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Expressions that should get you punched if you use them

"When you point the finger you got three pointing back at yourself."

by Anonymousreply 19304/22/2013

It is what it is.

by Anonymousreply 109/23/2010

Whoever denied it, supplied it.

by Anonymousreply 209/23/2010

The problem with questions is that, at best, they only get you answers.

by Anonymousreply 309/23/2010

MARY!

No.

Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 409/23/2010

Any variation of "thrown under the bus."

by Anonymousreply 509/23/2010

"It's all good"

"Think outside the box"

by Anonymousreply 609/23/2010

"Have a blessed day."

by Anonymousreply 709/23/2010

"God never gives us more than we can handle."

"God gives burdens, also shoulders."

"Give it over to Jesus."

by Anonymousreply 809/23/2010

"My bad!"

by Anonymousreply 909/23/2010

"self-loathing"

by Anonymousreply 1009/24/2010

"Sick Puppy"

And

"Happy Camper"

What is this, 1978?

by Anonymousreply 1109/24/2010

"YUMMM!!!"

by Anonymousreply 1209/24/2010

People who say something is awesome or amazing tend to call anything and everthing awesome or amazing so they most definitely deserve to get punched.

by Anonymousreply 1309/24/2010

"Turn that frown upside down!"

by Anonymousreply 1409/24/2010

"EPIC. FAIL."

UGH! I loathe this line.

Just as dumb as "kewl beans."

by Anonymousreply 1509/24/2010

"Amahzing" and "Anywhoo"

by Anonymousreply 1609/24/2010

"Smell you!"

by Anonymousreply 1709/24/2010

Oh, SNAP!

by Anonymousreply 1809/24/2010

"Love the sinner. Hate the sin."

by Anonymousreply 1909/24/2010

It takes a village.

by Anonymousreply 2009/24/2010

"No problem."

"At the end of the day."

by Anonymousreply 2109/24/2010

Peace out.

by Anonymousreply 2209/24/2010

awesome is the most overused term going

by Anonymousreply 2309/24/2010

"It was a miracle!"

"Let's make sure we're on the same page."

"Step up (to the plate) and do your share."

"Little man" or "common man."

by Anonymousreply 2409/24/2010

Saying anything has "jumped the shark."

by Anonymousreply 2509/24/2010

Passive agressive shit like "Good for you" (you know, in that sarcastic tone) or "Happy now?" ("No" *slap* " NOW I'm happy!").

Also

"Hey, don't kill the messenger!" or "Hate the game not the player".

by Anonymousreply 2609/24/2010

A lot on their plate.

by Anonymousreply 2709/24/2010

"I can't wrap my head around that"

by Anonymousreply 2809/24/2010

Never assume. It makes an ass out of u & me.

by Anonymousreply 2909/24/2010

R1 wins.

by Anonymousreply 3009/24/2010

"Democrat Party."

by Anonymousreply 3109/24/2010

Back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 3209/24/2010

Everything always happens for the best.

It wasn't meant to be.

You have to BRING IT! (said 100 times on every "reality" competition show).

by Anonymousreply 3309/24/2010

One step at a time.

Easy does it.

by Anonymousreply 3409/24/2010

OH MY GOD!

A favorite of swishy atheist queens.

by Anonymousreply 3509/24/2010

"DId I really just say that?!"

"Did I say that out loud?!"

"I crack myself up!"

by Anonymousreply 3609/24/2010

"I fat fingered it." It's a way to explain a typo and it's obnoxious and stupid.

by Anonymousreply 3709/24/2010

activist judge

lifestyle choice

I don't think those are expressions, but I'd love to punch anyone who uses them.

by Anonymousreply 3809/24/2010

"By any chance"

No. No chance.

by Anonymousreply 3909/24/2010

"I left my heart on the dance floor"

by Anonymousreply 4009/24/2010

"I'm a gay Christian."

by Anonymousreply 4109/24/2010

Don't blame me, I voted Nader.

by Anonymousreply 4209/24/2010

"God works in mysterious ways" as a response to a horrible tragedy.

