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TV shows you''d kind of embarrassed to admit you''ve jerked off to.

me: %0D %0D %0D Lock-up. In some of the extended scenes in the workout area, there are some sizzling shirtless guys. I just can't help myself at times.%0D %0D %0D Pro Wrestling: esp. if John Cena is competing. Damn, that man does something to me like nobody's business.

by Anonymousreply 28002/23/2013

My ex used to like me to blow him while he watched wrestling. He watched it naked most of the time whether he was getting blown or not.

by Anonymousreply 312/25/2010

The incredible hulk.

by Anonymousreply 512/25/2010

Okay, Scarlett has helped Melanie deliver her baby. I have a new respect for her. She gets shit done. Love Prissy. I'm also fascinated that the slaves had a class system. Prissy looked down on Belle Whatling.

by Anonymousreply 612/25/2010

"Rugrats"

by Anonymousreply 712/25/2010

Get back on the GWTW thread - you senile old cunt.

by Anonymousreply 812/25/2010

So what who cares?

by Anonymousreply 1112/25/2010

Mr. Ed

by Anonymousreply 1312/25/2010

one tree hill

by Anonymousreply 1412/25/2010

I've never sunk to your level of desperation, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1612/25/2010

The murder scene in 'Bully'.

by Anonymousreply 1712/25/2010

Sorry, wrong thread.

by Anonymousreply 1812/25/2010

"Sarah Palin's "Alaska."

by Anonymousreply 2012/25/2010

1960's Batman reruns. Robin sets me off.

by Anonymousreply 2112/25/2010

Occasionally, I used to jerk off to Peter Jennings when he anchored ABC Nightly News.

by Anonymousreply 2212/26/2010

Along the lines of wrestling, I love rubbing my junk while watching MMA matches.

Also, when they have college wrestling on public television.

by Anonymousreply 2312/26/2010

Wild Wild West.

by Anonymousreply 2412/26/2010

White Collar for the Matt Bomer shirtless scenes%0D %0D %0D %0D I also jerked off to Thomas Roberts when he was on CNN

by Anonymousreply 2512/26/2010

This thread really bums me out.

by Anonymousreply 2612/26/2010

The Man From UNCLE

by Anonymousreply 2712/26/2010

Ive jerked off to TJ Holmes on CNN some Sunday mornings. Now he will be on five days a week :)

by Anonymousreply 2812/26/2010

My ex said he did to Solo-Flex commercials when he was younger.

by Anonymousreply 2912/26/2010

[quote]The murder scene in 'Bully'.

What the hell thread did you think you were posting in r17/18?

by Anonymousreply 3012/26/2010

PEDO ALERT @ R1!

by Anonymousreply 3112/26/2010

Anyone here a fan of Chris Jericho or Christian Cage?

by Anonymousreply 3212/26/2010

JONAS

by Anonymousreply 3312/26/2010

r. 22 is David Tyler Muir!

by Anonymousreply 3412/26/2010

Ben Murphy from 'Alias/Smith & Jones'.

by Anonymousreply 3512/26/2010

Bridal Plastly is f'in hysterical

by Anonymousreply 3612/26/2010

Bewitched.

by Anonymousreply 3712/26/2010

PJ Katie's Farm

by Anonymousreply 3812/26/2010

I've popped boners to shows like Jersey Shore and Gossip Girl but I've never actually jerked off to a show before. Usually the object of desire is not on the screen long enough to carry me through to completion.

If you really wanted to jerk off to these guys wouldn't it be better just to bring up some image of them on the internet and have at it?

by Anonymousreply 3912/26/2010

Ben Murphy in "The Dirty Dozen." (TV Series)

by Anonymousreply 4012/26/2010

I was too young to jerk off, but I think I got my first boner watching The Dukes of Hazzard.

by Anonymousreply 4112/26/2010

Frederika Whitfield on CNN. She's so good looking that she looks like a man! she looks like a pretty dude with a wig......

by Anonymousreply 4212/26/2010

The episode of "Buffy" where Oz (Seth Green) is mostly naked. I think it was his last episode around the 4th season, where he decides it isn't safe for him to be around Willow and so he leaves town. Anyway, I've always had a thing for that hot little ginger so I paused the DVD and beat off.

Also, while traveling for work, I beat off to UFC fighting in my hotel room because there was no porn available. And because those guys are fucking hot, and have no idea that what they're doing is homoerotic.

by Anonymousreply 4312/26/2010

The L word-Paige and Shane's sex scene set to Broadcast's "Before we begin"

by Anonymousreply 4412/26/2010

The New Zoo Revue.

by Anonymousreply 4512/26/2010

The Green Hornet%0D %0D Batman%0D %0D Flipper%0D %0D F Troop%0D

by Anonymousreply 4612/26/2010

Our local station used to air Sunday afternoon marathons of "Combat".

Every opening scene featured the men draped over one another half-clothed - smoking a cigarette with tired eyes.

I simply waited and then spilled my brother's expensive airplane glue so he'd kick my ass out of the room.

by Anonymousreply 4712/26/2010

Bo and Luke Duke anyone?

by Anonymousreply 4812/26/2010

R45, Marry me!

by Anonymousreply 4912/26/2010

R27 = Sally Draper

by Anonymousreply 5012/26/2010

Me, too, R45!

by Anonymousreply 5112/27/2010

I jerked off (really fast) to Mark Wahlberg when I first saw his Marky Mark "Good Vibrations" video. Fucking hot!

Same thing with Anderson Cooper when I first saw him on World News Tonight.

