Serving up this steaming pile of
Celebrity Gossip
Gay Politics
Gay News
and Pointless Bitchery
Since 1995

TV Characters who were/are probably well hung

Other than the guy from Hung. I'm going with Barney Fife.

by Anonymousreply 17611/23/2016

Mr. Ed

by Anonymousreply 109/08/2010

Dorothy Zbornak

by Anonymousreply 209/08/2010

Jake Silberman From ATWT, he & my brother were classmates

by Anonymousreply 309/08/2010

Coach Taylor has got to be packing.

by Anonymousreply 409/08/2010

OP, do you mean characters, or the men who played them. not sure all that many are written as "well endowed"

by Anonymousreply 509/08/2010

Frank Burns. I can think of no other reason why Hot Lips was so interested in him.

by Anonymousreply 609/08/2010

Can we have a moment of silence for R5's imagination? Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 709/08/2010

Cosmo Kramer

by Anonymousreply 809/08/2010

Race Bannon, yo!

by Anonymousreply 909/08/2010

Jethro BoDean

Joey (from Friends. Dumb as a box of hammers so he had to be packing)

Robert (Everybody Loves Raymond. That voice means he's covered in hair).

Fez (That 70's Show. Because his package was always prominent)

Theo (The Cosby Show. Genetics)

Lenny (Laverne and Shirley. It's what gave Squiggy (the piggy) his high voice)

by Anonymousreply 1009/08/2010

Arnold Horshack (Welcome Back, Kotter)%0D %0D %0D Freddie Boom Boom Washington (Kotter)%0D %0D %0D Tig Trager (Sons of Anarchy)%0D %0D %0D James Evans, Good Times%0D

by Anonymousreply 1109/08/2010

Trigger, Silver and Whirleygig

by Anonymousreply 1209/08/2010

The dad from 7th Heaven. Huge schlong, very potent sperms.

by Anonymousreply 1309/08/2010

What about that skinny geeky guy from Big Bang Theory.

by Anonymousreply 1409/08/2010

Nate Fisher

Eric Northman

Mark Sloan

Neal Caffrey

Don Draper

John Crichton


Fox Mulder

Ricky Ricardo

Lou Grant

Henry Grubstick (and Bobby Talercio)

Mike Delfino

by Anonymousreply 1509/08/2010

Mitch Blake from Another World.

by Anonymousreply 1609/08/2010

Jack O'Neill

by Anonymousreply 1709/08/2010

Dr. Daniel Jackson - Stargate

by Anonymousreply 1809/08/2010

The guy from Hung is not hung.

by Anonymousreply 1909/08/2010

The Tick

by Anonymousreply 2009/08/2010

Snapper Foster (the original, not that loser imposter Hasselhoff), and his gorgeous brother Greg (again, the original).%0D %0D Mr. Chancellor

by Anonymousreply 2109/08/2010

"Hung" is a homosexual show. Or a show for homosexuals.

by Anonymousreply 2209/08/2010

Leroy Jethro Gibbs, "NCIS"

by Anonymousreply 2309/08/2010

Barney Rubble

by Anonymousreply 2409/08/2010

The Janitor from Scrubs.

by Anonymousreply 2509/08/2010

Detective Zach Nichols from Law & Order: CI

by Anonymousreply 2609/08/2010

Mr. Burns

by Anonymousreply 2709/08/2010

Wojo - Barney Miller

by Anonymousreply 2809/08/2010

Eb from Green Acres Eddy Haskell from Leave it to Beaver JR Ewing from Dallas Steve Douglas from My Three Sons Lucy from The Lucy Show

by Anonymousreply 2909/08/2010

I second R28, that guy probably couldn't GET enough.

by Anonymousreply 3009/08/2010

Chris Griffin

Brock Sampson

Ned Flanders

by Anonymousreply 3109/08/2010


by Anonymousreply 3209/08/2010

Darren from Bewitched. I mean, really, what other reason would Samantha have?

I agree, Coach Eric Taylor has a magic schlong.

And the Joel McHale character on Community. He has that big dick arrogance about him.

by Anonymousreply 3309/08/2010

Marshall Dillon

by Anonymousreply 3409/08/2010

Also agree about Wojo. The epitome of BDF.

by Anonymousreply 3509/08/2010

[quote]Darren from Bewitched. I mean, really, what other reason would Samantha have?

