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Let''s pretend we''re in a Stevie Nicks video

I'm a dove flying in slow motion as glass shatters in the background.

by Anonymousreply 11812/25/2014

I'm the puke bucket Stevie uses after all that spinning and twirling.

by Anonymousreply 112/07/2010

Is she a cerified "white witch" or is this merely her claim?

by Anonymousreply 212/07/2010

I'm the coke residue seeping from her anus as she twirls madly to Gold Dust Woman.

by Anonymousreply 312/07/2010

I am the slow-mo shot of her whipping hair

by Anonymousreply 412/07/2010

I'm the black lacy shawl that Stevie alternatively drapes loosely around her shoulders and flaps around like wings. She should probably wear me over her haggard face but, alas, I have no say in these things.

by Anonymousreply 512/07/2010

I'm two sets of doors at the end of a long hallway.

by Anonymousreply 612/07/2010

I'm the earlier version of the video that got tossed in the trash because Stevie looked fat.

by Anonymousreply 712/07/2010

I'm the curtains on the french doors that the wind machine just blew open.

by Anonymousreply 812/07/2010

I am the "handkerchief" sleeves and hemlines on her folksily handcrafted yet insanely expensive couture woolen dress.

by Anonymousreply 912/07/2010

I'm the rope-lighted treadmill Stevie clomps down like a clumsy baby eagle in Stand Back.

by Anonymousreply 1012/07/2010

I am the single shining prism of light defracted by the crystal ball lying on an embroidered velvet unicorn pillow.

by Anonymousreply 1112/07/2010

I'm the specially-made, suede platform boots that make the shrimpy Stevie at least 6 inches taller.

by Anonymousreply 1212/07/2010

I'd rather be in a Christine McVie video.

by Anonymousreply 1312/07/2010

I am the six empty cans of aqua net that it took to make Stevie's hair have that tangled wild look appropriate for the video.

by Anonymousreply 1412/07/2010

I'm that indefinable something that makes a star, despite career mistakes and bandmates who are technically better musicians.

by Anonymousreply 1512/07/2010

I am Grace Slick, watching early MTV and smoking a joint, not fully comprehending why this demented blonde dwarf has a solo career and I do not.

by Anonymousreply 1612/07/2010

I'm the bottle of Frizz-Ease, sitting neglected and forgotten in the dressing room.

by Anonymousreply 1712/07/2010

I am fringe. Lots and LOTS of fringe.

by Anonymousreply 1812/07/2010

I am Leon, her coke dealer, and I am always on the set. I may retire early!

by Anonymousreply 1912/07/2010

I'm the sisters ... sisters ... sisters ... OF THE MOON.

by Anonymousreply 2012/07/2010

We are an entire village of Siberian women able to eat this winter because we sold our hair for Miss Nick's new set of extensions.%0D %0D God bless you, tiny singing witch.

by Anonymousreply 2112/07/2010

What's up with her and Lindsey Buckingham?

by Anonymousreply 2212/07/2010

I am the treadmill which Stevie clomps forward on used for some puzzling effect viewers will not understand.

by Anonymousreply 2312/07/2010

I'm the residue from the coke that was snorted off of Stevie's ass.

by Anonymousreply 2412/07/2010

I'm backup brunette #2. My vocals are like gossamer chiffon alongside brunette #1. We don't stand out much, but we are somehow absolutely elemental to Stevieland.

by Anonymousreply 2512/07/2010

I'm the slightly off kilter lipsynch. Stevie, goddess bless her, just can't help actually singing the song rather than pantomiming her studio track. Try to love me for that.

by Anonymousreply 2612/07/2010

I am the $50 tip that Stevie leaves the winsome coffeehouse waitress. Later, I will be reported to Star magazine

by Anonymousreply 2712/07/2010

R21 is my new hero(ine).

by Anonymousreply 2812/07/2010


So true.. So very true.

by Anonymousreply 2912/07/2010

Why do I get the impression that this thread is more about acidic Brits, still bitter over an American singer than it is random 'Let's Pretend..' fun?

by Anonymousreply 3012/07/2010

Stevie (solo) didn't have the same chart or video success in the UK, r30. This is likely American snark.

by Anonymousreply 3112/07/2010

Because you're a delusional idiot?

by Anonymousreply 3212/07/2010

In fact, her best known US hits didn't even chart in the UK (Edge of Seventeen, Stand Back, Leather and Lace, Talk To Me, I Can't Wait)

by Anonymousreply 3312/07/2010

I'm the vaseline covering the lens of the camera. Later I will be swiped by an assistant and used as lube on a straw to be pushed up Stevie's ass for the express purpose of blowing coke up it.

by Anonymousreply 3412/07/2010

i am the coke dust, clinging to the black lacquer finish of the grand piano lid.

by Anonymousreply 3512/07/2010

I'm the awkwardly choreographed bland dance routine from I Can't Wait.

