I'm a dove flying in slow motion as glass shatters in the background.
Let''s pretend we''re in a Stevie Nicks video
|by Anonymous||reply 118||12/25/2014|
I'm the puke bucket Stevie uses after all that spinning and twirling.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/07/2010|
Is she a cerified "white witch" or is this merely her claim?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/07/2010|
I'm the coke residue seeping from her anus as she twirls madly to Gold Dust Woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/07/2010|
I am the slow-mo shot of her whipping hair
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/07/2010|
I'm the black lacy shawl that Stevie alternatively drapes loosely around her shoulders and flaps around like wings. She should probably wear me over her haggard face but, alas, I have no say in these things.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/07/2010|
I'm two sets of doors at the end of a long hallway.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/07/2010|
I'm the earlier version of the video that got tossed in the trash because Stevie looked fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/07/2010|
I'm the curtains on the french doors that the wind machine just blew open.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/07/2010|
I am the "handkerchief" sleeves and hemlines on her folksily handcrafted yet insanely expensive couture woolen dress.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/07/2010|
I'm the rope-lighted treadmill Stevie clomps down like a clumsy baby eagle in Stand Back.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/07/2010|
I am the single shining prism of light defracted by the crystal ball lying on an embroidered velvet unicorn pillow.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/07/2010|
I'm the specially-made, suede platform boots that make the shrimpy Stevie at least 6 inches taller.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/07/2010|
I'd rather be in a Christine McVie video.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/07/2010|
I am the six empty cans of aqua net that it took to make Stevie's hair have that tangled wild look appropriate for the video.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/07/2010|
I'm that indefinable something that makes a star, despite career mistakes and bandmates who are technically better musicians.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/07/2010|
I am Grace Slick, watching early MTV and smoking a joint, not fully comprehending why this demented blonde dwarf has a solo career and I do not.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/07/2010|
I'm the bottle of Frizz-Ease, sitting neglected and forgotten in the dressing room.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/07/2010|
I am fringe. Lots and LOTS of fringe.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/07/2010|
I am Leon, her coke dealer, and I am always on the set. I may retire early!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/07/2010|
I'm the sisters ... sisters ... sisters ... OF THE MOON.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/07/2010|
We are an entire village of Siberian women able to eat this winter because we sold our hair for Miss Nick's new set of extensions.%0D %0D God bless you, tiny singing witch.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/07/2010|
What's up with her and Lindsey Buckingham?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/07/2010|
I am the treadmill which Stevie clomps forward on used for some puzzling effect viewers will not understand.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/07/2010|
I'm the residue from the coke that was snorted off of Stevie's ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/07/2010|
I'm backup brunette #2. My vocals are like gossamer chiffon alongside brunette #1. We don't stand out much, but we are somehow absolutely elemental to Stevieland.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/07/2010|
I'm the slightly off kilter lipsynch. Stevie, goddess bless her, just can't help actually singing the song rather than pantomiming her studio track. Try to love me for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/07/2010|
I am the $50 tip that Stevie leaves the winsome coffeehouse waitress. Later, I will be reported to Star magazine
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/07/2010|
R21 is my new hero(ine).
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/07/2010|
LMAO @ OP!
So true.. So very true.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/07/2010|
Why do I get the impression that this thread is more about acidic Brits, still bitter over an American singer than it is random 'Let's Pretend..' fun?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/07/2010|
Stevie (solo) didn't have the same chart or video success in the UK, r30. This is likely American snark.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/07/2010|
Because you're a delusional idiot?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/07/2010|
In fact, her best known US hits didn't even chart in the UK (Edge of Seventeen, Stand Back, Leather and Lace, Talk To Me, I Can't Wait)
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/07/2010|
I'm the vaseline covering the lens of the camera. Later I will be swiped by an assistant and used as lube on a straw to be pushed up Stevie's ass for the express purpose of blowing coke up it.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/07/2010|
i am the coke dust, clinging to the black lacquer finish of the grand piano lid.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/07/2010|
I'm the awkwardly choreographed bland dance routine from I Can't Wait.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/07/2010|
I AM THE TOP HAT!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/07/2010|
I am the omnipresent gloves hiding god only knows what.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/07/2010|
Mine too, r28!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/07/2010|
W&W for R21! I demand it! I command it!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/07/2010|
I am Lindsey Buckingham stewing in my jealousy.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/07/2010|
I'm the bucket of Vaseline they smeared all over the lens to make Stevie look more "mystical", i.e. young...
