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Naked football team


by Anonymousreply 7308/06/2011

They look too weak and effeminate for football. You must mean soccer.

by Anonymousreply 111/16/2010

It's called football in the UK, R1

by Anonymousreply 211/16/2010

It's called "Mommy won't let you play Hockey" in Canada.

by Anonymousreply 311/16/2010

I say, "Good for them!"

by Anonymousreply 411/16/2010

Such a dearth of hotties...

by Anonymousreply 511/16/2010


by Anonymousreply 611/16/2010

A couple of semi-chubs there.

by Anonymousreply 711/16/2010

Interesting. Always love it when guys are comfortable with their bodies. Can you provide some context for the photo, OP?

by Anonymousreply 811/16/2010

The tall guy on the left with his shorts right below his ass doesn't look half bad.

by Anonymousreply 911/16/2010

They wouldn't have American goalposts if they were in Britain. I'm guessing it's one of those Catholic ex-gay groups that practices male bonding through sports.

by Anonymousreply 1011/16/2010

the British are quite ugly. (I know I married one)

by Anonymousreply 1111/16/2010

Far left. My bed. On all fours. Ass in the air. Now.


by Anonymousreply 1211/16/2010

R10, aren't most of the guys in the photo uncut? If so, they are probably British.

by Anonymousreply 1311/16/2010

Aussies perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 1411/16/2010

Maybe Canadians

by Anonymousreply 1511/16/2010

Can anyone zoom in on their cocks? Are they cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 1611/16/2010

Try nearly most any country around the world.

by Anonymousreply 1711/16/2010

Could it be these guys, the Muddy York Rugby Footballers?

by Anonymousreply 1811/16/2010

"a progressive rugby club in Toronto which reflects the diversity and uniqueness of the city in which we live and prides itself on being inclusive of all sexual orientations."


by Anonymousreply 1911/16/2010

That's what guys look like. Not porn stars with big dicks.

by Anonymousreply 2011/16/2010

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

by Anonymousreply 2111/16/2010

What is the name of the team:

"The Toonerville tinymeats"?

by Anonymousreply 2211/17/2010

R9, you've got to be kidding (or have really low standards).

by Anonymousreply 2311/17/2010

Love the PUBES!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2411/18/2010

More pictures!%0D

by Anonymousreply 2511/18/2010

Why don't U.S. teams get undressed? Why should the Euros have all the fun?

by Anonymousreply 2612/09/2010

"Not porn stars with big dicks."%0D %0D There are average guys who have tremendous slabs of cut cock too you know cunt.%0D %0D %0D Like me and my fat 8 inch poloe of gay love cock...k?

by Anonymousreply 2712/09/2010

Firstly, they are clearly a rugby team. Naked rugger happens occasionally where I am from...(will try to link photos). Oh NZ btw.

by Anonymousreply 2812/09/2010

I wish American football stars would do things like this. Imagine Drew Brees' ass nude.

by Anonymousreply 2912/11/2010

Another of Brees on the right.

by Anonymousreply 3012/11/2010

more naked football

by Anonymousreply 3112/12/2010

I think I just turned hetero. Repulsive guys.

by Anonymousreply 3212/12/2010

Hot pic at r30

by Anonymousreply 3312/12/2010

Darn it. I thought it was American football, which would be hot. Instead, it's efffeminate soccer players with substandard bodies.

by Anonymousreply 3412/12/2010

its not muddy york. i used to play on that team

by Anonymousreply 3512/12/2010

What do you think is hot about it, R33?

by Anonymousreply 3612/12/2010

Love the pic at R31. I've seen it before, but it's still great. Wish the guy on the right weren't hiding the jewels though.%0D %0D Wish every all male sports team had to pose for photos like that... especially gymnastics teams, swim teams, as well as la cross, soccer, and rowing. Woof.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3712/12/2010

'too weak and effeminate for football'

can you hear yourself, not only internalized homophobic, but idiotic.

by Anonymousreply 3812/12/2010

[quote]Oh NZ btw.

