Sometimes in close-up he looks blobby and pasty, but from a distance he always looks dapper and sexy.
Would you do Julian Assange?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/05/2013|
Ooh, is he ugly! No wonder everyone thinks he raped those two women. No woman in her right mind would willingly have sex with this ugly-ass freak.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/07/2010|
In. a. heartbeat. I loves his looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/07/2010|
yes. he looks rather suave in his suits, and has very kissable lips.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/07/2010|
Another yes vote.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/07/2010|
Would you people stop throwing the word "rape" around so freely?
What we do know in one case at least the dispute is that he's accused of at some point shifting to no condom use while having sex with at least one, if not two of his volunteers -- not people hired by the Swedish government, but people who worked for him. (I'm sure he thinks they were plants.) There are rumors of alcohol are more involved.
We don't know more than that because he won't answer the charges and fled from Sweden claiming it's all political.
Because we know political men never get involved in sex scandals and are always innocent.
They always make it worse by lying and hiding.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/07/2010|
[quote]Sometimes in close-up he looks blobby and pasty, but from a distance he always looks dapper and sexy.
If you were doing him, which view would you be having?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/07/2010|
Yes, he's quite sexy looking sometimes. Looks as though he could be gay but obviously, is not.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/07/2010|
Oh someone will be doing him soon and not in the way he wants.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/07/2010|
He'll be gay for pay in prison
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/07/2010|
He looks like a sweaty yard gnome.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/07/2010|
He needs to take a bath once in a while.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/07/2010|
He's gross looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/07/2010|
Absolutely, I would! I would love to have his big, juicy, uncut Aussie cock in my hole! He must be hung. He has BDF!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/07/2010|
GAWD NO! He looks like Bill Maher's twin brother.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/07/2010|
He's very glamorous right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/07/2010|
R14 needs some glasses, QUICK!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/07/2010|
"What we do know in one case at least the dispute is that he's accused of at some point shifting to no condom use while having sex with at least one,"
And his wiki done leaked in me!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/07/2010|
He looks like a Bond villain.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/07/2010|
He reminds me of Miles Copeland, gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/07/2010|
I'd fuck him.
Then again, I'd fuck almost anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/07/2010|
Will no one pick up Assange's mantle?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/07/2010|
Yes, because I think he's cute and I approve of what he's doing.
Don't tease, though. Just dump the shit and become a conduit for more info.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/07/2010|
He looks kinda like Mr. Humphries.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/08/2010|
He's a freedom fighter. He deserves a good blow job.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/11/2010|
Only if he wore 2 condoms.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/11/2010|
I'd rather die.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/11/2010|
At first glance, I thought he was Carson Kressley.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/11/2010|
What's whiter: his spooge, or his hair?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/11/2010|
He looks like Boo Radley. I would like to make him come out. I'm gonna leave a message in a tree for him. He'd fuck like like a train because he doesn't know if he's gonna be bumped off by the CIA the following day. Mmmmm.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/11/2010|
Something tells me he would kiss and tell.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/11/2010|
I'm a huge Tilda Swinton fan so hell yes. Present your hole, Julian!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/11/2010|
EWWW! Fuck no!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/11/2010|
I'm a guy that looks like Tilda Swinton. Have I got a hot date? ;-)
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/11/2010|
Yes. I'm 100% gay but love Tilda and have thought of her (I'm not stalking her BTW) since Orlando when she morphed gender. I'd totally fuck a guy who looks like Tilda. Are you a bottom?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/11/2010|
Yeah I'm bottom. Do you want to ravage me in a Victorian crinoline or Elizabethan breeches?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/11/2010|
This guy? Seriously?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/11/2010|
Why does Assange proudly refer to himself as a former hacker, as though it's something to be happy about? I've never understood that. Are there good hackers? I guess you could be classified as good if you're working on behalf of the CIA.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/11/2010|
No, he leaks.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/11/2010|
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|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/12/2010|
R39, either you're very old or very young. Christ, people these days are such authoritarian dipshits.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/12/2010|
Crinolines because the cum splatter will have more drama. The breeches are just going to go down anyway!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/12/2010|
Anyone who'd fuck THIS buck toothed creature, is simply deranged.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/12/2010|
Julian looks pretty good in this interview with David Frost. Obviously he has undergone the queer eye for the straight guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/22/2010|
[quote] Would you do Julian Assange?%0D %0D No thanks. He looks like he suffers from herpes, syphillis, and gonorrhea all at the same time.%0D %0D Slimy, icky creature. He probably has a tail, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/22/2010|
I wish he'd leak something into me!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/22/2010|
I'd do him. He'll go down in history as a hero.
He deserves a good BJ
|by Anonymous||reply 47||01/01/2011|
R20 - call me.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||01/02/2011|
Yes I would, discreetly. Now, how could I visit him to do the deed since he's stuck in the Embassy forever?
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|by Anonymous||reply 50||11/09/2013|
dear god no. the amount of alcohol it would require for that to happen, would probably kill me. he reminds me of Jeremy Renner, who i find really creepy..
|by Anonymous||reply 51||11/09/2013|
My momma told me "never fuck a man with squinty little mouse turd eyes". So no.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||11/09/2013|
I'm sure the Ecuadorians would exchange him for you. Send CV.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||11/09/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 54||11/30/2013|
fuck yes. hes sexy. could gain some weight tho. also R13 aussies are usually cut
|by Anonymous||reply 55||12/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 56||12/01/2013|
It's been written in several interviews of his lack of hygiene. Sort of like Bill Gates - it's secondary.
No thanks. And so weird to have white hair so young - but he's no Anderson Cooper, although he isn't hot either.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||12/01/2013|
He looked like he bathed here with director Oliver Stone. Photo was taken this year.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/05/2013|