After all, we have a Christmas Mouse.
What about a Vole?
After all, we have a Christmas Mouse.
What about a Vole?
|by Anonymous||reply 85||11/18/2012|
OP, Anderson Cooper is hosting the "CNN Heroes" tribute on Thanksgiving Day. What more do you want?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||11/21/2010|
How about a Thanksgiving Day marsupial: the oppossum!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/21/2010|
I vote for The Thanksgiving Nutria.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/21/2010|
R3, you read my mind. I was also going to say the nutria!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/21/2010|
Voles are cute, but lemmings seem more consistent with the season.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/21/2010|
Are we going to eat it?
Can someone provide the most gourmet nutria recipe?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/21/2010|
To go with the giant bird we're expected to eat, why not the world's largest rodent, the might Capybara?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/21/2010|
Another vote for the nutria!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/21/2010|
I vote for the Nutria!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||11/21/2010|
New tradition! Kill and stuff the nutria (the tail is the delicacy, save that for Thanksgiving eating), and put that nutria under the tree as a fun surprise for the kids. Or in their stockings.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/21/2010|
Just remember hamster is taken!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/21/2010|
I love voles!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/21/2010|
You forgot the NSFVWYMF warning, R13
|by Anonymous||reply 13||11/21/2010|
My vote goes to a chinchilla. They are cute and fluffy.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/21/2010|
I'm not so sure about the nutria -- they seem to have mood swings.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/21/2010|
i vote for the nutria.....they always look like they are hurrying home...for the holidays.%0D %0D but we will not eat it....it is strictly representational.%0D %0D christmas mouse...hanukkah hamster...thanksgiving nutria.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/21/2010|
[quote]Can someone provide the most gourmet nutria recipe?%0D %0D Not even Louisianans will eat nutria, darlin'.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/21/2010|
I say the Thanksgiving capybara!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/21/2010|
Damn, the biggest rat in this nation now is the Alaskan Sarahtipusis Palinantius. Isn't that enough?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/21/2010|
I LOVE capybaras! They always look so bored and soignee and elegant.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/21/2010|
Nutria Nutria Nutria
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/21/2010|
R21, I hear they even make good pets.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/21/2010|
PS - R21, I love you so much for managing to combine "capybara" and "soignee" like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/21/2010|
Newton the Thanksgiving Nutria often stops by my mouse nest for hot cocoa and gingerbread!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/21/2010|
I don't know about Nutria. I was once tortured by an aging Serbian who demanded that I sell her a spool legged harvest table without charging tax.
She told me I was ridiculous, that the piece was crap, that she knew of a cheaper one in much better condition elsewhere. All the while her beady eyes were glaring at me from beneath a Nutria fur hat the same boring brown as her hair. Even her hands looked like those of Snow White's evil queen - but multiple diamond chip rings on every dagger-like finger.
Her throat had those two vertical lines of flesh surrounding her windpipe (wanted to punch her so hard) and her mouth was not so much sphincter as it was a crack in that fucked up face.
She actually whipped out her checkbook and wrote down her idea of the price and dropped it in front of me. I tore it in half, gave it back to her, and told her I was too poor to survive an IRS audit.
So, No, I don't see Nutria as a thanksgiving rodent.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/21/2010|
Well we like selling Nutria fur out here in coon-ass land. NUTRIA.%0D %0D Can't someone make a poll?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||11/21/2010|
We could dress him up like a pilgrim.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/22/2010|
I am thinking a giant Pilgrim Squirrel. He could deliver Pecan pies to all the children of the world on Thanksgiving eve.
or tiny nasty little shrew.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/23/2010|
One word would scan better with "thanksgiving" than another long word.%0D %0D So that leaves us with "rat", "shrew", or "vole". I vote Vole, although I think "shrew" also has its points.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/23/2010|
A sauce, a unit of chemical measurement, And a rodent. Fuck voles, vote moles.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/23/2010|
Don't forget that it's a benign skin tumor, Team Mole!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/23/2010|
Join me Shrew Bitches! Vote Shrew ! Stu The Thanksgiving Shrew!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/23/2010|
"He could deliver Pecan pies to all the children of the world on Thanksgiving eve."
Only to the good children. The bad children get day old white bread and asparagus.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/23/2010|
The capybara. They're like giant hairy pigs, just like most people at the Thanksgiving trough.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/23/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 35||11/23/2010|
How about Sarah Palin?%0D %0D (There was no intention to insult rodents in the production of this post.)%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 36||11/23/2010|
Capybara #1 to capybara #2:
"Squiffy, ou sont les neiges d'antan?"
The capybara is much too elegant merely to be a holiday mascot!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||11/23/2010|
I am also too elegant to be a mascot!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/23/2010|
OP stipulated a rodent, R36. Otherwise a stoat would be perfect. Gorgeous critters.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||11/23/2010|
I vote for the mighty ALMIQUI.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||11/23/2010|
I am Percival, the Thanksgiving Bedbug.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||11/23/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 42||11/23/2010|
What about me?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||11/23/2010|
There are already enough shrews at my Thanksgiving dinner.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||11/23/2010|
At last, R41. The rare and exotic almiqui owns this thread!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||11/23/2010|
The Mighty Almiqui is Cuban. Thanksgiving aint a holiday in Cuba.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||11/23/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 47||11/23/2010|
Doesn't have to be a rodent. Easter has a bunny. Why not a Thanksgiving Hyrax or Thanksgiving hedgehog?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11/23/2010|
With Almiqui you get 'venomous saliva' per R47's link.
