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Natalie Portman''s ass

Too bad she's not a bit taller.

by Anonymousreply 7707/19/2013


by Anonymousreply 111/17/2010

Eh. It's rather flat for someone who trained as a dancer.

by Anonymousreply 211/17/2010

She had cottage cheese in that movie with Julia Roberts and Clive Owen.

by Anonymousreply 311/17/2010

Her face looks very odd.

by Anonymousreply 411/17/2010

R4, I thought the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 511/17/2010

Her ass looked pretty good in [italic]Darjeeling Express[/italic], rounder than the photo linked above.

by Anonymousreply 611/17/2010

Just watched that Mike Nichols' trainwreck with her as a stripper. She looks all petite, until she turns around. Full, fat ass. Where the hell did she get that big butt?

Nichols is so gay - even gayer than me, evidently -- that he thought her ass looked fine. Yuck.

Of course he thought the same about the fucking script and overall cast.

by Anonymousreply 703/27/2013

Sorry she is not sexy at all!

by Anonymousreply 803/27/2013

I have a friend who has a similar frame. Nearly flat chested, tiny waist, but large behind.

by Anonymousreply 903/28/2013

nothing to see here people.... move along

by Anonymousreply 1003/28/2013

I wonder if her body shape changed after she had her baby.

by Anonymousreply 1103/28/2013

If she ever gains any weight, it'll go straight to her ass and thighs. Nature intended her to be bottom-heavy.

by Anonymousreply 1203/28/2013

Nothing wrong with that, R12

by Anonymousreply 1303/28/2013

I'm betting on breast implants R11.

Perfect timing, really. She can claim the kid caused her chest to balloon.

She's going to need implants to balance out that hefty butt. And she was packing that *before* she had a child.

by Anonymousreply 1404/01/2013

He mouth looks like the Black Dahlia killer started in on her but got interrupted.

by Anonymousreply 1504/01/2013

Looks like a body double.

by Anonymousreply 1604/01/2013

You can tell it's her in 'Closer'. The camera has too many continuous shots and there are multiple times when her face is plainly visible along with her big ass in the same frame. Plus, if they used a body double I'm sure her ass would look smaller and fitter.

OTOH her ass looks different in that medieval comedy she did. Did she lose weight or did they actually bring in a body double?

by Anonymousreply 1704/01/2013

I'm betting on a padded bra, R14.

by Anonymousreply 1804/01/2013

Probably a padded bra.

by Anonymousreply 1904/01/2013

Dumpy, talent-free bore

by Anonymousreply 2004/01/2013

Natalie is very talented. The SW prequels sucked but not because of her. I loved her in Garden State.

by Anonymousreply 2104/01/2013

Her ass looks big in at least one of the SW movies. Whichever one she wears the skintight white pants in. Chick has (had?) a big ass for having a reputation as petite.

by Anonymousreply 2206/15/2013

She has a really nice ass. She also looks better with a little weight.

by Anonymousreply 2306/15/2013

Let's not be shy. Here's the ass in all its glory, bitches

by Anonymousreply 2406/16/2013

Thank you R24

by Anonymousreply 2506/16/2013

Forget her ass good god Clive Owen in that link!

by Anonymousreply 2606/16/2013

I wanna fuck her hubbie.

by Anonymousreply 2706/16/2013

Go for it, r27. It's almost certainly not a real marriage. She just picked him at random to cover up having Aronofsky's baby.

by Anonymousreply 2806/16/2013

Like Kristin Davis, she looks good with a full ass.

by Anonymousreply 2907/07/2013

You know, I have to laugh. I remember how uptight she was doing interviews for Closer. She was always talking about refusing to do nude scenes and how she was paranoid her photos would end up all over the internet. How times have changed. She's ridiculously short. Like 5'.

by Anonymousreply 3007/07/2013

Is that really her ass in Your Highness? I'm embarrassed I saw that.

by Anonymousreply 3107/07/2013

She said she used a body double

by Anonymousreply 3207/07/2013

Her Oscar is a Trivial Pursuit question in the not-too-distant future. And her other films mentioned: GARDEN STATE? CLOSER? Good god, what terrible taste some of you have.

by Anonymousreply 3307/07/2013

Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo.

by Anonymousreply 3407/07/2013

R34 - One of the worst lines ever

by Anonymousreply 3507/07/2013

I went to college with her. She is tiny, like 5'2" or maybe even 5'1". I have the same body type but am a bit taller. When I gain weight it goes straight to my ass and then my thighs. You'd never believe what an ass I have by just looking at the front of me. She's not as insufferable in person as she is on stage and in interviews.

by Anonymousreply 3607/07/2013

R32 Ah thanks. It was very nice.

by Anonymousreply 3707/07/2013

R36 - any other info on Natalie?

