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John Schneider

I'm watching an old Graham Norton with John, Catherine Bach and the other guy. Damn, John is still hot.

by Anonymousreply 7301/16/2017

Deep, deep, deep closet

by Anonymousreply 109/21/2010

His son is cute.

by Anonymousreply 209/21/2010

On another thread it was reported he was killed off on Smallville.

by Anonymousreply 309/21/2010

Isn't he very homophobic?

by Anonymousreply 409/21/2010

He was killed off, R3, but I've heard he'll be back this year as a ghost.

by Anonymousreply 509/21/2010

Huge Cock!

by Anonymousreply 609/21/2010

He was bulge-tastic back in the 70s!

by Anonymousreply 709/21/2010

Saw him in person in the 80's -- he was something like 6'4, blond and built in jeans and a T. If you passed him on the street then you would certainly say he was ruggedly handsome and had a great bod.

by Anonymousreply 809/22/2010

I've been hypnotized by his bulge for years. The picture on the right is one of the reasons.

by Anonymousreply 909/22/2010

He is joining the cast of Desperate Housewives

by Anonymousreply 1009/22/2010

He didn't seem all that homophobic on Graham Norton, R4. He didn't act all weird with Graham's gay naughtiness. Not that it means anything. You also get to drink on that show, which probably loosens up the guests a bit more.

by Anonymousreply 1109/22/2010

On Billy Maher's old ABC show, John Schneider said that there should be separate bathrooms for gay people.

by Anonymousreply 1209/22/2010

30 years ago I was in Las Vegas at the MGM Grand and he and his girlfriend at the time sat at the same blackjack table as me.

by Anonymousreply 1309/22/2010

[quote] On Billy Maher's old ABC show, John Schneider said that there should be separate bathrooms for gay people. [quote]

With that gigantic bulge I can understand why he might feel a little uncomfortable.

by Anonymousreply 1409/22/2010

Do you think he has a smooth or hairy ass?

by Anonymousreply 1506/08/2012

He is very homophobic and straight. I saw him in the shower and he had dingle berries.


by Anonymousreply 1612/27/2012

John is a drop-dead-gorgeous homosexual who is said to be horse-hung.

There is no verificatia of this rumor.

We have been fooled in the past by tinymeats with stuffed crotches.

by Anonymousreply 1712/27/2012

"On Billy Maher's old ABC show, John Schneider said that there should be separate bathrooms for gay people."

by: Anonymous reply 12 09/22/2010 @ 07:47PM

I am homosexual myself, but I am not now, and will never be a part of any "gay" movement. I do not blame any man for saying that the reprehensible people who have sex in restrooms should not be in the same rooms as the rest of us. It is a horrible experience to be simply trying to take a leak while some other man is looking at me, grinning at me, trying to show his dick, trying to look at mine, etc. I'm a truck driver, and this happens to me all over the country. They also write all this stuff on the walls, stuff about sucking off strangers, and drinking piss and licking assholes, so everybody in the country knows that these are a bunch of sick disgusting people. It is no wonder that homosexuals are hated and feared. I don't blame John Schneider or anyone else for saying that such people should have their own restrooms, and I am one homosexual who would never go into those rooms.

by Anonymousreply 1812/27/2012

[R12] Perhaps John doesn't want to be interrupted by a straight guy when he is in the bathroom sucking cock.

by Anonymousreply 1912/27/2012

I wish Beau and Luke Duke would make out and then have the fake Dukes join in too.

by Anonymousreply 2012/27/2012

Can you imagine if you were gay and John Schneider was your Dad? You'd be backing up on to that horse hung cock as much as possible.

by Anonymousreply 2112/27/2012

John was too young to suit my purposes when the Dukes of Hazard were on TV, so I did not watch that ridiculosity. Then later I saw him in a TV movie as a young carpenter from Alabama who built a motorhome on the back of an old truck, and moved to New York City. There he remodeled an old tenement building with "virgin lobloggy pine" woodwork, and led the poor ignorant ghetto dwellers into being self-sufficient and living a good life. By that time John was old enough and hot enough for me to watch ridiculosity. He has remained sexy throughout middle-age, but very few are attractive into old age, and plastic surgery just makes them look worse. We will see how John holds up, but light skin blondes usually don't fare well in old age looks.

by Anonymousreply 2212/27/2012

[quote]Do you think he has a smooth or hairy ass?