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/07/2010|
"tiny singing witch"
Brilliant. That's what I'm going to put on my resume as my last job.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/07/2010|
I'm the yards and yards of chiffon and lace and silk and satin and taffeta that go into the costumes that make Stevie look like some kind of a dememted fairy princess/good witch.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/09/2010|
I'm the tambourine and insist you consider me a legitimate musical instrument.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/09/2010|
I am the handtooled leather and whalebone corset cinching in Miss Nicks' waist and creating her hourglass shape. %0D %0D It is 1985 and I am ready to burst.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/09/2010|
I'm the starving polar bear, dying because her overuse of dry ice in dream sequences has caused global temperatures to rise by one degree.%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/09/2010|
We're responsible for the distinctive voice
|by Anonymous||reply 48||12/09/2010|
r42, r34 did it faster and better.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||12/09/2010|
I'm busting a nut laughing at the last 5 responses.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||12/09/2010|
I'm Stevie Nicks, and I demand this thread be removed.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||12/09/2010|
I'm the director of the video. We've been shooting for 12 hours now and Stevie is still spinning, twirling, walking backwards on the treadmill and playing her tambourine, which is festooned with colorful scarves. She never gets tired, I really don't know how she does it! Where does she get all of that bouncy energy from?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||12/09/2010|
I am her be-ribboned tambourine, swirling wildly in the air and creating the illusion that I am an actual musical instrument that is somehow important to the song the band is playing.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||12/09/2010|
I'm the lazy Susan, for when Stevie can no longer twirl on her own.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||12/09/2010|
[quote]I am the treadmill which Stevie clomps forward on used for some puzzling effect viewers will not understand.
And I'm the microphone she "sings" into, placed there for no apparent reason given she's lipsynching to a prerecorded track.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||12/09/2010|
I'm taking notes
|by Anonymous||reply 56||12/09/2010|
I'm the coke dealer, back on the set of "Edge of Seventeen" at 2AM.
Stevie's gotta pull it together for one last take.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||12/09/2010|
I'm a comically oversized midnight-blue beret bobby-pinned in about 40 different places to her flowing "pre-Raphaelite" hair extensions.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/09/2010|
I'm Reese Witherspoon. Stevie wants Me Me Me to play her in the Fleetwood Mac bio pic
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/09/2010|
I'm the trained white wolf about to run past that little fuzzy twirling thing. Can I eat it?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||12/09/2010|
I'm the gorgeous cinematography in the Fleetwood Mac "Gypsy" video, one of the best ever made.
Twirling in the bedroom mirror, twirling in the rain on a city street in black & white, twirling on a precupice in a fairyland forest! Plus period costumes and Lindsey looking sexy as hell
|by Anonymous||reply 61||12/09/2010|
I often use a precupice when there is no toilet nearby.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||12/09/2010|
I'm the suede platform boots.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||12/09/2010|
I am the room. Stevie thinks I'm on fire every time she walks into me because there is magic all around.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||12/09/2010|
I'm a long, long, looong staircase. Stevie and the Backup Brunettes walk up and down me to the sound of staccatto chug-chug synth and drums. It's awfully windy in here for some reason.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||12/10/2010|
The tambourine IS a legitimate musical instrument, just not in that hippie witch's hands.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||12/10/2010|
But you have to admit, R66, she worked it like a theatre prop like no one else ever did.
I mean it's hilarious in Fleetwood Mac's "The Dance" DVD concert... they do a Christine McVie number and all Stevie's doing is tambourine and a tiny bit of backup vocal, and yet she ends up upstaging the rest of the band somehow.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||12/10/2010|
Who is this Stevie Nicks? I'm seeing references to Fleetwood Mac but for me that's just this video, and that seagull tune from the 70s.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||12/10/2010|
You're trying too hard, as usual. Don't you have a protest to do or something?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||12/10/2010|
R69 she really wasn't big over here. I youtubed a couple of songs and neither of them were familiar. I think as someone else on this thread alluded to earlier, it was because we had Bonnie Tyler.
Trying too hard? I think you're overreaching and paranoid, darling.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||12/10/2010|
I'm the 1980s, and I want to rest.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||12/10/2010|
"God bless you, tiny singing witch."
