a nice fit-fat guy jogging in a wet speedo in Miami this week. I was transfixed on his ass and thighs bouncing up and down, some people just look better in speedos than others
|by Anonymous||reply 110||05/31/2012|
In the ocean
|by Anonymous||reply 111||05/31/2012|
I like the boxer style swimtrunks but I always cut out the inner thing so my big junk can just swing free when I get out of a pool with a semi hard on....the boys just drool...
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/31/2012|
Is that the same couple we see in r109, r111?
|by Anonymous||reply 113||05/31/2012|
Haven't seen any dudes wearing speedos at pool yet. All board shorts and trunks with young dudes.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||06/01/2012|
"Speedos came into fashion during the unisex craze that started in the 60s up to the mid 1980s."
Hmmm, never heard that. I like the distinctions between the sexes including clothing personally.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||06/01/2012|
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|by Anonymous||reply 118||06/06/2012|
They look better when you have a nice ass to fill them up
|by Anonymous||reply 119||06/09/2012|
wow r9, you have some serious issues to overcome...sad
|by Anonymous||reply 120||06/09/2012|
r17...wow just wow
|by Anonymous||reply 121||06/09/2012|
Americans, if you see a dude with a speedo on, snap a pic and let us evaluate the situation.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||06/09/2012|
If it's good enough for Russell...
|by Anonymous||reply 123||06/12/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 124||06/12/2012|
Nice and tight!
|by Anonymous||reply 125||06/12/2012|
The fucking word is "predominant", not "predominate", you fucking imbecile retards. I am SO FUCKING SICK of seeing this everywhere!!! What the fuck is WRONG with people??
|by Anonymous||reply 126||06/12/2012|
What's wrong is that they wear their speedos far too tightly
|by Anonymous||reply 127||06/12/2012|
[quote]Board shorts are conservative immature fratboy bullshit, unless you're actually surfing.
I'm so fucking tired of seeing clones with board shorts hanging below the knees. A muscular thigh is a beautiful thing. Sure beats seeing shaved pube stubble.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||06/12/2012|
[post by racist shit-stain # 2 removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 129||06/12/2012|
IMHO...seems like his bulge was diminished from too much use of steroids.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||06/12/2012|
Nudes are rude
But speedos are neato!
|by Anonymous||reply 131||06/12/2012|
There are many types of speedos and different brands like it now. If you are not insecure then do what you want. I wear one all the time when i swim. I am 29 and quite frankly it is more comfy in the water. Im not the perv for wearing them. you are the perv for staring and making a huge deal of it. if i have to look at camel toe, you can look at a bit of a bulge. and to the hag that said its childish.... i am willing to bet you always wear a pony tale and a dress that covers your whole legs. it is 2012 and its time to get out of others buisness about what and why they do what they do. there is nothing wrong with being comfy and having a good time in the water. Only in America do you find such stupid people to make a huge deal out of stupid things. Were your swimgear proudly men.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||06/13/2012|
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|by Anonymous||reply 134||06/16/2012|
Long shorts and bathing suits are more a result of the influence of black athletes starting with basketball players. Before their influence, everthing had gotten really short through the 70's. Starting in the 80's, blacks had a real aversion to wearing short shorts. Bathing suits just followed that trend.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||06/16/2012|
r135, I agree that African American and urban culture has driven style, especially for men. And for that, I am grateful.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||06/16/2012|
Ugh, not me
|by Anonymous||reply 137||06/16/2012|
[quote]And for that, I am grateful.
Bleech. Oh, hell NO.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||06/16/2012|
r138, those nut huggers were obscene and repulsive. People today can't believe basketball players actually wore those hot pants. They look like chicks.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||06/16/2012|
Today's basketball players look like they're wearing culottes - they're just one degree from wearing a skirt.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||06/16/2012|
That can't be comfortable wearing all of that Frock and fribbery
|by Anonymous||reply 141||06/20/2012|
Damm, that ass @ 134 looks tasty.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||06/20/2012|
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|by Anonymous||reply 145||06/20/2012|
looking good and nasty!
|by Anonymous||reply 146||06/21/2012|
Nice Speedo bulges in some of these photos
|by Anonymous||reply 147||06/22/2012|
I love the hairy guy
|by Anonymous||reply 148||06/22/2012|
r147 that is not a speedo. It is a square cut.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||06/22/2012|
[quote]that is not a speedo. It is a square cut.
While some may be square cut, the page has Speedo styles also. Don't you have a scroll bar on your screen so that you can move down the page?
|by Anonymous||reply 150||06/22/2012|
Check this hose!
|by Anonymous||reply 151||06/22/2012|
Hot day, I see
|by Anonymous||reply 152||06/22/2012|
This guy must have spilled some ice cream on his Speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||06/22/2012|
Whoa, imagine finding him in your backyard
|by Anonymous||reply 154||06/22/2012|
Yank colors with Saudi Air Force plane. Strange photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||06/22/2012|
WTF is that?
|by Anonymous||reply 156||06/22/2012|
Speedo tan lines
|by Anonymous||reply 157||06/23/2012|
"those nut huggers were obscene and repulsive. People today can't believe basketball players actually wore those hot pants. They look like chicks."
This post reeks of homophobia, sexism and every kind of prudish and provincial impulse that the '70s, had we done them properly, would have banished to history's dustbin.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||06/23/2012|
One of those tree hugging people
|by Anonymous||reply 159||06/24/2012|
sorry but you lost, r158
|by Anonymous||reply 160||06/24/2012|
some guys have more to keep in their speedo than others
|by Anonymous||reply 161||06/24/2012|
Not one speedo yet at my complex pool. Not even the non-Americans. Cool.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||07/01/2012|
Well, the Future history of the speedo lies in . . . .Russia!
I just finished an article in this month's National Geographic about Russian Dachas (summer vacation cottages) and their Dachniki. This is all likely translated but here it goes:
"A word about the dacha dress code: For Men: Speedos, sometimes paired with rubber boots. "Why do Russian men wear Speedos?'I don't know, but it is truly Russian,' Says Melissa Caldwell, a social anthropologist at the U of Cali, Santa Cruz. 'I once almost had to burn my eyes after walking through a park in St. Petersburg and encountering what seemed like thousands of middle-aged men sunbathing in their Speedos')"
|by Anonymous||reply 163||07/02/2012|
Cool r162? Sounds more like middle America boring.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||07/02/2012|
r164, not wearing speedos is not synonymous with boring. good taste, yes, but not boring.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||07/02/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 166||07/02/2012|
There is a dude who wears a speedo on American Ninja. He is portrayed as doing it as a joke and the announcers are clearly creeped out by his wearing it on the show.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||07/09/2012|
New speedo sighting
|by Anonymous||reply 168||07/10/2012|
During the sandbar 4th of July sequence in Magic Mike, most of the strippers were wearing jams (except Alex Rodriguez, who wears a European-cut swimsuit). I imagined all the middleaged & elderly DLers who post endlessly here (& on threads like this) howling impotently in fury during that scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||07/10/2012|
jams are ugly
|by Anonymous||reply 170||07/10/2012|
PROVO, Utah -- A Utah police officer fired for dropping his pants and flaunting a green Speedo during a "Princess and the Frog" skit at a school is getting his job back.
Cody Harris filed an appeal after he was dismissed from his position as a Provo school resource officer in May. The Provo Civil Service Commission decided Wednesday that Harris should be reinstated.
Provo police said in an email that the department still backs its initial decision to fire Harris, but it will honor the commission's decision.
Harris was dismissed after Provo police said he removed his pants to show off the Speedo-style suit and made inappropriate gestures and comments while a group of female students were nearby.
Harris will receive training to work in the patrol division.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||07/13/2012|
Saw two square-cut Speedos at the beach yesterday.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||07/16/2012|
saw a normal speedo at the pool today - hot muscle bear too
|by Anonymous||reply 173||07/16/2012|
Looks better than board shorts.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||07/16/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 175||07/16/2012|
Olympian shows off his newest Speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||07/24/2012|
Well, I was surfing on the net and I came to this topic...what is the matter in the US to wear short shorts or speedos? I am Italian and I always wear speedos. I feel much more free and it dryes very quickly. A lot of men here wear them without all this concern...isn't this a bit childish? Masculinity is not about what you wear, is about how you are...of course, you need to have a fit body and good legs to wear speedos...otherwise girls would just laugh at you!
|by Anonymous||reply 177||08/13/2012|
Yes, you Europeans are so enlightened. I especially enjoy the intellect evinced by your former Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and his 'bunga bunga' parties.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||08/13/2012|
Tom Daley, reigning King of all Speedos!
|by Anonymous||reply 179||08/13/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 180||10/25/2012|
Moon over Miami
|by Anonymous||reply 181||10/25/2012|
For those who "just want this thread to die."
