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Katy Perry: Apart From Being A Complete Fucking Cunt, Does She Have A Mental Illness?

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by Anonymousreply 9609/04/2014

She does come off as somewhat mentally retarded and the fact that she married that creature Russell Brand shows that she has extremely poor taste in men. Now that's a marriage that was destined for divorce court even before it happened.

by Anonymousreply 111/01/2010

I pray that she's on minute 3 and counting. Her obscurity cannot come soon enough for me.

by Anonymousreply 211/01/2010

I just think she seems a bit dim. She stares out at the world like a kid waiting for someone to tie her shoes.

by Anonymousreply 311/01/2010

Attentionwhoreaphenia.

by Anonymousreply 411/01/2010

I think you do, OP. Because you post a half-dozen threads on her per day.

by Anonymousreply 611/01/2010

Yeah, she sucks. Pretty AND talented. We don't need none of that!

by Anonymousreply 711/01/2010

She's be prettier as a blonde.

by Anonymousreply 811/01/2010

Talented, R7? What are you, her mother?

by Anonymousreply 911/01/2010

She's a no talent whore - a mini-Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 1011/01/2010

Madonna has more talent in one of her grey pubes than this skank has in her entire body.

When Mrs. Brand records a "Papa Don't Preach" or "Like A Prayer," then you can get back to me...

by Anonymousreply 1111/01/2010

That "Teenage Dream" song is rather catchy.

by Anonymousreply 1211/01/2010

Perhaps, r12, but it has an element of pervy to it. Teens singing about "let's go all the way tonight" is just gross.

by Anonymousreply 1311/01/2010

That teenage dream song sucks. All of her songs suck, starting with "UR So Gay" which uses "gay" as an insult. Thanks for that, Kate.%0D %0D She wants fame and she'll do whatever it takes-- nudity, tabloid marriage --to keep it.

by Anonymousreply 1411/01/2010

She has always been a tragic joke:

by Anonymousreply 1511/01/2010

"Christian singer-songwriter Katy Hudson released a debut self-titled album at the tender age of 16 on independent Red Hill Records, but despite her assertions that her "Faith Won't Fail," she abandoned the Christian market seven years later to adopt her highly sexualised alter ego Katy Perry."

Haha.

by Anonymousreply 1611/01/2010

Russell isn't that bad. At least he's self aware and intelligent.

by Anonymousreply 1711/01/2010

I heard Russell Brand on Howard Stern and was stunned. He came off as incredibly quick-witted and sharp. I had no idea.

by Anonymousreply 1811/01/2010

I kinda like Russell but she's insufferable and dumb as a box of hair.

by Anonymousreply 1911/01/2010

R18 check out this interview. His first autobiography is a good read as well.

by Anonymousreply 2011/01/2010

Actualy this one is better.

by Anonymousreply 2111/01/2010

[quote]At least he's self aware and intelligent.

You are joking, aren't you? He's thick as two short planks and his autobiography was ghost written.

by Anonymousreply 2211/01/2010

Russell Brand is one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 2311/01/2010

R22 Based on what I've seen of him (like that interview) I disagree. He's intelligent enough to wing it in an interview with Paxman.

by Anonymousreply 2511/01/2010

Brand can't be that bright if he married Perry.%0D %0D %0D THREAD CLOSED!%0D

by Anonymousreply 2611/01/2010

The Katy Perry stand-in they used in this "California Gurls" parody is PERFECT. She has the exact same psychotic Disney character eyes.

by Anonymousreply 2711/01/2010

R22 neither of his books are 'ghost written' you twat.

by Anonymousreply 2811/01/2010

I know its wrong but I kinda like her...%0D %0D She's a goddess in her music videos but seems so common in those acne cream commericals...%0D %0D The poor thing actually THINKS she can sing . Well she has been nominated TWICE for a Grammy in the Best Female Pop category. Sigh. Remember when The Grammys were respectable?

by Anonymousreply 2911/01/2010

Katy Perry is a douche hag.

by Anonymousreply 3011/01/2010

She speaks in tongues.

by Anonymousreply 3111/01/2010

troll-dar will prove you wrong, r6.

Idiot.

by Anonymousreply 3211/02/2010

Stupid shits.

by Anonymousreply 3411/02/2010

Jealous queens.

by Anonymousreply 3611/02/2010

The Teenage Dreams video is hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 3711/02/2010

I LOVE KATY PERRY!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 3812/28/2011

I don't understand why this bitch is so popular. Her "music" sucks!!!

by Anonymousreply 3912/28/2011

I took a shit and I liked it!

by Anonymousreply 4012/28/2011

I'm in the music industry, and everyone seems to agree that she really does have a fantastic voice. She also has a talent -- or her label does -- for picking good cowriters and songs. I've seen a million girls like her: narcissistic and self centered and willing to do anything to be famous. She's one that got lucky, but I doubt she's more evil or deranged than any of the other singers who struggle for fame. And -- trust me, I'm NOT a fan -- I admire that she comes from a fundy religious background, yet seems to be socially liberal. Give her credit for that, at least.

by Anonymousreply 4112/28/2011

My friend knew her years ago. Said she was scarily driven and determined. So, you know, she got what she wanted. Did we?

by Anonymousreply 4212/28/2011

Russell, dear, is it in yet? Or are you trying to sharpen a pencil down there?

by Anonymousreply 4312/28/2011

R41 -- are you tone-deaf?

She has a terrible voice! Just listen to her belt out Fireworks -- she is off-key most of the song. And google some of her live performances on youtube -- some of it will actually make you wince.

A truly bad singer -- no talent at all. For you to suggest that you are in the industry, and everyone agrees that she has a fantastic voice, you are just making stuff up.

