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Danny Thomas hiring hookers to take a shit on a glass coffee table while he laid underneath it and jacked off.

I've heard this story for years. Is it really true?

by Anonymousreply 20109/08/2013

i doubt it because it's a common rumor about male celebrities: people said the same thing about don henley. unless hollywood attracts a lot of scat freaks (a possibility i suppose), it seems highly unlikely that so many male celbs would have the identical fetish.

by Anonymousreply 111/09/2010

It's not that Hollywood attracts scat freaks, or any other kind of fetish. It's just that the people on top there are so bloated with money, power, ego, and insecurity that they feel free to explore their fetishes in a way that reguar schmoes might not. %0D %0D Regular schmoes can't afford high-priced call girls on a regular basis, after all.

by Anonymousreply 211/09/2010

I won't even tell you how hard Margo smacked me when I asked her about this.

by Anonymousreply 311/09/2010

I've heard this same story, but about the late Barbara Billingsley instead of Danny Thomas.

by Anonymousreply 411/09/2010

not true at all.

by Anonymousreply 511/09/2010

[quote]I won't even tell you how hard Margo smacked me when I asked her about this.

No wonder, since her name is Marlo, not "Margo."

by Anonymousreply 611/09/2010

Don't know about Danny Thomas, but I do know that Ed Asner likes to get shat on. Not sure if he does the coffee table thing or prefers direct contact with shitter and shit.

by Anonymousreply 711/09/2010

I won't even tell you how hard r6 smacked me when he caught my typo!

by Anonymousreply 811/09/2010

Did you make that up, r7? Link, please.

by Anonymousreply 911/09/2010

I love you, Bengali in Platforms. :)

by Anonymousreply 1011/09/2010

It was actually Helen Thomas, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1111/09/2010

It was Desi.%0D %0D Lucy did the scene in the chocolate factory with Viv just for her special little Ca-ca Cuban.

by Anonymousreply 1211/09/2010

I heard it was Marie Dressler. And Spring Byington. In thongs. With whips.

by Anonymousreply 1311/09/2010

My father knew a high priced call girl in San Francisco (I don't want to get into how) who Danny frequented. She said he liked to be treated like a baby and wear diapers.

by Anonymousreply 1411/09/2010

[quote]I've heard this same story, but about the late Barbara Billingsley instead of Danny Thomas. It was both of them. The affair went on for years. Danny was under the table while Barb was on top doing her dumpiest on top of it.

by Anonymousreply 1511/09/2010

Eggs Danny Thomas Style!

by Anonymousreply 1611/09/2010

[quote]Eggs Danny Thomas Style!%0D %0D That look like sausages!

by Anonymousreply 1711/09/2010

People don't really remember Danny Thomas much any more yet in the 1950s and 60s he was one of the biggest stars on TV.

by Anonymousreply 1811/09/2010

My younger brother thought his name was Daddy Thomas.

by Anonymousreply 1911/09/2010

Ted C has alluded to Sylvester Stallone also being into this.

by Anonymousreply 2011/09/2010

Actually, Marlo's name was Margo (for Margaret) -- but one of her siblings said "Marlo" instead, and it stuck.

by Anonymousreply 2111/09/2010

R21, is it true that Marlo is a total bitch?

by Anonymousreply 2211/09/2010

I heard it was William Shatner and that's why he's referred to as William Shitner.

by Anonymousreply 2311/09/2010

Ella Fitzgerald was a notorious scat queen.

by Anonymousreply 2411/09/2010

darling, I think you are confusing Danny Thomas with Adolph Hitler and hookers with Eva Braun.

It's a common mistake.

by Anonymousreply 2511/09/2010

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Make Room for Daddy."

by Anonymousreply 2611/09/2010

No it's not true. I worked with Danny for a year on the set of I'm a Big Girl Now, and he never once asked me to shit on him.

Can't say the same of Katherine Helmond when we were on Soap, though.

by Anonymousreply 2711/09/2010

Make Poop For Daddy!

by Anonymousreply 2811/09/2010

It was Chuck Berry who was into toilet cam.

by Anonymousreply 2911/09/2010

That's one of those urban myths that started about the same time as all the male celebs who supposedly had live hamsters shoved up their bums. Poppycock!

by Anonymousreply 3011/09/2010

I thought it was gerbils, R30.

by Anonymousreply 3111/09/2010

It's Make Boom for Daddy.

