me: %0D %0D %0D Lock-up. In some of the extended scenes in the workout area, there are some sizzling shirtless guys. I just can't help myself at times.%0D %0D %0D Pro Wrestling: esp. if John Cena is competing. Damn, that man does something to me like nobody's business.
TV shows you''d kind of embarrassed to admit you''ve jerked off to.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||02/23/2013|
Drake and Josh. Freeze the frames where Drake accidentally shows his ass crack.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/25/2010|
I kept a Geraldo segment that featured male strippers in my room when I was a teenager. The actual dancing part was about 2 minutes so I had to be quick about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/25/2010|
My ex used to like me to blow him while he watched wrestling. He watched it naked most of the time whether he was getting blown or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/25/2010|
Roseanne. I like my guys big and like the kind of man the Dan Conner character, as played by John Goodman was, well, originally was. I didn't like Dan or any of the characters after the first 3 or so years of the show.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/25/2010|
The incredible hulk.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/25/2010|
Okay, Scarlett has helped Melanie deliver her baby. I have a new respect for her. She gets shit done. Love Prissy. I'm also fascinated that the slaves had a class system. Prissy looked down on Belle Whatling.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/25/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/25/2010|
Get back on the GWTW thread - you senile old cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/25/2010|
The Joy Behar Show
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/25/2010|
Who's the Boss?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/25/2010|
So what who cares?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/25/2010|
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea...Captain Crane, Kowalski, mmmmm.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/25/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/25/2010|
one tree hill
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/25/2010|
Baywatch - for Johna Allen Nelson, Billy Warlock, David Chokachi, and Michael Bergin
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/25/2010|
I've never sunk to your level of desperation, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/25/2010|
The murder scene in 'Bully'.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/25/2010|
Sorry, wrong thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/25/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/25/2010|
"Sarah Palin's "Alaska."
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/25/2010|
1960's Batman reruns. Robin sets me off.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/25/2010|
Occasionally, I used to jerk off to Peter Jennings when he anchored ABC Nightly News.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/25/2010|
Along the lines of wrestling, I love rubbing my junk while watching MMA matches.
Also, when they have college wrestling on public television.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/25/2010|
Wild Wild West.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/25/2010|
White Collar for the Matt Bomer shirtless scenes%0D %0D %0D %0D I also jerked off to Thomas Roberts when he was on CNN
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/25/2010|
This thread really bums me out.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/25/2010|
The Man From UNCLE
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/25/2010|
Ive jerked off to TJ Holmes on CNN some Sunday mornings. Now he will be on five days a week :)
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/25/2010|
My ex said he did to Solo-Flex commercials when he was younger.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/25/2010|
[quote]The murder scene in 'Bully'.
What the hell thread did you think you were posting in r17/18?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/25/2010|
PEDO ALERT @ R1!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/25/2010|
Anyone here a fan of Chris Jericho or Christian Cage?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/25/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/25/2010|
r. 22 is David Tyler Muir!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/26/2010|
Ben Murphy from 'Alias/Smith & Jones'.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/26/2010|
Bridal Plastly is f'in hysterical
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/26/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/26/2010|
PJ Katie's Farm
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/26/2010|
I've popped boners to shows like Jersey Shore and Gossip Girl but I've never actually jerked off to a show before. Usually the object of desire is not on the screen long enough to carry me through to completion.
If you really wanted to jerk off to these guys wouldn't it be better just to bring up some image of them on the internet and have at it?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/26/2010|
Ben Murphy in "The Dirty Dozen." (TV Series)
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/26/2010|
I was too young to jerk off, but I think I got my first boner watching The Dukes of Hazzard.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/26/2010|
Frederika Whitfield on CNN. She's so good looking that she looks like a man! she looks like a pretty dude with a wig......
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/26/2010|
The episode of "Buffy" where Oz (Seth Green) is mostly naked. I think it was his last episode around the 4th season, where he decides it isn't safe for him to be around Willow and so he leaves town. Anyway, I've always had a thing for that hot little ginger so I paused the DVD and beat off.
Also, while traveling for work, I beat off to UFC fighting in my hotel room because there was no porn available. And because those guys are fucking hot, and have no idea that what they're doing is homoerotic.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/26/2010|
The L word-Paige and Shane's sex scene set to Broadcast's "Before we begin"
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/26/2010|
The New Zoo Revue.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/26/2010|
The Green Hornet%0D %0D Batman%0D %0D Flipper%0D %0D F Troop%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/26/2010|
Our local station used to air Sunday afternoon marathons of "Combat".
Every opening scene featured the men draped over one another half-clothed - smoking a cigarette with tired eyes.
I simply waited and then spilled my brother's expensive airplane glue so he'd kick my ass out of the room.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/26/2010|
Bo and Luke Duke anyone?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||12/26/2010|
R45, Marry me!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||12/26/2010|
R27 = Sally Draper
|by Anonymous||reply 50||12/26/2010|
Me, too, R45!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||12/26/2010|
I jerked off (really fast) to Mark Wahlberg when I first saw his Marky Mark "Good Vibrations" video. Fucking hot!
Same thing with Anderson Cooper when I first saw him on World News Tonight.
