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TV Characters who were/are probably well hung

Other than the guy from Hung. I'm going with Barney Fife.

by Anonymousreply 176November 23, 2016 11:27 AM

Mr. Ed

by Anonymousreply 1September 8, 2010 9:16 PM

Dorothy Zbornak

by Anonymousreply 2September 8, 2010 9:16 PM

Jake Silberman From ATWT, he & my brother were classmates

by Anonymousreply 3September 8, 2010 9:20 PM

Coach Taylor has got to be packing.

by Anonymousreply 4September 8, 2010 9:29 PM

OP, do you mean characters, or the men who played them. not sure all that many are written as "well endowed"

by Anonymousreply 5September 8, 2010 10:29 PM

Frank Burns. I can think of no other reason why Hot Lips was so interested in him.

by Anonymousreply 6September 8, 2010 10:39 PM

Can we have a moment of silence for R5's imagination? Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 7September 8, 2010 10:44 PM

Cosmo Kramer

by Anonymousreply 8September 8, 2010 10:50 PM

Race Bannon, yo!

by Anonymousreply 9September 8, 2010 11:35 PM

Jethro BoDean

Joey (from Friends. Dumb as a box of hammers so he had to be packing)

Robert (Everybody Loves Raymond. That voice means he's covered in hair).

Fez (That 70's Show. Because his package was always prominent)

Theo (The Cosby Show. Genetics)

Lenny (Laverne and Shirley. It's what gave Squiggy (the piggy) his high voice)

by Anonymousreply 10September 8, 2010 11:50 PM

Arnold Horshack (Welcome Back, Kotter)%0D %0D %0D Freddie Boom Boom Washington (Kotter)%0D %0D %0D Tig Trager (Sons of Anarchy)%0D %0D %0D James Evans, Good Times%0D

by Anonymousreply 11September 8, 2010 11:56 PM

Trigger, Silver and Whirleygig

by Anonymousreply 12September 9, 2010 12:29 AM

The dad from 7th Heaven. Huge schlong, very potent sperms.

by Anonymousreply 13September 9, 2010 12:33 AM

What about that skinny geeky guy from Big Bang Theory.

by Anonymousreply 14September 9, 2010 12:45 AM

Nate Fisher

Eric Northman

Mark Sloan

Neal Caffrey

Don Draper

John Crichton


Fox Mulder

Ricky Ricardo

Lou Grant

Henry Grubstick (and Bobby Talercio)

Mike Delfino

by Anonymousreply 15September 9, 2010 12:47 AM

Mitch Blake from Another World.

by Anonymousreply 16September 9, 2010 12:50 AM

Jack O'Neill

by Anonymousreply 17September 9, 2010 12:50 AM

Dr. Daniel Jackson - Stargate

by Anonymousreply 18September 9, 2010 1:00 AM

The guy from Hung is not hung.

by Anonymousreply 19September 9, 2010 1:03 AM

The Tick

by Anonymousreply 20September 9, 2010 1:17 AM

Snapper Foster (the original, not that loser imposter Hasselhoff), and his gorgeous brother Greg (again, the original).%0D %0D Mr. Chancellor

by Anonymousreply 21September 9, 2010 1:34 AM

"Hung" is a homosexual show. Or a show for homosexuals.

by Anonymousreply 22September 9, 2010 1:41 AM

Leroy Jethro Gibbs, "NCIS"

by Anonymousreply 23September 9, 2010 3:00 AM

Barney Rubble

by Anonymousreply 24September 9, 2010 3:10 AM

The Janitor from Scrubs.

by Anonymousreply 25September 9, 2010 3:13 AM

Detective Zach Nichols from Law & Order: CI

by Anonymousreply 26September 9, 2010 4:52 AM

Mr. Burns

by Anonymousreply 27September 9, 2010 4:57 AM

Wojo - Barney Miller

by Anonymousreply 28September 9, 2010 5:01 AM

Eb from Green Acres Eddy Haskell from Leave it to Beaver JR Ewing from Dallas Steve Douglas from My Three Sons Lucy from The Lucy Show

by Anonymousreply 29September 9, 2010 5:13 AM

I second R28, that guy probably couldn't GET enough.

by Anonymousreply 30September 9, 2010 5:17 AM

Chris Griffin

Brock Sampson

Ned Flanders

by Anonymousreply 31September 9, 2010 5:19 AM


by Anonymousreply 32September 9, 2010 5:21 AM

Darren from Bewitched. I mean, really, what other reason would Samantha have?

