What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?
Gay Inappropriate jokes
|by Pink parody||reply 105||May 29, 2015 11:44 AM|
or, another take What does one homosexual say to another homosexual going on vacation? Can I help you pack your shit?
|by Pink parody||reply 1||December 5, 2010 1:19 AM|
What does AIDS stand for? Anally Injected Death Sentence.
|by Pink parody||reply 2||December 5, 2010 1:21 AM|
Four homosexuals are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One of them says, "Ok, who farted?"
|by Pink parody||reply 3||December 5, 2010 1:22 AM|
Q: What do you call a gay bar without bar stools?%0D %0D A: A fruit stand
|by Pink parody||reply 4||December 5, 2010 1:22 AM|
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on one bar stool at the same time?%0D %0D A: Turn it upside down.
|by Pink parody||reply 5||December 5, 2010 1:24 AM|
What does a horse say? Haay-aay
|by Pink parody||reply 6||December 5, 2010 2:45 AM|
|by Pink parody||reply 7||December 5, 2010 3:11 AM|
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
|by Pink parody||reply 8||December 5, 2010 10:29 AM|
Promising thread. Keep them cumming!
|by Pink parody||reply 9||December 5, 2010 10:48 AM|
Bump (for research)
|by Pink parody||reply 10||December 5, 2010 12:37 PM|
R8, I think you mean why did God create "black" men? And the answer is so fat "white" girls could dance (and get laid).
|by Pink parody||reply 11||December 5, 2010 1:24 PM|
Why do gay men do this? *do a flipping limp wrist* Because there's never enough room to do this! *as you're saying the punchline, do a giant Las Vegas style step in with big sweeping arms and a limp wrist*
|by Pink parody||reply 12||December 5, 2010 2:04 PM|
How do gay guys do a drive by? They pull up in a Mazda Miata, throw a bunch of Skittles and yell, TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCHES!!!
|by Pink parody||reply 13||December 5, 2010 2:06 PM|
I remember many of these from when idiot jocks would giggle over them in high school.%0D %0D Keep the 'wit' coming!
|by Pink parody||reply 14||December 5, 2010 2:08 PM|
Nothing funny yet....
|by Pink parody||reply 15||December 5, 2010 2:11 PM|
Q. What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? A. Refrigerators don't fart when you pull the meat out.
|by Pink parody||reply 16||December 5, 2010 2:13 PM|
How do you know your roommate is gay?%0D %0D His dick tastes like shit.
|by Pink parody||reply 17||December 5, 2010 2:14 PM|
r 16, you have no ear for language. The punch line goes like this: When you pull your meat out of a refrigerator, it doesn't fart.
|by Pink parody||reply 18||December 5, 2010 2:21 PM|
Brain Twister: A male hairdresser and a male figure skater are trapped together on a desert island. Which one is the top?
|by Pink parody||reply 19||December 5, 2010 2:30 PM|
What happened to the other thread to cause it to be deleted?
|by Pink parody||reply 20||December 5, 2010 2:49 PM|
Why do so many gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
|by Pink parody||reply 21||December 5, 2010 2:58 PM|
|by Pink parody||reply 22||December 5, 2010 3:04 PM|
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass.
|by Pink parody||reply 23||December 5, 2010 3:11 PM|
I have never laughed so hard reading a joke thread.%0D %0D I love the drive-by joke.
|by Pink parody||reply 24||December 5, 2010 3:12 PM|
R6, should that be, "what does a GAY horse say?"
|by Pink parody||reply 25||December 5, 2010 3:15 PM|
Why do gay guys have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
|by Pink parody||reply 26||December 5, 2010 3:36 PM|
Sorry, I skipped r21.
|by Pink parody||reply 27||December 5, 2010 3:38 PM|
Why do gay guys? To hide the stretch marks.
|by Pink parody||reply 28||December 5, 2010 3:40 PM|
A policeman yells to a gay motorist to pull over. The gay guy yells back, "It's called a CARDIGAN!"
|by Pink parody||reply 29||December 5, 2010 3:40 PM|
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?%0D %0D A lickalotopus
|by Pink parody||reply 30||December 5, 2010 4:28 PM|
These are dumb.
|by Pink parody||reply 31||December 5, 2010 4:32 PM|
Why do gay men have mustaches?
