This is so unlike me to notice, and even more unlike me to post this, but anyhoo... I saw The Town today. It's pretty good. Last act of the movie, Blake Lively (doing a terrible Charlestown accent) is in a hospital bed. Jon Hamm walks in the room. The shot carries him from his knees to his head. Huge package. Huge. He's clearly wearing boxers and 'dresses to the left' as my tailor says. I'm not even a Jon Hamm fan and thought he was just OK in the movie. But dayum. The boy is packing.
Jon Hamm has Huge Package
|by Anonymous||reply 87||05/22/2011|
... and it just happens to be pictured on Just Jared today!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/26/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/26/2010|
I would totally suck his cock!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/26/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/27/2010|
I love you bitches!!! thanks for the treat on Monday.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/27/2010|
and 'dresses to the left' as my tailor says."
No, OP. You're "tailor" doesn't say that because you don't have a tailor. You thought it sounded really clever and retro, so you threw it in.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/27/2010|
He clearly fluffed.
I used to see him in the shower at the Y. Not that impressive.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/27/2010|
There's a shot of him wearing boxers, leaning over a pool table to make a shot, in this month's Details. He has spindly legs.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/27/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/27/2010|
Is your nickname "Sunshine," R6?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/27/2010|
gawd r6, what a kunt is it pms or heavy menses that causes your irrational twatitude?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/27/2010|
and PS, c-word at r6, it's "your tailor", not "you're tailor". What a maroon.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/27/2010|
its MORAN not maroon
learn to speel kunt
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/27/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/27/2010|
I think his package is set high. Not that he isn't packing, but the effect is always more dramatic with high-set packages.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/27/2010|
I do have a tailor and he does the adjustments for the left, but then I dress to the right because the effect is so much more obvious.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/27/2010|
Mama DEFINITELY knows her noodles and she gives Mr. Hamm a 5 chopsticks rating.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/27/2010|
Meh. The body is not so sexy.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/27/2010|
Forget about the tailor. Can we get some eyewitness details from R7?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/27/2010|
R11, r6 is highly unlikely to be a woman. Only men make such stupid comments, so you don't have to get all misogynist-sounding.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/27/2010|
[quote] Only men make such stupid comments,
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/27/2010|
Low hanging large balls. Normal sized cut cock. Hair half way down the shaft of said member and totally fuzzy balls and thighs in the pubic area.
He used to be more muscular, but the hair was never trimmed. We are going back 8 years.
I remember when he left the Y to join Equinox.
Quiet much of the time, occasionally asked for a spot, but not a chatty man.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/27/2010|
[quote]its MORAN not maroon
you're a moron
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/27/2010|
I think he's a fag as my cashier at Wal-Mart would say.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/27/2010|
I think he is too R24. His anatomy proves it.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/27/2010|
So does Hamm, R16, if you look at the dog walking photos
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/27/2010|
[quote]and PS, c-word at [R6], it's "your tailor", not "you're tailor". What a maroon.
[quote]its MORAN not maroon
[quote]you're a moron
Girls! Girls! You're all morans!! Er, morons!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/27/2010|
looks like he's dressed right in that picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/27/2010|
Brian Williams is stalking Jon Hamm
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/27/2010|
I'd love to see Brian and Jon compare packages, then pull their cocks out to compare.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/27/2010|
Too small for me
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/27/2010|
When I used 'maroon', I was quoting Bugs Bunny. I use it all the time. I do know that the 'correct' spelling is moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/27/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/27/2010|
OP...In your link, Hamm is dressing to the right.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/27/2010|
OP didn't post the link. I did, dumbass.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/27/2010|
R35 and R1...always felt neglected and ignored as a kid. Boo fucking hoo.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/27/2010|
I guess he likes to swing both ways, R34.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/27/2010|
Goddamnit he is just the hottest to me. I always try to picture him on the toilet having explosive diarrhea so I don't want him so terribly. And do you ever notice how fucking clingy his wife always seems in photos. She is DESPERATE To hold onto this piece of fine meat. And I would be be same way. That is one lucky cunt.
