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I was jacking my boyfriend off the other night and he came all over his black shirt. He then said, "shit I really liked this shirt." I asked him what he meant and he said that there was no way to get cum stains out of clothes. I told him that surely there must be some way, but he continued to protest. I can remember getting cum on my clothes before and I think i just washed them, but now i'm worried that i walked around with faint cum stains. DL is there a sure fire way to kill cum stains? TIA.

by Anonymousreply 9210/16/2014

kill them with love

by Anonymousreply 111/12/2010

It doesn't leave a stain, but it does do something to the fabric. I've had semen spots on shirts before and I try to avoid the situation or at least wash the juice off right away.

by Anonymousreply 211/12/2010

Yes. Cum stains, like blood stains, are protein based. You treat them just like you would a blood stain: soak in cold water with an enzymatic stain treater like Biz. Soak overnight and then launder in cold water. Do not dry in the dryer but instead line dry. If stain remains, repeat. Heat will set the stain, so always use cold water and dry without hot air.

by Anonymousreply 311/12/2010

"but now i'm worried that i walked around with faint cum stains"%0D %0D LOL. That line has to go down as a DL classic!

by Anonymousreply 411/12/2010

Treat it like you would any other protein based stain. Cold water, pre-soak, pre-treat.

by Anonymousreply 511/12/2010

Have any of you ever seen people with cum stains on their clothing or bed sheets(when you weren't supposed to see them)?

by Anonymousreply 611/12/2010


by Anonymousreply 711/12/2010

Oh yeah, cum does stain on dark colors such as black, navy blue, red, etc. Semen is a potent liquid on dark fabric. It's kind of like a water stain only worse. Ever see when it leaves a faint outline? I think the sperm burrow into the fabric as a constant reminder that you were playing around and splooged on yourself. And don't think people don't notice.

by Anonymousreply 811/12/2010

r3: Do you work for the Proctor and Gamble Company as Asst. VP of Cum Shot Stains?

by Anonymousreply 911/12/2010

I got pregnant from a cum stain once.

by Anonymousreply 1011/12/2010

Is he the top OP?

by Anonymousreply 1111/12/2010

OP, if the shirt is washable, get a bottle of unseasoned meat tenderizer, make a paste, put it on the cum stain and it will break it down. It's cheaper to actually buy the enzyme and skip the Biz. Oh, had I found this out earlier...

by Anonymousreply 1211/12/2010

Does Martha Stewart have any tips?

by Anonymousreply 1311/12/2010

Use soy sauce

by Anonymousreply 1411/12/2010

Remember Monica Lewinsky's infamous blue dress?%0D

by Anonymousreply 1511/12/2010

I think this would make a great song. Actually, it did!

by Anonymousreply 1611/13/2010

Thanks for the advice, but he already threw the shirt in the trash. It will be nice to know for future reference though.

by Anonymousreply 1711/13/2010

Hahaha, what a fucking idiot. (and I'm not sure whether to direct that statement toward OP or his boyfriend)

by Anonymousreply 1811/13/2010

Nora Dunn: A little club soda will get that out.

Jan Hooks: LIAR!

by Anonymousreply 1911/13/2010

I'd tell you OP but it's an ancient Chinese secret

by Anonymousreply 2011/13/2010

Spit on it until it is wet then let it dry. Then wash with pre-wash and cool water. Digestive juices work wonders.

by Anonymousreply 2111/13/2010

r21 that's probably why my cum stained clothes in the past got clean. the cum was most certainly mixed with saliva!

by Anonymousreply 2211/13/2010

It's weird....sometimes they come out with no problem...sometimes it's as if they bleech the fabric.

by Anonymousreply 2311/13/2010

OP your boyfriend is a fool. I've had more cum on clothing in my life than the average 10 guys and I've never had a problem washing it out. Of course I do take the garment off as soon as it's soiled and wipe the residue off with a wet rag before I put it in the dirty clothes hamper.

by Anonymousreply 2411/13/2010

Meat tenderizer.

by Anonymousreply 2511/13/2010

Copious amounts of pot, OP. Copious amounts of pot!

by Anonymousreply 2611/13/2010

What's meat tenderizer?%0D Unknown in my neck of the woods.