And, r22, yes, Marlo is very cold toward most people. But her work with St. Jude's brings out a nice side of her personality, even if it's calculating.

by Anonymousreply 3211/09/2010

Thanks R21. I always wondered if it was true. IA about St. Jude's. Whatever her reason it's the end result that counts.

by Anonymousreply 3311/09/2010

Sylvester Stallone and Jack Nicholson are both into being used as Human Toilets--Stallone likes to eat directly from a womens ass

by Anonymousreply 3403/19/2011

I heard Raymond Burr was a big scat queen too.

by Anonymousreply 3503/19/2011

R35, that was only in his last years. Before that, he was, at most, a portly scat queen.

by Anonymousreply 3603/19/2011

Make Room For Doody!

by Anonymousreply 3703/19/2011

"Why are you trashing my scene?"

"I'm not trying to trash your scene."

"You are trashing my scene!"

by Anonymousreply 3803/19/2011

Esther Williams said when she dove into Caesar Romeros swimming pool she was horrified to find that it was full of floaters. He liked to deceive stars that the scat at his parties was going to be courtesy of Ella Fitzgerald. It became kind of an initiation to be invited to one of Romero's parties so the established stars wouldn't tell the newcomers. %0D %0D Also, Marv Albert liked prostitutes to yank his toupee off and defecate on his bald head.

by Anonymousreply 3903/19/2011

It's SHIT, not "shat" moron at R7. And stop saying pissed my pants either. It's pissed in my pants... and its your ass, not your fucking "bum."

by Anonymousreply 4003/19/2011

[quote] And stop saying pissed my pants either. Is that you Elizabeth Walton?

by Anonymousreply 4103/19/2011

What's got mhb unhinged today?%0D %0D It was Ricky Nelson, btw.

by Anonymousreply 4203/19/2011

It was actually Rosetta Lenoire

by Anonymousreply 4303/19/2011

It's the late Jane Darwell who was the scat queen of Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 4403/19/2011

I've heard this story before, only it was about Lillian Gish, not Danny Thomas.

by Anonymousreply 4503/19/2011

No one ever mentions Danny Thomas any more and that truly saddens me.

by Anonymousreply 4603/19/2011

Ricky Gervais does a hilarious bit in his stand-up act about the Richard Gere / Gerbil-in-the-ass rumor.

I don't know from where these stories come, but people always fall for them, no matter how ridiculous they are.

by Anonymousreply 4703/19/2011

Nothing wrong with a little scat fun.

by Anonymousreply 4803/19/2011

no one has glass coffee table anymore, zak.

by Anonymousreply 4903/19/2011

Does St. Jude's have a scat ward?

by Anonymousreply 5003/19/2011

Here's the Ricky Gervais bit. It starts at 4:16.

by Anonymousreply 5103/19/2011

This sounds like the stories of stars needing a stomach pump because they drank a gallon of cum.

by Anonymousreply 5203/19/2011

r2 "It's not that Hollywood attracts scat freaks, or any other kind of fetish. It's just that the people on top there are so bloated with money, power, ego, and insecurity that they feel free to explore their fetishes in a way that reguar schmoes might not."

This was the explanation given to me about how Magic contracted HIV -

by Anonymousreply 5303/19/2011

Ricky Gervais is the gerbil in Richard Gere's ass.

by Anonymousreply 5403/19/2011

I heard this story as well, but it was attributed to the 1970s vocal quartet The Manhattan Transfer.

by Anonymousreply 5503/19/2011

Make Room For Daddy, indeed.%0D %0D Oh, the stories I could tell.

by Anonymousreply 5603/19/2011

OP, you win a cookie for the most concise headline for a thread!%0D %0D Loved it!

by Anonymousreply 5703/19/2011

please tell me you are kidding r34

by Anonymousreply 5803/19/2011

I don't understand why he needed the coffee table.

by Anonymousreply 5903/19/2011

I don't scat from shat, but I do know Danny Thomas was a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 6003/19/2011

The answer should be at Urban Legends.

