Most men naturally dress left since the left testicle hangs slighly lower than the right testicle. And pants--especially with the construction of the fly front--are made to naturally guide your cock and balls to hang left.%0D %0D However, when you shift your package to the right side, it bulges more in your pants even if your junk is not all that big or prone to bulging.
Dressing right, dressing left
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/04/2015|
Crotch-watching is one of life's little--or on occasion--big pleasures. I could do it for hours.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/29/2010|
That's incredibly interesting, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/29/2010|
Question from a non-penised person: when you dress to either side, does ALL of your stuff go on that side? %0D %0D Wouldn't your pants seam be off center?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/29/2010|
R3. Most guys don't have enough "stuff" to actually cause the seam to be off center. Also, unless the pants are skin-tight, there is always enough room to have your stuff hang naturally. Plus, a guy would rarely ever "arrange" his stuff on one side or another.%0D %0D In most cases, your stuff naturally hangs slightly left simply due to the anatomy of your lower left testicle anatomy and the way the fly is sewn into the pants. And even in cases of dressing right, most guys don't intentionally arrange it that way. %0D %0D "Dressing left" originally began years ago when tailors added just a slight amount of material to the left side of the suit pants to accommodate a man's genitals. But dressing left would have naturally happened because of the left ball.%0D %0D And keep in mind, the whole notion of where your stuff hangs is really ever so slight. But it's just enough. And in it's soft and flaccid state, a man's genitals are extremely flexible and adaptive. Just look at a man who crosses his legs when he sits. This happens because the penis and testicles can flop every which way and not be crushed or even felt much by leg crossing.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/29/2010|
Thanks, R4, for taking the time to explain all that. Always wondered.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/29/2010|
OP is the dick "dressing" fetish troll who has initiated/referenced this topic in multiple threads the last two weeks; often referencing his tailor and his tailor's alleged mention of "which way a man 'dresses'". It truly is one of the lamest, odd fetish trollings I've seen on DL. My guess is that OP is in his 60s and likely came out late in life.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/29/2010|
R6. You're are entirely wrong. It's not a fetish. I started the thread based on the photos I was seeing of John Hamm "dressing right" and sporting a bulge when most guys dress left. I've never posted about this topic or about a tailor before. And I'm nowhere near 60. %0D %0D And if you don't like the topic, then STFU and stay out of this thread. Why annoy yourself--and everyine else--if you have no interest in the subject?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/29/2010|
Screw you, R6
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/29/2010|
I used to dress left, but I started dressing right so my BF can grab my hardon while I'm driving.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/29/2010|
R9. Great, resourceful idea. At least he's paying attention to your hardon and not texting.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/29/2010|
I dress "up."
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/29/2010|
R11. Oh, you're so European "up" in your briefs. Speedos too if you've noticed Euro men on the beach.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/29/2010|
I don't get the boxers fetish for this reason.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/29/2010|
What do you mean, R13? Could you explain?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/29/2010|
American guys wear such baggy pants/shorts that dressing left or right is no longer an issue unless you have 24 inch long junk.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/29/2010|
Docker pants make room for everything for fat Americans.%0D %0D Dressing left or right was really more a factor for tailors making custom-made suits or tailoring fine suit pants for their clientele.%0D %0D Check your insteam, sir?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/29/2010|
Does the left testicle always hang lower? Is there an evolutionary advantage to having one hang lower?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/29/2010|
I think the left always hangs lower. My father told me years ago that when he was in college in the 40s, a friend of his conducted a testicle hang study for some class by going around the men's room with a clipboard, asking guys to show him their junk. Yep. Having one lower than the other helps with the comfort factor when it's all squished together. They nest, instead of crush.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/29/2010|
OP? Give it a fucking rest Mary!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/29/2010|
Dressing "right" or "left" has nothing to do with testicles. A right-handed man naturally finds it easier to remove his penis for urinating from the left side of the inseam. Conversely, a left-handed man's penis most often rests on the right side of the inseam.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/15/2012|
R20, you ARE a breath of fresh air in this otherwise stinky thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/15/2012|
It's kind of a moot point unless you wear boxers or go commando. Briefs and boxer briefs take care of the boys.
R20=idiot. If that were the case why would we even need the concept of "dressing left?" A tailor could just note whether you're left- or right-handed
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/15/2012|
[quote][R11]. Oh, you're so European "up" in your briefs. Speedos too if you've noticed Euro men on the beach. Speedos are like a man push up bra.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/15/2012|
Darling, I swing either way
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/15/2012|
I wear nice snug jockey shorts so I don't dress right or left. I dress in the middle. My boys need a home with full room and board. None of this loose boxer malarkey where everything just flops around like a bobble head.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/15/2012|
that's what i wondererd [R25)...how is it not uncomfortable to have your junk flopping around all day? i'm going nuts if my bra doesn't keep the girls restrained
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/15/2012|
Mine just sort of "pokes".
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/15/2012|
The man is right about pants being cut differently on the left side..
The rest of you seem pretty lame. Or rather..... ignorant!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/12/2012|
STOP CALLING IT JUNK. It's good stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/20/2013|
I'm SO glad I don't have to walk around with those things, sheesh.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/20/2013|
You stole my line, R30.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/20/2013|
What the fuck is a lower left testicle? Is that like a Prince Albert thing as well?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/04/2015|
DL is officially dead. If bumping a 5 year old thread (that wasn't that popular 5 years ago) isn't sign of a decline, I don't know what is.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/04/2015|
Ah, ignore post. Perfect for banning the moron thread bumper.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/04/2015|
And this is important why?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/04/2015|
I've seen guys in the gym in cheap baggy boxers. When I see them running on a treadmill I get sympathy pains in my own nuts. Not to mention how uncomfortable it must be when you work up a sweat with all that extra soaking wet material.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/04/2015|