Other than the guy from Hung. I'm going with Barney Fife.
TV Characters who were/are probably well hung
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Jake Silberman From ATWT, he & my brother were classmates
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Coach Taylor has got to be packing.
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OP, do you mean characters, or the men who played them. not sure all that many are written as "well endowed"
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Frank Burns. I can think of no other reason why Hot Lips was so interested in him.
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Can we have a moment of silence for R5's imagination? Thank you.
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Race Bannon, yo!
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Joey (from Friends. Dumb as a box of hammers so he had to be packing)
Robert (Everybody Loves Raymond. That voice means he's covered in hair).
Fez (That 70's Show. Because his package was always prominent)
Theo (The Cosby Show. Genetics)
Lenny (Laverne and Shirley. It's what gave Squiggy (the piggy) his high voice)
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Arnold Horshack (Welcome Back, Kotter)%0D %0D %0D Freddie Boom Boom Washington (Kotter)%0D %0D %0D Tig Trager (Sons of Anarchy)%0D %0D %0D James Evans, Good Times%0D
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The dad from 7th Heaven. Huge schlong, very potent sperms.
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What about that skinny geeky guy from Big Bang Theory.
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Henry Grubstick (and Bobby Talercio)
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Mitch Blake from Another World.
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Dr. Daniel Jackson - Stargate
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The guy from Hung is not hung.
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Snapper Foster (the original, not that loser imposter Hasselhoff), and his gorgeous brother Greg (again, the original).%0D %0D Mr. Chancellor
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"Hung" is a homosexual show. Or a show for homosexuals.
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs, "NCIS"
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The Janitor from Scrubs.
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Detective Zach Nichols from Law & Order: CI
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Wojo - Barney Miller
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Eb from Green Acres Eddy Haskell from Leave it to Beaver JR Ewing from Dallas Steve Douglas from My Three Sons Lucy from The Lucy Show
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I second R28, that guy probably couldn't GET enough.
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Darren from Bewitched. I mean, really, what other reason would Samantha have?
I agree, Coach Eric Taylor has a magic schlong.
And the Joel McHale character on Community. He has that big dick arrogance about him.
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Also agree about Wojo. The epitome of BDF.
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[quote]Darren from Bewitched. I mean, really, what other reason would Samantha have?
Samantha could cast a spell to give her lovers large genitalia.
She loved Derwood for reasons known only to her heart.
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Yeah, if I had a wife like Samantha I would have this huge dick and live in an ivory tower in the sky and make Samantha turn herself into Joe Jonas three nights a week, and I would get a Ninja and a new Oldsmobile..
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Bailliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon
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Hunter%0D %0D Gary Ewing%0D %0D Tom Scavo%0D %0D Jake Hansen%0D %0D
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Victor Newman is probably hung like a Clydesdale.
Jack Abbott? Not so much.
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Good call R39. There was no question about Hunter, judging by his tight jeans.
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If Barney was hung, I sure never got to find out.
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Harry Weston, Empty Nest (and Golden Girls).
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Lt. Frank Fruillo.
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Ward and Wally. There was a reason he was called The Beaver...
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I quickly read that as Tom Servo and thought "What the...?"
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Detective John Munch - "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit"
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The police chief on "The Gates"
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Boner (Growing Pains)
Arnold (Different Strokes)
Danny Thomas (Make Room for Daddy, pun intended)
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Capt Jack Harkness
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak
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Martin Fitzgerald (played by original BDF, Eric Close), WITHOUT A TRACE%0D %0D Ben Stone, LAW & ORDER
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Gomer Pyle, USMC
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Mel from ALICE.%0D %0D That blond cop from CAGNEY & LACEY.%0D %0D Another vote for Wojo.
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Bo & Luke Duke
Eli Gold - The Good Wife
Jake Hanson - Melrose Place (1st iteration)
Michael Bluth - Arrested Development
Harmon Rabb - JAG
Sayid - Lost
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ADA Alexandra Cabot - SVU
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R61, is there really a character named "Alexandra Cabot" on that show? Does she have a white lightening bolt through her hair, wear a black and red miniskirt, and carry a black and white cat? I've never watched it, so I thought I'd ask.