I keep reading that line over and over, and it always makes me crack up.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||12/10/2010|
Me too, R72. It sounds like an outtake from "The Princess Bride." For some reason, I keep hearing it in Carole Kane's voice.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||12/10/2010|
I'm the tear in Rhianna's eye, splashing into a sea of love...
|by Anonymous||reply 74||12/10/2010|
I'm sorry!%0D %0D "Rhiannon"
|by Anonymous||reply 75||12/10/2010|
I'm the stock in Loreal which goes up every time that Stevie shoots a video.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||12/10/2010|
Bump in the sea of love
|by Anonymous||reply 77||12/12/2010|
I'm Stevie's coke dealer, on my way back to the set for the 5th time today. She's putting my kids through college.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||12/15/2010|
The myth: Back in the %E2%80%9970s and/or %E2%80%9980s, Stevie Nicks allegedly did so much cocaine that not only did she develop a tolerance to it, but it put a huge hole in her nose, and so she had to have a roadie blow cocaine up her ass with a straw.
Believable?: Sure. It%E2%80%99s hard to imagine that cocaine taken rectally would give one the same effect as when it%E2%80%99s taken the traditional way, but I%E2%80%99m no doctor. Still, the rock %E2%80%98n roll highway is littered with tales of excess, depravity, and otherwise disgusting shit (see: Motley Crue%E2%80%99s The Dirt), so why not? I%E2%80%99ve seen The Bad Lieutenant %E2%80%94 when you gotta get that fix, you%E2%80%99ll do just about anything. Besides, there was a time when Stevie Nicks was pretty damn hot, and we can imagine there were loads of people lining up to blow all sorts of things up her ass (not that she necessarily obliged any of them, we%E2%80%99re just sayin%E2%80%99%E2%80%A6). Who knows? If she did it, maybe she did it to make Lindsey Buckingham jealous, although he was probably too busy gobbling up his own pile of coke to notice or care. Also, isn%E2%80%99t Stevie Nicks a witch? Maybe cocaine up the ass is some sorta crazy witches%E2%80%99 thing. Eh, that%E2%80%99s probably a myth for another day.
The truth?: We%E2%80%99ll never know for sure, but Stevie Nicks has flat-out denied it. Here%E2%80%99s what she told Britain%E2%80%99s Q magazine: %E2%80%9CYou know, I heard that [myth] too,%E2%80%9D she snaps. %E2%80%9CBut of course that never, ever happened. That is an absurd statement. It%E2%80%99s not true. Maybe that nasty rumour came from the fact that people knew I had such a big hole in my nose, which of course didn%E2%80%99t stop me from doing cocaine one little bit. The hole in my nose is this big,%E2%80%9D she says, sketching a diagram of her face with a circular hole at the right side of her nose, not much smaller than an eye. %E2%80%9CI have very delicate tissue, so it ate away my nose. It%E2%80%99s so painful. I curse the day I ever did cocaine. Nothing really works right in my head now.%E2%80%9D
Final verdict: Inconclusive. We%E2%80%99d like to believe the story is true, and if it is, it wouldn%E2%80%99t really shock us. But our gut tells us it%E2%80%99s false. Unless there%E2%80%99s an old roadie out there who can confirm the tale, ideally with photos. If so, contact us! There%E2%80%99s a Stevie Nicks %E2%80%9CRooms on Fire%E2%80%9D cassingle in it for you!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||12/15/2010|
I'm a traumatized white cockatoo FORCED TO WEAR "WITCHY" EXTENSIONS ON MY FUCKING TAIL!!
I'm serious -- see pic at link.
Stevie also just blew a rail off my crest.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||12/15/2010|
[quote]I'm a traumatized white cockatoo FORCED TO WEAR "WITCHY" EXTENSIONS ON MY FUCKING TAIL!!
That's Stevie's belt. Idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||12/15/2010|
Why did people do coke off the toilet seat?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||12/15/2010|
Fuck you, R81! They're tail extensions!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||12/15/2010|
Here, give me your pen. [She makes a little sketch of two noses.] That's the hole in Chris's nose and that's the hole in my nose. [The first is a tiny dot, the other the size of a 10p piece.] You could put a big gold ring through my septum. It affects my eyes, my sinuses. It was a lot of fun for a long time, because we didn't know it was bad. But eventually it gets hold of you and all you can think about is where your next line is coming from.