They are mean and angry and conrolling and abusive
|by Pink parody||reply 32||December 5, 2010 11:47 PM|
how does a gay guy fake an orgasm? spit on his boyfriends back.
|by Pink parody||reply 33||December 6, 2010 12:08 AM|
What's the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave won't brown your meat.
|by Pink parody||reply 34||December 6, 2010 12:14 AM|
What does a gay mouse say?
Can I fuck you?
|by Pink parody||reply 35||December 6, 2010 3:24 AM|
What do you call a gay man on roller skates? Roll AIDS!
|by Pink parody||reply 36||December 6, 2010 5:21 AM|
"I want to be frank with you, I'm a lesbian." "NO! I want to be Frank."
|by Pink parody||reply 37||December 6, 2010 5:24 AM|
A gay man walks into a deli, sees a great big pepperoni sausage, and has plans for it. Gay man: I'll take that pepperoni that's hanging up there. Deli guy: Do you want that sliced? Gay man: Of course not! What do I look like? A piggy bank?
|by Pink parody||reply 38||December 6, 2010 5:27 AM|
A queer caught his boyfriend masturbating into a rubber. "What do you think you are doing/" "Packing you a lunch."
|by Pink parody||reply 39||December 6, 2010 5:29 AM|
Q. How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? A. That's not funny.
|by Pink parody||reply 40||December 6, 2010 5:30 AM|
M O R E
|by Pink parody||reply 41||December 6, 2010 5:33 AM|
What about the two Scottish queers? Ben Doon and Phil McCrevis
|by Pink parody||reply 42||December 6, 2010 5:39 AM|
What is the leading cause of death among lesbians?
|by Pink parody||reply 43||December 6, 2010 5:41 AM|
When a man and woman get married they need a marriage license. What do Lesbians need? A licker license.
|by Pink parody||reply 44||December 6, 2010 5:42 AM|
How did the whale get AIDS?
He got rear ended by a ferry.
|by Pink parody||reply 45||December 6, 2010 5:43 AM|
What do you call two Irish queers? Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick.
|by Pink parody||reply 46||December 6, 2010 5:44 AM|
Did you hear about the Australian queer that went missing? They found him in Sydney.
|by Pink parody||reply 47||December 6, 2010 5:45 AM|
Q. Why was the queer fired from the sperm bank? A. He was caught drinking on the job.
|by Pink parody||reply 48||December 6, 2010 5:47 AM|
How can you tell you've had gay burglars? They re-arranged all your furniture and left a note criticizing your curtains.
|by Pink parody||reply 49||December 6, 2010 5:50 AM|
A college boy decided to tell his mother he was gay.
So pn his next visit home, he went to the kitchen where his mother was and nervously explained to her that he was gay.
Without looking up from her stew, his mother said, "You mean, homosexual?"
"Does that mean you suck penises?"
"Don't you ever complain about my cooking again!"
|by Pink parody||reply 50||December 6, 2010 5:56 AM|
A doctor set up practice in a small, Baptist town. His sign read: "Dr. Jones, specializing in the treatment of Homosexuals and Hemorrhoids."%0D %0D The Church Ladies group objected and gave the doctor 24 hours to change the sign or get run out of town.%0D %0D Next day the sign read: "Dr. Jones, specializing in the treatment of Queers and Rears".%0D %0D The Church Ladies were not pleased, and gave the good doctor one last chance.%0D %0D Sign the next day: "Dr. Jones, Odds & Ends."
|by Pink parody||reply 51||December 6, 2010 6:14 AM|
more more more!
|by Pink parody||reply 52||December 6, 2010 5:16 PM|
None of these are funny.
|by Pink parody||reply 53||December 6, 2010 5:33 PM|
Q: What do you call a gay dentist?%0D %0D A: A tooth fairy.%0D
|by Pink parody||reply 54||December 6, 2010 5:43 PM|
Q: What did one gay dentist say to the other?%0D %0D A: You have the whitest teeth I've ever come across.%0D
|by Pink parody||reply 55||December 6, 2010 5:45 PM|
Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to in-line skate?%0D %0D A: Telling your dad you're gay.
|by Pink parody||reply 56||December 6, 2010 5:58 PM|
Is it horny in here or is it just me?
