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What does it feel like to get fucked in the ass for the first time?

It'll be happening to me this weekend. My bf of three months and I are going to a B&B in the Berkshires to consummate our relationship. I'm 23 and have never topped or bottomed before. I'll be bottoming this weekend. We decided that at my age it was time to give up my virginity. I'm crazy in love with him, so this is a natual progression. He's got a very large penis. We've done tons of oral, and I've had trouble getting my mouth around it it's so thick. I'm worried about it hurting like hell when he penetrates me. I'll be all douched and lubed up to accept him, but I'm scared it'll just be too much. I'm not THAT tight. I use rather large dildos regularly, so although it's not the Holland Tunnel back there LOL, it's wide enough. I hope! Should I expect a lot of pain during and after the "event." What was your first time like?

by Anonymousreply 17306/06/2015

I nearly bled to death.%0D %0D You in danger girl!

by Anonymousreply 910/13/2010

M A R Y!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1010/13/2010

Read your own post, OP, and you'll have your answer.

by Anonymousreply 1110/13/2010

[QUOTE]lubed up to accept him[/QUOTE] Mary.

by Anonymousreply 1210/13/2010

Like taking a shit in reverse.%0D %0D Now your turn: what's it like to be a fucking moron?

by Anonymousreply 1310/13/2010

OP= straight guy with no friends and no life

by Anonymousreply 1410/13/2010

Moi aussi, j'ai detecte l'EST.

by Anonymousreply 1510/13/2010

There was a long thread on about this. Why don't you go over there and do a search for it?

by Anonymousreply 1710/13/2010


by Anonymousreply 1810/15/2010

[quote]to consummate our relationship[/quote] Isn't Virginia Woolf dead?

by Anonymousreply 1910/15/2010

"we decided"? Can you not make decisions about your own body by yourself?

by Anonymousreply 2010/15/2010

It feels like you're shitting out the most enoumous EVER. %0D %0D And then it doesn't and then it does and then it doesn't and then it does...

by Anonymousreply 2110/15/2010

Oh, God, I mean shitting out the most enormous turd ever.%0D %0D But I ususally do...

by Anonymousreply 2210/15/2010

OP, you can expect a loud POP sound, much like when you open a jar of vacuum-packed nuts.

by Anonymousreply 2310/15/2010

I love you, R23.

by Anonymousreply 2410/15/2010

This thread is useless without pictures.

by Anonymousreply 2510/15/2010

Dear child...%0D %0D Close your eyes. And think of the good of the empire!

by Anonymousreply 2610/15/2010

[quote]What does it feel like to get fucked in the ass for the first time?%0D %0D I found out after I voted for Obama and he had a gay bashing preacher lead his inauguration. I didn't like it.

by Anonymousreply 2710/15/2010

[quote]. My bf of three months and I are going to a B&B in the Berkshires to consummate our relationship Why don't you ruin your own bed instead of an old couple's making a living running a B&B?

by Anonymousreply 2810/15/2010

OP, we're not your j/o source.

by Anonymousreply 2910/15/2010

I just HATE when people use the word "fucked" to describe sexual intercourse. If you're planning to lose your virginity to a lover, you don't call it being "fucked," it SHOULD be called "making love" or something to that effect. What is the world coming to?

by Anonymousreply 3010/15/2010

bring black sheets.

by Anonymousreply 3110/15/2010

Reruns again?

by Anonymousreply 3210/15/2010

R30, they are going to consummate their love.

by Anonymousreply 3310/15/2010

R30 = hippie dyke

by Anonymousreply 3410/15/2010

OP is such a little troll, it's not even funny. He probably already has a prolapsed anus.

by Anonymousreply 3510/15/2010

OP, why do you think it will hurt worse than those giant dildos you've been using? You ain't no virgin.

by Anonymousreply 3610/15/2010

I am not OP but I have a serious question.%0D %0D I have seen in some videos where the guy's hole just opens up huge like a tunnel to an amusment ride at Disney.%0D %0D I saw one guy push billiard balls out of his anus!%0D %0D Is it from lots of hole play that makes the hole able to do such tricks or are some folks just born with wide holes?%0D %0D Frankly it grosses me out

by Anonymousreply 3710/15/2010

IIRC, the original thread had some pretty funny posts.