by Anonymousreply 6103/20/2011

I don't get the whole scat thing. How can anyone be into that? It's so fucking gross!

by Anonymousreply 6203/20/2011

It's actually a pretty sanitary way to do scat. Here's on the Gere gerbil legend.

by Anonymousreply 6303/20/2011

I heard the same rumor for years about Kim Novak. I doubt it.

by Anonymousreply 6403/20/2011

What's the appeal of scat? Is there anyone here who's into it who could tell me? Because I just don't get it either.

by Anonymousreply 6503/20/2011

What's the appeal of sucking toes?

by Anonymousreply 6603/20/2011

Sadly enough, it was true.

by Anonymousreply 6703/20/2011

This is filthy and obscene talk.%0D %0D DL, can you please give a sugah fired sister some support and ban such disgusting things from here?

by Anonymousreply 6803/20/2011

R52 - who features in the gallon of semen stories in the US?%0D %0D In the late 80s when I was growing up in the UK, it was either Marc Almond or Jimmy Somerville.

by Anonymousreply 6903/20/2011

In the US the cum/stomach pump story was attributed to Rod Stewart, of all people.

by Anonymousreply 7003/20/2011

R66, how can you compare sucking toes to eating someone's shit? I mean, it's SHIT for fuck's sake!

by Anonymousreply 7103/20/2011

Is it true that scat tastes like chicken?

by Anonymousreply 7203/20/2011

It doesn't taste like chicken, r72. It tastes like rattlesnake.

by Anonymousreply 7303/20/2011

The stomach cum story was about Rod Stewart. STORY: I worked at a well known LA radio station with a comedic morning show. The guys decided to talk about the Cum stomach story on the air. To my horror - as I was going to be having dinner at Rod Stewart's house that evening. Rod's manager whisper to me that Rod wasn't happy to be the butt of our morning show's joke. But Rod was a good sport, as he came into the radio station a few days later for an interview. (But as he walked into the control room, he saw a picture of our morning show team and just huffed a little.)

Rod is a sweetheart. I've met him many times and he's met my family backstage at his shows. He's a real class act!

by Anonymousreply 7403/23/2011

"What's the appeal of scat?"%0D %0D If you're talking about being shat on, I suspect it's all about humiliation and perhaps a bit of childhood problems.

by Anonymousreply 7503/23/2011

When someone says "This tastes like shit!" how do they know? %0D %0D --Deep thought for the day. %0D

by Anonymousreply 7603/23/2011

If Rose finds out that Danny Thomas is a lesbian, it'll kill her!

by Anonymousreply 7703/23/2011

The scat story is about beloved television star, Lassie. Lassie would pay a bitch too shit on the front lawn and Lassie would roll in it.

by Anonymousreply 7803/23/2011

The story is obviously something of an urban legend and has been for years. Back in Australia around 1980, the story was that US-born talk show host Don Lane liked to lie under a glass-topped coffee table and have girls shit on it. I was once part of a band performing on his show and we were sitting around the green room waiting for our cue when one of the crew came into the room, picked up the glass-topped coffee table and took it out saying, "Sorry, Don wants the table." I shit you not! We all looked at one another and burst out laughing.

by Anonymousreply 7903/23/2011

Did they even have glass tables when that dinosaur was alive?

by Anonymousreply 8003/23/2011

I've heard this rumor applied to Danny Kay and Sid Ceaser as well.

There was an old tell-all book from a Chicken Ranch that didn't name any names - essentially Letters to Penthouse from the prostitute's perspective.

One of the stories was that Famous Family Entertainer X was called 'Cookie' by the girls. When Cookie visited, the madam had to line up girls in the hopes that somebody, anybody could take a shit on a cookie for him to eat. He was considered a special needs client and charged as such.

by Anonymousreply 8103/23/2011

Didn't Hollywood Babylon state that it was producer Sol Siegal who did the coffee table thing?

by Anonymousreply 8203/23/2011

What kind of cookie ?

by Anonymousreply 8303/23/2011

It was actually a brownie.

by Anonymousreply 8403/23/2011

This thread is disentergrating into a steaming pile of shit.