Any response to a tragedy that claims it was either the result of bad karma in the past or a harbinger of bad karma in the future.

Both are the verbal equivalent of shrugging your shoulders and not bothering to actually care.

by Anonymousreply 4309/24/2010

"Be proactive" = do my work for me!

by Anonymousreply 4409/24/2010

There's a reason for everything.

Maybe this will lead to something better.

What part of you wanted [this tragedy] to happen? After all, you attracted it.

by Anonymousreply 4509/24/2010

"He died doing what he loved."

by Anonymousreply 4609/24/2010

"I'm going to give you such a pinch."

by Anonymousreply 4709/24/2010

"Calling all prayer warriors!"

by Anonymousreply 4809/24/2010

"I'm blessed, not stressed."

by Anonymousreply 4909/24/2010

"Are you New York-based?" Just ask if they live in New York.

by Anonymousreply 5009/24/2010

What part of "no" don't you understand?

by Anonymousreply 5209/24/2010

I'll pray for you.

by Anonymousreply 5309/24/2010

Don't mess with a Mama Grizzly.

by Anonymousreply 5409/24/2010

"I gave it 110 percent!" Also heard ad nauseum on reality tv shows... I want to scream that it's impossible to give more than 100%, your maximum capability, ya #^%*#^*^#* idiots! Did you ever take math class, asswipe?? Probably not, since you're on Survivor. There, I gave that post 110 percent.

by Anonymousreply 5509/24/2010

He who smelt it dealt it

by Anonymousreply 5609/24/2010

"I'm not here to make friends."

Punching them in the face is ok.

by Anonymousreply 5709/24/2010

"Academy Award winning actress, Gwyneth Paltrow!"

Puh-lease.

by Anonymousreply 5809/24/2010

"I'm like, HELLOOOOOOOO"

by Anonymousreply 5909/24/2010

"It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown."

I wonder how many muscles it will take to shove my foot up your ass.

by Anonymousreply 6009/24/2010

"Concerted effort."

by Anonymousreply 6109/24/2010

Food or Cooking Network:

"Passion is my main ingredient."

by Anonymousreply 6209/24/2010

"it's unconstitutional"

(usually said by a person who doesn't know a fucking thing about anything)

by Anonymousreply 6309/24/2010

"Can you say....?"

"brain fart"

"Let's try to remain cognizant of....."

"Smile"

"in this space"

"circle back"

"drink the Koolaid"

"you betcha"

"in the loop"

"walk the talk"

by Anonymousreply 6409/24/2010

"I'm exhauted from defending you [Obama]" as if that's Obama's fault and not the fault of the crazy media and stupid American public.

by Anonymousreply 6509/24/2010

"I'm Miss Helenbedd."

by Anonymousreply 6609/24/2010

"Real talk..." as if there were fake talk.

by Anonymousreply 6709/24/2010

"Reach out to" instead of "call"

by Anonymousreply 6809/24/2010

"The both," the way illiterate people say "both."

by Anonymousreply 6909/24/2010

"I know, riiiiight?"

by Anonymousreply 7009/25/2010

R12, I hate hearing someone say "Yum!" It's beyond creepy when an adult speaks in baby-talk.

by Anonymousreply 7109/25/2010

Prolly, co-sign, totes makes me want to prolly punch you out.

by Anonymousreply 7209/25/2010

r65, the person who has to bring their political b.s. into every thread. That's not an expression, it was a simple one-time statement.

"No sin is greater than the next". I hate moral equivalency, no stealing a cookie is NOT the same as murder. I actually heard someone say that today.

by Anonymousreply 7309/25/2010

"Put a pin in that."

My boss says this all the time. "Let's put a pin in that and get back to it later."

I'd never heard it before and I think she's using it wrong. It's still annoying.

by Anonymousreply 7409/25/2010

Yeah, R74, I always think of that expression meaning to pop something like a balloon and make it disappear.

by Anonymousreply 7509/25/2010

No worries

talk to the hand

yeah right?