Good thing I have a fast hand and an even faster dick!

by Anonymousreply 5212/27/2010

World's Strongest Man Competition. I like 'em big and dumb, and these guys fit the bill.

by Anonymousreply 5312/27/2010

"The Barefoot Contessa." Especially ones where she uses lots of butter and giggles frequently.

by Anonymousreply 5412/27/2010

"Lost in Space," when Major Don West was around.

by Anonymousreply 5512/27/2010

Jon Hamm's sex scenes on MAD MEN - esp. when he's shirtless.

I also loved when he finger-fucked that comic's wife - HOT!

by Anonymousreply 5612/27/2010

Major Healy on "I Dream of Jeannie"

by Anonymousreply 5712/27/2010

Another (hard) one for Major West on Lost in Space. My feelings about him were what convinced me I was gay.

by Anonymousreply 5812/27/2010

Not a show, but the Drew Brees Nyquil commercial just made me have to rub one out.%0D %0D The sight of that beautiful, curvy ass when he's sleeping on his side, then when he flops over on his back with his big, studly, thick arms over his head...MMMMMMMM!!!

by Anonymousreply 5912/27/2010

Zooboomafu

by Anonymousreply 6012/27/2010

R12, I was a big "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" fan as a gayling. I was too young to jerk off, but both Captain Crane and Admiral Nelson made me feel funny "down there," and I had proto-erotic dreams about them.

by Anonymousreply 6112/27/2010

Details, R45. Freddie?

by Anonymousreply 6212/27/2010

Agree with Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Wild Wild West, Lost in Space. How about Land of the Giants. More recently would be Stargate SG1 and NCIS. Love the chemistry between the male characters on those shows, Jack and Daniel and Tony and Jethro.

by Anonymousreply 6312/27/2010

The opening credits of Trapper John, MD!

by Anonymousreply 6412/27/2010

R64--he opens that shower door and I drop to my knees and open wide.

by Anonymousreply 6512/27/2010

I'm with you OP on Lockup. I've gotten off to watching those thugs half naked many times.

by Anonymousreply 6612/27/2010

I can't remember the name of the guy or his show, but I used to get off on a workout show featuring a black bodybuilder/fitness guru in the early '90s. He would motivate his trainee with, "Oh, yeah! Ooooh...get it! Uh-huh, yeah!" He could have been a supreme porn thespian if he wanted.

Does anyone remember the guy?

by Anonymousreply 6712/27/2010

Surfside 6

The Rifleman

by Anonymousreply 6812/27/2010

Adventures in Paradise

by Anonymousreply 6912/27/2010

I just finished JO-ing to this really hot guy on House Hunters on HGTV. His name is Josh and he and his wife are looking for their first house. He is really hot...super handsome and very muscular. He really fills out those polo shirts he's wearing.

by Anonymousreply 7012/27/2010

Fuck off, Palin supporter at R70.

I usually don't exploit the trolldar feature but it's fun in this instance. Self loathing freeper gay. What's more disgusting than that?

by Anonymousreply 7112/28/2010

NCIS LA. I've never actually done it whilst watching but I have conjured up images of Chris O'Donnell once I'm under the duvet.

by Anonymousreply 7212/28/2010

Olympic bobsled.

by Anonymousreply 7312/28/2010

The STM Club. It was just a little local show from Northern NY state (Syracuse I think) that was on after school when I was just learning about the joys of masturbation. The host who introduced the Scooby-Doo cartoons really did it for twelve year old me.

by Anonymousreply 7412/28/2010

Three's Company whenever John Ritter showed his barefeet. The Camping episode was my favorite j/o show. %0D %0D Magnum P.I. - again, Tom Selleck's feet.

by Anonymousreply 7512/28/2010

Also The Hardy Boys. I was way too young to masturbate, but I always used to lay on my stomach to watch that show so that I could grind my boner into the carpet.

by Anonymousreply 7612/28/2010

"popped boners"

Sometimes the vulgarity is too much.

by Anonymousreply 7712/28/2010

Mine is a recording of "Fresno," the Carol Burnett miniseries parody of "Dynasty" and their ilk. Gregory Harrison played "Torch" and was shirtless in every single scene.

I wore out that poor VCR tape watching Gregory Harrison, to whom I owe a great deal of thanks for getting me through some lean years.

Kids today with their Internet will never understand what their forefathers endured.

by Anonymousreply 7812/28/2010

[quote]Kids today with their Internet will never understand what their forefathers endured.

So true. The men's underwear section of the Sears catalog was our Rate My Dick.com.

We had imaginations then!

by Anonymousreply 7912/28/2010

Does anyone else remember the Saturday morning show "California Dreams"? As a teen, I used it as fantasy fuel on several occasions.

by Anonymousreply 8012/28/2010

Recently, the murder blow job scene is just wrong but gets me hot everytime as well as the sex scene in the hospital with Bruno Campos and the army guy.

As a kid, it was Robert Urich in SWAT and then Soap and then Vegas.