by Anonymousreply 8503/23/2011

I read in a book years ago that Hitler like to have women piss and shit on him (no coffee table needed.) I believed it for years but now I wonder if it was just a story to exaggerate what a monster he was. As if you'd need to make shit up.

by Anonymousreply 8603/23/2011

>>And stop saying pissed my pants either. %0D %0D Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 8703/23/2011

R69, when I was in high school, the story was being told about Donnie Wahlberg of New Kids on the Block. I didn't hear the Rod Stewart version until years later.

by Anonymousreply 8803/23/2011

I met a flower child friend of friends in the early seventies who worked for a year or two as a call girl in hollywood. One of her gigs was to be naked in a bathtub in the Capitol Record building at a party spraying water on her clitoris and pretending she was getting off to add to the party atmosphere. She said she had Danny Thomas as a client for awhile - he wanted to be called "Danello". His thing was that she was to leave a glass of orange juice on the counter in the kitchen and her door unlocked at a certain time. He would come in and drink the orange juice, then she would come out from another room and "discover" him and be angry as though he was a bad child. The whole routine would end up with him literally kissing her ass on the couch.

by Anonymousreply 8904/28/2011

Doris Roberts, aside from being a pizza boy rapist is also big into scat.

by Anonymousreply 9004/28/2011

I heard this story back in 1990/ but about Debbie Reynolds and Harve Presnell when they were on tour together with Unsinkable Molly Brown.

by Anonymousreply 9104/28/2011

R6 - Her name is really Margaret; she changed it to Marlo.

by Anonymousreply 9204/28/2011

I saw where someone had posted that Marlos' name was not Margo. It actually is Margo, short for Margret. Yes Danny did many sexual acts which I call preversion. Out of this came me a bastard son. You can read all about it at

by Anonymousreply 9307/15/2012

I always thought this was a BI about Sylvester Stallone.

by Anonymousreply 9407/15/2012

This is a common fetish. Pat Nixon was also said to be into this--they had a devil of a time getting prostitutes in China who would do this for her when she and her husband visiting Beijing in 1972.

by Anonymousreply 9507/15/2012

Noddy Holder of 70s glam pop group Slade also admitted to having done this for money before his career took off.

In his case on a sheet of glass laid on a bath while the client fapped underneath. He received the princely sum of £25 for his log.

by Anonymousreply 9607/15/2012

It went wrong for that rapist bull dyke Suzie Krueger in one of her performances at Fist club. Oh how we laughed at that coked up trash. Her breast scarifications looked like shit too.

by Anonymousreply 9707/15/2012

Where was Uncle Tonoose during all of this?

by Anonymousreply 9807/15/2012

It was really Uncle Tanoose.

by Anonymousreply 9907/15/2012

R7, I figured as much about Ed Asner. Why else would he run for president of SAG?

by Anonymousreply 10007/15/2012

They were the first foray into breast removal R97. She was a product of misogyny.

by Anonymousreply 10107/15/2012

Listen, I'm just glad the story got around with the part about the glass coffee table.

by Anonymousreply 10207/15/2012

I read a book and in the book...the coffee table broke and the guy on the bottom, got his throat slit, died. Anyway, is it really a good idea?

by Anonymousreply 10307/15/2012

We went through so many spray cans of Windex, there was a hole in the ozone right above the house.

by Anonymousreply 10407/15/2012

Something like this? At 4:54

Teach him a lesson!

by Anonymousreply 10507/15/2012

It was the highlight of the "Make Room For Daddy" coffee table book.

by Anonymousreply 10607/15/2012

I tried this the other day. But with all the piles of books and obelisks you gays decorate with I nearly got piles myself.

by Anonymousreply 10707/15/2012

r64 I heard the same rumor about her.

by Anonymousreply 10807/15/2012

When I was a kid , I had already heard that Danny Thomas story. Meanwhile, growing up in West L.A., we would have friends, and relatives, come visit - my parents would always do the movie star home tour, in our car (before those crazy lopped -off roof tour vans were everywhere). I just remember driving by Thomas' house, at the very top of Hillcrest Dr. , in Trousdale Estates, and everytime we'd go by, I'd imagine Thomas' wife out of town, and Danny lying under an enormous glass table, and having some hooker shat on the top, and him getting excited. True, or false, it's amazing how gossip, rumor, whatever, gets in your head, and stays there forever.

by Anonymousreply 10907/15/2012

An urban legend like the ones with Richard Gere and the gerbil or the hospital emergency where celebs like Rod Stewart had to get cum pumped out of their stomach.

by Anonymousreply 11007/16/2012

He'd first dress up like Willy Wonka before asking for his Scrumpdillyicious Bar.