Yeah, I think that's correct. It seems I remember a New Zealand footie/soccer team posing nude for laughs a few years back.

by Anonymousreply 3912/12/2010

Love seeing a group of naked guys all showing off their uncircumcised dicks. Right on, boys.

by Anonymousreply 4012/12/2010

I thought it might be muddy york because the trees around the field looked similar. I daresay OP's photo was taken on a cold day.%0D

by Anonymousreply 4112/12/2010

American football is so much hotter and masculine.

by Anonymousreply 4212/12/2010

R42. American football players look like pumped-up steroid Neanderthals.

by Anonymousreply 4312/12/2010

American Football is also a LOT more homophobic.%0D

by Anonymousreply 4412/12/2010

American football is rugby for wimps.

They only look big because of the padding. And the fact that many of them are fat.

by Anonymousreply 4512/12/2010

My mother's take on football was, "I'll be god damned if I'm going to sit around and watch a bunch of homosexuals pat each other on the ass!"

And, yes, she was in the New York Social Register.

by Anonymousreply 4612/12/2010

r45, have you seen NFL hunks like Tim Tebow, Reggie Bush, Miles Austin, Dez Bryant, Tony Gonzalez, Tom Brady, Michael Vick, Brady Quinn, Colt McCoy, Mark Sanchez, Will Demps, Jason Taylor, Laron Landry, Peyton Hillis, Julius Peppers, Steve Smith, Anthony McCoy, John Beeson, or Taylor Mays? These are the guys who often appear shirtless on Men's Fitness or similar magazines because their bods are not only muscular, but also incredibly defined. They are the guys whose bodies are used as models for other men to emulate and often to lust after. R45, you seem to know little or nothing about football, and it shows.

by Anonymousreply 4712/13/2010

oops, the previous post is directed to R43, not R42.

by Anonymousreply 4812/13/2010

R45, see the above posting. YOu sound ignorant. Reggie Bush is big and buff without pads, as his countless shirtless magazine covers attests. The same for the aforementioned football players. If you followed football you would know this.

by Anonymousreply 4912/13/2010

[quote]The same for the aforementioned football players. If you followed football you would know this.

If I followed football, I'd be brain-dead.

by Anonymousreply 5012/13/2010

I follow football. While there are some gorgeous guys playing (mostly quarterbacks), on the whole, American Football players are ugly, fat, and gross.

by Anonymousreply 5112/13/2010

American football, like American measurements, is American exceptionalism in action.

by Anonymousreply 5212/13/2010

r51, you must not following football. Post R47 has a whole list of hot NFL players.

by Anonymousreply 5312/14/2010

American football players are mostly gross. Yes we can make a list of the guys with the hot bodie. But line up any NFL team like these soccer guys for a photo shoot and you'll see the difference.

by Anonymousreply 5412/14/2010

Momma spies some really thick man meat in this crowd!

by Anonymousreply 5512/14/2010

Athletes ought to go back to the ancient Greek model, and play sports naked.

by Anonymousreply 5612/15/2010

There's an annual nude match in NZ...

by Anonymousreply 5712/15/2010

classic naked footballers-

by Anonymousreply 5812/28/2010

R58, that link doesn't work for me... just get a blank page?%0D

by Anonymousreply 5912/29/2010

R57, video has been REMOVED

by Anonymousreply 6012/29/2010

I like the short balding one, 2nd from the right. Yes Sir, he is fine looking

by Anonymousreply 6112/29/2010

I love a scrum.

by Anonymousreply 6212/30/2010

I'd like to play with that guy at R62.

by Anonymousreply 6301/02/2011

BUMP for some naked football.

by Anonymousreply 6401/03/2011

That's Hagan from Chaosmen @ R62's link..

by Anonymousreply 6501/03/2011

Why hasn't anyone commented on the kneeling guy (on the right) in the original photo.

What's he looking at???

by Anonymousreply 6601/03/2011

He appears to be looking at the cock of the guy standing behind him, but perhaps he had just turned around to respond to something that was said?

by Anonymousreply 6701/03/2011

Speaking of scrum...

by Anonymousreply 6801/03/2011

Is that from a naked football tournament, R68?

by Anonymousreply 6901/03/2011

R66, I think he's having a laugh with the 3rd guy from the right.

by Anonymousreply 7001/03/2011

Let's bring back this thread.

by Anonymousreply 7101/05/2011

I agree, R71.%0D

by Anonymousreply 7208/06/2011

Has the original photo been deleted?

by Anonymousreply 7308/06/2011
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