by Anonymousreply 2711/13/2010

Meat tenderizer is basically an enzyme that people would put on cheaper cut of meat in order to make them more tender/edible. Supermarkets carry it in the same place you would find fake salt like Mrs. Dash. Ask your grocer. It loosens protein like blood on clothing.

by Anonymousreply 2811/13/2010

I think this is actually a thread about how to clean up a crime scene.

by Anonymousreply 2911/13/2010

Who doesn't love sperm!?

by Anonymousreply 3011/13/2010

Sometimes they can be useful.

by Anonymousreply 3111/13/2010

Wash it like you would any other shirt and it should come right off.

by Anonymousreply 3210/20/2012


by Anonymousreply 3310/20/2012

OP, did your bf even *try* and wash the shirt before throwing it out? If not, he sounds like a bit of a drama queen.

by Anonymousreply 3410/20/2012

I realize it might be a little hard to imagine, but if you rinse it out right away - voila - no stain.

by Anonymousreply 3510/20/2012

Fuck, now you tell me

by Anonymousreply 3610/20/2012

Thanks r 19...I forgot about that, you made my day!

by Anonymousreply 3710/20/2012

Give them to the cat to lick off.

by Anonymousreply 3810/20/2012

Put it under your bed. The spiders will eat the cum from the shirt.

by Anonymousreply 3910/20/2012

This is why I wear a bib when I do oral while wearing a nice shirt.

by Anonymousreply 4010/20/2012

[quote]I got pregnant from a cum stain once.

Me, too. And then I died.

by Anonymousreply 4110/20/2012

Only eldergay sperm splashes. All the young stuff comes out in wads.

by Anonymousreply 4210/20/2012

So glad that I am a lesbian, and do not have to deal with this! I remember being in college, with hetero roomies, whose sheets were stiff & stained with male cum. Disgusting!

by Anonymousreply 4310/20/2012

R32, why on earth would you bump up a thread from TWO YEARS AGO? And only to add such an innocuous comment?

by Anonymousreply 4410/20/2012

LOL, r39!

by Anonymousreply 4510/20/2012

No he didn't r34 it went straight into the trash. We've since broken up so now somebody else is dealing with his cum drama.

by Anonymousreply 4610/20/2012

[quote] I remember being in college, with hetero roomies, whose sheets were stiff & stained with male cum.

Male or female roomies?

by Anonymousreply 4710/20/2012

Fresh saliva takes it right out.

by Anonymousreply 4810/20/2012

Because this is a revived thread I will post again: it seems that every stain removal guide begins with re-wetting the stain with the same substance as the original has solvents to dissolve the remains. So, use wine to lift a wine stain.

Ultimately I'd have the BF blow another load on it, give it a quick rub and wash cold.

by Anonymousreply 4910/20/2012

[quote]We've since broken up so now somebody else is dealing with his cum drama.

Bet your bottom dollar!

You and I are through...

'Cause cum stains on your collar

Told a tale on YOU!

by Anonymousreply 5010/20/2012

lol @ r50 he did turn out to be a complete fucking psycho in the end, so this worked out quite well for me. Seeing this thread bumped made me nostalgic for his huge cock though.

by Anonymousreply 5110/20/2012

Female roomies, R47. We were all up in each other's business,

by Anonymousreply 5210/20/2012

My cum shot had like a bleach affect stain on my mrs black t shirt will not come out so will be using it as a cum rag from now on mabe in a few months the whole t shirt will be bleached so she can wear it again lol

by Anonymousreply 5312/27/2012

I heard freckles were actually caused by cum stains

by Anonymousreply 5412/27/2012

Just squirt some bleach-free dish soap or Whisk on the stain, rub it in, let that dry into the cotton fabric of the t-shirt, then wash as usual. That's all there is to it.

Why anyone would throw out a perfectly good black t-shirt with a cum stain on it like you reported he did is rather twisted and anal, don't you think? Sounds kinda control freakish. He's REALLY concerned about his appearance and a little spunk stain.

I'd get rid of a guy who acts like that, dearie, no matter how delicious his cum tastes.

by Anonymousreply 5512/27/2012

Have you and your 'BF' broken up yet, OP?

by Anonymousreply 5612/27/2012

You should swallow Next time, OP

by Anonymousreply 5712/27/2012

Yes, OP--why didn't you have him cum in your mouth? Or at least lick it off his shirt?

