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Perez Hilton Shows Off His Body!

Perez Hilton has launched a fitness site called FitPerez - now you, too, can have Perez Hilton's body!

by Anonymousreply 5608/01/2013

Good for him, money, power, fame, sex and now a great body. Perez has it all!

by Anonymousreply 110/07/2010

he looks horrible.

by Anonymousreply 210/07/2010

R1 - sex? With whom?

by Anonymousreply 310/07/2010

I am sure Perez can get practically any man he wants.

by Anonymousreply 410/07/2010

Perez trains with Tina and CoCo?

by Anonymousreply 510/07/2010

Old picture. I've already seen it in a brochure discussing how people with hydrocephalus can lead normal lives.

by Anonymousreply 710/07/2010

good for him for getting in shape.

He may be annoying but he's smart and an entrepreneur.

by Anonymousreply 810/07/2010

Thought he was getting fat again.

by Anonymousreply 910/07/2010

Does it come with a body bag?

by Anonymousreply 1010/07/2010

I really knew I shouldn't look at the link, but I was drawn to it like a child to a dead dog.

by Anonymousreply 1110/07/2010

"I am sure Perez can get practically any man he wants."

The wonders of money!

by Anonymousreply 1210/07/2010

Is that what the DL considers fit fat?%0D %0D I give him credit for losing weight and working out, but the guy is just so obnoxious that he is unlikeable for me.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 1310/07/2010

20 years form now they'll be debating whether it was suicide or murder.

by Anonymousreply 1410/07/2010

R7 is my hero.

by Anonymousreply 1510/07/2010

Who cares what the body looks like when the head looks like a treasured antique sculpture of Central America?

by Anonymousreply 1610/07/2010

..... now you, too, can have Perez Hilton's body!%0D

by Anonymousreply 1710/07/2010

Actually, that would be taking a few steps back.

At least, for most of us.

by Anonymousreply 1810/07/2010

Perez does use male escorts.

by Anonymousreply 1910/08/2010

Frankenberry is a pedophile. Now he's a skinnier pedophile. The gigantic head that makes him look like frankenbery is still the same.

by Anonymousreply 2010/08/2010

OMG I clicked on the link even though I didn't want to. HE IS SO REPULSIVE!

by Anonymousreply 2110/08/2010

the line across his abdomen--is that from a surgical procedure? "tummy tuck?"

by Anonymousreply 2210/08/2010

He looks terrible. He obviously starved himself and never set foot in a gym. That is not fit.

by Anonymousreply 2310/08/2010

Looks like a pasty Termite larva.

by Anonymousreply 2410/08/2010

I think he's trem.. er, no. %0D %0D Just no.

by Anonymousreply 2510/08/2010

[italic]the line across his abdomen--is that from a surgical procedure? "tummy tuck?"[/italic]

Probably a stretch mark.

I think Perez's days are numbered. Yea, he'll still be around. But sites like Dlisted have really taken off. I don't even think Perez does the postings anymore. He got caught up in his own hype, and is too close to celebrities. In order to dish on these people, you can't be shilling for them at the same time. He has a personal stake in this now. They're his friends. At least with Michael K, he couldn't care less about his celebrity. He won't even allow his real name to be published. This ensures him to be ruthless with celebs.

Perez has turned himself into a gimmick.

Oh, and is Castro dead yet? haha.

by Anonymousreply 2610/08/2010

His site doesn't even come CLOSE to the wit of D listed. NOT EVEN CLOSE. Frankenberry is a disgusting, pedophile.

by Anonymousreply 2710/08/2010

That body is vomit inducing, but so goes his personality.

by Anonymousreply 2810/08/2010

How do you think these comments make him feel? I'm tired of gay activists talking out both sides of their mouths about bullying. It's just another example of "oh, a successful, out gay man--kill it!"

by Anonymousreply 2910/08/2010

Ah but we wanted to kill Perez before he was successful.

by Anonymousreply 3010/08/2010

R29, if anything it's Perez who is a two-faced moron. All his outrage about gay bullying falls on deaf ears as far as I am concerned. This coming from someone who used the word "faggot" as an insult (wow, great example) and is constantly making fun of celebs for being fat/skinny/closeted/ugly, etc. He is the biggest bully around, so all his "OMG, stop the bullying!" are nothing more than famewhoring.

by Anonymousreply 3110/08/2010

I wish the people calling him skinny posted on my soccer thread.

by Anonymousreply 3210/08/2010

[quote]How do you think these comments make him feel?

You should save your tears for someone more deserving. This guy takes photos of celebrities rumored to be gay, and uses white-out to draw cum dripping from their mouths How do you think that made feel?

He is several hundred pounds of shit. Fuck him!

by Anonymousreply 3310/08/2010

Since Perez only cares about publicity, the fact that he is getting comments (even one that describe him as the epitome of a piece of shit human being) makes him the happiest rip-off gossip columnist on the face of the earth.

by Anonymousreply 3410/08/2010

Is he still trying to make himself happen ??

by Anonymousreply 3510/08/2010

Wonder whatever happened to the twink he was pushing as the next Justin Beiber?%0D %0D I can't stand the sight of him but still think he would be a better AI judge than Steven Tyler..

by Anonymousreply 3610/08/2010

He falls forever into the familiar category of Unhappy Homely Misshapen Gay Boy Who Will Show You. No amount of fang bleach, pock putty, tit helium or gut deflating will help that.

by Anonymousreply 3710/08/2010

Esther, put on your bra.

by Anonymousreply 3810/08/2010

Really-what's "fit" about that body? Yeah-he lost weight, but there's not even a hint of definition anywhere to be found. It's kinda like when they had a picture of that skinny ass "Caroline in the City" whore on the cover of TV Guide yowling about her "Buff Body" when her arms looked like matchsticks.

by Anonymousreply 3910/08/2010

He's lost the weight but his face still looks like __________

by Anonymousreply 4010/09/2010

an Olmec?

by Anonymousreply 4110/09/2010

How do you think Castro and Jaclyn Smith feel?

by Anonymousreply 4210/09/2010

I think he's been getting a lot of well deserved shit for his hypocrisy regarding the It Gets Better campaign and now he's trying to play nice.

by Anonymousreply 4310/09/2010

McAfee site advisor has been blocking his site for weeks. It's infested with something.

by Anonymousreply 4410/09/2010

EWWWWWWW FLABOLA

by Anonymousreply 4510/09/2010

[quote]and now a great body.

That's what you think is a "great body"? That flabby thing at the OP's link?

You MUST be Perez herself. No one else would ever call that "a great body"

by Anonymousreply 4610/09/2010

R37 so true it burns

by Anonymousreply 4710/09/2010

Interesting that you used the word "launched", OP. It's an apt word given that Perez's head is as big as an oil tanker.

An empty oil tanker.

by Anonymousreply 4810/09/2010

pretty perez

by Anonymousreply 4906/12/2013

Your newborn son must be proud of you. You're quite the example of a good father.

NSFW

by Anonymousreply 5007/31/2013

He looks like an elderly ape.

by Anonymousreply 5107/31/2013

I applaud him for getting in good shape but that won't change the fact that he's ugly as fuck. Even with a good body, I would never want to even shake his hand. He's grotesque.

by Anonymousreply 5207/31/2013

He looks like one of the cavemen from the Geico commercials.

Poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 5307/31/2013

What can he do about the face?

by Anonymousreply 5407/31/2013

That is not a good or healthy body.

by Anonymousreply 5507/31/2013

Vote for me!

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by Anonymousreply 5608/01/2013
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