by Anonymousreply 3810/15/2010

Trolls have tiny sphincters.

by Anonymousreply 3910/15/2010

"good or bad, happy or sad..."%0D %0D but if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.%0D %0D the first time it feels good, it feels FUCKING AMAZING!!!!

by Anonymousreply 4010/15/2010

Make sure you do it bareback or it doesn't count.

by Anonymousreply 4110/15/2010

Didn't we do this exact thread 2 years ago?

by Anonymousreply 4210/15/2010

Well i remember back in the day when I first did the deed; it was the first time I channeled Maria Callas. I know I hit high notes that must have startled those walking by Lincoln Center's Met. We were in one of the Lincoln Center apartments. To say I was ecstatic would be very modest. I know Rudolph Bing always smiled at me thereafter well into his 90's.

by Anonymousreply 4310/15/2010

So if a gay guy has never been penetrated, is he a virgin?

by Anonymousreply 4410/15/2010

OP = Eric the Midget

by Anonymousreply 4510/15/2010

Familiarize yourself with the concept of a "top", r44.

by Anonymousreply 4610/15/2010

We'll be departing shortly, as soon as my bf gets home from work. He took a 1/2 day, while I took the entire day off. We nearly "consummated" our love last night. We were talking aboutt the trip and of my being pentrated for the first time. Well just talking about it got us all horned up, and one thing led to another. We refrained from anal. We did some quick oral...I blew him as he fingered the outside of my hole.%0D %0D %0D Oh this is going to be some trip. I'm apprehensive about the pain, but can't wait for the pleasure. And knowing it's with him makes me more comfortable. The man I love. The man who loves me. I have a feeling that once I try it, it'll become addictive and I'll never want to go one day without it.

by Anonymousreply 4710/15/2010

Oh, OP. Damn.%0D %0D You lost MAJOR points with your follow-up at R47. Too forced, not believable, not funny.%0D %0D Game over.

by Anonymousreply 4810/15/2010

Any guy who hasn't thrown his legs up in gay submission is a gay hinny-virgin, not to be confused with the christmas virgin or the off spring of a female donkey, of course.

by Anonymousreply 4910/15/2010

R49 I love that post. It all sounds like something made of chocolate that you could buy from Swiss Colony, next to the Merry Christmouse and the three orphan raccoons in a log made of chocolate.

by Anonymousreply 5010/15/2010

Le sigh.

by Anonymousreply 5110/15/2010

r47 is not OP.

by Anonymousreply 5210/15/2010

It's different from getting fucked in the finger.

by Anonymousreply 5310/15/2010

Well, we're here. Weather is ghastly and ride up was exhausting, but the B&B is quite nice. The proprietors seem warm and friendly. There was hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks waiting for us in our room. They were yummy. The whole place is very atmospheric. %0D %0D %0D We're due downstairs for dinner shortly. I just know the other diners will be staring at me, knowing what my bf is planning on doing to me a short while later. When they look at me, all they'll probably be able to see are two legs spread eagle and taped to the ceiling. I'm sure it'll be all over my face. I'm too much!

by Anonymousreply 5410/15/2010

Didn't we do you before OP?

by Anonymousreply 5510/15/2010

Have fun op, but as a gay guy who hates anal, be prepared for a shitload (no pun intended) of pain.

by Anonymousreply 5610/15/2010

Yes, we did r55. The original thread was pretty funny.

Sorry OP, you really have to up your game. Personally, I think the new Phylicia Rashad thread has the potential for seriously funny mental illness.

by Anonymousreply 5710/15/2010

"It'll be happening to me this weekend." Take my advice and don't do it. The ass is not designed to be fucked and all it does is damage it. That's why I don't do anal.

by Anonymousreply 5810/15/2010

As I remember, the original thread had some very funny posts from the perspective of the B&B owners and the other guests.

by Anonymousreply 5910/15/2010

[quote]Didn't we do this exact thread 2 years ago?

More like every six months for the entire eight years I've been on DL.