Good thing I have a fast hand and an even faster dick!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||12/26/2010|
World's Strongest Man Competition. I like 'em big and dumb, and these guys fit the bill.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||12/26/2010|
"The Barefoot Contessa." Especially ones where she uses lots of butter and giggles frequently.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||12/26/2010|
"Lost in Space," when Major Don West was around.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||12/26/2010|
Jon Hamm's sex scenes on MAD MEN - esp. when he's shirtless.
I also loved when he finger-fucked that comic's wife - HOT!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||12/26/2010|
Major Healy on "I Dream of Jeannie"
|by Anonymous||reply 57||12/26/2010|
Another (hard) one for Major West on Lost in Space. My feelings about him were what convinced me I was gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/26/2010|
Not a show, but the Drew Brees Nyquil commercial just made me have to rub one out.%0D %0D The sight of that beautiful, curvy ass when he's sleeping on his side, then when he flops over on his back with his big, studly, thick arms over his head...MMMMMMMM!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/27/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 60||12/27/2010|
R12, I was a big "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" fan as a gayling. I was too young to jerk off, but both Captain Crane and Admiral Nelson made me feel funny "down there," and I had proto-erotic dreams about them.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||12/27/2010|
Details, R45. Freddie?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||12/27/2010|
Agree with Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Wild Wild West, Lost in Space. How about Land of the Giants. More recently would be Stargate SG1 and NCIS. Love the chemistry between the male characters on those shows, Jack and Daniel and Tony and Jethro.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||12/27/2010|
The opening credits of Trapper John, MD!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||12/27/2010|
R64--he opens that shower door and I drop to my knees and open wide.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||12/27/2010|
I'm with you OP on Lockup. I've gotten off to watching those thugs half naked many times.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||12/27/2010|
I can't remember the name of the guy or his show, but I used to get off on a workout show featuring a black bodybuilder/fitness guru in the early '90s. He would motivate his trainee with, "Oh, yeah! Ooooh...get it! Uh-huh, yeah!" He could have been a supreme porn thespian if he wanted.
Does anyone remember the guy?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||12/27/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 68||12/27/2010|
Adventures in Paradise
|by Anonymous||reply 69||12/27/2010|
I just finished JO-ing to this really hot guy on House Hunters on HGTV. His name is Josh and he and his wife are looking for their first house. He is really hot...super handsome and very muscular. He really fills out those polo shirts he's wearing.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||12/27/2010|
Fuck off, Palin supporter at R70.
I usually don't exploit the trolldar feature but it's fun in this instance. Self loathing freeper gay. What's more disgusting than that?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||12/27/2010|
NCIS LA. I've never actually done it whilst watching but I have conjured up images of Chris O'Donnell once I'm under the duvet.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||12/27/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 73||12/27/2010|
The STM Club. It was just a little local show from Northern NY state (Syracuse I think) that was on after school when I was just learning about the joys of masturbation. The host who introduced the Scooby-Doo cartoons really did it for twelve year old me.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||12/27/2010|
Three's Company whenever John Ritter showed his barefeet. The Camping episode was my favorite j/o show. %0D %0D Magnum P.I. - again, Tom Selleck's feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||12/27/2010|
Also The Hardy Boys. I was way too young to masturbate, but I always used to lay on my stomach to watch that show so that I could grind my boner into the carpet.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||12/27/2010|
Sometimes the vulgarity is too much.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||12/27/2010|
Mine is a recording of "Fresno," the Carol Burnett miniseries parody of "Dynasty" and their ilk. Gregory Harrison played "Torch" and was shirtless in every single scene.
I wore out that poor VCR tape watching Gregory Harrison, to whom I owe a great deal of thanks for getting me through some lean years.
Kids today with their Internet will never understand what their forefathers endured.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||12/27/2010|
[quote]Kids today with their Internet will never understand what their forefathers endured.
So true. The men's underwear section of the Sears catalog was our Rate My Dick.com.
We had imaginations then!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||12/27/2010|
Does anyone else remember the Saturday morning show "California Dreams"? As a teen, I used it as fantasy fuel on several occasions.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||12/28/2010|
Recently, the murder blow job scene is just wrong but gets me hot everytime as well as the sex scene in the hospital with Bruno Campos and the army guy.
As a kid, it was Robert Urich in SWAT and then Soap and then Vegas.
