From US Magazine%0D %0D 1. My favorite TV show is Nurse Jackie.%0D %0D 2. I do not use the internet.%0D %0D 3. As I write this, I am listening to my new CD.%0D %0D 4. I always have apple juice and yogurt in my refrigerator.%0D %0D 5. I'm a really good poker player.%0D %0D 6. My favorite ice cream - dulce de leche.%0D %0D 7. New York is my favorite place to live.%0D %0D 8. I love to swim.%0D %0D 9. I speak fluent French.%0D %0D 10. I drink two cups of coffee a day.%0D %0D 11. I am allergic to scallops.%0D %0D 12. I make a killer pot roast.%0D %0D 13. I love the Olive Garden!%0D %0D 14. I have three dogs.%0D %0D 15. I walk my dogs every day through Central Park.%0D %0D 16. My favorite color is red!%0D %0D 17. I've traveled to France more than anywhere else in the world.%0D %0D 18. I have a crush on countless talented people.%0D %0D 19. The first thing I do each morning is thank God for another glorious day.%0D %0D 20. Dancing is one of the most romantic things to do.%0D %0D 21. My favorite perfume is Obsession.%0D %0D 22. I have been to the White House four times.%0D %0D 23. My first pet was a poodle named John Cook.%0D %0D 24. I have more shoes than I know what to do with!%0D %0D 25. I love Lady Gaga's music.
25 things you don''t know about LIZA MINNELLI \\n
|by Anonymous||reply 130||03/23/2013|
Fellas, let's add some.%0D %0D I'll start%0D %0D %0D I washh arreshhted for having shexxx at Shhtudio 54!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/02/2010|
"3. As I write this, I am listening to my new CD." Um, I'm pretty sure we all know she's a fucking narcissist.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/02/2010|
R2 - her new CD is pretty good.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/02/2010|
I am listening to Liza as I write this.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/02/2010|
1 thing we do know about LIZA MINNELLI: she can't speak without spitting.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/02/2010|
R2- Old recordings just now getting released.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/02/2010|
I got my drive from my mother and my dreams from my father.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/02/2010|
26. She has more talent than anyone posting here.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/02/2010|
From the neck up I feel like Dororthy,%0D from the waist down I feel like the Tin Man!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/02/2010|
"13. I love the Olive Garden!"%0D %0D I hope she'll be forgiven for this.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/02/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/02/2010|
loves Olive Garden means she likes eating Italian pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/02/2010|
Liza is a living legend. What a great entertainer!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/02/2010|
My preferred artishtic medium is clay.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/02/2010|
1. I always have Grey Goose and Crown Royal in the refrigerator.%0D %0D 2. I snort an 8-ball every day.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/02/2010|
1. My favorite TV show is Nurse Jackie because the gal loves her PILLS!
2. I do not use the internet because my bottle of vodka doesn't have a keyboard.
3. As I write this, I am guzzling champagne out of a slipper. And then I'm going to drink gin out of 12 army boots.
4. I always have apple juice and yogurt in my refrigerator, and booze in my mouth.
5. I'm a really good poker player because I use to poke all my ex hubbies with enormous strap-ons.
6. My favorite ice cream - dulce de scotch.
7. New York is my favorite place to live because you can score blow 24-7.
8. I love to swim in a bathtub of gin.
9. I speak fluent French, but only the s sounds.
10. I drink two cups of vermouth a day.
11. I am allergic to sobriety.
12. I make a killer 12-gallon Long Island Ice Tea.
13. I love the beers at Madison Square Garden!
14. I have three hot dogs while I brush my teeth.
15. I walk my dogs every night through the Ramble in Central Park, looking for huzzie number four -- or ish it EIGHT?
16. My favorite color is red wine!
17. I've traveled to the liquor store more than anywhere else in the world.
18. I have a crush on countless talented people. I can't count them because I'm drunk.
19. The first thing I do each morning is wonder where the hell I am and thank God for another glorious day. Where's my fucking aspirin?
20. Dancing with a flouncing nelly queen is one of the most romantic things to do.
21. My favorite perfume is Uninhabited.
22. I have been to Betty Ford four times.
23. My first pet was Peter Allen.
24. I have more shoes than I know what to do with because I'm too fucking drunk to walk!
25. I will say I love Lady Gaga's music in the vain hope she will call me and make me relevant to the kids younger than 63.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/02/2010|
Mama was FUNNY!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/02/2010|
26) Mama made the BEST Cream Of Wheat
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/02/2010|
Pit bull dykes have eaten me out.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/02/2010|
Mama once shaid to me "Don't shing my shongs" so I told her "Don't drink my shcotch."