by Anonymousreply 3612/07/2010


by Anonymousreply 3712/07/2010

I am the omnipresent gloves hiding god only knows what.

by Anonymousreply 3812/07/2010

Mine too, r28!

by Anonymousreply 3912/07/2010

W&W for R21! I demand it! I command it!

by Anonymousreply 4012/07/2010

I am Lindsey Buckingham stewing in my jealousy.

by Anonymousreply 4112/07/2010

I'm the bucket of Vaseline they smeared all over the lens to make Stevie look more "mystical", i.e. young...

by Anonymousreply 4212/07/2010

"tiny singing witch"

Brilliant. That's what I'm going to put on my resume as my last job.

by Anonymousreply 4312/07/2010

I'm the yards and yards of chiffon and lace and silk and satin and taffeta that go into the costumes that make Stevie look like some kind of a dememted fairy princess/good witch.

by Anonymousreply 4412/09/2010

I'm the tambourine and insist you consider me a legitimate musical instrument.

by Anonymousreply 4512/09/2010

I am the handtooled leather and whalebone corset cinching in Miss Nicks' waist and creating her hourglass shape. %0D %0D It is 1985 and I am ready to burst.

by Anonymousreply 4612/09/2010

I'm the starving polar bear, dying because her overuse of dry ice in dream sequences has caused global temperatures to rise by one degree.%0D

by Anonymousreply 4712/09/2010

We're responsible for the distinctive voice

by Anonymousreply 4812/09/2010

r42, r34 did it faster and better.

by Anonymousreply 4912/09/2010

I'm busting a nut laughing at the last 5 responses.

by Anonymousreply 5012/09/2010

I'm Stevie Nicks, and I demand this thread be removed.

by Anonymousreply 5112/09/2010

I'm the director of the video. We've been shooting for 12 hours now and Stevie is still spinning, twirling, walking backwards on the treadmill and playing her tambourine, which is festooned with colorful scarves. She never gets tired, I really don't know how she does it! Where does she get all of that bouncy energy from?

by Anonymousreply 5212/09/2010

I am her be-ribboned tambourine, swirling wildly in the air and creating the illusion that I am an actual musical instrument that is somehow important to the song the band is playing.

by Anonymousreply 5312/09/2010

I'm the lazy Susan, for when Stevie can no longer twirl on her own.

by Anonymousreply 5412/09/2010

[quote]I am the treadmill which Stevie clomps forward on used for some puzzling effect viewers will not understand.

And I'm the microphone she "sings" into, placed there for no apparent reason given she's lipsynching to a prerecorded track.

by Anonymousreply 5512/09/2010

I'm taking notes

by Anonymousreply 5612/09/2010

I'm the coke dealer, back on the set of "Edge of Seventeen" at 2AM.

Stevie's gotta pull it together for one last take.

by Anonymousreply 5712/09/2010

I'm a comically oversized midnight-blue beret bobby-pinned in about 40 different places to her flowing "pre-Raphaelite" hair extensions.

by Anonymousreply 5812/09/2010

I'm Reese Witherspoon. Stevie wants Me Me Me to play her in the Fleetwood Mac bio pic

by Anonymousreply 5912/09/2010

I'm the trained white wolf about to run past that little fuzzy twirling thing. Can I eat it?

by Anonymousreply 6012/09/2010

I'm the gorgeous cinematography in the Fleetwood Mac "Gypsy" video, one of the best ever made.

Twirling in the bedroom mirror, twirling in the rain on a city street in black & white, twirling on a precupice in a fairyland forest! Plus period costumes and Lindsey looking sexy as hell

by Anonymousreply 6112/09/2010

I often use a precupice when there is no toilet nearby.

by Anonymousreply 6212/09/2010

I'm the suede platform boots.

by Anonymousreply 6312/09/2010

I am the room. Stevie thinks I'm on fire every time she walks into me because there is magic all around.

by Anonymousreply 6412/09/2010

I'm a long, long, looong staircase. Stevie and the Backup Brunettes walk up and down me to the sound of staccatto chug-chug synth and drums. It's awfully windy in here for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 6512/10/2010

The tambourine IS a legitimate musical instrument, just not in that hippie witch's hands.

by Anonymousreply 6612/10/2010

But you have to admit, R66, she worked it like a theatre prop like no one else ever did.

I mean it's hilarious in Fleetwood Mac's "The Dance" DVD concert... they do a Christine McVie number and all Stevie's doing is tambourine and a tiny bit of backup vocal, and yet she ends up upstaging the rest of the band somehow.

by Anonymousreply 6712/10/2010

Who is this Stevie Nicks? I'm seeing references to Fleetwood Mac but for me that's just this video, and that seagull tune from the 70s.

by Anonymousreply 6812/10/2010


You're trying too hard, as usual. Don't you have a protest to do or something?

by Anonymousreply 6912/10/2010

R69 she really wasn't big over here. I youtubed a couple of songs and neither of them were familiar. I think as someone else on this thread alluded to earlier, it was because we had Bonnie Tyler.