That man got me going for years.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||12/28/2010|
I was 13 when SeaQuest first aired, so there was a lot of jerking off to Jonathan Brandis.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||12/28/2010|
The fist episode of SOAP with Jessica and the tennis instuctor. There's a part where he puts on his tennis shorts and zips up.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||12/28/2010|
Caribe Force with Perry King. Wrestling when Ravishing Rick Rude was around. This was all a long time ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||12/28/2010|
"Bones", anytime David Boreanaz is shirtless in it. I can't even begin to count how many times I've jerked off to him. %0D %0D I remember "California Dreams". Michael Cade was in it. I used to tape it for any shirtless scenes he'd have. Also used to do the same thing for "Saved By The Bell" when Mario Lopez was shirtless in it. Yum, yum, yum! %0D %0D There was also a show on Saturday mornings, 1993-1994 I think, called "Running The Halls". There was a blonde guy named Richard Hayes on there, (I think his character's name was Andy) who was drop dead gorgeous to me and I would tape the show in hopes of seeing him shirtless. He even had a guest appearance on "California Dreams" one time where he was sitting at a classroom desk shirtless. That got alot of JO attention from me, to say the least.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||12/28/2010|
Another vote for John Ritter in "Three's Company" with his corduroy bulge proudly displayed and Gary Sandy in WKRP... what was he packing down there? Dear Lord, my adolescent self could hardly breath!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 86||12/28/2010|
R81 I know what you mean, I had the hots for him, too. That scene on "Soap" where his character was killed off while taking a shower got me off quite alot.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||12/28/2010|
I agree with Drew Brees commercial for NyQuil! When he flops over on his back and throws his huge arms back over his head, it's like he is saying "have your way with me!" HAWT!!
|by Anonymous||reply 88||12/28/2010|
[quote] The New Zoo Revue.%0D %0D %0D LOL!
|by Anonymous||reply 89||12/28/2010|
Gilad's Bodies in Motion%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 90||12/28/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 91||12/28/2010|
there was a show that lasted about a season in about 1980. There was a totally hot muscle guy on it - a Lou Ferrigno-type. It was set in a beachfront restaurant in Santa Monica, or Venice Beach or something like that. Used to jerk off to the muscle guy. Anyone else remember this show? I tried to find the title from Wikipedia, but couldn't find anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||12/28/2010|
The scene where Ricky enters Jordan%E2%80%99s car in My so-called life gave life to many sexual fantasies for me when I was young.%0D %0D Recently, I found myself staring at Benry in Survivor. Every time he was on screen, my mind went to the gutter.%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 93||12/28/2010|
I'm really embarrassed to admit that I have jerked off to that Eric guy on the Rooms To Go ads. I mean, he's cute but he's hardly hot enough to jerk off to.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||12/28/2010|
Starsky and Hutch...was hot for Paul's hairy chest%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 95||12/28/2010|
r78, I remember that fondly - and wore my tape out pausing the scene where Greg Harrison's bare soles were right up the screen.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||12/28/2010|
I was twelve, goddamnit
|by Anonymous||reply 97||12/28/2010|
Don't forget the Greg Harrison TV movie where he plays a male stripper.%0D %0D He had an amazing hairy chest!
|by Anonymous||reply 98||12/28/2010|
LOL r97! I had the hots for the Professor, he had the sexiest arms.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||12/28/2010|
Anyone ever see Young Lady Chatterly II, the soft porn flick starring Harlee McBride (Mrs. Richard Belzer)? There's an actor named Brett Baxter Clark, a really gorgeous hunky guy who plays the gardener who sleeps with all the female characters. they literally beg him to fuck them. He is shirtless the entire movie. I remember watching that as a teen on Showtime in the 80s. It was one of the first movies I taped after we got our VCR and I would play his sex scenes over and over and over and jerk off. Even now I get hard thinking about him. Here's a pic. So beautiful.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||12/28/2010|
Very hot, love the treasure trail.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||12/28/2010|
Brett Baxter Clark fueled so many of my teenage fantasies. He did a few skin flicks for Cinemax and played the hot stripper in the Tom Hanks movie Bachelor Party. I only watched for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||12/28/2010|
I also used to JO alot to Dean Cain when he was shirtless on "Lois & Clark" in the 90's.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||12/28/2010|
Embarrassed to admit I used to jo to Alan Autry from In the Heat of the Night. Big, beefy body and an ass that wouldn't quit. They featured him shirtless a lot. Unfortunately, I think he's a repug and heavily into repug politics.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||12/28/2010|
I think Baxter was in a line of softcore Cinemax spy movies Apollo Trigger? something like that. HOT.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||12/28/2010|
Andy Sidaris movies, you're thinking Picasso Trigger (Malibu Express, etc.)
|by Anonymous||reply 106||12/28/2010|
Another vote for Dean Cain...
|by Anonymous||reply 107||12/28/2010|
Young and the Restless, Josh Morrow
|by Anonymous||reply 108||12/28/2010|
Barefoot Contessa. Every time Ina Garten shoves some greasy spoonful down her gullet, I have to diddle my skittle.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||12/28/2010|
Morrow did some crappy Lifetime movie a few years back where his character was fucking his step-mother. The character didn't own a shirt. Those scenes gave me a ton of pleasure.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||12/28/2010|
[quote]If you really wanted to jerk off to these guys wouldn't it be better just to bring up some image of them on the internet and have at it?
