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Ellen looks really old.

She needs plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 4202/27/2014

Madge, stop posting on DL!

by Anonymousreply 110/29/2010

Ellen is not young, this may be why she is looking older. Ellen works her ass off for us, leave her to her work; we can't afford for Ellen to be taking time out for a nip/tuck.

by Anonymousreply 210/29/2010

She needs a foot about two feet up her ass and a swift jerk to get her the hell out of the public view. What a useless, dull waste of space.

by Anonymousreply 310/29/2010

R-3, looking in the mirror.

by Anonymousreply 410/29/2010

Ellen looks great for her age.

by Anonymousreply 510/29/2010

She is a pretty woman.%0D %0D I prefer the wrinkles than the mask look.

by Anonymousreply 610/29/2010

But r2, she's what 50? 50 nowadays is supposed to look younger than it has in any other time in history. Maybe it's all the boozing she does? Or maybe her age really shows because she dresses like a preppy college guy with teen boy hair. That said, if she's fine with it, then good for her.

by Anonymousreply 710/29/2010

Fuck right off r-7, get off your dumb ass and do something for the community. No one cares about your shallow, narrow reference. What have you done to help people lately? Thought not.

by Anonymousreply 810/29/2010

The problem is that she looks like a man.

by Anonymousreply 910/29/2010

The one that's weird looking is Ellen's wife. I saw a photo of the two of them just the other day and I could barely recognize Portia. She has had some weird work done.

by Anonymousreply 1010/29/2010

Here's one example. Her eyebrows are scary high.

by Anonymousreply 1110/29/2010

You're scary high.

by Anonymousreply 1210/29/2010

Her eyebrows have always been fucked up, R11.

by Anonymousreply 1310/29/2010

Why was Ellen kissing up to the U.S. military this week and talking about how great they are? I found that offensive. Has she forgotten that they are murderers?

by Anonymousreply 1410/30/2010

I can't see why Ellen looks old, she does wear Cover Girl make-up.

by Anonymousreply 1510/30/2010

Have you forgotten that the military are protecting us? You moron.

by Anonymousreply 1610/30/2010

Her foundation gets in her smile lines which accentuate them. She smiles a lot, too. I think she looks like a 50-year-old woman.

by Anonymousreply 1710/30/2010

It's the booze. I hear she's a mean angry jerk on her set.

by Anonymousreply 1810/30/2010

Ellen still has chubby cheeks (not super chub, but there is still fat there) which makes her look better at her age. She really only has some wrinkles by her eyes and her laugh lines, perfectly normal for anyone her age.%0D %0D Portia is the one getting a lot of procedures done, and looks older for her age IMO. She use to be so beautiful when on Ally McBeal. She has lost a lot of that beauty, I think, because of plastic surgery.%0D %0D I would rather Ellen look as she does now instead of one of those older woman who gets too many things done to her face. Too much work tends to make people look older than they really are.

by Anonymousreply 1910/30/2010

R16 = Republican shill

by Anonymousreply 2010/30/2010

Ellen and her wife are vegans.

I think that Ellen is a prime example of someone whose body and face just cannot quite take being a vegan.

She has starved herself out somehow and if she had a bit more meat on her bones she would look a bit better. I have no idea how a vegan can do that and please do not flame me for writing of vegans, I mean them no harm.

Let us keep in mind that Ellen was never a looker to begin with. She has great eyes but that is about it.

Portia is going to be on Oprah discussing her book and eating disorder(s). Haus Frau heaven there, eh?

by Anonymousreply 2110/30/2010

Smoking will do that to you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2210/30/2010

She looks like a 70 year old man.

by Anonymousreply 2310/30/2010


by Anonymousreply 2410/30/2010

Plastic surgery is the problem, not the solution.

by Anonymousreply 2510/30/2010

Portia looks great. Some of you look at one bad pic and go ape shit. Here she is from Oct 16th. She looks great. Way too good for Ellen.

by Anonymousreply 2610/30/2010

That's why she socialises with tweens OP!

by Anonymousreply 2710/30/2010

She's living up to her genetic code. Have you seen how wrinkly her mom is....looks just like Judy Dench. Fair skinned real blondes have exceptionally dry skin which wrinkles easily. So much so you wake up every AM with a new wrinkle. Life's a bitch but at least she has millions of dollars so tuff shit.

by Anonymousreply 2810/30/2010

If she looks old for a 50-yr-old, that may be because she's 52, three months shy of 53.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 2910/30/2010

Here's one example. Her eyebrows are scary high.%0D %0D *********She's had those frightening brows since her first day on ALLEY MCBEAL and they still look bad.

by Anonymousreply 3010/30/2010

[quote} Here's one example. Her eyebrows are scary high.%0D %0D She's had those frightening brows since her first day on ALLEY MCBEAL and they still look bad.%0D

by Anonymousreply 3110/30/2010

[quote]Here's one example. Her eyebrows are scary high.%0D %0D She's had those frightening brows since her first day on ALLEY MCBEAL and they still look bad.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3210/30/2010

Her halloween costume made her look young:

by Anonymousreply 3311/01/2013

I think she's turning into Cloris Leachman.

by Anonymousreply 3411/01/2013

I hear she's a heavy smoker. That will age you more than anything.

Also she shouldn't have her hair so short, she doesn't have the ears for it, her ears need be covered under her hair.

She was boyish when younger now is butch.

by Anonymousreply 3511/01/2013

I think she is also too old now to 'get down with the kids' She looked old and embarressing when trying to do the poke the tongue out with Myle Cyrus.

by Anonymousreply 3611/01/2013

R36, I want her to age that way - slightly uncomfortable looking.

She reminds me of a younger David Letterman - not as acidic, yet. If she can continue, it will be great.

by Anonymousreply 3711/01/2013

Ellen isn't wearing Covergirl makeup. Lord knows she hawks the damn stuff on TV!

by Anonymousreply 3811/01/2013

If you want to see old, Kathie Lee Gifford holds the #1 spot on this.

by Anonymousreply 3902/27/2014

r9 Thank you, Miss Swan.

I think ol' Ellen is going through her "Dorian Gray" period. Check the attic.

by Anonymousreply 4002/27/2014

We're so conditioned to seeing Ellen fully made up under flattering lightning that it's a brutal shock to see her without enhancements looking like a normal 50-year-old. I remember seeing Johnny Depp several years ago on Oprah. He appeared to have the complexion of a teenage girl even though he was well into his 40s by then and a longtime smoker!

by Anonymousreply 4102/27/2014

I don't have links to prove it, but I'm quite certain that Ellen had a facelift after her original TV series that she came out on. She suddenly looked much better and it wasn't just better lighting. She looks good for 53.

by Anonymousreply 4202/27/2014
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