Suck on it!
|by Anonymous||reply 182||01/15/2013|
I met the guy who designed speedos once. He complimented me on the colour combination of my outfit. He told me he did design speedos, but I didn't know it was him so I brushed him off. I later on saw a picture of him in a local newspaper.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||01/15/2013|
American men are more self-conscious about their bodies than anyone outside the Arab world
|by Anonymous||reply 184||01/15/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 185||06/04/2013|
The best part about having to watch those Jacques Cousteau shows when I was a boy was getting to see the bearded, trim helpers and divers in their speedos. Sigh.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||06/04/2013|
That Australian lifeguard is hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||06/06/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 188||06/06/2013|
[quote]guys who wear speedos should just complete the picture and wear bikini tops because they are already wear bikini bottoms. Dudes look best wearing masculine, boxy/square cut trunks or board shorts, not a feminine bikini cut.
I disagree with R9.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||06/06/2013|
Asses of death.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||06/06/2013|
A better way to wear a Speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||06/06/2013|
When I hear Speedo, I think of Judge Reardon, the Speedo-wearing lunatic judge on [italic]Justified[/italic].
|by Anonymous||reply 192||06/06/2013|
[quote]guys who wear speedos should just complete the picture and wear bikini tops because they are already wear bikini bottoms.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||06/07/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 195||06/07/2013|
Somebody forgot to wear his speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||06/11/2013|
I read a swim blog and the author went through a phase when he kept going on about how boys wouldn't go into swimming because of having to wear Speedos and the associations with them. He's gay-friendly though, but was highlighting how American males have hang ups about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||06/11/2013|
r197, it is true. I think the decline of swimming as a sport (not just recreation) is linked to its association with men wearing speedos. Even women mock men in speedos.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||06/11/2013|
nice speedo bulge
|by Anonymous||reply 199||06/12/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 200||06/13/2013|
On my knees in the sand in front of those guys in R190 photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||06/13/2013|
R199 is that a flashlight in your speedo or are you just glad to see me?
|by Anonymous||reply 202||06/13/2013|
The only dude at my complex wearing a speedo is over 70. Unreal.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||06/18/2013|
Most Italian men wear Speedos on the beach.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||06/18/2013|
European men are not as beefy (muscle or fat) as American men. They don't have as developed bods.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||06/20/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 210||07/22/2013|
Square-cut Speedos are making a comeback at Carib island beaches.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||07/24/2013|
square cuts are not called speedos
|by Anonymous||reply 212||07/24/2013|
R209 is perfect
|by Anonymous||reply 213||07/24/2013|
[quote]square cuts are not called speedos
Square cuts are called Speedos when they're made by the Speedo company. Google "Speeedo square cut" and don't come back until you've earned your G.E.D.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||07/25/2013|
I like speedo style suits, I've never understood the American disdain for them. Silly body issues I guess. Sad that American culture has given men a complex.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||07/25/2013|
If All men wore them it would not be an issue
|by Anonymous||reply 216||07/25/2013|
American men didn't wear Speedos; they (in the 50's and 60's) wore thigh-high trunks and/or higher-thigh fitted swim trunks.
But never without support, as Speedos lack.
Europe, now, ......
|by Anonymous||reply 217||07/25/2013|
r215, no it's mostly because most Americans think that speedos are cut too much like women's swimwear, ie, bikinis and therefore are not masculine/manly. It is the same reason why most young/youngish American men ridicule briefs as "tight whities."
|by Anonymous||reply 218||07/25/2013|
Women ridicule speedo wearers even more than men. Chicks hate speedos.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||07/25/2013|
why the fuck would I care about that?
|by Anonymous||reply 220||07/25/2013|
Also, in the United States, it does not help their reputation that almost all of the men Americans see wearing them are European or flamboyantly, overtly feminine. It is not a good image for getting American men to follow suit.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||07/25/2013|
they can get the fuck over themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||07/25/2013|
Speak for yourself, r222.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||07/25/2013|
I meant r219!
|by Anonymous||reply 224||07/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 225||07/25/2013|
No SPEEDOS allowed. This is America.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||07/30/2013|
I saw two speedos at the beach yesterday. Both men were in good shape. There were several squarecuts also. Smaller swimsuits are making a comeback in the U.S.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||07/30/2013|
I word "speedo" has become a joke in and of itself. You say the word and people snicker and roll their eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||08/02/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 230||08/15/2013|
Only one week left at the pool, and still haven't seen one dude in a speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||08/24/2013|
Not one guy in speedos all summer.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||09/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 233||09/09/2013|
David Duchovny said he regrets wearing a red Speedo in the pilot episode of "The X-Files" during an appearance in New York with former co-star Gillian Anderson.
ADVERTISEMENT The two actors appeared Saturday night at the Paley Center for Media in New York to discuss the show, which celebrated the 20th anniversary of its debut last month, The Wall Street Journal reported Sunday.
Anderson said she was told she won the role of FBI Special Agent Dana Scully on a Thursday and by Saturday she and Duchovny were in Vancouver filming the pilot.
Duchovny said the show's creator, Chris Carter, wanted him to wear swimming trunks in the episode.
"I said nobody swims in boardshorts," so he wore his own Speedo. "I have regretted it ever since."
Anderson said she and Duchovny were often in bad moods when they had promotional photo shoots for the series because of the intense filming schedule required to produce two dozen episodes per season.
The shoots were held on weekends and "it was all day and that's your one moment off," Duchovny added.
"We were doing interviews every week," Anderson added, saying they didn't realize the popularity of the series until the third season.
Read more at
|by Anonymous||reply 234||10/17/2013|
In order for speedos to be acceptable in America, you have to have role model macho dudes wearing it, such as football/basketball players and hip hop artists. It would take a macho revamp too, perhaps masculinizing the cut somewhat.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||11/01/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 238||12/04/2013|
How odd that R212, R228, R230, R231, R232, R235, R238 apparently hates Speedos and wants to ban them, yet he keeps posting in and bumping up this thread!
|by Anonymous||reply 239||12/04/2013|
Totally on point OP. Many respondents prove (and the German's) your point.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||12/04/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 242||01/25/2014|
Not wanting speedos is one of saddest things about modern life.
The body should be celebrated in all its glory not hidden by by square cut board shorts,with everyone calling everyone else dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||01/25/2014|
Great post, r243!
|by Anonymous||reply 244||01/27/2014|
Stretched out blue one.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||02/11/2014|
Speedo is a brand. You can buy styles that are not the classic "Speedo" … square-cuts, board shorts, jams, even towels. But the nylon brief cannot be beat! Anyone looking good and in good shape looks good in them. Just don't go for one too tight. I like the brief with the 3" side panel. The 1" is just gross, makes you look all dick. No need for that. The water polo model is great, too. Often you can get a good deal from the company, on sale, the odd color combos and prints that didn't sell through last season.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||02/11/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 248||02/14/2014|
swim time is here
|by Anonymous||reply 249||05/16/2014|
I've seen several speedos on the beach recently. Board shorts seem to be gone. But the swim shorts still reach almost to the knee (better than the silly ankle length from several years ago).
|by Anonymous||reply 250||05/16/2014|
Bartender at Fire Island Pines.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||05/16/2014|
Just a bit more than a speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||05/16/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 253||05/16/2014|
Up on the roof
|by Anonymous||reply 254||05/16/2014|
Are you guys allowed to wear loose swimming shorts in the swimming pools in the US? I went swimming the first time for over 10 years earlier this year as part of my physiotherapy in public spa that also had many big swimming pools. I was wearing my loose Adidas swim board shorts and after just a minute in the pool a lifeguard/employee came to tell me that loose shorts are not allowed.
I tried to protest that they are swim shorts made especially for swimming but no, I couldn't wear them. Apparently the machinery that cleans the water get easily clogged by the wrong kind of fibres so you can only use tight trunks that are made of spandex or whatever that material is called. I had to rent a pair and there were only two kinds of trunks available: speedos or tight swim trunks.