I agree, Coach Eric Taylor has a magic schlong.

And the Joel McHale character on Community. He has that big dick arrogance about him.

by Anonymousreply 33September 9, 2010 5:22 AM

Marshall Dillon

by Anonymousreply 34September 9, 2010 5:22 AM

Also agree about Wojo. The epitome of BDF.

by Anonymousreply 35September 9, 2010 5:28 AM

[quote]Darren from Bewitched. I mean, really, what other reason would Samantha have?

Samantha could cast a spell to give her lovers large genitalia.

She loved Derwood for reasons known only to her heart.

Go figure.

by Anonymousreply 36September 9, 2010 5:37 AM

Yeah, if I had a wife like Samantha I would have this huge dick and live in an ivory tower in the sky and make Samantha turn herself into Joe Jonas three nights a week, and I would get a Ninja and a new Oldsmobile..

by Anonymousreply 37September 9, 2010 5:54 AM



Bailliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon

by Anonymousreply 38September 9, 2010 5:56 AM

Hunter%0D %0D Gary Ewing%0D %0D Tom Scavo%0D %0D Jake Hansen%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 39September 9, 2010 6:05 AM

Victor Newman is probably hung like a Clydesdale.

Jack Abbott? Not so much.

by Anonymousreply 40September 9, 2010 6:10 AM

Good call R39. There was no question about Hunter, judging by his tight jeans.

by Anonymousreply 41September 9, 2010 6:11 AM

If Barney was hung, I sure never got to find out.

by Anonymousreply 42September 9, 2010 6:17 AM

Andy Travis

by Anonymousreply 43September 9, 2010 6:17 AM


by Anonymousreply 44September 9, 2010 11:26 AM

Harry Weston, Empty Nest (and Golden Girls).

by Anonymousreply 45September 9, 2010 12:21 PM

Lt. Frank Fruillo.

by Anonymousreply 46September 9, 2010 12:46 PM

Ward and Wally. There was a reason he was called The Beaver...

by Anonymousreply 47September 9, 2010 12:46 PM

[quote]Tom Scavo

I quickly read that as Tom Servo and thought "What the...?"

by Anonymousreply 48September 9, 2010 1:44 PM

Jack Malone

by Anonymousreply 49September 9, 2010 1:59 PM

Detective John Munch - "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit"

by Anonymousreply 50September 9, 2010 2:03 PM

John Black

by Anonymousreply 51September 9, 2010 2:07 PM

The police chief on "The Gates"

by Anonymousreply 52September 9, 2010 2:22 PM

Boner (Growing Pains)

Arnold (Different Strokes)


Danny Thomas (Make Room for Daddy, pun intended)

by Anonymousreply 53September 9, 2010 2:35 PM

Brian Kinney

Don Draper

Capt Jack Harkness

by Anonymousreply 54September 9, 2010 2:54 PM

Maude Findlay

Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak

by Anonymousreply 55September 9, 2010 3:50 PM

Martin Fitzgerald (played by original BDF, Eric Close), WITHOUT A TRACE%0D %0D Ben Stone, LAW & ORDER

by Anonymousreply 56September 9, 2010 5:23 PM

Gomer Pyle, USMC

by Anonymousreply 57September 9, 2010 6:26 PM

Asa Buchanan

by Anonymousreply 58September 9, 2010 6:44 PM

Mel from ALICE.%0D %0D That blond cop from CAGNEY & LACEY.%0D %0D Another vote for Wojo.

by Anonymousreply 59September 9, 2010 6:54 PM

Bo & Luke Duke

Eli Gold - The Good Wife

Jake Hanson - Melrose Place (1st iteration)

