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Gay Inappropriate jokes

What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?

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by Pink parodyreply 105May 29, 2015 11:44 AM

or, another take What does one homosexual say to another homosexual going on vacation? Can I help you pack your shit?

by Pink parodyreply 1December 5, 2010 1:19 AM

What does AIDS stand for? Anally Injected Death Sentence.

by Pink parodyreply 2December 5, 2010 1:21 AM

Four homosexuals are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One of them says, "Ok, who farted?"

by Pink parodyreply 3December 5, 2010 1:22 AM

Q: What do you call a gay bar without bar stools?%0D %0D A: A fruit stand

by Pink parodyreply 4December 5, 2010 1:22 AM

Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on one bar stool at the same time?%0D %0D A: Turn it upside down.

by Pink parodyreply 5December 5, 2010 1:24 AM

What does a horse say? Haay-aay

by Pink parodyreply 6December 5, 2010 2:45 AM

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by Pink parodyreply 7December 5, 2010 3:11 AM

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

by Pink parodyreply 8December 5, 2010 10:29 AM

Promising thread. Keep them cumming!

by Pink parodyreply 9December 5, 2010 10:48 AM

Bump (for research)

by Pink parodyreply 10December 5, 2010 12:37 PM

R8, I think you mean why did God create "black" men? And the answer is so fat "white" girls could dance (and get laid).

by Pink parodyreply 11December 5, 2010 1:24 PM

Why do gay men do this? *do a flipping limp wrist* Because there's never enough room to do this! *as you're saying the punchline, do a giant Las Vegas style step in with big sweeping arms and a limp wrist*

by Pink parodyreply 12December 5, 2010 2:04 PM

How do gay guys do a drive by? They pull up in a Mazda Miata, throw a bunch of Skittles and yell, TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCHES!!!

by Pink parodyreply 13December 5, 2010 2:06 PM

I remember many of these from when idiot jocks would giggle over them in high school.%0D %0D Keep the 'wit' coming!

by Pink parodyreply 14December 5, 2010 2:08 PM

Nothing funny yet....

by Pink parodyreply 15December 5, 2010 2:11 PM

Q. What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? A. Refrigerators don't fart when you pull the meat out.

by Pink parodyreply 16December 5, 2010 2:13 PM

How do you know your roommate is gay?%0D %0D His dick tastes like shit.

by Pink parodyreply 17December 5, 2010 2:14 PM

r 16, you have no ear for language. The punch line goes like this: When you pull your meat out of a refrigerator, it doesn't fart.

by Pink parodyreply 18December 5, 2010 2:21 PM

Brain Twister: A male hairdresser and a male figure skater are trapped together on a desert island. Which one is the top?

by Pink parodyreply 19December 5, 2010 2:30 PM

What happened to the other thread to cause it to be deleted?

by Pink parodyreply 20December 5, 2010 2:49 PM

Why do so many gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretch marks.

by Pink parodyreply 21December 5, 2010 2:58 PM

More! More!

by Pink parodyreply 22December 5, 2010 3:04 PM

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass.

by Pink parodyreply 23December 5, 2010 3:11 PM

I have never laughed so hard reading a joke thread.%0D %0D I love the drive-by joke.

by Pink parodyreply 24December 5, 2010 3:12 PM

R6, should that be, "what does a GAY horse say?"

by Pink parodyreply 25December 5, 2010 3:15 PM

Why do gay guys have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.

by Pink parodyreply 26December 5, 2010 3:36 PM

Sorry, I skipped r21.

by Pink parodyreply 27December 5, 2010 3:38 PM

Why do gay guys? To hide the stretch marks.

by Pink parodyreply 28December 5, 2010 3:40 PM

A policeman yells to a gay motorist to pull over. The gay guy yells back, "It's called a CARDIGAN!"

by Pink parodyreply 29December 5, 2010 3:40 PM

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?%0D %0D A lickalotopus

by Pink parodyreply 30December 5, 2010 4:28 PM

These are dumb.

by Pink parodyreply 31December 5, 2010 4:32 PM

Why do gay men have mustaches?