I'm always amused by the hate speedos or tight trunks get from the American guys when here they are the only thing we are allowed to wear in the pools. I'm certainly not complaining because all the men wear tight trunks. It's a bulge fest.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||05/16/2014|
I LOVE a hot guy in a speedo!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 256||05/16/2014|
[quote]Are you guys allowed to wear loose swimming shorts in the swimming pools in the US?
Yes. Unless it's a swimming meet, guys will be in long, loose swim suits.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||05/16/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 258||05/16/2014|
Interesting thread, with a clear generational divide.
It's not surprising to me that the rightward shift in American politics since Reagan brought about the corresponding increase in social conservatism that I see here. In fact socially conservative sloganeering is what Reagan used to bring the country to the right in accordance with the interests of the business lobby.
Other points come to mind but I'll leave it here, except to say, I suspect all DLers against speedos here are from the Reagan generation and after.
Boardshorts are beach and swimwear that says No 'mo.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||05/16/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 261||05/18/2014|
water polo team
|by Anonymous||reply 262||05/18/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 264||05/20/2014|
This is how to wear a Speedo
|by Anonymous||reply 265||05/20/2014|
My body is ready for caftans
|by Anonymous||reply 266||05/20/2014|
Speed-NO! Girls ban budgie smugglers on the beach
MEN, it's time to give your skimpy Speedos to the nearest Oxfam! Budgie smugglers are officially a fashion faux pas as two-thirds of women say they prefer guys in swim shorts, according to a study by travel agent On The Beachight and barely-there swimwear in a big fashion NO this summer.
An overwhelming 98% of British women would prefer their men not to wear snug Speedos during their holiday, according to a study conducted by travel agent On The Beach.
The survey of 1,500 British holidaymakers revealed that only 2% of girls would like to see their men sporting tiny pants on the beach, with two-thirds choosing swim shorts as their preferred option.
However, 13% said they would rather see their man wearing the more tight-fitting swimming trunks.
Alistair Daly, chief marketing officer at On the Beach, says: "We often see pictures of celebrity men wearing tight-fitting Speedos on holiday but our survey suggests that girls are not keen on their partners doing the same!"
|by Anonymous||reply 267||06/19/2014|
Speedo = around the butt nut hut
|by Anonymous||reply 268||06/19/2014|
I am often embarassed seeing a man wearing speedos. Your eyes automatically go to the crotch area. Worse sight, European men, fat, hairy, wearing tight swim wear. If one is an exhibitionist, well speedo would no doubt be your choice of beach apparel.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||06/19/2014|
Hell, you may as well just wear jeans at the beach.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||06/19/2014|
nice jeans bro
|by Anonymous||reply 271||06/19/2014|
The guy on the left represents,for me,the ideal length and fit for swimming attire...it's classic and unfussy.
All the others make it seem the wearer is going for a "look".
|by Anonymous||reply 272||06/19/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 273||06/21/2014|
I like the black square cut - and the guy wearing it.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||06/22/2014|
I prefer speedos
|by Anonymous||reply 275||06/22/2014|
Nice speedo tan line on Tom Berdych.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||06/26/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 277||06/26/2014|
[quote]Why would guys want to wear something that resembles a female bikini
I don't know, why would women want to ware something as masculine as pants? Might as well let your upper lip hair grow and stop shaving your pits.
Real ladies wear dresses, men wear pants. Lesbians exempt of course.
After all, the only women in history that wore pants were either gay or wanted to be precised as men.
|by Anonymous||reply 278||06/26/2014|
[quote]officially a fashion faux pas as two-thirds of women say they prefer guys in swim shorts
100 % of men is the UAE prefer their women in a black full lenght Burka.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||06/26/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 281||06/28/2014|
It would be nice if people like R280 would take a moment to learn how to post a photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||06/28/2014|
when I was in college, I got some kind of urinary tract infection that lasted a few weeks and I lost, like, 10-12 lbs.
I kept it off for about 3 months, but that was the only time in my life I could wear and look good in a Speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||06/28/2014|
This is how to wear a Speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||07/04/2014|
Several Speedo squarecuts on the beach yesterday.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||07/05/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 286||07/05/2014|
Love r284's photo! That IS how you wear a speedo!
|by Anonymous||reply 287||07/07/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 288||07/07/2014|
speedos need to be worn
|by Anonymous||reply 289||07/07/2014|
During a trip to Louisville, gay adult film star Jessie Colter visited the recently re-opened Kentucky Kingdom. Jessie, like myself, tends to opt for the shorter side of men's swimwear. Upon arrival at the park, Colter was allegedly informed that his briefs were acceptable for wear at the park.
However during his stay at the park, Jessie was allegedly approached by a LMPD officer asking that he leave the park or face arrest. According to this article, a "LMPD officer allegedly approached Jessie, called him ‘queer’ and threatened him with arrest, for wearing Speedo swimwear. 'He informed me that several Public Safety Officers from the park had warned [me], which is 100% false,' Colter added."
Colter did decide to leave the park, and no official complaints against the park have been filed. Kentucky Kingdom has been contacted for a statement, but at time of publication I have not received a reply. This story will be updated once I do receive word from their team.
Kentucky Kingdom does outline a dress code on their site, which in summation gives them the right to refuse anyone for a suit the do not deem to be fit their standards.
"Guests must wear shirts and shoes at all times while at Kentucky Kingdom, except when inside the Hurricane Bay water park. Proper swimming attire is required at Hurricane Bay. For their own safety, guests may not swim in cut-offs or other clothing with rivets, zippers, or buckles. Kentucky Kingdom is a family-friendly theme park and reserves the right to determine whether a guest’s attire is appropriate."
While there has been no response from Kentucky Kingdom a local twitter user does seem to corroborate Jessie's story.
As a gay man that grew up in the area, I have received my fair share of hate and discrimination because of my sexual orientation. 4th Street Live's dress code is a prime example of a double standard: women are practically allowed to wear whatever they chose, but a man can not wear a tank top, low cut shirts, or shorts that are too short. Granted, I understand it's within the establishment's rights to put forth a dress code policy, but why the double standard? Why is it ok for women to show off their bodies, but when a man does it we are asked to leave or put on more clothing?
A Speedo may be a little out of place at Kentucky Kingdom, but at the end of the day ask yourself if it's out of place because it's inappropriate or because we, here in Kentucky, have made it taboo? Sound off in the comments, or feel free to hit me up on Twitter, @TheKenGent. I'd love to hear your take on all this.
UPDATE [July 10th]: Kentucky Kingdom office has reached out, and will be in contact tomorrow in regards to a statement
|by Anonymous||reply 290||07/11/2014|
Where's Richard Armitage?
|by Anonymous||reply 291||07/11/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 292||07/11/2014|
What? No pictures of Neil Patrick Harris in a speedo?
|by Anonymous||reply 293||07/11/2014|
Is it the suit? Or, what's in it?
|by Anonymous||reply 294||07/11/2014|
Who said that men don't wear pink?
|by Anonymous||reply 295||07/11/2014|
Do the tats work? Or, non?
|by Anonymous||reply 296||07/11/2014|
This is cute little number.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||07/11/2014|
From the back.
|by Anonymous||reply 298||07/11/2014|
From the side.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||07/11/2014|
I'll take two, please.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||07/11/2014|
Hmm... I don't know... What does it look like from the back?
|by Anonymous||reply 301||07/11/2014|
It doesn't "grab" me.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||07/11/2014|
YASSS!!! Me, likey!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 303||07/11/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 304||07/11/2014|
How I define a little black dress...
|by Anonymous||reply 305||07/11/2014|
[quote]Speedos should be illegal. The only guys who wear them in the U.S. are creepy exhibitionists are prancing effeminates. As one chick said, guys who wear speedos should just complete the picture and wear bikini tops because they are already wear bikini bottoms. Dudes look best wearing masculine, boxy/square cut trunks or board shorts, not a feminine bikini cut.
Well! Smell her! ...carrying around a bit of extra poundage, honey?
|by Anonymous||reply 306||07/11/2014|
r306, a dude wrote that.
|by Anonymous||reply 307||07/11/2014|
If he's hot in a jock, I'm sure he's just as hot in a g-string.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||07/11/2014|
I'll take it!
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This works too!
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[quote]I'm American and a lot of my guys my age prefer trunks and board shorts, not because they have body shame, but because it looks masculine. Speedos and short shorts and tight pants are perceived as feminine and gay.
