The Damon Butt is 40 Years Old
I can't believe we Damon Butt fetishists missed this, but 40 years ago yesterday, October 8th, The Damon Butt was born, destined to give pleasure to many. Let us celebrate it, share the joy it has given us and revel in its mysteries of hypnotic attraction.
Oh, yeah, and happy birthday, Matt Damon (the rest of you).
|by Hester Moffet||reply 32||10/12/2012|
Did that guy on the left slap the HRC sticker on?
|by Hester Moffet||reply 1||10/09/2010|
What present will Ben give to Damon Butt?
|by Hester Moffet||reply 3||10/09/2010|
Matt Damon has regular, average male ass.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 4||10/09/2010|
Then why all the attention paid to it on DL and elsewhere, R4?
|by Hester Moffet||reply 5||10/09/2010|
I'm thinking Matt is actually about 5 years older. What is the typical fluff amount?
|by Hester Moffet||reply 6||10/09/2010|
WTF!!! Who (or what) is that ghoul in that black hat in front of Ben?
|by Hester Moffet||reply 7||10/09/2010|
That's hardly the average man's butt. Matt's is thick, meaty and high. That really is some sweet stuff.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 8||10/09/2010|
It's hard to fluff ages now, R6. Internet makes it very difficult. I think he really is 40.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 9||10/09/2010|
I'm so sick of the Damon Butt trolls.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 12||10/09/2010|
Matt looks awful these days. He has not aged well.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 13||10/09/2010|
I'll take Chris Evans any day over Mr. Damon...
Lookin' good for 'Captain America'.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 14||10/11/2010|
The owner of The Damon Butt telling us how we should vote.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 15||10/29/2010|
Now the Damon butt is 42.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 16||10/08/2012|
A one-term butt with some balls would have been better.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 17||10/08/2012|
Is it a one-term butt squeezed between two non-consecutive cheeks?
|by Hester Moffet||reply 18||10/08/2012|
better ad the Hollywood Bump, rumored to be about + 5 years
|by Hester Moffet||reply 19||10/08/2012|
He looks older than 42. Do fat asses start to sag like fat lady boobs as men age? Will his hideous huge butt cheeks dangle down to the backs of his knees soon?
|by Hester Moffet||reply 21||10/09/2012|
I was disappointed to see how thin his legs were. They are as thin as his fuck buddy Affleck's, but at least Damon has a better ass.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 22||10/09/2012|
He has a fat female ass. Not attractive at all.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 23||10/09/2012|
I'd bump that ass, for sure!
Some sweet stuff there. Dat butt's da bomb!
|by Hester Moffet||reply 24||10/09/2012|
But he's not a female, R23.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 25||10/09/2012|
I don't know why but the Damon Butt Troll always cracks me up.
That's some sweet, sweet stuff.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 26||10/09/2012|
"Will his hideous huge butt cheeks"
How are they hideous, R21?
|by Hester Moffet||reply 27||10/09/2012|
Big asses are revolting. Fat assed people all look like they're wearing diapers. Disgusting.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 28||10/10/2012|
skinny assed people look mean and unappealing.
more bounce to the ounce for me.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 29||10/10/2012|
I only likeskinny butts. You can have all the obese diaper wearers you want.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 30||10/10/2012|
Gorgeous guys who've gone gray
Matt Damon, who burst onto the scene by winning an Oscar for the screenplay of his 1997 drama "Good Will Hunting," is still as hot as ever! But now that he's 42, the father of four girls between the ages of 2 and 14 is looking — how can we put this delicately? — more mature, thanks to his graying hair. "I point out all of the gray and I say to my daughters, 'You did this and you did this and you did this,'" he recently joked to People. "They really think it's funny."
|by Hester Moffet||reply 31||10/12/2012|
I'm not a troll. I'm an admirer of extraordinary posteriors, and frankly there are many. But there is only one gold standard, only one Mona Lisa, one Great Wall. Matt Damon's butt is the yardstick by which all others are measured. It was perfect then. It is perfect now. It will always be sweet stuff.
|by Hester Moffet||reply 32||10/12/2012|