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What Does It Feel Like For A Woman To Orgasm?

It has to be different from a man's. For one thing, women can orgasm over and over and over again. Men can only manage it once -- usually. Also, men get to shoot semen, signifying their orgasm. Women don't. So when they orgasm, what does the release feel like? Do you just contract and that's it? Inquiring fag wants to know!

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 12711/27/2013

The angels sing. The earth moves. You reach an entirely new plane of consciousness which is frequently accompanied by surreal visions and speaking in tongues. When the crashing waves of unbearable pleasure finally wind down, your body feels like a dishrag, and you are incapable of anything more than merely falling into a deep and delicious slumber.%0D %0D Alternatively, you look at the ceiling, say "Ohgodohgodohgod" for a while, pant heavily, and wonder if the sale at Bergdorf's is still going on.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 110/23/2010

The only thing I would offer is that the orgasms I experience with penetration are different than those experienced without. Of course women, like men, are capable of having orgasms with and without penetration too.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 310/23/2010

typical DL - men pretending to know about a woman's unique experience.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 510/23/2010

Another thead started to bash women. What a surprise.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 810/23/2010

R7, as a lesbian, it really turns me on when a woman makes some noise. Plus, it helps you know whether you're doing a good job or not. I have wondered just how different a man's orgasm is from a woman's. I imagine it's more intense. It's got to be, because men are so driven to stick their dicks in something. I mean, isn't it a near-constant thought for a lot of guys? I don't know about all women but I've known some who are multi-orgasmic. I can be. One orgasm often seems to build more muscular tension than it relieves. And an orgasm, to me, never feels like the end. I could go on and on most times. Can some guys describe what an orgasm feels like to them? TIA!

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 1110/23/2010

"...although she can make me come quicker by playing with my nipples."%0D %0D That's an extra $20

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 1210/23/2010

It's a near-constant thought for some women, too, especially those of us who are lucky enough to be easily orgasmic. I love sex, can't get enough of it. I can't imagine an average guy being any hornier than I am.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 1310/23/2010

Really? No, I'm not straight, although I have had sex with men.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 1510/23/2010

I'd love to find out, too :/

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 1610/23/2010

She makes the same sounds when she receives a really expensive Christmas gift.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 1710/23/2010

I asked a woman friend in college, back in 1976...(Hi Loren!) She and I played pinball every day at the University Centre. Anyway,Loren said that for her it was like playing a good game of pinball, being one with the machine and lighting all the specials. That was the first orgasm. Subsequent ones were when the specials were lit and you kept hitting the hi points bumpers and collecting specials on just one ball.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 1810/23/2010

like this...

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 1910/23/2010

Woody Allen said something like he didn't understand how women complain about not having the right kind of orgasms, or their orgasms weren't so fulfilling. He said for him, every single orgasm has been right on the money.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 2010/23/2010

How do women even have an orgasm when getting penetrated in the vagina? The clitoris is located at the top end of the vagina and doesn't even come close to the penis as it pumps back and forth.%0D %0D Are vaginal orgasms possible? And does the clitoris need to be manually or orally stimulated in order to have a clitoral orgasm?

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 2110/23/2010

r7, you must be circumcised. Uncircumcised men sound and act just like women during orgasm because it's more intense.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 2210/23/2010

Like Woody Allen is any kind of authority on anything female. All female orgasms are not the same. Some are "duds". The only way I can explain it is that the good ones leave you feeling satisfied, while the dud ones do not.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 2310/23/2010

R23, can't you read? No one suggested Woody Allen was an expert on females. Your statement that some female orgasms are "duds" agrees exactly with what he was saying. That male orgasms always hit the mark was the point he (and I) was making. Idiot.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 2410/23/2010

Tarquin are you male or female?

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 2510/23/2010

The quote attributed to Woody Allen is actually a line from his movie "Manhattan", spoken by his character Isaac Davis.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 2610/23/2010

I'm male. And no expert about female sexual response. What's your point?

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 2710/23/2010

Looks like Tarquin's on the rag again!

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 2810/23/2010

Male orgasms might not vary as much as females but they do vary, Tarquin.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 2910/23/2010

Yes, I get that impression.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 3010/23/2010

[quote]That male orgasms always hit the mark was the point he (and I) was making.

Yes, but it's not a valid one. Men are capable of having lousy orgasms - they don't always "hit the point."

