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Lifeguard starring Sam Elliot

My god this movie is a 70's timecapsule and GODAWFUL! It stars an alien and squeaky voiced odd looking Anne Archer, a barely legal Kathleen Quinlan who wants Sam's ample tanned cock in the worst way... and my god so do I! HE. WAS. HOT. Not much bulge in his lifeguard shorts though. This is a camp classic!

by Anonymousreply 4307/02/2013

You forgot me, OP!

by Anonymousreply 112/07/2010

Agreed, OP. For hairy chest lovers it's nonstop lust.

by Anonymousreply 212/07/2010

Parker, I am sorry but you are such a non entity. ANd you are showing ZERO cock in your swimshorts as well. I think Kirstie was bullshitting us all!

by Anonymousreply 312/07/2010

I wasn't even born for another year. But my god he is the HOTTEST. And that hairy chest is to die for. And if you love movies that show southern CA in the 70's, it is pretty cool too. The musical score is SO CHEESY.

by Anonymousreply 412/07/2010

Have you seen Frogs, OP?

by Anonymousreply 512/07/2010

There is a movie from years ago with a young Sam Elliot. It's about the Olympics and Sam is getting in to a hot tub with another athlete. He flashes some cock, large and uncut as I recall. I was a young boy and fell in love with right then and there.

by Anonymousreply 612/07/2010

My brother has always said that watching this movie made him realize he was gay.

by Anonymousreply 712/07/2010

I've been in love with Sam Elliot for years, especially the way he looked in Roadhouse.

by Anonymousreply 812/07/2010

I was typing as I watched this movie for the first time. It was actually quite good. But campy and musically horrific. Highly recommended!

OLYMPICS COCK SAM ELLIOTT!??? I'm on it!

by Anonymousreply 912/07/2010

Could THIS be the movie, R6?

by Anonymousreply 1012/07/2010

"The Legacy" was another film I lusted after him in when I was young.

by Anonymousreply 1112/07/2010

Actually OP, it was an instant camp classic. Sort of a "showgirls" of its time. In fact they may have played it in a few midnite showings as our local art house a few times for laughs. But it did launch Sam Elliot into Gay Icon status

by Anonymousreply 1212/07/2010

Photos from Lifeguard & Sam Elliot>

by Anonymousreply 1312/07/2010

Tribute Link:

by Anonymousreply 1412/07/2010

r10, YES!

by Anonymousreply 1512/07/2010

R3 in 1990 Michael Musto wrote a BI about a "cheery" TV actress and her husband who is "a hardy and very gay boy."

by Anonymousreply 1612/07/2010

Sexy beast.

by Anonymousreply 1712/07/2010

Michael Bastian was inspired by this movie for his Spring collection last year.

by Anonymousreply 1812/07/2010

Watching right now. Sam Elliot? Extremely NOT sexy! OMG! He looks like a buck-toothed hillbilly piece of jerky!

by Anonymousreply 1912/07/2010

I'd like to see a remake where the Elliott and Parker Stevenson characters become lovers.

by Anonymousreply 2012/07/2010

Wait a minute, what's the lifeguard movie with super hunky John Wesley Shipp and Paul Keenan (the gay actor who played Tony the stable boy on Dynasty and who died of AIDS)? Is this the same thing or something else? Too lazy to google.

by Anonymousreply 2112/07/2010

Are you sure that move wasn't just your wet dream R21?

by Anonymousreply 2212/07/2010

See, now you made me look it up. It was a lifeguard movie from 1984 called Summer Fantasy with Shipp & Keenan and an odd assortment of z-listers (Michael Gross, Dorothy Lyman, Julianne Phillips). All I pretty much remember fromm the movie is Shipp's chest.

by Anonymousreply 2312/07/2010

"Summer Fantasy" is the perfect title considering the cast. Too bad we lot Keenan to AIDS.

by Anonymousreply 2412/07/2010

Did Sam ever do full frontal?

by Anonymousreply 2512/07/2010

Wasn't Sam on Mission Impossible as a replacement for the big dicked Peter Lupus?

by Anonymousreply 2612/07/2010

Always liked Sam Elliott. I thought he was smoldering hot in Mask.%0D %0D Right age, a bit rough, leather, Harley's,sexy voice,etc...

by Anonymousreply 2712/08/2010

"Summer Fantasy" clip off of YT - more the once-hot Ted Shackelford than Wesley Shipp.

by Anonymousreply 2807/01/2013

A friend of mine knew Sam quite intimately, back in the "Lifeguard" days (i.e., before marriage)

He would smile knowingly and refer to Sam's "magic 8 inches."

by Anonymousreply 2907/01/2013

Apparently, Sam Elliot caused 9/11:

by Anonymousreply 3007/01/2013

Does anyone remember "The Yellow Rose" an NBC prime-time soap that had a great cast: Sam Elliot, Cybill Shepherd, David Soul, Edward Albert Jr, Susan Anspach, Chuck Connors. A young Robin Wright and Deborah Shelton got their starts on it.

I remember Jane Russell came out of retirement to guest star as Elliot's long-lost mother, Rose. It was the era of movie stars doing TV prime-time soap work, starting with Lana Turner's successful guest shot on Falcon Crest.

by Anonymousreply 3107/01/2013

Jane Russell on The Yellow Rose:

by Anonymousreply 3207/01/2013

great skin color, also love his mustake but not when it's too big. What I most like about him is the combination of virility with the softness you can see throught his eyes. Not to mention his wonderful voice.

by Anonymousreply 3307/01/2013

Feeling 'funny' watching this on TV is how I realized I was gay

by Anonymousreply 3407/01/2013

Any photos of Sam without his moustache?

IIRC he suddenly looks kind of chinless without it.

by Anonymousreply 3507/01/2013

"He looks like a buck-toothed hillbilly piece of jerky!"

No, he doesn't. You must be blind or an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 3607/01/2013

haha just read r7 that makes 2 of us

by Anonymousreply 3707/01/2013

That's a great clip R28. I'd imagine that movie won quite a few Emmys back then for its strong performances. It still holds up today, the fashions and soundtrack are so current.

by Anonymousreply 3807/02/2013

the 80's porn actor Chad Douglas approaches a lot from Sam's type. Check it out, he's so hot!

by Anonymousreply 3907/02/2013

I wonder what Sam Elliot looks like without his moustache? Maybe he has no upper lip

by Anonymousreply 4007/02/2013

that was a very sexy time!

by Anonymousreply 4107/02/2013

He looks like this, R40

by Anonymousreply 4207/02/2013

Also, like this R40

by Anonymousreply 4307/02/2013
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