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Where is the filthiest place you''ve ever had sex?

I mean absolutely filthy and disgusting and you can't believe that you allowed yourself to have sex in such squalor.

by Anonymousreply 7904/17/2013

East Side Club. NYC.

by Anonymousreply 112/14/2010

Roof of my building on 18th between 5th and 6th in NYC. The smell of tar was overwhelming. Fortunately, other things were going on that negated that.%0D %0D Other places: video booths wherein your shoes stuck to the floor. Dallas, St. Louis, and Orlando.%0D %0D And a trick's apartment that was absolutely disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 212/14/2010

Train from Glasgow to London. Had vomit on the floor but we were so horny!

by Anonymousreply 312/14/2010

Bathroom at Six Flags over Texas 1994

by Anonymousreply 412/14/2010

An abandoned, condemned, boarded up old house in my hometown.

Apparently my deeply closeted hookup saw this as the only "safe" place we could do it? I suggested Motel 6 and even the back of his SUV but he said it was still too risky for people to find out...

Oh the joys of living a double life.

by Anonymousreply 512/14/2010

In my ass - duh!

by Anonymousreply 612/14/2010

In a train station bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 712/14/2010

In a public toilet in Odessa, Ukraine. There was no lighting and it was pitch black inside. People would just piss and shit along the wall. There was absolutely no sanitation. I fucked a guy in the mouth. When I came out of the toilet, I had, yes, piss and shit on my shoes.

by Anonymousreply 812/14/2010

I think R8 wins.

by Anonymousreply 912/14/2010

Studz on Alabama in Houston

by Anonymousreply 1012/14/2010

Bar's snatch.

by Anonymousreply 1112/14/2010

Bullshit, r8. Just nasty.

by Anonymousreply 1212/14/2010

Under a bridge in Philadelphia. Pissed in the guy's mouth. A bunch of it got back onto my pants. They were the only pair I had with me, which was inconvenient the next day during classes at Wharton.

by Anonymousreply 1312/14/2010

My bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 1412/14/2010

In a park near my old apt. I got hard and pulled my running pants down a little but, my bf pulled his pants down in the back and sat on it. It was really hot because anyone could have walked up.

by Anonymousreply 1512/14/2010

In the ass, Bob.

by Anonymousreply 1612/14/2010

[quote]In a public toilet in Odessa, Ukraine. There was no lighting and it was pitch black inside. People would just piss and shit along the wall. There was absolutely no sanitation. I fucked a guy in the mouth. When I came out of the toilet, I had, yes, piss and shit on my shoes.

Public restrooms in Russia and Ukraine are indeed the filthiest places on the face of the earth.

And many of the guys do like to get fucked in the mouth, as opposed to sucking the way we're generally used to.

by Anonymousreply 1712/14/2010

What is getting fucked in the mouth?

by Anonymousreply 1812/14/2010

[quote]What is getting fucked in the mouth?

Are you, like, 12 years old? Do you mommies know you're on Datalounge?

You grab the fuckee by the back of the head and ram your dick down his throat.

by Anonymousreply 1912/14/2010

Bless you r16. But I believe it was more to the effect of "That would be Up the Butt, Bob". Nevertheless which one is correct, it's a classic.

by Anonymousreply 2012/14/2010

Reese Witherspoon

by Anonymousreply 2112/14/2010

I met a guy at the Blue Bugel in Stroudsburg, PA.%0D We went to his "house." A filthy tent on a barge docked in the Delaware River. I was drunk and didn't know what it looked like until the sun came up.

by Anonymousreply 2212/14/2010

Keep tellin' stories fellas, this thread is really heating up my oven!

by Anonymousreply 2312/14/2010

The Blue Bugle in Stroudsburg, PA - OMG I have not thought about that place in 30 years! Come to think of it, that was the filthiest place I ever had sex.

by Anonymousreply 2412/14/2010

One trick's apartment (in a project) that was filled with bags of trash and crawling with roaches...The bed was so covered in junk that we had to do it on the couch....I was very drunk. Then another time, in the trash room of some guy's building cause his roommate had friends over...Both times I just kept telling myself "this will make a good story".

by Anonymousreply 2512/14/2010

In a dead-roach-filled apartment in WeHo. I'd set off a bug bomb, went out for a while, picked up a guy and, in my states of horniness and anticipation, totally forgot about the bomb and opened the door to nearly every surface strewn with dead roaches.