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 3110/23/2010

Tarquin, you totally garbled the quote, so it didn't particularly make sense. You don't have ro be so nasty and what are you doing on a thread about female orgasms, anyway?%0D %0D You are one of the reason people hate the "authenticateds". Most of them are bloviating know it alls that think everyone has to know that their gems of wisdom came from them, even though we really have no fucking idea who you are any way.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 3210/23/2010

I imagine for women, an orgasm is emotions and poetry. For men, it's more like electroshock therapy.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 3310/23/2010

From what I know, the female orgasm is way more intense than the male.%0D When I climax, I normally have multiples. 7 on average. I make noise, sometimes dribble (gross i know)On about the third one i start to feel fluid come out and a release of sorts. By this point I am exhausted and fall asleep, but wake up feeling lighter as though my tubes have just been cleaned. I love orgasms!!

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 3510/23/2010

r21, we've also got something called a g-spot, which could be described as kind of the female version of a prostate. So just like some guys can come from penetration, women can as well.

For some women it can only be achieved with one or the other, and then others can come from both or either.

For me, an orgasm feels like all my senses just spinning and surging up to a point and then bursting through my whole body. When I really get going, I basically can't stop making noise and my girlfriend and I used to have a running joke about having to keep something to muffle the sound when we lived in an apartment. It's basically involuntary, but in a good way.

My girlfriend is more multi-orgasmic than I am, and really I only stop when she can't feel her legs anymore or her toes curl to the point of being painful (I've actually had to massage her feet to get them uncurled several times). I can even have a minor orgasm just from getting her off really well, which is to say a really nice burst of sensation like a big orgasm, only on a smaller scale but usually still satisfying.

Under the right circumstances, I can come from just about any real sexual stimulation, though. If I'm really into it enough, it's all just about a buildup of sensation that floods through your body.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 3710/23/2010

R32, I wasn't even making a comment about female orgasms. I was just making the point (and giving credit where it was due) that they must not be the same as male orgasms, because male orgasms aren't all over the map. They're always pretty much the same thing and pretty, pretty good.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 3810/23/2010

R12- I love you!

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 3910/23/2010

[quote]You are one of the reason people hate the "authenticateds". Most of them are bloviating know it alls that think everyone has to know that their gems of wisdom came from them, even though we really have no fucking idea who you are any way.%0D %0D I feel exactly the same way about the authenticateds.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 4010/23/2010

45 fag who wishes he had a pussy

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 4610/23/2010

The only orgasm I can have while being penetrated is when I'm on top riding. That is a completely different orgasm than someone licking my clit. A clitorial orgasm for me only lasts for a few seconds while a g-spot orgasm seems to come in waves. Both are wonderful but the latter has a much more satisifying and longer lasting affect.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 4710/23/2010

So, MHB, you couldn't get her to cum huh? Is that why you're gay now?

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 4810/23/2010

It feels really, really good! And if you're hale and hearty you can go for fucking hours!

I imagine it feels pretty much the same as a guy, especially one who has been edging his orgasm for like 20 or so years.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 5010/23/2010

I can have a clitoral and g-spot orgasm at the same time

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 5110/23/2010

[quote]The clitoris is located at the top end of the vagina and doesn't even come close to the penis

Not really, the clit part that we see is just the head part, like the glans of the penis. The actual clitoris surrounds the entire vaginal area and is shaped like some kind of Klingon warship. Behold!

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 5210/23/2010

It's truly an irony that MHB hates women so much, but spends all its time thinking and talking about women. He's a gay man, but there is no indication that he thinks about dick at all, only pussy. It's also clear that its "PHD" is obviously not in biology.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 5310/23/2010

I'm not sure how to describe it OP. Why don't you describe it for a man and we can tell you if it's different.

It's probably pretty similar. I've never had the urge to scream like the porn actresses. I think that's usually an act, it's what they're getting paid for after all. For me it's just a really satisfying release. You can definitely tell it's an orgasm, because someone licking/sucking your clit feels good, then great for several minutes, then there's a definite OMG moment lasting a few seconds. It usually puts me to sleep almost immediately for some reason.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 5410/23/2010

It should be clear that MHB represents that small percentage of gay men who really *do* want to be women.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 5510/23/2010

I enjoy being a girl!

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 5610/23/2010

This doesn't answer the OP's question but in a related note contrasting sex between genders, %0D Think about a Qtip cleaning your ear. Which feels better, the Qtip or your ear?

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 5710/23/2010

[quote]Which feels better, the Qtip or your ear?