Trying too hard? I think you're overreaching and paranoid, darling.


by Anonymousreply 7012/10/2010

I'm the 1980s, and I want to rest.

by Anonymousreply 7112/10/2010

"God bless you, tiny singing witch."

I keep reading that line over and over, and it always makes me crack up.

by Anonymousreply 7212/10/2010

Me too, R72. It sounds like an outtake from "The Princess Bride." For some reason, I keep hearing it in Carole Kane's voice.

by Anonymousreply 7312/10/2010

I'm the tear in Rhianna's eye, splashing into a sea of love...

by Anonymousreply 7412/10/2010

I'm sorry!%0D %0D "Rhiannon"

by Anonymousreply 7512/10/2010

I'm the stock in Loreal which goes up every time that Stevie shoots a video.

by Anonymousreply 7612/10/2010

Bump in the sea of love

by Anonymousreply 7712/12/2010

I'm Stevie's coke dealer, on my way back to the set for the 5th time today. She's putting my kids through college.

by Anonymousreply 7812/15/2010

The myth: Back in the %E2%80%9970s and/or %E2%80%9980s, Stevie Nicks allegedly did so much cocaine that not only did she develop a tolerance to it, but it put a huge hole in her nose, and so she had to have a roadie blow cocaine up her ass with a straw.

Believable?: Sure. It%E2%80%99s hard to imagine that cocaine taken rectally would give one the same effect as when it%E2%80%99s taken the traditional way, but I%E2%80%99m no doctor. Still, the rock %E2%80%98n roll highway is littered with tales of excess, depravity, and otherwise disgusting shit (see: Motley Crue%E2%80%99s The Dirt), so why not? I%E2%80%99ve seen The Bad Lieutenant %E2%80%94 when you gotta get that fix, you%E2%80%99ll do just about anything. Besides, there was a time when Stevie Nicks was pretty damn hot, and we can imagine there were loads of people lining up to blow all sorts of things up her ass (not that she necessarily obliged any of them, we%E2%80%99re just sayin%E2%80%99%E2%80%A6). Who knows? If she did it, maybe she did it to make Lindsey Buckingham jealous, although he was probably too busy gobbling up his own pile of coke to notice or care. Also, isn%E2%80%99t Stevie Nicks a witch? Maybe cocaine up the ass is some sorta crazy witches%E2%80%99 thing. Eh, that%E2%80%99s probably a myth for another day.

The truth?: We%E2%80%99ll never know for sure, but Stevie Nicks has flat-out denied it. Here%E2%80%99s what she told Britain%E2%80%99s Q magazine: %E2%80%9CYou know, I heard that [myth] too,%E2%80%9D she snaps. %E2%80%9CBut of course that never, ever happened. That is an absurd statement. It%E2%80%99s not true. Maybe that nasty rumour came from the fact that people knew I had such a big hole in my nose, which of course didn%E2%80%99t stop me from doing cocaine one little bit. The hole in my nose is this big,%E2%80%9D she says, sketching a diagram of her face with a circular hole at the right side of her nose, not much smaller than an eye. %E2%80%9CI have very delicate tissue, so it ate away my nose. It%E2%80%99s so painful. I curse the day I ever did cocaine. Nothing really works right in my head now.%E2%80%9D

Final verdict: Inconclusive. We%E2%80%99d like to believe the story is true, and if it is, it wouldn%E2%80%99t really shock us. But our gut tells us it%E2%80%99s false. Unless there%E2%80%99s an old roadie out there who can confirm the tale, ideally with photos. If so, contact us! There%E2%80%99s a Stevie Nicks %E2%80%9CRooms on Fire%E2%80%9D cassingle in it for you!

by Anonymousreply 7912/15/2010

I'm a traumatized white cockatoo FORCED TO WEAR "WITCHY" EXTENSIONS ON MY FUCKING TAIL!!

I'm serious -- see pic at link.

Stevie also just blew a rail off my crest.

by Anonymousreply 8012/15/2010

[quote]I'm a traumatized white cockatoo FORCED TO WEAR "WITCHY" EXTENSIONS ON MY FUCKING TAIL!!

That's Stevie's belt. Idiot.

by Anonymousreply 8112/15/2010

Why did people do coke off the toilet seat?

by Anonymousreply 8212/15/2010

Fuck you, R81! They're tail extensions!

by Anonymousreply 8312/15/2010

Here, give me your pen. [She makes a little sketch of two noses.] That's the hole in Chris's nose and that's the hole in my nose. [The first is a tiny dot, the other the size of a 10p piece.] You could put a big gold ring through my septum. It affects my eyes, my sinuses. It was a lot of fun for a long time, because we didn't know it was bad. But eventually it gets hold of you and all you can think about is where your next line is coming from.

