I have a family reunion coming up and want to stay buzzed the whole time.
Is there any type of alcohol (straight or mixed) that can''t be smelled on your breath?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||10/30/2014|
Have it injected.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/26/2010|
Why do you want to hide it, Bill W?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/26/2010|
Stick with vodka and have gum or breath mints handy. A little buzz always helps during family reunions or holiday dinners. You'll have more fun with Aunt Murgatroyd or Cousin Hazel who you haven't seen since the Reagan administration. And if they think you're a lush, who cares. When will you see them again?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/26/2010|
How about Ativan or Xanax instead? One of the nice DL'ers might give you one if you post a dick pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/26/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/26/2010|
Malibu! Just carry a bottle of Hawaiian Tropic and attribute the smell to your tanning lotion.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/27/2010|
[quote]Vodka is the drink of choice for boozehounds, because it leaves no smell. Rubbish. You can smell alcohol on someone breath even if it's vodka.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/27/2010|
Vodka Don't overdo it you don't want to fall over
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/27/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/27/2010|
>>Vodka is the drink of choice for boozehounds, because it leaves no smell I have no idea how that tall tale got started, but it's been around for more than 45 yrs. I can smell vodka on a persons breath
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/27/2010|
It started as part of a marketing campaign when vodka was introduced to the vast American market in the '50s. "Vodka - the breathless drink".
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/27/2010|
I got this off of Google:
"In its early marketing campaigns, Smirnoff used to promote its Vodka as being "the drink that leaves you breathless." Not breathless, as in awe-struck, but breathless as in not having a vaporous alcoholic's breath... which many people believed (then) and still believe today."
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/27/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/27/2010|
Don't drink your vodka straight, mix it with orange juice. It looks innocuous and the smell of the orange overpowers the smell of alcohol.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/27/2010|
I actually read about a woman who would soak her tampon in booze and stick it in her snatch.
She died of alcohol poisoning. Her method of "ingestion" bypassed the digestive system (which breaks the booze down somewhat) and allowed the pure alcohol to enter her bloodstream.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/27/2010|
Vodka most certainly does leave an odor.
I remember my freshman year of college I had gotten piss drunk drinking vodka cocktails all night with some buddies. Well the next day my mother had to come pick me up to take me home for the holiday weekend and she said I smelled like a "homeless drunkard" when I stepped into the car.
Even though I showered and put a little cologne on to attempt to mask it, it still was obvious because alcohol seeps through your pores, no matter if you shower up or not. It comes out of the skin for a day or two afterwards, depending on how much you've drank.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/27/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/27/2010|
I used to work with a woman who would go out to her car an sip on a flask on her lunch breaks. Everyone knew that she did it, but no one ever told. Her choice drink was vodka, and she never had an odor. I drink a lot (only at night), and am paranoid about it coming out in my pores. I often wonder if people know that I am a drunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/27/2010|
good vodka doens't leave a smell, but it may reveal itself in other ways.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/27/2010|
Any alcohol consumed in quantity can be smelled on someone from white wine to vodka.
If you need to drink to go to a family reunion, then you either should not go to the reunion, or you have a drinking problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/27/2010|
Zima! It smells and tastes like ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/27/2010|
Sigh! Are we really this uninformed?
Vodka has very little smell while it's still in the bottle however once it is ingested and metabolized it can be easily detected.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/27/2010|
Piffle! Everyone knows the liquor that doesn't small!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/27/2010|
"If you want to hide the smell of alcohol on your breath, eat a handful of peanuts."
Peanuts on thread! Peanuts on thread! Don't you know that even the mere mention of peanuts will send my little Madyson into anphalaptyccal cardiac arrest???