They are mean and angry and conrolling and abusive

by Pink parodyreply 32December 5, 2010 11:47 PM

how does a gay guy fake an orgasm? spit on his boyfriends back.

by Pink parodyreply 33December 6, 2010 12:08 AM

What's the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave won't brown your meat.

by Pink parodyreply 34December 6, 2010 12:14 AM

What does a gay mouse say?

Can I fuck you?

by Pink parodyreply 35December 6, 2010 3:24 AM

What do you call a gay man on roller skates? Roll AIDS!

by Pink parodyreply 36December 6, 2010 5:21 AM

"I want to be frank with you, I'm a lesbian." "NO! I want to be Frank."

by Pink parodyreply 37December 6, 2010 5:24 AM

A gay man walks into a deli, sees a great big pepperoni sausage, and has plans for it. Gay man: I'll take that pepperoni that's hanging up there. Deli guy: Do you want that sliced? Gay man: Of course not! What do I look like? A piggy bank?

by Pink parodyreply 38December 6, 2010 5:27 AM

A queer caught his boyfriend masturbating into a rubber. "What do you think you are doing/" "Packing you a lunch."

by Pink parodyreply 39December 6, 2010 5:29 AM

Q. How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? A. That's not funny.

by Pink parodyreply 40December 6, 2010 5:30 AM

M O R E

by Pink parodyreply 41December 6, 2010 5:33 AM

What about the two Scottish queers? Ben Doon and Phil McCrevis

by Pink parodyreply 42December 6, 2010 5:39 AM

What is the leading cause of death among lesbians?

Hairballs.

by Pink parodyreply 43December 6, 2010 5:41 AM

When a man and woman get married they need a marriage license. What do Lesbians need? A licker license.

by Pink parodyreply 44December 6, 2010 5:42 AM

How did the whale get AIDS?

He got rear ended by a ferry.

by Pink parodyreply 45December 6, 2010 5:43 AM

What do you call two Irish queers? Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick.

by Pink parodyreply 46December 6, 2010 5:44 AM

Did you hear about the Australian queer that went missing? They found him in Sydney.

by Pink parodyreply 47December 6, 2010 5:45 AM

Q. Why was the queer fired from the sperm bank? A. He was caught drinking on the job.

by Pink parodyreply 48December 6, 2010 5:47 AM

How can you tell you've had gay burglars? They re-arranged all your furniture and left a note criticizing your curtains.

by Pink parodyreply 49December 6, 2010 5:50 AM

A college boy decided to tell his mother he was gay.

So pn his next visit home, he went to the kitchen where his mother was and nervously explained to her that he was gay.

Without looking up from her stew, his mother said, "You mean, homosexual?"

"Yes."

"Does that mean you suck penises?"

"....Yes"

"Don't you ever complain about my cooking again!"

by Pink parodyreply 50December 6, 2010 5:56 AM

A doctor set up practice in a small, Baptist town. His sign read: "Dr. Jones, specializing in the treatment of Homosexuals and Hemorrhoids."%0D %0D The Church Ladies group objected and gave the doctor 24 hours to change the sign or get run out of town.%0D %0D Next day the sign read: "Dr. Jones, specializing in the treatment of Queers and Rears".%0D %0D The Church Ladies were not pleased, and gave the good doctor one last chance.%0D %0D Sign the next day: "Dr. Jones, Odds & Ends."

by Pink parodyreply 51December 6, 2010 6:14 AM

more more more!

by Pink parodyreply 52December 6, 2010 5:16 PM

None of these are funny.

THREAD CLOSED.

by Pink parodyreply 53December 6, 2010 5:33 PM

Q: What do you call a gay dentist?%0D %0D A: A tooth fairy.%0D

by Pink parodyreply 54December 6, 2010 5:43 PM

Q: What did one gay dentist say to the other?%0D %0D A: You have the whitest teeth I've ever come across.%0D

by Pink parodyreply 55December 6, 2010 5:45 PM

Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to in-line skate?%0D %0D A: Telling your dad you're gay.

by Pink parodyreply 56December 6, 2010 5:58 PM

Is it horny in here or is it just me?