Back in the old days were didn't have DVRs (or even VCRs) and certainly no internet, so if we wanted a glimpse of Robert Urich's bare chest we just had to edge through SWAT and hope for the best.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||12/28/2010|
Thanks for that Fortune City photo, really turned me on.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||12/28/2010|
To think, we can summon a shirtless Robert Urich whenever we want him. Miracle of miracles.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||12/28/2010|
Even a flash of thigh.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||12/28/2010|
Robert Conrad in the Wild, Wild West... those skin-tight pants and bolero jackets. WHEW!!%0D %0D I had to watch the show lying on the floor pressing my boner against the carpet.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||12/29/2010|
Brian Williams, NBC Nightly News
|by Anonymous||reply 116||12/29/2010|
Nate Burkus Show, and "While You Were Out" whenever Jason the carpenter was on.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||12/29/2010|
BATMAN, especially the scenes where and Robin were tied up by the Villain of the Week. That's odd, too, because I'm so NOT into bondage. For some reason, however, that got my 5 year old little cock rock hard -- and yes, also laying on the floor pressing it into the carpet.%0D %0D STARSKY AND HUTCH opening credits -- Paul Michael Glazer in the white disco suit/black shirt unbuttoned to his navel.%0D %0D JONNY QUEST. Race Bannon. OMFG, best thing about Saturday morning cartoons. Also LAND OF THE LOST and Wesley Eure's unbuttoned shirt. To catch a glimpse of nipple was nigh on to Nirvana.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||12/29/2010|
The lost Lauren Bacall High Point ad
|by Anonymous||reply 119||12/29/2010|
In the old days--- John Wesley Shipp and Christopher Reeve in speedo and shirtless scenes in whatever NY soap they were on.%0D %0D Perry King and Joe Penny running down the street in their underwear in that series. Sorry, forgot the name of the show.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||12/29/2010|
wrestling%0D %0D Oz%0D %0D The Bay City Rollers%0D %0D Dirty Jobs%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 121||12/29/2010|
I can't believe no one mentioned the nearly nude Ron Ely in Tarzan. Those nipples just begged to be sucked!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 122||12/29/2010|
Another vote for Dirty Jobs
|by Anonymous||reply 123||12/29/2010|
Another vote for Combat.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||12/29/2010|
I think I recall to having jerked off to Scott Baio from Charles in Charge. :/...
|by Anonymous||reply 125||12/29/2010|
Ted Danson in some eps of CHEERS%0D %0D Tim Matheson but I don't remember the tv show
|by Anonymous||reply 126||12/29/2010|
R110 the name of the movie was MY STEPSON, MY LOVER.
I jo'd to it too.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||12/29/2010|
I also jerk off alot to Chris Jericho and Randy Orton shirtless on the wrestling shows.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||12/29/2010|
[quote] can't believe no one mentioned the nearly nude Ron Ely in Tarzan. Those nipples just begged to be sucked%0D %0D %0D There was a TV Guide cover with a shirtless pic of Ely as Tarzan. Saved that for a few years for some pleasurable times. Never watched the series but always enjoyed that color picture on TV Guide.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||12/29/2010|
That TV Guide cover of Ely as Tarzan. Was it really back that far in 1966??!%0D I remember there was a photo in the article of Ely and the kid who played his kid.... the kid was playing with Ron's bare foot!
|by Anonymous||reply 130||12/29/2010|
Flipper whenever the father, played by Brian Kelly, took off his shirt
|by Anonymous||reply 131||12/29/2010|
Oh my freakin' God! Joe Penny! I had forgotten about him. Also there was a subplot during Dynasty where Alexis was having an affair with John Saxon and he came out of the bathroom in just a towel. I totally slapped my mammy over that one.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||12/29/2010|
TV Guide pic of Ron Ely%0D %0D Let's try this link. It's the picture without the TV Guide logo.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||12/29/2010|
Robert Conrad on the The Wild Wild West.
Mike Henry in Tarzan
Jon Eric Hexum in Cover Up
|by Anonymous||reply 134||12/29/2010|
The Sitation Room with Wolf Blitzer
|by Anonymous||reply 135||12/29/2010|
There was an animated version of Tarzan that used to get me hard. He had a big bubble butt.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||12/29/2010|
Denny Terrio and Adrien Zmed, Dance Fever
|by Anonymous||reply 137||12/29/2010|
Most of these are not all that embarrassing unless you're all old ladies who are into needlepoint.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||12/29/2010|
r137 is Merv Griffin, back from the dead
|by Anonymous||reply 139||12/29/2010|
Was everyone who's posted memories of Ely and Henry as Tarzan, Flipper's dad, Wild Wild West born around the time of Sputnik? Just wondering...
|by Anonymous||reply 140||12/29/2010|
Ninja Warrior on G4
|by Anonymous||reply 141||12/29/2010|
Flipper%0D Lost in Space%0D Time Tunnel%0D %0D Would pound it furiously when I was in grammar school thinking about Luke Halperin, Billy Mumy, and James Darren. Got to high school, and thought "I've outgrown jacking it to a tv series." I had moved on.%0D %0D Yeah right.%0D %0D CHiPS. Erik Estrada. Oh. My. God. There is an episode of him where he spends a lot of time on a beach doing an investigation. Tight speedo and thighs to die for. On the night the program was on, I would actually avoid making any plans--took no calls, and would watch the program in my studio with the lights on, rubbing away.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||12/29/2010|
r120, totally agree with you about Shipp - especially when he showed off his barefeet - but when was Christopher Reeve parading around on a soap in a speedo? %0D %0D And the series was RIPTIDE.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 143||12/30/2010|
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Jason David Frank, the Green Ranger gave me instant wood with his ponytail and juicy lips.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||12/30/2010|
When I was a kid I'd watch reruns of Western shows after the cartoons were done on Saturday - and "Laredo," Sugar Foot," and ""Fury" introduced me to the delights of the adult male physique. Of course even "Spin and Marty" was great, but at 11 I knew the difference between a twink and a daddy!
|by Anonymous||reply 145||12/30/2010|
Bishop Sheen! Such big hands and a Dracula cape with silk as well as velvet!
|by Anonymous||reply 146||12/30/2010|
Sometimes the vulgarity is too much.