Michael Bluth - Arrested Development

Harmon Rabb - JAG


Sayid - Lost

by Anonymousreply 60September 9, 2010 9:56 PM

ADA Alexandra Cabot - SVU

by Anonymousreply 61September 9, 2010 10:04 PM

R61, is there really a character named "Alexandra Cabot" on that show? Does she have a white lightening bolt through her hair, wear a black and red miniskirt, and carry a black and white cat? I've never watched it, so I thought I'd ask.

by Anonymousreply 62September 9, 2010 10:43 PM


by Anonymousreply 63September 9, 2010 10:49 PM

Not a TV character but weather guy Bob Van Dillen on Robin Meade's Morning Express on Headline News Network. He comes off like a dumb frat jock but you just know he is hung like a horse.

by Anonymousreply 64September 9, 2010 11:41 PM

Adabisi, Oz

He had to have big-dick confidence to pull off that silly little hat.

by Anonymousreply 65September 9, 2010 11:57 PM

Larry Sanders

by Anonymousreply 66September 10, 2010 12:20 AM

Yosemite Sam%0D %0D %0D Barney the Dinosaur%0D %0D %0D Magnum, P.I.

by Anonymousreply 67September 10, 2010 12:35 AM

Salami on the White Shadow

by Anonymousreply 68September 10, 2010 12:49 AM

R15, Nate Fisher was average but he always lied about his dick size (and never brought a ruler). %0D %0D I'm sure he knew how to use it but I doubt he was hung. He was an arrogant dick without the actual dick size.

by Anonymousreply 69September 10, 2010 1:07 AM

Sawyer from "LOST"

by Anonymousreply 70September 10, 2010 1:36 AM

Ben Casey

by Anonymousreply 71September 10, 2010 1:50 AM

Allan Willis from The Jefferson's, visible sizemeat

Big Bird

by Anonymousreply 72September 10, 2010 2:02 AM

The blond guy who was always in the background but never had any lines in the newsroom of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show." He was a strapping Nordic handsome hunk with 1970s hair.

by Anonymousreply 73September 10, 2010 2:50 AM

Dan Fielding - Night Court

by Anonymousreply 74September 10, 2010 2:54 AM


by Anonymousreply 75September 10, 2010 3:00 AM

R64, someone on DL posted about seeing Van Dillen in the steam room. If the story's true, he really is packing.

by Anonymousreply 76September 10, 2010 3:03 AM

Clutch Cargo%0D %0D Perry White%0D %0D Scooby Doo

by Anonymousreply 77September 10, 2010 6:25 AM

Mr. Rogers had the calm, quiet confidence of a guy with a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 78September 10, 2010 7:14 AM

Mr. Brady.%0D %0D Alas, he didn't pass it on to the next generation.

by Anonymousreply 79September 10, 2010 12:13 PM

Definitely Magnum, PI

by Anonymousreply 80September 10, 2010 2:52 PM

Mr. Ed

by Anonymousreply 81September 11, 2010 4:33 AM

Pee-wee Herman, from what I've heard.

by Anonymousreply 82September 11, 2010 4:44 AM


by Anonymousreply 83September 11, 2010 10:41 AM

You sound like a sizemologist, Mary OP!

(We can certainly identify)

by Anonymousreply 84September 11, 2010 11:36 AM

knowledgeable sisters have reported that Magnum PI is a PTM.

by Anonymousreply 85September 11, 2010 11:40 AM

Captain Jack Harkness%0D %0D Sawyer from Lost%0D %0D Dexter%0D %0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 86September 11, 2010 3:00 PM

All the guys on Stargate:%0D %0D Jack O'Neill%0D Dr. Daniel Jackson%0D Cam Mitchell

by Anonymousreply 87September 12, 2010 3:46 PM


by Anonymousreply 88September 12, 2010 6:40 PM

Coach Ken Reeves, "The Whiter Shadow"

Coach Hayden Fox, "Coach"

Coach Eric Taylor, "Friday Night Lights"

by Anonymousreply 89September 12, 2010 8:54 PM

I know this is an old thread but had to comment.

