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Is there any type of alcohol (straight or mixed) that can''t be smelled on your breath?

I have a family reunion coming up and want to stay buzzed the whole time.

by Anonymousreply 7110/30/2014

Have it injected.

by Anonymousreply 409/26/2010

Why do you want to hide it, Bill W?

by Anonymousreply 609/26/2010

Stick with vodka and have gum or breath mints handy. A little buzz always helps during family reunions or holiday dinners. You'll have more fun with Aunt Murgatroyd or Cousin Hazel who you haven't seen since the Reagan administration. And if they think you're a lush, who cares. When will you see them again?

by Anonymousreply 809/26/2010

How about Ativan or Xanax instead? One of the nice DL'ers might give you one if you post a dick pic.

by Anonymousreply 909/26/2010


by Anonymousreply 1109/26/2010

Malibu! Just carry a bottle of Hawaiian Tropic and attribute the smell to your tanning lotion.

by Anonymousreply 1209/27/2010

[quote]Vodka is the drink of choice for boozehounds, because it leaves no smell. Rubbish. You can smell alcohol on someone breath even if it's vodka.

by Anonymousreply 1509/27/2010

Vodka Don't overdo it you don't want to fall over

by Anonymousreply 1609/27/2010

Learn ventriloquism.

by Anonymousreply 1809/27/2010

>>Vodka is the drink of choice for boozehounds, because it leaves no smell I have no idea how that tall tale got started, but it's been around for more than 45 yrs. I can smell vodka on a persons breath

by Anonymousreply 1909/27/2010

It started as part of a marketing campaign when vodka was introduced to the vast American market in the '50s. "Vodka - the breathless drink".

by Anonymousreply 2009/27/2010

I got this off of Google:

"In its early marketing campaigns, Smirnoff used to promote its Vodka as being "the drink that leaves you breathless." Not breathless, as in awe-struck, but breathless as in not having a vaporous alcoholic's breath... which many people believed (then) and still believe today."

by Anonymousreply 2109/27/2010


by Anonymousreply 2209/27/2010

Don't drink your vodka straight, mix it with orange juice. It looks innocuous and the smell of the orange overpowers the smell of alcohol.

by Anonymousreply 2409/27/2010

I actually read about a woman who would soak her tampon in booze and stick it in her snatch.

She died of alcohol poisoning. Her method of "ingestion" bypassed the digestive system (which breaks the booze down somewhat) and allowed the pure alcohol to enter her bloodstream.

by Anonymousreply 2509/27/2010

Vodka most certainly does leave an odor.

I remember my freshman year of college I had gotten piss drunk drinking vodka cocktails all night with some buddies. Well the next day my mother had to come pick me up to take me home for the holiday weekend and she said I smelled like a "homeless drunkard" when I stepped into the car.

Even though I showered and put a little cologne on to attempt to mask it, it still was obvious because alcohol seeps through your pores, no matter if you shower up or not. It comes out of the skin for a day or two afterwards, depending on how much you've drank.

by Anonymousreply 2609/27/2010


by Anonymousreply 2709/27/2010

I used to work with a woman who would go out to her car an sip on a flask on her lunch breaks. Everyone knew that she did it, but no one ever told. Her choice drink was vodka, and she never had an odor. I drink a lot (only at night), and am paranoid about it coming out in my pores. I often wonder if people know that I am a drunk.

by Anonymousreply 2809/27/2010

good vodka doens't leave a smell, but it may reveal itself in other ways.

by Anonymousreply 2909/27/2010

Any alcohol consumed in quantity can be smelled on someone from white wine to vodka.

If you need to drink to go to a family reunion, then you either should not go to the reunion, or you have a drinking problem.

by Anonymousreply 3009/27/2010

Zima! It smells and tastes like ass.

by Anonymousreply 3109/27/2010

Sigh! Are we really this uninformed?

Vodka has very little smell while it's still in the bottle however once it is ingested and metabolized it can be easily detected.

Any questions?

by Anonymousreply 3209/27/2010

Piffle! Everyone knows the liquor that doesn't small!

by Anonymousreply 3309/27/2010

"If you want to hide the smell of alcohol on your breath, eat a handful of peanuts."

Peanuts on thread! Peanuts on thread! Don't you know that even the mere mention of peanuts will send my little Madyson into anphalaptyccal cardiac arrest???

by Anonymousreply 3409/27/2010

Op, why would there be no cocktails during your reunion. My family reunions the bar is the top spot.

by Anonymousreply 3509/27/2010

Carry a delicate handkerchief with you. Every ten minutes, douse it with a floral fragrance and flutter it in front of your mouth when you speak. Trust me: No one will say a word about your drinking problem.

by Anonymousreply 3609/27/2010

The reunion is for HIS family, r35, not yours.

by Anonymousreply 3709/27/2010

In the UK you can buy booze patches, so you can be drunk at work without it smelling on your breath.

by Anonymousreply 3809/27/2010

Just eat copious amounts of pot brownies, silly!

by Anonymousreply 3909/27/2010

what about white wine?

by Anonymousreply 4009/27/2010

Take Altoids. Trust me.

by Anonymousreply 4109/27/2010

Just don't ingest any alcohol orally. If you're looking to get drunk without any evidence, have a very good friend shove the liquor bottle up your asshole and perform a hand stand. You'll be drunker than ever using as little alcohol as possible.

