I'm watching an old Graham Norton with John, Catherine Bach and the other guy. Damn, John is still hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||01/16/2017|
Deep, deep, deep closet
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/21/2010|
His son is cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/21/2010|
On another thread it was reported he was killed off on Smallville.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/21/2010|
Isn't he very homophobic?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/21/2010|
He was killed off, R3, but I've heard he'll be back this year as a ghost.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/21/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/21/2010|
He was bulge-tastic back in the 70s!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/21/2010|
Saw him in person in the 80's -- he was something like 6'4, blond and built in jeans and a T. If you passed him on the street then you would certainly say he was ruggedly handsome and had a great bod.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/22/2010|
I've been hypnotized by his bulge for years. The picture on the right is one of the reasons.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/22/2010|
He is joining the cast of Desperate Housewives
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/22/2010|
He didn't seem all that homophobic on Graham Norton, R4. He didn't act all weird with Graham's gay naughtiness. Not that it means anything. You also get to drink on that show, which probably loosens up the guests a bit more.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/22/2010|
On Billy Maher's old ABC show, John Schneider said that there should be separate bathrooms for gay people.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/22/2010|
30 years ago I was in Las Vegas at the MGM Grand and he and his girlfriend at the time sat at the same blackjack table as me.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/22/2010|
[quote] On Billy Maher's old ABC show, John Schneider said that there should be separate bathrooms for gay people. [quote]
With that gigantic bulge I can understand why he might feel a little uncomfortable.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/22/2010|
Do you think he has a smooth or hairy ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/08/2012|
He is very homophobic and straight. I saw him in the shower and he had dingle berries.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/27/2012|
John is a drop-dead-gorgeous homosexual who is said to be horse-hung.
There is no verificatia of this rumor.
We have been fooled in the past by tinymeats with stuffed crotches.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/27/2012|
"On Billy Maher's old ABC show, John Schneider said that there should be separate bathrooms for gay people."
by: Anonymous reply 12 09/22/2010 @ 07:47PM
I am homosexual myself, but I am not now, and will never be a part of any "gay" movement. I do not blame any man for saying that the reprehensible people who have sex in restrooms should not be in the same rooms as the rest of us. It is a horrible experience to be simply trying to take a leak while some other man is looking at me, grinning at me, trying to show his dick, trying to look at mine, etc. I'm a truck driver, and this happens to me all over the country. They also write all this stuff on the walls, stuff about sucking off strangers, and drinking piss and licking assholes, so everybody in the country knows that these are a bunch of sick disgusting people. It is no wonder that homosexuals are hated and feared. I don't blame John Schneider or anyone else for saying that such people should have their own restrooms, and I am one homosexual who would never go into those rooms.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/27/2012|
[R12] Perhaps John doesn't want to be interrupted by a straight guy when he is in the bathroom sucking cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/27/2012|
I wish Beau and Luke Duke would make out and then have the fake Dukes join in too.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/27/2012|
Can you imagine if you were gay and John Schneider was your Dad? You'd be backing up on to that horse hung cock as much as possible.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/27/2012|
John was too young to suit my purposes when the Dukes of Hazard were on TV, so I did not watch that ridiculosity. Then later I saw him in a TV movie as a young carpenter from Alabama who built a motorhome on the back of an old truck, and moved to New York City. There he remodeled an old tenement building with "virgin lobloggy pine" woodwork, and led the poor ignorant ghetto dwellers into being self-sufficient and living a good life. By that time John was old enough and hot enough for me to watch ridiculosity. He has remained sexy throughout middle-age, but very few are attractive into old age, and plastic surgery just makes them look worse. We will see how John holds up, but light skin blondes usually don't fare well in old age looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/27/2012|
[quote]Do you think he has a smooth or hairy ass?
I bet it's full of blonde hairs.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/27/2012|
[quote]I saw him in the shower and he had dingle berries
How on Earth did you see that? Were you all up in his crack?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/27/2012|
I bet Byron Cherry and John Schneider would be hot together. Cherry is the fake Bo Duke.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/27/2012|
He was on another show years ago on a panel with that Jay Thomas guy arguing that parents have the right to spank their kids. He came across as a conservative dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/27/2012|
R18 is a fucking idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/27/2012|
Wow, I just looked on IMDB, and the other fake Duke, Christopher Mayer, died in 2011. And he appears to have been a "lifelong Republican."