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/02/2010|
I had an affair with Burt Reynoldshh but lied and told my husshband Jack that it wassh Lorna!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/02/2010|
I was too busy to return my mother's phone calls in the last pathetic weeks of her life.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/02/2010|
Shome people ushed to shay that I lipshynced shome of my shongs in "The Act". Well they were wrong!! I lipshynced all my shongs in "The Act".
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/02/2010|
If you put together all of my husbands last names, they spell HAGG. Haley Allen Gero Gest
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/02/2010|
The last thing I remember about Mama was getting a call about her shitting her kidney out on some god-damned British toilet.
Maybe it was her lungs. Honest, I was at a party and was messed up.
I loved her and wished I was there to help but I didn't really want to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/02/2010|
WW for 23!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/02/2010|
Maybe you need to be reminded that Liza has won every major award in the entertainment business: an Oscar, Tonys, Emmy and Grammys just to name a few.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/02/2010|
It'sh almosht my favorite sheashon! That'sh right, Chrishmashtime!%0D %0D Shilver bellsh....Shilver bellsh...%0D %0D It'sh Chrishmash time in the shitty...
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/02/2010|
I once thought about having sex with Joel Grey. But then I looked at his daughter Jennifer and thought, He doesn't need another kid with a nose the size of Long Island.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/02/2010|
I take popshickles to Joey every chance I get.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/02/2010|
I keep my stash behind the toilet tank!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/02/2010|
Mama, can you hear me?
Mama, can you see me?
Mama, can you find me passed out on the carpet in the night?
Mama, are you near me?
Mama, can you hear me?
Mama, can you help me not be sober?
Looking at the pharmacy
A millions charms I see
Which ones were yours?
Where are you and the twitch you had
From a barbiturate?
My buzz is so much slower.
My high is so much lower.
The toadstool I see is so much bigger now that I'm so fucked up.
Mama, please forgive me.
Try to understand me.
Mama, don't you know I had no choice?
Can you hear me snorting,
With homos I%E2%80%99m cohorting,
Even though the disco is filled with voices?
I remember ev'rything you taught me
Ev'ry song I've ever sung.
Can all the notes in all the Arlen
Help me be as good as Garland?
My vibrato%E2%80%99s so much taller
But my range is so much smaller.
Your tone is twice as lonely
And, let%E2%80%99s face it: I ain%E2%80%99t so bright.
Mama, how I love you.
Mama, how I need you.
Mama, how I miss you
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/02/2010|
r28, don't know how many years that's been on DL, but it KILLS me every time. I have a suspish that it's been many yearsh.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/02/2010|
[quote]7. New York is my favorite place to live. Really? And here I thought it was Council Bluffs, Iowa, all this time.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/02/2010|
[quote]26. She has more talent than anyone posting here.
And has taken more drugs than all of us put togetherQ
|by Anonymous||reply 35||10/02/2010|
Hey, I love the Olive Garden. I don't know why it gets a bad rap on here.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/02/2010|
Lishas publicist is obviously a DLer c'mon: The Olive Garden?
I don't know about a mean pot roast but she sure makes a mean drunk!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/02/2010|
Are points 18 and 25 related perchance?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/02/2010|
Does the Olive Garden have two for one drink specials?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/02/2010|
26. I have a shishter. Her name ish . . . right on the tip of my tongue.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||10/02/2010|
W&W for r40. STAT.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||10/02/2010|
21. It's not the fragrance itself. I just like saying Obsheshun. Obsheshun. Obsheshun.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||10/02/2010|
The DL New York gays' dilemma: Liza loves Olive Garden.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||10/03/2010|
r16 made me laugh so hard tearsh came to my eyesh.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||10/03/2010|
r43... Do you think she comes here and just decided to slip that in to make some old NY queens' heads explode?