Worst part was we had to dress up like Oompa-loompas. That damn orange dye took at least a week to scrub off.

by Anonymousreply 11107/16/2012

[quote]She said [Danny Thomas] liked to be treated like a baby and wear diapers.

Well, that would explain why he was so devoted to a children's hospital.

by Anonymousreply 11207/16/2012

[quote]An urban legend

But how does a mind come up with the Pittsburgh Platter?

by Anonymousreply 11307/16/2012

What's the difference between a Pittsburgh Platter and a Cleveland Steamer?

by Anonymousreply 11407/17/2012

[quote]What's the difference between a Pittsburgh Platter and a Cleveland Steamer?

Green peppers, onions and stringier thanks to the cheese steak.

by Anonymousreply 11507/17/2012

I'm a saddistic fellow I think it sounds kinda kinky personally I enjoy that kind of scat fun as long as they were women shitting on the table.

by Anonymousreply 11610/27/2012

I know for a fact that Dom DeLouise was kicked out of a few hotels for leaving such a mess from his scat play. Walls, floors were covered in it. Hotels had to replace almost eveything in the rooms.

by Anonymousreply 11710/27/2012

OP, it's true, but it wasn't really about Danny Thomas. It was about his daughter Marlo.

by Anonymousreply 11810/27/2012

Danny Thomas

Dom DeLuise

Raymond Burr

Chuck Berry

William Conrad

I've heard scat rumors about all five of them.

by Anonymousreply 11910/27/2012

My mother briefly dated a bi man who'd dated Danny Thomas, and worked for him, he said Mr. Thomas was a real freak. Coming from him, that was really saying something.

by Anonymousreply 12010/27/2012

A scat freak? Well, I've never known any personally, but isn't Danny Thomas one?

by Anonymousreply 12110/27/2012

Dear Diary:

Tonight, the Senor Meester Romney, he be all naked under the glassy table, tugging at his semi-ard tree inches baireed een a tangle of eez nappy pyoobie hair while the Senorita Ann shits devils food cake-like crullers all over the table top. En I get zee trill of cleaning all dees mess for a dollar and two cent an hour.

Woops. Got to go. Now that the Daddy eez done, Ann is saying eet is Tagg's turn.

Mos dios!

by Anonymousreply 12210/27/2012

I have heard this same story about David Byrne, Owen Wilson and James Joyce.

by Anonymousreply 12310/27/2012

I heard that Doris Roberts, Mary Tyler Moore and Kate Hepburn had a few threesomes back in the sixties.

by Anonymousreply 12410/28/2012

R2 is correct, the idle rich are often into kinky sex. Fans of Designing Women will remember how they parodied that.

by Anonymousreply 12510/28/2012

A *CAT* freak, Blanche.

by Anonymousreply 12610/28/2012

Producer Sol Siegel.

{I think I read it in a Hollywood Babylon book.)

by Anonymousreply 12710/28/2012

I even read a novel where a rock star had his throat slit when the table broke. Good book.

by Anonymousreply 12810/28/2012

James Joyce WAS a scat freak. You just have to read his letters to his wife Nora to see he was a total coprophile.

by Anonymousreply 12910/28/2012

It's probably a really popular request.

by Anonymousreply 13010/28/2012

The Obama October surprise is actually a video of Ann Romney tied to the roof of one of their Cadilllacs and dropping a deuce on the sun roof while Mitt masturbates inside the car.

by Anonymousreply 13110/28/2012

Ann? Does she have a nice ass?

by Anonymousreply 13210/28/2012

The only person we should ask is ... That Girl!

by Anonymousreply 13310/28/2012

In that building in Chelsea where the front fell off in the storm, the top floor apartment had a huge glass coffee table.

by Anonymousreply 13410/30/2012

there you have it...

by Anonymousreply 13510/30/2012

Chelsea boys love Belgian chocolate.

by Anonymousreply 13610/30/2012

R134 I saw that table while reporting, trying to get it

by Anonymousreply 13710/30/2012

Hell. I didn't know I was a scat freak. People have been shitting on me for years. I didn't know there was a name for it.

