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can a clit get a hard-on?

I've heard conflicting reports. I swear, women have some of the weirdest (and scariest) private parts.

by Anonymousreply 11707/25/2013

Oh dear. Not this shit again.

by Anonymousreply 511/14/2010

You bet!

by Anonymousreply 711/14/2010

Behold, the mighty clitoris!

by Anonymousreply 911/14/2010

Another thread for DLoungers that failed HS biology...

by Anonymousreply 1011/14/2010

Yeah it hardens when you're turned on. For example, if i even think of an attractive woman or see one, I can feel a sensation in my clit. Or if you're having sex and tribbing you can slwoly feel your partners clit engorge.It's great

by Anonymousreply 1411/14/2010

Or a board full of gay men, R10...

by Anonymousreply 1711/14/2010

R11, are you serious? Or nine years old?

The clit is only for pleasure. No pee.

by Anonymousreply 1811/14/2010

r18, to be fair, people have been describing the clit as a tiny penis basically, and pee comes out of the penis. But r11 was probably just trolling of course.

I'll ask my own ignorant question for the men, when you come, does a little pee ever come out? Has a guy ever been fucking and pee dribbled out instead of the intended stuff? Both are gross to me, but it seems like a bad idea to put them in the same place...

by Anonymousreply 2011/14/2010

"Has a guy ever been fucking and pee dribbled out instead of the intended stuff?"%0D %0D I've never seen that before, R20, but I have had a few instances where the ejaculate comes out yellowish, from what I'm assuming has to be some urine residue.

by Anonymousreply 2111/14/2010

Men have a sphincter muscle where the bladder connects to the urethra, this usually constricts when aroused, so urine does not flow out.

by Anonymousreply 2211/14/2010

R20, it's very difficult to pee when you have a hardon. Morning wood makes you lean over the bowl which is why you have palm marks against the back walls of your toilet.

by Anonymousreply 2311/14/2010

Yes. It's called a bulldagger.

by Anonymousreply 2411/14/2010

If you ever washed your hands, you wouldn't leave palm marks.

by Anonymousreply 2511/14/2010

r13 was the victim of a head injury.

by Anonymousreply 2611/14/2010

R13/27 has been waiting around for an hour and 15 minutes to post that.

by Anonymousreply 2811/14/2010

R27 is obviously butthurt

by Anonymousreply 2911/14/2010

This site may actually kill some of you with the mere shock of it all...make especially sure to check out the picture pages.

by Anonymousreply 3111/14/2010

[quote]A woman must guide her lover in the same manner as she would guide a blind person driving a car down a busy city street

tehee

by Anonymousreply 3311/14/2010

What's "tribbing?"

by Anonymousreply 3411/14/2010

The labia don't become erect, R1. They may swell, but there's no erectile tissue and no erection.

by Anonymousreply 3511/14/2010

Yes. But is it cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 3611/14/2010

of course; don't you know anything about women's anatomy?

by Anonymousreply 3711/14/2010

Men just have (beat) more ta offuh. You know what I mean Daw-the?

by Anonymousreply 3811/14/2010

Perhaps you are correct, R35, in that there might not be tissue that is technically referred to as "erectile tissue" present in the labia minora. But I can tell you from my own experience that the labia minora definitely do swell during sexual excitement. Since this is because of increased blood engorgement in the area, that would mean the reaction is quite similar to what happens in tissue specifically classified as "erectile tissue." So I'd say its just a matter of semantics whether or not one refers to it as an "erection."

by Anonymousreply 3911/14/2010

Yeah, it all swells up and it's very distracting. It throbs. And you can self-stimulate by flexing and contracting the inner muscles. I could do that all day, but I'd get nothing done.

by Anonymousreply 4011/14/2010

Good heavens--three holes! No wonder straight men always act so confused.

by Anonymousreply 4111/14/2010

Tribbing is genital to genital contact

by Anonymousreply 4211/14/2010

I'm SO glad I'm a gay man and don't have to deal with such a complicated and mysterious organ. This thing should come with a Chilton manual.

