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The Damon Butt is 40 Years Old

I can't believe we Damon Butt fetishists missed this, but 40 years ago yesterday, October 8th, The Damon Butt was born, destined to give pleasure to many. Let us celebrate it, share the joy it has given us and revel in its mysteries of hypnotic attraction.

Oh, yeah, and happy birthday, Matt Damon (the rest of you).

by Hester Moffetreply 3210/12/2012

Did that guy on the left slap the HRC sticker on?

by Hester Moffetreply 110/09/2010

IFHH

by Hester Moffetreply 210/09/2010

What present will Ben give to Damon Butt?

by Hester Moffetreply 310/09/2010

Matt Damon has regular, average male ass.

by Hester Moffetreply 410/09/2010

Then why all the attention paid to it on DL and elsewhere, R4?

by Hester Moffetreply 510/09/2010

I'm thinking Matt is actually about 5 years older. What is the typical fluff amount?

by Hester Moffetreply 610/09/2010

WTF!!! Who (or what) is that ghoul in that black hat in front of Ben?

by Hester Moffetreply 710/09/2010

That's hardly the average man's butt. Matt's is thick, meaty and high. That really is some sweet stuff.

by Hester Moffetreply 810/09/2010

It's hard to fluff ages now, R6. Internet makes it very difficult. I think he really is 40.

by Hester Moffetreply 910/09/2010

No it's not.

by Hester Moffetreply 1010/09/2010

For you, Matt. xxoo

by Hester Moffetreply 1110/09/2010

I'm so sick of the Damon Butt trolls.

by Hester Moffetreply 1210/09/2010

Matt looks awful these days. He has not aged well.

by Hester Moffetreply 1310/09/2010

I'll take Chris Evans any day over Mr. Damon...

Lookin' good for 'Captain America'.

by Hester Moffetreply 1410/11/2010

The owner of The Damon Butt telling us how we should vote.

by Hester Moffetreply 1510/29/2010

Now the Damon butt is 42.

by Hester Moffetreply 1610/08/2012

A one-term butt with some balls would have been better.

by Hester Moffetreply 1710/08/2012

Is it a one-term butt squeezed between two non-consecutive cheeks?

by Hester Moffetreply 1810/08/2012

better ad the Hollywood Bump, rumored to be about + 5 years

by Hester Moffetreply 1910/08/2012

Up.

by Hester Moffetreply 2010/09/2012

He looks older than 42. Do fat asses start to sag like fat lady boobs as men age? Will his hideous huge butt cheeks dangle down to the backs of his knees soon?

by Hester Moffetreply 2110/09/2012

I was disappointed to see how thin his legs were. They are as thin as his fuck buddy Affleck's, but at least Damon has a better ass.

by Hester Moffetreply 2210/09/2012

He has a fat female ass. Not attractive at all.

by Hester Moffetreply 2310/09/2012

I'd bump that ass, for sure!

Some sweet stuff there. Dat butt's da bomb!

by Hester Moffetreply 2410/09/2012

But he's not a female, R23.

by Hester Moffetreply 2510/09/2012

I don't know why but the Damon Butt Troll always cracks me up.

That's some sweet, sweet stuff.

by Hester Moffetreply 2610/09/2012

"Will his hideous huge butt cheeks"

How are they hideous, R21?

by Hester Moffetreply 2710/09/2012

Big asses are revolting. Fat assed people all look like they're wearing diapers. Disgusting.

by Hester Moffetreply 2810/10/2012

skinny assed people look mean and unappealing.

more bounce to the ounce for me.

by Hester Moffetreply 2910/10/2012

I only likeskinny butts. You can have all the obese diaper wearers you want.

by Hester Moffetreply 3010/10/2012

Gorgeous guys who've gone gray

Matt Damon, who burst onto the scene by winning an Oscar for the screenplay of his 1997 drama "Good Will Hunting," is still as hot as ever! But now that he's 42, the father of four girls between the ages of 2 and 14 is looking — how can we put this delicately? — more mature, thanks to his graying hair. "I point out all of the gray and I say to my daughters, 'You did this and you did this and you did this,'" he recently joked to People. "They really think it's funny."

by Hester Moffetreply 3110/12/2012

I'm not a troll. I'm an admirer of extraordinary posteriors, and frankly there are many. But there is only one gold standard, only one Mona Lisa, one Great Wall. Matt Damon's butt is the yardstick by which all others are measured. It was perfect then. It is perfect now. It will always be sweet stuff.

by Hester Moffetreply 3210/12/2012
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