Go Team Almiqui!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||11/23/2010|
Thanksgiving Walking Clitoris.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||11/23/2010|
The capybaras and their permanent bitchface wish you a Happy Thanksgiving
|by Anonymous||reply 51||11/20/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 52||11/20/2011|
[quote]I think we need a Thanksgiving rodent.
I nominate Courtney Love, although Lady Gaga is more visibly rodent like.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||11/20/2011|
I think a thanksgiving monkey would be kind of cute. Dress it as a pilgrim and give him little cymbals.
I was going to suggest a thanksgiving platypus, but it doesn't have the same cachet as a monkey.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||11/20/2011|
I'm so torn between the capybara and the squirrel! Hugs to R20, love the way you think.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/20/2011|
[quote]How about Sarah Palin?
Good, r36, but I think Alabama's Jeff Sessions is more rodent-like. And about as tall.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/20/2011|
How about a weasel?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/20/2011|
I wish it could be a honey badger, but they're from Africa and they're mustelids.
The Thanksgiving Rat would be appropriate as there were no doubt plenty of rats that came over on the ships with the English Puritans!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/20/2011|
[quote]The capybaras and their permanent bitchface wish you a Happy Thanksgiving
I want to start an alt-rock band just so I can call it Capybara Bitchface.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/20/2011|
"The capybaras and their permanent bitchface wish you a Happy Thanksgiving."
Or, more to the point, don't.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||11/21/2011|
Clearly, the DL Thanksgiving rodent of choice is Anderson Cooper.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||11/21/2011|
We've got a "Thanksgiving Day Shrew" at my house - but we just call her "Mom" the rest of the year.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||11/21/2011|
If I had a capybara, I'd name it Countess LuAnn.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||11/21/2011|
R60, so what do capybaras do on Thanksgiving?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||11/21/2011|
Since both the capybara and the nutria appear to be basically giant guinea pigs, I suppose they could be stuffed and used in lieu of a turkey.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||11/21/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 66||11/21/2011|
The nutria is not a cute little rodent suitable for a holiday. It is a voracious monster that can grow to 350 pounds and has been know to kill cattle in Texas. My nephew hit one driving early one morning and almost died, and the damned thing just sauntered away. They're not nice. You hear stories of how they form gangs and attack isolated homesteads - they seem to watch the houses because they know when it's a woman alone there. They break through windows and will attack and kill humans if they get in the way when they mob the kitchen. They're particularly vicious because they use their long fangs to snap at the soft tissues, especially a woman's nethers and occasionally a man's bottom and testicles. Three teens were nearly castrated in Louisiana when they tried to trap one. The fangs jut out like something in an old vampire movie, and they harbor terrible tropical bacteria they carry from their pestilential homelands. Nutrias also eat cats. My aunt in Alabama lost 16 of her cats to a gang of nutria and it really had a depressing effect on her happy home. They eat everything but the heads and they return the heads to the door of the house the take the animals from. It was horrible. My uncle lost his mind over it and went out and trapped as many as he could and went bankrupt attempting to make a venture out of their fur - it turned out the "fur" is toxic and causes mental retardation in children.
I vote for the Norway Rat because Norway is such a beautiful, peaceful country.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||11/21/2011|
[quote]they seem to watch the houses because they know when it's a woman alone there. They break through windows and will attack and kill humans if they get in the way when they mob the kitchen. They're particularly vicious because they use their long fangs to snap at the soft tissues, especially a woman's nethers and occasionally a man's bottom and testicles
Honey, you do need to get out more.
I know they're scary, but you're anthropomorphizing them just a bit.
Here's Dave Attell on Insomniac with some Orleans Parish sheriff deputies shooting them in the canals (that was a great show!)
|by Anonymous||reply 68||11/21/2011|
I know hedgehogs aren't rodents, but they are cute as hell. Thanksgiving Hedgehog anyone?
Opossums are cute - how about Thanksgiving Sugar-glider - he has two penises and he flies - sorta!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||11/21/2011|
Sounds like a typical Datalounge thread, r67. So my vote goes to the nutria!
|by Anonymous||reply 70||11/21/2011|
The prairie dog would make a good Thanksgiving rodent.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||11/21/2011|
OK, red pandas aren't rodents, but this is too good to not post.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||11/26/2011|
I know! I know!
Valerie Harper and Patty McCormick!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||11/26/2011|
Tis the season bitches!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||11/17/2012|
Nutria all the way, or as the locals call them, "nutra-rats." Their teeth are the perfect Thanksgiving color.
And nutria balls, like gar and alligator balls, are delicious. And no, not talking about their testicles.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||11/17/2012|
Voles are vile
|by Anonymous||reply 76||11/18/2012|
The squirrel is perfect because they are fattening up this time of year before hibernating.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||11/18/2012|
Even when wishing each other well, capybaras retain a certain equine hauteur and their trademark bitchface.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||11/18/2012|
My driver tried to wish me Happy Thanksgiving, but I just continued to stare straight ahead.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||11/18/2012|
Love the pic @R78. Reminds me of snooty air-kisses.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||11/18/2012|
We don't need a rodent; we have my cousin Martin. But for you folks who crave a mascot, I nominate Richard Gerebil.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||11/18/2012|
We should have vials full of voles
|by Anonymous||reply 82||11/18/2012|
Vile idea, R82.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||11/18/2012|
W&W for r20!
|by Anonymous||reply 84||11/18/2012|