[R48] you must be psychic - since Desperate Housewives had a show this winter/spring revealing that very thing - Tom is hung like a horse.

That's the second DH guy they said that about - Zach Young being the first. Which makes me think Mike (his bio dad) must be too.

by Anonymousreply 90July 9, 2011 1:14 AM

Mister Rogers

by Anonymousreply 91July 9, 2011 1:18 AM


by Anonymousreply 92March 2, 2012 8:18 PM


James West

John Robinson

by Anonymousreply 93March 2, 2012 9:35 PM

Aaron Hotchner and Dave Rossi, Criminal Minds

Hank, Breaking Bad. Gus Fring, Breaking Bad.

Everyone in the Strike Team on The Shield, especially Vic Mackey, Ronnie, and redneck Shane. But not he black closeted detective. Claudette had a big ole cock, too, and wasn't afraid to use it.

Tim Speedle, CSI: Miami. That's why Delko (Adam Rodriguez) came unglued when Speed died.

Horatio Caine, CSI: MIAMI. otherwise all the preening and worshipful females make no sense.

Julio Sanchez, The Closer. Ai , Papi!

Frank Pembleton, Homicide: LOTS.

by Anonymousreply 94March 2, 2012 10:09 PM

Javier Esposito, Castle.

Papi needs a wheelbarrow to cart that shit around!

by Anonymousreply 95March 3, 2012 5:22 AM

Any of Elaine's boyfriends. She always seemed like a size queen.

by Anonymousreply 96March 3, 2012 5:31 AM

Brian Krakow

by Anonymousreply 97March 3, 2012 5:36 AM

Toni Soprano and his long mafia cock

Omar from the Wire and his big black dick.

hmm yummy

by Anonymousreply 98March 3, 2012 5:50 AM

Sheriff Lucas Buck

by Anonymousreply 99March 3, 2012 5:56 AM

R98, Toni is a woman's name.

by Anonymousreply 100March 3, 2012 6:04 AM

Owen Hunt, Grey's Anatomy. A big, long, fat cock and uncut to boot, I bet.

Sam, Private Practice. I don't watch that shiteous show, but Taye Diggs is fine and I bet he's packing.

by Anonymousreply 101March 3, 2012 7:06 PM

Parker Stevenson

Greg Harrison

by Anonymousreply 102March 3, 2012 7:58 PM

R102 - look at the title. TV ***characters***, not actors themselves.

by Anonymousreply 103March 3, 2012 8:39 PM

John Black owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 104March 3, 2012 8:44 PM

The Fresh Prince of |Bel Air

by Anonymousreply 105March 3, 2012 10:50 PM

Jerry Gergich on Parks and Rec. His doctor said it was the biggest he's ever seen. Lit'rally.

by Anonymousreply 106March 4, 2012 11:58 AM

Wilson, the neighbor on 'Home Improvement'

by Anonymousreply 107March 4, 2012 12:05 PM

James West, "Wild Wild West"

John Robinson and Don West, "Lost In Space"

The Professor, "Gilligan's Island"

Jim Reed, "Adam-12"

by Anonymousreply 108March 4, 2012 4:32 PM

Oswald from the Drew Carey Show, Tall, hot and dumb…looks like he could self suck b/c he's so big.

by Anonymousreply 109March 4, 2012 10:11 PM

The dad from The Hogan Family

Kevin Owens from Mr. Belvidere

Tommy Hyatt from Alice

Dudley from Diff'rent Strokes

by Anonymousreply 110March 4, 2012 10:29 PM

Jethro Bodine

by Anonymousreply 111March 5, 2012 1:28 AM

[quote] Jake Silberman From ATWT, he & my brother were classmates" --R3

ATWT? Didn't your mother ever tell you not to use acronyms without providing a reference?

by Anonymousreply 112March 5, 2012 4:28 AM

[quote]Didn't your mother ever tell you not to use acronyms without providing a reference?