I bet it's full of blonde hairs.

by Anonymousreply 2312/27/2012

[quote]I saw him in the shower and he had dingle berries

How on Earth did you see that? Were you all up in his crack?

by Anonymousreply 2412/27/2012

I bet Byron Cherry and John Schneider would be hot together. Cherry is the fake Bo Duke.

by Anonymousreply 2512/27/2012

He was on another show years ago on a panel with that Jay Thomas guy arguing that parents have the right to spank their kids. He came across as a conservative dick.

by Anonymousreply 2612/27/2012

R18 is a fucking idiot.

by Anonymousreply 2712/28/2012

Wow, I just looked on IMDB, and the other fake Duke, Christopher Mayer, died in 2011. And he appears to have been a "lifelong Republican."

by Anonymousreply 2812/28/2012

The Mayer fake Duke had the same name as a much better looking Australian actor, who is still alive.

by Anonymousreply 2912/28/2012

Do you think Bo and Luke went into the outhouse and pulled each other?

by Anonymousreply 3012/28/2012

What was his cause of death at such a young age? Was he on dope?

by Anonymousreply 3112/28/2012

I hate to rain on your parade, but most of those "celeb bulges" are quite fake. I don't know about Schneider personally, but I was in wardrobe for many years. Fake, Fake, Fake.

by Anonymousreply 3212/28/2012

R32, please explain how it could be fake. Everybody has one, and if they put a fake in those painted on pants, you would see two of them in there. I don't think it is attractive or pleasing to the eye when I see the outline of the penis like in these Bo Duke stills. I wear Jockey Shorts because they gently support and hold everything in the right place, and Wrangler Jeans because they are cut where there is a space for my genitals in a nice neat package at the front of my crotch. I can't imagine why any man is willing to walk around with his dick hanging down into the leg of his pants. And those tight jeans that smash the giblets look like torture to me.

by Anonymousreply 3312/28/2012

Anyone think Tom Wopat was hotter than Bo Duke?

by Anonymousreply 3412/28/2012

R33 strikes me as sorta odd.

by Anonymousreply 3512/28/2012

A few years ago, a magazine printed a short list of actors who are huge. I read off the list to a co-worker of mine, in private. She reacted with "Damn, those are some ugly guys!" Laughed out loud. I just said that nature has a twisted sense of humor, sometimes. I must say that John Schneider wasn't on the list.

by Anonymousreply 3612/28/2012

34, I never found John sexy, Tom was always the hot one IMO.

by Anonymousreply 3712/28/2012

Speaking of Wopat, he was recently on my local news in Baltimore, talking about a charity that he was in town to support (I believe his brother live here). Not enough attention is paid to this man or his glorious ass. He really had a nice, fat bubble back during Dukes.

Ok, so who would be the top in a John/Tom coupling (or do I even have to ask?).

by Anonymousreply 3812/28/2012

I'm the exact opposite of you, R37. I though Tom was super sexy from the moment I first saw him, all the way up until today. Tom never really did much for me, though back in the Dukes days I wouldn't have kicked him out of bed.

by Anonymousreply 3912/28/2012

I liked Byron Cherry best of all.

by Anonymousreply 4012/28/2012

Byron Cherry, the man with the Farah do.

by Anonymousreply 4112/28/2012

I'd like to take Byron's cherry.

by Anonymousreply 4212/29/2012

John is certainly a good looking guy. I liked Tom better. Dark hair trumps blond for me.

by Anonymousreply 4312/29/2012

Byron Cherry looks like a ten year old female gymnast.