~Stevie Nicks, The Guardian, February 12, 1998

by Anonymousreply 8412/15/2010

I love you, r83.

by Anonymousreply 8512/15/2010

The coke straw rumor I heard involved her vajayjay, not her ass. I think it's false either way, but I can totally see wild Stevie in 1986 taking her snowdust up the mulva. Not the ass though. She doesn't seem like an ass girl at all.

by Anonymousreply 8612/16/2010

I dunno, R86, if she was with Lindsay, I kinda get the vibe he would wanna go there. Slip it in her back door, ya know?

by Anonymousreply 8712/16/2010

white-winged bump

by Anonymousreply 8812/20/2010

I'm Stevie's big brown doe eyes that gaze mournfully at the camera during every photo shoot.

by Anonymousreply 8912/20/2010

Stevie Nicks (coke) BUMP

by Anonymousreply 9007/09/2011

Rhiannon bump.

by Anonymousreply 9111/05/2011

I'm the wind blowing hair into my fajitas.

by Anonymousreply 9211/05/2011

I'm the nine year old watching the video and pretending that Stevie lives in the neighborhood. After the video, she will come to my house for dinner, tell my parents how special I am, and then play video games with me until bedtime.

And buy me birthday presents.

by Anonymousreply 9311/06/2011

I'm the white dove that symbolizes Stevie's mother's January 29th death.

by Anonymousreply 9401/01/2012

Eeek I meant December 29th

by Anonymousreply 9501/01/2012

I'm the sneezing fit given to anyone who so much as looks at all that twirling velvet.

by Anonymousreply 9601/01/2012

Oooh, I'm Sheryl Crow, watching Stevie's videos and fantasizing about making her mine!

by Anonymousreply 9701/01/2012

I'm a DL regular wondering what freak just bumped four old Stevie Nicks threads. True, they're better than the constant Madonna or Janet Jackson threads but. . .really? They're yet another set of old threads making this place dull as dirt (a boring cliche that fits).

by Anonymousreply 9801/01/2012

I was letting everyone know that Stevie Nicks' Mother, Barbara died a couple days ago. I cannot start threads, so I updated the posts.

How cold-hearted you must be, R98.

by Anonymousreply 9901/01/2012

I'm the buffet table Stevie will tear into later like a wild rottweiler in heat.

by Anonymousreply 10001/01/2012

Gypsy... quite a split she does at :40.

by Anonymousreply 10101/01/2012

I'm the IRS agent popping Stevie for taking business deductions for the clothing she otherwise claims is her everyday wear.

by Anonymousreply 10201/01/2012

"I was letting everyone know that Stevie Nicks' Mother, Barbara died a couple days ago."

Alert Bernice in Accounting so we can send flowers

by Anonymousreply 10301/01/2012

I'm the drag queen twirling in a glitter filled fantasy at 2012's Night of a Thousand Stevies in NYC.

by Anonymousreply 10401/01/2012

I'm the tranquilizers.

by Anonymousreply 10508/21/2012

No one looked, I walked by

He would add up sums, but I'd multiply

Said to him again and again

Nine and one is ten

No one knows how to add, they subtract and they can't divide.

One man would not add

He asked me for my love which was bad....

by Anonymousreply 10608/21/2012

I'm Dina Lohan, arriving on set because about 2/3rds of the world's coke dealers are here.

by Anonymousreply 10708/21/2012

I am the dead father she dedicates songs to that are both inappropriate and in the creepiest way possible.

by Anonymousreply 10808/21/2012

I am a fan of this thread.

by Anonymousreply 10912/08/2012

I'm the "Ooooooo".

by Anonymousreply 11012/09/2012

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Anonymousreply 11110/27/2013

I'm the weird way Stevie says her F's like a "P" even when she's lip syncing.

by Anonymousreply 11210/27/2013

Her career must be getting a big shot in the arm from the exposure her music (and her style!) is getting on AHS:Coven.

by Anonymousreply 11310/27/2013

Back by popular demand.

by Anonymousreply 11410/27/2013

I am the Edge in Edge of Seventeen.

by Anonymousreply 11510/29/2013

I'm Stevie's cocaine filled butt cooter!

by Anonymousreply 11610/29/2013

I'm Betty Ford. We have a room prepared just for you, dear.

by Anonymousreply 11705/08/2014

I'm the bleached blonde welsh witch midget with a penchant for shawls who ended up with a coke habit to cope with the guilt of having 4 abortions.

Stevie Nicks sings like a chipmunk stuck in a cheese grater!

Rock a Little was an incredible album that was ruined by poor production.

My fave Stevie song? The Nightmare.

by Anonymousreply 11812/25/2014
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