That man got me going for years.

by Anonymousreply 8112/28/2010

I was 13 when SeaQuest first aired, so there was a lot of jerking off to Jonathan Brandis.

by Anonymousreply 8212/28/2010

The fist episode of SOAP with Jessica and the tennis instuctor. There's a part where he puts on his tennis shorts and zips up.

by Anonymousreply 8312/28/2010

Caribe Force with Perry King. Wrestling when Ravishing Rick Rude was around. This was all a long time ago.

by Anonymousreply 8412/28/2010

"Bones", anytime David Boreanaz is shirtless in it. I can't even begin to count how many times I've jerked off to him. %0D %0D I remember "California Dreams". Michael Cade was in it. I used to tape it for any shirtless scenes he'd have. Also used to do the same thing for "Saved By The Bell" when Mario Lopez was shirtless in it. Yum, yum, yum! %0D %0D There was also a show on Saturday mornings, 1993-1994 I think, called "Running The Halls". There was a blonde guy named Richard Hayes on there, (I think his character's name was Andy) who was drop dead gorgeous to me and I would tape the show in hopes of seeing him shirtless. He even had a guest appearance on "California Dreams" one time where he was sitting at a classroom desk shirtless. That got alot of JO attention from me, to say the least.

by Anonymousreply 8512/28/2010

Another vote for John Ritter in "Three's Company" with his corduroy bulge proudly displayed and Gary Sandy in WKRP... what was he packing down there? Dear Lord, my adolescent self could hardly breath!!!

by Anonymousreply 8612/28/2010

R81 I know what you mean, I had the hots for him, too. That scene on "Soap" where his character was killed off while taking a shower got me off quite alot.

by Anonymousreply 8712/28/2010

I agree with Drew Brees commercial for NyQuil! When he flops over on his back and throws his huge arms back over his head, it's like he is saying "have your way with me!" HAWT!!

by Anonymousreply 8812/28/2010

[quote] The New Zoo Revue.%0D %0D %0D LOL!

by Anonymousreply 8912/28/2010

Gilad's Bodies in Motion%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 9012/28/2010

Slim Goodbody

by Anonymousreply 9112/28/2010

there was a show that lasted about a season in about 1980. There was a totally hot muscle guy on it - a Lou Ferrigno-type. It was set in a beachfront restaurant in Santa Monica, or Venice Beach or something like that. Used to jerk off to the muscle guy. Anyone else remember this show? I tried to find the title from Wikipedia, but couldn't find anything.

by Anonymousreply 9212/28/2010

The scene where Ricky enters Jordan%E2%80%99s car in My so-called life gave life to many sexual fantasies for me when I was young.%0D %0D Recently, I found myself staring at Benry in Survivor. Every time he was on screen, my mind went to the gutter.%0D

by Anonymousreply 9312/28/2010

I'm really embarrassed to admit that I have jerked off to that Eric guy on the Rooms To Go ads. I mean, he's cute but he's hardly hot enough to jerk off to.

by Anonymousreply 9412/28/2010

Starsky and Hutch...was hot for Paul's hairy chest%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 9512/28/2010

r78, I remember that fondly - and wore my tape out pausing the scene where Greg Harrison's bare soles were right up the screen.

by Anonymousreply 9612/28/2010

Gilligan's Island.

Ginger.

I was twelve, goddamnit

by Anonymousreply 9712/28/2010

Don't forget the Greg Harrison TV movie where he plays a male stripper.%0D %0D He had an amazing hairy chest!

by Anonymousreply 9812/28/2010

LOL r97! I had the hots for the Professor, he had the sexiest arms.

by Anonymousreply 9912/28/2010

Anyone ever see Young Lady Chatterly II, the soft porn flick starring Harlee McBride (Mrs. Richard Belzer)? There's an actor named Brett Baxter Clark, a really gorgeous hunky guy who plays the gardener who sleeps with all the female characters. they literally beg him to fuck them. He is shirtless the entire movie. I remember watching that as a teen on Showtime in the 80s. It was one of the first movies I taped after we got our VCR and I would play his sex scenes over and over and over and jerk off. Even now I get hard thinking about him. Here's a pic. So beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 10012/28/2010

Very hot, love the treasure trail.

by Anonymousreply 10112/28/2010

Brett Baxter Clark fueled so many of my teenage fantasies. He did a few skin flicks for Cinemax and played the hot stripper in the Tom Hanks movie Bachelor Party. I only watched for him.

by Anonymousreply 10212/28/2010

I also used to JO alot to Dean Cain when he was shirtless on "Lois & Clark" in the 90's.

by Anonymousreply 10312/28/2010

Embarrassed to admit I used to jo to Alan Autry from In the Heat of the Night. Big, beefy body and an ass that wouldn't quit. They featured him shirtless a lot. Unfortunately, I think he's a repug and heavily into repug politics.

by Anonymousreply 10412/28/2010

I think Baxter was in a line of softcore Cinemax spy movies Apollo Trigger? something like that. HOT.

by Anonymousreply 10512/28/2010

Andy Sidaris movies, you're thinking Picasso Trigger (Malibu Express, etc.)

by Anonymousreply 10612/28/2010

Another vote for Dean Cain...

by Anonymousreply 10712/28/2010

Young and the Restless, Josh Morrow

by Anonymousreply 10812/28/2010

Barefoot Contessa. Every time Ina Garten shoves some greasy spoonful down her gullet, I have to diddle my skittle.

by Anonymousreply 10912/28/2010

Morrow did some crappy Lifetime movie a few years back where his character was fucking his step-mother. The character didn't own a shirt. Those scenes gave me a ton of pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 11012/28/2010

[quote]If you really wanted to jerk off to these guys wouldn't it be better just to bring up some image of them on the internet and have at it?