That other guy in the pics at R40 however, is a total stud.

by Anonymousreply 4412/29/2012

I'd like to fuck his tight little blue jeaned ass.

by Anonymousreply 4512/29/2012

I wouldn't be surprised when a lot of the homophobia of these past pretty boys is based on them once being a plaything for A-List gays and then being tossed aside for some new hunk or twink.

by Anonymousreply 4612/29/2012

Chris Mayer and Tom Wopat rule!

by Anonymousreply 4712/29/2012

Chip Mayer. Yum.

by Anonymousreply 4812/29/2012

I'm more interested in Schneider's son. He has BDF.

by Anonymousreply 4912/29/2012

Right r46, because homophobia is such an unusual trait in southern, Christian Republicans.

by Anonymousreply 5012/29/2012

You can go into Chasen's FB page and see all his photos. He looks absolutely nothing like his father.

by Anonymousreply 5112/29/2012

I saw some more recent photos of Chip Mayer online somewhere and he looked nothing like his younger self. He was fat and I think bald! Yes, those long gorgeous locks were gone.

by Anonymousreply 5212/29/2012

His son is retarded for real. He has what Michael Phelps has.

by Anonymousreply 5312/29/2012

I'd open much wider for John Schneider

by Anonymousreply 5401/15/2013

I wonder if he's related to Pat Harrington?

by Anonymousreply 5501/15/2013

John should be on Dallas as a long-lost Ewing cousin. Or maybe JR's firstborn.

by Anonymousreply 5601/15/2013

DADDY! What is his secret?

Scroll down through some hot messes.

by Anonymousreply 5701/06/2014

I watched the Dukes of Hazzard today and saw John Schneider and He is and was Beautiful. I wonder why his career never reached Tom Cruise level.

his son does not look at all like him. i think his son is gay.

by Anonymousreply 5801/27/2014

prior research

by Anonymousreply 5901/27/2014

what does that have to do with why he became a big star or not. he was tall and handsome and if he had a big dick that should have made him even more popular.

by Anonymousreply 6001/27/2014

Well to me Tom is much better looking and more mainly than John John is to much like a kid Tom has always be macho they don't make them know better... Donald

by Anonymousreply 6106/27/2015

HUGE homophobe.

by Anonymousreply 6206/27/2015

[quote]I saw him in the shower and he had dingle berries.

How could you tell he had dingleberries if you weren't closely examining his hole?

by Anonymousreply 6307/04/2015

This thread is an example of why the original post date needs to be on the thread card in the list. I didn't want to scan a thread started in 2010.

by Anonymousreply 6407/04/2015

He seems obsessed with weight loss - his twitter is one long weight loss spam.

He used to force poor Tom Welling to work out on the set of Smallville by leaving weights in his trailer.

by Anonymousreply 6507/04/2015

He was my first crush. I later dated/fell in love with a blonde that reminded me of him, and now he's fat. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 6607/04/2015

Is he still a thing?

by Anonymousreply 6703/07/2016

After reading some of these posts, I get the impression if you're hot and homophobic that is sort of okay, but if you're unattractive, you'll be crucified for saying the same thing. Why the double standard?

by Anonymousreply 6803/07/2016

Cause John Schneider is fuckin' hawt.

by Anonymousreply 6903/07/2016

[quote]his son does not look at all like him.

It's his stepson. He only has one biological child, a daughter.

Unfortunately, it looks like we will never see what a genuine male Schneider offspring looks like.

by Anonymousreply 7003/07/2016

I used to live in Nashville in the late 80's early 90's. There was a bar that had 3 bars inside. JS used to show up late at night and take one of the leather bartenders home with him. If he arrived early he would send his driver in and fetch him. Saw it with my own eyes.

by Anonymousreply 7107/06/2016

I preferred his replacement Byron Cherry. Cherry doesn't look as good as Schneider though today.

by Anonymousreply 7207/07/2016

I loved him on One Day At A Time

by Anonymousreply 7301/16/2017
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