*Breaking* Taylor Lautner''s New Penis Outline Pixxx
|by Anonymous||reply 67||11/25/2011|
No thanks! He is actually in an open relationship with Bryan Singer. Major turn-off!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/15/2010|
Hardly "breaking." Those pics have been around for over a year.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/15/2010|
Taylor Lautner has a new penis?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/15/2010|
how he's a GROWER
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/16/2010|
[quote]He is actually in an open relationship with Bryan Singer. Major turn-off!%0D %0D Ewwwww! Didn't know that.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/16/2010|
[quote]Ewwwww! Didn't know that.
It's pretty much common knowledge on gossip boards since earlier this year based on BIs, sightings of Taylor driving Singer's car, the sudden appearance of a girlfriend for Singer while he proclaims he and Taylor are just really good friends who call each other on a daily basis.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/16/2010|
Bryan is a top so I guess Taylor is the bottom?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/16/2010|
Bryan turned straight and has a gf.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/16/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/16/2010|
I've forgotten to add the heartwarming blessing of Phil Collins to allow his daughter to date Taylor L.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/16/2010|
Why do you think Taylor is gay? Why...because his voice is high. Well, I've got news for you: he's 18 and a man's voice changes as he transitions from boy to man. He's at that awkward stage. But the facts speak for themselves. Has he been publicly linked romantically with countless gorgeous young ladies? Yes. Has he ever been publicly linked romantically with men? Gosh, NO! This one is straight. Sorry, gays. Go sniff around Matt Bomer if you want some young hot gay boy. %0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/16/2010|
Love the Tex Avery wolf in the last pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/16/2010|
R11's pussy smells from the too small leggings shes been wearing. Wash your gunt and stop fingering yourself with pizza grease on your fingers.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/16/2010|
R13 is the reason for DL's rapid and precipitous decline.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/16/2010|
taylor is an extreme butterface
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/16/2010|
[quote]a man's voice changes as he transitions from boy to man.%0D %0D It's not just the pitch of his voice. Watch the premiere interview ("the ballet studio scene is AMAZING!") clip. It's also the the inflections and mannerisms in his speech. As someone once said of him on another thread, it's like Judy Garland slapping you in the face with a pile of dicks.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/16/2010|
r15, in what world is Taylor ugly? The boy is dreamy, and you must either be blind or certifiably insane if you can't see that. He is gorgeous, and he will only get better looking as he ages, if that's even possible.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/16/2010|
oh dear R17...
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/16/2010|
How could he be ugly if Bryan Singer got the hots for him? Bryan only picks the young and beautiful. I would rather go for Bryan's taste than those who think Taylor is ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/16/2010|
R14=partial birth abortion survivor.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/16/2010|
It's funny how this no-name twink thought he was Bryan Singer's one and only and then he found out he was screwing Taylor Lautner behind his back.Hilarious!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/16/2010|
I watched "Twilight Eclipse" last night and I have to concur Taylor Lautner is a hot piece of ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/16/2010|
He has no nostrils. He can't blow you. He'd suffocate.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/16/2010|
so what if he just picked up a roll of quarters from the bank. He was probably on the way to the laundrymat.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/16/2010|
Was he on the Comeback?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/16/2010|
It's truly reprehensable to accuse someone of being a homosexual without any proof. Taylor is still very young and a false accusation of this sort could scar him emotionally. You should really watch what you say before you have all the facts. Oh, and if you must know, he's straight. S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/16/2010|
[quote]It's truly reprehensable to accuse someone of being a homosexual without any proof.
Thanks for proving that there are stupid hausfraus lurking on this site.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/17/2010|
My virus protection came on when I clicked on the pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/17/2010|
[quote]This one is straight. Sorry, gays.
Rock Hudson is NOT GAY!
Liberace is NOT GAY!
Tab Hunter is NOT GAY!
Tony Perkins is NOT GAY!
George Michael is NOT GAY!
Lance Bass is NOT GAY!
Clay Aiken is NOT GAY!
Ricky Martin is NOT GAY!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/18/2010|
I'd love to see him completely naked. I'm jealous of anyone who does.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/18/2010|
"Singer ... proclaims he and Taylor are just really good friends who call each other on a daily basis."
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/18/2010|
"It's truly reprehensable to accuse someone of being a homosexual without any proof."%0D %0D Only if you believe that there's something wrong with being homosexual. Otherwise it's the same as being accused of being black or female. You just shrug and say, "I'm not", and it doesn't emotionally scar you at all unless you hate gay people.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/18/2010|
Open me gate
But dock it straight!