You're welcome.

by Anonymousreply 4209/27/2010

I have to agree with r35. At what family reunions does everyone NOT get wasted?

by Anonymousreply 4309/27/2010

Lorazepam saves the day, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4409/27/2010

Thank you so very much,R34. The horror, I thought DL was a safe zone.

by Anonymousreply 4509/27/2010

I have actually heard of broads soaking tampons in vodka to ingest it. THEIR reason however, differs in that they do it to constrict calories

by Anonymousreply 4609/27/2010

Absolut Cunt Vodka

by Anonymousreply 4709/27/2010

[quote]Peanuts on thread! Peanuts on thread!

LOL, R34.

by Anonymousreply 4809/27/2010

This thread is unbelievable. Just take a pill op. It's safer.

by Anonymousreply 4909/27/2010

That's what God invented Cigs for

by Anonymousreply 5009/27/2010

Peanuts? When did I eat peanuts?

by Anonymousreply 5109/27/2010

Can anyone remember a book, I think it was a memoir, where two kids decide to drink vodka because there's no smell? They proceed to get sloppy drunk and a cop stops them walking down the street and tells them they're drunk. The kid responds "But you can't smell vodka!" This is going to annoy me until I remember where I read it.

by Anonymousreply 5209/27/2010

Just show up with a vodka-soaked tampon and a bag of peanuts and you won't have to go to anymore family reunions.

by Anonymousreply 5309/27/2010

Alcohol enema.

Unless your head is up your ass.

by Anonymousreply 5409/27/2010

Make mojitos with lots of fresh mint... chew on the mint leaves...

by Anonymousreply 5509/27/2010

Not true....VODKA my family never smelt ot on me when I drank.

by Anonymousreply 5609/30/2013

Parsley. Munch a big mouthful of it. It's the chlorophyll that'll mask the odor of alcohol.

by Anonymousreply 5709/30/2013

I like my family. They drink.

by Anonymousreply 5809/30/2013

Just buy a gun.

by Anonymousreply 5909/30/2013

I know what you mean....

Vodka, Grappa, Champagne.... stay with no colour liquids. No colour, no smell -> until a certain dose of course !! Exception: Herbs liquer like Sambuca: that smells, of course.

Another tip: Sweets filled with liqueur ,like cherry or egg or orange liqueur. You can eat them in front of them and no one will realize what your doing. May be they even join you and then the event becomes funnier than expected. :)

For the next day: Even worse than a boozy breathe is sweating out the alcohol the next day.

Please: NO AFTERSHAVE OVERKILL. Too much aftershave screams - I'm an alcoholic !!! Look at me !!!

And the smell of irish moss combined with old alcohol smell is disgusting.

Try lemon shower gel and lemon drops.

For the day after: Go to the gym. Alcohol has a hell lot of calories.

Don't do that too often - otherwise you have to see AA.


by Anonymousreply 6009/30/2013

As long as you aren't wasted and acting stupid, I don't know why you care if your relatives know you are tipsy.

by Anonymousreply 6109/30/2013

Listen to R39, OP. Pot is the answer.

by Anonymousreply 6209/30/2013

All alcohol gives off fumes, your best move is to find a dark corner and do it! After a few belts you won't careless .

by Anonymousreply 6310/30/2014

every hour you should gargle with ice cold vodka mixed with cinnamon. it acts as a mouth wash.

by Anonymousreply 6410/30/2014

I thought the alcohol soaked tampon went into the butt; not the vagina?

by Anonymousreply 6510/30/2014

Why will there be no drinking at a party? Are they all ex-alkies who can't be around it or religious types who don't understand that even Jesus drank wine?

Just take a hip flask filled with gin and tonic and have a belt as required. You'll smell delightfully juniper-y. Maybe lemony too if you put a slice in the flask.

by Anonymousreply 6610/30/2014

R65, why the hell would a woman stuff a tampon up her ass?

Most of us aren't trannies, we have functioning vadges!

by Anonymousreply 6710/30/2014

What you need is an alcohol vaporizer (see link)

No alcohol breath but if anyone sees you using it there's a good chance they'll think you're a crackhead

by Anonymousreply 6810/30/2014

How can grown adults with life experience actually believe that vodka leaves no detectable scent? Talk about desperately wanting to believe in fairy tales.

by Anonymousreply 6910/30/2014

The only people who think you can't detect alcohol are alcoholics.

If you drink in moderation, why are you trying to hide it?

by Anonymousreply 7010/30/2014

Does your family not drink? Are you Amish?

by Anonymousreply 7110/30/2014
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