Fortunately, my trick didn't think too much of it, and the sex was incredible.

by Anonymousreply 2612/14/2010

In a time-share condo in Palm Springs decorated entirely by Walmart - I think the thread count on his sheets was a negative number. Was it dirty dirty? No, but sense of aesthetics was offended to the point of nausea.

by Anonymousreply 2712/14/2010

r26's story is like something out of a John Waters movie.

"Don't mind the mess, Ah just set off a bug bomb..."

by Anonymousreply 2812/14/2010

Youngstown, Ohio.

by Anonymousreply 2912/14/2010

Sorry R16, but Bob Eubanks says that the "Up the butt" response is actually an urban legend.

by Anonymousreply 3012/14/2010

R30 Who cares ? It's a legend here.

by Anonymousreply 3112/15/2010

Here's the actual video, people:

Funniest Blooper in Game Show History

by Anonymousreply 3212/15/2010

Perez Hilton's hole.

by Anonymousreply 3312/15/2010

The bathrooms at the Adonis Theater in NYC. And just about every other available spot there at one time or another.

by Anonymousreply 3412/15/2010

On the side of a highway in Alexandria, Egypt.

by Anonymousreply 3512/15/2010

The Four Seasons in Chicago.

Go see me in "Country Strong" glorious gays.


by Anonymousreply 3612/15/2010

My mind.

by Anonymousreply 3712/15/2010


by Anonymousreply 3803/03/2011

On the river bank near a sewer house. It smelled bad, but otherwise wasn't dirty.

by Anonymousreply 3903/03/2011

Old Lady's basement:

Mr. Versatile finally returned a favor while we were preparing for an estate sale. Earlier in the day, somebody suggested we recycle all the glass Ball jars. We opened one. The smell of vomit and tomatoes penetrated everything. The owner also had pets. There were petrified turds dotting the basement floor.

It was here that Mr. Versatile finally pounded my virgin hole. I found my face pressed down into a piss-stained braided rug. Opening my eyes, with my cheek still on the floor, I spied a furry turd less than a foot away from my face.

We'd also been drinking the knotty-pine bar clean of frou frou liqueurs, so kissing was a mix of cigarettes, gingivitis and something perhaps mango.

by Anonymousreply 4003/04/2011

A muddy field in the middle of a big music festival and any number of bar bathrooms.

by Anonymousreply 4103/04/2011


by Anonymousreply 4203/09/2011

A gay sex club in Europe. It was actually pretty clean, but the entire experience was pretty sleazy. The room was dark and the guy I was with (who had clearly been there before) laid down paper towels before I hopped into the sling to get fucked. I can't say I'll ever do that again, but it was something I wanted to cross off my bucket list.

by Anonymousreply 4303/09/2011

Another fan of the Blue Bugle! The only gay bar I've ever been to with polkas in the juke box.

by Anonymousreply 4403/09/2011

Le Depot in Paris. Hot, sleazy men with delicious uncut cocks, but the place smelled like rancid piss, fresh shit and santorum.

by Anonymousreply 4503/09/2011

r43, I think you now call it your "fuckit list.

by Anonymousreply 4603/09/2011

This guys apartment on 9th Ave and 50th Street, above Lime Jungle. He was kind of cute and had a sweet body, but when I walked into his apartment it was what hoarders was about. One room just had newspaper and magazines piled 7 feet up, the one room, with he bed had clothes hung up everywhere. It was crazy. That place sobered me up pretty quickly....

by Anonymousreply 4703/09/2011

clean bump!

by Anonymousreply 4807/07/2011

Dick Dock, in front of an audience.

by Anonymousreply 4907/07/2011

What the heck is "Dick Dock"?

by Anonymousreply 5007/07/2011

a port o john on the side of a highway while a trucker looked on. it was totally hot.

by Anonymousreply 5107/07/2011

None of these little tales mentions the word "condoms." What is wrong with you people?%0D

by Anonymousreply 5207/07/2011

Gee [R25] maybe its because not every sex act requires a condom.

by Anonymousreply 5307/07/2011

On a wooden "sorting table" in the lost and found room at an amusement park I was working at. It was not air conditioned and above one of the restaurants. Was filthy but the maintenance guy fucking me was too hot to pass up.%0D %0D Also in the bathroom at Griffith Park. Smelled awful and really wasn't worth it.

by Anonymousreply 5407/07/2011

I'm sure at least one of you has done it in one of Andrew Sullivan's holes and I can't think of any place more filthy and disgusting.%0D

by Anonymousreply 5507/07/2011

With Andy Cohen in his clubhouse after the show was over.

