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Jon Hamm has Huge Package

This is so unlike me to notice, and even more unlike me to post this, but anyhoo... I saw The Town today. It's pretty good. Last act of the movie, Blake Lively (doing a terrible Charlestown accent) is in a hospital bed. Jon Hamm walks in the room. The shot carries him from his knees to his head. Huge package. Huge. He's clearly wearing boxers and 'dresses to the left' as my tailor says. I'm not even a Jon Hamm fan and thought he was just OK in the movie. But dayum. The boy is packing.

by Anonymousreply 8705/22/2011

... and it just happens to be pictured on Just Jared today!

by Anonymousreply 109/26/2010


by Anonymousreply 209/26/2010

I would totally suck his cock!

by Anonymousreply 309/26/2010


by Anonymousreply 409/27/2010

I love you bitches!!! thanks for the treat on Monday.

by Anonymousreply 509/27/2010

and 'dresses to the left' as my tailor says."

No, OP. You're "tailor" doesn't say that because you don't have a tailor. You thought it sounded really clever and retro, so you threw it in.

by Anonymousreply 609/27/2010

He clearly fluffed.

I used to see him in the shower at the Y. Not that impressive.

by Anonymousreply 709/27/2010

There's a shot of him wearing boxers, leaning over a pool table to make a shot, in this month's Details. He has spindly legs.

by Anonymousreply 809/27/2010


by Anonymousreply 909/27/2010

Is your nickname "Sunshine," R6?

by Anonymousreply 1009/27/2010

gawd r6, what a kunt is it pms or heavy menses that causes your irrational twatitude?

by Anonymousreply 1109/27/2010

and PS, c-word at r6, it's "your tailor", not "you're tailor". What a maroon.

by Anonymousreply 1209/27/2010

um r12?

its MORAN not maroon

learn to speel kunt

by Anonymousreply 1309/27/2010

Details, R7.

by Anonymousreply 1409/27/2010

I think his package is set high. Not that he isn't packing, but the effect is always more dramatic with high-set packages.

by Anonymousreply 1509/27/2010

I do have a tailor and he does the adjustments for the left, but then I dress to the right because the effect is so much more obvious.

by Anonymousreply 1609/27/2010

Mama DEFINITELY knows her noodles and she gives Mr. Hamm a 5 chopsticks rating.


by Anonymousreply 1709/27/2010

Meh. The body is not so sexy.

by Anonymousreply 1809/27/2010

Forget about the tailor. Can we get some eyewitness details from R7?

by Anonymousreply 1909/27/2010

R11, r6 is highly unlikely to be a woman. Only men make such stupid comments, so you don't have to get all misogynist-sounding.

by Anonymousreply 2009/27/2010

[quote] Only men make such stupid comments,


by Anonymousreply 2109/27/2010

R7 here.

Low hanging large balls. Normal sized cut cock. Hair half way down the shaft of said member and totally fuzzy balls and thighs in the pubic area.

He used to be more muscular, but the hair was never trimmed. We are going back 8 years.

I remember when he left the Y to join Equinox.

Quiet much of the time, occasionally asked for a spot, but not a chatty man.

by Anonymousreply 2209/27/2010

[quote]its MORAN not maroon

you're a moron

by Anonymousreply 2309/27/2010

I think he's a fag as my cashier at Wal-Mart would say.

by Anonymousreply 2409/27/2010

I think he is too R24. His anatomy proves it.

by Anonymousreply 2509/27/2010

So does Hamm, R16, if you look at the dog walking photos

by Anonymousreply 2609/27/2010

[quote]and PS, c-word at [R6], it's "your tailor", not "you're tailor". What a maroon.

[quote]its MORAN not maroon

[quote]you're a moron

Girls! Girls! You're all morans!! Er, morons!

by Anonymousreply 2709/27/2010

looks like he's dressed right in that picture.

by Anonymousreply 2809/27/2010

Brian Williams is stalking Jon Hamm

by Anonymousreply 2909/27/2010

I'd love to see Brian and Jon compare packages, then pull their cocks out to compare.

by Anonymousreply 3009/27/2010

Too small for me

by Anonymousreply 3109/27/2010

When I used 'maroon', I was quoting Bugs Bunny. I use it all the time. I do know that the 'correct' spelling is moron.

by Anonymousreply 3209/27/2010

Enough already!

by Anonymousreply 3309/27/2010

OP...In your link, Hamm is dressing to the right.

by Anonymousreply 3409/27/2010

OP didn't post the link. I did, dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 3509/27/2010

R35 and R1...always felt neglected and ignored as a kid. Boo fucking hoo.

by Anonymousreply 3609/27/2010

I guess he likes to swing both ways, R34.

by Anonymousreply 3709/27/2010

Goddamnit he is just the hottest to me. I always try to picture him on the toilet having explosive diarrhea so I don't want him so terribly. And do you ever notice how fucking clingy his wife always seems in photos. She is DESPERATE To hold onto this piece of fine meat. And I would be be same way. That is one lucky cunt.