Actually it makes my eyes feel better for some reason

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 5810/23/2010

[quote]It should be clear that MHB represents that small percentage of gay men who really *do* want to be women.

I felt actual guilt when the troll-dar feature came into being. I don't know many gay men in real life, and based on DL, I was starting to picture them all as creepy woman-haters. Then troll-dar made me realize 80% of the posts were from MHB.

Gotta admire his dedication to trolling however, and marvel that we still respond.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 5910/23/2010

"The most basic physical disparities between the male and the female orgasm are the most conspicuous. Typical male orgasm lasts no more than a couple of seconds, while in women, climaxes of up to a minute are known. But the difference in time taken to reach orgasm is even more significant. "For perhaps three-quarters of all males, orgasm is reached within two minutes after the initiation of the sexual relation," observed Kinsey in his 1948 sexological debut, Sexual Behaviour in the Human Male. %0D %0D Men, moreover, are virtually assured orgasmic climaxes, but more often than not, the male mechanism is far too swift and efficient to give a female partner even a slender chance of a "classic", penetration-induced orgasm. As a result of the clitoris being sited in the wrong place to be adequately stimulated by straight reproductive intercourse, orgasm for women is nearly always produced by a masturbatory mechanism. But as if to compensate for this rather unfair-seeming physical mismatch,nature has intriguingly made the female orgasm produced by masturbation far and away the more intense. %0D %0D It is in the arena of the emotions that the gap between male and female orgasmic expectations and feelings widens still further. Whether this was the case for our preliterate ancestors is a matter for conjecture, but the evidence from surviving primitive tribes suggests that there has always been such a gulf. Generally, human males tend to have a high interest in orgasm, placing less importance on relationships, coupling, security and monogamy, while females tend to prioritise relationships, coupling, security and monogamy over mechanical orgasmic satisfaction per se." %0D %0D

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 6010/23/2010

I tend to cum quicker from tribbing

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 6110/23/2010

Why does everybody always bring up that tired Kinsey study?%0D %0D Men can train themselves to hold out for more than a couple of minutes. Also, you can engage in oral and manual stimulation before intercourse which can make a woman ready to come shortly after penetration.%0D %0D I can never understand why some of the gay men here are so happy to take pleasure in the thought that women, even lesbians, don't derive any satisfaction from sex. I would think it would be a moot point for them. Seems very mean spirited.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 6210/23/2010

I wish I could tell you.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 6310/23/2010

It feels like this is happening just inside your taint, rippling out to your limbs and up to your head.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 6410/23/2010

To dreammm... the impossible dreammm....

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 6510/23/2010

As much as I couldn't stand them, I have the feeling the Bushes (Jr edition) probably have a good old time in bed. They both like to party for sure.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 6610/23/2010

Here's Cheryl's va-jay-jay.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 6710/23/2010

Somebody asks a perfectly interesting question and the woman-haters have to ruin the thread. Get some therapy, seriously.%0D %0D Male orgasms are not always the same. sometimes they're very intense, sometimes less so. There's a range, just like for women. %0D %0D Having had sex with women (I'm a gay man but, you know), I wonder why men assume that women don't ever ejaculate. I had a girlfriend, when I was younger, who'd cum so much, she had to cover the mattress with plastic. Female ejaculate is sweet...it tastes sugary. I always assumed that this is where songs like "sugar walls" came from. She didn't always ejaculate, but she said if her orgasm was super intense she'd ejaculate. I love cock, but I wish male cum tasted like female cum.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 6810/23/2010

It feels good.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 6910/23/2010

LOL@R12.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 7110/24/2010

You're oh so clever, r72.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 7310/24/2010

It feels like farting out of your front side.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 7410/24/2010

R72 has been posting his messages periodically since around 6PM. I picture him stirring occasionally from a drunken stupor to take to his keyboard.%0D %0D What's the matter R72? Got a mean lady boss? Mad at your mommy?%0D %0D I can't help wondering if it's MHB posting from a different computer.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 7510/24/2010

Nancy Kwan was so lovely in that movie.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 7710/24/2010

[quote]I picture him stirring occasionally from a drunken stupor to take to his keyboard. LOL. I don't think it would be a stretch to suggest that he is also wearing an unclean bathrobe.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 7810/24/2010

Yawn, R76. Why don't you add a pill chaser to whatever is in that bottle you are almost to the bottom of?

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 7910/24/2010

Depends.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 8010/24/2010

To R49 (no orgasm in the animal kingdom): how do you know? And what about fish? Actual fish, I mean? The female squirts out eggs in response to stimulation from the male, so she must have an ejaculatory orgasm. Could the mechanism for orgasm have persisted in females ever since?