by Anonymousreply 4311/14/2010

But r43, your paynus started as a clit!

by Anonymousreply 4411/14/2010

I'm traumatized by that thing in r44's link. I think it's going to chase me in my sleep. It has feet.

by Anonymousreply 4511/14/2010

Oh, for the love of god. The urethra is tiny, tiny, tiny. Not like anyone could confuse it with the vag or the a-hole.

by Anonymousreply 4611/15/2010

Amazing ressemblances, thanks R44.%0D %0D I knew that the male organs are female ones transformed during gestation by hormones (the foetus is always female first) but this diagramme makes it all clear.

by Anonymousreply 4711/15/2010

[quote]the foetus is always female first%0D %0D Ooh, now you've started it. All the misogynists will be here soon to combat the actual science of that fact. Just watch.

by Anonymousreply 4811/15/2010

R41, well men have three holes too- the urethra where urine comes out at the tip of your, and the hole at the tip of your penis where semen comes out, and your anus%0D %0D Women have the urethra, vagina, and anus%0D %0D Have you never looked at an anatomy graphic in a textbook or on the web?

by Anonymousreply 4911/15/2010

R1, the clitoris and labia do NOT become erect.%0D %0D How absurd for you to phrase it that way.%0D %0D They can become slightly engorged with blood, but certainly NOT 'erect'.%0D %0D You are throwing all of know nothings way off track.

by Anonymousreply 5011/15/2010

R11, do you seriously not know that a penis is inserted into the vagina?

by Anonymousreply 5111/15/2010

It's funny that one of the posters accused us of trying to be male because of this when we're all female first, to begin with. Some of the responses are amusing. Sadly, education in this area is lacking, I didn't learn where I actually peed from until I was a teenager.lol

by Anonymousreply 5211/15/2010

[quote]well men have three holes too- the urethra where urine comes out at the tip of your, and the hole at the tip of your penis where semen comes out, and your anus...Have you never looked at an anatomy graphic in a textbook or on the web?%0D %0D Moron, the semen comes out your urethra.%0D %0D R50, the definition of an erection is the swelling of the penis due to engorgment by blood. It is the exact same mechanis with a different arrangement of the very similar anatomical tissue. It's just more spread out in women. But, if you're so attached to your little word, you go ahead and keep it for yourself.

by Anonymousreply 5311/15/2010

I honestly don't get how grown adults don't know basic anatomy and biology. I also don't understand the lack of intellectual curiosity that would keep people from learning about sexual functioning.

by Anonymousreply 5411/15/2010

Ditto, R54!

by Anonymousreply 5511/15/2010

R54, especially sexual functioning. Why weren't these people sneaking peeks at the sex parts of library books in fifth grade like everyone else? That was pre-internet, of course, so now there's absolutely no excuse.

by Anonymousreply 5611/15/2010

Do you piss out of the clit?

by Anonymousreply 5711/15/2010

You shit out the clit. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 5811/15/2010

[quote]Another thread for DLoungers that failed HS biology...%0D %0D They taught about clits in your high school? Wow! They certainly didn't cover that in my high school. At least not any class that boys were in.

by Anonymousreply 5911/15/2010

i'm from Europe and we actally have this covered when we're about 14... %0D no, women do not pee thru clit%0D yes, clit does get bigger when aroused

by Anonymousreply 6011/16/2010

I don't think the word 'clitoris' was ever mentioned once in any sex education class (which, actually, was just a part of health class, not a separate course). %0D %0D Of course, I had a teacher who, when we watched a NOVA documentary on reproduction, walked up to the television and covered up the picture with a piece of paper and then fast forwarded through the male part. Those embarassing penii!

by Anonymousreply 6111/16/2010

lol r61

by Anonymousreply 6211/16/2010

Ever since ive been taking Vitamin B12 I've noticed my clitoris is more..umm.. alert?%0D Any ideas why??

