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She's a tomboy%0D %0D %0D %0D He's married to his career

by Anonymousreply 15608/18/2013

He is interested in Dance.

by Anonymousreply 111/18/2010

He rides the unicorn's head

by Anonymousreply 211/18/2010

He has that flair.

by Anonymousreply 311/18/2010

Light in the loafers

by Anonymousreply 411/18/2010

Confirmed ass bandit.

by Anonymousreply 511/18/2010

The classic - "He had a fianc%C3%A9e, but she died".

by Anonymousreply 611/18/2010

He's artistic.

by Anonymousreply 711/18/2010

She dines at the altar of the lady ham.

by Anonymousreply 911/18/2010

He's "straight."

by Anonymousreply 1011/18/2010

Scientologist

by Anonymousreply 1111/18/2010

Just hasn't found the right girl/guy Friend of Dorothy

by Anonymousreply 1211/18/2010

Confirmed bachelor.

by Anonymousreply 1311/18/2010

He prefers to date in Europe.

by Anonymousreply 1411/18/2010

He's dating Taylor Swift.

by Anonymousreply 1511/18/2010

hint of mint

by Anonymousreply 1611/18/2010

r15 - see also Renee Zelweger

by Anonymousreply 1711/18/2010

married to Liza

by Anonymousreply 1811/18/2010

he could fly out of the room%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 1911/18/2010

he's a reluctant dragon

by Anonymousreply 2011/18/2010

fruity

by Anonymousreply 2111/18/2010

green on Thursdays

by Anonymousreply 2211/18/2010

She wears underwear with dickholes in them.

by Anonymousreply 2311/18/2010

Tinkerbell

by Anonymousreply 2411/18/2010

He does not believe in third person pronouns.

by Anonymousreply 2511/18/2010

He's an actor dating an actress.

by Anonymousreply 2611/18/2010

They are not gay, they are foreigners.

by Anonymousreply 2711/18/2010

That would "hot actor," R26.

by Anonymousreply 2811/18/2010

He prefers his groceries delivered 'round the back.

by Anonymousreply 2911/18/2010

Neither she's a tomboy or he is married to his career are-

by Anonymousreply 3011/18/2010

Butt Pirate!%0D %0D Rider of the Hershey Highway!%0D %0D FUDGEPACKER!%0D

by Anonymousreply 3111/18/2010

Carpet muncher.%0D %0D He likes poles and holes.%0D %0D Snatchitarian.%0D %0D 3 Dollar Bill.

by Anonymousreply 3211/18/2010

r27, they're Bulgarians.

by Anonymousreply 3311/18/2010

The network censors won't let us say "trouser pilot" anymore, Paul.

by Anonymousreply 3411/18/2010

Drives a Subaru Outback.%0D %0D She's a handsome woman.%0D %0D You're almost too pretty to be a boy (Someone actually said this to me when I was a teenager. Not so helpful for a confused gay boy.)%0D %0D She likes bearded clams.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3511/18/2010

He's too busy to date right now.

by Anonymousreply 3611/18/2010

He's just British

by Anonymousreply 3711/18/2010

He's sensitive

by Anonymousreply 3811/18/2010

She's a gym teacher.

by Anonymousreply 3911/18/2010

Knob Goblin.

by Anonymousreply 4011/18/2010

Southern gentleman.

by Anonymousreply 4111/18/2010

He's a friend of "Dorothy's."%0D %0D He's "musical!"%0D %0D He/She is "in the life."%0D %0D I heard this one a few years ago at the PAN%0D disco in Copenhagen."Are you a Shirley Bassey?"%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 4211/18/2010

Shirt lifter.

by Anonymousreply 4311/18/2010

He's a priest.

by Anonymousreply 4411/18/2010

Oh, he's a real "center square" all right.

by Anonymousreply 4511/18/2010

She just hasn't foud the right man yet.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 4611/18/2010

Friend of Nomi should replace Friend of Dorothy

by Anonymousreply 4711/18/2010

"He likes track lighting."

by Anonymousreply 4811/19/2010

He's 'festive' Gaylord G Gayerson She plays softball She enjoys comfortable shoes..

by Anonymousreply 4911/19/2010

A colorful guy and a sporty gal%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 5011/19/2010

a little sugar in his tank

by Anonymousreply 5111/19/2010

tambourine player

by Anonymousreply 5211/19/2010

Mr. Bufu.

by Anonymousreply 5311/19/2010

As my great aunt once said of an uncle, "oh, Herbert was FAAANCY..."

by Anonymousreply 5511/19/2010

She wears sensible shoes.

by Anonymousreply 5611/19/2010

My gradson is SO el-eee-GHANT.

by Anonymousreply 5811/19/2010

Hairdresser

by Anonymousreply 5911/19/2010

She's an athletic girl!