No fucking way she loves the Olive Garden imho. She's treated like royalty at the world's finest restaurants, can eat where ever she likes every single day for every single meal, hire the finest personal chefs even.... And she likes the Olive Garden? No effin way.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||10/03/2010|
Olive Garden hash the besht breadshticksh and they give you free refills on shcotch...I mean shoda. That'sh why it'sh sho marveloush.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||10/03/2010|
Hey, if she likes Olive Garden, she likes Olive Garden....de gustibus non est disputandum.But, does that mean that no one on DL can ever criticize the gay icon's restaurant again? " Oh, the Olive Garden in NYC is only for tourists. No self-respecting New Yorker would ever think of being seen there." Except for Liza.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||10/03/2010|
Liza is NOT a New Yorker.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||10/03/2010|
r15 and r16 are not funny at all. In fact, nobody on this thread is.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/03/2010|
Liza saying she likes the Olive Garden is a god-damned Datalounge spiritual CRISIS.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/03/2010|
Oh, lighten up, Lorna at r49.
Didn't you even giggle at "I always have apple juice and yogurt in my refrigerator... and booze in my mouth."
That's pretty effin funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/03/2010|
R48, that's the funniest thing I have ever read. Liza is the queen of New York ( other than a few deluded ones from Chelsea).
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/03/2010|
I suppose she's also the Queen of Broadway despite all her Broadway flops.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/03/2010|
26. Mama and I ushed to lock Lorna out of the houshe sho she wouldn't kill our buzzsh.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/03/2010|
Liza Pills says: "Liza was one of the most talented singers ever. She also had a lot of pain and struggle throughout her life. Despite that, she had a good heart, which is hard to encounter in New York. At a time when gay people were oppressed beyond belief, they identified with her struggles and she theirs."
If you really believed that LP, you would change your insulting screen name, which only contributes to the image of Minnelli as a pill-popping no-talent better off forgotten, not an artist on the level of Sinatra or Picasso or Callas.
YOU and YOUR NAME are part of the problem, LP.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/03/2010|
I drink two cups of coffee a day with 20 spoons of sugar in each cup.
I'm a lesbian but nobody know it.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/03/2010|
R45, Liza will go anywhere where she can comfortable SMOKE outside. And score drugs.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||10/03/2010|
Let us not forget--- Liza went running out in the street at half hour call at a VICTOR/VICTORIA matinee to 'meet her pharmacist.' That's what she told Tony Roberts-- he refused to go on for that performance and did not return until Julie returned from vacation.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/03/2010|
Fuck you, R53!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||10/03/2010|
This thread has had me CRYING WITH TEARS OF LAUGHTER, bitches. Especially R16. I'm still laughing at it now, I think I'm going to have to read it again.
God blessh you, R16!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/03/2010|
That she actually passed away in 1997.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/03/2010|
I am bald. I only wear wigshhh.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/03/2010|
thaths 25 thinghs i don't need to know about.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/03/2010|
To get serious for a moment, Ms. Minnelli's new CD, CONFESSIONS, is an artistic triumph. She will win yet another Grammy for Best Traditional Pop Vocal Performance kicking that STD-ridden dinosaur, Tony Bennett, to the curb at long last. It seems as if she finally took the backstabbing, vociferous haters' advice and has chosen a softer, more intimate approach to songs and the dividends are simply astonishing.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||10/03/2010|
Because R64, the tapes were recorded years ago.%0D %0D Are you H.C. from All That Chat?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/03/2010|
Does anybody, has anybody EVER LISTEN to Liza on records or CDs? Even at her best she's lousy -- it doesn't translate. R64, Streisand will be up for the same award, no way Liza will win.
This is pleasant Liza, but it's 40 years old:
|by Anonymous||reply 66||10/03/2010|
LIZA CANCELS MAINE CONCERT ENGAGEMENT!!!%0D Per All That Chat she was feeling woozy.%0D Will she make it for Larry King's farewell and an appearance on The View??
|by Anonymous||reply 67||10/03/2010|
Thanks R66! I love her A&M and Capitol recordings. Glad that those catalogues came out on CD sets. I wore out the LP's. This was when she had IT..%0D sadly, that time is long past.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/03/2010|
Hi r68, what Liza recordings would you recommend? I have the Cabaret soundtrack, Liza with a Z, and the one she did with the Pet Shop Boys. What else should I have? Thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||10/03/2010|
[quote]LIZA CANCELS MAINE CONCERT ENGAGEMENT!!! Per All That Chat she was feeling woozy.
How can she tell?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||10/03/2010|
R68, the Complete A&M Recordings CD is the ONLY Liza Minnelli worth buying. See Link.