She does have a knack at choosing popular songs -- but her voice is definitely not good.

by Anonymousreply 4412/28/2011

I think she looks better with black hair.

by Anonymousreply 4512/28/2011

R44, which singers have good voices, if you don't like Katy Perry?

She's not the best singer in existence, but imo she's a damn sight more listenable than a lot of other pop starlets.

by Anonymousreply 4612/28/2011

What R44 said. Perry's voice is atrocious. I don't even want to imagine how bad it is before the producers tinker with it.

by Anonymousreply 4712/28/2011

"Said she was scarily driven and determined. So, you know, she got what she wanted."

I would certainly classify marrying Russell Brand as being scarily driven and determined.

With the emphasis on scarily.

by Anonymousreply 4812/28/2011

Her voice sounds like a goat dying. And like others have said, she can't sing live. Yes she's popular and has sold a shit ton of albums, but let's not bullshit here. She can't sing.

If people in the industry really think she has a "fantastic" voice, than they all must be completely deaf.

by Anonymousreply 4912/28/2011

she could retire right now and go into hiding and live quite comfortably

I don't know why these people don't do that

by Anonymousreply 5012/28/2011

[quote]I would certainly classify marrying Russell Brand as being scarily driven and determined.

If I were a pop star I'd marry somebody better looking and with a bigger cock. But that's just me.

by Anonymousreply 5112/28/2011

Katy & Russell having "problems".

by Anonymousreply 5212/28/2011

What is wrong with sounding like a goat?

by Anonymousreply 5312/28/2011

Russell Brand probably hasn't even read his "autobiographies."

by Anonymousreply 5412/28/2011

Who even knows if the bitch can sing? Like all these modern pop divas, all her songs are majorly auto-tuned.

by Anonymousreply 5512/28/2011

I have no use for Katy Perry. I hate her simply because she's naturally skinny and pretty with naturally huge tits.

It also annoys me how she acted as if her vagine was magic when she married her womanizing husband, bragging about how he would NEVER cheat on her. Because she's so much more special than all the oodles of women he's been with before her.

I for one cannot WAIT until the spread in the British tabloids featuring a tell-all with some skanky plain cow he cheats with.

by Anonymousreply 5612/28/2011

I like this performance. Please ignore the cameltoe!

by Anonymousreply 5712/28/2011

Ugh

by Anonymousreply 5812/29/2011

Katie Perry has breast implants. Those are not her real breast. Beyonce also has breast implants.

by Anonymousreply 6012/29/2011

She has a killer body, and those boobies look real to me.

by Anonymousreply 6212/29/2011

Marrying her tedious husband is prima facie proof of either mental illness or drug addiction.

by Anonymousreply 6312/29/2011

Russell Brand freely admits to being a bipolar sex addicted druggie alkie. Nobody gets past problems like that simply by marrying someone's magic vagine and huge tits (news flash: even women with naturally big breasts have to get implants to achieve that gravity-defying invisible bra look.) Fortunately for her she probably only has to see him occasionally and his personal assistant has to handle all his shit.

by Anonymousreply 6412/29/2011

Katy Perry should have been a cot death.

by Anonymousreply 6512/29/2011

LOL @ R65

by Anonymousreply 6612/29/2011

r60 - Katy's entire team is gay and she loves the gays. Not gonna happen.

by Anonymousreply 6712/29/2011

Adam Lambert is one of her best friends so Katy may not be the greatest singer but she certainly doesn't hate gay people.

by Anonymousreply 6812/29/2011

I don't doubt that when her pop career is over, Katy will go back to singing gospel and appear on the 700 Club and other religious programs like it.

by Anonymousreply 6912/29/2011

She's too boring to have a mental illness.

by Anonymousreply 7012/29/2011

I don't care what anyone says-"Firework" is impossible to listen to, catchy as it may be. And, as for the Grammys-Beyonce has 16-Diana Ross has ZERO, either as a soloist or a member of the Supremes.

by Anonymousreply 7112/29/2011

Firework is an absolutely horrible song.

by Anonymousreply 7212/29/2011

[quote]Wtf? Did [R47] just have an aneurysm all over her post?

Oops, sorry, I meant R59.

by Anonymousreply 7312/30/2011

I love her Teenage Dream song. I also like Russell. He cares about today's issues and what's going on in the world. He's an activist, environmentalist and doesn't really care for conspicuous consumption.

He said marrying Katy saved him more or less.

by Anonymousreply 7412/30/2011

"Firework is an absolutely horrible song."

No, it's a very good song, it's just been made popular by a terrible singer.

If it'd been sung by someone with a good, expressive voice, you'd love it.

by Anonymousreply 7512/30/2011

W&W for R3 and for R70.

by Anonymousreply 7612/30/2011

Russell Brand is deeply unattractive and physically repulsive.

I don't know how Katy Perry or any other woman could stand to be intimate with him.

by Anonymousreply 7712/30/2011

Having a bit of trouble with your bitter pill, darling....?

Try washing it down with a dose of self loathing.... failing that, try pulling your thumb out your arse.

by Anonymousreply 7812/30/2011

Next?

by Anonymousreply 7912/30/2011

TMZ reporting Russell has filed for divorce.

by Anonymousreply 8012/30/2011

Just went there R80. Interesting there was no mention of the fact that hours before their "sources" said there was no divorce. TMZ sucks.

by Anonymousreply 8112/30/2011

Seriously, how many simultaneous threads do we need on this subject?

by Anonymousreply 8212/30/2011

She makes Cyndi Lauper look like a musical genius. She's dumb looking, annoying, has a terrible voice, can't sing, can't dance. Horrible, hate all of her crap songs.

by Anonymousreply 8312/30/2011

she is a cunt

by Anonymousreply 9211/01/2013

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by Anonymousreply 9609/04/2014
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