by Anonymousreply 5607/07/2011

On a filthy mattress in a shanty lean to that a beautiful thug took me to on the side of the highway near a cruising bridge in St. Catherines, On.

by Anonymousreply 5707/07/2011


by Anonymousreply 5807/07/2011

The mother of all bars: The Mine Shaft in NYC.%0D %0D The mother of all porn houses: Pilgrim Theatre in Boston.%0D %0D They're gone but not forgotten. Today's Internet could never compare to the pure unadulterated sex at those two landmarks. Bring them back!

by Anonymousreply 5907/07/2011

Cheryl's vagina.

by Anonymousreply 6007/07/2011

In a dirty, musty area on the lower level at Splash Bar about 7-8 years ago. I was lusting after this from the gym. Body and dick to die for. Didn't even know if he was gay or not, but wanted him anyway. Once I saw him at Splash I began to pursue him. I realized that was his regular haunt. Don't think I was necessarily his type, but I finally wore him down one night. We went downstairs to a dark, dingy area near the coat check area. It was behind the stairwell if I remembered correctly. It was summer and early in the evening, so there was no coat check guy and no traffic. I bent over and let him do his thing. 11 thick inches, no lie. Which is one of the reasons I pursued him so.

by Anonymousreply 6107/08/2011

Was he Latino, R61?

by Anonymousreply 6207/08/2011

black, from Trinidad. He was beautiful. Muscular football player build, very masculine, and that dick. I remember seeing it for the first time flaccid in the locker room, and my mouth literally dropped. I used to cruise him in the showers and he wouldn't give me the time of day. He would quickly shower and leave, so that's why I was uncertain if he was gay.

by Anonymousreply 6307/08/2011

behind the church next to its dumpster.

by Anonymousreply 6407/08/2011

The men's room on the balcony level at The Adonis. The floor was always wet. Always.

The men's room at GMHC.

by Anonymousreply 6507/08/2011

In the men's room on the 18th floor at 30 Rock. It was the time I took Tom Brokaw's butt cherry.

by Anonymousreply 6607/08/2011

Top floor of a now-closed porn theater in San Francisco's Tenderloin.

Bathrooms were upstairs just off a small, filthy landing. Along the walls were about 8 crackheads repeatedly lighting their pipes. It smelled like diarrhea and death.

by Anonymousreply 6707/08/2011

I love that the same guys telling us these stories are almost undoubtedly the same ones who would not wear a pair of jeans more than once without washing them, or who clutch their pearls here when other men at work take a dump in the office men's room.

by Anonymousreply 6807/08/2011

The dark room of some bar in Amsterdam. I went in there wearing a new white t shirt. The shirt came off sometime during my activities and then afterwards I went hunting for it. I picked it up off the floor and it looked like it was dipped in an oil well.

by Anonymousreply 6907/08/2011

[quote]I'm sure at least one of you has done it in one of Andrew Sullivan's holes and I can't think of any place more filthy and disgusting.%0D %0D Obviously, you haven't met D. Urinestain.

by Anonymousreply 7007/08/2011

[quote]What the heck is "Dick Dock"?

A delightful little enclave of P-Town

by Anonymousreply 7107/08/2011

Walla Walla Washington

by Anonymousreply 7207/08/2011

There was a porn theater on 44th and 9th in New York - you had to walk behind the screen and down the stairs to the dungeon area and cabins. Once there was a flood so they had put down wooden planks and palates in order to walk to and from the stairs to the cabins without getting your feet wet. Water rats were swimming about as men were having sex all around.

by Anonymousreply 7304/04/2013

in back of the EAGLE in NYC

by Anonymousreply 7404/04/2013

Not so much literally filthy as wonderfully sordid ...

Atlanta, 4th of July 1989: Got toe-curling head from a sexy redneck hustler beside a dumpster behind The Cove, a notorious dive.

by Anonymousreply 7504/04/2013

R53 ALL sex acts require a condom! Even oral. There is some nasty shit floating around out there. If I am banging a stranger (which I don't), I am wearing a rubber. If one doesn't mind HPV, herpes, syphillis, gonnorhea, chlamydia, hepatitis, etc. , then go for it. But that's not for me. And NO, I am not a "sex negative puritan".

by Anonymousreply 7604/04/2013

You people are disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 7704/04/2013

The King Cinema on W44th and 9th, now a restaurant.

by Anonymousreply 7804/17/2013

Oh yes you are, R76.

How do your tricks enjoy kissing your befanged snark hole through a sheet of aluminum foil?

Probably a relief, actually.

by Anonymousreply 7904/17/2013
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