And leave Jane Darwell out of this.

by Anonymousreply 13810/30/2012

I heard this about Mr. Ed.

by Anonymousreply 13911/11/2012

Hired a hooker?? I would have done it for free. I mean, why waste a good bowel movement.

by Anonymousreply 14011/12/2012

I'm having a little bit of trouble visualizing this. When Danny Thomas went in for his Pennsylvania Plate job, was the person over him hovering in mid air while pushing out a string of turds (like from a horse's ass)? Or did the person actually sit down on a piece of glass and force the shit into the glass?

I'm not sure which would be the better visual experience. From Danny Thomas's POV, each methods seem ways to have its own merit. However, they wouldn't be anywhere near the same experience.

by Anonymousreply 14108/31/2013

Oh, for fuck's sake, r141 why would you revive this old, dead thread? You're the freak.

by Anonymousreply 14208/31/2013


by Anonymousreply 14308/31/2013

What was 'Uncle Tonoose', Hans Conreid into?

by Anonymousreply 14408/31/2013

In the UK this rumour was attributed to actress Una Stubbs. She is in Sherlock now. I think Una was associated with it due to how unlikely it was given her Betty White-style wholesome reputation. If you google her name its a common result. Since Sherlock became a big hit worldwide she reportedly said to her family she should really get an official website due to the interest she was receiving. Apparently they politely talked her out of it and her kids have been keeping her away from the internet for years due to the results which come up when her name is entered.

by Anonymousreply 14508/31/2013

r142 ...because I'm unable to start a new thread? Besides, some of these old threads are classics. Gives MAKE ROOM FOR DADDY'S (turdletts) whole new meaning. Now that I know the show is about shitting on glass, I need to go back and re-watch them all. Just think of the innuendo... Danny's son was named "Rusty" (trombone).

by Anonymousreply 14608/31/2013

This is what Nick Gillespie said about Cole Porter:

"I soon learned that Cole’s passion was oral sex. He could easily suck off twenty guys, one after the other. And he always swallowed. There are many people, both male and female, who really enjoy the taste of semen. Porter was one of them. On one later occasion I took about nine of my best-looking young guys over to his place and he sucked off every single one of them in no time. Boom, boom, boom and it was all over."

That doesn't make a person gay, does it? Cole's is not having sex with men... he just sucking 9 or 10 dicks at once. Sex has nothing to do with it.

by Anonymousreply 14708/31/2013

yes I loved him on Make Room for Doody

by Anonymousreply 14808/31/2013

Sarah Silverman, who notes that "at Canter's Deli in L.A., the Danny Thomas sandwich is number two on the menu."

by Anonymousreply 14908/31/2013

What makes me laugh about this story is how mad it probably makes Marlo Thomas

by Anonymousreply 15008/31/2013

[quote]After referencing the Una Stubbs urban legend last week, we were emailed by someone close to the Stubbs family. Apparently Una has no idea about the coffee table story and her kids have gone to all sorts of lengths to ensure she doesn't find out. They've pretty much banned her from using the internet for fear that she will google herself, and have told her many tales about the perils of searching for your own name online, claiming it leaves you open to scammers and hackers - just in case she ever gets tempted.

[quote]We're told that the story itself is totally untrue and that Una "wouldn't hurt a fly, nor shit on a coffee table". Her kids are similarly lovely and have worked their arses off trying to cover it for this long.

[quote]So if you ever meet Una, please don't mention it.

by Anonymousreply 15108/31/2013

That explains why Marlo's a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 15208/31/2013

St. Duces Hospital was Danny's first choice , till he thought better of it

by Anonymousreply 15308/31/2013


Quoting Nick Gillespie about Charles Laughton:

"Was this true? Had Charles asked [his trick] to defecate into the pot? Is that what he had smeared on his sandwich? Well, apparently it was. Charles sat down, carefully placed one slice of bread on top of the other, neatly cut the stack in two, and then, without saying a word or even giving us a cursory glance, bit into it. After he had downed the entire sandwich, he got up and went to the sink to rinse off the plate."

