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*Breaking* Taylor Lautner''s New Penis Outline Pixxx


by Anonymousreply 6711/25/2011

Hardly "breaking." Those pics have been around for over a year.

by Anonymousreply 212/16/2010

[quote]He is actually in an open relationship with Bryan Singer. Major turn-off!%0D %0D Ewwwww! Didn't know that.

by Anonymousreply 512/16/2010

[quote]Ewwwww! Didn't know that.

It's pretty much common knowledge on gossip boards since earlier this year based on BIs, sightings of Taylor driving Singer's car, the sudden appearance of a girlfriend for Singer while he proclaims he and Taylor are just really good friends who call each other on a daily basis.

by Anonymousreply 612/16/2010

Bryan turned straight and has a gf.

by Anonymousreply 812/16/2010


by Anonymousreply 912/16/2010

I've forgotten to add the heartwarming blessing of Phil Collins to allow his daughter to date Taylor L.

by Anonymousreply 1012/16/2010

Why do you think Taylor is gay? Why...because his voice is high. Well, I've got news for you: he's 18 and a man's voice changes as he transitions from boy to man. He's at that awkward stage. But the facts speak for themselves. Has he been publicly linked romantically with countless gorgeous young ladies? Yes. Has he ever been publicly linked romantically with men? Gosh, NO! This one is straight. Sorry, gays. Go sniff around Matt Bomer if you want some young hot gay boy. %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 1112/16/2010

Love the Tex Avery wolf in the last pic.

by Anonymousreply 1212/16/2010

R11's pussy smells from the too small leggings shes been wearing. Wash your gunt and stop fingering yourself with pizza grease on your fingers.

by Anonymousreply 1312/16/2010

R13 is the reason for DL's rapid and precipitous decline.

by Anonymousreply 1412/16/2010

taylor is an extreme butterface

by Anonymousreply 1512/16/2010

[quote]a man's voice changes as he transitions from boy to man.%0D %0D It's not just the pitch of his voice. Watch the premiere interview ("the ballet studio scene is AMAZING!") clip. It's also the the inflections and mannerisms in his speech. As someone once said of him on another thread, it's like Judy Garland slapping you in the face with a pile of dicks.

by Anonymousreply 1612/16/2010

r15, in what world is Taylor ugly? The boy is dreamy, and you must either be blind or certifiably insane if you can't see that. He is gorgeous, and he will only get better looking as he ages, if that's even possible.

by Anonymousreply 1712/16/2010

oh dear R17...

by Anonymousreply 1812/16/2010

How could he be ugly if Bryan Singer got the hots for him? Bryan only picks the young and beautiful. I would rather go for Bryan's taste than those who think Taylor is ugly.

by Anonymousreply 1912/16/2010

R14=partial birth abortion survivor.

by Anonymousreply 2012/16/2010

It's funny how this no-name twink thought he was Bryan Singer's one and only and then he found out he was screwing Taylor Lautner behind his back.Hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 2112/16/2010

I watched "Twilight Eclipse" last night and I have to concur Taylor Lautner is a hot piece of ass.

by Anonymousreply 2212/16/2010

He has no nostrils. He can't blow you. He'd suffocate.

by Anonymousreply 2312/16/2010

so what if he just picked up a roll of quarters from the bank. He was probably on the way to the laundrymat.

by Anonymousreply 2412/16/2010

Was he on the Comeback?

by Anonymousreply 2512/16/2010

[quote]It's truly reprehensable to accuse someone of being a homosexual without any proof.

Thanks for proving that there are stupid hausfraus lurking on this site.

by Anonymousreply 2712/18/2010

My virus protection came on when I clicked on the pic.

by Anonymousreply 2812/18/2010

[quote]This one is straight. Sorry, gays.

Rock Hudson is NOT GAY!

Liberace is NOT GAY!

Tab Hunter is NOT GAY!

Tony Perkins is NOT GAY!

George Michael is NOT GAY!

Lance Bass is NOT GAY!

Clay Aiken is NOT GAY!

Ricky Martin is NOT GAY!

by Anonymousreply 2912/18/2010

I'd love to see him completely naked. I'm jealous of anyone who does.

by Anonymousreply 3012/18/2010

"Singer ... proclaims he and Taylor are just really good friends who call each other on a daily basis."

Link please.

by Anonymousreply 3112/18/2010

"It's truly reprehensable to accuse someone of being a homosexual without any proof."%0D %0D Only if you believe that there's something wrong with being homosexual. Otherwise it's the same as being accused of being black or female. You just shrug and say, "I'm not", and it doesn't emotionally scar you at all unless you hate gay people.

by Anonymousreply 3212/18/2010

Open me gate

But dock it straight!