I say bullshit to this! 80-98 degree weather, and you're walking around in board shorts? American men have simply become puritanical. You see it in the gym locker rooms where you have all the towel dancers. If straight men have become so afraid of their bodies being looked upon by a possible gay man then they are the ones with the issues.
Somewhere in this thread Black guys are mentioned, and from what I've seen at the beach this is very true. I've seen a number of Black guys wearing cargo pants, a tank top, or T-shirt, who jump into the ocean wearing all of that. They don't even take off their shirts! This is nothing but body shaming, or afraid of being perceived as gay. Just stupid!
Now... the Black girls on the other hand, wear it all, and some of them SHOULDN'T be wearing what they are wearing! But, good for them! You're there to enjoy the beach.
|by Anonymous||reply 311||07/11/2014|
I guess it depends who is wearing the g-string.
|by Anonymous||reply 312||07/11/2014|
How can you NOT like speedos?
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|by Anonymous||reply 314||07/11/2014|
So, this guy doesn't look bad in a speedo. I wish Will Smith was wearing one!
|by Anonymous||reply 315||07/11/2014|
You all realize that about 18 of the last 20 posts are from the same fixated loon, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 316||07/11/2014|
So what of it R316? I never tried to hide it. I'm just keeping the thread a rolling. Anyone is more than welcomed to chime in with their point of view. I tell ya... some of you are just the epitome of the gay stereotype.
|by Anonymous||reply 317||07/11/2014|
You can't put Speedo on an Expando body.
|by Anonymous||reply 318||07/11/2014|
Thanks for keeping it going R317.
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Oh! R323!!! Where did that one come from? I like that suit, and would buy it for myself!
|by Anonymous||reply 324||07/19/2014|
Americans are turning more against speedos than ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 325||07/19/2014|
R325 And more over wight, there is a connection.
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|by Anonymous||reply 328||07/19/2014|
This is how to wear a Speedo.
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|by Anonymous||reply 332||07/20/2014|
Would you turn down this Speedo wearer?
|by Anonymous||reply 333||07/21/2014|
Black and white
|by Anonymous||reply 334||07/21/2014|
Better than board shorts.
|by Anonymous||reply 335||07/21/2014|
You can get arrested for wearing those Pervy things in the US
|by Anonymous||reply 336||07/23/2014|
what is the site that fraus discuss soccer players in the UK?
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|by Anonymous||reply 338||07/24/2014|
R333 absolutely not! hot hunk!
|by Anonymous||reply 339||07/24/2014|
Women hate dudes in speedos, while means dudes hate speedos.
|by Anonymous||reply 340||07/24/2014|
R340, your comment makes no sense. Anyway...from what I could understand of your posting, you must have forgotten that you're on a gay chat site. Who cares what women hate or like?
But, if women do hate men in speedos it can only be because of the attention that "their" guy is getting. Look... if you have a great body, whether you be a man or a woman, you're going to get attention. I'm as gay as the sky is blue, but I have seen women with drop-dead gorgeous bodies, who wear wearing bikinis, who have caused even me to stop, and go WOW! If you got the body, SHOW IT!!!
This reminds me of a guy in my gym. Cute, quiet, "boy next door" type. Think "geek" or "dork" in a nice way. Ya know...the Sears catalogue look. Well honeys, you wouldn't know it by the way he dresses, but when he is in his underwear...(I'm having palpitations already), Armani, Gregg Homme, Andrew Christian, to name what I have seen...and he looks GREAT, and he is HOT as hell!!!
He reminds me of that old cliche; "Be a lady in the streets, but be a whore in the bedroom!" WHEW!!! That boy is hot!!!
Anyway...if you've got the body, then show it! I hate seeing these good looking guys in those gawd-awful board trunks. It's too hot for all of that clothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 341||07/24/2014|
...and one more thing. If you're not looking at least half way decent in a speedo, a square cut, or just a nice mid thigh trunk, ya know..."he's alright, but if he loses 5-10 pounds, he'll be a knockout" then its time to push the plate away from the table, and get to the gym!
Not everyone needs to look like the guy in the link. That's all way too much work! But, we all can be height/weight proportionate!
|by Anonymous||reply 342||07/24/2014|
Damn he's sexy r342
|by Anonymous||reply 343||07/26/2014|
That's a nice Speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 344||07/26/2014|
R343, the point is that the fact that most Women ridicule men in speedos has a huge effect on prevailing attitudes towards speedos in America, wherever the sexual orientation or gender. I don't think it is because women are jealous of the attention men theoretically would get in speedos. After all, women love to see buff shirtless men showing off ripped abs and huge biceps. Moreover, you don't wear underwear in public, so there is no Concern for jealously, but young women sure do lampoon men who wear bikini briefs or tighty whitie brief underwear. I think people just think men in speedos are creepy exhibitionists, or, very feminine. That is the public mainstream perception of men who wear speedos domestically. American Men, straight and gay, usually avoid speedos because they associate it with public exhibitionism, foreigners, creepiness, or feminine males. Until they no longer have that association, they will remain very unpopular in this country.
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R344 is FANTASTIC!
|by Anonymous||reply 346||07/26/2014|
My real name is MISTER EARL!
|by Anonymous||reply 347||07/26/2014|
and of course with speedos one must remember the SPF!
|by Anonymous||reply 348||07/26/2014|
A recent survey showed that Americans and Brits are the most uptight about wearing Speedos. Apparently, they're embarrassed about showing their cock in public. LOL. What a bunch of uptight twats!
|by Anonymous||reply 349||07/26/2014|
R349, what type of person is okay with showing their genitals in public?
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OO, OO, OOOOO, I know R350!!! What is a ...NUDIST!
|by Anonymous||reply 351||07/26/2014|
R345 summed it up perfectly.
|by Anonymous||reply 352||07/26/2014|
So, women laugh at him R352, and R345? Okay...
|by Anonymous||reply 353||07/26/2014|
I get lots of laughs looking at this guy...
|by Anonymous||reply 354||07/26/2014|
Even Mr. Armani likes a speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 355||07/26/2014|
This guy just has me rolling all over the floor in fits of laughter.
|by Anonymous||reply 356||07/26/2014|
Oh, those silly boys!
|by Anonymous||reply 357||07/26/2014|
Luke 16:15 says in part 'what is highly esteemed among men is an abomination in he sight of God.' Since being elegantly clothed is more highly esteemed than is being merely well dressed; and being well dressed is more highly esteemed than is being poorly clothed; and even being poorly clothed is more highly esteemed than is being unclothed, being naked must be more acceptable in God's sight than is being well clothed. Therefore, if speedos should be outlawed it should only be after board shorts and all other swimwear offering more coverage than speedos have been outlawed.
|by Anonymous||reply 358||07/26/2014|
[quote]You can get arrested for wearing those Pervy things in the US
That's actually true in some parts of the country. It religious extremists gone amuck!
[quote]A recent survey showed that Americans and Brits are the most uptight about wearing Speedos. Apparently, they're embarrassed about showing their cock in public. LOL. What a bunch of uptight twats!
and that's such a shame in this day and age. I have noticed that it is the young who are acting like this. I see these young guys wearing a tank top under a T-Shirt. Really? It's just too damn HOT for all of that clothing! You don't have to have the "perfect" body to wear a speedo. Many men, who are height, and weight, proportioned look very sexy in them. A man wearing a speedo tells me that he is comfortable with his body, and sexuality. I wouldn't kick this guy in the link out of bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 359||07/27/2014|
Or this one.
|by Anonymous||reply 360||07/27/2014|
Or, even him. ...but I'm known to be a slut.
|by Anonymous||reply 361||07/27/2014|
There are dudes here in Miami that jog in a speedo on the beach. Latino dudes with thick brown asses and muscled chests. This thread might get me to go speedo watching today, lucky me!
|by Anonymous||reply 362||07/27/2014|
Muscle slut shirt, and speedo!
|by Anonymous||reply 363||07/27/2014|
Now, THIS is when we begin to run into problems. But hey! good for him!!!If he feels comfortable, and confident, wear it papi!
|by Anonymous||reply 364||07/27/2014|
Another no bueno, but hey... for some this works.
|by Anonymous||reply 365||07/27/2014|
It's all about the abs. Mmph!
|by Anonymous||reply 366||07/27/2014|
green speedo, nice pecs
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|by Anonymous||reply 369||07/27/2014|
Is that a thong tanline on France?
|by Anonymous||reply 370||07/27/2014|
Army guy is ready to play.