OP, as if the overly florid language you deployed weren't a big enough clue that you're trolling, there's this tidbit:

[quote]I use rather large dildos regularly

Why on earth would you be so worried about getting fucked if you self-penetrate with "large dildos" all the time? You already know how to relax your sphincter, which is the toughest part for true virgins (by that I mean never inserted any object into their holes) to get past.

by Anonymousreply 6010/15/2010

Be prepared for living with Depends for the REST of your life - if the anal does not kill you first. You might do better with surprise anal though - I suspect all of the preparations you are doing leading up to the blessed event will just going to tighten you up in anticipation.

by Anonymousreply 6110/15/2010

It hurts like fucking hell trust me, and it doesn't get any better no matter how much yr partner might be into it.

by Anonymousreply 6210/15/2010

Well it's over. My boi cherry is officially popped. First he ate out my puss-he to relax my boihole and get it sloppy and wet. He then lubed me up. I was shuddering in anticipation of receiving his manhood for the first time. He did not plunge it in, rather entered me quite slowly, pushing in my gradually. With each half-inch, he looked at me to make sure I was okay. That's all he was concerned about: me. He finally made it all the way in and began thrusting. He gyrated his hips faster and faster. My cries were the twin shrieks of excrutiating pain and intense pleasure. It was an amazing experience, made even better by the fact that he did me raw. We both got tested a few months ago. We're both negative, so no need for any protection. I trust him. He trusts me. End of story. So all in all it was a wonderful experience. I'm sure our neighbors in the B&B got an earful!

by Anonymousreply 6310/15/2010

Oh shut UP.

by Anonymousreply 6410/15/2010

Dear Diary Since I gave my flower to my lover on that fateful night on the 400 count Egyptian cotton sheets he has not returned any of my phone calls. I fear I have been used.

by Anonymousreply 6510/15/2010

[quote]a gay hinny-virgin


by Anonymousreply 6610/16/2010

You should've killed yourself when he put it in you. Sin never dies. Sin never dies! At first, it was all right. You lived sinlessly. You slept in the same bed, but you never did it. And then, that night, you saw him looking down at you that way. You smelled the whiskey on his breath. Then he took you. He took you, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and you liked it. You liked it! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over you.

by Anonymousreply 6710/17/2010

what 23 year old describes his bf has having a "penis" when discussing a sex act?

I think this was written by a woman.

by Anonymousreply 6810/17/2010

"First he ate out my puss-he to relax my boihole and get it sloppy and wet."%0D %0D Do tell.

by Anonymousreply 6910/17/2010

the agony, the ecstasy

by Anonymousreply 7010/17/2010

You immediately shriek "Owwww! STOP!!!!" and then think that you're going to have to immediately go to the emergency room and then you think there is no way you'd do that because you'd be too embarrassed.

by Anonymousreply 7110/17/2010

OP, here's the straight poop. Uh, let me rephrase ...

by Anonymousreply 7210/17/2010

Thanks for the update OP. Now you can go home, write about it in your diary and move on. %0D %0D Make sure you have a good hiding place for the little key so your mom doesn't stumble across it when she's tiding up.

by Anonymousreply 7310/17/2010

[quote]what 23 year old describes his bf has having a "penis" when discussing a sex act?%0D %0D I think you're on to something there. Slash-er trying out her technique, maybe?

by Anonymousreply 7410/17/2010

My frist time was at my house me and my friend we was chilling and I told him I was horny and he said wat did I want to do I said I want to get fucked in my ass he thought I was playin so I took pants off he started kissin me then he bent me over and started to eat my ass really good my ass was really wet then he put is finger in it and his touge in it then I told him to slide it in raw and it went in there it felt real good and then he got deeper and I cam out my dick then he said he was about to cum and he bust all in my ass my was was real wet it felt so good lls

by Anonymousreply 7501/09/2011

I was too young to get fucked in the ass for the first time on January 20, 1981 so it must have been on January 20, 2001.

by Anonymousreply 7601/09/2011

it's like having a dick in your ass

by Anonymousreply 7707/11/2011

i could fuck you in the ass so you know what it feels like

by Anonymousreply 7805/28/2012

Did you shit in his mouth? Then it wasn't love.

by Anonymousreply 7905/28/2012

Please. The OP of this ancient thread has died of old age wearing a diaper by now. No need to pause here. Move along.

by Anonymousreply 8005/28/2012

Realizing that this thread was a year and a half ago is what it must feel like to have a bad trip while getting fucked in the ass for the first time

by Anonymousreply 8105/28/2012

I didn't read the thread but would anyone really go to a B&B to get butt fucked their very first time? Now come on, that's crazy.

by Anonymousreply 8205/28/2012

Like the Jobim classic: "So Nice".