Samantha could cast a spell to give her lovers large genitalia.

She loved Derwood for reasons known only to her heart.

Go figure.

by Anonymousreply 3609/08/2010

Yeah, if I had a wife like Samantha I would have this huge dick and live in an ivory tower in the sky and make Samantha turn herself into Joe Jonas three nights a week, and I would get a Ninja and a new Oldsmobile..

by Anonymousreply 3709/08/2010



Bailliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon

by Anonymousreply 3809/08/2010

Hunter%0D %0D Gary Ewing%0D %0D Tom Scavo%0D %0D Jake Hansen%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3909/08/2010

Victor Newman is probably hung like a Clydesdale.

Jack Abbott? Not so much.

by Anonymousreply 4009/08/2010

Good call R39. There was no question about Hunter, judging by his tight jeans.

by Anonymousreply 4109/08/2010

If Barney was hung, I sure never got to find out.

by Anonymousreply 4209/08/2010

Andy Travis

by Anonymousreply 4309/08/2010


by Anonymousreply 4409/09/2010

Harry Weston, Empty Nest (and Golden Girls).

by Anonymousreply 4509/09/2010

Lt. Frank Fruillo.

by Anonymousreply 4609/09/2010

Ward and Wally. There was a reason he was called The Beaver...

by Anonymousreply 4709/09/2010

[quote]Tom Scavo

I quickly read that as Tom Servo and thought "What the...?"

by Anonymousreply 4809/09/2010

Jack Malone

by Anonymousreply 4909/09/2010

Detective John Munch - "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit"

by Anonymousreply 5009/09/2010

John Black

by Anonymousreply 5109/09/2010

The police chief on "The Gates"

by Anonymousreply 5209/09/2010

Boner (Growing Pains)

Arnold (Different Strokes)


Danny Thomas (Make Room for Daddy, pun intended)

by Anonymousreply 5309/09/2010

Brian Kinney

Don Draper

Capt Jack Harkness

by Anonymousreply 5409/09/2010

Maude Findlay

Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak

by Anonymousreply 5509/09/2010

Martin Fitzgerald (played by original BDF, Eric Close), WITHOUT A TRACE%0D %0D Ben Stone, LAW & ORDER

by Anonymousreply 5609/09/2010

Gomer Pyle, USMC

by Anonymousreply 5709/09/2010

Asa Buchanan

by Anonymousreply 5809/09/2010

Mel from ALICE.%0D %0D That blond cop from CAGNEY & LACEY.%0D %0D Another vote for Wojo.

by Anonymousreply 5909/09/2010

Bo & Luke Duke

Eli Gold - The Good Wife

Jake Hanson - Melrose Place (1st iteration)

Michael Bluth - Arrested Development

Harmon Rabb - JAG


Sayid - Lost

by Anonymousreply 6009/09/2010

ADA Alexandra Cabot - SVU

by Anonymousreply 6109/09/2010

R61, is there really a character named "Alexandra Cabot" on that show? Does she have a white lightening bolt through her hair, wear a black and red miniskirt, and carry a black and white cat? I've never watched it, so I thought I'd ask.

by Anonymousreply 6209/09/2010


by Anonymousreply 6309/09/2010

Not a TV character but weather guy Bob Van Dillen on Robin Meade's Morning Express on Headline News Network. He comes off like a dumb frat jock but you just know he is hung like a horse.

by Anonymousreply 6409/09/2010

Adabisi, Oz

He had to have big-dick confidence to pull off that silly little hat.

by Anonymousreply 6509/09/2010

Larry Sanders

by Anonymousreply 6609/09/2010

Yosemite Sam%0D %0D %0D Barney the Dinosaur%0D %0D %0D Magnum, P.I.

by Anonymousreply 6709/09/2010

Salami on the White Shadow

by Anonymousreply 6809/09/2010

R15, Nate Fisher was average but he always lied about his dick size (and never brought a ruler). %0D %0D I'm sure he knew how to use it but I doubt he was hung. He was an arrogant dick without the actual dick size.