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Not a TV character but weather guy Bob Van Dillen on Robin Meade's Morning Express on Headline News Network. He comes off like a dumb frat jock but you just know he is hung like a horse.
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He had to have big-dick confidence to pull off that silly little hat.
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Yosemite Sam%0D %0D %0D Barney the Dinosaur%0D %0D %0D Magnum, P.I.
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Salami on the White Shadow
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R15, Nate Fisher was average but he always lied about his dick size (and never brought a ruler). %0D %0D I'm sure he knew how to use it but I doubt he was hung. He was an arrogant dick without the actual dick size.
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Sawyer from "LOST"
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Allan Willis from The Jefferson's, visible sizemeat
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The blond guy who was always in the background but never had any lines in the newsroom of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show." He was a strapping Nordic handsome hunk with 1970s hair.
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Dan Fielding - Night Court
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R64, someone on DL posted about seeing Van Dillen in the steam room. If the story's true, he really is packing.
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Clutch Cargo%0D %0D Perry White%0D %0D Scooby Doo
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Mr. Rogers had the calm, quiet confidence of a guy with a big dick.
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Mr. Brady.%0D %0D Alas, he didn't pass it on to the next generation.
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Definitely Magnum, PI
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Pee-wee Herman, from what I've heard.
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You sound like a sizemologist, Mary OP!
(We can certainly identify)
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knowledgeable sisters have reported that Magnum PI is a PTM.
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Captain Jack Harkness%0D %0D Sawyer from Lost%0D %0D Dexter%0D %0D %0D %0D
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All the guys on Stargate:%0D %0D Jack O'Neill%0D Dr. Daniel Jackson%0D Cam Mitchell
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Coach Ken Reeves, "The Whiter Shadow"
Coach Hayden Fox, "Coach"
Coach Eric Taylor, "Friday Night Lights"
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I know this is an old thread but had to comment.
[R48] you must be psychic - since Desperate Housewives had a show this winter/spring revealing that very thing - Tom is hung like a horse.
That's the second DH guy they said that about - Zach Young being the first. Which makes me think Mike (his bio dad) must be too.
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Aaron Hotchner and Dave Rossi, Criminal Minds
Hank, Breaking Bad. Gus Fring, Breaking Bad.
Everyone in the Strike Team on The Shield, especially Vic Mackey, Ronnie, and redneck Shane. But not he black closeted detective. Claudette had a big ole cock, too, and wasn't afraid to use it.
Tim Speedle, CSI: Miami. That's why Delko (Adam Rodriguez) came unglued when Speed died.
Horatio Caine, CSI: MIAMI. otherwise all the preening and worshipful females make no sense.
Julio Sanchez, The Closer. Ai , Papi!
Frank Pembleton, Homicide: LOTS.
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Javier Esposito, Castle.
Papi needs a wheelbarrow to cart that shit around!
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Any of Elaine's boyfriends. She always seemed like a size queen.
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Toni Soprano and his long mafia cock
Omar from the Wire and his big black dick.
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Sheriff Lucas Buck
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R98, Toni is a woman's name.
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Owen Hunt, Grey's Anatomy. A big, long, fat cock and uncut to boot, I bet.
Sam, Private Practice. I don't watch that shiteous show, but Taye Diggs is fine and I bet he's packing.
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R102 - look at the title. TV ***characters***, not actors themselves.
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John Black owns this thread.
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The Fresh Prince of |Bel Air
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Jerry Gergich on Parks and Rec. His doctor said it was the biggest he's ever seen. Lit'rally.
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Wilson, the neighbor on 'Home Improvement'
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James West, "Wild Wild West"
John Robinson and Don West, "Lost In Space"
The Professor, "Gilligan's Island"
Jim Reed, "Adam-12"
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Oswald from the Drew Carey Show, Tall, hot and dumb…looks like he could self suck b/c he's so big.