Chelsea is where all the gays live now in NYC

they are thinking of adopting now that they are married

aren't they the cutest couple?

by Anonymousreply 7609/25/2010

Would you like to supersize that?

Would you like a large popcorn for an extra ten cents?

Still working on that?

Have we decided on some apps? (asked by a waiter)

by Anonymousreply 7709/25/2010

"Everything happens for a reason."

I hate this one. I've noticed it's used a lot by people who don't want to take responsibility for what's happened to them that were entirely in their control.

by Anonymousreply 7809/25/2010

Take it to the next level.

I can't believe no one posted it yet. I hear it multiple times on a daily basis and always cringe. Another one in that category is "relate" as in "I could really relate to it." Blech.

by Anonymousreply 7909/25/2010

"God never closes a door without opening a window" (or some such version).

I get that we have to make peace with the fragile nature of our existence, but not everything has a silver lining. In fact, most things don't.

by Anonymousreply 8009/25/2010

no offense but...

by Anonymousreply 8109/25/2010

Off topic, but I'm now insanely in love with R60.

by Anonymousreply 8209/25/2010

When life gives you lemons...

(my favorite response to that is "learn to kill a man with a lemon")

by Anonymousreply 8309/25/2010

Entitled

by Anonymousreply 8409/25/2010

"Never forget!"

by Anonymousreply 8509/25/2010

I love to watch (place name of reality show drek here)!

by Anonymousreply 8609/25/2010

"This is why they hate us."

Technically, it's defense of gay-bashing. That anyone gay can use it revolts me.

"MARY!"

DL used to be a site with people so intelligent some threads were like college seminars, only more fascinating. Now any reply that isn't snide and short gets shot down with this lame-ass comment. Pathetic.

"Oh, dear."

I also remember a time when we picked on the grammar of homophobes and freepers (same thing?) only, for the purpose of shaming them into leaving. Now even typos are mocked, which is just pointless, and many of the "oh, dear" comments are inaccurate (made when there's no mistake), which is, again, just pathetic.

"Rwhoever eats excrement."

That's what you've got? Can't imagine it would hurt anyone out of elementary school.

by Anonymousreply 8709/26/2010

"It's delish!"

Oh, and I also am in love with R60 and totally agree with R63.

by Anonymousreply 8809/26/2010

The use of "informed" in place of "influenced"

"goddess bless"

"self-starter"= I don't want to train you.

"Yo"!

"Sup"

"Peeps"

"frikken"

"fuken"

"Toodles"

by Anonymousreply 8909/26/2010

"Epic fail!"

"Let's throw some jello at the wall and see if it sticks"

by Anonymousreply 9009/26/2010

I'm a guy and I have a straight fuck buddy.

by Anonymousreply 9109/26/2010

As seen through a different lens

Best practice

Wordsmith

What would that look like?

progress monitoring

by Anonymousreply 9209/26/2010

R74, I think she's messing up the expression, let's put a plug on that or let's put a lid on that.

The quote marks hand gesture.

I just want to " punch " them!

by Anonymousreply 9309/26/2010

Don't start anything you can't convince otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 9409/27/2010

r74 - That's a really old expression that's making a comeback; think of putting a pin in a grenade. Your boss's use is more or less correct, although since the expression already implies that "it" will be saved for later, adding "and get back to it later" is a bit pin-headed.

by Anonymousreply 9509/27/2010

That would actually make it kind of cool - I think she's talking more of a bulletin board type image. I'd much rather she pull a pin on a grenade.

by Anonymousreply 9609/27/2010

"It is what it is."

Anyone who uses that is immediately branded as a moron.

by Anonymousreply 9709/27/2010

It means pin as in thumbtack, not pin as in grenade. That's an interesting interpretation, though.

by Anonymousreply 9809/27/2010

How about some Internet speak?