How now, Frausow?
|by Anonymous||reply 147||12/30/2010|
Leave it to Beaver - Wally's teen years. Ozzie and Harriet for Ricky. Batman - God would I get hard and horny watching Robin. Always found him much hotter as Robin than as Dick Grayson - not sure why.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||12/30/2010|
[quote]Always found him much hotter as Robin than as Dick Grayson - not sure why.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||12/30/2010|
The bit in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones when Padme (Natalie Portman) says, "His name was Palo. We were both in the Legislative Youth Program. He was a few years older than I. Very cute. Dark, curly hair. Dreamy eyes."
It was vicarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||12/30/2010|
R85, Richard Hayes, aka Richard Hillman, died in 2009.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||12/30/2010|
[quote] totally agree with you about Shipp - especially when he showed off his barefeet - but when was Christopher Reeve parading around on a soap in a speedo? %0D %0D %0D Re Christopher Reeves--It was a long time ago. Before he did that play with Hepburn, A MATTER OF GRAVITY. Before 5th OF JULY and way before he hit it big as Superman. I believe Morgan Fairchild was on the same soap. It was one of the NY ones.%0D Sorry, don't remember what it was.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||12/30/2010|
R 143, R152 here again. Reeve was on Love of Life. CBS soap.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||12/30/2010|
I never liked Ken Berry and rarely watched Maybury RFD or, whatever it was called. However one time it was on and there was one episode where Berry was walking around in a skimpy bathing suit.. and it well... it did something to me.%0D %0D Someone mentioned James Darren.. not a TV show but in the movie DIAMOND HEAD he was shirtless in a Hawaiian dance scene with Yvette Mimieux and he was hot....
|by Anonymous||reply 154||12/30/2010|
[quote]Was everyone who's posted memories of Ely and Henry as Tarzan, Flipper's dad, Wild Wild West born around the time of Sputnik? Just wondering...%0D %0D %0D %0D Yes, you young whipper snapper!%0D Now kindly fuck off!
|by Anonymous||reply 155||12/30/2010|
On the advice of the Ben Browder's Ass troll we used to see around here, I watched and sauced to an episode of Farscape or seven.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||12/30/2010|
R59, regarding Drew Brees you wrote, "The sight of that beautiful, curvy ass". Is it of the womanly variety often discussed on DL? There's a Facebook group about his butt looking like a woman's (see link) as well as urbandictionary.com definition that mentions that.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||12/30/2010|
R151 Wow, I had no idea. And no site seems to have any information about how he died, either.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||12/30/2010|
Anyone remember Saturday morning early 70s import Barrier Reef? Lots of tow-headed bronzed and shirtless Aussies on that one!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 159||12/30/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 160||12/30/2010|
Queer as folk
|by Anonymous||reply 161||12/30/2010|
Trey Ames from Dolphin Cove from the late 80's
|by Anonymous||reply 162||12/30/2010|
The original Battlestar Galactica had me going back and forth between Starbuck, Apollo and Athena.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||12/30/2010|
Queer As Folk. The episode where Robert Gant's character bangs the crap out of Hal Spark's character in the kitchen. HOT!
|by Anonymous||reply 164||12/31/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 165||12/31/2010|
James McArthur in the movie Spencer's Mountain when it was first broadcast on TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||12/31/2010|
Not a video, but videos by Prince, the singer. Hangs head in shame.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||01/01/2011|
Saved By the Bell... the episode where Zack appears in tights.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||01/02/2011|
A Summer Place: Troy Donahue "being bad with a girl" in that ocean cave with Sandra Dee.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||01/03/2011|
Design On A Dime on HGTV when Dave Sheinkopf is on. He's tiny but cute and has the most beautiful feet - he often wears flip-flops.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||01/03/2011|
He Man and The Masters of the Universe.
I got my first stiffies from cartoons.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||01/03/2011|
The Dick Van Dyke Show whenever Rob was barefoot.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||01/03/2011|
SVU, Bones , The Mentalist%0D %0D due to the hotness%0D %0D of Chris Meloni, David Boreanaz and Simon Baker
|by Anonymous||reply 173||01/03/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 174||01/03/2011|
[quote]The Dick Van Dyke Show whenever Rob was barefoot%0D %0D %0D I remember a few of those too.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||01/03/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 176||01/03/2011|
Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
|by Anonymous||reply 177||01/03/2011|
I've jacked off when I've seen Joe Biden on talk shows. Press the mute button and go to town.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||01/03/2011|
Glad they were posted already, but to add to the chorus:
Ron Ely in Tarzan. A thousand thank yous to that costume designer.
Wrestling: especially tag teaming!