She's way too green on her early Capital recordings, and waaay too affected on the Columbia 1970s stuff. In 1968-71 on A&M, she was just right.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||10/03/2010|
I meant to aim that at you, R69.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||10/03/2010|
I'm having this mental image of a soused Liza regaling out of town tourists with tales of "Mama" while tottering in her perch at the bar of the Times Square Olive Garden.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||10/03/2010|
What days is she supposed to be on The View and Larry King?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||10/03/2010|
There is an Olive Garden in Chelsea. Where else do you think she's going to meet her next husband and find a president for her fan club?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||10/03/2010|
Thanks, r71! I just ordered the Liza A & M recordings. How about Judy? I have LIve at Carnegie Hall but not much else. It seems her recordings are so disorganized. What would you recommend?
|by Anonymous||reply 76||10/03/2010|
R 68-The early Liza recordings%0D %0D THE COMPLETE CAPITOL COLLECTION on drg%0D %0D LIZA MINNELLI - THE COMPLETE A&M RECORDINGS%0D %0D %0D Both are two disc sets and are LIZA GOLD!!!!%0D The best in my opinion.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||10/03/2010|
R74- Tuesday night on Larry King. Not sure about The View.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||10/03/2010|
R77, I have no Judy recommendations, but this is something to consider:
|by Anonymous||reply 79||10/03/2010|
FOR SHAME! LIZA AT CARNEGIE HALL is the best album besides LIZA WITH A Z! Her "Some People" on the Carnegie Hall album is the very best she has EVER been!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||10/03/2010|
I agree, Liza at Carnegie Hall is a great album. It was her last great album. Is it still available?
|by Anonymous||reply 81||10/03/2010|
This is a Hollywood Palace show from 1967 that presents the A&M artists: Liza, TJB, Burt Bacharach, Sergio Mendes & Brazil 66. In seven parts, below is the link to Liza's part. I downloaded the whole show and burned it to DVD, it looks awesome.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||10/03/2010|
[quote]I speak fluent French.
she can barely get out a sentence in english, so she really ought to change that to "i SPOKE fluent french at one time".
|by Anonymous||reply 83||10/03/2010|
26. yes, all of my husbands were gay- i needed someone to enable me, and the gays are great at that. for love and sex though, i always preferred the touch of a woman's hand.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||10/03/2010|
She was with Chita Rivera's daughter, Lisa.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||10/03/2010|
Why would it be considered inconceivable that Liza Minnelli would like the Olive Garden? Her dear friend Michael Jackson's favorite food was KFC.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||10/04/2010|
I shtarted working with clay ...
|by Anonymous||reply 87||10/04/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 88||10/04/2010|
i loved her in cabaret, but until recently i thought she was singing "come to the cabaret, ocean." it was a puzzlement to me. %0D %0D i pulled up r18's link. she and her mom were sooo beautiful then.%0D %0D liza seemed really nice to k. griffin when she got acting tips from her for L&O SVU. plus, she wears sparkly clothes. aaaaaaah. we girls love our sparkles!
|by Anonymous||reply 89||10/04/2010|
oh, and i bet it's olive garden to-go. perhaps we should watch her street for people with those big olive garden bags.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||10/04/2010|
good for her
|by Anonymous||reply 91||10/04/2010|
shtart shpreadin' the newzzz . . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 92||10/04/2010|
God, Liza has been with many women, not just Chita Rivera's daughter. I can't fathom her in a long term relationship...tell us more, R84!
|by Anonymous||reply 93||10/04/2010|
[quote] The first thing I do each morning is thank God for another glorious day.%0D %0D Rick Sanchez, take note.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||10/04/2010|
What good is shitting alone in your room%0D %0D Come hear the mushic play%0D %0D Life ish a Cabaret *hic*
|by Anonymous||reply 95||10/04/2010|
Carmen MacRae was one of her lovers
|by Anonymous||reply 96||10/04/2010|
WTF? Carmen McRAE was her mother's age.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||10/04/2010|
Cheersh! And yesh, I'll have another!
|by Anonymous||reply 98||10/04/2010|
is this over?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||10/04/2010|
ENOUGH with Liza. Come over to my thread and worship me, dolls!