"I can't. I just can't" (code for "overwhelmed")

or

"So this is happening" (accompanied by a twitpic or Instagram - as if it's some hilarious or incredible event)

...and my latest irritation. "This." (as an agreement with what's been posted above)

Say what you want about DL and its phrases, they're usually funny and have a style all their own.

by Anonymousreply 9904/07/2013

How about 24/7? It annoys the hell out of me. It used to be a gangsta speak type thing to say and now newscasters and citizens use it and it sounds tacky (to me). Say you are open all day, every day, say anything but 24/7.

by Anonymousreply 10004/07/2013

Is it true that idiots don't like idioms?

by Anonymousreply 10104/07/2013

erryday, erryone, etc

by Anonymousreply 10204/07/2013

Lena Dunham is the voice of a generation.

by Anonymousreply 10304/07/2013

[quote] Back in the day.

A Jennifer Aniston Movie.

by Anonymousreply 10404/07/2013

Have a good one!

by Anonymousreply 10504/07/2013

Half of the examples in this thread are irritating. The other half are just irritating people complaining about ordinary things.

by Anonymousreply 10604/07/2013

'at the end of the day' If I had a dollar for everybody a politician said that.

by Anonymousreply 10704/07/2013

There's no such thing as luck.

by Anonymousreply 10804/07/2013

He/she should sue.

by Anonymousreply 10904/07/2013

"Tax Cuts Create Jobs!"

"Obama is a Socialist!"

"Obama is a Muslim!"

"Gay Marriage will lead to bestiality!"

by Anonymousreply 11004/07/2013

[quote] It'll work out.

Also a Jennifer Aniston Movie (2015).

by Anonymousreply 11104/07/2013

"Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!"

Also, I'm sure everyone can read through this thread and find at least a few expressions they personally use. I guess we're all irritated by everything. (Or do we say errything now?)

by Anonymousreply 11204/07/2013

It's god's will

(...right after something horrible has happened.)

by Anonymousreply 11304/07/2013

I eat old peoples excrement

by Anonymousreply 11404/07/2013

Hella good. Um, no it's not.

by Anonymousreply 11504/07/2013

moving right along....

by Anonymousreply 11604/07/2013

Let go and let God...

by Anonymousreply 11704/07/2013

Because I Am Not One of Your Fans!

by Anonymousreply 11804/07/2013

puh-leazzze!

by Anonymousreply 11904/07/2013

Fuck me with a chainsaw

by Anonymousreply 12004/07/2013

YOLO

by Anonymousreply 12104/07/2013

Hella's hella stupid, R115, ain't it?

by Anonymousreply 12204/07/2013

It is what it is.

by Anonymousreply 12304/08/2013

I hate when people use "mad" to mean a lot like "I got mad skillz yo." Also yo.

by Anonymousreply 12404/08/2013

"I am not available unforntunately.

However, I have a few lovely daughters who also act, mightn't you consider one of them?

Make it happen and I will be a little more "friendly" next time.

M

by Anonymousreply 12504/08/2013

Not tonight - I have a headache.

by Anonymousreply 12604/08/2013

Let's agree to disagree.

by Anonymousreply 12704/08/2013

R127 YES! I feel patronized when that is said to me.

by Anonymousreply 12804/08/2013

"You only use 10% of your brain".

"Let's unpack that."

by Anonymousreply 12904/08/2013

"That sounds/looks/smells delish!"

"Magazines have issues. People have problems." My dad heard that one somewhere and repeated it every chance he got until one night I told him I had issues with him overusing it. Drove him nuts.

by Anonymousreply 13004/08/2013

Just sayin'

by Anonymousreply 13104/08/2013

"That looks sinful"

by Anonymousreply 13204/08/2013

At the end of the day, has anybody already said at the end of the day?

by Anonymousreply 13304/08/2013

R132, don't you hate people who use the word "sinful" to describe food?

by Anonymousreply 13404/08/2013

"Divinely decadent!" Gross food porn jargon that ruins the experience itself.

by Anonymousreply 13504/08/2013

Fer Realz

by Anonymousreply 13604/08/2013

what R105s, hate when people say that to me

by Anonymousreply 13704/08/2013

R134, I hate it when people use 'sinful' to describe anything, now that you mention it. But yeah, it's the worst. Like when they die they expect to get to heaven and be turned away for having had too many 'decadent' desserts at Macaroni Grill or something.

by Anonymousreply 13804/08/2013

it's not rocket science

touch base

by Anonymousreply 13904/08/2013

Shut the front door

I know, right?

