What do we think?
Ryan Seacrest''s body
|by Simon Cowell||reply 85||04/19/2014|
Who cares about the body (which, while definitely not bad, is just decent) with such a hideous personality? The fact that he needed to post that photo just screams of insecurity. Pass.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 1||09/09/2010|
Better than the moobfest he sported a few years ago while vacationing.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 2||09/09/2010|
It's like an Olsen twin's.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 3||09/09/2010|
Is he into watersports?
|by Simon Cowell||reply 4||09/09/2010|
He looks like he scored at the wet T-shirt competition using only a paper cup.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 5||09/09/2010|
I still can't get past the fact that she's a former fattie. MOOOOOOO!!!
|by Simon Cowell||reply 6||09/10/2010|
There's no reason for her to look like that. With all her money she could afford a personal trainer and some proper sports nutrition.%0D %0D She looks like the fat, sloppy bottom that she is.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 7||09/10/2010|
|by Simon Cowell||reply 8||09/10/2010|
[quote]I still can't get past the fact that she's a former fattie. MOOOOOOO!!!
And he had to wear a Speedo on the swim team. No wonder he's so insecure.
[quote]There's no reason for her to look like that. With all her money she could afford a personal trainer and some proper sports nutrition.
When? He has eight jobs!
|by Simon Cowell||reply 9||09/10/2010|
He's also a hobbit.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 10||09/10/2010|
for a guy his age, sorry gents, but his body is "eh". Nothing special, and looks really wide.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 11||09/10/2010|
There is nothing Ryan Seacrest could ever do to convince me he's remotely attractive to anyone anywhere. Except maybe Simon Cowell.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 12||09/10/2010|
R7, the ironic part is that he is always tweeting/talking about the 2 hour workouts he does and all the Sugar-free, low carb stuff he eats.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 13||09/10/2010|
his body is girly...and so is he.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 14||09/10/2010|
I've always liked his big nips though. Ever since he wore some revealing shirt on AI years ago. They look like they'd be fun to work on - suck, lick, tug.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 15||09/10/2010|
Yuck, he is all yours Simon
|by Simon Cowell||reply 16||09/10/2010|
It's summer and we're runnin' outta ice.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 17||09/10/2010|
nothing says bossy bottom boi like that pix.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 18||09/10/2010|
Why is he posting all of these sweaty, postworkout photos lately? Is it a new kind of Craigslist thing?
|by Simon Cowell||reply 19||09/10/2010|
Oh, and how could his body look "really wide," r11? He's such a wee thing.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 20||09/10/2010|
Ryan Shitcrest--another example of this country's insatiable taste for shit.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 21||09/10/2010|
The best thing I can think to say about his body is "average". He's a handsome lad, but his body is too mediocre for someone who wants to be a celebrity. He'd get a lot more fans if he'd work out and get some muscle.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 22||09/11/2010|
Is he a Mormon??
|by Simon Cowell||reply 23||09/11/2010|
He is like a 15 year old girl.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 24||09/11/2010|
Are you serious r22?
|by Simon Cowell||reply 25||09/11/2010|
r20, look below his chest. He's wide man. And doughy.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 26||09/11/2010|
Well look at it this way you petty malicious queens. While his body might not be overly muscled, I'm quite sure he looks far better than most of you fatassed turds who sit at your computers hour after hour, day after day. And it eats you alive, doesn't it.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 27||09/11/2010|
Either that, R27, or the majority of the bitches on this thread are sinewy, anorexic queens, which I suspect is more the case.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 28||09/11/2010|
I think he looks fine - what do people expect? I wouldn't mind looking like him.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 29||09/11/2010|
|by Simon Cowell||reply 30||09/11/2010|
r26, do you have some sort of body dysmorphic disorder yourself? Because I'm just not seeing it.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 31||09/11/2010|
|by Simon Cowell||reply 32||09/11/2010|
FORBES magazine seems to say that Ryan is a VERY wealthy woman.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 33||09/11/2010|
Is he a celebrity top or bottom?
|by Simon Cowell||reply 34||09/11/2010|
What do I think?%0D %0D I think my undserwear modeling career is quite safe, that's what I think.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 35||09/11/2010|
He look too girly to be a top
|by Simon Cowell||reply 36||09/11/2010|
he tries just a little bit too hard.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 37||09/13/2010|
the problem is that it is an average body on an ugly face. If he had a more handsome face or a kick ass body it would balance each other out, but those bug eyes and that so so body do not make a hot man.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 38||09/13/2010|
I can imagine she was quite the full-figured gal in her youth. %0D %0D I'm also imagining a plump butt that could take a good hard ride now and then.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 39||09/13/2010|
Somebody must like him. He is paid millions, not for acting, but basically for showing up and talking.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 40||09/13/2010|
FWIW, there is a strong, persistent rumor in LA gossip circles that he's submissive and rather masochistic.
He's apparently flipped out some young partners he'd picked up by taking them to his house, handing them a wooden paddle, and requesting a hard spanking. For a 19 year-old kid with no background in BDSM, that's a bizarre situation.
