Are you afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive?

I worry that you're quite mad, Op.

I don't have any friends, so I don't have to worry. My faith in my frieds is NOT my weakness.%0D %0D

Bugs.

Still being in the same fucking group with the same c*** of a supervisor. %0D %0D

I look like a fucking squid.

WE CANNOT REPEL FLAVOR OF THIS MAGNITUDE!

Jennifer Lopez. Patty Hearst. Same person.

This thread makes no sense. I must be drunk again.

It's all about Epton.%0D

The deflector shields are only operational in two thirds of the bathroom to avoid spume. Oh, and nearest the stove. And on the new duvet, but only because one of the cats vomits on new duvets.

In fact, the true issue would be what tiered friendship model would endanger those deflector shields at this point in my life and would I be people pleasing to alert others of these naturally occurring shields.

I can feel the hate swelling underneath my robe. Cum, and be my young apprentice!

Deflector shield? We don't need no deflector shield. I don't have to show you any stinking deflector shield.

Oh, I assure you...your rebel friends will be dealt with soon enough.

Arrived, my friends have not. Bastards, they are. Forever sleep, I must.

[quote]If you do have greater worries than deflector shield viability, what are they?

Your hands are dirty.

Admiral Ackbar! Where have you been?

You prefer another target? A MILITARY target?

...then NAME THE SYSTEM!

The deflector array is operational, as are the targeted attractant beams and the torpor suppressant fogger. I also have put out extra guest towels and some lube in the night stand drawer in case the attractant beam is utilized but the target is for some reason not pre-lubed, or his luber delivery system is clogged and he has to turn to the host back-up. When they're that young, though, having the metabots do a quick prep to remove the odd Snicker crumbs usually is needed, so the pre-lube is moot.

I'm deeply worried about Alderon. Something just isn't right.

Does anyone know of any good bars on Coruscant, for a downlow Jedi?

I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.

I can't worry about the deflector shield right now! My damn transporter is acting up and I'm too drunk to drive!

Chancellor Palpatine: Anakin, I can feel your yearning. It gives you focus, makes you harder! If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic, narrow view of the prissy protocol droids. Thus, I introduce you to your guide to the subtleties of the gay life of Coruscant. This is my apprentice, Darth Gaul. Darth Gaul, introduce yourself to Master Jedi Anakin Skywalker.

Darth Gaul: Meesa bustin with happiness seeing yous again, Ani! Meesa take you to da besta bar on da planet for soma reverse power flux coupling and dellow fellagation! Sinsa yousa worried about being on da down low, meesa introduce you to da besta bearda dis sidah da Outer Rim (notta dat sort of rim, Ani!) Her namah issa Senatah Bilson from da Corellia system.

Anakin: I have a baaaad feeling about this.

Chancellor Palpatine: Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen! (cackle)

i hate when the field is down. pee every where.

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!

LOL R7

Who's your Jedi now, bitch?

I fuck nerfs when no one is watching.

Figi's is offering a free deflector shield with purchase of a Nuts To Yule gift pack.

we don't have bear clubs on this moon, but we do have chewbacca & some verrry friendly ewoks. why won't those damn ewoks stop humping my tentacles?

Master Thread, you survived.

Admiral Akbar, would you like some deep-fried calamari?

Rise, my thread.

Young fool...

Your hate has made you powerful!

I suggest a new strategy. Let the wookiee win.

"These are not the caftans you're looking for."

Wipe their asses - all of them.

Datalounge: you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

I could have all of you EJECTED into SPACE!!!

The odds of successfully surviving an attack on Darth Madge's Imperial Song Destroyer are approximately 725 to 1 master.

I'd love to kiss you. But i've just washed my hair.

The deflector shield is no match for the modulated heating of the auroral electrojet

Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand.

You would prefer another target, a military target? Then name the system!

Save me, Obi-Wan Kenobi!

Lupita Nyong'o's shield is fierce.

I don't like sand.

I can feel it swelling! I can feel it swelling!!!!

Do you have any greater fears now than deflector shield functionality?

MY deflector shield is always in place and fully operational, I assure you.

Luke... I'm your daddy.

Say it, Luke! I'm your daddy. I'm your daddy!!!!

Oh yeah, baby, say it.... I'm your DADDDDDDYYY!!! UNNNHHHHH!!!!!!!

I believe in time and linear object permanence.

Dear diary,

I’m supposed to be at this funeral, mourning some ambassador bitch that got choked out by her crazy ass husband.

Instead, R18 made me inappropriately laugh in front of these fat people who smell like a swamp. FML.

I find this thread oddly intriguing. Tell me more.

Take your meds, hon.