by Anonymousreply 6412/07/2010

Stunning!

by Anonymousreply 6512/07/2010

They taught us about the clitoris in Health class -- grade 7. We had diagrams of the penis and vagina to label, in Latin. (This was in rural Canada, 1970s.)

by Anonymousreply 6612/07/2010

When I get aroused my clit throbs and hurts a little. Is that an orgasm?

by Anonymousreply 6712/07/2010

OMG R65...I'm not vaginaphobic, but...maybe a word of warning?

by Anonymousreply 6812/07/2010

R65, my phobia is slightly different from yours. %0D %0D I feel like pucking every time I see those repelling hanging masses of wrinkled red flesh hanging between a man's legs.

by Anonymousreply 6912/09/2010

Female here. I find it hard to pee after sex too from the swelling in the area. It's not just men.%0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 7112/09/2010

A comparison:%0D %0D Penis: 6000 nerve endings%0D %0D Clitoris:16000 nerve endings. Touch carefully!

by Anonymousreply 7212/13/2010

But all lesbians know!

by Anonymousreply 7312/13/2010

wow. Really R72?

by Anonymousreply 7412/13/2010

Stop hating women.

Your misogyny is killing queer teens all over the US.

by Anonymousreply 7512/14/2010

If you hate homophobia, you will stop using the c-word.

Violence against women is anti-gay violence.

Stop the hate.

by Anonymousreply 7612/14/2010

R74, true.%0D %0D Why do you think women are so bad in general when it comes to giving blowjobs? They touch and suck peen too delicately because they think penises are as sensitive as their clits.

by Anonymousreply 7712/14/2010

Calling women "fraus" and the c-word in the abusive and belittling way in which DLers use these words is a form of abuse that is just as bad as the abuse heaped on homosexuals by the people at godhatesf*gs.com.

Stop the violence against women.

by Anonymousreply 7812/14/2010

Sometimes, secretly...I pretend I have a clit.

by Anonymousreply 7901/28/2011

Here are some texts which show the unknowledge about the clit and the cock too. 1. There are no no more nerves inside the clit, than the cock. People only count such in the male glans. O.k. there are not so many. But there are more nerves inside the foreskin. 4000 in the glans, 6000 inside the foreskin. The most pleasure wom do have in their clit.glans, but for us men we have the most lust directly below our glanses! 2. Clits get hard, but not stiff. You can bow them without any problem and pain. 3. The number of nerves is not everything, because they must get provided with transmitters! 4. Normally the cock gets quicker aroused than the clit, if their is no rubbing and touching there.

by Anonymousreply 8006/12/2011

You try to bow my clit R80, I promise you it will involve problem as well as pain. For both of us.

by Anonymousreply 8106/15/2011

If you're not supposed to touch a clit directly, how come straight porn always shows them being sucked and flicked?

by Anonymousreply 8308/30/2011

fully-loaded baked potatoes make the clit hard.

by Anonymousreply 8408/30/2011

The Mystery of the Stolen Clit

by Anonymousreply 8508/30/2011

Yes, it gets firm.

by Anonymousreply 8608/30/2011

I'm confused how does it create violence against womym if you say clit?

by Anonymousreply 8708/30/2011

I have a really big clit and it gets really hard. Sometimes I think I could even fuck someone with it.

by Anonymousreply 8808/30/2011

Urine and semen never come out of the urethra at the same time. There is a valve that regulates the flow of either fluid, and each fluid comes from different places.

by Anonymousreply 8908/30/2011

You'd be amazed at what I'm capable of.

by Anonymousreply 9008/30/2011

[quote]just one more example of women being wanna-be males. Hell, even the word 'woman' is just 'man' with 'wo' put in front of it. Originality isn't exactly their strong suit. Says the guy shoving a dildo up his ass like it's a pussy.

by Anonymousreply 9208/30/2011

[quote] Hell, even the word 'woman' is just 'man' with 'wo' put in front of it actually, that happened only later in the 17th century when the English language was "tidied up". the root for the word woman is the same scandinavian root for the word "queen". "Kveme" from later 11th century usage eventually formed two different dialectical words - "woman" and "queen". The native English word for "woman" was "wife" - thus, "I now pronounce you 'man and wife' in holy wedded matrimony. . . "

by Anonymousreply 9308/30/2011

[quote]Sometimes, secretly...I pretend I have a clit.