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btw, comparing the fashions between the U.S., Europe, and Eastern Europe, I had to check out very recent beach photos of a formerly Eastern European country that's now part of the West and is in Northern Europe.
The conclusion is,
The size of men's shorts is inversely proportional to their age.
— aka the older the shorter, the younger the longer (and usually better-looking :).
But rarely do boardish shorts go past the knee, like they often do in the U.S.
So, for people who are conscious that their bodies are out of shape or more, but who stil want to go on a beach, then board shorts are perfect.
Truth to tell, speedos only look great guys on who are in good shape.
|by Anonymous||reply 373||07/27/2014|
This is what to wear to a pool party.
|by Anonymous||reply 374||07/27/2014|
R374 If you look like most of the guys in that picture, the appropriate thing to wear would be your birthday suit.
|by Anonymous||reply 375||07/27/2014|
A brother in speedo, the rarest specimen of them all!
Looks like he needs extra crotch room...
|by Anonymous||reply 376||07/27/2014|
Is anyone up for an invasion of Upper Arlington?
|by Anonymous||reply 377||07/27/2014|
Rod Stewart. Not bad...
|by Anonymous||reply 378||07/27/2014|
Older daddy in a speedo. Not bad!
|by Anonymous||reply 379||07/27/2014|
Mark Damon. Not bad!
|by Anonymous||reply 380||07/27/2014|
Yes sir! It's about the abs!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 381||07/27/2014|
One wonders what a caftan made by Speedo would look like. That I would wear...
|by Anonymous||reply 382||07/27/2014|
I actually own these too in red.
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Ahnold again. Still, not bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 385||07/27/2014|
WHOA! R376! HOT!!!
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|by Anonymous||reply 388||07/27/2014|
There is nothing remotely feminine about speedos. Masculine and feminine guys both wear them. It's the guy who might make them appear feminine, not the article of clothing itself.
There is absolutely nothing hotter on a well built guy in my opinion.
Next we'll be hearing that masculine guys only wear boxer shorts too. Pathetic.
|by Anonymous||reply 389||07/27/2014|
Comments from the net:
-This last one’s for you, fellas. If you’re on vacation in Europe or competing in a swim meet, you’ll fit right in wearing a Speedo. Otherwise, give us a break and keep a little more of yourself to yourself with swim trunks that won’t make us blush when we look your way. Rod Stewart hasn’t exactly been rocking the Speedo look all these years. (personally, I think Rod looks great!)
-Perhaps those of us who wear Speedo style swimwear do it for OUR comfort and don’t care what others think. Less is more when swimming or wearing wet cloth on our body. Get over it.
-I find that people complain not so much about the speedo but the figure of the man wearing it. It's this odd societal attitude that wearing exposing clothing is a privilege for skinny people only.
-I wouldn't be seen dead wearing speedos/swim briefs. I imagine my mum had me wearing that type when I was little. But now? Good grief no. I have not been swimming in a while, but I seem to remember most chaps wearing swimming shorts. When they say Europe - I don't think they are including the UK I don't think you will find many e.g's of average men wearing swim briefs on British beaches... (fat turd)
-Men in long swim trunks = THIS year’s fad. Ever see a tan line that stops at the waist and doesn’t begin again until the knees? NOT pretty… or handsome. I notice that it’s not a man writing this; how would you (or any other woman) like to be told that you should wear a swimsuit that covers most of your thighs?
-I would not be caught dead wearing the droopy dorky drawers that most American insecure idiots were. When I go to the beach I want to be comfortable and enjoy the sun on my skin. Why do American's feel its ok for women to wear normal swimwear but expect guys to wear these ridiculous long johns.
-If I look as great as Rod when I'm his age, I would wear a Speedo. And I'm female.
-I've gotten speedos as a joke gift, but the joke was on the jokee as I wore them out when we went to the beach. I've always been 160 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal...
-Hey, Liz, if you like trunks, wear them yourself. It's like trying to swim in a parachute. I prefer skinny-dipping myself; but I wouldn't want to make you blush. That's another beach no-no.
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I agree R389! Does this guy look feminine?
|by Anonymous||reply 392||07/27/2014|
Or, this guy?
|by Anonymous||reply 393||07/27/2014|
Or,even this guy?
|by Anonymous||reply 394||07/27/2014|
...and then you have this! Why wear anything?
|by Anonymous||reply 395||07/28/2014|
In the States, speedos are extremely unpopular because of who wears them. The men who wear them are usually way out of shape, older, or very uh, unmanly. If football players, hip hop artist, or Marines wore them, they might be more popular. But the strong stigma against them is tied to the unpopular group of men who wear them.
|by Anonymous||reply 396||07/28/2014|
Says it all...
|by Anonymous||reply 397||07/28/2014|
I work out intensely 5 days a week, including lifting, 45 minutes of cardio and swimming. I follow a high protein, lo-carb diet. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs, prescription or otherwise.
If I want to wear a Speedo when I swim or go to the beach(and I do), that's my prerogative and I don't give a flying fuck what some prissy cunt(male or female) thinks about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 398||07/28/2014|
R398, can I feel up your ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 399||07/28/2014|
WOW! Speedo; Muscle Slut shirt; ...I wonder if he bottoms?
|by Anonymous||reply 400||07/28/2014|
Sorry, but wearing speedos will never be accepted in America. It is too associated with feminine guys.
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|by Anonymous||reply 402||07/28/2014|
[quote]Sorry, but wearing speedos will never be accepted in America
Yes, you are sorry. Speedos are worn by thousands of swim teams in high schools, colleges, and YMCAs all across America. Pull your head out of the sand for once and look around.
|by Anonymous||reply 403||07/28/2014|
When you have the body...
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|by Anonymous||reply 405||07/28/2014|
R403, but that is in the restricted environment of a sports uniform in a formal activity. You hear male swimmers on teams commonly object to wearing speedos, and many opine that swimming would be more popular in the US if its competitive swimmers did not wear speedos. Moreover, it is not like non competitive casual swimmers wear speedos in America. Guys only wear them when forced by competitive rules, and then, often very begrudgingly.
|by Anonymous||reply 406||07/29/2014|
Really? I know competitive (or formerly so) swimmers and I've never heard that.
|by Anonymous||reply 407||07/29/2014|
Here's a woman that doesn't like men in speedos. However, I think it's more like someone is worried she may not be able to contain her own excitement, therefore fearful of seeing men in the things.
No! Keep those Speedos off American men!
By Jamesetta M. Walker The Virginian-Pilot © July 9, 2013 A response to Simon Doonan's Slate column, "Why Are Guys Afraid to Wear Speedos?"
OF ALL THE THINGS to organize a pro-movement about, the wearing of Speedos in the United States should be the last.
It's a Euro-Mediterranean thing, an underground fetish. That's where it needs to stay.
If I were to go to the Oceanfront and see waves of men in Speedos, I might not ever go to the beach again.
First, the Speedo throng is not likely to be full of calendar-worthy beefcakes. It overwhelmingly would include flabby, gorilla-hairy dudes. I'm not just saying that. Statistics on American obesity bear me out.
OK, stats might not back up the gorilla-hairy part, but I'm sure you can imagine how it would be based on what we've already seen.
Second, men, good manners dictate consciousness of your junk. Some stuff is meant only for your mama or your mate to know about.
That's not stopping guys of all shapes and sizes from taking to the Web and to the waters to strut their stuff in some supposed backlash against board shorts. There's a Tumblr page and a Facebook site dedicated to encouraging guys to wear Speedos. The mission on the Facebook page proclaims "the Speedo is coming back to stay!"
Not in the good ol' U.S. of A.
I polled 10 American men on whether they'd wear a Speedo. The age spread was mid-30s to early 60s. The majority appear to be exceptionally fit.
Their reactions ranged from a terse "No," to a shake of the head with that "you must be crazy" look, to a profanity-laced diatribe about indecency.
To his initial "No," one mature fella added this caveat: He'd wear one under the condition that a bet was involved and that he got paid handsomely.
I hope no one bets him. He has children who have to live in this country.
I asked one of the more cosmopolitan men why he wouldn't wear one, and I got a lengthy explanation about how "that's just not what men are supposed to do." A man's business should not be on display.