True dat

guestimation

cool beans (arghh)

by Anonymousreply 14004/08/2013

gotcha

From the get go

Between a rock and hard place

same difference

not my cup of tea

gravytrain

barking up the wrong tree

by Anonymousreply 14104/08/2013

[quote]Shut the front door

For morons

by Anonymousreply 14204/08/2013

I hate that people still say 'think outside the box'. How about I punch you in your box?

by Anonymousreply 14304/09/2013

"It was meant to be"

"price point" [except for rare instances among retail pricing strategists, there's almost never a good reason to use this rather than "price"]

"gifted" as a verb

"old school" / "back in the day"

"architect of" [when not in the context of the architecture of buildings]

"makes it pop" / "pop of color" [more HGTV babble]

"bring the outdoors in" [it's a fucking window, not a daring design conceit; they've been around for thousands of years]

by Anonymousreply 14404/09/2013

I like your list, R144, especially "pop." Whenever I hear it, my teeth want to fall out.

by Anonymousreply 14504/09/2013

" Fiddle dee dee" "Well, I declare!" "Oh what I wouldn't tell that varmint"

by Anonymousreply 14604/10/2013

You didn't build that

by Anonymousreply 14704/10/2013

Except for the religious ones, I've used almost every expression posted here at one time or another. If they were all banned from the English language a lot of us would nearly be rendered mute.

by Anonymousreply 14804/10/2013

kill two birds with one stone...

more than one way to skin a cat.

by Anonymousreply 14904/10/2013

Speaking of animals, R149, I want to send to a kill shelter anyone who calls anything a puppy when they're not talking about a young dog.

by Anonymousreply 15004/10/2013

comme ci, comme ca

don't put all your eggs in a basket

one bad apple will spoil the whole bunch

by Anonymousreply 15104/10/2013

Not so much an expression but a word used, I think, wrongly. Whenever. I had a friend in junior high and high school and who would use this word to describe something that only happened once. She would say, "Well whenever my cat died", or something along those lines. I notice a lot of people do it and it drives me crazy because to me, whenever is used to connote something that happens more than once. Anyone else notice this?

by Anonymousreply 15204/10/2013

amazeballs

Makes me want to kill somebody.

totes adorbs

And any version of shortened word use like this.

by Anonymousreply 15304/10/2013

Thanks, R153. I hate "totes adorbs" and the people who say it.

What are "amazeballs," though?

by Anonymousreply 15404/10/2013

Do you hate "back in the day"? If so, what do you say instead?

by Anonymousreply 15504/10/2013

It's all good.

by Anonymousreply 15604/10/2013

Yeah, R156. All WHAT is good?

by Anonymousreply 15704/10/2013

"old school" / "back in the day"

Suggest a better way to say this r144 cause these come in handy.

I supposed I could say "back when my parents were young." or "a few decades ago" or in the 50's/60's/70's etc.

Love to hear what you say instead.

by Anonymousreply 15804/10/2013

I hate back in the day r155. What I say instead is dependent on what I am talking about. To my nieces and nephews who are tech savvy high school kids I will say , "back when I was in high school.." to others who are around my age I say, "back in the 90's" or something similar.

by Anonymousreply 15904/10/2013

Don't know what "amazeballs" are but I've heard it used like this - "did you see the latest Iron Man movie? It was amazeballs."

by Anonymousreply 16004/10/2013

I guess since I've never seen an Iron Man movie...

by Anonymousreply 16104/10/2013

I'm pretty sure it's a derivative of "amazing". I would clock anyone who used it and have never heard it, but seen it written and it seems to imply amazing.

by Anonymousreply 16204/10/2013

R162, what it really implies is "Look at me, everybody. I'm a fucking idiot."

by Anonymousreply 16304/10/2013

r164 That is a long and tiresome expression indeed. I get so annoyed when my facebook friends have that as their status but they are trendy jerks so I shouldn't be surprised.

by Anonymousreply 16504/10/2013

my bad

This annoying girl at work shortens her words all the time. So instead of nasty she would say "nast" or instead of major she would say "maj".

