If I were to do this, it would make the skin of my dick dry as fuck, and eventually flake off. It would also feel and look as if I was in a grease fire. I would hardly be able to pee, the skin would be so painful and hard. How are some guys able to get away with this?
How Do Guys Masturbate With Soap?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/21/2010|
Use Dove, with moisturizer.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/20/2010|
Try using Lava, with pumice.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/20/2010|
Well, if I didn't carve my soap boyfriends, I wouldn't have any friends at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/20/2010|
Wi their hands?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/20/2010|
Well, you don't leave the soap on after you cum.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/20/2010|
Bath gel, OP. Bath gel.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/20/2010|
I can't use soap. It gets into the eye of my cock and then burns most unpleasantly. I thought most guys were the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/20/2010|
silky foreskin= head cheese
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/20/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/20/2010|
How much hair gathers in a kitten's belly?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/20/2010|
OP, did it occur to you that you may have incipient leprosy? Maybe soap is not the issue here.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/20/2010|
R9, just keep your hand around the shaft of your dick and the soap won't get in there.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/20/2010|
Give it up already r8
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/20/2010|
I dont masturbate in the shower.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/20/2010|
One of those little round Band-aids keeps the soap out.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/20/2010|
Oh my God you guys still masturbate in the shower? Using soap as lube? What are you, 15? Afraid of mom catching you anywhere else?
OP, I'm a grown up. I use lube. And I masturbate in bed or in my big comfy computer desk chair.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/20/2010|
I've never been able to use soap and rarely use lube for that matter. Usually do it dry.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/20/2010|
That's very impressive, r18. You must be proud.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/20/2010|
r18, sounds like you masturbate a lot. No Todd lately?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/21/2010|
Wow, r18, you sound like a real prize. I live alone and jerk off in many places, including the shower (because I enjoy it). What I don't do, however, is judge others and their maturity by their masturbation habits.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/21/2010|
Who the fuck still uses bar soap?!?%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/21/2010|
I still use bar soap. And judging from the washcloth thread, it seems like all you guys do is beat off in the shower, and then run your hand through your asscrack. Ew.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/21/2010|
You still use bar-soap, so your opinion is pretty much null and void.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/21/2010|
Ugh, getting soap up your peehole and then peeing is the most painful feeling in the world. There's no way I would ever masturbate with soap.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/21/2010|
R18. Very nice...Mom will never catch you in the safe confines of your bed or comfy computer desk chair in the basement.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/21/2010|
I exclusively have jo'd in the shower for the past 15 years probably. Can't do it dry, saves cleanup...right down the drainer and into your drinking water faucets :)
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/21/2010|
You all sound dirty.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/21/2010|
I use glide
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/21/2010|
Jerking off in the shower is like taking a piss in a urinal.
Utilitarian, and a waste, when your hard manhood could be spurting its seed into my grateful, willing mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/21/2010|
Anyone else's cum turn into a sticky glue when you get in on your hands and then your hands get wet?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/21/2010|
Does the OP use soap to wash his penis? If fear of a dry foreskin makes one avoid washing,that must be one skanky nutsack
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/21/2010|
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again, with the soap.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/21/2010|
Oh, FUCK, that's hot. Halfway to cumming just looking at it.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/21/2010|
I have to sit down with pron and lube. Takes about an hour to find a scene that puts me over the top. %0D %0D Some guys are easy cummers. They're already leaking pre-cum beofre they take their pants off. Wacking it is almost unnecessary (check out some of the vids of "hands-free" cummers). I actually think they have to hold back or they'd cum in seconds.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/21/2010|
At the gym what choice do you have? Who keeps lube in their locker?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/21/2010|
[quote]the eye of my cock %0D %0D I'd never heard that! I'll have to start using that.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/21/2010|
I use lotion in the shower, then I wash it off.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/21/2010|
I'm one of those, R36, and I love it.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/21/2010|
Conditioner: it's not just for shine, body, & bounce, you know.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/21/2010|
R36. An hour to cum? An hour? Oh Jesus, you're too much work.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/21/2010|
OP, have you tried using water as well? The Soap will feel much smoother this way as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/21/2010|