by Pink parodyreply 57December 6, 2010 5:58 PM

Loved 48, 49 and 50! %0D %0D R53 is an idiot who takes himself too seriously.

by Pink parodyreply 58December 7, 2010 6:48 AM

Come on, queens! More wit, please?

by Pink parodyreply 59December 10, 2010 8:28 AM

DL use of the c-word, and the word "frau," must be stopped - not just because they are offensive, but because they are making it possible for people to harm queer teens. Stop the violence.

by Pink parodyreply 60December 14, 2010 7:41 AM

R60, I agree with you but this thread is a FUN thread and your comment is not appropriate.

by Pink parodyreply 61December 14, 2010 7:51 AM

MORE!

by Pink parodyreply 62December 16, 2010 2:04 PM

Did you hear about the gay muggers? %0D %0D One guy held the woman down...while the other styled her hair. %0D

by Pink parodyreply 63December 18, 2010 3:13 AM

Did you hear about the AIDS hospice in Atlanta?%0D %0D It's called Sick Fags Over Georgia.

by Pink parodyreply 64December 18, 2010 3:20 AM

Older than Vaudeville.

by Pink parodyreply 65December 19, 2010 7:14 PM

DL use of:%0D %0D fag', 'rimmer', 'ass', 'cocksucker', 'cuntface', 'poopchute', 'cunt', 'bourgeouis', 'celebrity', 'hole', 'pole', and other such words...%0D %0D is offensive to everyone and should be stopped immediately!!!

by Pink parodyreply 66December 19, 2010 10:42 PM

Why is "bourgeois" offensive?

by Pink parodyreply 67December 23, 2010 9:38 AM

And "celebrity"?

by Pink parodyreply 68December 23, 2010 9:38 AM

[quote]These are dumb. And homophobic. And the people laughing themselves sick and posting "more, more!" don't know it, but they sound like straight redneck teenagers. Ones who flunked out of high school. It's not a fun thread; it's a stupid thread. Who is on DL now that would read a bunch of AIDS jokes and call them hilarious? This place is filled with people who are every bit as unintelligent and homophobic as those we mock from freerepublic.

by Pink parodyreply 69December 23, 2010 4:41 PM

And yet you're still here, r69.

by Pink parodyreply 70December 23, 2010 4:45 PM

R69, self-derision is the core of true British humour.%0D Am I wrong in assuming that you are a thick dumb and uneducated American?

by Pink parodyreply 71December 24, 2010 1:33 PM

she is, just ignore her

by Pink parodyreply 72December 24, 2010 1:40 PM

What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? POTPOURRI!i

by Pink parodyreply 73December 24, 2010 2:11 PM

R73, I'm not sure lesbians will take it as humourously as gay men here. Women are less capable of self-derision.%0D %0D Just sayin'.

by Pink parodyreply 74December 25, 2010 7:28 AM

Its long so bare with me To gay college roommates got bored and decided to play a game the first roommate says let's play a new game the way you play is by shoving something up the others ass and we have to guess what it is. So the other guy is like okay let's play I'm first so he goes and grabs something and shove it up the guy's ass in the first roommate says oh I know this one its its its a broom the second roommate says wow you're good at this game. now the first roommate yells my turn then turns around and goes and gets something and shoves it up the other guy's ass the second roommate says thats easy its a mop the first guy says wow your good at this game . The second guy says my turn again and goes and grabs something comes back and rams It up the guys ass. The first guy says ohh I know this its for clogged toilets up Wats It called...(if you just thought plunger then your good at this game you know who you are)

by Pink parodyreply 75June 3, 2013 7:33 AM

I assume you've all heard about the Greek man who wouldn't visit the U.S. because he couldn't bear to leave his brother's behind?

by Pink parodyreply 76June 3, 2013 9:21 PM

Well ... Most of these are groaners.

by Pink parodyreply 77June 3, 2013 9:32 PM

A lesbian goes to the gynecologist. While she's laid back with her feet in the stirrups, being examined, the gynecologist remarks, "You keep things very clean down here."