His bulge is so damn yummy.

by Anonymousreply 3809/27/2010

Jon Hamm is not married to that woman, R38. They've lived together for many years but have never married. He's been on record as saying he does not believe in the institution, probably having some abandonment issues because of the premature deaths of both of his parents.

by Anonymousreply 3909/27/2010

He's so gorges. The most beautiful man in media today.

by Anonymousreply 4009/27/2010

He ain't got nothing on me, r40

by Anonymousreply 4109/27/2010

I'd love to see Brian Williams and Jon Hamm wrestling in oil

by Anonymousreply 4209/27/2010

More recent bulginess:

by Anonymousreply 4309/27/2010

"He's so gorges."

I don't see him gorging on anything, although there something about him I'd like to gorge on.

by Anonymousreply 4409/27/2010

Look at the one with Jennifer gazing into his eyes while he looks into the camera... That bitch KNOWS she better hang on to this one for dear life. Damn, one day he dresses to the right, the next day he dresses to the left. My mouth is watering and my mussy is snapping like an angry turtle!

by Anonymousreply 4509/28/2010

So is R7 claiming those are balls we're seeing @R43's link?

by Anonymousreply 4609/28/2010

He doesn't look that hung to me at all. He simply looks like a man who either goes commando or wears boxers. And for the record the bulge in the image R43 posted is his cock head, not a ball.

by Anonymousreply 4709/28/2010

[quote]And for the record the bulge in the image [R43] posted is his cock head, not a ball.

All the better!

by Anonymousreply 4809/28/2010

[quote]I'd love to see Brian Williams and Jon Hamm wrestling in oil

I wouldn't mind being in the middle of a Williams / Hamm sandwich

by Anonymousreply 4909/28/2010

It's hilarious how a thread about such an incredibly handsome man with an enormous penis can become so utterly sexless when discussed by such a gang of harpies.

by Anonymousreply 5009/28/2010

ummm, r40?%0D %0D its gorgeous...not gorges you illiterate cunt

by Anonymousreply 5109/29/2010

Their dog is so cute. His gf is one lucky snatch. I did not need another reason to lust after this man.

Danm, danm, danm! (in keeping with the thread)

by Anonymousreply 5209/29/2010

You silly boys, that's where he keeps his back up toupee.

by Anonymousreply 5309/29/2010

Fuck me, Dick Whitman!

by Anonymousreply 5409/29/2010

I was a bit skeptical until I saw this picture...

The guy has a big bulge.

But then he's always reeked of sizemeat.

by Anonymousreply 5509/29/2010

jesus christ on a that's some bulge

by Anonymousreply 5609/29/2010

Christ, wow, what a bulge. I noticed from the get go. He is basically squeezed into those tight 60's pants. I think he has kind of wide hips too but shit he is hot. He has a really nice smile too. Seems like a sweet guy.

by Anonymousreply 5709/29/2010

We came thisclose to seeing him do porn.

Jon Hamm Did Porn? Kinda, Yeah!

Thu., Sep. 23, 2010 6:44 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca

Can you imagine Don Draper dropping trou?

Hell, we all have! But in a recent interview with The Guardian Jon Hamm, talks about his stint in the porn industry. And, yes, you're reading correctly: porn!

If only he was in front of the camera, though. See, Hamm worked as the set dresser on a soft porn flick in the late '90s, shortly before he hit it big, as it were.

"You gotta move cameras around, and ashtrays; and continuity is apparently an issue," explained The Town star of his duties, which the out-of-work actor took on, he says, to make ends meet.

Apparently, it was current girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt who got him out of the skin biz and "totally" saved him. She called and offered him a part in a play, Lipschtick, she was doing in NYC.

Jon tells The Guardian:

"I came in after another 12-hour day [on the porn film] to this message on my answer phone, and I was so exhausted and depressed and bone tired that I called her back immediately: 'Yes! I don't care what it is!' I borrowed money for a ticket and lived in New York for six weeks on about $300, stayed on a friend's couch, roller-bladed everywhere."

Naturally, their six weeks together started a relationship that's been going on for more than a decade.

Thanks a lot Jennifer! Not only did you snatch up one of Hollywood's hunkiest (and faithful) men, but we can only assume you also cock-blocked, pun intended, the possibility of Jon being in front of the wrong kind of camera.

Actually, Hamm is such a gentleman we doubt it would have happened, but the thought isn't bad is it?

So, how do you prefer the Mad Men hunk%E2%80%94dapper or naked?

Check out the entire article. We obviously picked out the most scandalous part, but it's a fascinating read, with deets about depression and the inner workings of Hamm and his character.

And we're warning ya: If you're not already smitten by Hamm, you'll be totally gaga after this read. The man puts it all out there, dubious job history and all. He's completely cool with being honest, forthright, and, most importantly, vulnerable.