I see it lists to starboard.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/18/2010|
More stories on Taylor-Bryan please. Why would Taylor be interested in Bryan, a man whose older than his own dad?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/18/2010|
"The boy is dreamy"
Sandra Dee, please stop posting on DL!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/18/2010|
How old IS Taylor's dad, R34?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/18/2010|
Weho Confidential has some great gossip on Bryan Singer..I find them legit cuz who would talk about Bryan Singer? Here are some dish.. scroll down
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/18/2010|
There is nothing more I would love to do more then eat the shit out of John McCain's diaper!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/18/2010|
"taylor is an extreme butterface"
Minus the "er."
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/18/2010|
[quote]Taylor Lautner has a new penis?%0D %0D Yes, but it's apparently breaking.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/18/2010|
Has anyone yet noted that these pictures are from about two years ago?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/18/2010|
Taylor Lautner Gives Oprah 3 Reasons for Fans to Think He's Gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/18/2010|
What Taylor Lautner Looks for in a Girl!
Basically a faghag...
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/18/2010|
r41, r2 was on it. As usual we choose to ignore and continue discussing Taylor's penis and small nostrils.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/18/2010|
He may have a tricked out body, but it still doesn't divert your attention from that screamingly ugly face.
And does he still have his baby teeth?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/18/2010|
It's ridiculous that Taylor Lautner's handlers and PR machine insist on keeping him in the Hollywood closet. He is so obviously 100% without-a-doubt GAY the bearding attempts are pathetic. If Lautner publicly came out, I seriously doubt the Twilight franchise (as shitty as it is) would suffer financially.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/20/2010|
watched eclpise this weekend. did he have slight work done on his nose? do you think he is doing it in stages?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/20/2010|
[quote]watched eclpise this weekend. did he have slight work done on his nose? do you think he is doing it in stages?
I don't think so. I don't think he could get a nose job without it looking completely obvious. It's wide but very stubby. Those kind of noses are very hard for a cosmetic surgeon to work with and the end result is often times unnatural looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||12/20/2010|
I don't get why he would date Bryan Singer. Bryan Singer is not that attractive. I remember Keram said David Geffen made five passes at Taylor without any success. LOL.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||12/20/2010|
one of his nostrils looked kinda pinched. i was wondering. he photographs fine from above.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||12/20/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 51||12/20/2010|
I don't see a difference, his nose looks the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/10/2011|
If he did, they made his nose worse.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/10/2011|
He appears to have a good-sized cock based on the photos.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/10/2011|
Sorry, you can kid yourself if you want to, but Taylor Lautner is straight.
Even if he was gay, it wouldn't be anybody's business.
Besides, he could do better if he was gay.
At least match him up with a hot guy, as long as you're making up shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/25/2011|
It's Taylor who is the "Gay Twilight Star" outed in the National Enquirer.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/25/2011|
My pussy stinks!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/25/2011|
My apologies if this has been posted before, I found it on the WeHo Confidential site. I laughed out loud.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/25/2011|
Wasn't it the Examiner, R56? Or is the Enquirer doing a feature on this too?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/25/2011|
I think we can safely say that Taylor is straight. I caught him on rerun with Jay Leno last night, and he doesn't "ping" in the slightest. His vocal inflection and hand gestures were just like any straight 20-year-old man. He had the confidence of a straight man. His traditional masculinity comes off as effortless. I think his normal teenage geekiness in earlier interviews (e.g. the infamous "ballet studio scene is amazing" interview) was misinterpreted as homosexuality. Obviously nothing can be further from the truth. He's straight, which everyone needs to except.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||11/25/2011|
I assume that's meant as a joke, R60.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||11/25/2011|
No joke. I think we can put down the gavel on this one. I urge you to run to see him in his new blockbuster film, "Breaking Dawn." The film is breaking every box office record. Everyone is talking about it, and how commanding and masculine Taylor is. Again, he projects just an effortless masculinity. I think he's pretty much been assured leading man status for years to come. That raw heteroexual masculinity will be on display in what promises to be his next huge blockbuster film, Incarceron. Expect him and Lilly Collins to go very public about their relationship shortly.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||11/25/2011|
In all this hype about Taylor Lautner, there are a thousand non-famous guys better looking than him, in any major western city.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||11/25/2011|
@R62 "That raw heteroexual masculinity will be on display in what promises to be his next huge blockbuster film" obviously its called acting.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||11/25/2011|
He's got the forced masculinity of Tom Cruise.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||11/25/2011|
R11, poor dear
|by Anonymous||reply 66||11/25/2011|
Taylor Lautner is eventually going to have to turn to Scientology to closet him. His agency is not being convincing enough.
Scientology literally stalks people who try and out their celebrities.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||11/25/2011|