I've been with men who apparently don't have to pretend!

by Anonymousreply 9408/30/2011

This pic of a spread-open vulva makes me giggle; it looks like a little face!

NSFW, duh.

by Anonymousreply 9508/30/2011

I think dicks are pretty weird. And what the fuck are wrinkly scrotums supposed to be?

by Anonymousreply 9608/30/2011

[quote]And what the fuck are wrinkly scrotums supposed to be?

Ball-bags, duh.

I don't mind scrotes when they're hanging loose, but when they tighten up and get all wrinkled like red walnuts, they look utterly ridiculous.

Plus that whole seam thing is just weird.

by Anonymousreply 9708/31/2011

"This pic of a spread-open vulva makes me giggle; it looks like a little face! NSFW, duh."

I'm conflicted on whether you really even needed the NSFW warning, R95. On the one hand, many of us are dismissive of a term like "vulva" assuming it vaguely has something to do with small Swedish cars. On the other hand, without that warning, my coworkers would have heard a horrifying cubicle shreik, followed by me running shoeless with my orange Cheetoh stained hands all over my white Mary pearls.

by Anonymousreply 9808/31/2011

Are there really, REALLY this many truly FUCKING STUPID people on the planet? %0D %0D How the fuck do you stupid assholes NOT know any of this shit? Just because you're gay doesn't mean you should have slept through years of biology classes. %0D %0D Jesus fuckshit, you are some stupid, pathetic pieces of shit.

by Anonymousreply 9908/31/2011

I'm curious about stimulating the clit too. Seems like some say DON'T touch it directly and other times - especially in porn - I see a guy spreading the lips open and flicking and sucking on the clit directly.%0D %0D Is there a more popular way than other to make a girl cum?

by Anonymousreply 10008/31/2011

"Womens' genitalia are so ugly!" simpers Princess Tinymeat with wrickled ball-sac mottled by pimply rash left by cheap wax job.

by Anonymousreply 10108/31/2011

I seriously am curious about what women liked done TO their clits. I love straight porn but especially if it seems like a hot guy is getting a girl off.

by Anonymousreply 10208/31/2011

Can a clit get a woop-woop?

by Anonymousreply 10308/31/2011

I like to have my clit sucked. I'm told it's abnormally large.

by Anonymousreply 10408/31/2011

Naive Gay, the key to properly stimulating a woman's clitoris is to START GENTLY.

Afaik, most guys love it when you stroke their cocks hard and fast, and they can cum immediately.

But that's not the case for women. If you start touching a clit roughly, it may be exquisitely painful (like excessive glans stimulation just after orgasm), or else it'll become numb and the girl won't be able to cum at all.

In fact, the best way to start manually stimulating a woman is to NOT touch the clit at all, but rather circle around it for some time, until she's warmed up and ready for more stimulation.

As for guys in str8 porn lapping away on a girl's clit?

More often than not, you're not seeing the real beginning of the action. They've probably been playing around for 10-60+ mins before even getting to that part, so she won't be as painfully sensitive.

Also, 99.99% of the time in str8 porn, the girl really isn't getting off on the stimulation, and is faking it.

Hint: if the girl keeps constantly moaning or whining in the *exact same tone*, she's faking it.

If you watch amateur porn, you'll see women having *real* orgasms, and their vocalizations change depending on the stimulation they're receiving.

More importantly, you can tell when the girl's actually cum, because immediately afterwards, she'll become more relaxed and breathe deeply, and often direct her partner to ease up on the stimulation.