Good cum is a terrible thing to waste.

by Anonymousreply 5812/27/2012

My cum has always had a faint bleachy scent.

by Anonymousreply 5912/27/2012

Get one of your lesbian friends to donate some pussy juice you can keep on hand for these kind of incidents. It will neutralize the cum stain.

by Anonymousreply 6012/27/2012

How do I get cum stains out of my hair?

by Anonymousreply 6112/27/2012

R61. Have one of your lesbian friends sit on your head. Didn't you read my earlier post?

by Anonymousreply 6212/27/2012

So I have been using my girlfriends white shirt out of our hamper to clean up then when I washed our clothes she went to fold it and there were stains all over it was this from my come? If so how do I remove it?

by Anonymousreply 6301/07/2013

Please don't feed the 'cum' troll.


by Anonymousreply 6401/07/2013

I wanted to name our dog stains and my wife wouldn't let me.

by Anonymousreply 6502/02/2013

Cum stains are a thing of beauty!

by Anonymousreply 6610/19/2013

Immediately put the stained area in your mouth and wet it with your saliva and swish, swish, swish the area around in your mouth. No joke, then just rinse with cool water and wash normally.

Of course you would want to leave the stains marks on jock straps. Sort of similar to putting notches on a pistol.

by Anonymousreply 6710/19/2013

Black shirt? What is it, 2008? Oh, no, a thread from 2010...

Only waiters an grunge wear black.

by Anonymousreply 6810/19/2013

Now you learn how to get blood stains out of car upholstery -- that's a skill you can take to the bank!

by Anonymousreply 6910/19/2013

OP's boyfriend is a diva, honey.

by Anonymousreply 7010/19/2013

R68, kill yourself.

by Anonymousreply 7110/19/2013

R68 is unlikely ever to experience a cum test on her pink dotted-swiss acrylic hostess blouse with the puffy sleeves unbuttoned to her navel.

by Anonymousreply 7210/19/2013

SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7310/19/2013

Mix together a dab of toothpaste, some mayonnaise and some lemon zest. Rub on cum stain, let sit overnight and the launder as regular. All gone!

by Anonymousreply 7410/19/2013

"Cum stains on my pillow, pain in my hole, caused by you ..."

by Anonymousreply 7510/19/2013


by Anonymousreply 7612/02/2013

Nurse here. 10 volume hydrogen peroxide poured on the stain. Unfortunately, I have a lot of experience getting bodily fluids out of clothing.

by Anonymousreply 7712/03/2013

The problem here is he didn't hold your nose and force you to swallow, cum slut.

by Anonymousreply 7812/03/2013

No, I came all over my bed sheets, they are a light gray and it disappeared the next day.

by Anonymousreply 7901/01/2014

What R34 said. He didn't even wash the shirt?

by Anonymousreply 8001/01/2014

Simply suck the cum out of the shirt with your mouth, OP

by Anonymousreply 8101/01/2014

Yeah, get on birth control & don't pull out, or learn to swallow.

by Anonymousreply 8201/04/2014

If Dr. Oz was a domestic god ... he would answer OP's question.

by Anonymousreply 8301/04/2014

so if the stain make hard in the fabric meaning is a correct sperm?

by Anonymousreply 8408/11/2014

saliva will get rid of the cum

by Anonymousreply 8509/15/2014

[quote]so if the stain make hard in the fabric meaning is a correct sperm?

Could you say that once more, but this time in English?

by Anonymousreply 8609/15/2014

Become vegan.

by Anonymousreply 8709/15/2014

Keep the shirt but make it the new cum rag

by Anonymousreply 8809/15/2014

Your boyfriend is obviously retarded.

by Anonymousreply 8909/22/2014

I'm a little sad to hear stories about sexual manners these days. Heavens, if someone is kind enough to give you a hand job, you can always buy a new shirt.

by Anonymousreply 9009/23/2014

Thank you R90 /Mary Poppins ,

I feel the same way.

by Anonymousreply 9109/23/2014

Cum stains on my shoulder make me happy.

by Anonymousreply 9210/16/2014
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