His bulge is so damn yummy.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/27/2010|
Jon Hamm is not married to that woman, R38. They've lived together for many years but have never married. He's been on record as saying he does not believe in the institution, probably having some abandonment issues because of the premature deaths of both of his parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/27/2010|
He's so gorges. The most beautiful man in media today.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/27/2010|
He ain't got nothing on me, r40
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/27/2010|
I'd love to see Brian Williams and Jon Hamm wrestling in oil
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/27/2010|
More recent bulginess:
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/27/2010|
"He's so gorges."
I don't see him gorging on anything, although there something about him I'd like to gorge on.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/27/2010|
Look at the one with Jennifer gazing into his eyes while he looks into the camera... That bitch KNOWS she better hang on to this one for dear life. Damn, one day he dresses to the right, the next day he dresses to the left. My mouth is watering and my mussy is snapping like an angry turtle!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/28/2010|
So is R7 claiming those are balls we're seeing @R43's link?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/28/2010|
He doesn't look that hung to me at all. He simply looks like a man who either goes commando or wears boxers. And for the record the bulge in the image R43 posted is his cock head, not a ball.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/28/2010|
[quote]And for the record the bulge in the image [R43] posted is his cock head, not a ball.
All the better!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/28/2010|
[quote]I'd love to see Brian Williams and Jon Hamm wrestling in oil
I wouldn't mind being in the middle of a Williams / Hamm sandwich
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/28/2010|
It's hilarious how a thread about such an incredibly handsome man with an enormous penis can become so utterly sexless when discussed by such a gang of harpies.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/28/2010|
ummm, r40?%0D %0D its gorgeous...not gorges you illiterate cunt
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/29/2010|
Their dog is so cute. His gf is one lucky snatch. I did not need another reason to lust after this man.
Danm, danm, danm! (in keeping with the thread)
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/29/2010|
You silly boys, that's where he keeps his back up toupee.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/29/2010|
Fuck me, Dick Whitman!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/29/2010|
I was a bit skeptical until I saw this picture...
The guy has a big bulge.
But then he's always reeked of sizemeat.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/29/2010|
jesus christ on a barge...now that's some bulge
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/29/2010|
Christ, wow, what a bulge. I noticed from the get go. He is basically squeezed into those tight 60's pants. I think he has kind of wide hips too but shit he is hot. He has a really nice smile too. Seems like a sweet guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/29/2010|
We came thisclose to seeing him do porn.
Jon Hamm Did Porn? Kinda, Yeah!
Thu., Sep. 23, 2010 6:44 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca
Can you imagine Don Draper dropping trou?
Hell, we all have! But in a recent interview with The Guardian Jon Hamm, talks about his stint in the porn industry. And, yes, you're reading correctly: porn!
If only he was in front of the camera, though. See, Hamm worked as the set dresser on a soft porn flick in the late '90s, shortly before he hit it big, as it were.
"You gotta move cameras around, and ashtrays; and continuity is apparently an issue," explained The Town star of his duties, which the out-of-work actor took on, he says, to make ends meet.
Apparently, it was current girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt who got him out of the skin biz and "totally" saved him. She called and offered him a part in a play, Lipschtick, she was doing in NYC.
Jon tells The Guardian:
"I came in after another 12-hour day [on the porn film] to this message on my answer phone, and I was so exhausted and depressed and bone tired that I called her back immediately: 'Yes! I don't care what it is!' I borrowed money for a ticket and lived in New York for six weeks on about $300, stayed on a friend's couch, roller-bladed everywhere."
Naturally, their six weeks together started a relationship that's been going on for more than a decade.
Thanks a lot Jennifer! Not only did you snatch up one of Hollywood's hunkiest (and faithful) men, but we can only assume you also cock-blocked, pun intended, the possibility of Jon being in front of the wrong kind of camera.
Actually, Hamm is such a gentleman we doubt it would have happened, but the thought isn't bad is it?
So, how do you prefer the Mad Men hunk%E2%80%94dapper or naked?
Check out the entire article. We obviously picked out the most scandalous part, but it's a fascinating read, with deets about depression and the inner workings of Hamm and his character.
And we're warning ya: If you're not already smitten by Hamm, you'll be totally gaga after this read. The man puts it all out there, dubious job history and all. He's completely cool with being honest, forthright, and, most importantly, vulnerable.