Today while talking to another co worker and myself, she said "this is so sketch" , we both rolled our eyes and walked away

by Anonymousreply 16704/10/2013

Obvi

by Anonymousreply 16804/10/2013

Describing some object as a "bad boy."

Usually used by rednecks in their sale ads for vehicles.

by Anonymousreply 16904/10/2013

badass, butthurt

by Anonymousreply 17004/10/2013

earrings

caftans

by Anonymousreply 17104/11/2013

At this point in time...

It is what it is...

cray cray

Going forward...

by Anonymousreply 17204/13/2013

"Thank you for your call. I am unavailable to take your call at this time, but leave a message and I will return your call *at my earliest convenience."

This is something young people are starting to say a lot. At MY EARLIEST convenience? I bristle whenever I hear it. This is not my friends/family doing it, but business contacts.

by Anonymousreply 17304/13/2013

people use the word like...I'm like, what's wrong with you?...and he's like, nothing's wrong!...and I'm like, something's wrong.

Either you are or not!!

by Anonymousreply 17404/13/2013

"I was, like, _____, and she was, all, ____"

God, how I hate it, R174.

by Anonymousreply 17504/13/2013

r175 Don't forget "I go." That's the most annoying.."So I go, yeah and he goes okay.."

by Anonymousreply 17604/13/2013

"Whatever" said to end an argument.

I'd rather they just said fuck you, I'm done talking and don't want to hear your stupid voice anymore. At least that would be honest.

by Anonymousreply 17704/13/2013

Talk to the hand, R177!

by Anonymousreply 17804/13/2013

Oh my god r178, I would cheerfully strangle whoever put that little fucking gem into our vocabulary.

by Anonymousreply 17904/13/2013

R26,the latter one always confused me...well,the player IS the integral part of the game,is he not?

by Anonymousreply 18004/13/2013

r180 It's just a fucking dumb way of saying, "Hate the sin, love the sinner."

by Anonymousreply 18104/13/2013

R176, I don't find "I go" as universal as "I was, like, _____." "I go" reminds me of something you'd hear in NJ or Brooklyn during the '60s.

by Anonymousreply 18204/13/2013

people who write "bwahaha"...so frigging annoying, i just want to reach out and punch them so hard, they fall off the chair!!

by Anonymousreply 18304/14/2013

I always picture the largest man in the world whenever someone says "bwahaha." He can only fit in a caftan, but wears no earrings.

by Anonymousreply 18404/14/2013

All that

As if

Slammin" (as in this crib is slammin')

good to go

yadda yadda yadda

by Anonymousreply 18504/14/2013

He's "killin' it."

by Anonymousreply 18604/14/2013

'mkay?

by Anonymousreply 18704/14/2013

And the beat goes on....

by Anonymousreply 18804/15/2013

"You need to..."

As in the courtesy-free demand of "You need to back the fuck off, bitch" which has filtered down even to the telephone messages left by the business world: "You need to tell him that his dentist appointment is on Tuesday, at 3:00".

("No, I ask that strangers who call my home and disturb my peace should pose their requests politely and then I'll happily pass along a message, but don't mistake your problems with my needs.")

by Anonymousreply 18904/15/2013

go to

by Anonymousreply 19004/15/2013

I would avoid R87 in a bar.

by Anonymousreply 19104/15/2013

consensus of opinion

by Anonymousreply 19204/16/2013

"the F bomb" instead of "fuck." If you absolutely feel you can't say "fuck," opt for "the F word," which is far less pussified than "the F bomb."

by Anonymousreply 19304/22/2013
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