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The male equivalent of "butterface" - guys who have hot bodies but homely faces

Prince Harry%0D %0D %0D %0D Justin Timberlake %0D %0D %0D %0D Usher%0D %0D %0D %0D Jake Gyllenhaal%0D %0D %0D %0D Cory Monteith and Matthew Morrison from "Glee"

by Anonymousreply 8511/26/2012

Isn't that what they call a "Neckdowner"?

by Anonymousreply 110/07/2010

um you are delusional....none of the examples you mention are in any manner homely...

by Anonymousreply 210/07/2010

The Situation owns this thread

by Anonymousreply 310/07/2010

Prince Harry is gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 410/07/2010

R3 is totally correct.%0D %0D %0D %0D Prince Harry looks like an inbred Howdy Doody

by Anonymousreply 510/07/2010

Prince Harry is hot and pro-gay:

by Anonymousreply 610/07/2010

Prince Harry is OK ... The Situation on the other hand.

Mamma Mia!

What's Italian for "Has looks that only a mother could love."

by Anonymousreply 710/08/2010

Prince Harry is pretty hot, imo. he's a cute ginger.

by Anonymousreply 810/08/2010

R3 is correct. Those guys are not buttaface. Buttaface dervives from "but her face is a mess." Mess as in ugly. And ugly when contrasted to the hotness of the accompanying body. None of the examples you list have ugly faces and banging bodies. They're all fairly good looking (face) with good to decent bodies. Buttafaces have gross faces and great bodies.

As R3 points out, The Situation is a good example. Great body but his face is a mess.

by Anonymousreply 910/08/2010

Prince Harry is one hot ginger; his brother has a face and a receding hairline only a princess could love.

by Anonymousreply 1010/08/2010

I agree with all of OP's choices. I'd add Jeremy Renner, Kellan Lutz, and Ryan Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 1110/08/2010

Usher and Jake do not have homely faces.

by Anonymousreply 1210/08/2010

I agree with R2, delusion abounds.

by Anonymousreply 1310/08/2010

Jake Gyllenhaal and Usher are homely above the neck?

Do you really think that?

by Anonymousreply 1410/08/2010

Peter Andre

by Anonymousreply 1510/08/2010

Yes, Jake looks like a bloodhound in a cartoon. It's all hype...he's homely!

by Anonymousreply 1610/08/2010

Kellan Lutz owns this thread. With the other exception of Prince Harry, none of these guys are ugly at all.

by Anonymousreply 1710/08/2010

[italic]Prince Harry is hot and pro-gay[/italic]

How is he "pro-gay"?

by Anonymousreply 1810/08/2010

LOL @ "neckdowner." Describes The Situation to a T.

by Anonymousreply 1910/08/2010

"Cory Monteith" and "hot body" do not belong in the same sentence.

by Anonymousreply 2010/08/2010

Prince Harry is popular with gay organizations in the UK because he is secure enough in his sexuality to goof around with male friends and kiss them.

by Anonymousreply 2110/08/2010

The male characters on the Vampire Diaries.

by Anonymousreply 2210/08/2010

Prince harry is, indeed, a fugly ginger. I don't get the appeal.%0D %0D Usher, on the other hand, is a beautiful man.

by Anonymousreply 2310/09/2010

Usher has a baby head. A baby head on top of a hot body.

by Anonymousreply 2410/09/2010

Nonsense, R20.

"Cory Monteith can only dream about having a hot body."

by Anonymousreply 2510/09/2010

[italic]Prince Harry is popular with gay organizations in the UK because he is secure enough in his sexuality to goof around with male friends and kiss them.[/italic]

That doesn't make him "pro-gay". Lots of frats pull that shit, and out come the "fag", and the "poof" slurs.

by Anonymousreply 2610/09/2010

Candid pic of Harry. Not hot.

by Anonymousreply 2710/09/2010

OP, it is time to clean the Cheetos dust off your bifocals when your start thinking Prince Harry is ugly.

by Anonymousreply 2810/09/2010

Kellan Lutz

Spanish tennis player Fernando Verdasco

by Anonymousreply 2910/09/2010

R26, Prince Harry gets praise from gay activists:

by Anonymousreply 3010/09/2010

Justin Timberlake owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 3110/09/2010

Matthew Morrison and Jake G ugly? Are you serious? No, they're not model gorgeous, but ugly? In what universe?

by Anonymousreply 3210/09/2010

Prince Harry and J. Timberlake look like Howdy Doody.