Special Note: I know dogs eat shit all the time, no problem. But, is it even possible for a human to eat a human-shit sandwich and not end up in the hospital??

by Anonymousreply 15408/31/2013

Various whores who worked for Madam Alex and Madam Heidi wrote a series of tell-all books about Hollywood.

One describes producer Robert Evans being into this particular perversion.

by Anonymousreply 15508/31/2013

Make room for doody.

by Anonymousreply 15608/31/2013

r55 Are you referring to glass-botton-boating or the eating of shit snacks?

by Anonymousreply 15708/31/2013

Lebanese amateur.

by Anonymousreply 15808/31/2013

That's what killed Ginny in Billing!

by Anonymousreply 15908/31/2013

R 141 I'm laughing so hard I'm asked exactly the same question I was thinking, like "how exactly does this work?"

by Anonymousreply 16008/31/2013

What R159 intended to say was that Ginny was attempting to earn a little money on the side--moonlighting---if I can use such a term, when she accidentally fell through the glass table and bled to death when a shitty shard of glass turned her asshole into a double-wide.

by Anonymousreply 16108/31/2013

Sorry R141

by Anonymousreply 16208/31/2013

r160 Also, what causes Danny Thomas to bust a nut? There's Danny, laying under the table choking his chicken. He's moaning "Oh yeah! Oh yeah!". Does he bust a nut when the squirrel first starts to peak out of the hole? Or does he finally bust a nut when the last turd drops to the glass? Or is it something else?

by Anonymousreply 16308/31/2013

When the smell hits his nostrils, R163.

by Anonymousreply 16408/31/2013

r164 No, that doesn't make any sense at all. With Danny Thomas inordinately huge nose, he'd be smelling shit right from the beginning. Why bother with the glass show? Get real. Danny Thomas could tell you what you ate for lunch... yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 16508/31/2013

Yes, R163 - is it the smell? The turtlehead coming out? The female hole? The "dirty" thing? What could possibly be the turn-on? Seriously, I cannot fathom the whole scat thing, I think it's disgusting. And along the lines of the other "rimming" thread, yeah, no. I just don't get it. It's POOOOOOOOP!

by Anonymousreply 16608/31/2013

But then why does he have to see it in the glass, R163? Can't he just have her poop in the toilet and sit there and smell it? Why make a mess?

by Anonymousreply 16708/31/2013

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by Anonymousreply 16808/31/2013

Hm...this gross story reminds of a scene from Joseph Wambaugh's cop novel "The Choirboys." At a drunken party (there's a pool and the rowdier element are swimming nude) a disgusted female officer strips off her wet bikini bottom and just wearing a robe, sits down on a table...a GLASS table. She hears weird sucking noises coming from somewhere; parting her legs she sees a drunk fellow officer underneath the table slurping her poon through the glass. The outrageous incident becomes part of police folklore and the drunken officer becomes A Legend In His Own Time.

by Anonymousreply 16908/31/2013

There must be more than a few out there who will occasionally indulge themselves by eating fresh doodie, ala Charles Laughton. Please give us the play-by-play. What wine do you serve... red, white? Is it any different than ass rimming?

by Anonymousreply 17008/31/2013

R157 He was into all sorts of scat.

Wild stories about Jean-Claude van Damme. Not scat but his preference for anal, top and bottom--fucking a girl's ass while a hung guy plowed him bareback.

by Anonymousreply 17108/31/2013

Stephen Segall likes to shit on people himself.

by Anonymousreply 17208/31/2013

r172 If I were a ho and there was no glass involved, I'd sure the fuck want a lot of money for a job like that.

by Anonymousreply 17308/31/2013

Guys on craigslist ask for this all the time, without the glass and they want to eat it.

by Anonymousreply 17408/31/2013

Chuck Berry was arrested for having cameras in his restaurant's bathroom, filming women and even little girls taking a shit.

When the police raided his house, they found videos of him with whores shitting in his mouth.