I actually found this site by Googling "I have a huge penis but I want to be fucked in my ass". Which is my issue. Everyone wants to suck my 10" dragon and take it in their ass, but no-one wants to boff my juicy tight booty (I'm a runner).

I did get joy with my first Tgirl/CD encounter. I have adored TG/CD's for 8 years, and I'm really "bi-genderqueer" by extension. She had a constant Viagra hard-on, and she let me suck her and did me in the ass. I LOVED it. Can I have some more?

by Anonymousreply 8307/17/2012

OP here. The first time was the last time. Almost needed a colostomy afterward. Have a new boyfriend now. He's Asian.

by Anonymousreply 8407/17/2012

It feels like a turd got drunk and is carelessly driving up a one way street

by Anonymousreply 8507/17/2012

OP= obvious eldergay

23???? LMAO

by Anonymousreply 8607/17/2012

You're asking the wrong person. I have yet to learn.

by Anonymousreply 8707/17/2012

Two summers ago there was an almost identical thread but the troll was going to a B&B in Wallingford Connecticut to give his beloved his semi-butt cherry.

Sounded EXACTLY like the Mary OP of this thread.

by Anonymousreply 8807/17/2012

Um, R88?

by Anonymousreply 8907/17/2012

It was cold and windy night. I was never quite sure what day it was all calendars were still in reverse order or BC'd. Alls I remember is hanging on to my staff for dear life and listening to those poor jealous sheep. It was over before dawn so I had time to pull the wool over my eyes in shame, but there was little pain and much gas locked in my bow wow.

by Anonymousreply 9007/17/2012

My first was an 8x6 but have been practicing on candle sticks for about a month before. It was the most uncomfortable feeling ever. He thought it wasn't my first and I got really pissed.

by Anonymousreply 9107/17/2012

Surely, R91, you mean candles, and not candlesticks.

by Anonymousreply 9207/17/2012

Work with cucumbers, r91, much smoother than those baldwin brass knobs.

by Anonymousreply 9307/17/2012

OP, is there a secret to getting your hy-man to grow back? Based on the number of threads you've posted, you definitely know something we don't.

by Anonymousreply 9407/17/2012

Did you use bullshit as the lube?

by Anonymousreply 9507/17/2012

R85 has me laughing like a hyena

by Anonymousreply 9607/17/2012

I practiced with cucumbers and worked my way up to watermelons, but I still didn't have any takers for a night of hot vegemance. Besides, in retrospect, I would have limited my vegesexlife to a seasonal event.

by Anonymousreply 9707/18/2012

im not gay or am i ive just relised puting vib in my ass is out this world when masterbating but can i damage myself id like try a cock when is not so tite

by Anonymousreply 9811/21/2012

I wante dto talk about it because I am a bi guy now but never was fucked until last night. I was nude in the kitchen and my roommate came home drunk and on thing led to another he ended up stripping and I sucked his 7" cock and the only thing had been in my ass was carrots and bananas. He pulled me up off his cock and said he wanted to fuck and I did too. We went in my bedroom lubed my ass up and i took his big boner hurt for 2 minutes felt like i had to poop for 5 more and then I got a boner while he fucked me and came in me for 20 more minutes. It was really good and I can't wait to be fucked again!

by Anonymousreply 9911/23/2012

I fucked my asshole today with a plastic penis. Its not that bad if you use oil or Vaseline. It happened 5 hours ago but my vagina is still watering. :/