by Anonymousreply 6909/09/2010

Sawyer from "LOST"

by Anonymousreply 7009/09/2010

Ben Casey

by Anonymousreply 7109/09/2010

Allan Willis from The Jefferson's, visible sizemeat

Big Bird

by Anonymousreply 7209/09/2010

The blond guy who was always in the background but never had any lines in the newsroom of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show." He was a strapping Nordic handsome hunk with 1970s hair.

by Anonymousreply 7309/09/2010

Dan Fielding - Night Court

by Anonymousreply 7409/09/2010


by Anonymousreply 7509/09/2010

R64, someone on DL posted about seeing Van Dillen in the steam room. If the story's true, he really is packing.

by Anonymousreply 7609/09/2010

Clutch Cargo%0D %0D Perry White%0D %0D Scooby Doo

by Anonymousreply 7709/09/2010

Mr. Rogers had the calm, quiet confidence of a guy with a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 7809/09/2010

Mr. Brady.%0D %0D Alas, he didn't pass it on to the next generation.

by Anonymousreply 7909/10/2010

Definitely Magnum, PI

by Anonymousreply 8009/10/2010

Mr. Ed

by Anonymousreply 8109/10/2010

Pee-wee Herman, from what I've heard.

by Anonymousreply 8209/10/2010


by Anonymousreply 8309/11/2010

You sound like a sizemologist, Mary OP!

(We can certainly identify)

by Anonymousreply 8409/11/2010

knowledgeable sisters have reported that Magnum PI is a PTM.

by Anonymousreply 8509/11/2010

Captain Jack Harkness%0D %0D Sawyer from Lost%0D %0D Dexter%0D %0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 8609/11/2010

All the guys on Stargate:%0D %0D Jack O'Neill%0D Dr. Daniel Jackson%0D Cam Mitchell

by Anonymousreply 8709/12/2010


by Anonymousreply 8809/12/2010

Coach Ken Reeves, "The Whiter Shadow"

Coach Hayden Fox, "Coach"

Coach Eric Taylor, "Friday Night Lights"

by Anonymousreply 8909/12/2010

I know this is an old thread but had to comment.

[R48] you must be psychic - since Desperate Housewives had a show this winter/spring revealing that very thing - Tom is hung like a horse.

That's the second DH guy they said that about - Zach Young being the first. Which makes me think Mike (his bio dad) must be too.

by Anonymousreply 9007/08/2011

Mister Rogers

by Anonymousreply 9107/08/2011


by Anonymousreply 9203/02/2012


James West

John Robinson

by Anonymousreply 9303/02/2012

Aaron Hotchner and Dave Rossi, Criminal Minds

Hank, Breaking Bad. Gus Fring, Breaking Bad.

Everyone in the Strike Team on The Shield, especially Vic Mackey, Ronnie, and redneck Shane. But not he black closeted detective. Claudette had a big ole cock, too, and wasn't afraid to use it.

Tim Speedle, CSI: Miami. That's why Delko (Adam Rodriguez) came unglued when Speed died.

Horatio Caine, CSI: MIAMI. otherwise all the preening and worshipful females make no sense.

Julio Sanchez, The Closer. Ai , Papi!

Frank Pembleton, Homicide: LOTS.

by Anonymousreply 9403/02/2012

Javier Esposito, Castle.

Papi needs a wheelbarrow to cart that shit around!

by Anonymousreply 9503/02/2012

Any of Elaine's boyfriends. She always seemed like a size queen.

by Anonymousreply 9603/02/2012

Brian Krakow

by Anonymousreply 9703/02/2012

Toni Soprano and his long mafia cock

Omar from the Wire and his big black dick.

hmm yummy

by Anonymousreply 9803/02/2012

Sheriff Lucas Buck

by Anonymousreply 9903/02/2012

R98, Toni is a woman's name.

by Anonymousreply 10003/02/2012

Owen Hunt, Grey's Anatomy. A big, long, fat cock and uncut to boot, I bet.