by Anonymousreply 6011/19/2010

When Rock Hudson wanted to know if someone were gay he'd ask, "Is he Canadian?" I read that at the time of his death and still use it to this day, even more than I use the term "gay."

by Anonymousreply 6111/19/2010

He has good posture.

by Anonymousreply 6211/19/2010

Lesbyterian.

by Anonymousreply 6311/19/2010

A woman I know would use "political meeting" for lesbian bar.

by Anonymousreply 6411/19/2010

R61, that's hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 6511/19/2010

He's musical.

by Anonymousreply 6611/19/2010

S/he's very into religious and hasn't found the right wo/man.

by Anonymousreply 6711/19/2010

lol r39

by Anonymousreply 6811/19/2010

She's Lovely and amazing

by Anonymousreply 6911/19/2010

He's married to his career%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 7011/19/2010

Has a girlfriend who lives in Canada

by Anonymousreply 7111/20/2010

He's the church's choir director.

by Anonymousreply 7211/20/2010

"Posting on the ol' datalounge"

by Anonymousreply 7311/20/2010

Peter Puffer.

by Anonymousreply 7411/20/2010

He is so creative!%0D %0D She is so athletic!%0D %0D "His girlfriend lives out-of-town."

by Anonymousreply 7511/20/2010

Some people are confusing "euphemism" and "vulgarism."

by Anonymousreply 7611/20/2010

R76 = Female dog in heat.

by Anonymousreply 7711/20/2010

He's zesty.

by Anonymousreply 7811/20/2010

Not sure if this is limited to the South, but I've heard girls giggling and winking about "that boy's sweet" and they don't mean nice.

by Anonymousreply 7911/20/2010

If you want your thread to have more than 100 posts, just duplicate one of the many successful list threads of that same month.%0D %0D Then three bored queens will rattle out previous answers they recall, feeling worldly as they go.%0D %0D Have fun!

by Anonymousreply 8011/21/2010

I remember an old Queen for a Day show with Jack Bailey where the winner was a hard working woman was nominated by man who lived in her apt. building or neighbor she called...%0D %0D "Youthie Boy"!%0D

by Anonymousreply 8111/21/2010

He's flamboyant.

by Anonymousreply 8211/21/2010

Liza Minnelli's husband.

by Anonymousreply 8311/21/2010

"If you want your thread to have more than 100 posts, just duplicate one of the many successful list threads of that same month.%0D %0D Then three bored queens will rattle out previous answers they recall, feeling worldly as they go."%0D %0D %0D %0D You keep posting the same shit in other threads...you must be a bored queen.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 8411/21/2010

"He's a playboy"%0D %0D (not play boi)

by Anonymousreply 8511/23/2010

He's as quaint as a three pound note!

by Anonymousreply 8611/23/2010

Home owner

Someone visited Fire Island and remarked "There sure are a lot of home owners out here"

by Anonymousreply 8711/28/2010

Hello my name is Oprah.%0D %0D Hello my name is Kristen Stewart. %0D %0D Hello my name is John Travolta.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 8811/28/2010

He's dating Rachel Bilson.

by Anonymousreply 8911/28/2010

He's a big one.

He's "one of those things."

by Anonymousreply 9011/28/2010

A little light in the loafers.

by Anonymousreply 9111/28/2010

My mother once said about her tres gay uncle, in a lame attempt to deny that he was gay, said, "He's not gay. It's just that he lives in California".

by Anonymousreply 9211/28/2010

LOL R92...%0D %0D The best post on this thread!

by Anonymousreply 9311/28/2010

An "Uncle Arthur".

by Anonymousreply 9411/28/2010

He or she "is [italic] that [/italic] way."

by Anonymousreply 9511/28/2010

She doesn't eat meat.%0D %0D She's a vagetarian.

by Anonymousreply 9611/28/2010

Plays (or bats) for the other team.

by Anonymousreply 9711/28/2010

He's so musical.

He's one of the friendly boys.

by Anonymousreply 9811/28/2010

Whenever I saw my niece hanging around with some boys or a boy, when I would ask which one was her boyfriend, her response was always, Don't worry Uncle Tom, he's in the drama club.

by Anonymousreply 10012/06/2010

Get over yourself.

by Anonymousreply 10205/11/2012

He's married to his caterer.

by Anonymousreply 10305/11/2012

He loves only his dogs.

by Anonymousreply 10405/11/2012

He used to date Renee Zellweger, but now he's with Penelope Cruz.

by Anonymousreply 10505/11/2012

"He's just too busy with his career to find a nice girl."

" He's a little sweet in the jeans."

