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Would you do Julian Assange?

Sometimes in close-up he looks blobby and pasty, but from a distance he always looks dapper and sexy.

by Anonymousreply 5812/05/2013

Ooh, is he ugly! No wonder everyone thinks he raped those two women. No woman in her right mind would willingly have sex with this ugly-ass freak.

by Anonymousreply 112/07/2010

In. a. heartbeat. I loves his looks.

by Anonymousreply 212/07/2010

yes. he looks rather suave in his suits, and has very kissable lips.

by Anonymousreply 312/07/2010

Another yes vote.

by Anonymousreply 412/07/2010

Would you people stop throwing the word "rape" around so freely?

What we do know in one case at least the dispute is that he's accused of at some point shifting to no condom use while having sex with at least one, if not two of his volunteers -- not people hired by the Swedish government, but people who worked for him. (I'm sure he thinks they were plants.) There are rumors of alcohol are more involved.

We don't know more than that because he won't answer the charges and fled from Sweden claiming it's all political.

Because we know political men never get involved in sex scandals and are always innocent.

They always make it worse by lying and hiding.

by Anonymousreply 512/07/2010

[quote]Sometimes in close-up he looks blobby and pasty, but from a distance he always looks dapper and sexy.

If you were doing him, which view would you be having?

by Anonymousreply 612/07/2010

Yes, he's quite sexy looking sometimes. Looks as though he could be gay but obviously, is not.

by Anonymousreply 712/07/2010

Oh someone will be doing him soon and not in the way he wants.

by Anonymousreply 812/07/2010

He'll be gay for pay in prison

by Anonymousreply 912/07/2010

He looks like a sweaty yard gnome.

by Anonymousreply 1012/07/2010

He needs to take a bath once in a while.

by Anonymousreply 1112/07/2010

He's gross looking.

by Anonymousreply 1212/07/2010

Absolutely, I would! I would love to have his big, juicy, uncut Aussie cock in my hole! He must be hung. He has BDF!

by Anonymousreply 1312/07/2010

GAWD NO! He looks like Bill Maher's twin brother.

by Anonymousreply 1412/07/2010

He's very glamorous right now.

by Anonymousreply 1512/07/2010

R14 needs some glasses, QUICK!

by Anonymousreply 1612/07/2010

"What we do know in one case at least the dispute is that he's accused of at some point shifting to no condom use while having sex with at least one,"

And his wiki done leaked in me!

by Anonymousreply 1712/07/2010

He looks like a Bond villain.

by Anonymousreply 1812/07/2010

He reminds me of Miles Copeland, gross.

by Anonymousreply 1912/07/2010

I'd fuck him.

Then again, I'd fuck almost anything.

by Anonymousreply 2012/07/2010

Will no one pick up Assange's mantle?

by Anonymousreply 2112/07/2010

Yes, because I think he's cute and I approve of what he's doing.

Don't tease, though. Just dump the shit and become a conduit for more info.

(ick. HCP-ish.)

by Anonymousreply 2212/08/2010

He looks kinda like Mr. Humphries.

by Anonymousreply 2312/08/2010

He's a freedom fighter. He deserves a good blow job.

by Anonymousreply 2412/11/2010

Only if he wore 2 condoms.

by Anonymousreply 2512/11/2010

I'd rather die.

by Anonymousreply 2612/11/2010

At first glance, I thought he was Carson Kressley.

by Anonymousreply 2712/11/2010

What's whiter: his spooge, or his hair?

by Anonymousreply 2812/11/2010

He looks like Boo Radley. I would like to make him come out. I'm gonna leave a message in a tree for him. He'd fuck like like a train because he doesn't know if he's gonna be bumped off by the CIA the following day. Mmmmm.

by Anonymousreply 2912/11/2010

Something tells me he would kiss and tell.

by Anonymousreply 3012/11/2010

I'm a huge Tilda Swinton fan so hell yes. Present your hole, Julian!

by Anonymousreply 3112/11/2010

EWWW! Fuck no!

by Anonymousreply 3212/11/2010

I'm a guy that looks like Tilda Swinton. Have I got a hot date? ;-)

by Anonymousreply 3312/11/2010

Yes. I'm 100% gay but love Tilda and have thought of her (I'm not stalking her BTW) since Orlando when she morphed gender. I'd totally fuck a guy who looks like Tilda. Are you a bottom?

by Anonymousreply 3412/11/2010

Yeah I'm bottom. Do you want to ravage me in a Victorian crinoline or Elizabethan breeches?

by Anonymousreply 3512/11/2010

This guy? Seriously?

by Anonymousreply 3612/11/2010

Why does Assange proudly refer to himself as a former hacker, as though it's something to be happy about? I've never understood that. Are there good hackers? I guess you could be classified as good if you're working on behalf of the CIA.

by Anonymousreply 3712/11/2010

No, he leaks.

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by Anonymousreply 4012/12/2010

R39, either you're very old or very young. Christ, people these days are such authoritarian dipshits.

by Anonymousreply 4112/12/2010

Crinolines because the cum splatter will have more drama. The breeches are just going to go down anyway!

by Anonymousreply 4212/12/2010

Anyone who'd fuck THIS buck toothed creature, is simply deranged.

by Anonymousreply 4312/12/2010

Julian looks pretty good in this interview with David Frost. Obviously he has undergone the queer eye for the straight guy.

by Anonymousreply 4412/22/2010

[quote] Would you do Julian Assange?%0D %0D No thanks. He looks like he suffers from herpes, syphillis, and gonorrhea all at the same time.%0D %0D Slimy, icky creature. He probably has a tail, too.

by Anonymousreply 4512/22/2010

I wish he'd leak something into me!

by Anonymousreply 4612/22/2010

I'd do him. He'll go down in history as a hero.

He deserves a good BJ

by Anonymousreply 4701/02/2011

R20 - call me.

by Anonymousreply 4801/02/2011

Yes I would, discreetly. Now, how could I visit him to do the deed since he's stuck in the Embassy forever?

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by Anonymousreply 5011/09/2013

dear god no. the amount of alcohol it would require for that to happen, would probably kill me. he reminds me of Jeremy Renner, who i find really creepy..

by Anonymousreply 5111/10/2013

My momma told me "never fuck a man with squinty little mouse turd eyes". So no.

by Anonymousreply 5211/10/2013

I'm sure the Ecuadorians would exchange him for you. Send CV.

by Anonymousreply 5311/10/2013

Not bad.

by Anonymousreply 5411/30/2013

fuck yes. hes sexy. could gain some weight tho. also R13 aussies are usually cut

by Anonymousreply 5512/01/2013

Promising bulge...

by Anonymousreply 5612/01/2013

It's been written in several interviews of his lack of hygiene. Sort of like Bill Gates - it's secondary.

No thanks. And so weird to have white hair so young - but he's no Anderson Cooper, although he isn't hot either.

by Anonymousreply 5712/01/2013

He looked like he bathed here with director Oliver Stone. Photo was taken this year.

by Anonymousreply 5812/05/2013
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