Sam, Private Practice. I don't watch that shiteous show, but Taye Diggs is fine and I bet he's packing.

by Anonymousreply 10103/03/2012

Parker Stevenson

Greg Harrison

by Anonymousreply 10203/03/2012

R102 - look at the title. TV ***characters***, not actors themselves.

by Anonymousreply 10303/03/2012

John Black owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 10403/03/2012

The Fresh Prince of |Bel Air

by Anonymousreply 10503/03/2012

Jerry Gergich on Parks and Rec. His doctor said it was the biggest he's ever seen. Lit'rally.

by Anonymousreply 10603/04/2012

Wilson, the neighbor on 'Home Improvement'

by Anonymousreply 10703/04/2012

James West, "Wild Wild West"

John Robinson and Don West, "Lost In Space"

The Professor, "Gilligan's Island"

Jim Reed, "Adam-12"

by Anonymousreply 10803/04/2012

Oswald from the Drew Carey Show, Tall, hot and dumb…looks like he could self suck b/c he's so big.

by Anonymousreply 10903/04/2012

The dad from The Hogan Family

Kevin Owens from Mr. Belvidere

Tommy Hyatt from Alice

Dudley from Diff'rent Strokes

by Anonymousreply 11003/04/2012

Jethro Bodine

by Anonymousreply 11103/04/2012

[quote] Jake Silberman From ATWT, he & my brother were classmates" --R3

ATWT? Didn't your mother ever tell you not to use acronyms without providing a reference?

by Anonymousreply 11203/04/2012

[quote]Didn't your mother ever tell you not to use acronyms without providing a reference?

At the same time, webbie said we shouldn't talk about afternoon TV shows sponsored by Tide, Wisk, Gain, etc. A "mother" has to take a back seat to edict by webbie.

by Anonymousreply 11303/04/2012

Rob Petrie

by Anonymousreply 11403/04/2012

Bobby Ewing.

by Anonymousreply 11503/04/2012

I was going to say Archer, but he's probably just average.

by Anonymousreply 11603/04/2012

Magnum PI definitely had a teeny peeny.

It was Higgins who was clearly hung with an anaconda for a schlong: he bossed Magnum around in bed just as he did during the day on Robin Masters' estate.

by Anonymousreply 11703/04/2012

Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.

by Anonymousreply 11803/04/2012

Wally Cleaver

Bud Anderson

by Anonymousreply 11903/05/2012

Dwight. Dwight Schrute. As thick as a swollen eggplant with low hanging turnip sized balls. And just as savory.

by Anonymousreply 12003/05/2012

Magnum PI isn't, but Little Joe Cartwright sure was.

by Anonymousreply 12103/05/2012

James West

Luke Duke

Jordan Catellano

by Anonymousreply 12203/05/2012

Steve Austin (The Six Million Dollar Man)

by Anonymousreply 12303/05/2012

Clark Kent

by Anonymousreply 12403/05/2012

Victor Newman

by Anonymousreply 12503/05/2012

Daryl Dixon

by Anonymousreply 12603/05/2012

Trampas, in The Virginian, as portrayed by Doug McClure.

by Anonymousreply 12703/06/2012

Herman Munster.

Did you see the size of Fred Gwynne's hands and feet?

by Anonymousreply 12803/06/2012

I always thought Andy Griffith was probably bent to the right...just a little.

by Anonymousreply 12903/06/2012

Jack McCoy

Mike Logan

by Anonymousreply 13003/06/2012

Dr. Joe Gannon on Medical Center. I can still imagine him going commando in scrubs rapidly flopping down the corridors en route to perform a surgery.

by Anonymousreply 13103/06/2012

Elliot Stabler Chris Keller

by Anonymousreply 13203/09/2012

David Fisher -SFU Nate Fisher -SFU Keith Charles -SFU Nicolas Brody - H/Land Adebisi-Oz Chris Keller-Oz Viscount de Valmont - Dangerous Liaisons Dr Douglas Ross - ER Alfie - 1966 absolutely not 2004

by Anonymousreply 13303/09/2012

Race Bannon

by Anonymousreply 13403/09/2012

jack friday,rowdy yates,erkle,the professor,gomez addams,porky,tonto,barney fife,duke slater,boomhauer,beavis,reese,keith partridge,and the biggest cock of all,foghorn leghorn

by Anonymousreply 13511/11/2012

Col Jack o'Neill of Stargate was always wearing loose pants to hide his manhood.

by Anonymousreply 13601/12/2013

Dutch, Danny Dallas, "Soap"

by Anonymousreply 13701/12/2013

The Hardy Boys.

by Anonymousreply 13801/12/2013

James West.