Flipper: you'd have to wait for the right episode, but the Dad had a beautiful hairy chest and the older brother was a hot California twink.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||01/03/2011|
Info for all you Broadway fans: Flipper's dad is (was?) Brian D'arcy James' uncle! He keeps a big photo of him in his various dressing rooms.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||01/03/2011|
Ladies' mud wrestling.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||01/03/2011|
The Thorn Birds.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||01/03/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 183||01/04/2011|
Another vote for "California Dreams". I had the hots for Michael Cade and if I remember correctly, Jimmy Kimmel reunited the show a short time ago and had Cade remove his shirt to show off his torso and he was still hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||01/05/2011|
OP, I got to meet Cena once through work. It was a brief interaction, but I'll never forget shaking hands with him.%0D %0D Mine's kind of small and his...was...HUGE.%0D %0D Strong, smooth, and,just as Eunce Burns liked 'em, firm and masculine.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 185||01/05/2011|
Wizards of Waverly Place and Big Time Rush. %0D %0D CUTE guys on both but still waiting for gratuitous shirtlessness.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||01/05/2011|
21 Jump Street and its spinoff for Richard Grieco.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||01/05/2011|
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Nerds are hot
|by Anonymous||reply 188||01/05/2011|
Yet another member of "let's circlejerk for Mark Goddard", who played Maj. West in Lost in Space. %0D %0D Lee Majors as Steve Austin in The Six Million Dollar Man.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||01/05/2011|
Any handsome home shopping host in socked feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||01/05/2011|
Chico and the Man. Freddie wore his pants WELL.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||01/05/2011|
The Galloping Gourmet
|by Anonymous||reply 192||01/05/2011|
Bea Arthur in Golden Girls as well as Maude! What was he packing in those pantsuits! WOW! Hung like a dinosaur!
|by Anonymous||reply 193||01/05/2011|
Dano on the original Hawaii 5-0.
Yummy James MacArthur.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||01/30/2011|
In the late 80's, I was obsessed with David Oliver in the short-lived TV series A YEAR IN THE LIFE. He was gorgeous to me. He played DL favorite SJP's husband, Sam. Even at my young age, I new he was a big ole queen (his voice gave it away), but there is this one episode where he's taking a shower and then walking around in a towel that made me swoon like nothing else. He had a fuzzy chest.
Sadly, he died of AIDS. Sigh.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||02/06/2011|
A Year in the Life was the greatest show ever!!! But I watched for Morgan Stevens as much as David Oliver.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||02/06/2011|
R162 here adding another vote for A Year in the Life as a great show. I was the same age as Trey Ames and dreamed he was my boyfriend. Thought Oliver and Stevens were handsome, but they seemed so old then (I'm so old now). %0D %0D %0D %0D A Year in the Life and Fresno, mentioned above, both need a good DVD release.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 197||02/06/2011|
I'll sometimes jerk it to baseball. Baseball players make me hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||02/06/2011|
Charles in Charge
|by Anonymous||reply 199||02/06/2011|
Seth Meyers doing Weekend Update on SNL
|by Anonymous||reply 200||02/06/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 201||02/06/2011|
Threes Company episodes where John Ritter showed his barefeet. Especially the Camping episode where his soles are to the screen. %0D %0D Magnum PI episodes where Tom Selleck showed his barefeet/soles.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||02/06/2011|
Betty White in "Life with Elizabeth."
|by Anonymous||reply 203||02/06/2011|
Meet the Press
|by Anonymous||reply 204||02/06/2011|
When I was very young, a budding closeted homosexual in my very, very early teen years (12-13), I used to jack off to the opening credit sequence of Trapper John M.D. ... there was a 2 second glimpse of Gregory Harrison coming out of the shower, that came damn near to showing pubes.%0D %0D Around the same time, there was a TV show called "The White Shadow", which had weekly scenes that occured in the gym showers... the football team jocks all showering together and talking and stuff. I totally jacked off to that too (especially the player named "Salami").%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 205||02/06/2011|
Starsky & Hutch and Baretta. I had a thing for brunettes in tight blue jeans.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||02/06/2011|
The Dukes of Hazzard. Tom Wopat was hot, but John Schneider's third leg made many guest appearances.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||02/06/2011|
Ben Broder%0D Robert Conrad%0D Ron Ely (and other Tarzans!)%0D Mark Wahlberg
|by Anonymous||reply 208||02/06/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 209||02/06/2011|
The first season of 'McHale's Navy': they made Virgil (Edson Stroll) go shirtless at least once every episode, sometimes Christie (Gary Vinson) too.
