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Joel Evan Tye AKA Jet Kanashi combines model-hot looks with singing talent.

Will he make it in the music biz?

by Anonymousreply 6202/07/2013

BTW, some of the photos in the first link are NSFW.%0D %0D Here is a more family-friendly, Joel Evan web site.

by Anonymousreply 111/18/2010

Try this one:

by Anonymousreply 211/18/2010


Don't give me this shit about "model-hot looks." It's just a muscular body.

by Anonymousreply 311/18/2010

Does he have mutant powers? In his pictures, you can see that he can control the weather. That's amazing. Not so amazing is his face. Eddie Munster called....

by Anonymousreply 411/18/2010

He is so freakin hot.

by Anonymousreply 511/18/2010

He should talk to Colton Ford about his attempts to launch a singing career. Both seem similarly "talented".

by Anonymousreply 611/18/2010

1. He's changed his name about five times.

2. He's shifting from nudies to music and back again. Bad move.

3. Did I mention he's changed his name a dozen times?

4. His voice is like a sloth being tortured over a waffle iron.

5. He's gorgeous.

6. You got the 'can't sing' part, right?

by Anonymousreply 711/18/2010

Joel Evan is the epitome of hotness.

by Anonymousreply 811/18/2010

Joel Evan did not leave one hair standing below the neck. Why can't the man be hairy and hot?

by Anonymousreply 911/18/2010

Is that a drop of pre-cum I spy?


by Anonymousreply 1011/18/2010

Great body...


by Anonymousreply 1111/18/2010

Oh, gawd. What a terrible song in that link. Plus, he has shitty posture. Is that nose weighing down his head?

by Anonymousreply 1211/18/2010

From porn star to big music star is an absolutely workable transition! The labels and fans will be CLAMORING for him!

And the fact that he's being promoted on is incredibly meaningful!

by Anonymousreply 1311/18/2010

I actually find his face including the big nose very attractive but fear such an obvious narcissist won't be able to resist the temptation to carve his face up in the future. His body is a work of art but the 1989 International Male wardrobe is a turnoff. He should just do porn and forget about the music career.

by Anonymousreply 1411/18/2010

He'd be about eight times hotter if his nipples were bigger. Still, he has a great body, and his face is attractive in that swarthy Jewish way.

by Anonymousreply 1511/18/2010

yeah, he has that swarthy, dark sexy. Gorgeous. He has that look I find ferociously hot. It really shows in his Playgirl shoot. Sadly though he has never dome porn, just nude pics.


by Anonymousreply 1611/19/2010

Is there more of that "Men" photoshoot online, R10?

by Anonymousreply 1711/19/2010

You guys do realize that he looks exactly like Kramer from Seinfeld, don't you?

by Anonymousreply 1811/19/2010

Why did he think he could pass as someone named "Jet Kanashi"?

by Anonymousreply 1911/19/2010

for r 17:

by Anonymousreply 2011/19/2010

R18, you're completely delusional.%0D

by Anonymousreply 2111/19/2010

THank you, R20!%0D

by Anonymousreply 2211/19/2010

He could have been Michael Richards' stand in. They could be twins.

by Anonymousreply 2311/19/2010

I don't think he looks like Michael Richards at all, but he's not handsome above the neck. As my grandma would say, that's a face for radio.

by Anonymousreply 2411/19/2010

Seriously, you're completely delusional. You need your eyes and brain checked.%0D

by Anonymousreply 2511/19/2010

I think he's incredibly hot. I find hot bodies with good-looking but quirky faces to be a turn-on.

His singing, though - um, it sounds a little "pitchy" to me.

by Anonymousreply 2611/19/2010

So who's had him? Is he a top or bottom?

by Anonymousreply 2711/19/2010

Wow, who knew that Michael Richards had that kind of a body.

by Anonymousreply 2811/19/2010

"To have no talent is not enough! Ya gotta getta gimmick!"

by Anonymousreply 2911/19/2010

I like his body obviously, but that Bar Mitzvah Boy punnam won't age well. Still, I love a big sexy nose on a dark haired guy.

by Anonymousreply 3011/19/2010

Great body -- very hot.

But that face. . . .

by Anonymousreply 3111/19/2010

An average jew with an above average exercise regimen. The OP is probably his mom/publicist.

by Anonymousreply 3211/19/2010

He is fag-fucking-tastic. Scorching.

by Anonymousreply 3311/20/2010

He looks like he has a hairy chest, one can make out the tiny red shave rash spots. Why oh Why does he shave his chest, he'd look even hotter with a hairy chest.

by Anonymousreply 3411/20/2010

He looks a lot more like Jon Hamm than Michael Richards.%0D %0D I think his face is very handsome, and have no idea what some of you are complaining about.%0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3511/20/2010

He's cute, but not drop dead gorgeous. He seems desperate for attention and adoration. Either that or he's just your average exhibitionist. Good luck to him! He's gonna need it. %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3611/20/2010

He looks Jewy to me.

by Anonymousreply 3711/20/2010

Yummy, he needs to be doing porn. Rumoured to have dated a famous actor.

by Anonymousreply 3811/22/2010

LOGO played his video to death last year but, of course, he couldn't be naked in it.

by Anonymousreply 3911/23/2010

Two words: Quentin Elias

by Anonymousreply 4011/23/2010

Nothing's hotter than a hot dude who's naked from the waist down.

by Anonymousreply 4111/23/2010

Are there any other web sites devoted to hot dudes who are naked from the waist down?