Back in the old days were didn't have DVRs (or even VCRs) and certainly no internet, so if we wanted a glimpse of Robert Urich's bare chest we just had to edge through SWAT and hope for the best.

by Anonymousreply 11112/28/2010

Thanks for that Fortune City photo, really turned me on.

by Anonymousreply 11212/28/2010

To think, we can summon a shirtless Robert Urich whenever we want him. Miracle of miracles.

by Anonymousreply 11312/28/2010

Even a flash of thigh.

by Anonymousreply 11412/28/2010

Robert Conrad in the Wild, Wild West... those skin-tight pants and bolero jackets. WHEW!!%0D %0D I had to watch the show lying on the floor pressing my boner against the carpet.

by Anonymousreply 11512/29/2010

Brian Williams, NBC Nightly News

by Anonymousreply 11612/29/2010

Nate Burkus Show, and "While You Were Out" whenever Jason the carpenter was on.

by Anonymousreply 11712/29/2010

BATMAN, especially the scenes where and Robin were tied up by the Villain of the Week. That's odd, too, because I'm so NOT into bondage. For some reason, however, that got my 5 year old little cock rock hard -- and yes, also laying on the floor pressing it into the carpet.%0D %0D STARSKY AND HUTCH opening credits -- Paul Michael Glazer in the white disco suit/black shirt unbuttoned to his navel.%0D %0D JONNY QUEST. Race Bannon. OMFG, best thing about Saturday morning cartoons. Also LAND OF THE LOST and Wesley Eure's unbuttoned shirt. To catch a glimpse of nipple was nigh on to Nirvana.

by Anonymousreply 11812/29/2010

The lost Lauren Bacall High Point ad

by Anonymousreply 11912/29/2010

In the old days--- John Wesley Shipp and Christopher Reeve in speedo and shirtless scenes in whatever NY soap they were on.%0D %0D Perry King and Joe Penny running down the street in their underwear in that series. Sorry, forgot the name of the show.

by Anonymousreply 12012/29/2010

wrestling%0D %0D Oz%0D %0D The Bay City Rollers%0D %0D Dirty Jobs%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 12112/29/2010

I can't believe no one mentioned the nearly nude Ron Ely in Tarzan. Those nipples just begged to be sucked!!!

by Anonymousreply 12212/29/2010

Another vote for Dirty Jobs

by Anonymousreply 12312/29/2010

Another vote for Combat.

by Anonymousreply 12412/29/2010

I think I recall to having jerked off to Scott Baio from Charles in Charge. :/...

by Anonymousreply 12512/29/2010

Ted Danson in some eps of CHEERS%0D %0D Tim Matheson but I don't remember the tv show

by Anonymousreply 12612/29/2010

R110 the name of the movie was MY STEPSON, MY LOVER.

I jo'd to it too.

by Anonymousreply 12712/29/2010

I also jerk off alot to Chris Jericho and Randy Orton shirtless on the wrestling shows.

by Anonymousreply 12812/29/2010

[quote] can't believe no one mentioned the nearly nude Ron Ely in Tarzan. Those nipples just begged to be sucked%0D %0D %0D There was a TV Guide cover with a shirtless pic of Ely as Tarzan. Saved that for a few years for some pleasurable times. Never watched the series but always enjoyed that color picture on TV Guide.

by Anonymousreply 12912/29/2010

That TV Guide cover of Ely as Tarzan. Was it really back that far in 1966??!%0D I remember there was a photo in the article of Ely and the kid who played his kid.... the kid was playing with Ron's bare foot!

by Anonymousreply 13012/29/2010

Flipper whenever the father, played by Brian Kelly, took off his shirt

by Anonymousreply 13112/29/2010

Oh my freakin' God! Joe Penny! I had forgotten about him. Also there was a subplot during Dynasty where Alexis was having an affair with John Saxon and he came out of the bathroom in just a towel. I totally slapped my mammy over that one.

by Anonymousreply 13212/29/2010

TV Guide pic of Ron Ely%0D %0D Let's try this link. It's the picture without the TV Guide logo.

by Anonymousreply 13312/29/2010

Robert Conrad on the The Wild Wild West.

Mike Henry in Tarzan

Jon Eric Hexum in Cover Up

by Anonymousreply 13412/29/2010

The Sitation Room with Wolf Blitzer

by Anonymousreply 13512/29/2010

There was an animated version of Tarzan that used to get me hard. He had a big bubble butt.

by Anonymousreply 13612/29/2010

Denny Terrio and Adrien Zmed, Dance Fever

by Anonymousreply 13712/29/2010

Most of these are not all that embarrassing unless you're all old ladies who are into needlepoint.

by Anonymousreply 13812/29/2010

r137 is Merv Griffin, back from the dead

by Anonymousreply 13912/29/2010

Was everyone who's posted memories of Ely and Henry as Tarzan, Flipper's dad, Wild Wild West born around the time of Sputnik? Just wondering...

by Anonymousreply 14012/29/2010

Ninja Warrior on G4

by Anonymousreply 14112/29/2010

Flipper%0D Lost in Space%0D Time Tunnel%0D %0D Would pound it furiously when I was in grammar school thinking about Luke Halperin, Billy Mumy, and James Darren. Got to high school, and thought "I've outgrown jacking it to a tv series." I had moved on.%0D %0D Yeah right.%0D %0D CHiPS. Erik Estrada. Oh. My. God. There is an episode of him where he spends a lot of time on a beach doing an investigation. Tight speedo and thighs to die for. On the night the program was on, I would actually avoid making any plans--took no calls, and would watch the program in my studio with the lights on, rubbing away.

by Anonymousreply 14212/29/2010

r120, totally agree with you about Shipp - especially when he showed off his barefeet - but when was Christopher Reeve parading around on a soap in a speedo? %0D %0D And the series was RIPTIDE.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 14312/30/2010

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Jason David Frank, the Green Ranger gave me instant wood with his ponytail and juicy lips.

by Anonymousreply 14412/30/2010

When I was a kid I'd watch reruns of Western shows after the cartoons were done on Saturday - and "Laredo," Sugar Foot," and ""Fury" introduced me to the delights of the adult male physique. Of course even "Spin and Marty" was great, but at 11 I knew the difference between a twink and a daddy!

by Anonymousreply 14512/30/2010

Bishop Sheen! Such big hands and a Dracula cape with silk as well as velvet!

by Anonymousreply 14612/30/2010

[quote]"popped boners"

Sometimes the vulgarity is too much.