Btw, I'm 5'3" and weight goes evenly to my boobs and ass.

by Anonymousreply 3807/07/2013

Her ass definitely looks different in "Your Highness" -- in "Closer" it's noticeably bigger, i.e. "Closer" is where her real ass was onscreen. I wondered if she lost weight for the other role...turns out she figured out that showing off that big badonka wasn't the best idea.

by Anonymousreply 3907/07/2013

Your Highness was a body double.

by Anonymousreply 4007/07/2013

Wow. Her ass looks like mine. Big cheeks, baby.

by Anonymousreply 4107/07/2013

This wasn't, r40.

by Anonymousreply 4207/07/2013

Beautiful woman, no sex appeal whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 4307/07/2013

OK. *This* wasn't a body double, R40.

by Anonymousreply 4407/07/2013

R42 link doesn't work.

by Anonymousreply 4507/07/2013

OK. Hopefully this one does, R45.

by Anonymousreply 4607/07/2013

It does R46

by Anonymousreply 4707/07/2013

R38, nothing that wouldn't out me. She is not really that interesting, though. Milquetoast. I've met her parents too at parents' weekend. They really wanted her to marry a Jewish boy.

by Anonymousreply 4807/07/2013

Isn't her dancer boy Jewish? I just assumed he was.

by Anonymousreply 4907/07/2013

you can tell she lugs extra weight in her hips and ass. This beach pic is the perfect example..

by Anonymousreply 5007/07/2013

Is she a lesbian? No.

Why is her wooden self always discussed on this site?

by Anonymousreply 5107/07/2013

I thought they had a jewish wedding. I guess he had to convert so he could have the privilege of making her fat butt bounce.

by Anonymousreply 5207/07/2013

I would like to see her costar with Keira Knightley (another DL fave), playing 2 poetically beautiful women striking tragic poses in exquisite period dress in lavishly decorated sets. No dialogue, just a lot of pursed lips, furrowed brows, questioning glances. With a throbbing Hans Zimmer score.

by Anonymousreply 5307/07/2013

R50 - That's one of my favorite pcs of Natalie.

by Anonymousreply 5407/07/2013

funny you should say that, "matt" - r41. I thought the same thing when I saw the Bourne Identity and Attack of the Clones in the same summer.

Both Matty and Natty have bubble butts.

by Anonymousreply 5507/08/2013

another nice shot of that bubble...

by Anonymousreply 5607/08/2013

Natalie and Keira Knightley would make an excellent pairing.

by Anonymousreply 5707/08/2013

likee tori spellings face... only looks good froma distance.

by Anonymousreply 5807/08/2013

Natalie Portman is a lot prettier than Tori.

by Anonymousreply 5907/08/2013

she looks like a fat ass, especially at r44.

What would a Matt Damon/Natalie Portman spawn look like as far as ass real estate?

by Anonymousreply 6007/17/2013

Millepied is a hired husband to cover up for her baby being fathered by Aronofsky, so I'm sure it was a Jewish wedding.

by Anonymousreply 6107/17/2013

The media kept that very quiet..couldn't have people knowing that their heavily promoted Jewish Princess was a homewrecking whore. They love running this stuff on other people but Nat was off-limits.

Maybe her plus size ass is the karma from all the ass kissing in the kosher media.

by Anonymousreply 6207/17/2013

@ r55

Hollywood used to have more sense. If you a celeb had a bad feature they'd shoot around it. Today we have Natalie "bubble butt" Portman wearing skintight pants with gratuitous shots of her 1955 they just would have put a skirt on her or mounted higher shots.

by Anonymousreply 6307/17/2013

I'm guessing this is a lesbian thread and not gay men screeching over a wooden actress' ass.

btw, she is ugly.

by Anonymousreply 6407/17/2013

She does not have a nice ass! She has a flat ass that is flabby. *barf

by Anonymousreply 6507/17/2013

This is the "OMG why's her butt so big, I thought she was supposed to be a size -12" thread. Gay men love threads like this.

by Anonymousreply 6607/17/2013

She has a bubble judging by shots like @ R55, r56 and r46. It does look like she's flabby in some of those pics though. When the weight hits it goes to her thighs and her hind quarters.

by Anonymousreply 6707/17/2013

I'm so sick of jealous queens hating on beautiful, talented women like Natalie. I bet her world-defining beauty and the acting chops that go with it (OSCAR) really burns.

So what if she has a big butt? Is that suddenly a crime? I think it looks really nice.

by Anonymousreply 6807/18/2013

That is such a lie, R61. Back off with that shit. For all the people hating on her body, why is it a bad thing for a woman to have a big ass? Is that really constructive criticism? Is it nice? Fuck off

by Anonymousreply 6907/18/2013

1) She has a fat, round ass in "Closer" and "Star Wars". But why does her butt look trim in "Your Highness"?

2) No one is mentioning her fat thighs? It's not just her butt that has the weight.

3) Straight guys love asses like this. Give them a woman with a fat, curvy butt and they'll be slaves.

4) It looks really fucking nice in R56's post.

by Anonymousreply 7007/18/2013

White people are afraid of big butts.

by Anonymousreply 7107/18/2013

R70 Womwn (myself included) who accumulate weight on their butts, usually also accumulate it on their thighs.

Natalie's ass is only comparatively large with respect to her upper body. It's not that big.

by Anonymousreply 7207/18/2013

Good lord, what distance do you have to be at for Tori Spelling's face to look good?

by Anonymousreply 7307/19/2013

Dumb lezzie thread.

by Anonymousreply 7407/19/2013

[quote]Natalie's ass is only comparatively large with respect to her upper body. It's not that big.

Oh I see. Kind of like, Roseanne is only comparatively fat, if she was just a foot taller she wouldn't be fat at all.

[quote]Dumb lezzie thread.

As already pointed out, isn't this just the female bubble butt version of all those Matt Damon threads?

by Anonymousreply 7507/19/2013

For comparison, Matt Damon's bubble versus Portman's (R7, R56, R55)

by Anonymousreply 7607/19/2013

she looks really bottom-heavy in some of those pics, especially r55's.

by Anonymousreply 7707/19/2013
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