|by Pink parody||reply 57||December 6, 2010 5:58 PM|
Loved 48, 49 and 50! %0D %0D R53 is an idiot who takes himself too seriously.
|by Pink parody||reply 58||December 7, 2010 6:48 AM|
Come on, queens! More wit, please?
|by Pink parody||reply 59||December 10, 2010 8:28 AM|
DL use of the c-word, and the word "frau," must be stopped - not just because they are offensive, but because they are making it possible for people to harm queer teens. Stop the violence.
|by Pink parody||reply 60||December 14, 2010 7:41 AM|
R60, I agree with you but this thread is a FUN thread and your comment is not appropriate.
|by Pink parody||reply 61||December 14, 2010 7:51 AM|
|by Pink parody||reply 62||December 16, 2010 2:04 PM|
Did you hear about the gay muggers? %0D %0D One guy held the woman down...while the other styled her hair. %0D
|by Pink parody||reply 63||December 18, 2010 3:13 AM|
Did you hear about the AIDS hospice in Atlanta?%0D %0D It's called Sick Fags Over Georgia.
|by Pink parody||reply 64||December 18, 2010 3:20 AM|
Older than Vaudeville.
|by Pink parody||reply 65||December 19, 2010 7:14 PM|
DL use of:%0D %0D fag', 'rimmer', 'ass', 'cocksucker', 'cuntface', 'poopchute', 'cunt', 'bourgeouis', 'celebrity', 'hole', 'pole', and other such words...%0D %0D is offensive to everyone and should be stopped immediately!!!
|by Pink parody||reply 66||December 19, 2010 10:42 PM|
Why is "bourgeois" offensive?
|by Pink parody||reply 67||December 23, 2010 9:38 AM|
|by Pink parody||reply 68||December 23, 2010 9:38 AM|
[quote]These are dumb. And homophobic. And the people laughing themselves sick and posting "more, more!" don't know it, but they sound like straight redneck teenagers. Ones who flunked out of high school. It's not a fun thread; it's a stupid thread. Who is on DL now that would read a bunch of AIDS jokes and call them hilarious? This place is filled with people who are every bit as unintelligent and homophobic as those we mock from freerepublic.
|by Pink parody||reply 69||December 23, 2010 4:41 PM|
And yet you're still here, r69.
|by Pink parody||reply 70||December 23, 2010 4:45 PM|
R69, self-derision is the core of true British humour.%0D Am I wrong in assuming that you are a thick dumb and uneducated American?
|by Pink parody||reply 71||December 24, 2010 1:33 PM|
she is, just ignore her
|by Pink parody||reply 72||December 24, 2010 1:40 PM|
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? POTPOURRI!i
|by Pink parody||reply 73||December 24, 2010 2:11 PM|
R73, I'm not sure lesbians will take it as humourously as gay men here. Women are less capable of self-derision.%0D %0D Just sayin'.
|by Pink parody||reply 74||December 25, 2010 7:28 AM|
Its long so bare with me To gay college roommates got bored and decided to play a game the first roommate says let's play a new game the way you play is by shoving something up the others ass and we have to guess what it is. So the other guy is like okay let's play I'm first so he goes and grabs something and shove it up the guy's ass in the first roommate says oh I know this one its its its a broom the second roommate says wow you're good at this game. now the first roommate yells my turn then turns around and goes and gets something and shoves it up the other guy's ass the second roommate says thats easy its a mop the first guy says wow your good at this game . The second guy says my turn again and goes and grabs something comes back and rams It up the guys ass. The first guy says ohh I know this its for clogged toilets up Wats It called...(if you just thought plunger then your good at this game you know who you are)
|by Pink parody||reply 75||June 3, 2013 7:33 AM|
I assume you've all heard about the Greek man who wouldn't visit the U.S. because he couldn't bear to leave his brother's behind?
|by Pink parody||reply 76||June 3, 2013 9:21 PM|
Well ... Most of these are groaners.
|by Pink parody||reply 77||June 3, 2013 9:32 PM|
A lesbian goes to the gynecologist. While she's laid back with her feet in the stirrups, being examined, the gynecologist remarks, "You keep things very clean down here."