How now, Frausow?

by Anonymousreply 14712/30/2010

Leave it to Beaver - Wally's teen years. Ozzie and Harriet for Ricky. Batman - God would I get hard and horny watching Robin. Always found him much hotter as Robin than as Dick Grayson - not sure why.

by Anonymousreply 14812/30/2010

[quote]Always found him much hotter as Robin than as Dick Grayson - not sure why.

Tights?

by Anonymousreply 14912/30/2010

The bit in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones when Padme (Natalie Portman) says, "His name was Palo. We were both in the Legislative Youth Program. He was a few years older than I. Very cute. Dark, curly hair. Dreamy eyes."

It was vicarious.

by Anonymousreply 15012/30/2010

R85, Richard Hayes, aka Richard Hillman, died in 2009.

by Anonymousreply 15112/30/2010

[quote] totally agree with you about Shipp - especially when he showed off his barefeet - but when was Christopher Reeve parading around on a soap in a speedo? %0D %0D %0D Re Christopher Reeves--It was a long time ago. Before he did that play with Hepburn, A MATTER OF GRAVITY. Before 5th OF JULY and way before he hit it big as Superman. I believe Morgan Fairchild was on the same soap. It was one of the NY ones.%0D Sorry, don't remember what it was.

by Anonymousreply 15212/30/2010

R 143, R152 here again. Reeve was on Love of Life. CBS soap.

by Anonymousreply 15312/30/2010

I never liked Ken Berry and rarely watched Maybury RFD or, whatever it was called. However one time it was on and there was one episode where Berry was walking around in a skimpy bathing suit.. and it well... it did something to me.%0D %0D Someone mentioned James Darren.. not a TV show but in the movie DIAMOND HEAD he was shirtless in a Hawaiian dance scene with Yvette Mimieux and he was hot....

by Anonymousreply 15412/30/2010

[quote]Was everyone who's posted memories of Ely and Henry as Tarzan, Flipper's dad, Wild Wild West born around the time of Sputnik? Just wondering...%0D %0D %0D %0D Yes, you young whipper snapper!%0D Now kindly fuck off!

by Anonymousreply 15512/30/2010

On the advice of the Ben Browder's Ass troll we used to see around here, I watched and sauced to an episode of Farscape or seven.

by Anonymousreply 15612/30/2010

R59, regarding Drew Brees you wrote, "The sight of that beautiful, curvy ass". Is it of the womanly variety often discussed on DL? There's a Facebook group about his butt looking like a woman's (see link) as well as urbandictionary.com definition that mentions that.

by Anonymousreply 15712/30/2010

R151 Wow, I had no idea. And no site seems to have any information about how he died, either.

by Anonymousreply 15812/30/2010

Anyone remember Saturday morning early 70s import Barrier Reef? Lots of tow-headed bronzed and shirtless Aussies on that one!!!

by Anonymousreply 15912/30/2010

Up

by Anonymousreply 16012/30/2010

Queer as folk

by Anonymousreply 16112/30/2010

Trey Ames from Dolphin Cove from the late 80's

by Anonymousreply 16212/30/2010

The original Battlestar Galactica had me going back and forth between Starbuck, Apollo and Athena.

by Anonymousreply 16312/31/2010

Queer As Folk. The episode where Robert Gant's character bangs the crap out of Hal Spark's character in the kitchen. HOT!

by Anonymousreply 16412/31/2010

More please.

by Anonymousreply 16512/31/2010

James McArthur in the movie Spencer's Mountain when it was first broadcast on TV.

by Anonymousreply 16612/31/2010

Not a video, but videos by Prince, the singer. Hangs head in shame.

by Anonymousreply 16701/01/2011

Saved By the Bell... the episode where Zack appears in tights.

by Anonymousreply 16801/02/2011

A Summer Place: Troy Donahue "being bad with a girl" in that ocean cave with Sandra Dee.

by Anonymousreply 16901/03/2011

Design On A Dime on HGTV when Dave Sheinkopf is on. He's tiny but cute and has the most beautiful feet - he often wears flip-flops.

by Anonymousreply 17001/03/2011

He Man and The Masters of the Universe.