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The dad from The Hogan Family
Kevin Owens from Mr. Belvidere
Tommy Hyatt from Alice
Dudley from Diff'rent Strokes
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[quote] Jake Silberman From ATWT, he & my brother were classmates" --R3
ATWT? Didn't your mother ever tell you not to use acronyms without providing a reference?
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[quote]Didn't your mother ever tell you not to use acronyms without providing a reference?
At the same time, webbie said we shouldn't talk about afternoon TV shows sponsored by Tide, Wisk, Gain, etc. A "mother" has to take a back seat to edict by webbie.
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I was going to say Archer, but he's probably just average.
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Magnum PI definitely had a teeny peeny.
It was Higgins who was clearly hung with an anaconda for a schlong: he bossed Magnum around in bed just as he did during the day on Robin Masters' estate.
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Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.
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Dwight. Dwight Schrute. As thick as a swollen eggplant with low hanging turnip sized balls. And just as savory.
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Magnum PI isn't, but Little Joe Cartwright sure was.
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Steve Austin (The Six Million Dollar Man)
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Trampas, in The Virginian, as portrayed by Doug McClure.
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I always thought Andy Griffith was probably bent to the right...just a little.
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Dr. Joe Gannon on Medical Center. I can still imagine him going commando in scrubs rapidly flopping down the corridors en route to perform a surgery.
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Elliot Stabler Chris Keller
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David Fisher -SFU Nate Fisher -SFU Keith Charles -SFU Nicolas Brody - H/Land Adebisi-Oz Chris Keller-Oz Viscount de Valmont - Dangerous Liaisons Dr Douglas Ross - ER Alfie - 1966 absolutely not 2004
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jack friday,rowdy yates,erkle,the professor,gomez addams,porky,tonto,barney fife,duke slater,boomhauer,beavis,reese,keith partridge,and the biggest cock of all,foghorn leghorn
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Col Jack o'Neill of Stargate was always wearing loose pants to hide his manhood.
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Dutch, Danny Dallas, "Soap"
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The Hardy Boys.
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J Benjamin Chulay, R73
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James Evans, Sr.
Joe (Rhoda's husband)
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The other brother Daryl from "Newhart".
Peter Tork on "The Monkees.".
Dr. Alfred Bellows on "I Dream of Jeannie". How else did he get a babe like Amada?
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I may throw up.
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Brian Patrick Clarke from Eight Is Enough - I came across a full frontal shot of him, probably from when he was of college age. Fucking huge, picturesque dick, fat & long. Definitely a shower even when not fully erect.
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Felix Unger (although he was a bottom)
"Little" Joe Cartwright
Paul Drake (Perry Mason's aide)
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[There is nothing more tedious than a race baiting troll. Except the people that talk to it.]
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Alfred Pennyworth, "Gotham"
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[quote]Paul Drake (Perry Mason's aide)
Ha-ha ... "aide," right.
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Willie Aames? Penis for Jesus.
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Inch High Private Eye.
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I imagine The Professor was well hung but was probably naive about it.
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Jack O'Neill (10 inches), Daniel Jackson (8 inches), Cameron Mitchell (8 inches) of Stargate
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Amanda Carter (9 1/2 inches)...also of Stargate.
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Angela didn't know what she was missing.
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Lurch from The Adams Family.
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It's confirmed in Shameless that Ian is 9 inches
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Stan Rizzo from Mad Men
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Agree with R63 and R73.
Watch The Raft ep of Lost in Space to see a lot of evidence for John's and Don's fitting this category.
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Pee Wee Herman
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MacGiver. Greg Brady.
Mr. Roarke-your host!
Captain Stuebing and therefore Murray Slaughter.
Grant Goodeve--David on 8 is enuf.
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The father from "Life Goes On".
Bruce Campbell as any one he's ever played.
Simon and Simon - Gerald McRainey
Jake from Jake and the Fatman.
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All those fat, dumb husbands with skinny, smart wives on sitcoms. They have to have something.
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