by Anonymousreply 10011/28/2012

Last night my roomate fucked me for the first time. Last week he walked in my bedroom unannounced and caught me sliding a carrot in my hole while watching porn and shut the door and i was embarrassed. Then 2 days later on Saturday night i came home and his GF was just leaving he had been drinking and he said do a shot with me so I did 2 with him and he pulled out a joint and we smoked. He left the room and came back nude, now I am 21 5'9" 150 and he is 25 6'0" 200 stud with a 7" cock. I said what the hell? He said hey I saw you in your bedroom, do you want to suck my cock or what? I don't know? he said well have a couple more hits and we smoked it all. J said, you strip too and I was looking at his big cock and I was getting horny but never been with a guy before. Now I was real high and I stripped we were both naked and I got a boner and he touched mine and I stroked his and then we sucked each other and we were all into it 69 on the couch. J kept rubing around my hole and then stuck his finger in and I liked it and gyrated my hips. he got up and said I want to fuck i made him get lube and Jon lifted my legs and mounted me. My first cock slid in my hole and he fucked me for 30 minutes bareback, it hurt for 5 minutes then I liked it and got a boner the whole time. He and I both stroked my cock while he fucked me and told me how tight I was and that he was going to fuck me more than just tonight. i told him want you to fuck me more it feels so good in my hole. he said you now have a cock and a pussy, do you want me to cum in your pussy? and I said yes and with that J came hard in me and I came too at the same time and he went down and sucked me dry. It was so hot and now he is fuckeng me just about every day. When his GF leaves I go in and suck her juice off his cock and then he fucks me too. that was 4 weeks ago and last night I hooked up with a Black guy with 8" but made him wear protection and now I know I want to get fucked by a lot of guys!!! cocklover

by Anonymousreply 10112/04/2012

do you know i am leena i am 29 years old girl i have 5 children but i am not married every 1 hour i will fuck

by Anonymousreply 10212/06/2012

my frist time was graet i was 16 years old

by Anonymousreply 10302/02/2013

The negro gardener had his way with me behind the woodshed. I walked up to my mother's bridge club meeting and announced I was a woman now- I'd started bleeding.

You could have heard a pin drop.

by Anonymousreply 10402/02/2013

The very first cock up my ass was a 10-inch black python. The guy was a bodybuilder whom I met at a bar. He invited over the next night for dinner and ostensibly some fun. I only planned on sucking him off, but once I saw it I couldn't help myself. It enslaved me, and before I knew it I was sitting on his lap facing him as he pumped away. He said it'd be the position causing the least amount a pain. It was painful first but then it turned to ecstasy with each powerful thrust touching my he spot for the first time. I'm now addicted to black cocks. The end.

by Anonymousreply 10502/02/2013

when i was 14years old i use to always wair my pants skin tight with no unwair when i looked and wood see othere boys looking at my ass it made me git a hard on. one day 5 older boys raped me.i allways wanted to see what it felt like to fucked in yhe ass. well i liked it.i didnt something that hurt so much would feel so!!!!!! good i made it a regaler to meet tow of the boys every week. oh by the way i am a gay boy now i love dick in my ass

by Anonymousreply 10602/08/2013

Iwas 15 when i got a 7inch dick up my ass. It hurt a littel at frist but i liked it very much it felt soooo good.Ishot cum whie out tuching my dick. oooh that rely felt so so so so good!Ilove it so much i want it all the time. Ilove big dicks.

by Anonymousreply 10702/09/2013

This thread is horrifyingly terrible. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 10802/09/2013

the frist i got a dick up my ass i was spending the nigth at my frends. and were playing around and he grabed my ass and that felt funny but at the samr time it made me a littel horny and littel hard. He saw that i had a ferm dick and got horny. So he came on to me. Iwas only 13 at the time and he was 16i only had a 4 inch dick and his dick was 6 inch.well i went for it it felt good.Iliked it he fucked me in the ass for an long time. He finly cumed in my ass oh the felt so good i didnt want him to stop now i spend the more than three time a week i cant git to much i love his big dick in my ass.every time he fuck me he cums in my ass and make me cum three times to his one time i never vwant him to stop .I love his big dick in my ass.IT FELS SO GOOD When he cums in my ass i love it a lot

by Anonymousreply 10902/09/2013

r21...2 nights ago or 4 weeks ago?

