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Just noticed my first gray pube the other day. I'm 43. How old were you when you got your first gray pube?

by Anonymousreply 5703/07/2013

OMG! My pubes are going to turn grey??

by Anonymousreply 109/23/2010

It's terrible how men hear about growing old. I wish my 8th grade health class would have gone into GREAT detail.

I get a recurring whisker on both ears. Why didn't anyone warn me about back hair? I guess my ears are going to keep growing too.

Seriously, why no heads up?

by Anonymousreply 209/23/2010

My hair is completely gray but my pubes haven't gone gray at all.

by Anonymousreply 309/23/2010

Sounds like you're about to die, OP.

by Anonymousreply 409/23/2010

Your fish stick is about to fall off, op!

by Anonymousreply 509/23/2010

My bush is still black but I'm starting to get gray chest hairs.

by Anonymousreply 609/23/2010

13.

by Anonymousreply 709/23/2010

me too

by Anonymousreply 809/23/2010

r3, I'm the opposite. 46, little grey on my head, but pubes getting greyer.

I couldn't care less though.

by Anonymousreply 909/23/2010

Wouldn't be a problem if you kept nicely shaved.

by Anonymousreply 1009/23/2010

48, lots of white head hair, a tiny number of white chest hairs, no white pubes.

Is it inevitable?

by Anonymousreply 1109/23/2010

It's true Taffy, for 14, you don't look so good.

by Anonymousreply 1209/23/2010

No way! I'm 30 and I just started sprouting gray hair on my head and in my beard. Do your pubes really turn gray? That sucks...

by Anonymousreply 1309/23/2010

[quote]My bush is still black but I'm starting to get gray chest hairs.

Me, too.

by Anonymousreply 1409/23/2010

Actually, that last statement means you care a lot, R9.

by Anonymousreply 1509/23/2010

No r15, it means it is not possible to care any less. Most people say, incorrectly, 'i could care less'.

I bet you use 'irregardless' often too.

by Anonymousreply 1609/26/2010

47 and only a few on my beard. No other gray....yet.

by Anonymousreply 1709/26/2010

I'll be fifty in a month and none yet. If I look extremely close I can see a couple of gray hairs at the temples, but are barely visible.

by Anonymousreply 1809/26/2010

I'm getting grey hairs everywhere. My plan is to fill the bathtub with water, pour 3 or 4 bottles of Just For Men and soak in it.

by Anonymousreply 1909/26/2010

I was probably close to your age OP.

Head hair - ~ 18

Pubes - ~ early to mid-40s

by Anonymousreply 2009/26/2010

This is a really sexy thread, guys. Many of you sound so fucking hot.

by Anonymousreply 2109/26/2010

Happening now @ 41.

by Anonymousreply 2209/26/2010

OMG. This is the hottest thread EVER!!!

by Anonymousreply 2309/26/2010

First gray one was when I was 20

Second gray one was when I was 30

Once I hit 40, they started coming in quite a bit faster than that :-)

by Anonymousreply 2409/26/2010

When I periodically dye the hair on my head, I now add some dye to my pubes. I don't have a lot of gray in my pubes, but they're sprouting. So much maintenance all the time. Sheesh.

by Anonymousreply 2509/26/2010

R25, leave the gray alone. It's hot.

by Anonymousreply 2609/26/2010

Does your bush look like a Chore Boy stainless steel scrubber sponge, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2709/26/2010

Ughh, nobody wants to hear about(or see) your graying pubes or decaying body. What a turn-off. Obviously, you won't be getting much anymore (unless your paying for it).

by Anonymousreply 2809/26/2010

r25, so how do you deal with the grays in your crack?

by Anonymousreply 2909/26/2010

R29. I checked and I don't believe I have gray hairs in my crack. But just in case, I shave my face in the shower, and after I'm done shaving my face, I reach down and under and shave my crack so that you won't have to lick my crack hair when you're rimming me.

R26. My occasionnal sprouts of gray pubes are not hot. A little Just for Men on the top of my head and down there on my pubes does the trick for the time being until my psyche can deal with gray hair.

I can sort of deal with a minimal amount of gray hair on my head. I cannot deal gray pubes. Yes, it's my insecurity.

by Anonymousreply 3009/26/2010

I was about 30 when I started getting gray pubes and chest hair. Now at 36 I have given up trying to pull them out, they always come back.

by Anonymousreply 3109/26/2010

I have a few, 46, lots on my had and some on my chest. I have a very youthful face, it's true, don't flame me. It kind make things incongruous. People have told me oh, you're premature grey. Well, not really, I'm 46. So having grey pubes is kind of a shock and a bummer to me. I don't care about my head and chest, but it really does make one feel old.

by Anonymousreply 3209/26/2010

R25, you just need some hot sex to take your mind off that grey and if you were my man, I'd give you plenty.

