I was jacking my boyfriend off the other night and he came all over his black shirt. He then said, "shit I really liked this shirt." I asked him what he meant and he said that there was no way to get cum stains out of clothes. I told him that surely there must be some way, but he continued to protest. I can remember getting cum on my clothes before and I think i just washed them, but now i'm worried that i walked around with faint cum stains. DL is there a sure fire way to kill cum stains? TIA.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||10/16/2014|
kill them with love
|by Anonymous||reply 1||11/12/2010|
It doesn't leave a stain, but it does do something to the fabric. I've had semen spots on shirts before and I try to avoid the situation or at least wash the juice off right away.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/12/2010|
Yes. Cum stains, like blood stains, are protein based. You treat them just like you would a blood stain: soak in cold water with an enzymatic stain treater like Biz. Soak overnight and then launder in cold water. Do not dry in the dryer but instead line dry. If stain remains, repeat. Heat will set the stain, so always use cold water and dry without hot air.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/12/2010|
"but now i'm worried that i walked around with faint cum stains"%0D %0D LOL. That line has to go down as a DL classic!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/12/2010|
Treat it like you would any other protein based stain. Cold water, pre-soak, pre-treat.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/12/2010|
Have any of you ever seen people with cum stains on their clothing or bed sheets(when you weren't supposed to see them)?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/12/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/12/2010|
Oh yeah, cum does stain on dark colors such as black, navy blue, red, etc. Semen is a potent liquid on dark fabric. It's kind of like a water stain only worse. Ever see when it leaves a faint outline? I think the sperm burrow into the fabric as a constant reminder that you were playing around and splooged on yourself. And don't think people don't notice.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/12/2010|
r3: Do you work for the Proctor and Gamble Company as Asst. VP of Cum Shot Stains?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||11/12/2010|
I got pregnant from a cum stain once.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/12/2010|
Is he the top OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/12/2010|
OP, if the shirt is washable, get a bottle of unseasoned meat tenderizer, make a paste, put it on the cum stain and it will break it down. It's cheaper to actually buy the enzyme and skip the Biz. Oh, had I found this out earlier...
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/12/2010|
Does Martha Stewart have any tips?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||11/12/2010|
Use soy sauce
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/12/2010|
Remember Monica Lewinsky's infamous blue dress?%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/12/2010|
I think this would make a great song. Actually, it did!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/13/2010|
Thanks for the advice, but he already threw the shirt in the trash. It will be nice to know for future reference though.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/13/2010|
Hahaha, what a fucking idiot. (and I'm not sure whether to direct that statement toward OP or his boyfriend)
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/13/2010|
Nora Dunn: A little club soda will get that out.
Jan Hooks: LIAR!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/13/2010|
I'd tell you OP but it's an ancient Chinese secret
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/13/2010|
Spit on it until it is wet then let it dry. Then wash with pre-wash and cool water. Digestive juices work wonders.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/13/2010|
r21 that's probably why my cum stained clothes in the past got clean. the cum was most certainly mixed with saliva!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/13/2010|
It's weird....sometimes they come out with no problem...sometimes it's as if they bleech the fabric.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/13/2010|
OP your boyfriend is a fool. I've had more cum on clothing in my life than the average 10 guys and I've never had a problem washing it out. Of course I do take the garment off as soon as it's soiled and wipe the residue off with a wet rag before I put it in the dirty clothes hamper.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/13/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/13/2010|
Copious amounts of pot, OP. Copious amounts of pot!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||11/13/2010|
What's meat tenderizer?%0D Unknown in my neck of the woods.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/13/2010|
Meat tenderizer is basically an enzyme that people would put on cheaper cut of meat in order to make them more tender/edible. Supermarkets carry it in the same place you would find fake salt like Mrs. Dash. Ask your grocer. It loosens protein like blood on clothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/13/2010|
I think this is actually a thread about how to clean up a crime scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/13/2010|
Who doesn't love sperm!?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/13/2010|
Sometimes they can be useful.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/13/2010|
Wash it like you would any other shirt and it should come right off.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/20/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/20/2012|
OP, did your bf even *try* and wash the shirt before throwing it out? If not, he sounds like a bit of a drama queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/20/2012|
I realize it might be a little hard to imagine, but if you rinse it out right away - voila - no stain.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||10/20/2012|
Fuck, now you tell me
|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/20/2012|
Thanks r 19...I forgot about that, you made my day!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/20/2012|
Give them to the cat to lick off.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/20/2012|
Put it under your bed. The spiders will eat the cum from the shirt.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/20/2012|
This is why I wear a bib when I do oral while wearing a nice shirt.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||10/20/2012|
[quote]I got pregnant from a cum stain once.
Me, too. And then I died.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||10/20/2012|
Only eldergay sperm splashes. All the young stuff comes out in wads.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||10/20/2012|
So glad that I am a lesbian, and do not have to deal with this! I remember being in college, with hetero roomies, whose sheets were stiff & stained with male cum. Disgusting!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||10/20/2012|
R32, why on earth would you bump up a thread from TWO YEARS AGO? And only to add such an innocuous comment?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||10/20/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 45||10/20/2012|
No he didn't r34 it went straight into the trash. We've since broken up so now somebody else is dealing with his cum drama.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||10/20/2012|
[quote] I remember being in college, with hetero roomies, whose sheets were stiff & stained with male cum.