I read years ago on a TV chat board that Gary Vinson committed suicide after being charged for sex offences against a minor (a boy) but I've never been able to find any other reference to that anywhere. Wikipedia etc. just say he suicided because "he was distraught over pending criminal charges".
|by Anonymous||reply 210||02/06/2011|
Willie Ames as a teenager. Scott Baio as a teenager. One episode of Who's the Boss had Tony Danza folding his grey boxer briefs - HOT! The thought of his hairy ass in those made me cum without touching myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||02/06/2011|
UFC ... Ultimate Fighting.%0D %0D It's like gay porn for straight guys. Or closet cases. %0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 212||02/06/2011|
r205, was Salami played by Timmy van Patten, because he played alot of roles in my fantasies when I was a kid.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||02/06/2011|
Yup, R213!%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 214||02/06/2011|
"The News Hour with Jim Lehrer."
|by Anonymous||reply 215||02/07/2011|
"Drake & Josh"
|by Anonymous||reply 216||02/08/2011|
Income Property with Scott McGillivray whenever he wears one of his sleevelesss shirts.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||02/08/2011|
"Everyday Italian" w/ Giada de Laurentis
|by Anonymous||reply 218||02/08/2011|
Virgil on "McHale's Navy" was hot. I didn't see that in first run but taped some episodes years later when it was in reruns.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||02/08/2011|
Stargate..still jerk off to Michael Shanks and Richard Dean Anderson.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||02/12/2011|
Another vote for Robert Urich getting killed in SOAP. Felt so awful jerking to that, but I guess it was precursor for the guy getting his neck snapped while blowing Christopher Meloni on OZ.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||02/12/2011|
Battle of the Network Stars. I remember one year in the mid-80s when they were interviewing Lorenzo Lamas poolside, he was wearing his little speedo and it was so low across his abdomen you could spy the top of his pubes.
I also remember rubbing one out to Mark Harmon's opening monologue on SNL that he did in a towel, and his Chippendales skit where he was in a little bikini.
Oh, and Greg Nelson from All My Children wearing a speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||02/12/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 223||02/12/2011|
Judge Judy - Byrd, the bailliff
|by Anonymous||reply 224||02/12/2011|
I always like to jerk off to Richard Dean Anderson as Col. Jack O'Neill on Stargate. He is always a screaming bottom. In fact, I always like to see strong masculine characters bottoming.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||02/13/2011|
Father Knows Best. I had a crush on Bud.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||02/13/2011|
You Can't Do That On Television. Long before I had any idea what WAM was. I was convinced I was the only one. Turns out I wasn't by a long shot.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||02/13/2011|
I always thought the kid in those AT+T Rollover minutes was hot, now the pocket gay is the lead and HOT shirtless with the slightly pervy Edward Burns in his latest flop NICE GUY JOHNNY.
Not that I ever jerked off thinking about him rolling over his minutes on my face.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||03/26/2011|
I like that guy too, R228. I guess I'm attracted to nerdy types.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||03/26/2011|
Wild Wild West. Conrad's round, beautiful edible butt - pure masturbation material
|by Anonymous||reply 230||03/26/2011|
Why embarrassed, R230?
TWWW awoke man-lust in about 1,000,000 homos - myself included - not to mention nutruting a taste for bondage (thank you Michael Garrison).
Now, if you'd jerked off to MY MOTHER, THE CAR or THIS OLD HOUSE, then you might have reason to blush.
But RC was one ripped, cocky, testosterone-filled little piece of bondage meat.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||03/26/2011|
[quote] Now, if you'd jerked off to MY MOTHER, THE CAR or THIS OLD HOUSE, then you might have reason to blush.
I've thought of jerking off to Steve Thomas.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||03/26/2011|
Good point, R232. I am so old, that I cannot separate TOH from Bob Vila. And now, I bet we will hear from people who wanted to jerk off to Norm.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||03/26/2011|
[quote]And now, I bet we will hear from people who wanted to jerk off to Norm.
well...he was quite cute when the show first started.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||03/26/2011|
The chubby landscaper guy on This Old House has a HUGE package.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||03/26/2011|
The Charlie Rose Show
|by Anonymous||reply 236||03/26/2011|
Back in the 70's, I used to stay up to watch Tom Snyder on the Tomorrow Show. He would unzip his ankle boots and do the interviews in his black socked feet and those socked feet drove me crazy.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||03/26/2011|
I saw Norm February 2nd at the LAX Virgin America terminal.
It did not cause me to bone up, but it did send me back in time.
Is Norm Abrams my madeleine?
|by Anonymous||reply 238||03/26/2011|
Ed Burns should not appear shirtless.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||03/26/2011|
R228 and R229, this is for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||03/26/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 241||03/26/2011|
Oh, yeah, R240.
He should have lost the briefs.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||03/27/2011|
It's not a tv show, but I did hump my teddy to the music video Gay Bar
|by Anonymous||reply 243||03/27/2011|
Hard to believe, but when I was young and just about anything turned me on - how I miss those days, now I'm a jaded frigid old thing - there was something about Buck Owens and Roy Clark in Hee Haw that made my sexual imagination go viral.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||03/27/2011|
was it the Moneychangers where one of those Bottoms boys gets raped in the showers in prison?