Carrie Bradshaw.

by Anonymousreply 13901/12/2013

J Benjamin Chulay, R73

by Anonymousreply 14011/03/2014

Merle Dixon



by Anonymousreply 14111/03/2014

Keith Partridge.

They used to call him 'tripod' in gym class

by Anonymousreply 14211/03/2014

James Evans, Sr.

Joe (Rhoda's husband)

by Anonymousreply 14311/03/2014

The other brother Daryl from "Newhart".

Peter Tork on "The Monkees.".

Dr. Alfred Bellows on "I Dream of Jeannie". How else did he get a babe like Amada?

by Anonymousreply 14411/04/2014

[quote]Victor Newman

I may throw up.

by Anonymousreply 14511/04/2014

Brian Patrick Clarke from Eight Is Enough - I came across a full frontal shot of him, probably from when he was of college age. Fucking huge, picturesque dick, fat & long. Definitely a shower even when not fully erect.

by Anonymousreply 14611/04/2014


Herman Munster

Murray Slaughter

Felix Unger (although he was a bottom)


"Little" Joe Cartwright

Paul Drake (Perry Mason's aide)

Gomer Pyle

by Anonymousreply 14711/04/2014

[There is nothing more tedious than a race baiting troll. Except the people that talk to it.]

by Anonymousreply 14811/04/2014

Alfred Pennyworth, "Gotham"

by Anonymousreply 14911/04/2014

[quote]Paul Drake (Perry Mason's aide)

Ha-ha ... "aide," right.

by Anonymousreply 15011/04/2014

Big Bird

by Anonymousreply 15111/04/2014

Jim Rockford

by Anonymousreply 15211/04/2014

Kunta Kinte

by Anonymousreply 15311/04/2014

Dan Tanna

by Anonymousreply 15411/04/2014

Willie Aames? Penis for Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 15511/05/2014

Inch High Private Eye.

by Anonymousreply 15611/05/2014


by Anonymousreply 15711/05/2014

I imagine The Professor was well hung but was probably naive about it.

by Anonymousreply 15811/05/2014

Jack O'Neill (10 inches), Daniel Jackson (8 inches), Cameron Mitchell (8 inches) of Stargate

by Anonymousreply 15902/15/2015

Brian Kinney.

by Anonymousreply 16002/15/2015

Amanda Carter (9 1/2 inches)...also of Stargate.

by Anonymousreply 16102/15/2015

[quote]Brian Krakow

Angela didn't know what she was missing.

by Anonymousreply 16202/15/2015

Lurch from The Adams Family.

by Anonymousreply 16302/15/2015

It's confirmed in Shameless that Ian is 9 inches

by Anonymousreply 16402/15/2015

Stan Rizzo from Mad Men

by Anonymousreply 16502/15/2015

robbie douglas

by Anonymousreply 16602/15/2015

Agree with R63 and R73.

Watch The Raft ep of Lost in Space to see a lot of evidence for John's and Don's fitting this category.

by Anonymousreply 16702/15/2015

Pee Wee Herman

by Anonymousreply 16802/15/2015

MacGiver. Greg Brady.

Mike Brady.

Mr. Roarke-your host!

Captain Stuebing and therefore Murray Slaughter.

Grant Goodeve--David on 8 is enuf.


Tony Banta.


by Anonymousreply 16902/15/2015

Archie Bunker

by Anonymousreply 17002/15/2015

The father from "Life Goes On".

JR Mitte.

Bruce Campbell as any one he's ever played.

The Highlander.

Simon and Simon - Gerald McRainey

Jake from Jake and the Fatman.

by Anonymousreply 17102/15/2015

Fred Flintstone

by Anonymousreply 17202/15/2015

Sam Malone

by Anonymousreply 17302/15/2015

Sgt. O'Rourke

by Anonymousreply 17402/15/2015

All those fat, dumb husbands with skinny, smart wives on sitcoms. They have to have something.

by Anonymousreply 17502/15/2015

Desi Arnaz Sr but not Jr.

by Anonymousreply 17611/23/2016
Need more help? Click Here.

Follow theDL catch up on what you missed

recent threads by topic delivered to your email

follow popular threads on twitter

follow us on facebook

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!