I concur. And neither should a woman's, for that matter.
I can't think of one good reason to publicly cavort wearing a Spandex patch.
If one is about to dive in and swim competitively, I guess he needs the advantage of a Speedo. Otherwise, what's the attraction of frolicking in male briefs two sizes too small?
Please don't tell me.
No, wait... narcissism, perhaps?
Go ahead, put yourself on display. Just don't go too far in Virginia Beach. A thong-style Speedo could land you in jail, according to city code section 22-10 - no exposed pubic area or buttocks.
I'm not getting my tankini in a twist about it. On a bright, summer day chill'axing, one should look like whatever kind of fool he desires.
In America, if we see you coming in a Speedo, we will clear the beach for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 408||07/30/2014|
The Doonan article:
Why Are Guys Afraid to Wear Speedos? American men need to get over their Freudian fear of showing off their junk.
|by Anonymous||reply 409||07/30/2014|
[quote]Here's a woman that doesn't like men in speedos.
WHO, WHO, you stupid twat!
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OOPS! No clothes!
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To each his own R417. But, that's a hot ass there!
|by Anonymous||reply 418||07/30/2014|
If ya think, dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 419||07/31/2014|
I think he's tremendous
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|by Anonymous||reply 421||08/01/2014|
-Great .....a story on men's irrational fear of speedos and a slide show of women in string bikinis.
-It's a generational thing. My generation of males had no problem wearing tight jeans, shorts, or swim suits that left little to the imagination in the 1960s-80s. Today's "men" are little more than overgrown children to chicken to display what they've got yet love it when their generation's women wear skin-tight clothes. Hypocrites. The ladies are waiting for you to pull up you saggy, shapeless drawers, boys. Stop dressing like 5-year olds.
-I think the real fear is that visible junk may be construed as perverted behavior. Family values in this country are so whack that people want to clothe naked statues.
-Either you wouldn't look good in Speedos or you have an issue to deal with concerning your body--get to a gym.
-It is a strange dichotomy in this society. Mainstream films can show full female nudity and all manner of horrid violence, yet the male genitalia remains off limits. And certainly men are not encouraged to "celebrate their bodies" as a form of liberation as modern women are. A man's "junk," as this article sadly puts it, is more often seen as an image of shame and aggression than anything to be celebrated. Perhaps it is time for the Penis Monologues?
-Men's pubic region is not exactly an attractive area, so why is it a surprise that we don't want to wear a speedo. Nobody wants to see that. (too funny!)
-I love speedos, as a protest against the TSA I once dropped my pants and put said pants on the conveyor belt at LAX airport back in 2004 because they wanted me to "step aside". They wanted to arrest me for indecent exposure but couldn't because the little blue speedos I was wearing are considered swimwear and cover up what needs to be legally covered. I walked through the metal detector and asked them if they still wanted to frisk me and to quote the over paid, under educated TSA lady, "Boy, put yo pants back on!" Needless to say, but people were cheering and clapping for that. After my pants were back on they asked me why I was wearing it, I said I wanted to go swimming after I got to my destination.
-Men like being able to talk smack about women, it gives them prestige among their small-brained buddies. Listen to men at a beach watching women, talking about that one's a dog, etc. But men do not want women to see their stuff and be able to rate and denigrate them the way they do women.
-Some of us still believe in leaving something to the imagination. For those who feel they have to display their junk for all to see, I say don't worry about them they are already doing it. For those who some might feel are afraid to do this I say, you need to learn something about modesty and dignity. Most that don't show their junk to strangers IMHO are those that respect themselves and those they come into contact with.
-I'm not particularly a fan of speedos, but having lived in Europe and elsewhere for periods of time, I have to say I am amazed at the prudishness of so many American men...from the oversized (baggy and almost ankle-length "shorts") to the baggy-assed jeans, some guys are way too uptight about letting their attributes be admired. (However, that having been said, if I appeared to have "zero" upfront, as the guy in the accompanying photo apparently has, I would definitely be hesitant about wearing a speedo, for sure!)
-Our society is so uptight. Personally, I am female, and I wouldn't mind seeing more men in speedos or short square briefs. I'd rather see a dude who's got some color sporting a speedo than a pale, pasty guy with knee-high tan lines from wearing board shorts. I think it's such a double standard that women should feel compelled to wear skimpy bikinis yet some men feel that it's horrible to bare even a little bit of skin. By all means, wear whatever you think is comfortable according to what you're doing, but nobody should be afraid to wear less clothing because of what other people will think. If you don't like what someone is showing, don't look, it's really as simple as that.
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just don't do it, bro
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|by Anonymous||reply 428||08/01/2014|
I prefer him in these, though!
|by Anonymous||reply 429||08/01/2014|
-Agreed. As a woman who loves men, the more I see of them the better. Especially if they're hot. Come on guys, you like to see our bodies, show more of yours.
-I always break out the speedo when vacationing in Mexico, Carribean or on a cruise. I don't care what the women think. It's my wife I care about and she encourages me. I'm an exibitionist anyway. I think it is really the American women that drive American men to go with the long swim suits. I think they (American women) feel ashamed when they have to stare!
-Will Americans ever get over their sex hang-ups? Why do we have to now use the term "junk" for a portion of anatomy which all men have?
-It's not that I am afraid of showing off my junk. It's just there isn't very much to show. In fact, Peggy Lee recorded a hit about my junk in 1969 called, "Is That All There Is?" I have been embarrasses ever since!
-1) Homophobia is still rampant in the U.S. 2) Americans are extremely prude. 3) Most American men are overweight.
-Between board shorts and rash guards, men might as well burkas to the beach.
-Speedos are disgustingly revealing. Save it for the bedroom.
-Could be that the US women have a fixation on "male-bashing".....there's simply no holds barred when you get three or more women together and they start talking about what they consider "men's deficiencies". US women are perhaps the angriest women on the planet. And I say that after having traveled to 16 countries around the world. Get over it, girls.
-I don't think we are afraid of showing off. It's just that most American males have a gut that makes a speedo totally inappropriate.
-As someone who routinely ditches the swimsuit all together, I say wear what you want. Bare skin doesn't have to automatically be sexualized; just keep it clean. It's summer, have fun and don't worry about what people, who you will never meet, think about you.
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Seal & Heidi!
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-Fear of showing their junk? What can you expect from a country full of wacky Puritans teaching little boys their penis is evil. Then you have the other side of the coin, Men who think it is wrong to wear a Speedo on the beach, but take cell phone photos of their nude junk at parties and then plaster them all over the internet.
-Does their exist anything more fragile and delicate than a heterosexual male's ego?
-I don't know if men are too scared to wear speedos, but I know that I am scared of looking at most of those who do. The majority of men that I've seen wearing them are just plain frightening, and I live down the shore so I've seen plenty of them. Stick with more traditional men's trunks or board shorts. No one wants to look at a hairy, middle-aged man with a beer gut and moobs in a speedo, and guys who look like that far outnumber the fit and toned guys wearing them. I wouldn't inflict my body in a bikini on a bunch of innocent bathers, so these guys should have the same consideration.
-Men have become neurotic prudes while large and proud women have no problem squeezing their girth into a tiny two piece.
-WE American women look at you men in Speedos with disgust. And no, it's not some Puritan sensibility. You are under a very false impression that We want to see your junk. (must be a lesbian)
-I'm the most self-conscious personally conservative person I know and even I think the current style in swim trunks in absurd. Why not make 'em 3 inches longer and call 'em trousers.
-It's not fear, it's decency. News flash, we don't want to see your 'junk' outside the bedroom. It's disgusting. Just another form of flashing. Focus on something else, like developing a personality and manners. (Fundamentalist)
-it's not just speedos... there are guys at my gym who wear shorts in the shower... and go fully clothed in the sauna and when they are changing they do the "wrapped towel around waist while putting on underwear" thing like they are outside in a parking lot... and we are talking about a locker room filled with guys with the same junk... i just laugh every time
-If you've got nothing to hide, show it. If you've got nothing to show, hide it.
-yes, American men are afraid of their junk. They - we - are afraid of being sized up, or rather, sized down, with their endowment being OUT THERE. Speedo's are the ultimate in putting your business on display, and American men are size-obsessed enough to not want that sort of attention. It also gives the impression that you are gay if you notice, or even look at, another man's package. It boils down to the fact that American men are self-conscious and afraid.