At the same time, webbie said we shouldn't talk about afternoon TV shows sponsored by Tide, Wisk, Gain, etc. A "mother" has to take a back seat to edict by webbie.

by Anonymousreply 113March 5, 2012 4:49 AM

Rob Petrie

by Anonymousreply 114March 5, 2012 5:44 AM

Bobby Ewing.

by Anonymousreply 115March 5, 2012 6:01 AM

I was going to say Archer, but he's probably just average.

by Anonymousreply 116March 5, 2012 6:28 AM

Magnum PI definitely had a teeny peeny.

It was Higgins who was clearly hung with an anaconda for a schlong: he bossed Magnum around in bed just as he did during the day on Robin Masters' estate.

by Anonymousreply 117March 5, 2012 6:38 AM

Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.

by Anonymousreply 118March 5, 2012 6:40 AM

Wally Cleaver

Bud Anderson

by Anonymousreply 119March 5, 2012 4:04 PM

Dwight. Dwight Schrute. As thick as a swollen eggplant with low hanging turnip sized balls. And just as savory.

by Anonymousreply 120March 5, 2012 4:40 PM

Magnum PI isn't, but Little Joe Cartwright sure was.

by Anonymousreply 121March 5, 2012 6:56 PM

James West

Luke Duke

Jordan Catellano

by Anonymousreply 122March 5, 2012 7:39 PM

Steve Austin (The Six Million Dollar Man)

by Anonymousreply 123March 5, 2012 7:42 PM

Clark Kent

by Anonymousreply 124March 6, 2012 4:40 AM

Victor Newman

by Anonymousreply 125March 6, 2012 4:42 AM

Daryl Dixon

by Anonymousreply 126March 6, 2012 4:45 AM

Trampas, in The Virginian, as portrayed by Doug McClure.

by Anonymousreply 127March 7, 2012 3:14 AM

Herman Munster.

Did you see the size of Fred Gwynne's hands and feet?

by Anonymousreply 128March 7, 2012 3:38 AM

I always thought Andy Griffith was probably bent to the right...just a little.

by Anonymousreply 129March 7, 2012 3:55 AM

Jack McCoy

Mike Logan

by Anonymousreply 130March 7, 2012 4:01 AM

Dr. Joe Gannon on Medical Center. I can still imagine him going commando in scrubs rapidly flopping down the corridors en route to perform a surgery.

by Anonymousreply 131March 7, 2012 4:12 AM

Elliot Stabler Chris Keller

by Anonymousreply 132March 9, 2012 11:24 PM

David Fisher -SFU Nate Fisher -SFU Keith Charles -SFU Nicolas Brody - H/Land Adebisi-Oz Chris Keller-Oz Viscount de Valmont - Dangerous Liaisons Dr Douglas Ross - ER Alfie - 1966 absolutely not 2004

by Anonymousreply 133March 9, 2012 11:50 PM

Race Bannon

by Anonymousreply 134March 10, 2012 2:50 AM

jack friday,rowdy yates,erkle,the professor,gomez addams,porky,tonto,barney fife,duke slater,boomhauer,beavis,reese,keith partridge,and the biggest cock of all,foghorn leghorn

by Anonymousreply 135November 11, 2012 7:07 PM

Col Jack o'Neill of Stargate was always wearing loose pants to hide his manhood.

by Anonymousreply 136January 12, 2013 2:00 PM

Dutch, Danny Dallas, "Soap"

by Anonymousreply 137January 12, 2013 2:46 PM

The Hardy Boys.

by Anonymousreply 138January 12, 2013 2:54 PM

James West.


Carrie Bradshaw.

by Anonymousreply 139January 12, 2013 3:10 PM

J Benjamin Chulay, R73

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 140November 3, 2014 11:36 AM

Merle Dixon



by Anonymousreply 141November 3, 2014 4:47 PM

Keith Partridge.

They used to call him 'tripod' in gym class

by Anonymousreply 142November 3, 2014 7:51 PM

James Evans, Sr.

Joe (Rhoda's husband)

by Anonymousreply 143November 4, 2014 2:27 AM

The other brother Daryl from "Newhart".

Peter Tork on "The Monkees.".