|by Anonymous||reply 245||03/27/2011|
Wesley Eure in Land of the Lost.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||04/01/2011|
Oh my gosh, what a wonderful crop of posts. It's a turn-on just to imagine all of our peverted behavior going on simultaneously during so many shows. I wanted to comment on about 50 posts, but%0D %0D #245 "was it the Moneychangers where one of those Bottoms boys gets raped in the showers in prison?"%0D %0D Wow. I thought it was only me. That scene and any reference to it has disappeared from the universe. I'm SURE it was Joseph.%0D %0D #82 "I was 13 when SeaQuest first aired, so there was a lot of jerking off to Jonathan Brandis."%0D %0D Yeah, I know. Then he had to go and ruin it.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||04/01/2011|
Anyone remember the show "Man From Atlantis"? Patrick Duffy + tight Speedo = sure-fire j/o material
|by Anonymous||reply 248||04/01/2011|
Jim Rockford. Wojo on "Barney Miller", too. Even as a tyke, I liked my men beefy.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||04/01/2011|
Patrick Duffy was also sometimes seen poolside in swimming trunks at Southfork on "Dallas". Not to mention the famous shower scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||04/01/2011|
r205, we could have been jerk-off buddies....I loved both of those references. I used to imagine how a hot, white blonde guy got a name like salami with all those big black basketball players in the locker room. He must have been really impressive
|by Anonymous||reply 251||04/01/2011|
R198, me too! But baseball players in the 90s and around 2000-2001 had the tightest uniforms. Fueled many a fantasy! And football players...Jeez Louise!!
|by Anonymous||reply 252||04/01/2011|
I keep thinking that many of the posters miss the point of the thread. (It's probably me.)
Jerking off to an advertisement for Lucky Charms might be embarrassing. Jerking off to Dr. Frank Field (NYC reference) might be embarrassing. Jerking off to episodes of AFTER MASH...
Jerking off to hot athletes would be, well, kinda predictable. Maybe even laudable.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||04/01/2011|
Tony Horton from P90X.
Married With Children - Al Bundy.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||04/01/2011|
Yo Gabba Gabba.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||04/01/2011|
Silence of the Lambs.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||04/01/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 257||04/17/2011|
That little guy in SWAT turned me on like nobody's business.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||05/25/2011|
kind of embarrassed.
how about completely appalled with myself.
Let's just say I had a bizarre (to say the least) childhood fantasy. It involved Buck Owens, Roy Clark and flatulence.
And to any friends to whom I confessed this over margaritas at Rosa Mexicano who may be on DL, please don't reveal my identity.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||05/25/2011|
Is that you?
|by Anonymous||reply 260||05/25/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 261||05/25/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 262||05/25/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 263||05/25/2011|
[quote]Drake and Josh. Freeze the frames where Drake accidentally shows his ass crack.%0D %0D He's also shirtless in one episode. Yum!%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 264||05/25/2011|
Denny Miller as surfer/moron Duke on Gilligan's Island.%0D %0D Peter Lupus on Mission Impossible.%0D %0D Guy Williams on Lost In Space.%0D %0D William Smith on Laredo.%0D %0D Doug McClure on The Virginian.%0D %0D Edson Stroll as Virgil on McHale's Navy.%0D %0D Jethro Bodine (hung like a horse)%0D %0D Roger Torrey on the Iron Horse.%0D %0D Brian Kelly as the father with the hairy chest on Flipper.%0D %0D Ralph the lesbian carpenter on Green Acres.%0D %0D Michael Landon in the '70s (Bonanza/Little House). He was too puny in the early Bonanza shows.%0D %0D Daniel Greene on Falcon Crest. %0D %0D Dex Dexter on Dynasty.%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 265||06/11/2011|
When I was an adolescent, I would jerk off to Kirk Cameron and Alan Thicke from Growing Pains in a dad/son incest fantasy. Even today, I'm still kind of weirded out that I thought about that.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||06/11/2011|
I still jerk off to Richard Dean Anderson and Michael Shanks on Stargate SG1. They constantly look like they're trying to figure out which one likes being on bottom more.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||06/12/2011|
Frank Sutton, the sergeant on Gomer Pyle
|by Anonymous||reply 268||06/12/2011|
Lorenzo Lamas on Falcon Crest
|by Anonymous||reply 269||07/06/2011|
Tot mom Casey Anthony trial coverage, bitches.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||07/06/2011|
OP's mom's open cooze wound.
It broadcasts on OWN, late at night.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||07/06/2011|
I used to jerk it to Wil Wheaton on Star Trek: TNG. That started my lifelong love for cute nerds. %0D %0D For the record, I am two years younger than Wil Wheaton so it was age-appropriate and not pervy/gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||07/07/2011|
Another vorw for Richard Dean Anderson and Michael Shanks on Stargate SG1.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||03/18/2012|
The Wonder Years. Dan Lauria was one of my earliest daddy bear crushes.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||03/18/2012|
Not really embarrassing, but enjoy rubbing one out to The "Mister Venezuela" contest on Univision. DAY-UM, those are some fine ass papis! Sexy Latin studs in thongs and speedos. I've jerked off to "Spartacus" a few times, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||03/18/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 276||03/18/2012|
Phil Donohue and his intact penis.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||03/18/2012|
I had a VHS recording of Mandingo with Perry King that I WORE out.
Also: Luke Duke Mr. Evans from Good Times Carmine the big ragu
|by Anonymous||reply 278||03/18/2012|
Bump Bump Bump
|by Anonymous||reply 279||02/23/2013|
Battle of the Network Stars.
Robert Conrad. Gregory Harrison. William R. Moses. Marc Singer. Lorenzo Lamas.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||02/23/2013|