-I rock speedos all the time. I'm American. I have a girlfriend. She loves em and if there's a funny saying or print on em so does everyone else at the party. There's no sense in wearing so much clothing if you're at a hot beach with a bunch of other scantily clad women around. It helps you appreciate the saga they have to go through anyway to find their swimwear every summer. People are just using the "euro or gays" only nonsense so that they can ostracize something different. Ya'll can rock ur wet capris and I'll continue not to have stupid tan lines.
-Can't speak for other women. Maybe it's just me. But I think speedos are very unflattering to the rest of the male body in total. In spite of the fact that they may be more revealing of genital's, which isn't necessarily a turn on, they just don't look good to me. Neither do boardshorts that come to the knees or flap like skirts. I don't know what you call them, but there's something between wearing a skin-clinging membrane around your privates and looking like a girl in a skirt. If it shows a man's backside to good advantage and shows off broad shoulders, narrow waist, nice hips, without clinging like girly stuff, I'm all for that. He's my guy.
WHEW!!! Now discuss...
|by Anonymous||reply 436||08/01/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 437||08/01/2014|
They are Always hot
|by Anonymous||reply 438||08/01/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 439||08/01/2014|
Whatever you want daddy!
|by Anonymous||reply 440||08/01/2014|
One of the best things about being a gay man is that I don't have to give two flying fucks about a single thing any woman on earth thinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 441||08/01/2014|
Oh, this guy is sooo feminine...
|by Anonymous||reply 442||08/04/2014|
...and that's great R441, but what we have here are other gay men criticizing other gay men if they want to wear a speedo. There are enough examples that have been posted here to dispute that idea. REAL MEN CAN WEAR SPEEDOS! Those who are against them are usually out of shape slobs, or puritans.
I brought this thread to the attention of 3 women. Their thoughts? Well, all 3 said that you have to have a body on point to wear them (I disagree), but they hated the long board shorts. What they thought was sexy are the short square cut.
|by Anonymous||reply 443||08/04/2014|
R438, HOT!!! Not all thin boys look good in speedos, but he's not one of them!
|by Anonymous||reply 444||08/04/2014|
You can be big and hairy and still look hot in them too
|by Anonymous||reply 445||08/04/2014|
Ya sure can, R445!
|by Anonymous||reply 446||08/04/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 449||08/04/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 450||08/04/2014|
John Allen Nelson!
|by Anonymous||reply 451||08/04/2014|
I want to be thin so much.
So I can have no stomach and wear a Speedo just once more.
|by Anonymous||reply 452||08/04/2014|
So, what's stopping you R452? Just do it!
|by Anonymous||reply 453||08/04/2014|
Don't be afraid R452! Just do it!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 454||08/04/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 455||08/04/2014|
It DEFINITELY would NOT be me!!! But, good for this guy! Look at him go!!! Look at all the fun he's having!
|by Anonymous||reply 456||08/05/2014|
‘Screw What Everybody Else Thinks’: Speedo-Wearing Gym-Goer Told to Change Attire or Face Cops — Cries Sexism, Discrimination
Brad Cieslowski doesn’t mince words when describing his physique.
“I think I look good, yeah,” he told WJBK-TV in Southfield, Mich.
The 29-year-old doesn’t have a problem showing off his body in public, either — which seems to have led to a cringe-worthy kerfuffle with his fitness club.
Cieslowski had just completed a three-hour workout last Saturday at Lifetime Fitness in Novi, Mich., which is about a half hour northwest of Detroit, then decided to relax in the club’s hot tub.
But it wasn’t long before a lifeguard approached Cieslowski and told him he needed to “change into something more appropriate; that is not appropriate,” he recalled.
That, Cieslowski said, referred to his “square-cut speedo” suit, he explained to WJBK, as well as “the bulge. That’s usually people’s problem with the speedo, is the bulge.”
Cieslowski said he’s worn the speedo at the gym previously without incident, but this time some fellow gym-goers apparently complained to staffers, who then told Cieslowski to cease and desist.
“He says, ‘We can all see it.’ And I said, ‘Well then stop staring. No one’s making you look at it,’” Cieslowski told WJBK.
But when the staffer threatened to call police, Cieslowski reluctantly complied, adding that it turned into a scene in which he was “embarrassed” and “publicly humiliated” and “discriminated against.”
His short-form stance? “Screw what everybody else thinks,” he told WJBK.
“I can say the same thing about all the women around this pool in their bikinis and their one-pieces, showing off every nook and cranny of their body leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination but their skin color,” he told WJBK.
“I’m not allowed to be myself and wear what I want to wear and it’s ridiculous, and it’s incredibly sexist.”
Lifetime Fitness released this statement in response to the situation: “We acknowledge there are various types of swim attire…however we have a two-layer house code. In this instance, multiple members registered concerns rooted in discomfort and as a result the decision was reached to ask the member to leave the pool area.”
Cieslowski said he wasn’t aware of the two-layer rule before the incident, adding that he’ll comply. He noted, too, that he spoke to the gym’s general manager, who Cieslowski said apologized for how the situation was handled.
What do you think? Sexist move by the gym…or appropriate action?
|by Anonymous||reply 457||08/07/2014|
Society doesn't have to tolerate your weird, selfish exhibitionism. Find a gym that is okay with speedo wearing and shut up.
|by Anonymous||reply 458||08/07/2014|
[quote]Society doesn't have to tolerate your weird, selfish exhibitionism.
and, yet society must tolerate the following?
[quote]It has been my experience that those who can pull off wearing items like this never do. The ones that should never wear items like this always do.
He does have a point. It isn’t always the hot chicks in the revealing active wear. At my gym, I routinely see hugely fat women, like 250 pounders, that stuff their utter sized boobs in sport bras and tanks where their nipples look like the knobs on a range top. They also wear lycra tights showing every divot of celluite on their huge misshapen thighs. Then they get off the treadmill and they have a cameltoe in which one could hide a laptop.
|by Anonymous||reply 459||08/07/2014|
It was probably a complaint by a jealous old fart who is totally out of shape. I doubt the gym lifeguard warns women about their obvious cameltoe.
|by Anonymous||reply 460||08/07/2014|
They look really uncomfortable. I like having some room for my junk to move around.
|by Anonymous||reply 461||08/07/2014|
[quote]like having some room for my junk to move around.
Longer swim shorts have a lining to keep your "junk" from moving around. A Speedo is does the same.
The guy at the gym, wasn't wearing a speedo brief, he was wearing a square cut.
|by Anonymous||reply 462||08/07/2014|
[quote]Longer swim shorts have a lining to keep your "junk" from moving around.
Not the ones I wear.
|by Anonymous||reply 463||08/07/2014|
Jose Conseco dancing in speedos!
|by Anonymous||reply 464||08/07/2014|
The Royal Jewels!
|by Anonymous||reply 465||08/07/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 467||08/07/2014|
R463, there is a medical reason for the lining in a man's swimsuit. Of course if you're a eunuch it wouldn't matter.
|by Anonymous||reply 468||08/07/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 470||08/07/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 471||08/07/2014|
[quote]there is a medical reason for the lining in a man's swimsuit.
Sure there is.
|by Anonymous||reply 472||08/07/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 475||08/07/2014|
R464 Go Daddy indeed!!
|by Anonymous||reply 476||08/07/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 477||08/08/2014|
If you need some help...
|by Anonymous||reply 478||08/08/2014|
Hotness in b&w.
|by Anonymous||reply 479||08/08/2014|
They work for me
|by Anonymous||reply 480||08/08/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 481||08/08/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 482||08/08/2014|
Would you turn him down?
|by Anonymous||reply 483||08/08/2014|
hot daddy redone
|by Anonymous||reply 484||08/08/2014|
swim with him
|by Anonymous||reply 485||08/08/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 486||08/08/2014|
Why is the USA so Speedo-phobic? This is the feeling I get from a lot of people. I think there are a number of factors at work here. First, prominent displays of sexuality are judged differently from males to females. Ladies are encouraged to wear skimpy bikini swimwear, even when they shouldn’t. I have seen some girls wear bikinis, because they have a big chest. Yet, they have cottage cheese thighs too.