by Anonymousreply 4211/23/2010

He is so sexy.

by Anonymousreply 4311/23/2010

So ... have we established that he's gay?

by Anonymousreply 4411/23/2010

I think so r44.

by Anonymousreply 4511/23/2010

Jet's ass is made for rimming.

by Anonymousreply 4611/23/2010

He's like that Seinfeld episode--and we all have friends like this--sometimes he looks hot; other times he looks scary fug.

by Anonymousreply 4711/23/2010

He just SOUNDS scary fug.

by Anonymousreply 4811/23/2010

The only way I would pay to see Joel Evan is if he performs naked.

by Anonymousreply 4911/24/2010

Is he top or bottom?

by Anonymousreply 5011/24/2010

With that dick, I'm guessing a bottom.%0D

by Anonymousreply 5111/24/2010

OK! I've read all the diatribes about this so-called "singer" who has touted himself as the "NEXT CHER"! PLEASE!! Someone reel him back from whatever planet where he's been mingling with the WRONG "aliens"!%0D %0D Having changed his name 5 times is NOT a good thing. Having done nude photography (basically porn/hard-core) then PRETENDING this passion for his music, only ending up GOING BACK to the hard-core nudity which in PRINT and VERBAL INTERVIEW he disdains and wishes he'd never done, acting so "innocent" in saying "Oh, I thought this was what I was to do in "breaking" into the business, but NOW with this "disclaimer" he ONLY will pose for photographers for "art" photography, be paid, have all travel and expenses paid, etc. tells me he's NOT a singer but in actuality a PRIME CANDIDATE for one of the porn companies, for his narcissism is SO BIG along with what he ALREADY KNOWS is so big as we've seen in his photographs, its his ONLY avenue and he might as well "cash in" on it while in his last 20s and early 30s, because I don't think that voice and his "act" is suddenly going to transform itself into Cher.%0D %0D And he "boo hoos" about being kidded for talking like a girl, loving girl's clothing and pretty things, then changing his ways, building his body, etc, but look at him sometime. He's CONSTANTLY "fooling" with his hair, his body has obviously been shaved/Naired/lasered except the tiny groomed/shaped patch of pubes he apparently CAN'T be seen or photographed IN clothes without making sure whatever he's wearing is low-cut and pushed down enough so it shows his "bush", JUST like some woman who has a Brazilian "landing strip". HE LOVES showing off his bush! %0D %0D And, if you've noticed his nails are POLISHEED and he is ALWAYS holding them in some "feminine" manner, very delicately. All that leather and heaey eye makeup doesn't "butch" his image either!%0D %0D Plus he LOVE being pure alabaster white and with a Russian/Japanese heritage there would be LOTS of hair on his body, removing all doubt he has "altered" most everything, even to in one photo shoot PUMPING his cock so it would be even THICKER than it already is. And, oh yes, when in public or at parties he's ALWAYS without a shirt and wearing pants/shorts/underwear that are sheer white, showing the outline of his cock and of course, the bush at the top.%0D %0D And, what about his wardrobe???? GOOD GOD! HOW can someone have taste SO BAD and living in West Hollywood and being creative and an "artist" supposedly? HAS he ever looked at "Arene Homme" before? He's much too much "International Male"! YUK!%0D %0D My suggestion with him living in West Hollywood where there are LOTS of WEALTHY OLD MEN, is finding one who will take care of him with housing, clothing, cars, travel, career opportunities, etc. and he will just have to bend over and take it now and then for having basically a FREE RIDE and one of LUXURY, something of which there seems to be an air of "entitlement" about him and his whole persona. That's the problem. He DOESN"T HAVE a persona and were his body and big dick taken away he'd have nothing.%0D %0D And, in today's world were about 1 MILLION hot guys are NEW on the scene day after day, he will soon be history and old news for I've seen MUCH BETTER on Facebook alone every day, day after day, and ironically they have talent, voices, successful careers and AREN'T resorting to porn which seems to be Joel's ONLY possibly venue of success. %0D %0D His MAIN PROBLEM! He's TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF and his arrogance reads much too clearly. He soon will be a has-been and forgotten, even as the hottest of all porn stars have found themselves.

by Anonymousreply 5202/06/2011

He's hot, cute, and the voice isn't that bad. And he's doing a helluva lot more than you sad queens.

by Anonymousreply 5302/06/2011

R52, come sit beside me!

by Anonymousreply 5402/06/2011

Is he gay?

by Anonymousreply 5502/06/2011

He sounds like he has serious psychological problems, which is so common with porn stars. Not that he's a porn start or anything.

by Anonymousreply 5602/06/2011

You bitches are jealous of Joel Evan's HOTNESS.

by Anonymousreply 5702/07/2011

He has a terminal case of East-coast face.

by Anonymousreply 5802/07/2011

Yeah, but you have a terminal case of fat flat ass, R58.

by Anonymousreply 5902/07/2011

If you look up HOT JEW in the dictionary, you will find a photo of Joel Evan Tye/Jet Kanashi.

by Anonymousreply 6002/08/2011

I think he's probably just an escort.

by Anonymousreply 6102/07/2013

I think he has a beautiful body and a handsome face, in that Jewish way earlier posters have mentioned. His one flaw is pretty tragic, though: those nipples are way too small. If I were him, I'd take some estrogen to make them a little larger.

by Anonymousreply 6202/07/2013
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