I got my first stiffies from cartoons.

by Anonymousreply 17101/03/2011

The Dick Van Dyke Show whenever Rob was barefoot.

by Anonymousreply 17201/03/2011

SVU, Bones , The Mentalist%0D %0D due to the hotness%0D %0D of Chris Meloni, David Boreanaz and Simon Baker

by Anonymousreply 17301/03/2011

Wings

by Anonymousreply 17401/03/2011

[quote]The Dick Van Dyke Show whenever Rob was barefoot%0D %0D %0D I remember a few of those too.

by Anonymousreply 17501/03/2011

Hee Haw

by Anonymousreply 17601/03/2011

Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

by Anonymousreply 17701/03/2011

I've jacked off when I've seen Joe Biden on talk shows. Press the mute button and go to town.

by Anonymousreply 17801/03/2011

Info for all you Broadway fans: Flipper's dad is (was?) Brian D'arcy James' uncle! He keeps a big photo of him in his various dressing rooms.

by Anonymousreply 18001/03/2011

Ladies' mud wrestling.

by Anonymousreply 18101/03/2011

The Thorn Birds.

by Anonymousreply 18201/03/2011

Mayberry RFD.

by Anonymousreply 18301/05/2011

Another vote for "California Dreams". I had the hots for Michael Cade and if I remember correctly, Jimmy Kimmel reunited the show a short time ago and had Cade remove his shirt to show off his torso and he was still hot.

by Anonymousreply 18401/05/2011

OP, I got to meet Cena once through work. It was a brief interaction, but I'll never forget shaking hands with him.%0D %0D Mine's kind of small and his...was...HUGE.%0D %0D Strong, smooth, and,just as Eunce Burns liked 'em, firm and masculine.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 18501/05/2011

Wizards of Waverly Place and Big Time Rush. %0D %0D CUTE guys on both but still waiting for gratuitous shirtlessness.

by Anonymousreply 18601/05/2011

21 Jump Street and its spinoff for Richard Grieco.

by Anonymousreply 18701/05/2011

Bill Nye the Science Guy

Nerds are hot

by Anonymousreply 18801/05/2011

Yet another member of "let's circlejerk for Mark Goddard", who played Maj. West in Lost in Space. %0D %0D Lee Majors as Steve Austin in The Six Million Dollar Man.

by Anonymousreply 18901/05/2011

Any handsome home shopping host in socked feet.

by Anonymousreply 19001/05/2011

Chico and the Man. Freddie wore his pants WELL.

by Anonymousreply 19101/05/2011

The Galloping Gourmet

by Anonymousreply 19201/06/2011

Bea Arthur in Golden Girls as well as Maude! What was he packing in those pantsuits! WOW! Hung like a dinosaur!

by Anonymousreply 19301/06/2011

Dano on the original Hawaii 5-0.

Yummy James MacArthur.

by Anonymousreply 19401/31/2011

In the late 80's, I was obsessed with David Oliver in the short-lived TV series A YEAR IN THE LIFE. He was gorgeous to me. He played DL favorite SJP's husband, Sam. Even at my young age, I new he was a big ole queen (his voice gave it away), but there is this one episode where he's taking a shower and then walking around in a towel that made me swoon like nothing else. He had a fuzzy chest.

Sadly, he died of AIDS. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 19502/06/2011

A Year in the Life was the greatest show ever!!! But I watched for Morgan Stevens as much as David Oliver.

by Anonymousreply 19602/06/2011

I'll sometimes jerk it to baseball. Baseball players make me hot.

by Anonymousreply 19802/06/2011

Charles in Charge

by Anonymousreply 19902/06/2011

Seth Meyers doing Weekend Update on SNL

by Anonymousreply 20002/06/2011

OZ

by Anonymousreply 20102/06/2011

Threes Company episodes where John Ritter showed his barefeet. Especially the Camping episode where his soles are to the screen. %0D %0D Magnum PI episodes where Tom Selleck showed his barefeet/soles.

by Anonymousreply 20202/06/2011

Betty White in "Life with Elizabeth."

Hoochimama!

by Anonymousreply 20302/06/2011

Meet the Press

by Anonymousreply 20402/06/2011

When I was very young, a budding closeted homosexual in my very, very early teen years (12-13), I used to jack off to the opening credit sequence of Trapper John M.D. ... there was a 2 second glimpse of Gregory Harrison coming out of the shower, that came damn near to showing pubes.%0D %0D Around the same time, there was a TV show called "The White Shadow", which had weekly scenes that occured in the gym showers... the football team jocks all showering together and talking and stuff. I totally jacked off to that too (especially the player named "Salami").%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 20502/06/2011

Starsky & Hutch and Baretta. I had a thing for brunettes in tight blue jeans.

by Anonymousreply 20602/06/2011

The Dukes of Hazzard. Tom Wopat was hot, but John Schneider's third leg made many guest appearances.

by Anonymousreply 20702/06/2011

Ben Broder%0D Robert Conrad%0D Ron Ely (and other Tarzans!)%0D Mark Wahlberg

by Anonymousreply 20802/06/2011

Randy Orton

by Anonymousreply 20902/06/2011

The first season of 'McHale's Navy': they made Virgil (Edson Stroll) go shirtless at least once every episode, sometimes Christie (Gary Vinson) too.

I read years ago on a TV chat board that Gary Vinson committed suicide after being charged for sex offences against a minor (a boy) but I've never been able to find any other reference to that anywhere. Wikipedia etc. just say he suicided because "he was distraught over pending criminal charges".

by Anonymousreply 21002/06/2011

Willie Ames as a teenager. Scott Baio as a teenager. One episode of Who's the Boss had Tony Danza folding his grey boxer briefs - HOT! The thought of his hairy ass in those made me cum without touching myself.

by Anonymousreply 21102/06/2011

UFC ... Ultimate Fighting.%0D %0D It's like gay porn for straight guys. Or closet cases. %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 21202/06/2011

r205, was Salami played by Timmy van Patten, because he played alot of roles in my fantasies when I was a kid.

by Anonymousreply 21302/06/2011

Yup, R213!%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 21402/06/2011

"The News Hour with Jim Lehrer."