"She just REALLY loves cats!"

by Anonymousreply 10605/11/2012

He's dating emma stone

by Anonymousreply 10705/11/2012

Travels so much, never has time for a relationship

by Anonymousreply 10805/11/2012

To quote mine own sister, "He's a cakeboy..."

by Anonymousreply 10905/11/2012

Isn't she lovely!

by Anonymousreply 11005/11/2012

When my best friend was a kid - some thirty or so years ago - his mom took him to see a movie. While they were there he saw some men behaving strangely. They were a bit loud and...flamboyant. He asked his mother about the 'funny nen' and she said - rather archly -

"Darling, they're men who make hats."

...as if that explained everything.

Ironic that not so many years later my friend would himself become a "man who made hats".

by Anonymousreply 11105/12/2012

R7, my mother used that phrase in reference to me. I overheard her several times telling her lady friends, "Oh, he doesn't date much, he's artistic." Of course, with her Southern drawl, it sounded more like "autistic."

by Anonymousreply 11205/12/2012

Fucking hilarious r111. A lot of imagination went into avoiding the word homosexual or gay.

by Anonymousreply 11305/12/2012

Dude-on-Dude

by Anonymousreply 11404/23/2013

R111's story reminds us why a lot of guys refuse to apply the gay label to themselves.

by Anonymousreply 11504/23/2013

He loves the "oscars"!

Pillow biter.

Funny Uncle.

He adores Barbra Streisand.

He knows all the broadway musicals.

He needs to visit a whore!

He isn't made right!

The down low.

by Anonymousreply 11604/23/2013

He's going to be an architect.

by Anonymousreply 11704/23/2013

She's a maiden aunt. She's a bachelorette.

by Anonymousreply 11804/23/2013

He's swishy. He's limp-wristed. He's a florist. He's an interior decorator.

by Anonymousreply 11904/23/2013

She plays field hockey.

by Anonymousreply 12004/23/2013

Oh you know, he's that way...

by Anonymousreply 12104/23/2013

He's a momma's boy

by Anonymousreply 12204/23/2013

He's one of the boys.

Panty waist.

Lady man

by Anonymousreply 12304/23/2013

Nancy boy.

by Anonymousreply 12404/23/2013

Flit's pretty good.

by Anonymousreply 12504/23/2013

Comme Ça

by Anonymousreply 12604/23/2013

His girlfriend lives in Canada.

by Anonymousreply 12704/23/2013

He's a dandy!

by Anonymousreply 12804/23/2013

Tammy

by Anonymousreply 12904/23/2013

He bats for the other team

by Anonymousreply 13004/23/2013

He's suffering from the English Disease

by Anonymousreply 13104/23/2013

He is a member of the community. He is from the Swish Alps. He could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch. She is a woman that prefers sensible shoes. She prefers flannel shirts. She really knows her dog breeds. Her favorite accessory is a snap on tool belt.

by Anonymousreply 13204/23/2013

"Neither fish nor fowl" Or Is he " so " ?

by Anonymousreply 13304/23/2013

He goes to my church.

by Anonymousreply 13404/23/2013

[quote]"Darling, they're men who make hats."

Delicious. Sondheim would love that.

by Anonymousreply 13504/24/2013

Licks the other side of the postage stamp

by Anonymousreply 13604/24/2013

He's a very private person.

by Anonymousreply 13704/24/2013

He's a Screaming Bender

by Anonymousreply 13804/24/2013

He's quite the ladies man. He'll likely never settle down and get married. He's just too popular with the fairer sex.

by Anonymousreply 13904/24/2013

That's just her roommate.

by Anonymousreply 14004/24/2013

Dolores Gray's social escort.

by Anonymousreply 14104/24/2013

Born again Christian

by Anonymousreply 14204/24/2013

I love "men who make hats"!

by Anonymousreply 14304/24/2013

Queer as a plaid rabbit.

by Anonymousreply 14504/24/2013

I have a feeling the "Men who make hats" actually were milliners.

by Anonymousreply 14604/24/2013

Brown hatter

by Anonymousreply 14704/24/2013

Friend of Barbra

Poofter / Poof

Fudge-Packer (Gays who work for Keebler)

Turd-Burglar

Stool-Pusher

Man Candy

Rump-Wrangler

David Gest

Pretty Boy

Man's Man

My mom used to whisper and say, "He's G.A.Y."

by Anonymousreply 14804/24/2013

Dudephile

by Anonymousreply 15004/29/2013

R149 Oh, my God! That's horrible!

by Anonymousreply 15104/30/2013

In the wrong line at the post office.

by Anonymousreply 15204/30/2013

R149, that is beyond the pale. Some things will never be ok to use as a punch line, and that is one of them. Just a shitty thing to do, especially by our own community. (although honestly if you're a straight asshole trolling the datalounge, fuck off and go to hell)

by Anonymousreply 15304/30/2013

He's a Bette Midler fan

She's a Martina Navratilova fan

by Anonymousreply 15404/30/2013

Most Tomboys are heterosexual.

by Anonymousreply 15504/30/2013

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by Anonymousreply 15608/18/2013
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