Male or female roomies?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||10/20/2012|
Fresh saliva takes it right out.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||10/20/2012|
Because this is a revived thread I will post again: it seems that every stain removal guide begins with re-wetting the stain with the same substance as the original has solvents to dissolve the remains. So, use wine to lift a wine stain.
Ultimately I'd have the BF blow another load on it, give it a quick rub and wash cold.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/20/2012|
[quote]We've since broken up so now somebody else is dealing with his cum drama.
Bet your bottom dollar!
You and I are through...
'Cause cum stains on your collar
Told a tale on YOU!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/20/2012|
lol @ r50 he did turn out to be a complete fucking psycho in the end, so this worked out quite well for me. Seeing this thread bumped made me nostalgic for his huge cock though.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/20/2012|
Female roomies, R47. We were all up in each other's business,
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/20/2012|
My cum shot had like a bleach affect stain on my mrs black t shirt will not come out so will be using it as a cum rag from now on mabe in a few months the whole t shirt will be bleached so she can wear it again lol
|by Anonymous||reply 53||12/27/2012|
I heard freckles were actually caused by cum stains
|by Anonymous||reply 54||12/27/2012|
Just squirt some bleach-free dish soap or Whisk on the stain, rub it in, let that dry into the cotton fabric of the t-shirt, then wash as usual. That's all there is to it.
Why anyone would throw out a perfectly good black t-shirt with a cum stain on it like you reported he did is rather twisted and anal, don't you think? Sounds kinda control freakish. He's REALLY concerned about his appearance and a little spunk stain.
I'd get rid of a guy who acts like that, dearie, no matter how delicious his cum tastes.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||12/27/2012|
Have you and your 'BF' broken up yet, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||12/27/2012|
You should swallow Next time, OP
|by Anonymous||reply 57||12/27/2012|
Yes, OP--why didn't you have him cum in your mouth? Or at least lick it off his shirt?
Good cum is a terrible thing to waste.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/27/2012|
My cum has always had a faint bleachy scent.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/27/2012|
Get one of your lesbian friends to donate some pussy juice you can keep on hand for these kind of incidents. It will neutralize the cum stain.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||12/27/2012|
How do I get cum stains out of my hair?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||12/27/2012|
R61. Have one of your lesbian friends sit on your head. Didn't you read my earlier post?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||12/27/2012|
So I have been using my girlfriends white shirt out of our hamper to clean up then when I washed our clothes she went to fold it and there were stains all over it was this from my come? If so how do I remove it?
|by Anonymous||reply 63||01/07/2013|
Please don't feed the 'cum' troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||01/07/2013|
I wanted to name our dog stains and my wife wouldn't let me.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/02/2013|
Cum stains are a thing of beauty!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||10/19/2013|
Immediately put the stained area in your mouth and wet it with your saliva and swish, swish, swish the area around in your mouth. No joke, then just rinse with cool water and wash normally.
Of course you would want to leave the stains marks on jock straps. Sort of similar to putting notches on a pistol.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||10/19/2013|
Black shirt? What is it, 2008? Oh, no, a thread from 2010...
Only waiters an grunge wear black.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/19/2013|
Now you learn how to get blood stains out of car upholstery -- that's a skill you can take to the bank!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||10/19/2013|
OP's boyfriend is a diva, honey.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||10/19/2013|
R68, kill yourself.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||10/19/2013|
R68 is unlikely ever to experience a cum test on her pink dotted-swiss acrylic hostess blouse with the puffy sleeves unbuttoned to her navel.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||10/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 73||10/19/2013|
Mix together a dab of toothpaste, some mayonnaise and some lemon zest. Rub on cum stain, let sit overnight and the launder as regular. All gone!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||10/19/2013|
"Cum stains on my pillow, pain in my hole, caused by you ..."
|by Anonymous||reply 75||10/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 76||12/02/2013|
Nurse here. 10 volume hydrogen peroxide poured on the stain. Unfortunately, I have a lot of experience getting bodily fluids out of clothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||12/03/2013|
The problem here is he didn't hold your nose and force you to swallow, cum slut.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||12/03/2013|
No, I came all over my bed sheets, they are a light gray and it disappeared the next day.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||01/01/2014|
What R34 said. He didn't even wash the shirt?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||01/01/2014|
Simply suck the cum out of the shirt with your mouth, OP
|by Anonymous||reply 81||01/01/2014|
Yeah, get on birth control & don't pull out, or learn to swallow.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||01/04/2014|
If Dr. Oz was a domestic god ... he would answer OP's question.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||01/04/2014|
so if the stain make hard in the fabric meaning is a correct sperm?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||08/11/2014|
saliva will get rid of the cum
|by Anonymous||reply 85||09/15/2014|
[quote]so if the stain make hard in the fabric meaning is a correct sperm?
Could you say that once more, but this time in English?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||09/15/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 87||09/15/2014|
Keep the shirt but make it the new cum rag
|by Anonymous||reply 88||09/15/2014|
Your boyfriend is obviously retarded.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||09/22/2014|
I'm a little sad to hear stories about sexual manners these days. Heavens, if someone is kind enough to give you a hand job, you can always buy a new shirt.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/23/2014|
Thank you R90 /Mary Poppins ,
I feel the same way.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||09/23/2014|
Cum stains on my shoulder make me happy.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||10/16/2014|