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Joe Jonas Likes to Touch...


by Anonymousreply 4805/07/2015

2 out of 3 of those boys are gay.

by Anonymousreply 111/21/2010

Joe and his french bf Martin

by Anonymousreply 211/21/2010

and Martin is clearly the bottom:

by Anonymousreply 311/21/2010

Have you seen Frankie Jonas, their flaming preteen little brother?

Three out of four of those boys are gay.

I seriously think Nick Jonas is the only heterosexual.

by Anonymousreply 411/22/2010

I thought Nick was gay

by Anonymousreply 511/22/2010

Saw the oldest one, the married one (Kevin?) walking arm in arm with this wife in Soho on Friday. He didn't look much into her, but she seemed pretty pleased with herself. Isn't she a nobody? She certainly hit the jackpot than, bearding or not. I'm sure she'll make a mint in the inevitable divorce.

by Anonymousreply 611/22/2010

Joe and his male friends shopping at the Grove.

The one on the right is a Johnny Weir look-alike

by Anonymousreply 711/22/2010

OMG, girlfriend...let's go shopping!

by Anonymousreply 811/22/2010

Nick is the straight Jonas%0D %0D Kevin is the always closeted Jonas%0D %0D Joe will probably be out in year or two%0D %0D Photos don't lie!%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 911/22/2010

Where is that photo at R3 from?

How come it hasn't shown up on TMZ yet?

by Anonymousreply 1011/22/2010

Why do you think Nick is straight?

by Anonymousreply 1111/22/2010

Nick's definitely the only straight one. %0D %0D Kevin is gay and obviously got hitched in an attempt to deflect the long term gay rumors. At this point Joe seems to be baiting the press. Good for him. Their management probably thought they settled any potential future scandal when Kevin got married, lol.

by Anonymousreply 1211/22/2010

The more pictures I see of Nick in his cleaning woman head-scarf, the less straight I think he is.

by Anonymousreply 1311/22/2010

Nick is the cutest one. He's the only one I want.

by Anonymousreply 1411/22/2010

If you look up the word STRAIGHT in the dictionary - you will see a picture of the Jonas brothers. Enough already!

by Anonymousreply 1511/22/2010

Joe Jonas sure looks likehe is putting on weight in that penis-touching photo.

by Anonymousreply 1611/22/2010

Joe will announced his engagement to Ashley Greene soon

by Anonymousreply 1711/22/2010

Joe is Joey Joey WOW

by Anonymousreply 1806/11/2012

LOL, this thread was just in thread watcher above a thread about Joe's brother Nick.

So it read:

Joe Jonas Likes To Touch...

Nick Jonas' Erect Nipples

by Anonymousreply 1906/11/2012

You think his ass is hairy or smooth. Maybe he shaves it?

by Anonymousreply 2006/11/2012

Joe Jonas can touch me :)

who do you think is sexy Joe or Nick ?

by Anonymousreply 2108/15/2012

I think joe butt is hairy :)

some hairs are ok.

by Anonymousreply 2208/15/2012

Nick Jonas isn't straight.

by Anonymousreply 2308/15/2012

I just saw that Joe Jonas is going to be one of the mentors on one of these stupid talent reality shows. Hahahahahahaha! How is a famously untalented twit whose only claim to fame is being a failed teen boy bander going to mentor anyone? He doesn't know shit. He'll probably have tips on being a bossy bottom, though.

by Anonymousreply 2408/15/2012

Sometimes when we touch...

by Anonymousreply 2509/11/2012

Do you wanna touch, yeah

Do you wanna touch, yeah

Do you wanna touch me there, where

by Anonymousreply 2609/11/2012

Joe's hole is extra hairy, fucked it

by Anonymousreply 2709/11/2012

(This is the night)

Touch me, touch me

I want to feel your body

Your heart beat next to mine

(This is the night)

Touch me, touch me now

by Anonymousreply 2809/11/2012

Hold me baby, drive me crazy

Touch me all night long

Make me love you, kiss and hug you

Touch me all night long

by Anonymousreply 2909/11/2012

Word, r14. I want to bury my tongue in his overtly bubbled ass.

by Anonymousreply 3009/11/2012

I think all three are gay. The pic in R13 tells me that if these boys were just your regular guys, they'd be gay.

by Anonymousreply 3109/11/2012

Don't we all wish

by Anonymousreply 3212/11/2012

Go away OP and take your Live Journal blog with you.

by Anonymousreply 3312/11/2012

I'd like to give that Jonas a big bonus

by Anonymousreply 3401/15/2013

Because he's hot

by Anonymousreply 3501/15/2014

Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much.

by Anonymousreply 3601/17/2014




by Anonymousreply 3701/17/2014

BLIND GOSSIP 01/15 **#1** Do they sell babies at Babies R Us? Because this family is trying to buy one! Adoption agencies up and down the West coast are buzzing about the "rush order" for a white baby placed by a celebrity couple that is faking the wife’s pregnancy! "I work for [redacted] in [a West Coast city] and we received a "rush order" for a Caucasian baby for [redacted]… It is ridiculously hard to find a women in her third trimester who is willing to negotiate!" Yes, we did ask what they meant by the word "negotiate." Our source quickly clarified that although it is definitely illegal to buy or sell children, that certain large monetary incentives make it much easier to procure an adopted child… and to keep all the transaction participants quiet! They wouldn’t tell us the amount (although they hinted it was in the $1 million range), and they didn’t want to say whether the money was going to the attorneys, the adoption agency, the expectant mother, the hospital, the doctors, or a combination of the above. Yes, there are a lot of people to pay off! The only people that don’t have to be paid off are the family members of the adoptive couple, who all know about the deception but are playing along. As of right now, it looks like they have found an expectant mother in the San Diego area and that the deal is closing just in time for the adoptive mom to avoid that fake miscarriage. However, the birth dates don’t match up exactly, so we don’t know what they are going to do about that. Since they have already faked the sonogram and the belly and the photo shoots and a video, they will likely lie about this, too.

Kevin and Danielle Jonas

by Anonymousreply 3801/17/2014

I want to start by sniffing Nick's feet and then work my way up his legs to end up inhaling the aroma of his butthole.

by Anonymousreply 3901/17/2014

Nick's feets

by Anonymousreply 4001/17/2014

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by Anonymousreply 4101/17/2014

they are girly girls

by Anonymousreply 4201/17/2014

Joey Joe Shabadoo

by Anonymousreply 4405/15/2014

RE: Have you seen Frankie Jonas, their flaming preteen little brother?

Three out of four of those boys are gay.

I seriously think Nick Jonas is the only heterosexual.

by: Anonymous reply 4

Man that youngest brother Frankie sure didn't get his brothers looks. Poor guy in fugly! I know he is only 13 so maybe he will look better with age.

by Anonymousreply 4505/15/2014

the hottest one is straight

by Anonymousreply 4605/15/2014

Who is Joe dating these days?

by Anonymousreply 4705/15/2014

Joe thinks he's Joan Jett...hee hee hee.

by Anonymousreply 4805/07/2015
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