They are both white bread dorks.

by Anonymousreply 3310/09/2010

Jake G. is not a BF.

by Anonymousreply 3410/09/2010

I actually think Cory Monteith is cute but I agree his body is just okay.

by Anonymousreply 3510/10/2010

Who do people expect all actors today to look like body builders, R35?

by Anonymousreply 3610/10/2010

Jake Gyllenhaal

Hugh Jackman

by Anonymousreply 3710/10/2010

[quote]I agree with all of OP's choices. I'd add Jeremy Renner, Kellan Lutz, and Ryan Reynolds.%0D %0D Jeremy...yes! Kellan and!

by Anonymousreply 3810/10/2010

Cory is cute, but not gorgeous...just cute. His tallness is what makes him appealling.

by Anonymousreply 3910/10/2010

there's high standards, and then there are delusional standards. If I had the opportunity to bang any man on the planet, would Jake G or Prince Harry make the short list? Probably not.

But I do live in the real world, which is 95% full of people much less attractive than the guys you are singling out on this thread as homely.

Even in rarefied areas like NYC and LA which are disproportionately concentrated with attractive people, there are plenty of genuine uglies, so I'm really curious where you people come from that you could call someone like Ryan Renolds unattractive.

Maybe not your dream date, but they certainly have good looks.

by Anonymousreply 4010/10/2010

Ryan Reynolds is butt ugly.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 4110/10/2010

The Situation owns this thread

by Anonymousreply 4210/10/2010

[quote]Prince Harry is popular with gay organizations in the UK because he is secure enough in his sexuality to goof around with male friends and kiss them.%0D %0D He's also known to support gay marriage.

by Anonymousreply 4310/11/2010

Do we have a link, R43?

by Anonymousreply 4410/11/2010

Timberlake Has as pancake-face. It's round and FLAT.

by Anonymousreply 4510/11/2010

Usher is not hot

by Anonymousreply 4610/11/2010

Thread. Closed.

by Anonymousreply 4710/11/2010

I think Prince Harry has an attractive face and nice body.

by Anonymousreply 4803/28/2011

What meds are you on, OP? None of those examples are a "butterface."%0D %0D Try again.

by Anonymousreply 4903/28/2011


by Anonymousreply 5003/28/2011

Timberlake definitely owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 5103/28/2011

Michael Phelps owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 5203/28/2011

I agree with half of OP's choices: Jake Gyllenhaal, Justin Timberlake, and Matthew Morrison are all HIDEOUS imo.

by Anonymousreply 5303/28/2011

I'm with R52. Look at the guy:

by Anonymousreply 5403/28/2011

Daniel Craig and Vin Diesel should have quickly come to bitches are slipping.

by Anonymousreply 5503/28/2011

R47 is a real hotty in my book

by Anonymousreply 5603/28/2011

I agree with most of OP's choices, especially Jake. But the Situation is my top pick.

by Anonymousreply 5703/28/2011

Ooooo Bradley Fucking Cooper. Lovely tall guy, big feet, broad chest, Fievel Face.

by Anonymousreply 5803/29/2011

you are dumb. Those boys are hot. Seriously hot.

No, I mean SERIOUSLY hot.


Again, you are dumb.

by Anonymousreply 5906/25/2012

YES, bump every thread! Make it look like the place is alive!

by Anonymousreply 6006/25/2012

Ryan Reynolds "butt ugly"? In what universe?

by Anonymousreply 6106/25/2012

I HATE Ryan Reynolds, but even I can admit he is gorgeous

by Anonymousreply 6206/26/2012

r3 gave the perfect example

by Anonymousreply 6306/26/2012

Michael Phelps does not qualify because he looks odd from behind or at a distance. He has weird posture.