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/27/2012|
The Mayer fake Duke had the same name as a much better looking Australian actor, who is still alive.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/28/2012|
Do you think Bo and Luke went into the outhouse and pulled each other?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/28/2012|
What was his cause of death at such a young age? Was he on dope?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/28/2012|
I hate to rain on your parade, but most of those "celeb bulges" are quite fake. I don't know about Schneider personally, but I was in wardrobe for many years. Fake, Fake, Fake.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/28/2012|
R32, please explain how it could be fake. Everybody has one, and if they put a fake in those painted on pants, you would see two of them in there. I don't think it is attractive or pleasing to the eye when I see the outline of the penis like in these Bo Duke stills. I wear Jockey Shorts because they gently support and hold everything in the right place, and Wrangler Jeans because they are cut where there is a space for my genitals in a nice neat package at the front of my crotch. I can't imagine why any man is willing to walk around with his dick hanging down into the leg of his pants. And those tight jeans that smash the giblets look like torture to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/28/2012|
Anyone think Tom Wopat was hotter than Bo Duke?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/28/2012|
R33 strikes me as sorta odd.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/28/2012|
A few years ago, a magazine printed a short list of actors who are huge. I read off the list to a co-worker of mine, in private. She reacted with "Damn, those are some ugly guys!" Laughed out loud. I just said that nature has a twisted sense of humor, sometimes. I must say that John Schneider wasn't on the list.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/28/2012|
34, I never found John sexy, Tom was always the hot one IMO.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/28/2012|
Speaking of Wopat, he was recently on my local news in Baltimore, talking about a charity that he was in town to support (I believe his brother live here). Not enough attention is paid to this man or his glorious ass. He really had a nice, fat bubble back during Dukes.
Ok, so who would be the top in a John/Tom coupling (or do I even have to ask?).
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/28/2012|
I'm the exact opposite of you, R37. I though Tom was super sexy from the moment I first saw him, all the way up until today. Tom never really did much for me, though back in the Dukes days I wouldn't have kicked him out of bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/28/2012|
I liked Byron Cherry best of all.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/28/2012|
Byron Cherry, the man with the Farah do.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/28/2012|
I'd like to take Byron's cherry.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/29/2012|
John is certainly a good looking guy. I liked Tom better. Dark hair trumps blond for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/29/2012|
Byron Cherry looks like a ten year old female gymnast.
That other guy in the pics at R40 however, is a total stud.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/29/2012|
I'd like to fuck his tight little blue jeaned ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/29/2012|
I wouldn't be surprised when a lot of the homophobia of these past pretty boys is based on them once being a plaything for A-List gays and then being tossed aside for some new hunk or twink.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/29/2012|
Chris Mayer and Tom Wopat rule!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/29/2012|
Chip Mayer. Yum.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||12/29/2012|
I'm more interested in Schneider's son. He has BDF.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||12/29/2012|
Right r46, because homophobia is such an unusual trait in southern, Christian Republicans.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||12/29/2012|
You can go into Chasen's FB page and see all his photos. He looks absolutely nothing like his father.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||12/29/2012|
I saw some more recent photos of Chip Mayer online somewhere and he looked nothing like his younger self. He was fat and I think bald! Yes, those long gorgeous locks were gone.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||12/29/2012|
His son is retarded for real. He has what Michael Phelps has.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||12/29/2012|
I'd open much wider for John Schneider
|by Anonymous||reply 54||01/15/2013|
I wonder if he's related to Pat Harrington?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||01/15/2013|
John should be on Dallas as a long-lost Ewing cousin. Or maybe JR's firstborn.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||01/15/2013|
DADDY! What is his secret?
Scroll down through some hot messes.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||01/06/2014|
I watched the Dukes of Hazzard today and saw John Schneider and He is and was Beautiful. I wonder why his career never reached Tom Cruise level.
his son does not look at all like him. i think his son is gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||01/27/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 59||01/27/2014|
what does that have to do with why he became a big star or not. he was tall and handsome and if he had a big dick that should have made him even more popular.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||01/27/2014|
Well to me Tom is much better looking and more mainly than John John is to much like a kid Tom has always be macho they don't make them know better... Donald
|by Anonymous||reply 61||06/27/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 62||06/27/2015|
[quote]I saw him in the shower and he had dingle berries.
How could you tell he had dingleberries if you weren't closely examining his hole?
|by Anonymous||reply 63||07/04/2015|
This thread is an example of why the original post date needs to be on the thread card in the list. I didn't want to scan a thread started in 2010.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||07/04/2015|
He seems obsessed with weight loss - his twitter is one long weight loss spam.
He used to force poor Tom Welling to work out on the set of Smallville by leaving weights in his trailer.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||07/04/2015|
He was my first crush. I later dated/fell in love with a blonde that reminded me of him, and now he's fat. Sigh.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||07/04/2015|
Is he still a thing?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/07/2016|
After reading some of these posts, I get the impression if you're hot and homophobic that is sort of okay, but if you're unattractive, you'll be crucified for saying the same thing. Why the double standard?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/07/2016|
Cause John Schneider is fuckin' hawt.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/07/2016|
[quote]his son does not look at all like him.
It's his stepson. He only has one biological child, a daughter.
Unfortunately, it looks like we will never see what a genuine male Schneider offspring looks like.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/07/2016|
I used to live in Nashville in the late 80's early 90's. There was a bar that had 3 bars inside. JS used to show up late at night and take one of the leather bartenders home with him. If he arrived early he would send his driver in and fetch him. Saw it with my own eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||07/06/2016|
I preferred his replacement Byron Cherry. Cherry doesn't look as good as Schneider though today.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||07/06/2016|
I loved him on One Day At A Time
|by Anonymous||reply 73||01/16/2017|