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How Do Guys Masturbate With Soap?

If I were to do this, it would make the skin of my dick dry as fuck, and eventually flake off. It would also feel and look as if I was in a grease fire. I would hardly be able to pee, the skin would be so painful and hard. How are some guys able to get away with this?

by Anonymousreply 4312/21/2010

Different soap? Different skin? Different grip? What's it to ya?

by Anonymousreply 112/20/2010

Use Dove, with moisturizer.

by Anonymousreply 212/20/2010

Try using Lava, with pumice.

by Anonymousreply 312/20/2010

Well, if I didn't carve my soap boyfriends, I wouldn't have any friends at all.

by Anonymousreply 412/20/2010

Wi their hands?

by Anonymousreply 512/20/2010

Well, you don't leave the soap on after you cum.

by Anonymousreply 612/20/2010

Bath gel, OP. Bath gel.

by Anonymousreply 712/20/2010

Well if you were uncircumcised, you wouldn't need soap or lube to masturbate...just your silky foreskin sliding back and forth. Feels great intact.

by Anonymousreply 812/20/2010

I can't use soap. It gets into the eye of my cock and then burns most unpleasantly. I thought most guys were the same.

by Anonymousreply 912/20/2010

silky foreskin= head cheese

by Anonymousreply 1012/20/2010

R10...grow up.

by Anonymousreply 1112/20/2010

How much hair gathers in a kitten's belly?

by Anonymousreply 1212/20/2010

OP, did it occur to you that you may have incipient leprosy? Maybe soap is not the issue here.

by Anonymousreply 1312/20/2010

R9, just keep your hand around the shaft of your dick and the soap won't get in there.

by Anonymousreply 1412/20/2010

Give it up already r8

by Anonymousreply 1512/20/2010

I dont masturbate in the shower.

by Anonymousreply 1612/20/2010

One of those little round Band-aids keeps the soap out.

by Anonymousreply 1712/20/2010

Oh my God you guys still masturbate in the shower? Using soap as lube? What are you, 15? Afraid of mom catching you anywhere else?

OP, I'm a grown up. I use lube. And I masturbate in bed or in my big comfy computer desk chair.


by Anonymousreply 1812/20/2010

I've never been able to use soap and rarely use lube for that matter. Usually do it dry.

by Anonymousreply 1912/20/2010

That's very impressive, r18. You must be proud.

by Anonymousreply 2012/20/2010

r18, sounds like you masturbate a lot. No Todd lately?

by Anonymousreply 2112/20/2010

Wow, r18, you sound like a real prize. I live alone and jerk off in many places, including the shower (because I enjoy it). What I don't do, however, is judge others and their maturity by their masturbation habits.

by Anonymousreply 2212/20/2010

Who the fuck still uses bar soap?!?%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 2312/20/2010

I still use bar soap. And judging from the washcloth thread, it seems like all you guys do is beat off in the shower, and then run your hand through your asscrack. Ew.

by Anonymousreply 2412/20/2010

You still use bar-soap, so your opinion is pretty much null and void.

by Anonymousreply 2512/20/2010

Ugh, getting soap up your peehole and then peeing is the most painful feeling in the world. There's no way I would ever masturbate with soap.

by Anonymousreply 2612/20/2010

R18. Very nice...Mom will never catch you in the safe confines of your bed or comfy computer desk chair in the basement.

by Anonymousreply 2712/20/2010

I exclusively have jo'd in the shower for the past 15 years probably. Can't do it dry, saves cleanup...right down the drainer and into your drinking water faucets :)

by Anonymousreply 2812/20/2010

You all sound dirty.

by Anonymousreply 2912/20/2010

I use glide

by Anonymousreply 3012/20/2010

Jerking off in the shower is like taking a piss in a urinal.

Utilitarian, and a waste, when your hard manhood could be spurting its seed into my grateful, willing mouth.

by Anonymousreply 3112/20/2010

Anyone else's cum turn into a sticky glue when you get in on your hands and then your hands get wet?

by Anonymousreply 3212/20/2010

Does the OP use soap to wash his penis? If fear of a dry foreskin makes one avoid washing,that must be one skanky nutsack

by Anonymousreply 3312/20/2010

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again, with the soap.

by Anonymousreply 3412/20/2010

Oh, FUCK, that's hot. Halfway to cumming just looking at it.

by Anonymousreply 3512/20/2010

I have to sit down with pron and lube. Takes about an hour to find a scene that puts me over the top. %0D %0D Some guys are easy cummers. They're already leaking pre-cum beofre they take their pants off. Wacking it is almost unnecessary (check out some of the vids of "hands-free" cummers). I actually think they have to hold back or they'd cum in seconds.

by Anonymousreply 3612/21/2010

At the gym what choice do you have? Who keeps lube in their locker?

by Anonymousreply 3712/21/2010

[quote]the eye of my cock %0D %0D I'd never heard that! I'll have to start using that.

by Anonymousreply 3812/21/2010

I use lotion in the shower, then I wash it off.

by Anonymousreply 3912/21/2010

I'm one of those, R36, and I love it.

by Anonymousreply 4012/21/2010

Conditioner: it's not just for shine, body, & bounce, you know.

by Anonymousreply 4112/21/2010

R36. An hour to cum? An hour? Oh Jesus, you're too much work.

by Anonymousreply 4212/21/2010

OP, have you tried using water as well? The Soap will feel much smoother this way as well.

by Anonymousreply 4312/21/2010
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