I see it lists to starboard.

by Anonymousreply 3312/18/2010

More stories on Taylor-Bryan please. Why would Taylor be interested in Bryan, a man whose older than his own dad?

by Anonymousreply 3412/18/2010

"The boy is dreamy"

Sandra Dee, please stop posting on DL!

by Anonymousreply 3512/18/2010

How old IS Taylor's dad, R34?

by Anonymousreply 3612/18/2010

Weho Confidential has some great gossip on Bryan Singer..I find them legit cuz who would talk about Bryan Singer? Here are some dish.. scroll down

by Anonymousreply 3712/18/2010

There is nothing more I would love to do more then eat the shit out of John McCain's diaper!

by Anonymousreply 3812/18/2010

"taylor is an extreme butterface"

Minus the "er."

by Anonymousreply 3912/18/2010

[quote]Taylor Lautner has a new penis?%0D %0D Yes, but it's apparently breaking.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 4012/18/2010

Has anyone yet noted that these pictures are from about two years ago?

by Anonymousreply 4112/18/2010

Taylor Lautner Gives Oprah 3 Reasons for Fans to Think He's Gay.

by Anonymousreply 4212/18/2010

What Taylor Lautner Looks for in a Girl!

Basically a faghag...

by Anonymousreply 4312/18/2010

r41, r2 was on it. As usual we choose to ignore and continue discussing Taylor's penis and small nostrils.

by Anonymousreply 4412/18/2010

He may have a tricked out body, but it still doesn't divert your attention from that screamingly ugly face.

And does he still have his baby teeth?

by Anonymousreply 4512/18/2010

It's ridiculous that Taylor Lautner's handlers and PR machine insist on keeping him in the Hollywood closet. He is so obviously 100% without-a-doubt GAY the bearding attempts are pathetic. If Lautner publicly came out, I seriously doubt the Twilight franchise (as shitty as it is) would suffer financially.

by Anonymousreply 4612/20/2010

watched eclpise this weekend. did he have slight work done on his nose? do you think he is doing it in stages?

by Anonymousreply 4712/20/2010

[quote]watched eclpise this weekend. did he have slight work done on his nose? do you think he is doing it in stages?

I don't think so. I don't think he could get a nose job without it looking completely obvious. It's wide but very stubby. Those kind of noses are very hard for a cosmetic surgeon to work with and the end result is often times unnatural looking.

by Anonymousreply 4812/20/2010

I don't get why he would date Bryan Singer. Bryan Singer is not that attractive. I remember Keram said David Geffen made five passes at Taylor without any success. LOL.

by Anonymousreply 4912/20/2010

one of his nostrils looked kinda pinched. i was wondering. he photographs fine from above.

by Anonymousreply 5012/20/2010


by Anonymousreply 5112/20/2010

I don't see a difference, his nose looks the same.

by Anonymousreply 5202/10/2011

If he did, they made his nose worse.

by Anonymousreply 5302/11/2011

He appears to have a good-sized cock based on the photos.

by Anonymousreply 5402/11/2011

Sorry, you can kid yourself if you want to, but Taylor Lautner is straight.

Even if he was gay, it wouldn't be anybody's business.

Besides, he could do better if he was gay.

At least match him up with a hot guy, as long as you're making up shit.

by Anonymousreply 5511/25/2011

It's Taylor who is the "Gay Twilight Star" outed in the National Enquirer.

by Anonymousreply 5611/25/2011

My pussy stinks!

by Anonymousreply 5711/25/2011

My apologies if this has been posted before, I found it on the WeHo Confidential site. I laughed out loud.

by Anonymousreply 5811/25/2011

Wasn't it the Examiner, R56? Or is the Enquirer doing a feature on this too?

by Anonymousreply 5911/25/2011

I think we can safely say that Taylor is straight. I caught him on rerun with Jay Leno last night, and he doesn't "ping" in the slightest. His vocal inflection and hand gestures were just like any straight 20-year-old man. He had the confidence of a straight man. His traditional masculinity comes off as effortless. I think his normal teenage geekiness in earlier interviews (e.g. the infamous "ballet studio scene is amazing" interview) was misinterpreted as homosexuality. Obviously nothing can be further from the truth. He's straight, which everyone needs to except.

by Anonymousreply 6011/25/2011

No joke. I think we can put down the gavel on this one. I urge you to run to see him in his new blockbuster film, "Breaking Dawn." The film is breaking every box office record. Everyone is talking about it, and how commanding and masculine Taylor is. Again, he projects just an effortless masculinity. I think he's pretty much been assured leading man status for years to come. That raw heteroexual masculinity will be on display in what promises to be his next huge blockbuster film, Incarceron. Expect him and Lilly Collins to go very public about their relationship shortly.

by Anonymousreply 6211/25/2011

In all this hype about Taylor Lautner, there are a thousand non-famous guys better looking than him, in any major western city.

by Anonymousreply 6311/25/2011

@R62 "That raw heteroexual masculinity will be on display in what promises to be his next huge blockbuster film" obviously its called acting.

by Anonymousreply 6411/25/2011

He's got the forced masculinity of Tom Cruise.

by Anonymousreply 6511/25/2011

R11, poor dear

by Anonymousreply 6611/25/2011

Taylor Lautner is eventually going to have to turn to Scientology to closet him. His agency is not being convincing enough.

Scientology literally stalks people who try and out their celebrities.

by Anonymousreply 6711/25/2011
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