The lesbian replies, "Thanks! I have a lady who comes in twice a week."
|by Pink parody||reply 78||June 4, 2013 5:30 AM|
|by Pink parody||reply 79||November 17, 2013 1:11 AM|
Earrings and caftan too R66!
|by Pink parody||reply 80||November 17, 2013 3:21 AM|
R79 = Alec Baldwin.
|by Pink parody||reply 81||November 17, 2013 7:55 AM|
1) It's not possible to offend a real gay man; 2) I never met a lezzie without a rich sense of humor; 3) These pissy prudes are a disgrace to the cause.
|by Pink parody||reply 82||November 17, 2013 8:07 AM|
A priest is doing sermon on all the evils in the world. He starts out calm talking about adultery, gets louder when he talks about stealing, and when he gets to homosexuality he practically brings the roof down. After the service one of the parishioners sees the priest left his notes behind and gets a little curious so he reads them. In the margins beside the gay section, the priest has written 'Argument weak here, shout very loudly'.
|by Pink parody||reply 83||November 17, 2013 8:31 AM|
R83 is the only funny joke in this entire thread.
|by Pink parody||reply 84||November 17, 2013 8:48 AM|
I laughed out loud at R32.
|by Pink parody||reply 85||November 17, 2013 9:00 AM|
|by Pink parody||reply 86||November 17, 2013 9:06 AM|
Had a snicker at r29
|by Pink parody||reply 87||November 17, 2013 9:21 AM|
What did the Trix Rabbit kids say to the gay guy? Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!
|by Pink parody||reply 88||November 28, 2013 6:46 PM|
How do you make a gay man scream twice?
1. Fuck him in the ass.
2. Wipe your dick on the curtains.
|by Pink parody||reply 89||November 29, 2013 1:13 AM|
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
|by Pink parody||reply 90||January 25, 2014 9:15 PM|
Actually it is hard to believe that many gay men would have so much self hatred as to find these jokes funny. It would qualify as pathological.
|by Pink parody||reply 91||September 22, 2014 8:54 PM|
What do you call the bouncer at a gay bar? A flame thrower.
|by Pink parody||reply 92||September 23, 2014 3:02 PM|
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!!
|by Pink parody||reply 93||November 19, 2014 5:52 PM|
What did Paul Lynde say when he found a nest of rats in his attic?
He said " I haven't seen this many shitty little rodents since my last colonoscopy!"
|by Pink parody||reply 94||November 23, 2014 9:01 PM|
Have you heard about the gay midget?
He just came out of the cupboard.
|by Pink parody||reply 95||November 23, 2014 9:13 PM|
What do you call a gay milkman? A dairy queen
|by Pink parody||reply 96||November 23, 2014 9:15 PM|
|by Pink parody||reply 97||November 24, 2014 6:58 AM|
Dammit, I actually laughed
|by Pink parody||reply 98||November 24, 2014 7:15 AM|
Gentlemen, you have restored my belief in the wit and humour of DL posters.
|by Pink parody||reply 99||November 24, 2014 7:20 AM|
R82 is completely right, as usual.
|by Pink parody||reply 100||November 24, 2014 9:06 AM|
What does GAY stand for?
Got AIDS yet?
|by Pink parody||reply 101||November 24, 2014 10:20 AM|
Reply 18. You're an idiot!!!
|by Pink parody||reply 102||February 4, 2015 3:54 AM|
#69. You are an idiot!!! They are called jokes. Get over it.
|by Pink parody||reply 103||February 4, 2015 3:59 AM|
One gay man says to the other straight man I want dicks! The other man says dicks sporting goods it just down the street. The gay man says. Does that street lead up your ass. The straight man says. No but it leads to Dicks sporting goods like I just said. The gay man says I'm not stupid u dick face. The straight man says. I'm not a dick face but ducks sporting goods is just up the street!
|by Pink parody||reply 104||April 13, 2015 4:09 AM|
A gay couple decided to have a baby so the found a surrogate, played mix the semen, and 9 months later got a call that they were fathers. When they got to the hospital the nurse led them to the nursery full of screaming babies except for one lying there peacefully. The nurse pointed to the quiet one and said, "that one is you're." The new dads looked at each other and sighed, "awww, look how happy he is". The nurse just shook her head and said, "sure, but wait till we take the pacifier out of his ass."
|by Pink parody||reply 105||May 29, 2015 11:44 AM|