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Two Old Maids...Were Laying In A Bed...

One jumped up...%0D %0D And this is what she saaaaaaid.

by Anonymousreply 1210/05/2010

I want to feel this love between us/Get down and do some cunnilingus!

by Anonymousreply 110/01/2010

I'm going in the kitchen for some bread pudding. You want any?

by Anonymousreply 210/01/2010

LYING in a bed.

Unless they were laying eggs.

by Anonymousreply 310/01/2010

Bitch, please! Who you calling old?

by Anonymousreply 410/01/2010

I wanna be an airborne ranger%0D %0D %0D Live a life of sex and danger

by Anonymousreply 510/01/2010

roll over%0D %0D roll over

by Anonymousreply 610/01/2010

"I may not have my cherry, but I still have the box it came in."

by Anonymousreply 710/01/2010

Hey Lolly Lolly chicka boom chicka boom

by Anonymousreply 810/01/2010

LOL at r7

by Anonymousreply 910/01/2010

My muffin hasn't had a cherry since 1937!

by Anonymousreply 1010/01/2010

All the gurls love my dusty muffin!

by Anonymousreply 1110/02/2010

Two old maids%0D Lying in bed%0D No one realized%0D They were long since dead%0D %0D Neighbors didn't notice%0D Or care, is what I mean%0D Why these dear old ladies%0D Hadn't recently been seen%0D %0D The moral of this story%0D Lies between the lines%0D Care enough about others %0D Don't ignore important signs%0D %0D Two old maids %0D Lying in bed%0D No one seemed to care%0D If they were living or dead%0D

by Anonymousreply 1210/05/2010
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