When you look at the list of actresses that have done nude scenes, the list is very long. The same can’t be said for actors willing to do nude scenes or full frontal nudity. Why is this? It seems that taking their tops off allows actresses to be taken seriously. Another reason for the Speedo phobia, is the fact that a lot of men let themselves go. If you knew that you had to wear Speedos at the beach or pool, maybe you would try harder to stay in shape. And you don’t have to have washboard abs to pull one off either. You can have some gut, and still look good too. Guys are insecure about the size of their manhood, is another reason I hear for men not wanting to wear Speedos. You don’t have to be well hung to wear them. I have seen many guys who have average or small penises still look very nice in them. Woman don’t want to see a guy’s junk, is one of the most ridiculous reasons I have heard for not wanting a man to wear Speedos. Women I know love guys, and their penises. The women who are “scarred” by seeing an outline of a man’s cock and balls in Speedos are those ladies that are probably afraid of sex, and only do it for their men in the dark. And of course, the old standard: I am not gay, why would I wear one? I guess gay guys are more in touch with their bodies than straight men. You should wear one cause your girl likes how your body looks in one. And you get to show the world that all the time you have spent in the gym has paid off.
|by Anonymous||reply 487||08/08/2014|
I'd like two of these, please.
|by Anonymous||reply 488||08/08/2014|
YASSSS!!! (thread closed)
|by Anonymous||reply 489||08/08/2014|
Kicked out of stadium for wearing a Speedo. The fat fraus in the background were offended by his skin show.
|by Anonymous||reply 490||08/08/2014|
I forgot how great Russell looked in them. I now remember how hard I became!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 491||08/08/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 493||08/08/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 494||08/08/2014|
Oh nooo.... What were they thinking?
|by Anonymous||reply 495||08/08/2014|
Check this bulge
|by Anonymous||reply 496||08/08/2014|
Demonstrating the Speedo Strut.
|by Anonymous||reply 497||08/08/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 499||08/08/2014|
Let's get a front view R490!
|by Anonymous||reply 500||08/08/2014|
The speedo '70s.
|by Anonymous||reply 501||08/08/2014|
Get your hand out of my speedos!
|by Anonymous||reply 502||08/08/2014|
From the back R490!
|by Anonymous||reply 503||08/08/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 504||08/08/2014|
Don't laugh at my speedos!
|by Anonymous||reply 505||08/08/2014|
St. Tropez speedos, 1978
|by Anonymous||reply 506||08/08/2014|
very brief speedo
|by Anonymous||reply 507||08/08/2014|
BONER for R507! Not laughing R505! Heavy breathing... yes...
|by Anonymous||reply 508||08/08/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 509||08/08/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 510||08/08/2014|
These examples are getting me horny!!
|by Anonymous||reply 511||08/08/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 512||08/09/2014|
checking out the speedo guy
|by Anonymous||reply 513||08/09/2014|
Who's the guy at R502?
|by Anonymous||reply 514||08/09/2014|
7. See. 14
|by Anonymous||reply 515||08/09/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 516||08/09/2014|
R514...he's Ed Barnard.
|by Anonymous||reply 517||08/09/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 518||08/09/2014|
More dudes with phat asses please
|by Anonymous||reply 519||08/09/2014|
Speedos, speedos, speedos.
1977...when speedos were speedos and everyone wore speedos.
|by Anonymous||reply 520||08/10/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 521||08/10/2014|
Women are threatened by make sexuality. If a man looks sexy, she looks bad in comparison. It's an exhausting game that straight men have to play with women, they're always validating or placating them.
|by Anonymous||reply 522||08/10/2014|
cute speedo guy
|by Anonymous||reply 523||08/10/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 524||08/10/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 525||08/10/2014|
Real men wear pink!
|by Anonymous||reply 526||08/10/2014|
He's a cutie
|by Anonymous||reply 527||08/10/2014|
Sam Champion and gold digger...err... husband.
|by Anonymous||reply 528||08/10/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 529||08/10/2014|
Atlanta's annual speedo run! CUTIES!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 530||08/10/2014|
Boston's annual speedo run!
|by Anonymous||reply 531||08/10/2014|
G. Gordon Liddy...
|by Anonymous||reply 532||08/10/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 537||08/12/2014|
It's a great look
|by Anonymous||reply 538||08/12/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 539||08/12/2014|
@R539, Now... what's his story? Anyone know? Talk about someone who has always pinged to me!
|by Anonymous||reply 540||08/12/2014|
Oh! That's cute...
|by Anonymous||reply 541||08/12/2014|
Nasty! Pig Nasty!!
|by Anonymous||reply 542||08/12/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 543||08/12/2014|
...and how about these twins?
|by Anonymous||reply 544||08/13/2014|
My first cruise...
|by Anonymous||reply 545||08/13/2014|
Gay, or straight?
|by Anonymous||reply 546||08/13/2014|
Dunno, but his mannerisms and presentation are very feminine.
|by Anonymous||reply 547||08/16/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 549||08/17/2014|
very good use of a speedo
|by Anonymous||reply 550||08/17/2014|
Isn't this Coach Bob AKA _______?
|by Anonymous||reply 551||08/17/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 552||08/17/2014|
The fabulous, Mr. Rick Rude! RIP...
|by Anonymous||reply 553||08/17/2014|
Real men wear pink, encore!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 554||08/17/2014|
Well? Do you want this?
|by Anonymous||reply 555||08/17/2014|
YESSS!!! Let it hang, honey!
|by Anonymous||reply 556||08/17/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 557||08/17/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 558||08/17/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 559||08/17/2014|
Your place or mine?
|by Anonymous||reply 560||08/17/2014|
@R560! NEITHER!!! ...unless your daddy is covering my tab too!
|by Anonymous||reply 561||08/17/2014|
I want to lay with r545 and r548, at the SAME DAMN TIME
|by Anonymous||reply 562||08/17/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 563||08/17/2014|
Going my way?
|by Anonymous||reply 564||08/17/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 566||08/18/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 569||08/18/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 570||08/18/2014|
lifeguard does his stud stroll around the pool
|by Anonymous||reply 571||08/18/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 572||08/18/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 573||08/19/2014|
Cute little ass! Would love to bend him over my knee...
"pat!" "pat!" "pat!"
|by Anonymous||reply 574||08/20/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 576||08/20/2014|
...and here I thought I had seen it all.
|by Anonymous||reply 577||08/20/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 578||08/20/2014|
People are saying they hate guys in Speedos, but have no problem watching pro wrestling where they are the uniform of choice.
|by Anonymous||reply 579||08/20/2014|
Good point R579! And, in pro wrestling, they're rubbing their "no-no's" against each other.
|by Anonymous||reply 580||08/20/2014|
Just because, honey...
This is related to R342
|by Anonymous||reply 581||08/21/2014|
R580, which is incredibly hot
|by Anonymous||reply 582||08/21/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 583||08/21/2014|
We hate Speedos! They look so, you know...gay. Lol. We like long bathing bathing suits on a guy, only women (like me, hint hint) should attract that much attention!
|by Anonymous||reply 584||08/21/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 585||08/21/2014|
Gio Dell live!
|by Anonymous||reply 586||08/21/2014|
I saw a man wearing a speedo at my local pool
Is that like spotting Bigfoot?
|by Anonymous||reply 587||08/24/2014|
Gabe Kapler said he wears a Prince Albert.
|by Anonymous||reply 588||08/24/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 589||08/25/2014|
[quote]I saw a man wearing a speedo at my local pool. Is that like spotting Bigfoot?
Did he have big hands too? OH, my!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 590||08/25/2014|
It will soon be time for another Speedo thread.
Beaches in Italy this summer are filled with men of all sizes and shapes who wear Speedos. Unlike men in the U.S. who wear silly board shorts/culottes, they haven't been filled with body shame. They just go to the beach to soak up some sun and have fun.
|by Anonymous||reply 591||08/25/2014|
[quote]It will soon be time for another Speedo thread.
Oh, yes!!! ANOTHER THREAD, PLEASE!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 592||08/25/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 593||08/25/2014|
Hair: Light Brown
Shoe 9 1/2
|by Anonymous||reply 594||08/26/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 595||08/26/2014|
Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming;
|by Anonymous||reply 596||08/26/2014|
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
|by Anonymous||reply 597||08/26/2014|
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
|by Anonymous||reply 598||08/26/2014|
^ Thank looks like Gary Marshall
|by Anonymous||reply 599||08/26/2014|
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there: Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
|by Anonymous||reply 600||08/26/2014|
Oops. *That* looks like Gary Marshall. And I mean R596's pic.
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