[quote]it really does make one feel old

What made me feel old was getting a fucking AARP mag in the mail with my name on it. I thought the bastards didn't come for you until you turned 50 (I'm 45) but obviously that's not the case.

by Anonymousreply 3309/26/2010

MY HEAD IS HALF BLACK AND HALF GRAY. I HAVE WALL TO WALL CHEST HAIR. THAT HAS STARTED TURNING GRAY 50/50. MY BUSH IS THICK AND BLACK. BUT MY BALLS ARE COVERED WITH GRAY HAIR. THE BALL THING IS SUCH A TURN ON!!! rjasleson@ymail.com

by Anonymousreply 3403/29/2011

I am 54 & have no grey in my pubs!

by Anonymousreply 3503/29/2011

Ewwee..pubes are bad enough...gray pubes are beyond awful.%0D %0D Please keep your old lady hairs covered,OP.

by Anonymousreply 3603/29/2011

50 here, and none in pubes yet. Started getting a few in eyebrows last year.

by Anonymousreply 3703/29/2011

50 here. Chest hair turned grey at about 48, have some grey in my side burns, beard, and a grey eye brow hair or two. Very few grey pubes

by Anonymousreply 3803/29/2011

When my pubes started turning grey, I just started calling that area "Grey Gardens".

by Anonymousreply 3903/29/2011

It's been at least 20 years ago for me.

by Anonymousreply 4003/29/2011

I'm 57 with snow white hair, but I'm still young as a spring chicken, down there. All my body hair except for that on my head and my beard is still the same color it was when I was 25.

by Anonymousreply 4103/29/2011

I think I was around 40 when I discovered my first one.

Head hair it just about all white now @ 56, but pubes holding steady.

At any one given time I can usually find 3 or 4. I pluck them out of principle, to help me look younger you know. : )

by Anonymousreply 4203/29/2011

52-year old gay male here. When I dye the hair on top of my head using "Just For Men" about once every six to eights weeks, I also apply some dye to my pubes. Yes, it's a bit more maintenance, but really it's not all that much trouble. %0D %0D Gray hair on my head is annoying but I can deal with it here and there. But I definitely don't like gray pubes sprouting.

by Anonymousreply 4303/29/2011

I'm 64 and no grey hairs anywhere. Full head of hair too. Suck it bitches

by Anonymousreply 4403/29/2011

R44. Sorry to hear that your eye sight has completely gone.

by Anonymousreply 4503/29/2011

Old people!!!

by Anonymousreply 4603/30/2011

No, what we really need is to disavow ourselves of this notion that the presidential election is the only one that matters and involve ourselves in local politics much more than we already do. We need to elect House representatives that give a flying fuck about stopping the corporate rape of America, and we need to elect senators who are interested in the same. Sure, it'd be nice if they weren't tied to one corporate party or the other, but the important part is that people do not give a flying fuck about politics in this country. Talking about politics is the abortion debate here--it's an undesirable, divisive conversation which no one 'wins' and no one benefits from, or at least, that's the general consensus about it. With the asshats that dominate our discourse, it's not fucking surprising. What we really need in this country, aside from actually talking local politics at every single dinner table, is a move toward the Constitutional policy that senators are elected by the House representatives of a state, and then we need to be sure that each House rep is held accountable, e.g. it should be extremely easy for a district to recall a rep if they dislike his behavior. Fuck giving a damn about the President. We can sort that out after local politics aren't the most corrupt damn thing around. Saying the first thing we need to fix is the President is like saying that we should go after terraforming planets when what we really need to start with is actually funding NASA.

by Anonymousreply 4703/30/2011

Um...what pray tell does that have to do with gray- haired pubes, r47?

by Anonymousreply 4803/30/2011

My pubes haven't gone gray, but my crab lice have.

by Anonymousreply 4903/07/2013

17

by Anonymousreply 5003/07/2013

More friggin maintenance. Late 50s. I now dye my pubes when I periodically dye the hair on my head. I can deal with the gray on my head for a while until I just have to touch it up now and then. However, gray pubes are damn annoying.. I try not to look down too much.

by Anonymousreply 5103/07/2013

[quote]My hair is completely gray but my pubes haven't gone gray at all.

same with me. I'm Clooney salt-and-pepper and pubes are as dark as ever. it must be genetic.

by Anonymousreply 5203/07/2013

a little gray hair on my head, some gray chest hair, no gray pubes.

Thank you gene pool.

by Anonymousreply 5303/07/2013

Ahem...let an expert speak.

First, you go gray. Then, it all falls out. It falls out around your coochie but stays on your balls---gray balls.

The hair on your legs falls off, leaving you with smooth shins and legs (remember seeing your grandfather in Bermuda shorts that weekend in '83?).

But the hair in your ears, that keeps growing and growing. I have one in there that is about 18 inches long now. I curl it and the cat likes to lick it.

Got any more elder questions?

by Anonymousreply 5403/07/2013

[quote]Late 50s. I now dye my pubes when I periodically dye the hair on my head.

ugh, just no, please, no

by Anonymousreply 5503/07/2013

R55. Yes, just yes, thank you.

by Anonymousreply 5603/07/2013

R53. You're 56? Gray pubes will be sprouting any day now. They're coming.

by Anonymousreply 5703/07/2013
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