One BIG "OH DEAR" for this thread

by Anonymousreply 11002/09/2013

Damn! All these guys starting at 14 makes me think I missed out on several years of hot times when I was a teen, too.

by Anonymousreply 11102/10/2013

my cusin and i aways spent the summer and we would allways seep i the same room. one time we played around and he goosed me in the ass i didnt know i had a hole i my pants and he saw the hole in my pant.I aways used my pant sin tight and i didnt like to waer under waer. he goosed me in the ass and his finger went in the hole in my pants and in my asshole.It felt good to me and i let him keep his finger in my ass it made me git a hare on.then i told him that it felt good.Then he asked me if i wanted him to fuck me. I seid yes We were only12 year old at that time.It sure did feel goodi He cam right awy in my ass.When i felt him cum in my ass that made me cum all so it felt sssoo good.Now we are 28 and sill git it on togther. IT SILL TUNES ME ON HAVEING HIS BIGGER DICK IN MY ASS IT MAKE CUM EVEN MORE WHEN HE CUMS IN MY ASS.I LOVE HOW THAT FEELS. WHEN HES NOT AROUND I USE A BOG DILDO IN MY ASS YHE REAL DICK FEELS SO MUCH BETTER IT MAKES ME CUM MHEN.HE SHOTS A BIG LOUD OF CUM IN MY ASS.I ALL SO EAT HIS CUM WHEN I GIVE A BLOW JOB.I LOVE HIS CUM IN MY ASS MORE.

by Anonymousreply 11202/11/2013

I am 25 and i got my frist dick when i was 13 i was a littel sore in asshole for a week but it felt good when i think of how sore my hole is i jakoff.And i git my wad off. but when i meat some one how i like and wants to fuck me in the ass i go for it. In fact i just fucked 3 minetes ago and my ass is so fuel of cum it is leking out and it feels so good . Iam still so horny i am going to jackoff as soon as i git off this cumouter so by by for now ps ilove for good looken boy to fuck me and cum iin me

by Anonymousreply 11302/11/2013

the frist time i goy fucked in my ass.i was at home with a frend and we were wondering what it felt like to take a dike up the we fliped picked a number and the one how got the low number losr.i frenf fucked me hurt ar frist after 5 min it felt realy good he made mr cum.he just strated to cum in my ass when 4 of my frends waked in on us it realy surprisd us i qas so imbearst.thay liked what thay were seeing and wanted yo fuck me allso.ehay striped and all took there turn fucking me in the ass.thay all shot thereloud of cum in me.i told them that stays between all of us.thay said ok only if thay could fuck me againe i said ok so thay all left.i told my freand yhat fucking at frist i hat to say this but that felt realy realy good.for my frist time.i love how it felt when thay cummed in mt ass i was so full of cum i had to go sit on the toylet and let some out.after i came back out he wanted to fuck mt agein i was so horny i let him fuck me all he wanted ike it that much

by Anonymousreply 11402/13/2013

I am 17 and just goy fuck for my ftist time i like it i hope to do it agein soon

by Anonymousreply 11502/13/2013

The very frist time i was looking at a gay boy jackoff he didnt see me.That got me so hot i had to go up to him and ask him if he wanted to be fucked he seid yes.As he strip all the way.he sure did have a very good looking ass.I wish i had a dick as big as his.My dick is very small.And thats when i got fucked in the asshole for my frist time it felt so good i got week at the shakes.Iwanted him to fuck some more so i titened my asshole and then i losen it around fore times i made him cum in my ass by doing that i diden want him to take his dick out of my ass i liked how good it felt in my asshole. he made me cum for the time in my life and felt graet.I loved it. Now i want to be fuck every day.My hew frind and i just got done fucking not more than 2 min ago.

by Anonymousreply 11602/13/2013

Bitch you'll be fine just suck it up my first time I got all worried but when I started to feel Pane my bf did to faster and it actually made us in a better relation ship just relax and let it make your pussy cum

by Anonymousreply 11705/10/2013

It took My Breathe away, I heard Myself squeal with pleasure. NO PAIN EVER. I'm in LOVE with BIG BEAUTIFUL DICKS to SUCK! His dick was HUGE. When He finally pushed that huge Head up My ASS, I pushed back hard taking my cherry.

by Anonymousreply 11806/17/2013

Did this thread take a holiday in the Appalachians or something ?

by Anonymousreply 11906/17/2013

Save your money; cuz one day you'll be in an emergency room with some foreign object up your butt.