Sorry, that's just so totally hot.

by Anonymousreply 5809/29/2010

Apparently Hamm seems to dress right. This is the third photo I've seen of him with a right-side bulge. Most men dress left naturally.%0D %0D Of note: Right-side bulges are more pronounced since men's pants are made to naturally dress left. Reason: a man's left testicle hangs slightly lower than the right testicle--thus, "dressing left."%0D %0D So when you arrange your cock and balls to sit on the right-side of the pant leg, your package is more pronounced because the material of the pants and the way the fly front is constructed, your dick would just naturally go to the left and sit there unnoticed. But place everthing to the right, and you're looking to have people notice your bulge.%0D %0D In reality, Hamm's package may be average, but pushing it to the right makes it look bigger.

by Anonymousreply 5909/29/2010

Check this shit out. Scroll down a little. The man looks at least partially erect. He obviously goes commando. Even boxers would corral that thing better than that!

by Anonymousreply 6009/29/2010

Too bad he's only good as Don Draper.

by Anonymousreply 6109/29/2010

I'm from Boston, and think Blake Lively's accent and performance were pretty remarkable. I think she does an outstanding (or should I say "wicked awesome"?) job in "The Town"!

by Anonymousreply 6209/29/2010

Must I do everything around here.

by Anonymousreply 6309/29/2010

[quote]Too bad he's only good as Don Draper.

Oh, honey, you've got Cheetos dust on your shirt again.

by Anonymousreply 6409/30/2010

He should put down that huge package before he gets a hernia.

by Anonymousreply 6509/30/2010

Utterly magnificent!

by Anonymousreply 6609/30/2010

That's not Hamm. It's sausage!

by Anonymousreply 6709/30/2010

Cripes; what does HE have to be depressed about?%0D

by Anonymousreply 6809/30/2010

R68. The stories coming out recently about Hamm being depressed were actually Hamm recounting the time of his life when he was in a state of depression--when he was 20 years old. This was shortly after his parents had died and when he was felt very alone and had no parental figure in his life.%0D %0D The recent stories about Hamm's depression are not about him being depressed now.

by Anonymousreply 6909/30/2010

"I was so exhausted and depressed and bone tired"

I would never tire of his bone.

by Anonymousreply 7010/01/2010

It is so fucking wierd.

After seeing endless bulge shots of him (I mean the guy is a serious exhibitionist, even if he is average, he likes to show alot of cock) I no longer think he is hot. I wanted Mr. Hamm's bone inside me quite deeply, but now its like there is no mystery. Even the bulge shots no longer turn me on.

I am done with you Mr. Hamm!

by Anonymousreply 7110/02/2010

This often happens to delerious fame chasers who actually think they "know" thier stalkee r71.%0D %0D Stick to what tyou know: pizza pops and pork rinds.

by Anonymousreply 7210/02/2010


You NAILED me # 72! Nailed me!

by Anonymousreply 7310/02/2010

admitting you have a problem brings you closer to recovery r73.%0D %0D and ummm, about the sturgeon roe, i highly doubt you would know what to do with it.%0D %0D cunt?

by Anonymousreply 7410/02/2010

Fresh from TLo: the latest bulge pics.

by Anonymousreply 7510/02/2010

Hamm is now dressing right, hiking his pants up and showing off deliberately.

by Anonymousreply 7610/02/2010

He's having his pants tailored to show bulge and dress right rather than the less noticeable bulge when dressing left. And look at the length of his pants--they're short--he's pulled them up to show the package. Lowkey Hamm knows exacrtly what he's doing.

by Anonymousreply 7710/02/2010

It looks like padding.

by Anonymousreply 7810/02/2010

I don't understand guys who go commando or wear boxers. Aren't they afraid of getting an erection at a bad time? How do they hide that?

by Anonymousreply 7910/02/2010

I think Hammy might have a bit of the ol' exhibitionist in him. Guys who have any sense of modesty do not go out to a nice gathering when their cock bulges are out and proud for all to see.

That said, it's obvious the guy is a free-baller. I don't even detect boxers. That's just nasty. All those beautiful suits soaking in his ball sweat and ass funk. Vile, just vile!

by Anonymousreply 8010/02/2010

Ball sweat and ass funk, delicious.

by Anonymousreply 8110/02/2010

"Hamm is now dressing right, hiking his pants up and showing off deliberately."

OMG! He reads DL and he's sending us code through his pants.

by Anonymousreply 8210/02/2010

So who started this thread? Tom or Lorenzo?

by Anonymousreply 8310/02/2010

[quote]I don't understand guys who go commando or wear boxers. Aren't they afraid of getting an erection at a bad time? How do they hide that?

They're all going to hell for showing Lucifer's rod for the world to see!

by Anonymousreply 8410/02/2010

I think he looks hot. It reminds me of my high school and college days when guys weren't focused on what the show was around their crotch spot. The 70s were glorious days for crotch watching. There were no hang ups about it appealing to the gays like it is now. Guys weren't afraid to show what they had.

by Anonymousreply 8510/04/2010


by Anonymousreply 8610/08/2010

He is diffently a grower, after he pounded me I had a hard time walking the next day.

by Anonymousreply 8705/22/2011
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