One might think, with his money, he'd hire professionals for this service.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 41||09/13/2010|
Don't be silly, r41; Ryan would never cheat on his one true love.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 42||09/13/2010|
d'Arcy, the real gossip queen. More dish on more people please.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 43||09/13/2010|
Thank you R43 !
I've been away from DL so long I didn't think anyone would remember me.
But I'll be around more, and I'll post a good BI soon.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 44||09/13/2010|
There are certain intimations in the air that Ryan and his ladylove are engaged to be married!
|by Simon Cowell||reply 45||09/26/2010|
So did he and simon breakup?
|by Simon Cowell||reply 46||09/26/2010|
When were they ever together?
|by Simon Cowell||reply 47||09/26/2010|
Does anyone here actually find him physically attractive? If so, why?
|by Simon Cowell||reply 48||09/26/2010|
If he wasn't RS, I'd let him fuck me.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 49||09/26/2010|
More gossip R43. He's gay yes? And that Julianne girl is bearding?
|by Simon Cowell||reply 50||09/26/2010|
Did he dump Simon for Julianne's fey little dancer brother?
|by Simon Cowell||reply 51||09/26/2010|
|by Simon Cowell||reply 52||11/08/2010|
The biggest news on this thread is that d'Arcy is back.
Post more often, girl.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 53||11/08/2010|
A young Ryan Seacrest.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 54||11/08/2010|
He ain't got no alibi; he ______.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 55||11/09/2010|
Ryan Seacrest's body ... I don't think about it at all. I don't think about Ryan Seacrest at all. He is a non-entity, a cypher, he and I meet at no point of the compass. Have I made my position clear. The man is nothing. Thank you for listening.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 56||11/10/2010|
Has he married that chick yet?
|by Simon Cowell||reply 57||11/10/2010|
"his body is girly...and so is he."
In what ways is his body girly?
|by Simon Cowell||reply 58||11/13/2010|
His hole is really tight though.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 59||11/13/2010|
Not when I finish with it.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 60||11/13/2010|
Sorry bitches, but I'd suck his cock, lick his balls and eat his ass in a red hot minute.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 61||11/24/2010|
Seacrest in high school -
|by Simon Cowell||reply 62||11/27/2010|
Gross. His face is hideous, who cares about his ken doll body (perfectly tubular). Glad I'm a lesbo.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 63||11/27/2010|
No thanks, he is not good looking and his body put me off
|by Simon Cowell||reply 64||11/27/2010|
I'll admit to popping a woody over his feet a few years ago. *hangs head in shame*
|by Simon Cowell||reply 65||11/27/2010|
|by Simon Cowell||reply 66||11/28/2010|
Sorry, didn't see the link at 62. Don't subject yourselves.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 67||11/28/2010|
He is so dreamy. Rotating in my gay wet dreams right now.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 68||10/19/2013|
One famous person told me, he doesnt care what is said about him on this gay site, and he is right, what gays gossip here never reflects the real truth, this guy is straight and engaged for crying out loud.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 69||10/19/2013|
That could have been mine?
|by Simon Cowell||reply 70||10/19/2013|
He was probably fucked by Diesel.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 71||10/19/2013|
he's short and scrawny.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 72||04/03/2014|
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|by Simon Cowell||reply 73||04/03/2014|
Seacrest is a nice guy who worked to get what he has.
People used to say that about Dick Clark. They'd be all like, "He is just good looking and doesn't have any talent."
Well as Jan Brady said, "They're just jealous."
|by Simon Cowell||reply 74||04/04/2014|
You're right R74.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 75||04/05/2014|
He's not getting the media attention he had a dozen years ago. Is he getting lazy or was he over-exposed so they're ignoring him?
|by Simon Cowell||reply 76||04/06/2014|
|by Simon Cowell||reply 77||04/08/2014|
[quote]He's not getting the media attention he had a dozen years ago. Is he getting lazy or was he over-exposed so they're ignoring him?
It's because his only TV gig where he gets camera time (American Idol) hasn't been relevant in years. This season has it's worst ratings ever. If he's smart, he will finally leave after his contract ends and jump the sinking ship.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 78||04/08/2014|
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|by Simon Cowell||reply 79||04/08/2014|
Maybe he made a pledge to Merv Griffin to always stay in the closet.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 80||04/08/2014|
Merv definitely told him to stay closeted but that was a different time. He'll probably stay in until his Georgia Mama dies.
I don't mind Seacrest, other than the closet. Hardest working gay in show business and he's good at what he does. The fact that he will burn in hell for eternity because of the Kardashians is unfortunate.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 81||04/08/2014|
I don't understand why a HOST would need to be in the closet. Nobody gives a shit about a hosts' sexuality. It's not like he's an actor and has to worry about being convincing for roles or anything like that. Makes no sense.
Do you think he'll ever come out?
|by Simon Cowell||reply 82||04/08/2014|
No, he'll never come out. He wants to "save face" in relation to his business tycoon cronies.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 83||04/08/2014|
I'm in the 5% that thinks he's actually straight. Or maybe better said, I don't think he's gay. He strikes me as asexual.
|by Simon Cowell||reply 84||04/08/2014|
based on how nasty his feets are he is not gay
he's probably asexual
|by Simon Cowell||reply 85||04/19/2014|