by Anonymousreply 12006/17/2013

My first Male lover was a Young HT, SEXY Professional lack man. he has a dick that is 14 inches and some x 8 and some. N lube e fucked me deep and hard. That HUGE dick never hurt, it mad me tingle all over. I LOVE a Man to DOMINATE Me with his DICK. m a DICK SUCKER, and LOVE to have my ass hammered. Someone PEASE come UCK the living Hell out of me. just ask, I'll SUCK YOUR SWEET DICK!?

by Anonymousreply 12106/18/2013


by Anonymousreply 12206/23/2013

Drawn and quartered, that's approximately what it initially feels like. But persevere, and you're in for a surprise.

by Anonymousreply 12306/24/2013

I never got the prostate thing, but the stimulation of the sphincter as the head does in and out is hot.

by Anonymousreply 12406/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 12506/24/2013

It'll hurt the first time. My first time did and I didn't cum. The second time, though, it felt good and I came. Then I became a total bottom who loves to get fucked. Now it feels good EVERY time. Enjoy and don't expect much for your first time.

by Anonymousreply 12606/24/2013

Allot of those post are so right on the money, sounds oddly arrange. Butt i will be straight forward and tell you after the first few minutes with lube, no matter how bug a Dick, it will seem like you could let a horse in the barn. It feels fantastic, tell your partner, are you in yet. Thats if he thinks f he is all that. I also agree, you sound like a loser!

by Anonymousreply 12706/28/2013

Like heaven come down to earth in a cock!

by Anonymousreply 12807/06/2013

OP probably should have just skipped right over bottoming with a dick and moved right into fisting.

by Anonymousreply 12907/06/2013

I don't recall anal sex having a negative impact on my spelling and grammar!!!

by Anonymousreply 13007/06/2013

Im a virgin 4 times. You pay now

by Anonymousreply 13107/06/2013

Tried it a handful of times, and hated it every time. It feels like getting raped with a drum major's baton. OUCH! Not sexy at all!

by Anonymousreply 13207/06/2013

It hurts.

by Anonymousreply 13307/06/2013

It feels good

by Anonymousreply 13409/14/2013

Pooping an iceberg in reverse. Not my thing.

by Anonymousreply 13509/14/2013

Make sure your hang the sheets out the window the next day to broadcast to the world of your anal achievement, OP.

by Anonymousreply 13609/14/2013

When dying of AIDS, you will regret it.

by Anonymousreply 13702/28/2014

My first time, it was like being stabbed. I wasn't prepared and wasn't informed. If he's well-endowed and it's your first time, it'll be painful at least in the beginning. IMHO, you should ease into it or not do it at all.

by Anonymousreply 13802/28/2014


OH [italic]DEARRRRR.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 13902/28/2014

I was 18. I had been communicating by phone with an older guy (probably late 50s) who ran a Gay Information phone line out of his home. We arranged for me to come to his house in DC. He knew that I wanted to lose my cherry and was more than ready to oblige my urge.

When I entered the home, he started rubbing my crotch through my pants. I asked to use the bathroom, and when I came out I was wearing just a jockstrap. He asked if I wanted to go upstairs to his bedroom and I climed the stairs in front of him and wiggled my bare ass seductively. Upon entering his bedroom we both got completely naked and I laid down on my back on the bed. Knowing I had a virgin hole he went right for it with his tongue. I brought my knees up to my chest as he expertly rimmed me. After a short while, I was ready to suck my first cock. We 69ed for a bit, and then I lubed up and impaled myself slowly on his 7 hard inches cowgirl-style bareback. I rode him for a bit that way, and then I asked if he wanted to do me doggie style.

We started doing it doggie and I moaned loudly at one point and he asked "Are you cumming?" and I said "No it just feels good." When I finally did start to cum hands-free I told him and he pulled out and swallowed my load. It was an awesome introduction and did not hurt at all. I visited a couple of times in the years following that initial encounter. mmmm....memories.

by Anonymousreply 14004/11/2014

OP is Daniel Radcliffe.

by Anonymousreply 14104/12/2014

I've often pondered the answer to that question myself, OP! It's unknowable, I guess.

