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Are you afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive?

Or do you have greater worries right now? If you do have greater worries than deflector shield viability, what are they?

by Anonymousreply 5307/18/2017

I worry that you're quite mad, Op.

by Anonymousreply 110/14/2010

I don't have any friends, so I don't have to worry. My faith in my frieds is NOT my weakness.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 210/14/2010


by Anonymousreply 310/14/2010

Still being in the same fucking group with the same c*** of a supervisor. %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 410/14/2010

I look like a fucking squid.

by Anonymousreply 510/14/2010


by Anonymousreply 610/14/2010

Jennifer Lopez. Patty Hearst. Same person.

by Anonymousreply 710/14/2010

This thread makes no sense. I must be drunk again.

by Anonymousreply 810/14/2010

It's all about Epton.%0D

by Anonymousreply 910/14/2010

The deflector shields are only operational in two thirds of the bathroom to avoid spume. Oh, and nearest the stove. And on the new duvet, but only because one of the cats vomits on new duvets.

In fact, the true issue would be what tiered friendship model would endanger those deflector shields at this point in my life and would I be people pleasing to alert others of these naturally occurring shields.

by Anonymousreply 1010/14/2010

I can feel the hate swelling underneath my robe. Cum, and be my young apprentice!

by Anonymousreply 1110/15/2010

Deflector shield? We don't need no deflector shield. I don't have to show you any stinking deflector shield.

by Anonymousreply 1210/15/2010

Oh, I assure you...your rebel friends will be dealt with soon enough.

by Anonymousreply 1310/15/2010

Arrived, my friends have not. Bastards, they are. Forever sleep, I must.

by Anonymousreply 1410/15/2010

[quote]If you do have greater worries than deflector shield viability, what are they?

Your hands are dirty.

by Anonymousreply 1510/15/2010

Admiral Ackbar! Where have you been?

by Anonymousreply 1610/15/2010

You prefer another target? A MILITARY target?

by Anonymousreply 1710/15/2010


by Anonymousreply 1810/15/2010

The deflector array is operational, as are the targeted attractant beams and the torpor suppressant fogger. I also have put out extra guest towels and some lube in the night stand drawer in case the attractant beam is utilized but the target is for some reason not pre-lubed, or his luber delivery system is clogged and he has to turn to the host back-up. When they're that young, though, having the metabots do a quick prep to remove the odd Snicker crumbs usually is needed, so the pre-lube is moot.

by Anonymousreply 1910/15/2010

I'm deeply worried about Alderon. Something just isn't right.

by Anonymousreply 2010/15/2010

Does anyone know of any good bars on Coruscant, for a downlow Jedi?

by Anonymousreply 2110/15/2010

I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.

by Anonymousreply 2210/15/2010

I can't worry about the deflector shield right now! My damn transporter is acting up and I'm too drunk to drive!

by Anonymousreply 2310/15/2010

Chancellor Palpatine: Anakin, I can feel your yearning. It gives you focus, makes you harder! If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic, narrow view of the prissy protocol droids. Thus, I introduce you to your guide to the subtleties of the gay life of Coruscant. This is my apprentice, Darth Gaul. Darth Gaul, introduce yourself to Master Jedi Anakin Skywalker.

Darth Gaul: Meesa bustin with happiness seeing yous again, Ani! Meesa take you to da besta bar on da planet for soma reverse power flux coupling and dellow fellagation! Sinsa yousa worried about being on da down low, meesa introduce you to da besta bearda dis sidah da Outer Rim (notta dat sort of rim, Ani!) Her namah issa Senatah Bilson from da Corellia system.

Anakin: I have a baaaad feeling about this.

Chancellor Palpatine: Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen! (cackle)

by Anonymousreply 2410/15/2010

i hate when the field is down. pee every where.

by Anonymousreply 2510/15/2010

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2610/15/2010


by Anonymousreply 2710/15/2010

Who's your Jedi now, bitch?

by Anonymousreply 2810/15/2010

I fuck nerfs when no one is watching.

by Anonymousreply 2910/16/2010

Figi's is offering a free deflector shield with purchase of a Nuts To Yule gift pack.

by Anonymousreply 3010/17/2010

we don't have bear clubs on this moon, but we do have chewbacca & some verrry friendly ewoks. why won't those damn ewoks stop humping my tentacles?

by Anonymousreply 3110/17/2010

Master Thread, you survived.

by Anonymousreply 3204/12/2011

Admiral Akbar, would you like some deep-fried calamari?

by Anonymousreply 3304/13/2011

Rise, my thread.

by Anonymousreply 3404/19/2011

Young fool...

by Anonymousreply 3504/19/2011

Your hate has made you powerful!

by Anonymousreply 3605/13/2011

I suggest a new strategy. Let the wookiee win.

by Anonymousreply 3705/14/2011

"These are not the caftans you're looking for."

by Anonymousreply 3805/14/2011

Wipe their asses - all of them.

by Anonymousreply 3902/28/2012

Datalounge: you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by Anonymousreply 4002/28/2012

I could have all of you EJECTED into SPACE!!!

by Anonymousreply 4102/28/2012

The odds of successfully surviving an attack on Darth Madge's Imperial Song Destroyer are approximately 725 to 1 master.

by Anonymousreply 4202/28/2012

I'd love to kiss you. But i've just washed my hair.

by Anonymousreply 4302/28/2012

The deflector shield is no match for the modulated heating of the auroral electrojet

by Anonymousreply 4402/28/2012

Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand.

by Anonymousreply 4509/16/2012

You would prefer another target, a military target? Then name the system!

by Anonymousreply 4603/07/2013

Save me, Obi-Wan Kenobi!

by Anonymousreply 4709/12/2013

Lupita Nyong'o's shield is fierce.

by Anonymousreply 4806/04/2014

I don't like sand.

by Anonymousreply 4906/13/2017

I can feel it swelling! I can feel it swelling!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5006/13/2017

Do you have any greater fears now than deflector shield functionality?

by Anonymousreply 5107/18/2017

MY deflector shield is always in place and fully operational, I assure you.

by Anonymousreply 5207/18/2017

Luke... I'm your daddy.

Say it, Luke! I'm your daddy. I'm your daddy!!!!

Oh yeah, baby, say it.... I'm your DADDDDDDYYY!!! UNNNHHHHH!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5307/18/2017
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