Dr. Alfred Bellows on "I Dream of Jeannie". How else did he get a babe like Amada?

by Anonymousreply 144November 4, 2014 12:02 PM

[quote]Victor Newman

I may throw up.

by Anonymousreply 145November 4, 2014 12:48 PM

Brian Patrick Clarke from Eight Is Enough - I came across a full frontal shot of him, probably from when he was of college age. Fucking huge, picturesque dick, fat & long. Definitely a shower even when not fully erect.

by Anonymousreply 146November 4, 2014 12:56 PM


Herman Munster

Murray Slaughter

Felix Unger (although he was a bottom)


"Little" Joe Cartwright

Paul Drake (Perry Mason's aide)

Gomer Pyle

by Anonymousreply 147November 4, 2014 2:16 PM

[There is nothing more tedious than a race baiting troll. Except the people that talk to it.]

by Anonymousreply 148November 4, 2014 3:07 PM

Alfred Pennyworth, "Gotham"

by Anonymousreply 149November 4, 2014 3:56 PM

[quote]Paul Drake (Perry Mason's aide)

Ha-ha ... "aide," right.

by Anonymousreply 150November 4, 2014 4:59 PM

Big Bird

by Anonymousreply 151November 4, 2014 5:15 PM

Jim Rockford

by Anonymousreply 152November 4, 2014 5:57 PM

Kunta Kinte

by Anonymousreply 153November 4, 2014 5:59 PM

Dan Tanna

by Anonymousreply 154November 4, 2014 6:05 PM

Willie Aames? Penis for Jesus.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 155November 5, 2014 4:36 PM

Inch High Private Eye.

by Anonymousreply 156November 5, 2014 5:06 PM


by Anonymousreply 157November 5, 2014 5:11 PM

I imagine The Professor was well hung but was probably naive about it.

by Anonymousreply 158November 5, 2014 7:12 PM

Jack O'Neill (10 inches), Daniel Jackson (8 inches), Cameron Mitchell (8 inches) of Stargate

by Anonymousreply 159February 15, 2015 2:52 PM

Brian Kinney.

by Anonymousreply 160February 15, 2015 2:55 PM

Amanda Carter (9 1/2 inches)...also of Stargate.

by Anonymousreply 161February 15, 2015 8:41 PM

[quote]Brian Krakow

Angela didn't know what she was missing.

by Anonymousreply 162February 15, 2015 8:47 PM

Lurch from The Adams Family.

by Anonymousreply 163February 15, 2015 8:52 PM

It's confirmed in Shameless that Ian is 9 inches

by Anonymousreply 164February 15, 2015 9:43 PM

Stan Rizzo from Mad Men

by Anonymousreply 165February 16, 2015 1:00 AM

robbie douglas

by Anonymousreply 166February 16, 2015 1:04 AM

Agree with R63 and R73.

Watch The Raft ep of Lost in Space to see a lot of evidence for John's and Don's fitting this category.

by Anonymousreply 167February 16, 2015 1:13 AM

Pee Wee Herman

by Anonymousreply 168February 16, 2015 1:14 AM

MacGiver. Greg Brady.

Mike Brady.

Mr. Roarke-your host!

Captain Stuebing and therefore Murray Slaughter.

Grant Goodeve--David on 8 is enuf.


Tony Banta.


by Anonymousreply 169February 16, 2015 1:16 AM

Archie Bunker

by Anonymousreply 170February 16, 2015 1:18 AM

The father from "Life Goes On".

JR Mitte.

Bruce Campbell as any one he's ever played.

The Highlander.

Simon and Simon - Gerald McRainey

Jake from Jake and the Fatman.

by Anonymousreply 171February 16, 2015 1:25 AM

Fred Flintstone

by Anonymousreply 172February 16, 2015 1:27 AM

Sam Malone

by Anonymousreply 173February 16, 2015 1:42 AM

Sgt. O'Rourke

by Anonymousreply 174February 16, 2015 1:58 AM

All those fat, dumb husbands with skinny, smart wives on sitcoms. They have to have something.

by Anonymousreply 175February 16, 2015 2:59 AM

Desi Arnaz Sr but not Jr.

by Anonymousreply 176November 23, 2016 11:27 AM
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