by Anonymousreply 21502/07/2011

"Drake & Josh"

by Anonymousreply 21602/08/2011

Income Property with Scott McGillivray whenever he wears one of his sleevelesss shirts.

by Anonymousreply 21702/08/2011

"Everyday Italian" w/ Giada de Laurentis

by Anonymousreply 21802/08/2011

Virgil on "McHale's Navy" was hot. I didn't see that in first run but taped some episodes years later when it was in reruns.

by Anonymousreply 21902/08/2011

Stargate..still jerk off to Michael Shanks and Richard Dean Anderson.

by Anonymousreply 22002/12/2011

Another vote for Robert Urich getting killed in SOAP. Felt so awful jerking to that, but I guess it was precursor for the guy getting his neck snapped while blowing Christopher Meloni on OZ.

by Anonymousreply 22102/12/2011

Battle of the Network Stars. I remember one year in the mid-80s when they were interviewing Lorenzo Lamas poolside, he was wearing his little speedo and it was so low across his abdomen you could spy the top of his pubes.

I also remember rubbing one out to Mark Harmon's opening monologue on SNL that he did in a towel, and his Chippendales skit where he was in a little bikini.

Oh, and Greg Nelson from All My Children wearing a speedo.

by Anonymousreply 22202/12/2011

Arrested Development

by Anonymousreply 22302/12/2011

Judge Judy - Byrd, the bailliff

by Anonymousreply 22402/12/2011

I always like to jerk off to Richard Dean Anderson as Col. Jack O'Neill on Stargate. He is always a screaming bottom. In fact, I always like to see strong masculine characters bottoming.

by Anonymousreply 22502/13/2011

Father Knows Best. I had a crush on Bud.

Jonny Quest.

by Anonymousreply 22602/13/2011

You Can't Do That On Television. Long before I had any idea what WAM was. I was convinced I was the only one. Turns out I wasn't by a long shot.

by Anonymousreply 22702/13/2011

I always thought the kid in those AT+T Rollover minutes was hot, now the pocket gay is the lead and HOT shirtless with the slightly pervy Edward Burns in his latest flop NICE GUY JOHNNY.

Not that I ever jerked off thinking about him rolling over his minutes on my face.

by Anonymousreply 22803/26/2011

I like that guy too, R228. I guess I'm attracted to nerdy types.

by Anonymousreply 22903/26/2011

Wild Wild West. Conrad's round, beautiful edible butt - pure masturbation material

by Anonymousreply 23003/26/2011

Why embarrassed, R230?

TWWW awoke man-lust in about 1,000,000 homos - myself included - not to mention nutruting a taste for bondage (thank you Michael Garrison).

Now, if you'd jerked off to MY MOTHER, THE CAR or THIS OLD HOUSE, then you might have reason to blush.

But RC was one ripped, cocky, testosterone-filled little piece of bondage meat.

by Anonymousreply 23103/26/2011

[quote] Now, if you'd jerked off to MY MOTHER, THE CAR or THIS OLD HOUSE, then you might have reason to blush.

I've thought of jerking off to Steve Thomas.

by Anonymousreply 23203/26/2011

Good point, R232. I am so old, that I cannot separate TOH from Bob Vila. And now, I bet we will hear from people who wanted to jerk off to Norm.

by Anonymousreply 23303/26/2011

[quote]And now, I bet we will hear from people who wanted to jerk off to Norm.

well...he was quite cute when the show first started.

by Anonymousreply 23403/26/2011

The chubby landscaper guy on This Old House has a HUGE package.

by Anonymousreply 23503/26/2011

Full House

The Charlie Rose Show

Darkwing Duck

by Anonymousreply 23603/26/2011

Back in the 70's, I used to stay up to watch Tom Snyder on the Tomorrow Show. He would unzip his ankle boots and do the interviews in his black socked feet and those socked feet drove me crazy.

by Anonymousreply 23703/26/2011

I saw Norm February 2nd at the LAX Virgin America terminal.

It did not cause me to bone up, but it did send me back in time.

Is Norm Abrams my madeleine?

by Anonymousreply 23803/26/2011

Ed Burns should not appear shirtless.

by Anonymousreply 23903/26/2011

R228 and R229, this is for you.

You're welcome.

by Anonymousreply 24003/26/2011

Roots

by Anonymousreply 24103/27/2011

Oh, yeah, R240.

He should have lost the briefs.

by Anonymousreply 24203/27/2011

It's not a tv show, but I did hump my teddy to the music video Gay Bar

by Anonymousreply 24303/27/2011

Hard to believe, but when I was young and just about anything turned me on - how I miss those days, now I'm a jaded frigid old thing - there was something about Buck Owens and Roy Clark in Hee Haw that made my sexual imagination go viral.

by Anonymousreply 24403/27/2011

was it the Moneychangers where one of those Bottoms boys gets raped in the showers in prison?

by Anonymousreply 24503/27/2011

Wesley Eure in Land of the Lost.

by Anonymousreply 24604/01/2011

Oh my gosh, what a wonderful crop of posts. It's a turn-on just to imagine all of our peverted behavior going on simultaneously during so many shows. I wanted to comment on about 50 posts, but%0D %0D #245 "was it the Moneychangers where one of those Bottoms boys gets raped in the showers in prison?"%0D %0D Wow. I thought it was only me. That scene and any reference to it has disappeared from the universe. I'm SURE it was Joseph.%0D %0D #82 "I was 13 when SeaQuest first aired, so there was a lot of jerking off to Jonathan Brandis."%0D %0D Yeah, I know. Then he had to go and ruin it.