THIS is a Butterface.

by Anonymousreply 6406/26/2012

The proportions of Ryan Reynolds face displease me.

It doesn't annoy me that x posts that he's gorgeous. I wonder why the opposite seems to be the case.

by Anonymousreply 6506/26/2012

I'd also agree about Matt Morrision.

by Anonymousreply 6606/26/2012

A good example of this are actors William Fichner and Stephen Lang.

Great bodies, but wrecked faces.

by Anonymousreply 6706/26/2012

Matthew McConaughey.

A face like an insect mounted on a smokin'hot body. He's always reminded me of a praying mantis.

by Anonymousreply 6806/26/2012

Matthew McConaughey was gorgeous in A Time To Kill. I'd agree about his current face - it's got a sunken quality.

by Anonymousreply 6906/26/2012

Woody Harrelson

by Anonymousreply 7006/26/2012

That's actually a pretty good picture of Sitch @ R63.

Here's his butterface in full effect:

by Anonymousreply 7106/26/2012

Matthew Morrison has always reminded me of Lyle Lovett's slightly better looking cousin.

by Anonymousreply 7206/26/2012


That is it exactly. Spot on!

by Anonymousreply 7306/26/2012

The recreational bodybuilder who calls himself "Scooby". His body is HOT. He's 51 and his body looks so fucking good...but his face is not too attractive. I'd still have sex with them though lol...and I think he's gay based on his voice but not 100% sure. He has a very popular youtube channel:

by Anonymousreply 7411/25/2012

Yikes, R74. Body is slamming, but he should be wearing a Hannibal Lector mask. It could only help.

by Anonymousreply 7511/25/2012

R74 He's gay.

I like muscular men. I've found that men who reach a certain low bodyfat and muscularity look handsome regardless of their facial features. Biff Boswell has a great body and many would consider homely face.

by Anonymousreply 7611/25/2012

r2 is delusional. I am so sick and tired of fugs coming down on attractive people who critique the looks of those in the media! The fugs are ugly and so is their family so it is okay for them to find less than average looking people "gorgeous" but we have these things called eyes. Attractive people from good looking families are gonna call out PR for trying to jam average people down our throats as BETTER than the population. Only a fug would buy it. Ain't gonna work on the rest of us so fuck you, you fugs!

by Anonymousreply 7711/25/2012

It's only fair that we judge men's faces and bodies both as harshly as we do women in the public eye.

Cities like NY are full of well-built men with hot, jacked bodies but really busted faces. That's fine for getting laid, but i think actors, models, and celebrities need more than that: they should be outstandingly beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 7811/25/2012

r77 is very tired and emotional just now, and she would like a moment or two to compose herself!

by Anonymousreply 7911/25/2012

You guys are bitchy queens or bitter or both because none of those guys are butterfaces. THIS is a ButterFace:

POW! right between the eyes.

by Anonymousreply 8011/25/2012

Yeah you people are ridiculous...I guarantee you these posters who consider perfectly handsome guys like Jake Gyllenhaal or Prince Harry to be ugly are considerably less attractive than those they are naming,and merely projecting their own insecurities.

Except of course when it comes to Usher, who is definitely butt ugly.

by Anonymousreply 8111/26/2012

Michael Phelps and The Situation pretty much own this thread.

A lot of bodybuilders would qualify, too - I think many of those guys build up their bodies to distract from their homely faces!

by Anonymousreply 8211/26/2012

Known plenty of guys who have fabulous asses and plain, homely faces, but they are the ones who put out the most. I never knew one who wouldn't do anything you wanted (including getting spanked and fucked). Pretty boys are always stuck on themselves and don't know how to have sex.

by Anonymousreply 8311/26/2012

The Situation wouldn't be horrible if he got a nose job and wiped the grease off his face.

by Anonymousreply 8411/26/2012

For a "butthisface" thread, there are an awful lot of handsome men in this thread. The Situation and maybe Michael Phelps are the only real examples so far. And I think Phelps qualifies as cute at least, especially if he's not smiling. Weird mouth on that one.

by Anonymousreply 8511/26/2012
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