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 8210/24/2010

Why try to argue with people who are pig-ignorant about human physiology in general and female physiology in particular?

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 8310/24/2010

This is the reason that some women like anal sex. It is possible to have a really strong combined clitoral-vaginal orgasm when penetrated anally. That has been the best for me. I can orgasm vaginally when penetrated, but it feels like I'm being held back in some way.

I also have just clitoral orgasms at times as well. Those are primarily from masturbation. That diagram R52 shared explains why I can have orgasms in other areas around the vagina. I never understood that one before.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 8410/24/2010

A woman's orgasm has been described to me as gentle contractions that come in soft waves at first, and then intensify in duration and interval until a peak, then decrease again in intensity, with shorter duration and longer intervals..... sounds exhausting. I know for me (a man) they can vary in "quality" - depending on how longs it's been since I last came, if I'm alone then it also depends on how "good" the fantasy is, and with a partner, it depends on who, what, why and when I guess. Recently I had no play for over a week (a record for me) and when I finally had sex I could not believe the intensity - I was actually sore and tired and could still feel like a "drained tube" to quote someone here the next day - I've decided orgasms are a very good thing

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 8510/24/2010

I'm a woman and I can only speak from experience. My orgasms can vary in intensity (depending on me "rushing" things or not), the longer I delay an orgasm, the better. It becomes explosive!%0D Orgasming is a whole body experience with contractions in my ass, my feet and my jaws. It's like waves increasing and decreasing. When I have multiple orgasms (self-induced, rarely with a partner) I find that the second orgasm is the most intense, the third being already weaker. Multiple orgasms happen within about 20 seconds of each other. If I wait longer, I have to start the whole process again, lol!%0D %0D Never had more than four orgasms in a row.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 8610/24/2010

I'm a woman and I can identify most with R85. The longer I go w/o an orgasm the stronger and more intense they are. If I had one earlier in the day, sometimes I can't quite "get there" later on. I don't understand women who are multi. I've never had that experience. I'm more like a guy in that once I get off, I'm done and want to sleep. %0D %0D Edging also makes orgasms stronger but I'm not very good at it. I don't have a lot of control in stopping an orgasm once I get past a certain point and it's on it's way.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 8810/24/2010

R87 it seemes that contrary to men, a woman'full bladder enhances the pleasure of an orgasm.%0D And no, she doesn't pee when orgasming. Unless she's an old incontinent lady, I suppose.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 8910/24/2010

Got any porn of lesbian orgasms?

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 9010/24/2010

Silly OP, women don't have orgasms.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 9110/24/2010

Male here. Can be multi-orgasmic if I want to if in the right mood when masturbating: ejaculating only on the first one, but surfing to the second about half a minute later, and then a third. Never gone beyond that although I could have, but it's too exhausting. It feels like being on the top of a wave, and then you just surf to the next, allowing your body to take you along.

I was surprised when I discovered I could do it. But it's like drugs for me. An interesting experience, but not one I wish to repeat. The exhaustion factor for me outweighs the pleasure.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 9210/24/2010

(((orgasm)))

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 9310/24/2010

r90, the best female orgasm on video, IMHO, is the one of a czech porn star named nella or nelly after a fisting outside by the pool. The girl doing the fisting was some blonde Eastern European woman with those stupid little white lady corn rows in clips.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 9410/25/2010

That bitch had an orgasm by riding his balls.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 9510/25/2010

R10=gay man. Try again, hun.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 9610/25/2010

Orgasms are great of course, but I just like one big GOOD one and have never been all that concerned about having multi orgasms, but good for those folks who can manage them.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 9810/25/2010

wtf is wrong with MHB?

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 9910/25/2010

?

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 10010/25/2010

Am I the only woman who thinks that female orgasms are a myth? I wish they were true, but I get the impression that it's more of a plecebo effect like thing, and woman aren't really capable of, but more pretend to. I hope that I'm wrong.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 10110/25/2010

"Bev", have you lost your mind?

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 10210/25/2010

"Bev" you are either a man or the stupidest poster ever, and that's saying alot.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 10310/25/2010

[quote]That bitch had an orgasm by riding his balls.