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by Anonymousreply 14304/12/2014

r143, when the hot thick sperm arrives, the tears not only stop, they run away forever

by Anonymousreply 14404/12/2014

OP posted this boosted thread in October 2010. BY now she should be a bossy bottom with a full blown, prolapsed, rose bud.

by Anonymousreply 14504/12/2014

Why can't anyone spell on this thread?

by Anonymousreply 14604/12/2014

Like this...

by Anonymousreply 14704/12/2014

r146, Y?

by Anonymousreply 14804/13/2014

I loved it that huge cock pumping my ass I just could not get enough oy it . After he cum I got on my knees and sucked off him and shot back on it and I was ride him like a little bitch and wanking off my cock as we'll .....MMmmm mmmm

by Anonymousreply 14906/15/2014

My muscle bound boyfriend fucks me every single night with his thick French cock. He does it because he loves me.

by Anonymousreply 15006/15/2014

So it went well and frequently.

by Anonymousreply 15106/15/2014

wonderful. It hurts but it just feels soooo good.The fatter the cock the better it feels. You feel full inside. You really have to experience it to know the incredible feeling.

by Anonymousreply 15208/16/2014

I hope he rips your asshole

by Anonymousreply 15301/25/2015

It's amazing.

by Anonymousreply 15401/25/2015

Avoid doing it the first five times. Start with the sixth.

by Anonymousreply 15501/25/2015

Please, please, PLEASE- from now on, go to a Hilton or a Holiday Inn for this type of thing. If by "consummate" you mean leaving a mix of semen, blood and shit stains all over our antique quilt and hand embroidered pillowcases, you certainly did consummate your relationship. The grunting and yelping echoing through our Victorian hallways caused one of our other guests to pack up and check out during the night and demand a refund. Please don't come back.

by Anonymousreply 15601/25/2015

I too have a B&D and totally agree with R156. I've had to tell my other guests that the grunting and huffing produced by a gay couple having butt sex was actually the sounds emitted by the resident ghost.

by Anonymousreply 15701/25/2015

I was constipated, and had a doctor stick his finger up my ass in the 6th grade. NEVER AGAIN!! I imagine a cawk would hurt like hell.

by Anonymousreply 15801/25/2015

I absolutly loved it

by Anonymousreply 15902/24/2015

[quote]Please, please, PLEASE- from now on, go to a Hilton or a Holiday Inn for this type of thing. If by "consummate" you mean leaving a mix of semen, blood and shit stains all over our antique quilt and hand embroidered pillowcases, you certainly did consummate your relationship. The grunting and yelping echoing through our Victorian hallways caused one of our other guests to pack up and check out during the night and demand a refund. Please don't come back.

Madeline, I know exactly what you mean, dear. All that frothy fecal mixture splattered all over my heirloom quilts, my beautiful linens, and my vintage victorian wallpaper. What is it about a charming, victorian-themed bedroom decorated with quality period antiques and fresh flowers that somehow sends the message to these gays, "Have all the dirty experimental gay buttsex you've ever fantasized about here in our well-appointed home!" Honestly!

by Anonymousreply 16002/24/2015

I bet your pussy stinks thot

by Anonymousreply 16102/26/2015

I'm a barely discoverying who I am crisscrosser that wants to try sucking dick's and getting hard anal sex for the first time and race doesn't matter

by Anonymousreply 16203/06/2015

The first time I got fucked in the ass I was 12 and the other boy the same. I liked it a lot. However, it wasn't until later I learned to push out while he was pushing in which makes it that much better.

by Anonymousreply 16305/12/2015

rainbows and butterfly kisses

by Anonymousreply 16405/12/2015

Getting fucked the first time ALWAYS hurts. ALWAYS.

It's getting fucked the 5 or 6th time that it starts to feel sort of good.

by Anonymousreply 16505/13/2015

like shit on a stick

by Anonymousreply 16605/13/2015

Hated it.

Tried it a few more times.

Hated it.

If cotton bed sheets had as many mixed-to-bad reviews on Amazon, you'd never buy them.

by Anonymousreply 16705/13/2015

Is it like a tradition that gay men got to romantic B&Bs when they're ready to do the deed?? I like the sentiment, but I do feel bad about the quilts.

by Anonymousreply 16805/13/2015

What else is there to do in the Berkshires but get fucked in the ass? (or en d'asse as they on Park Avenue.)

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