~Stevie Nicks, The Guardian, February 12, 1998
|by Anonymous||reply 84||12/15/2010|
I love you, r83.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||12/15/2010|
The coke straw rumor I heard involved her vajayjay, not her ass. I think it's false either way, but I can totally see wild Stevie in 1986 taking her snowdust up the mulva. Not the ass though. She doesn't seem like an ass girl at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||12/16/2010|
I dunno, R86, if she was with Lindsay, I kinda get the vibe he would wanna go there. Slip it in her back door, ya know?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||12/16/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 88||12/20/2010|
I'm Stevie's big brown doe eyes that gaze mournfully at the camera during every photo shoot.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||12/20/2010|
Stevie Nicks (coke) BUMP
|by Anonymous||reply 90||07/09/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 91||11/05/2011|
I'm the wind blowing hair into my fajitas.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||11/05/2011|
I'm the nine year old watching the video and pretending that Stevie lives in the neighborhood. After the video, she will come to my house for dinner, tell my parents how special I am, and then play video games with me until bedtime.
And buy me birthday presents.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||11/06/2011|
I'm the white dove that symbolizes Stevie's mother's January 29th death.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||01/01/2012|
Eeek I meant December 29th
|by Anonymous||reply 95||01/01/2012|
I'm the sneezing fit given to anyone who so much as looks at all that twirling velvet.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||01/01/2012|
Oooh, I'm Sheryl Crow, watching Stevie's videos and fantasizing about making her mine!
|by Anonymous||reply 97||01/01/2012|
I'm a DL regular wondering what freak just bumped four old Stevie Nicks threads. True, they're better than the constant Madonna or Janet Jackson threads but. . .really? They're yet another set of old threads making this place dull as dirt (a boring cliche that fits).
|by Anonymous||reply 98||01/01/2012|
I was letting everyone know that Stevie Nicks' Mother, Barbara died a couple days ago. I cannot start threads, so I updated the posts.
How cold-hearted you must be, R98.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||01/01/2012|
I'm the buffet table Stevie will tear into later like a wild rottweiler in heat.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||01/01/2012|
Gypsy... quite a split she does at :40.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||01/01/2012|
I'm the IRS agent popping Stevie for taking business deductions for the clothing she otherwise claims is her everyday wear.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||01/01/2012|
"I was letting everyone know that Stevie Nicks' Mother, Barbara died a couple days ago."
Alert Bernice in Accounting so we can send flowers
|by Anonymous||reply 103||01/01/2012|
I'm the drag queen twirling in a glitter filled fantasy at 2012's Night of a Thousand Stevies in NYC.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||01/01/2012|
I'm the tranquilizers.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||08/21/2012|
No one looked, I walked by
He would add up sums, but I'd multiply
Said to him again and again
Nine and one is ten
No one knows how to add, they subtract and they can't divide.
One man would not add
He asked me for my love which was bad....
|by Anonymous||reply 106||08/21/2012|
I'm Dina Lohan, arriving on set because about 2/3rds of the world's coke dealers are here.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||08/21/2012|
I am the dead father she dedicates songs to that are both inappropriate and in the creepiest way possible.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||08/21/2012|
I am a fan of this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||12/08/2012|
I'm the "Ooooooo".
|by Anonymous||reply 110||12/09/2012|
[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 111||10/27/2013|
I'm the weird way Stevie says her F's like a "P" even when she's lip syncing.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||10/27/2013|
Her career must be getting a big shot in the arm from the exposure her music (and her style!) is getting on AHS:Coven.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||10/27/2013|
Back by popular demand.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||10/27/2013|
I am the Edge in Edge of Seventeen.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||10/29/2013|
I'm Stevie's cocaine filled butt cooter!
|by Anonymous||reply 116||10/29/2013|
I'm Betty Ford. We have a room prepared just for you, dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||05/08/2014|
I'm the bleached blonde welsh witch midget with a penchant for shawls who ended up with a coke habit to cope with the guilt of having 4 abortions.
Stevie Nicks sings like a chipmunk stuck in a cheese grater!
Rock a Little was an incredible album that was ruined by poor production.
My fave Stevie song? The Nightmare.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||12/25/2014|