by Anonymousreply 24704/01/2011

Anyone remember the show "Man From Atlantis"? Patrick Duffy + tight Speedo = sure-fire j/o material

by Anonymousreply 24804/01/2011

Jim Rockford. Wojo on "Barney Miller", too. Even as a tyke, I liked my men beefy.

by Anonymousreply 24904/01/2011

Patrick Duffy was also sometimes seen poolside in swimming trunks at Southfork on "Dallas". Not to mention the famous shower scene.

by Anonymousreply 25004/01/2011

r205, we could have been jerk-off buddies....I loved both of those references. I used to imagine how a hot, white blonde guy got a name like salami with all those big black basketball players in the locker room. He must have been really impressive

by Anonymousreply 25104/01/2011

R198, me too! But baseball players in the 90s and around 2000-2001 had the tightest uniforms. Fueled many a fantasy! And football players...Jeez Louise!!

by Anonymousreply 25204/01/2011

I keep thinking that many of the posters miss the point of the thread. (It's probably me.)

Jerking off to an advertisement for Lucky Charms might be embarrassing. Jerking off to Dr. Frank Field (NYC reference) might be embarrassing. Jerking off to episodes of AFTER MASH...

Jerking off to hot athletes would be, well, kinda predictable. Maybe even laudable.

by Anonymousreply 25304/01/2011

Gilad.

Tony Horton from P90X.

Married With Children - Al Bundy.

by Anonymousreply 25404/01/2011

Yo Gabba Gabba.

by Anonymousreply 25504/01/2011

Silence of the Lambs.

by Anonymousreply 25604/01/2011

MacGyver

by Anonymousreply 25704/17/2011

That little guy in SWAT turned me on like nobody's business.

by Anonymousreply 25805/25/2011

kind of embarrassed.

how about completely appalled with myself.

Let's just say I had a bizarre (to say the least) childhood fantasy. It involved Buck Owens, Roy Clark and flatulence.

And to any friends to whom I confessed this over margaritas at Rosa Mexicano who may be on DL, please don't reveal my identity.

by Anonymousreply 25905/25/2011

OMG, Annette?

Is that you?

by Anonymousreply 26005/25/2011

The View

by Anonymousreply 26105/25/2011

Mr. Magoo

Green Acres

Happy Days

by Anonymousreply 26205/25/2011

Robin Byrd

by Anonymousreply 26305/25/2011

[quote]Drake and Josh. Freeze the frames where Drake accidentally shows his ass crack.%0D %0D He's also shirtless in one episode. Yum!%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 26405/25/2011

Denny Miller as surfer/moron Duke on Gilligan's Island.%0D %0D Peter Lupus on Mission Impossible.%0D %0D Guy Williams on Lost In Space.%0D %0D William Smith on Laredo.%0D %0D Doug McClure on The Virginian.%0D %0D Edson Stroll as Virgil on McHale's Navy.%0D %0D Jethro Bodine (hung like a horse)%0D %0D Roger Torrey on the Iron Horse.%0D %0D Brian Kelly as the father with the hairy chest on Flipper.%0D %0D Ralph the lesbian carpenter on Green Acres.%0D %0D Michael Landon in the '70s (Bonanza/Little House). He was too puny in the early Bonanza shows.%0D %0D Daniel Greene on Falcon Crest. %0D %0D Dex Dexter on Dynasty.%0D

by Anonymousreply 26506/11/2011

When I was an adolescent, I would jerk off to Kirk Cameron and Alan Thicke from Growing Pains in a dad/son incest fantasy. Even today, I'm still kind of weirded out that I thought about that.

by Anonymousreply 26606/11/2011

I still jerk off to Richard Dean Anderson and Michael Shanks on Stargate SG1. They constantly look like they're trying to figure out which one likes being on bottom more.

by Anonymousreply 26706/12/2011

Frank Sutton, the sergeant on Gomer Pyle

by Anonymousreply 26806/12/2011

Lorenzo Lamas on Falcon Crest

by Anonymousreply 26907/07/2011

Tot mom Casey Anthony trial coverage, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 27007/07/2011

OP's mom's open cooze wound.

It broadcasts on OWN, late at night.

by Anonymousreply 27107/07/2011

I used to jerk it to Wil Wheaton on Star Trek: TNG. That started my lifelong love for cute nerds. %0D %0D For the record, I am two years younger than Wil Wheaton so it was age-appropriate and not pervy/gross.

by Anonymousreply 27207/07/2011

Another vorw for Richard Dean Anderson and Michael Shanks on Stargate SG1.

by Anonymousreply 27303/18/2012

The Wonder Years. Dan Lauria was one of my earliest daddy bear crushes.

by Anonymousreply 27403/18/2012

Not really embarrassing, but enjoy rubbing one out to The "Mister Venezuela" contest on Univision. DAY-UM, those are some fine ass papis! Sexy Latin studs in thongs and speedos. I've jerked off to "Spartacus" a few times, too.

by Anonymousreply 27503/18/2012

Friends

by Anonymousreply 27603/18/2012

Phil Donohue and his intact penis.

by Anonymousreply 27703/18/2012

I had a VHS recording of Mandingo with Perry King that I WORE out.

Also: Luke Duke Mr. Evans from Good Times Carmine the big ragu

by Anonymousreply 27803/18/2012

Bump Bump Bump

by Anonymousreply 27902/23/2013

Battle of the Network Stars.

Robert Conrad. Gregory Harrison. William R. Moses. Marc Singer. Lorenzo Lamas.

by Anonymousreply 28002/23/2013
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