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/27/2010|
Op, why would there be no cocktails during your reunion. My family reunions the bar is the top spot.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/27/2010|
Carry a delicate handkerchief with you. Every ten minutes, douse it with a floral fragrance and flutter it in front of your mouth when you speak. Trust me: No one will say a word about your drinking problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/27/2010|
The reunion is for HIS family, r35, not yours.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/27/2010|
In the UK you can buy booze patches, so you can be drunk at work without it smelling on your breath.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/27/2010|
Just eat copious amounts of pot brownies, silly!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/27/2010|
what about white wine?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/27/2010|
Take Altoids. Trust me.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/27/2010|
Just don't ingest any alcohol orally. If you're looking to get drunk without any evidence, have a very good friend shove the liquor bottle up your asshole and perform a hand stand. You'll be drunker than ever using as little alcohol as possible.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/27/2010|
I have to agree with r35. At what family reunions does everyone NOT get wasted?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/27/2010|
Lorazepam saves the day, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/27/2010|
Thank you so very much,R34. The horror, I thought DL was a safe zone.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/27/2010|
I have actually heard of broads soaking tampons in vodka to ingest it. THEIR reason however, differs in that they do it to constrict calories
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/27/2010|
Absolut Cunt Vodka
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/27/2010|
[quote]Peanuts on thread! Peanuts on thread!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/27/2010|
This thread is unbelievable. Just take a pill op. It's safer.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/27/2010|
That's what God invented Cigs for
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/27/2010|
Peanuts? When did I eat peanuts?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/27/2010|
Can anyone remember a book, I think it was a memoir, where two kids decide to drink vodka because there's no smell? They proceed to get sloppy drunk and a cop stops them walking down the street and tells them they're drunk. The kid responds "But you can't smell vodka!" This is going to annoy me until I remember where I read it.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/27/2010|
Just show up with a vodka-soaked tampon and a bag of peanuts and you won't have to go to anymore family reunions.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/27/2010|
Unless your head is up your ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/27/2010|
Make mojitos with lots of fresh mint... chew on the mint leaves...
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/27/2010|
Not true....VODKA my family never smelt ot on me when I drank.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/30/2013|
Parsley. Munch a big mouthful of it. It's the chlorophyll that'll mask the odor of alcohol.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/30/2013|
I like my family. They drink.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/30/2013|
Just buy a gun.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/30/2013|
I know what you mean....
Vodka, Grappa, Champagne.... stay with no colour liquids. No colour, no smell -> until a certain dose of course !! Exception: Herbs liquer like Sambuca: that smells, of course.
Another tip: Sweets filled with liqueur ,like cherry or egg or orange liqueur. You can eat them in front of them and no one will realize what your doing. May be they even join you and then the event becomes funnier than expected. :)
For the next day: Even worse than a boozy breathe is sweating out the alcohol the next day.
Please: NO AFTERSHAVE OVERKILL. Too much aftershave screams - I'm an alcoholic !!! Look at me !!!
And the smell of irish moss combined with old alcohol smell is disgusting.
Try lemon shower gel and lemon drops.
For the day after: Go to the gym. Alcohol has a hell lot of calories.
Don't do that too often - otherwise you have to see AA.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/30/2013|
As long as you aren't wasted and acting stupid, I don't know why you care if your relatives know you are tipsy.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/30/2013|
Listen to R39, OP. Pot is the answer.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/30/2013|
All alcohol gives off fumes, your best move is to find a dark corner and do it! After a few belts you won't careless .
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/30/2014|
every hour you should gargle with ice cold vodka mixed with cinnamon. it acts as a mouth wash.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||10/30/2014|
I thought the alcohol soaked tampon went into the butt; not the vagina?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/30/2014|
Why will there be no drinking at a party? Are they all ex-alkies who can't be around it or religious types who don't understand that even Jesus drank wine?
Just take a hip flask filled with gin and tonic and have a belt as required. You'll smell delightfully juniper-y. Maybe lemony too if you put a slice in the flask.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||10/30/2014|
R65, why the hell would a woman stuff a tampon up her ass?
Most of us aren't trannies, we have functioning vadges!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||10/30/2014|
What you need is an alcohol vaporizer (see link)
No alcohol breath but if anyone sees you using it there's a good chance they'll think you're a crackhead
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/30/2014|
How can grown adults with life experience actually believe that vodka leaves no detectable scent? Talk about desperately wanting to believe in fairy tales.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||10/30/2014|
The only people who think you can't detect alcohol are alcoholics.
If you drink in moderation, why are you trying to hide it?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||10/30/2014|
Does your family not drink? Are you Amish?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||10/30/2014|