Yes, that was quite odd.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 10410/25/2010

You're saying the wave of intense pleasure and contractions in the uterus/pelvic area is just a "placebo effect like thing" Bev? Women who have one are just pretending?%0D %0D Well...I'm speechless. It sure feels like an orgasm to me.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 10510/25/2010

There have been scientific studies done on women's orgasms, so if you don't want to believe some posters on a message board "Bev" maybe you could look into them.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 10610/25/2010

"Bev" once posted here claiming that she accidentally shit herself once and then went into a movie theater and sat through the whole thing with her friends without ever considering going to the bathroom. As fake threads go, it was pretty dumb.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 10710/25/2010

It feels like you have died and gone to heaven.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 10810/25/2010

[italic]"Bev" once posted here claiming that she accidentally shit herself once and then went into a movie theater and sat through the whole thing with her friends without ever considering going to the bathroom. As fake threads go, it was pretty dumb.[/italic]

Lulz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 10910/25/2010

Was Bev being serious? Maybe she was born without a clit...or no one ever touched it?

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 11010/25/2010

No one ever touched it? Was she born without hands too?

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 11110/25/2010

"Why do women scream so much and make such animal sounds leading up to their orgasm then all hell breaks loose?"

They don't. Porn is not based on reality when it comes to females, silly.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 11210/25/2010

No need to be rude. I just have never had one and neither has my mother or my two sisters, the only woman I've known who've had them are co-workers and I suspected they were lying just to make me feel stupid.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 11310/25/2010

Well, you are stupid, dearie.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 11410/25/2010

Jeez, that's pretty sad that none of the females in your family has been able to have orgasms.

Sometimes my orgasms are so intense, I feel like I'm going to have an aneurysm. Multi (I call them "rolling") are great, but at some point it's too exhausting.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 11510/25/2010

"Bev" is somebody's character. Talk to it long enough and you'll see. (It won't really be worth it, though.)

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 11610/25/2010

Yeah, we know R116. I'm just wondering what old queen thought to use the name Bev, a name that hasn't been popular since Eisenhower era.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 11710/25/2010

Probably an old Aussie queen...

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 11810/26/2010

"Bev" you are an idiot! Start caressing your clit (if you have one!) and you'll soon know what an orgasm is!

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 11910/26/2010

A VIOLATION!!!%0D %0D THAT's what it FEELS LIKE!!!

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 12010/26/2010

It might help to use the new Trojan TriPhoria.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 12110/28/2010

To me an orgasm is like a drug. My heart pounds fast, i get this huge deep chill like feeling that runs throughout my body. Afterwards im soo relaxed, i dont want to move, most of the time i cant even open my eyes. Im a screamer and a moaner. Couple of times i had to be quite and the orgasm wasnt as intense

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 12208/07/2012

R18 - omg that's exactly what it was like!! Lots of light, like mini fireworks. Just the first one though... After that not so much. I compare mine to a sneeze, minus the good feelings. The buildup, anticipation and release. Yep.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 12308/07/2012

Im a male: its not all about reaching an orgasm but rather enjoying it by approaching it slowly. This is achieved by communicating with your partner when u ar almost getting to the point of no return and then u slow it down or even briefly stop. If you do this four or five times I bet you...

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 12411/11/2012

(R107) Your name is not Bev, it's Frigid Bridget, sister. Now, go buy yourself a little electric friend and have a party for two. Then... when you come down off the ceiling, we'll talk.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 12511/11/2012

For a Guy! I'm a guy and orgasms are Life WTF where is it it's like a tiny little twinge and then BANG SPLAT feels lie say running your finger up and slightly tickling sensitive side of your foot for about half a second If anything WAY WAY weaker then anything a woman gets at least 10 to 50 times weaker Our sex drive is ridiculously high though also If I eat fish I become what is known by females as ANORGASMIC meaning I feel a Click then I blow my load the click feeling in my dick feels like put two fingernails and make them catch and do that slight clicking sound and being I guy that had a circumcision (male gental Multilation) doesn't help it Kills a guys dick Imagine getting you clitoral Hood cut Off completely without anaesthetic or anything and clothing for a guy feels like imagine having Course sandpaper dragged across you your Labia and Clitoris Fun anyone!. So when you see a man who has been Circumcised and he has that strange texture on his glans you'll understand hid DICK head is being shredded daily by his clothing even felt and cotton garments do it too. Men get the SHITTIEST END OF THE STICK!

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 12611/23/2013

Irish Lassie, that is the funniest ive heard besides lingling's comment about an extra 20 bucks for titty rubs hahahah

Female orgasm is the shiznat.

by Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!reply 12711/27/2013
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