Sorry, that's just so totally hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/29/2010|
Apparently Hamm seems to dress right. This is the third photo I've seen of him with a right-side bulge. Most men dress left naturally.%0D %0D Of note: Right-side bulges are more pronounced since men's pants are made to naturally dress left. Reason: a man's left testicle hangs slightly lower than the right testicle--thus, "dressing left."%0D %0D So when you arrange your cock and balls to sit on the right-side of the pant leg, your package is more pronounced because the material of the pants and the way the fly front is constructed, your dick would just naturally go to the left and sit there unnoticed. But place everthing to the right, and you're looking to have people notice your bulge.%0D %0D In reality, Hamm's package may be average, but pushing it to the right makes it look bigger.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/29/2010|
Check this shit out. Scroll down a little. The man looks at least partially erect. He obviously goes commando. Even boxers would corral that thing better than that!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/29/2010|
Too bad he's only good as Don Draper.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/29/2010|
I'm from Boston, and think Blake Lively's accent and performance were pretty remarkable. I think she does an outstanding (or should I say "wicked awesome"?) job in "The Town"!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/29/2010|
Must I do everything around here.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/29/2010|
[quote]Too bad he's only good as Don Draper.
Oh, honey, you've got Cheetos dust on your shirt again.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/30/2010|
He should put down that huge package before he gets a hernia.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/30/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/30/2010|
That's not Hamm. It's sausage!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/30/2010|
Cripes; what does HE have to be depressed about?%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 68||09/30/2010|
R68. The stories coming out recently about Hamm being depressed were actually Hamm recounting the time of his life when he was in a state of depression--when he was 20 years old. This was shortly after his parents had died and when he was felt very alone and had no parental figure in his life.%0D %0D The recent stories about Hamm's depression are not about him being depressed now.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/30/2010|
"I was so exhausted and depressed and bone tired"
I would never tire of his bone.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||10/01/2010|
It is so fucking wierd.
After seeing endless bulge shots of him (I mean the guy is a serious exhibitionist, even if he is average, he likes to show alot of cock) I no longer think he is hot. I wanted Mr. Hamm's bone inside me quite deeply, but now its like there is no mystery. Even the bulge shots no longer turn me on.
I am done with you Mr. Hamm!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||10/02/2010|
This often happens to delerious fame chasers who actually think they "know" thier stalkee r71.%0D %0D Stick to what tyou know: pizza pops and pork rinds.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||10/02/2010|
You NAILED me # 72! Nailed me!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||10/02/2010|
admitting you have a problem brings you closer to recovery r73.%0D %0D and ummm, about the sturgeon roe, i highly doubt you would know what to do with it.%0D %0D cunt?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||10/02/2010|
Fresh from TLo: the latest bulge pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||10/02/2010|
Hamm is now dressing right, hiking his pants up and showing off deliberately.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||10/02/2010|
He's having his pants tailored to show bulge and dress right rather than the less noticeable bulge when dressing left. And look at the length of his pants--they're short--he's pulled them up to show the package. Lowkey Hamm knows exacrtly what he's doing.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||10/02/2010|
It looks like padding.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||10/02/2010|
I don't understand guys who go commando or wear boxers. Aren't they afraid of getting an erection at a bad time? How do they hide that?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||10/02/2010|
I think Hammy might have a bit of the ol' exhibitionist in him. Guys who have any sense of modesty do not go out to a nice gathering when their cock bulges are out and proud for all to see.
That said, it's obvious the guy is a free-baller. I don't even detect boxers. That's just nasty. All those beautiful suits soaking in his ball sweat and ass funk. Vile, just vile!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||10/02/2010|
Ball sweat and ass funk, delicious.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||10/02/2010|
"Hamm is now dressing right, hiking his pants up and showing off deliberately."
OMG! He reads DL and he's sending us code through his pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||10/02/2010|
So who started this thread? Tom or Lorenzo?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||10/02/2010|
[quote]I don't understand guys who go commando or wear boxers. Aren't they afraid of getting an erection at a bad time? How do they hide that?
They're all going to hell for showing Lucifer's rod for the world to see!
|by Anonymous||reply 84||10/02/2010|
I think he looks hot. It reminds me of my high school and college days when guys weren't focused on what the show was around their crotch spot. The 70s were glorious days for crotch watching. There were no hang ups about it appealing to the gays like it is now. Guys weren't afraid to show what they had.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||10/04/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 86||10/08/2010|
He is diffently a grower, after he pounded me I had a hard time walking the next day.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||05/22/2011|