The lesbian replies, "Thanks! I have a lady who comes in twice a week."

by Pink parodyreply 78June 4, 2013 5:30 AM

MORE!

by Pink parodyreply 79November 17, 2013 1:11 AM

Earrings and caftan too R66!

by Pink parodyreply 80November 17, 2013 3:21 AM

R79 = Alec Baldwin.

by Pink parodyreply 81November 17, 2013 7:55 AM

1) It's not possible to offend a real gay man; 2) I never met a lezzie without a rich sense of humor; 3) These pissy prudes are a disgrace to the cause.

by Pink parodyreply 82November 17, 2013 8:07 AM

A priest is doing sermon on all the evils in the world. He starts out calm talking about adultery, gets louder when he talks about stealing, and when he gets to homosexuality he practically brings the roof down. After the service one of the parishioners sees the priest left his notes behind and gets a little curious so he reads them. In the margins beside the gay section, the priest has written 'Argument weak here, shout very loudly'.

by Pink parodyreply 83November 17, 2013 8:31 AM

R83 is the only funny joke in this entire thread.

by Pink parodyreply 84November 17, 2013 8:48 AM

I laughed out loud at R32.

by Pink parodyreply 85November 17, 2013 9:00 AM

More?

by Pink parodyreply 86November 17, 2013 9:06 AM

Had a snicker at r29

by Pink parodyreply 87November 17, 2013 9:21 AM

What did the Trix Rabbit kids say to the gay guy? Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!

by Pink parodyreply 88November 28, 2013 6:46 PM

How do you make a gay man scream twice?

1. Fuck him in the ass.

2. Wipe your dick on the curtains.

by Pink parodyreply 89November 29, 2013 1:13 AM

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

by Pink parodyreply 90January 25, 2014 9:15 PM

Actually it is hard to believe that many gay men would have so much self hatred as to find these jokes funny. It would qualify as pathological.

by Pink parodyreply 91September 22, 2014 8:54 PM

What do you call the bouncer at a gay bar? A flame thrower.

by Pink parodyreply 92September 23, 2014 3:02 PM

What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!!

by Pink parodyreply 93November 19, 2014 5:52 PM

What did Paul Lynde say when he found a nest of rats in his attic?

He said " I haven't seen this many shitty little rodents since my last colonoscopy!"

by Pink parodyreply 94November 23, 2014 9:01 PM

Have you heard about the gay midget?

He just came out of the cupboard.

by Pink parodyreply 95November 23, 2014 9:13 PM

What do you call a gay milkman? A dairy queen

by Pink parodyreply 96November 23, 2014 9:15 PM

moaaar

by Pink parodyreply 97November 24, 2014 6:58 AM

Dammit, I actually laughed

by Pink parodyreply 98November 24, 2014 7:15 AM

Gentlemen, you have restored my belief in the wit and humour of DL posters.

by Pink parodyreply 99November 24, 2014 7:20 AM

R82 is completely right, as usual.

by Pink parodyreply 100November 24, 2014 9:06 AM

What does GAY stand for?

Got AIDS yet?

by Pink parodyreply 101November 24, 2014 10:20 AM

Reply 18. You're an idiot!!!

by Pink parodyreply 102February 4, 2015 3:54 AM

#69. You are an idiot!!! They are called jokes. Get over it.

by Pink parodyreply 103February 4, 2015 3:59 AM

One gay man says to the other straight man I want dicks! The other man says dicks sporting goods it just down the street. The gay man says. Does that street lead up your ass. The straight man says. No but it leads to Dicks sporting goods like I just said. The gay man says I'm not stupid u dick face. The straight man says. I'm not a dick face but ducks sporting goods is just up the street!

by Pink parodyreply 104April 13, 2015 4:09 AM

A gay couple decided to have a baby so the found a surrogate, played mix the semen, and 9 months later got a call that they were fathers. When they got to the hospital the nurse led them to the nursery full of screaming babies except for one lying there peacefully. The nurse pointed to the quiet one and said, "that one is you're." The new dads looked at each other and sighed, "awww, look how happy he is". The nurse just shook her head and said, "sure, but wait till we take the pacifier out of his ass."

by Pink parodyreply 105May 29, 2015 11:44 AM
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