My assistant says fags love me! WHO KNEW??
|by Anonymous||reply 100||10/04/2010|
R99- It will reboot tomorrow after Liza's 'farewell' appearance on Larry King.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||10/04/2010|
She won every award because of nepotism
|by Anonymous||reply 102||10/04/2010|
Where did you get that, R96? I could see them doing drugs together, but you'd think that if Liza had gotten that close to Carmen, she'd have learned something about music.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||10/04/2010|
I read that here on DL, R103.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||10/04/2010|
r93,according to my friend, it was about 3 years they were involved for (i was told the story years ago, so details are vague). i do remember her saying that she left the relationship because it was so draining- liza is more in need of a caretaker than a lover.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||10/04/2010|
r105, did your friend know any of Liza's gay husbands or was she between marriages? I thought her husbands were there to play nursemaid.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||10/05/2010|
Sometimes when she'd do "Cabaret" she'd sing "what good is sitting alone in your voom."%0D That always made me want to scream "it's room goddammit, ROOM!"
|by Anonymous||reply 107||10/05/2010|
1. I love shitting on my couch in the dark in the middle of the night looking at the lightsh of Manhattan.
2. I meant it when I said I love shitting on my couch in the dark in the middle of the nigh looking at the lightsh of Manhattan. I don't know why people can't just believe what I'm shaying to them.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||10/05/2010|
Did she go to last night's Grammy's?
|by Anonymous||reply 109||02/14/2011|
this thread makes me laugh until I drop
|by Anonymous||reply 110||02/14/2011|
I shit glitter and shparklesh!
|by Anonymous||reply 111||02/14/2011|
I still tell Joe that when Mama gets home, she'll take him to Disneyland.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||02/14/2011|
so is her name actually short for Eliza, which is in turn short for Elizabeth?
|by Anonymous||reply 113||02/14/2011|
Her full name is Liza. She was named after Vincente's mother, I think. Good thing Liza wasn't named after Judy's mother or her name would be "Cunt."
|by Anonymous||reply 114||02/14/2011|
Some jerk deleted the post Liza Minnelli. In it there were more than 210 responses and now it doesn't exist, strange eh?
There is a post in DL which is called Liza Minnelli but it's not the one i'm talking about.
I guess there are some jerks in DL, that don't like people to praise and support Liza. Some behaviors are really sad in here.
And by the way, cut the crap jerks. PEAK HOURS MY ASS. IT CAN'T BE PEAK OURS ALL THE DAY, EVERY TIME YOU WROTE THAT. NOBODY IS GOING TO GIVE MONEY TO JERKS LIKE YOU. IF YOU WERE INDEED GOOD PEOPLE MAYBE, BUT YOU ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED. I APPRECIATE MORE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT OPS, BECAUSE FROM EXAMINING THINGS IN HERE I CAME TO BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE MORE GOOD AND CARING PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE. Many OPS in here are really mean, and they don't care about other people's ideas, they are jealous and mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||12/14/2012|
Attention Shoppers: Crazy on aisle 115.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||12/14/2012|
I don't believe for a moment that she never uses the Internet . . . she has revealed in interviews that she's a closet computer geek, so how could she never use the Internet?
|by Anonymous||reply 117||12/14/2012|
[quote]13. I love the Olive Garden!
A frau most hopeless...I bet she watches Jennifer Aniston movies too.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||12/14/2012|
[quote]13. I love the Olive Garden!
This is just bullshit calculated to make her more "relatable" to the little people, which might move more merchandise.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||12/14/2012|
I've had dinner with her at the Olive Garden at Times Square.
She really does like the food...
...and the low prices!
|by Anonymous||reply 120||12/14/2012|
A friend of mine had dinner with her at Olive Garden in Chelsea.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||01/02/2013|
So R121 what impression Liza gave to your friend?
|by Anonymous||reply 122||01/02/2013|
I heard Liza is one of the nicest people!!! Is she a closet les or bi?
|by Anonymous||reply 123||02/07/2013|
[quote]I washh arreshhted for having shexxx at Shhtudio 54!
That is not true, that has never been confirmed!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||02/07/2013|
[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 125||03/23/2013|
Mom didn't like the fact that Liza scored more pussy than she did.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||03/23/2013|
[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 127||03/23/2013|
Liza is very modest, and doesn't want it known that she schools Daphne Zuniga in science, politics, human rights, engineering and saving the planet.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||03/23/2013|
[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 129||03/23/2013|
[quote]19. The first thing I do each morning is thank God for another glorious day.
I can sure as hell believe that!
|by Anonymous||reply 130||03/23/2013|