I myself am very easily multi-orgasmic. When I'm using my toys, I always bring myself to at least 3-4 orgasms, and sometimes 6-8. With a partner, I usually cum 3-6 times, depending on how talented he is.

But I almost *never* have a second orgasm right after the first one ends; we need a few moments to relax and recover just like guys do. It's just that, in our refractory period, the pussy is still available for stimulation, whereas a soft cock can't be used for much. ;)

by Anonymousreply 10508/31/2011

r16 vags are very user friendly, lol.

This thread is hilarious!!!!

by Anonymousreply 10608/31/2011

Thanks 105! I appreciate the info!!!

by Anonymousreply 10708/31/2011

Of course it can. So, by the way, can a nipple.%0D %0D next!%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 10808/31/2011

[quote]They've probably been playing around for 10-60+ mins before even getting to that part,

60 minutes?!

by Anonymousreply 10908/31/2011

Holy Mary, thanks for the pic R9 .... bulb of vestibule? I once sold a house with a vestibule !!! And yes R49, men do indeed have 3 holes %E2%80%93 their dickhole, arsehole and piehole!

Now see the woman in R95 %E2%80%98s picture has a small clit like mine %E2%80%93 I want bigger and that's why I bumped this thread re: clit pumps! Not to reopen the debate on where a girl pees from or whether or not her clit can have an erection! Although now you've got me started..... we're all different! My tiny clit is constantly 'hard' and I thank god I have a substantial hood otherwise I'd be coming in my pants running up the Tube escalators!! And to the poster who enquired about stimulating a girls clit; I hate all that licky licky messing around; and sucking mine is about as effective as giving a denture wearing OAP some nut toffee to chew. No, I like mine bit, pulled with teeth, rubbed/strummed with nails, toothbrush etc - and it never gets numb. The harder and faster mine's stimulated the harder my orgasm (think body popping).

x

PS. Yes sometimes it bleeds a little but it's never dropped off and it heals v v quickly.

by Anonymousreply 11008/31/2011

[quote]sucking mine is about as effective as giving a denture wearing OAP some nut toffee to chew. No, I like mine bit, pulled with teeth, rubbed/strummed with nails, toothbrush etc - and it never gets numb.

Interesting, Lucy! Mine's fairly sensitive; if I don't start off gently, then it'll numb up and I won't be able to cum until I've given it about a day's rest.

Then again, I absolutely LOVE cervical stimulation -- the deeper and harder the dick, the better -- and many DLers insist that I don't know what I'm talking about and that I must be a gayboi who's never met a vagina before, because *everyone* experiences agony when their cervix is bumped.

I enjoy cervical stimulation so much that I kinda get off on getting a Pap smear! I know, it's icky, and I hate the idea, and it's not like I masturbate right there in the office or something, but after I've had it done, my pussy is tingling and singing with delight!

I actually feel weird when I masturbate later that night, because ewww on enjoying a Pap smear, but I can't help it!

And no, I don't tell the doctor about it, lol.

by Anonymousreply 11108/31/2011

Anyone want to comment on the fact the vagina in R95's link HAS TEETH?!

by Anonymousreply 11208/31/2011

R112, I was waiting for someone to notice that!

It looks exactly like little jagged teeth, LMAO!

by Anonymousreply 11308/31/2011

Ok to the people who are saying that women want to be like men: Actually, women do get erections. When a woman is sexually aroused, not only does she get wet, but her clitoris also becomes engorged with blood and gets hard and erect. The clitoris contains erectile tissue and is homologous to the penis. It's not feminism, it's science.

by Anonymousreply 11402/23/2013

Vagina is yucky.

by Anonymousreply 11502/23/2013

I can get it kind of hard so it sticks out a bit. I just have to tease a long time, get close to orgasm back off go some more like that.

by Anonymousreply 11607/25/2013

Dear god,

A bunch of mens be talking about my little button. The one that get all hard when I look at Shug Avery. They know less about it then I do.

by Anonymousreply 11707/25/2013
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