There was a big article about it in the late, great Spy magazine.

by Anonymousreply 17508/31/2013

Sorry I didn't make myself clear... If I were a ho and people wanted to shit on me (without the glass), make sure your American Express card is paid up.

by Anonymousreply 17608/31/2013

r175 Chuck "Dingle" Berry?

by Anonymousreply 17708/31/2013

A discussion of the Spy article about Chuck Berry.

by Anonymousreply 17808/31/2013

Okay, here's what I don't get. Small trace amounts of human shit on tomatoes (from, say, Mexico) make people violently ill. How can these people swallow whole turds with out going through near death? If you did it once and survived, I doubt a person would do it twice. You'd just be too physically sick.

by Anonymousreply 17908/31/2013

R179 I'm sure some do get ill, just as people can become ill from rimming. But they still want to do it.

I think the desire to act out paraphilias is quite deeply ingrained.

by Anonymousreply 18008/31/2013

Do you know of any injuries from rimming?

by Anonymousreply 18109/01/2013

r181 Well, he COULD fall on your mouth and break your jaw. That's why I recommend a rimchair/seat.

by Anonymousreply 18209/01/2013

It takes a special type of courage to touch your tongue to an eye.

by Anonymousreply 18309/01/2013


"Human feces" is an actual flavor additive commercially available. Sounds like a money maker for anyone wanting to make gay ice cream.

by Anonymousreply 18409/01/2013

So we got Danny Thomas (poop voyeur), charles Laughton (eater) and Chuck Berry (eater), Anyone not dead or younger than 80 with this fetish?

by Anonymousreply 18509/01/2013


... Divine.

by Anonymousreply 18609/01/2013

Anyone on here tried something like this?

by Anonymousreply 18709/01/2013

r 184 -- That's true. I recently read a book on the nose and our sense of smell -- I've forgotten the name of it -- and it said that the scent of poop is an ingredient in vanilla ice cream.

by Anonymousreply 18809/01/2013

There are guys who post ads on my local craigslist looking for fat guys to fart right in their face.

by Anonymousreply 18909/01/2013

r186 They even got a major blvd named after him Kingman, AZ. You're telling me Andy Devine would friemdly up to another cowboy and ask him for his doodie to mix with his campfire beans? I don't recon I can picture that.

by Anonymousreply 19009/01/2013

I'm interested in a glass bottomed boat, ala Danny Thomas. I would opt for the more convenient Pittsberg Plate Job but it would kinda ruin it for me to occupy both hands holding the plate. I'm looking for a 2 bowel movement party. Anyone know about prices?

by Anonymousreply 19109/01/2013

Does anyone know where I can buy a genuine Pittsberg Plate?

by Anonymousreply 19209/01/2013

Does Marlo Thomas like Phil Donahue to take a dump on her?

by Anonymousreply 19309/02/2013

Is there any evidence that "make room for daddy" was actually "make room for gay ass-sex"? For all their talk about hating gays, most Jew seem to be gay, gay, gay.

by Anonymousreply 19409/02/2013


"The gist of it is that Danny Thomas would sometimes saunter home and announce that he wanted "eggs, sunny side up."

After saying this, Danny would go into the living room and lie face up underneath a glass coffeetable. Then either his wife/mistress/girlfriend of the moment etc would come into the living room sans bottoms of any kind, squat over the coffe table approximately over Danny's face and go #2".

From July 2001

by Anonymousreply 19509/02/2013

Adam Corrola discusses Danny Thomas sunny-side-up eggs.

by Anonymousreply 19609/02/2013

Has anyone been to Cantor's Deli in LA? What do you get when ordering the #2, Danny Thomas sandwich? Does it cum with a pickle?

by Anonymousreply 19709/04/2013

Corn? Corn?? Now when did I eat corn?

by Anonymousreply 19809/04/2013

At what point does a guy like Danny Thomas bust his nut? Is in when the first turd hits the glass? When the smell of shit hits his huge nose? What?

by Anonymousreply 19909/08/2013

Would it be considered bad manners for a whore to wipe her ass after a Pittsburgh plate job and then throw the soiled tissue on top of a man's plate?

by Anonymousreply 20009/08/2013

I've heard the same about fashion designer Thierry Mugler. He would pay his male models to do this to him.

by Anonymousreply 20109/08/2013
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